general

[glacial valve]

My fav is blueberry tho

[fossil citrus]

when was the last time this happened

didn’t it happen with uhh

ios 6 or smtn

[glacial valve]

I will not fall for liberal propaganda

[signal hazel]

iced vanilla one is alright as well. definitely funky

[glacial valve]

Yeah this one is kinda good

[sour canyon]

#announcements message this was the last signing party but it was a dogshit signing party

[keen night]

Damm if my iPad was one update newer, I wouldn’t have been able to get Droll store

Trollstore*

[signal hazel]

i think i briefly remember one happening accidentally around iOS 11/12 era?

didn’t last long at all but they like signed every version

[spark yacht]

8 years ago for a mostly proper one

[fossil citrus]

damn

[glacial valve]

Yeah

[glacial valve]

There was a partial one recently

When I mean partial

I really mean partial

For like 3 versions and a few devices

[fossil citrus]

no I don’t have money anymore

no

[crimson fjord]

holy crap

vulkanmod is so OP

this is wild

[signal hazel]

ngl i didn’t notice anything different

[crimson fjord]

its SO much faster

[fossil citrus]

No

[autumn pendant]

hi chat\

[autumn pendant]

in what cases should i be using it

[glacial valve]

Oh no

[crimson fjord]

oh an apple silicon mac if you dont care about shaders

its so performant

[autumn pendant]

ah ah

so what im on rn

[crimson fjord]

at 16 chunks it runs at 400fps at basically 4k 😭

opengl is struggling to meet the 120hz vsync at 8 😭

and 1200p!!

[glacial valve]

Chunks ? Minecraft ?

[crimson fjord]

yeah

[autumn pendant]

yeah

[crimson fjord]

vulkanmod is a minecraft renderer replacement

[glacial valve]

We need metalmod

@keto

[crimson fjord]

aint nobody putting in that time

moltenvk is MORE than good enough in this case

[glacial valve]

Hold on

Don’t you have m4

[signal hazel]

mine has no issues rendering anyway

like i never catch up to the generation or anything even flying around in creative

[autumn pendant]

it doesnt work with my modpack :(

[crimson fjord]

m4 pro

[chilly bear]

try removing hacks

[autumn pendant]

no its because of uh

supplementaries

[chilly bear]

meteor yea

[autumn pendant]

(and vivecraft, and fabrishot, and axiom)

its a modded server

i made a pretty cool house

on the server

[signal hazel]

wait does vulkan mod work with voxy

[autumn pendant]

🤷

doesnt work with a lot of things afaik

[worthy garden]

@ashen basin

can i ask u some

[chilly bear]

no

voxy depends on sodium i think

[autumn pendant]

i dont have any ideas for where to put modded blocks in this so its just vanilla blocks rn

[digital sable]

thank you kai cenat

@manic tulip kai cenat is going to give me $2500

[manic tulip]

patiently waiting for aaron to disable image perms for whitenames

[chilly bear]

I'm excited to announce the launch of my very own crypto casino! To celebrate, I'm giving away $2,500 to everyone who registers-and you can withdraw the bonus instantly.

How to claim your reward:

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2. Enter the special promo code: BONUS
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can't beat text

no image perms in gen maybe but you can't take them away in #jailbreak

and if u won't take it away in #jailbreak no point in removing them here

[manic tulip]

Watch me

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-observing-observe-usingmyeyes-gif-4718103367612047982

[slim nova]

gang is this good ui

[chilly bear]

no (not ios)

[spark yacht]

Looks like a bad template

[sour canyon]

kid named gir filter:

[slim nova]

what can be improved on

[muted shuttle]

gm

[glacial valve]

mind answering dms

[glacial valve]

Chester Bennington

[chilly bear]

6 followed shortly thereafter by 7

[muted shuttle]

Where

[green bramble]

Now playing - B58B30O1

Crawling

Linkin Park • Hybrid Theory

46353 total scrobbles

[muted shuttle]

peak…

[spark yacht]

Font of the how can I help you text

[green bramble]

Last track for Maxine

Morning Bell/Amnesiac

Radiohead • Amnesiac

33236 total scrobbles Using Spotify and lagging behind? Check '/outofsync' - Last scrobble: · Jan 7, 2026, 1:15 AM

[glacial valve]

don't die

[winter meadow]

Who's most influential person here

[glacial valve]

mfs when they start listening to radiohead in the morning

[slim nova]

hmm ill take that into consideration ty

[muted shuttle]

This was last night

I’m not listening to anything rn

[glacial valve]

lame

[muted shuttle]

I just woke up like 7 minutes ago twin

[glacial valve]

?

so what

[muted shuttle]

I dont listen to music in the morning

[worthy garden]

hello

[burnt kite]

Music fasting

i see

[chilly bear]

me why

[glacial valve]

GIR is an unpaid intern

[dense zinc]

holy nice

[burnt kite]

New profile theme what do ya think

[glacial valve]

missing codm cheat

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-think-patrick-bateman-christian-bale-sigma-bale-patrick-bateman-what-do-you-think-gif-11298540661433234689

[vital knoll]

mfs when they realize they're french in the morning

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-think-bill-sage-david-van-patten-american-psycho-any-idea-gif-18161215

[celest ridge]

Free my boy Neo ✌️

[chilly bear]

do NOT free neo

⚠️⚠️⚠️

[burnt kite]

Tim Cooked

[celest ridge]

Yes free Neo

Bro did nothing wrong

[chilly bear]

the neo files:

[manic tulip]

Who are you

[celest ridge]

Meshal

[manic tulip]

Ok that's grand but why is neo innocent

[chilly bear]

wait message logging is banned? i've been logging since i joined lol

[celest ridge]

What did he do wrong ✌️

[chilly bear]

[celest ridge]

Welp, you’re cooked

[manic tulip]

If you refer to the ban reason

[celest ridge]

Neo didn’t even log here 😭

[winter meadow]

@manic tulip your chance

[celest ridge]

Someone saw him from another server

Logging

[manic tulip]

Logging in general

[celest ridge]

He logged on another server

[manic tulip]

It's against discord tos

[celest ridge]

And sent the log in another server

[chilly bear]

@frank tiger hi.

[glad lark]

so if i have a logger only in my server then would i get banned here?

[manic tulip]

We uphold it here because of our partner status

[half compass]

Even funnier

[burnt kite]

Doesnt this server logs every message

[celest ridge]

Jailbreaking is against apple’s EULA

[half compass]

It was a sip thing

And i solved it

[chilly bear]

not against tos

[half compass]

But now glfw is shitting itself

[winter meadow]

What does being a partner get u

[chilly bear]

bots are allowed to do it not users

[manic tulip]

Ok that doesn't involve discord tos

[chilly bear]

silly willy

[glacial valve]

answer dms

stupid @manic tulip

[manic tulip]

No

[burnt kite]

So rules dont apply to everyone?

[chilly bear]

free nitro

[glacial valve]

bro decided to ghost me

[burnt kite]

Interesting

[glacial valve]

out of nowhere

[manic tulip]

I read it I was busy

[burnt kite]

[celest ridge]

Obviously

[winter meadow]

Who?

[chilly bear]

bots and users are going to have different rules

[manic tulip]

And now I lowkey still am busy because it's fucking 2am Jesus Christ

[celest ridge]

But you’re enforcing TOS rules

[manic tulip]

I need to sleep

[celest ridge]

Free Neo

[manic tulip]

Yeah but it's not discords tos

[manic tulip]

If you ask that one more time I'm gonna warn you

[celest ridge]

What’s with discord TOS specifically

[celest ridge]

He was framed 🥀

[manic tulip]

"Oh yeah this guy murdered 12 people but it happened in another country"

[celest ridge]

He got extradited from another server

[half compass]

Neo who

[celest ridge]

The other server didn’t have an extradition agreeemnt

[burnt kite]

Huh

[celest ridge]

Also are you comparing logging messages to murder 😭

Serial murder

[velvet zenith]

Im message logging rn

[burnt kite]

[manic tulip]

Yeah because it's 2am and I just got done with the most vile tabletop simulator game ever

We started at 10pm

[celest ridge]

Sooo, when someone logs on another server they get banned. But when your own members are admitting to logging here they walk free

[chilly bear]

yea

[celest ridge]

My friend Neoarz

[winter meadow]

It was a obvious joke

[chilly bear]

u got it

[manic tulip]

Because I haven't seen proof of it

[half compass]

Yeah because of the art of shitposting

[celest ridge]

Pay to win

[burnt kite]

Youre going to get warned

[vital knoll]

.....

[manic tulip]

I was shown proof of Neo logging

[celest ridge]

They just admitted it 😭

[velvet zenith]

Im logging rn

[half compass]

I message log everything

[vital knoll]

....

[winter meadow]

Bruv just Sybau

[half compass]

I am a message logging slut

[manic tulip]

That doesn't equate to photo/video evidence like I had with Neo

[chilly bear]

i also did your mom last night.

[winter meadow]

No one gives a fuck about Neo

[celest ridge]

🫩

Ain’t no way

[half compass]

Me too

[frosty grail]

Neosporin

[velvet zenith]

They can just join back on an alt as long as it is not related to them at all

:/

[celest ridge]

Holy discord meat riding

[manic tulip]

Since when was Neo this celebrity

[chilly bear]

#freeneo

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/here-it-comes-willy-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory-here-we-go-there-we-go-now-comes-gif-21443422

[manic tulip]

Chat rate the networking

[chilly bear]

sidestore admin

[celest ridge]

he is bro trust

[half compass]

Neo saved my mom from a car accident

[frosty grail]

@manic tulip have a cookie

[chilly bear]

hehe 67

[vital knoll]

free israel

[manic tulip]

That's about as credible as that peace award they gave trump

[frosty grail]

no i heard they charge actually

[manic tulip]

Fuck me, politics, Aaron shall strike be down

[glacial valve]

you have to say that when the free gaza people are here

[burnt kite]

We talking politics now?

[vital knoll]

he's still salty he didn't get a nobel

[celest ridge]

[manic tulip]

Do not start politics

Pretty please

[glacial valve]

@frosty grail handle the situation please.

[vital knoll]

you're pretty 😍🥰🥰😻🤩

[frosty grail]

sorry to get political, but y'all need to drink more water

[manic tulip]

I huffed an entire litre water bottle 10 minutes ago what now

[celest ridge]

sorry to get political, but Neo needs to be freed

[frosty grail]

typical politician.

[vital knoll]

no what now is on Sunday mornings

[velvet zenith]

Another.

[glacial valve]

rt

[chilly bear]

part 3/3

[vital knoll]

@glacial valve https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1458443324791980147/Image.gif?ex=695fa8b1&is=695e5731&hm=457ea05f120d64efeab0e517edef1df040564dd837b99536ee8b856d8f27b96a&

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[glacial valve]

mf don't even spell rule anymore

[vital knoll]

what's r13

[half compass]

Free my boy epstein

He did nothing

[glacial valve]

ts pmo sm icl

[celest ridge]

Being silenced in real time 🥀

[half compass]

He didnt have a message logger

Epstein is innocent

[vital knoll]

.... bitch you're still talking

fuck you mean silenced

[winter meadow]

This server is so woke

[celest ridge]

If I keep talking I’m gonna get kicked then banned

[chilly bear]

#freemeshal

[velvet zenith]

this isnt really a problem anyways this server sucks

[vital knoll]

loudest silenced mother fucker fr

[frosty grail]

#freepatrick

[half compass]

Discord users finding out that actions have consequences

[celest ridge]

God forbid I say free Neo

What action like that requires consequences

[hexed citrus]

free neo!!!

[half compass]

Yeah

[frosty grail]

nihao

[vital knoll]

bitch you said you're silenced

why your ass still talking

[manic tulip]

I explicitly told you about an upcoming consequence and how it was going to play out, and you are shocked that it came to fruition?

[winter meadow]

He’s stupid

[celest ridge]

[manic tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/windpress-brainrot-brain-rot-our-brains-are-shrinking-gif-7538676913220146917

[winter meadow]

Leave him yapping

[celest ridge]

I knew it was gonna happen, it’s a joke

[vital knoll]

they think talking means they're silenced

[celest ridge]

God you guys never learned sarcasm have you

[frosty grail]

@manic tulip @vital knoll @half compass @glacial valve

[manic tulip]

Tf my cat doing bruh

Literally trying to become a victim of my chair

Insurance scam ahh

[frosty grail]

OTA update i think

[chilly bear]

we have trouble understanding social cues. do you have a problem with that?

[celest ridge]

Nah

Same

[half compass]

They cut its dick off

[chilly bear]

i need this

[rotund glade]

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-hill-i-guess-bro-bro-i-guess-ok-man-gif-6278747235421617446

[frosty grail]

getting the electric chair

[burnt kite]

Dr disrespect

[celest ridge]

FREENEO

[half compass]

Fr

[celest ridge]

Oh come on

Discord

[chilly bear]

you have to escape the second one silly!

[celest ridge]

Fix your markdown

[half compass]

Free diddy

[hexed citrus]

free neo!!!!!

[vital knoll]

I think you look a lot smarter then you really are!

[frosty grail]

nereefo

[winter meadow]

#freemaduro

[celest ridge]

Yes because I judge my intelligence based of what a discord user says

[winter meadow]

The fuck discord?

[frosty grail]

reofeen

[celest ridge]

Same thing happened to me

[chilly bear]

#freemaduro

#politics

[winter meadow]

#freemaduro

[frosty grail]

#unbanhydrate

[half compass]

Inshallah

[half compass]

I think you added an “un” there by mistake

[frosty grail]

no

[half compass]

Please fix it and remove it immediately

[frosty grail]

he has been banned

we must avenge him

[winter meadow]

Maduro will be out when iOS 26 on A19 gets a jb

[frosty grail]

next week then

[half compass]

Imagine maduro is found not guilty

Do they just deport him

[celest ridge]

#UNBANNEO

You’ve gotta

Ugh

[chilly bear]

wrong slash

silly willy

[celest ridge]

I saw what you said

[chilly bear]

? mods message logging

[celest ridge]

?

[chilly bear]

[celest ridge]

I saw you edit it in real time

[chilly bear]

likely story bud

[chilly bear]

[celest ridge]

What’s with the discord tos meat riding anyways

[frosty grail]

they shutdown larger servers that dont enforce it

[celest ridge]

Ok but banning someone who used a logger in another server is ridiculous

[frosty grail]

dont care

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-cry-about-it-cat-cat-anime-cat-cry-gif-25253805

[celest ridge]

Nah, I got bigger things to worry about

[chilly bear]

please? 😢

[celest ridge]

Hmm, because you’re polite

[worthy garden]

yhi

[celest ridge]

Oh hello Luca

[worthy garden]

hello sir

[celest ridge]

Why are u not active in Melo anymore

[worthy garden]

im gaming

[celest ridge]

In general

Smh

[worthy garden]

naughty

[celest ridge]

😔

Didn’t even do anything wrong

Free Neo and myself

[green bramble]

Now playing - joe

Crown Of Horns

Cryptopsy • None So Vile

25272 total scrobbles · bpm 108.8 death metal - grindcore - metal - deathcore

[chilly bear]

and im gonna warn you for that

[celest ridge]

Do u have mod perms?

[chilly bear]

oh

no

i forgot

hehehe

[ashen basin]

?

[celest ridge]

I can’t believe I’m on a list

[signal hazel]

wtaf is this pfp

[ripe anchor]

Trol

[signal hazel]

some insane profiles in public mod logs

[ripe anchor]

Lol

[worthy garden]

im playinf dlc

[indigo bough]

need.

[severe pollen]

Hey guys ! anyone knows how to fix it ? i cant install preferenceLoader

[peak crown]

yo how can i develop and test ios apps on my iphone without having to buy a mac and use their ide?

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[half compass]

https://github.com/kholia/OSX-KVM

[indigo bough]

thanks iXRT !

[chilly bear]

looks interesting, will take a look

get it

[rich dune]

https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/PWEt9NGZES

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[manic prairie]

lol

[rich dune]

@frosty grail your average food

[novel jacinth]

Hey guys if I want games like this, which iPod to get? Also do I have to worry about the firmware version of the iPod?

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle

please share chrome book durability test

🙏

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1333266804642025553/1346972374557266103/ezgif-4f1232050f966e.gif

Took forever to find this

[novel jacinth]

Why Chromebook abuse

[low mortar]

you joke...

thinkpad reps would market their laptops like this

they would poor coffee on it and call it teacher proof

and then drop it and call it student proof

[rich dune]

Based marketing department

[low mortar]

yeah

funnily enough I saw a few thinkpads get coffee spilt on them

and they all survived

incredible pieces of technology

[versed sun]

Didn’t survive/10

Is this a bottleneck?

[rich dune]

https://x.com/auhuheben17/status/2008795739565289848?s=46

あうふふ (@auhuheben17)

#初音ミク

X · Jan 7, 2026, 7:00 AM

[winter meadow]

I sideloaded in sideloadely an ipa, do I have it forever now?

Or could it be revoked?

[ripe anchor]

what

[signal hazel]

me wen i have xbox one bootrom but got no skill to know what to do with it

someone find an exploit <3

[vernal crow]

lock in

[signal hazel]

shit got leaked on PS forums lmao

[vernal crow]

make checkm8 for xbox

lock tf in

[signal hazel]

if only

the most i can do is print world and im lucky to print world first attempt

[spiral scroll]

Hi guys im new

[vernal crow]

hi new I’m dad

[signal hazel]

hi new and dad, i’m hungry

[narrow crown]

checkbox

[vernal crow]

checkbox one

check_2

[signal hazel]

checkb0x

[gilded rapids]

checkb0x

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle Stop being gay

[severe pollen]

anyone nows how to fix it ?

[wary badge]

@muted shuttle Stop being gay

[chilly bear]

you will have it for 7 days, you can refresh it before those 7 days are up to reset the timer

also consider https://sidestore.io

[wary badge]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

connect to wifi

[wary badge]

What in the everliving fuck

[gilded rapids]

hungry

I’m gonna DoorDash again 😭

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[winter meadow]

I love my country ❤️

https://www.speedtest.net/result/i/6912438738

[severe pollen]

appreciate

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!

[winter meadow]

<@&355174844205367317> hru

[desert cairn]

@hexed lily gm

[teal bramble]

y'all eating the red 40 burger

[low mortar]

why are you addicted to 67

[slim nova]

acato

check me olm web

it has uhh

olm live training day

[desert cairn]

I only have a tag and I think my status I forgot about

Oh I guess I have nitro again

Lmfao

I switched it to the status when I lost the banner

[winter meadow]

SHIT CODE, NOTHING IS WORKING
Definitely like that

[low mortar]

@sour canyon hello water creature

[sour canyon]

https://open.spotify.com/track/62qkGsmj6T0KMx2dIX4G0K

[fervent dove]

Wow, "Beast Land" by GavinZBeats is such a good tune!
I could listen to this all day...

Added to the r/Jailbreak Spotify playlist!

[sour canyon]

hi hi hi hi hi hi

[low mortar]

:3

[hexed lily]

Gm gm!

[obtuse ruin]

Gm

[green sequoia]

chunky ass case

[slim nova]

if it works it works

[green sequoia]

protected it from a 2+ meter fall

on asphalt

at 2am

[glacial valve]

oh god

[low mortar]

my dbrand ghost does this

im so careless with my phone its embarassing

ive actually thrown my phone on asphalt a few times

[abstract tundra]

Lmao

Im using some cheapass temu case

Because hatsune miku

[terse dome]

@glacial valve are your classes online from the snow

[abstract tundra]

But hey my phone is still 1 piece

[glacial valve]

yes

[terse dome]

fire

[glacial valve]

I just pulled a funny

[terse dome]

wyd

[green sequoia]

is it as thick as this

[low mortar]

no

[abstract tundra]

My dad has such a case

[low mortar]

https://dbrand.com/shop/ghost/iphone-16-pro-max-clear-cases

its barely there

[abstract tundra]

Hes working in some crazy shit workplace thats why

[untold helm]

My dbrand grip case the vinyl skin is all warped

[green sequoia]

in the usa or europe you can get a regular case from brands like spigen etc and use it for the whole duration of you having the phone, here in brazil you either get cheap thick chinesium that actually protects your phone, or a chinese silicone case that will decompose in a year

[low mortar]

I got my ghost because of the guarantee that it wouldnt yellow

[green sequoia]

brands like spigen dont sell here

[glacial valve]

Today we had to present our 1st half year project. TL;DR C candy crush in terminal, boring ikr.
The actual code was due 3 weeks ago. I entirely vibecoded the thing cuz I cba making low level r shit like that. Today I was like, yeah I'm just gonna try it. Turns out, there was a segfault due to a buffer overflow (technically a SIGABRT cuz the canary would fail).
For the presentation, we had to download the submitted zip so that you couldn't modify the code. To scam this, I basically made an alias to make which would copy the current code from my local project folder before running make.

cc @low mortar

[low mortar]

and its been the first clear case ive owned that hasn't yellowed

[copper tendon]

i need a good browser man

[green sequoia]

firefox

[abstract tundra]

How-

[green sequoia]

the transparent cases you get here yellow so much they crumble up and rip off

[low mortar]

they dont use cheap plastic

exactly

[abstract tundra]

Oh

[low mortar]

they dont use a cheap plastic

[green sequoia]

they become brittle

[terse dome]

how do i get a ghost for my Xiaomi® 14 Pro™

[copper tendon]

worst browser

[ruby copper]

@low mortar @terse dome @rich dune minor trolling

This took fucking 6 hours

Note that I had no experience with metal whatsoever

But imgui is proper here

Renders in the game thread itself

[terse dome]

@ruby copper are your classes also online

[green sequoia]

best is opera gx actually, i saw it on tiktok

trust

[ruby copper]

No I just don't have school

[copper tendon]

bros giving me worst browser after worst browser

[low mortar]

brother is a drop out

[terse dome]

oh wait thats fire

[copper tendon]

bros reading off of a bottom 5 browser list

[abstract tundra]

Ok wow thats nice

[abstract tundra]

Use tor browser trust

xd

[copper tendon]

[green sequoia]

the iphone cases barely protect shit

[untold helm]

Plot twist: they kill you a bit after you get the case

[low mortar]

I've had just over a year now and its still completely clear

[copper tendon]

its called christmas break

[abstract tundra]

Awesome

[low mortar]

which is a lot longer than any other clear case has lasted me

[ruby copper]

@terse dome @low mortar I know that what im doing is not proper tho I'm like swizzling 5 objc methods and storing 5 global vars and etc

But hey it works

I'm happy

This took 6 hours of constant binjaing

[low mortar]

hehe

binjaing

[ruby copper]

fr

[low mortar]

thats a funny verb

can we get a daily muffin pic

pls

[abstract tundra]

I kind of want those xray jerryrigeverything cases or whatever they are

[low mortar]

ooooooo i have that on one of my test phones

[green sequoia]

today im gonna use my s20 fe with one of those underwater cases in a pool

[low mortar]

its a 13pm with a smashed back glass but im lazy so i just got a grip case with a skin

[abstract tundra]

Nope not this

[green sequoia]

this is the poor man's version

[abstract tundra]

Oh

Right

[alpine chasm]

Discord is getting an IPO

That sucks

[copper tendon]

apple needs to just remove the back glass and wireless charging and just go back to the metal design. you'd get better thermals and better durability

[stark spruce]

gg its done for

[alpine chasm]

Unironically the best clear case I've had are the phone rebel ones

[green sequoia]

i agree

[green sequoia]

the 8+ has a smaller battery than the 7+ as a matter of fact

[sour canyon]

https://x.com/kenikenikeke/status/2007312538564997442

ニケ🐢(36/50) (@kenikenikeke)

でけえ

X · Jan 3, 2026, 4:46 AM

[glacial valve]

wtf$

[low mortar]

€

[glacial valve]

cooked

[worthy garden]

bro can alpha froakie be shiny

[alpine chasm]

Yes

[worthy garden]

i have dlc

[chilly bear]

pretty sure it was closer to 7.

[alpine chasm]

I dont

But yes

[copper tendon]

holy shit these people are braindead

[ashen basin]

Bruh the baby chicken is just a cube lmaooooo

[low mortar]

UGH

an email has been sat in my outbox for days

[alpine chasm]

I hate that shit

[low mortar]

an important email too

[worthy garden]

it helps me hunt faster

but i have 0 lick

luck

[ashen basin]

Jesus Christ

[worthy garden]

best donuts for hunting

😭

gonna complete mega dex i hope

[ashen basin]

Damn

https://vxtwitter.com/minecraft/status/2008932332791574695?s=46 so cute

Minecraft (@Minecraft)

🐣Test the first features from our cutest game drop yet! Baby farm mobs are first to waddle into Minecraft with a whole new look.

Befriend these tiny rascals, hear their sweet sounds, and craft them name tags in Java snapshot and Bedrock beta/preview!

Read more here!

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 7, 2026, 4:02 PM

[worthy garden]

then switch cfw lets me have a macro i can record while playing and playback with keybinds to enable and disable

[low mortar]

holy shit

[worthy garden]

literally just fly spam hunting

[gilded rapids]

Where is this chat

[worthy garden]

hi amler

[low mortar]

hi

[worthy garden]

arf arf

[low mortar]

meow

[worthy garden]

purr

[low mortar]

mrrowwwwww

[worthy garden]

froakie bro i beg

be shiny

so i can lay in my bed

[glacial valve]

Ban all weebs and furries

Ban all weebs and furries

Ban all weebs and furries

[low mortar]

why :(

[ashen basin]

Name tags are craftable now too

[worthy garden]

roofts i will bypass ur drm

let’s not.

[chilly bear]

don't ban me and me

[worthy garden]

hello Steve

[chilly bear]

im not steve

[worthy garden]

Who’s steve

[glacial valve]

@spark gale may I suggest a cleaning

[chilly bear]

🤫

[worthy garden]

@half charm

[indigo bough]

everyones thinking ari killed themselves again istg this shit happens every month

[worthy garden]

idk

[ashen basin]

Fat ass rabbit

[worthy garden]

i hate pokemon i hate roofts i hate steve

[glacial valve]

?

[worthy garden]

you heard me.

you wanted to get rid of me

and furries

[glacial valve]

yes.

[worthy garden]

our population cannot be wiped

mineek mrmuffin will save me.

[glacial valve]

I stand by what I said.

[worthy garden]

almer will fight you.

power of vibecode.

[worthy garden]

is a unstoppable force.

[glacial valve]

that would be nebula, shadow and stkjew

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1315473140209553408/caption.gif

[worthy garden]

stkc is the goat

[worthy garden]

me

i have loads

[rich dune]

😭

[low mortar]

same

[sour canyon]

me

[worthy garden]

[glacial valve]

wtf hammerjb

[low mortar]

hammerjb

RIck

[trail isle]

gm

[low mortar]

Oh I thought that wasn't filttered

but gir is just slow

[low mortar]

gm

[worthy garden]

froakie bro

pls be shiny

i paid 45 for a dlc

paid to win pokemon

[winter meadow]

Whos that guy

[worthy garden]

Idk

[copper tendon]

browser company of new york discord

[low mortar]

ge0 is a jb youtuber/dev

[copper tendon]

it was an issue with arc

[low mortar]

who covers content on the scene with varying degrees of clickbait

but also covers and makes tools that are of varying degrees of legality

[gilded rapids]

It’s funny bc that dude is an a active member on Apple discord

[winter meadow]

And piracy I’d assume

[gilded rapids]

ik him

[low mortar]

he makes videos and makes his own tools for activation bypass

weirdly i dont think hes ever done piracy

[winter meadow]

Huge W

[copper tendon]

hes a mod in the server so

[low mortar]

hes the kinda guy who will see an exploit has happened and then make a 10 minute video saying jb soon

[gilded rapids]

yeah my friend lmao

[copper tendon]

im assuming he'll just defend anything atlassian/bcny does

[gilded rapids]

well acquaintance**

[winter meadow]

Are the activation tools free at least

[gilded rapids]

used to be active here

Like 2020-2021

[worthy garden]

thx

[winter meadow]

What happened then

[low mortar]

we've talked a few times

[gilded rapids]

he got tired of talking to kids lol

[rich dune]

I request context hat~~, cock jobs~~

[low mortar]

I think part of the problem and reason for shift in his content is there was just nothing to talk about

there was no jailbreak news to cover

lol

[low mortar]

didnt we all

[gilded rapids]

true

[narrow crown]

rip jailbreaking

[low mortar]

hi woofer

[narrow crown]

hiii

[low mortar]

:3

she is confused

[copper tendon]

i feel like he's the kid in question

[gilded rapids]

real

[narrow crown]

i refuse to change my username

[low mortar]

dude

you dont understand how bad some of this community is though

like

truly how bad

[gilded rapids]

idk what’s going on

[low mortar]

nah I get it

its just funny

[gilded rapids]

I’m still here cause ppl just know blaze 😭

[copper tendon]

yea thats why most devs left

[winter meadow]

“I cove”

[gilded rapids]

iirc I joined mid 2018

[low mortar]

or they got hired by apple/cel/gp0

[vocal plinth]

twin?!?

[copper tendon]

ge0 clickbaits but he's a competent person, he knows what hes doing

[low mortar]

he clickbaits because it works

[gilded rapids]

in an alternate world I contributed more to community and followed that path ):

Instead I sold my soul to the gov

[vocal plinth]

At least you are getting paid

[winter meadow]

Didn’t u get tired of sileo 3 eta w0n kids

[narrow crown]

gov wont even buy my soul

[copper tendon]

yea and i cant blame him

make your bag

[low mortar]

Sileo 3 is still in the works, its just im not getting paid for it so I'm prioritising my education and my job

once im done with uni and my life stressors are gone it'll probably get done so much quicker

unironically

[gilded rapids]

His voice annoys me

lol

[desert cairn]

Sileo 4

[low mortar]

die

[copper tendon]

cydia 2

[low mortar]

sileo 3 should be maintainable forever

[narrow crown]

what does sileo 3 entail

[vocal plinth]

Sileo 4 iis macOS Sileo

[narrow crown]

macos sileo already exists??

[trail isle]

Sileo 26

[copper tendon]

it fixes issues with ipads and the queue being broken which is my favorite change

[low mortar]

• ui rewrite
• backend rewrite in concurrency
• fixing the mismatch of depends

[worthy garden]

where’s dopamine 3

[trail isle]

.pkg installers

[gilded rapids]

I wish I had more free time to do other things

[narrow crown]

i suppose so

[low mortar]

basically sileo 3 is just a full rewrite

[rich dune]

@low mortar what if sileo uses libapt instead of posix_spawnd apt…

[vocal plinth]

We destroyed it when it came out

[low mortar]

no can do

[narrow crown]

just seems unnecessary considering a new jb might not come out

[trail isle]

ui rewrite

will it look the same or does it look different

[winter meadow]

She said it well be maintainable forever

[low mortar]

it will look pretty much the same

[narrow crown]

liquid glass sileo

[low mortar]

the internals of the ui will just work a lot bettrer

[copper tendon]

yes you can get it from procursus on macos

[trail isle]

more app icons

[vocal plinth]

rewrite just means code improvement not changes

[winter meadow]

Aren’t they enough

[low mortar]

like right now it looks fine but its held together by gum and duct tape

[narrow crown]

i know thats what i was referring to

[low mortar]

and it breaks if you stare it at it too long

[copper tendon]

i don't think you've seen cydia bud

[trail isle]

hence why i asked and didn’t assume

[copper tendon]

if you think sileo is being held together by gum and duct tape, cydia is being held together by a fucking bandage

[winter meadow]

It still looks fine but performs so bad

[copper tendon]

cydia wasnt even a 64 bit app lol

[vocal plinth]

yeah fair, but usually the context in coding just means improving code not changing code functions

[gilded rapids]

aside from piracy what do ppl jailbreak for these days

[copper tendon]

the only reason it works is because of patches

[gilded rapids]

😭

[winter meadow]

Half of the default repos on cydia are just dead

[copper tendon]

i guess customizations

[narrow crown]

cydia is being held together by old glue that's breaking down and becoming sticky and gross

[winter meadow]

The flex of having cool stuff on my iPhone that u can’t get on the 17PM

[gilded rapids]

I used to jb when I was young to I could use hack clients for Minecraft pocket edition 😭

[narrow crown]

is one i designed in there or no

[trail isle]

idk if this was a sileo thing or a snowboard thing actually

[gilded rapids]

yeah but like no one cares tho

[low mortar]

@rich dune there are two problems with libapt
1: Licensing. This is a whole fucking mess. I dont even wanna get into it
2: The api for libapt is a pain in the ASS to get working. We tried for 2 years to get it working for Zebra and gave up. It's just not worth it. Shit just keeps breaking.

[gilded rapids]

😭

[trail isle]

this might be snowboards fault

[winter meadow]

Some actually care

[low mortar]

it is

[narrow crown]

i remember doing a few sileo icons for fun i dont think they got in though

[low mortar]

sileo uses the stock ui change api

[low mortar]

did you send them to me

[narrow crown]

probably!

[low mortar]

0_0

[narrow crown]

idk they are on a old pc now

so

[trail isle]

yeah that’s why i had come to the conclusion it wasn’t sileo

[narrow crown]

i cba to find them

[low mortar]

sorry!

uhh

[copper tendon]

i just want sileo for windows edition

[narrow crown]

no biggie they were probably not THAT good

[low mortar]

hmm

wait

lets try a thing

[copper tendon]

a modern winget frontend

[vocal plinth]

wdym think. You should see the codebase for Sileo a lot of is a mess and needs to be rewritten which makes sense considering it came out when coolstar was still pretty young

[low mortar]

this was not helpful

[copper tendon]

yea but cydia is 10x worse

[narrow crown]

yes i have sent a lot of these

[trail isle]

tf does has do

[low mortar]

I searched in dms

[low mortar]

its a filter

[copper tendon]

seaches for images from you in the server

[narrow crown]

i have probably sent a lot of those there too

[low mortar]

only 7 actually

lmao

[trail isle]

i got that part

[low mortar]

it only shows images

[vocal plinth]

Yeah, but that has nothing to do with the dev being young, but rather that he doesn't care about anyone else working on it but him and one other person

[low mortar]

the hope was I would see a sileo icon

😭 😭

[copper tendon]

can the sob emoji be a sileo icon

[copper tendon]

sileo 3.0 developer beta 1

[polar python]

woke sileo

[low mortar]

shut up stickler

[vocal plinth]

blast from the past

[low mortar]

ur a twink

[trail isle]

gay

[copper tendon]

amy can you add a branch for the 3.0 changes so i can compile it

[low mortar]

[polar python]

saurik if he made sileo: GAY FREEMAN

[low mortar]

im not going down this rabbit hole again

[trail isle]

who was this directed at

[vocal plinth]

tale moment

[polar python]

androidsob

[low mortar]

Joseph

[copper tendon]

[trail isle]

mr steckler

[polar python]

mrs steckler

@glacial valve shut up fatty

[vocal plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[glacial valve]

That would be [redacted] and classy

[vocal plinth]

Not us trying to explain compilation directiion

[trail isle]

who made zebra package manager then

[low mortar]

willy

[trail isle]

who

[low mortar]

and then when willy <redacted> he gave it to kirb

[glacial valve]

ONO leak :/

[copper tendon]

wtf amy i just downloaded sileo 3 from mega.nz and now my device is bootlooping

[low mortar]

this is from #jailbreak

[glacial valve]

Oh

[trail isle]

kirb does literally everything

[low mortar]

#jailbreak message

[polar python]

claude make sileo 3 and dopamine 2. ultrathink. no mistakes.

[glacial valve]

Can I get unredact

[low mortar]

no

[glacial valve]

Oh

[copper tendon]

wait hydrate suggested an ecid whitelist lowkey genius

[vocal plinth]

expect paying me a salary for no reason

[copper tendon]

and if the ecid doesnt match var wipe

[low mortar]

how though

[copper tendon]

gg

[low mortar]

how do you ecid whitelist in source code

[copper tendon]

cant you fetch for a devices ecid

or udid for that matter

[low mortar]

and check it against what

and if its source code, someone can comment that out

[copper tendon]

the list you have somewhere

obfuscate it

[low mortar]

I can guarantee someone will remove that check from source within 24 hours

[vocal plinth]

break the license

[low mortar]

would it braek the license

[vocal plinth]

probably not

[low mortar]

we're bsd4 now

not bsd10-anti-fucking-binger

[glacial valve]

Just pull an ioccc

[low mortar]

what a fucking stupid license that was

[trail isle]

https://github.com/opa334/Dopamine/releases/tag/2.0

ok

[low mortar]

ah sorry it was bsd9

[vocal plinth]

It was funny and then it became stupid since it hindered so much

[polar python]

only 4.5k stars

[low mortar]

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[polar python]

thats low af

jb rlly fell off :/

[trail isle]

gplv3 best license

[low mortar]

it was literally just the anti-elu license

I would love to make sileo 3 apache2 but i just dont know how feasible it is

[rich dune]

agplv3

[low mortar]

I'm rewriting about 90% of it but I still think I'd need like

permission from everyone else

because you just do

[vocal plinth]

yeah

[low mortar]

theres 16 people

[polar python]

open as in openai license @desert cairn

[low mortar]

and a lot of them are just mia

tbf

it might be fine

ugh

would i need people from sileo 1.0

because we didnt ask them to rebrand from bsd9 to bsd4

but there was always the agreement that it would do that

[narrow crown]

2.0 was a total rewrite wasnt it

[vocal plinth]

Don't MIA license holder eventually lose rights on direction on where project go if they haven't done anything for it

[low mortar]

yes and no

[low mortar]

i dont think so

I swear mozilla had this problem

and they spent years tracking down maintainers

[vocal plinth]

That is wild

[low mortar]

everyone who is credited in the sileo 2 repo I think I could track down

its the sileo 1 repo that worries me

BUT

I only need permission if I'm relicensing code I think

if its a full rewrite it becomes hazy

right now I would need coolstar, kabir and hayden

which I can contact fine

I am not contacting pwn20wnd

[narrow crown]

i wonder what pwn is doing these days

[low mortar]

dude got rich

and just fucked off

I respect it

[vocal plinth]

I think honestly bingner should just be the stand in for pwn

[polar python]

ham bingner

[vocal plinth]

He will never forgive me for that one

[worthy garden]

penis

[low mortar]

fuck

[trail isle]

[low mortar]

I just realised

I don't think relicensing would be possible

for a really sad reason

[trail isle]

what license is sileo 2 again

[low mortar]

bsd4

[trail isle]

ok

[polar python]

abb anyone but bren

pwn has 12 patreon subscribers

anyday now he will drop just hang in there

[low mortar]

hmm

I reckon I could contact everyone

[gusty hedge]

Bello

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-minion-gif-18245938

[vocal plinth]

@low mortar iirc tho you can contact bingner about this since I think he is pwn's legal rep here in the states

[desert cairn]

Is he fr

[gusty hedge]

[vocal plinth]

Yeah i believe so

[low mortar]

I would probably just need Alessandro, Hayden, Skitty, Aarnav, Coolstar and Kabir

[gusty hedge]

[gusty hedge]

THATS ME

[low mortar]

I was joking

pwn didnt actually do any dev work on sileo

[gusty hedge]

I don’t maintain shit

[low mortar]

did you never see the commit logs

dude edited the readme

and then did nothing

[vocal plinth]

I did lol

[low mortar]

I am not asking this man for permission to relicense the project because he edited the readme

[gusty hedge]

You need me as well

[low mortar]

why do I need you

I'm not relicensing the website bozo

[gusty hedge]

I will decline

As a core member of the Sileo team

[low mortar]

I will remove you from the site right now

[polar python]

As ex Sileo discord mod I also decline.

[gusty hedge]

I’d like to see you try

[gusty hedge]

🔥

[vocal plinth]

Slim you can rewrite the backend for Sileo then

[low mortar]

what is this twink bullshit from the pair of you

[polar python]

:3

[gusty hedge]

I believe I also was Sileo moderator at some point

[polar python]

Green twinks unite.

[low mortar]

probably

[gusty hedge]

I don’t remember though

[vocal plinth]

Yeah you were

[gusty hedge]

Ah yes

I installed “the bot”

[low mortar]

crazy

what a time

[gusty hedge]

Did I not

[vocal plinth]

Keto

[terse dome]

the #trusted

[polar python]

og keto

the REAL keto

[gusty hedge]

And then the real Keto hated me

[polar python]

we are ALL keto

[vocal plinth]

I mean he hates everyone

[gusty hedge]

Always trash talked me for no reason

[low mortar]

keto trash talked everyone

[vocal plinth]

He was born hating

[low mortar]

same tbh

[vocal plinth]

hmmmm

[low mortar]

nah

[vocal plinth]

u aint that bad

imo

[low mortar]

i love everyone until they do something horrific

[vocal plinth]

fair

[low mortar]

I just dont have the energy for rude people

😭

[vocal plinth]

same

[desert cairn]

I think keto just genuinely thought everyone else was stupid except for him

[polar python]

He is right

[vocal plinth]

Some of that and we always would constantly fuck with him

[polar python]

Thanks only took you fuckers 6 hours.

[low mortar]

lol

omg

new omni

[vocal plinth]

He said he is gonna add DRM and release an AndroidTV version this year

[polar python]

Oh my god they didnt even start the ios review

For fucks sake

[vocal plinth]

More time for the AndroidTV version

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/pengu-no-nope-nope-nope-nope-gif-2775819108791557046

[vocal plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-gets-drafted-gif-24616874