general

[low mortar]

https://mastodon.social/@stroughtonsmith/115808174025220815

Steve Troughton-Smith (@[e-mail])

🗣️ I do enjoy a good rumor, so I'll share this nugget:

I have heard that SwiftUI has been losing political capital, and credibility, internally at Apple because it has repeatedly failed to meet software engineering goals, and needs. It's no longer thought of as clear default choice for new stuff.

That might explain why it was deemphasized at WWDC compared to the past few years.

Comforting that Apple might finally be waking up to the reality of SwiftUI, 6 years in. Glad I waited that one out 😅

Mastodon · Dec 30, 2025, 11:01 AM

[glacial valve]

@crisp saffron

gm

[low mortar]

<@&355174844205367317>

[rich dune]

@muted shuttle

[glacial valve]

No way

hydrate

[winter meadow]

<@&355174844205367317> gm

[glacial valve]

gm

[slim nova]

I mean swift is really good at liquidglassing

[manic tulip]

You don't need to ping a second time good lord

[low mortar]

but the liquid glass is metal, which is c++

[slim nova]

oh mah gawd

[glacial valve]

Here's your third ping

[slim nova]

ok I dont know shit about swift

im just pulling that out from my rear

[low mortar]

I know Nooka has notifications off, hence my mods ping 😭

[rich dune]

CoreAnimation is also c++ I think

[manic tulip]

Your ping was fine

[slim nova]

here goes another one

[manic tulip]

It was the second ping a whole ten seconds after yours

[glacial valve]

I hope they bless us with no more shitui slop at WWDC27

[winter meadow]

Heres another ping from me

[manic tulip]

Alright time to find out what crack bullshit domain those images were on that we aren't checking for

I guarantee you the tld is .ru

Or .xyz

[low mortar]

I hope it just joins Combine as being an abandoned failure

[winter meadow]

cdn.discordapp.com

[slim nova]

[glacial valve]

is this more swift slop ?

[timid blaze]

شوف #jailbreak

[winter meadow]

[manic tulip]

Why did that bypass what the hell

[slim nova]

gir down 🔥

[glacial valve]

gm

[low mortar]

dont do it

[winter meadow]

@manic tulip

[slim nova]

water man

[manic tulip]

What the fuck

[glacial valve]

That's a discord cdn image

:/

[low mortar]

yeah, it was for fake concurrency basically

[polar python]

Hey need a moderator

[slim nova]

Hey need a moderator

[polar python]

Thanks

[glacial valve]

[slim nova]

is this a raid

a very slow raid

[glacial valve]

Tbf apple has spent so much resources on shitui they can't really abandon it

[manic tulip]

Is Automod just not working the fuck is going on

[slim nova]

discord is discording

[low mortar]

Combine came 2 years before Swift Concurrency but it introduced so much unneeded complexity and didnt integrate too well with GCD so it was kind of a pain to do UI work with

[winter meadow]

How are you going to block a discord cdn image

[slim nova]

by uninstalling discord

hope that helps!

[manic tulip]

thats fucking cool

[polar python]

my bad

[manic tulip]

thanks discord

why do we pay for nitro

[slim nova]

what is that tool

[manic tulip]

regex101

[slim nova]

gex

[manic tulip]

cool regex tester

[slim nova]

👍

[manic tulip]

thats twice in a row automod simply didnt work

impressive

[glacial valve]

discord slop

[slim nova]

dlop

[manic tulip]

because im awesome

its very easy

its surprisingly easy to block discord being used as a spamming service!

[vital knoll]

why are you always on at midnight smh

[ruby copper]

@manic tulip

[vital knoll]

what does that do oomfie

[manic tulip]

Because I'm fucking awesome

[rich island]

it is a url that gets embedded, plus every url has an id in it, if it's the same one each time just match it? lol

obviously doesn't work for new uploads but still

[manic tulip]

-# or just block two or more urls in the same message

More specifically image URLs

[rich island]

that will cause issues for anyone sending more than one image though

[manic tulip]

It hasn't for the past 6 months

Literally nobody else does that

[rich island]

i guess

[manic tulip]

If you actually upload images it is fine

[manic tulip]

But embedded images with URL's are the offender

[teal bramble]

snowed nicely today

[ruby copper]

fr

[teal bramble]

Hi mineek

[ruby copper]

Hello

[teal bramble]

how are u

[ruby copper]

Good

Trying to do Haxx

on iPadOS 18

[glacial valve]

lemme know if you get tfp0

[rich dune]

What does it do

[slim nova]

ACATO

CHECK

ME CHANNEL

[winter meadow]

Because when I try to it fails

[slim nova]

🔥

[glacial valve]

😭

[winter meadow]

Holy slop

[slim nova]

i make ai slop for a living

[winter meadow]

Are you that Turkish AI slop creator by any chance

The bradar guy

[slim nova]

no

[winter meadow]

Liar

[slim nova]

fym liar

[ruby copper]

@glacial valve @rich dune @low mortar dm.pl: building package dev.mineek.muffinsync:iphoneos-arm64' in ./packages/dev.mineek.muffinsync_0.0.1-1+debug_iphoneos-arm64.deb'

No idea if this'll work

[low mortar]

omg a new muffin tweak

[glacial valve]

mineekslop

slopeek

[low mortar]

hey dont diss muffin

muffin dont do nothing wrong

[ruby copper]

muffin killed a pigeon yesterday

[glacial valve]

based

[low mortar]

LMFAO

did he enjoy it

[winter meadow]

Muffin W

[ruby copper]

he brought it inside, beheaded

[glacial valve]

yeah

the usual

[ruby copper]

And I needed to clean that shit up

[low mortar]

based

did he eated the pidgeon head

[ruby copper]

idk 😭

[low mortar]

he gonna shit out a skull

[ruby copper]

😭

[winter meadow]

My cat frequently shits in my room for some reason

[ruby copper]

this tweak might actually need a kernel patch to work

Or at least a custom version of dopamine

[copper tendon]

rockyou2026.txt

[ruby copper]

@low mortar Something you might know, do apps require an entitlement to access [[CKContainer defaultContainer] privateCloudDatabase];

MuffinSync is just cloudkit syncing for every app even if it doesn't natively support it but idk if its even possible even if u give it an entitlement

Does it need something server side as well

Like on the developers end

That they need to toggle cloudkit for their app

Guess we'll find out!

[copper tendon]

What is muffinsync

[obsidian night]

Hello. Can I somehow fix the "App update required" error on iOS 26? Asking if sb knows how it works

[ruby copper]

An idea that I turned into a PoC I'm gonna test in a bit after I finished my lunch that basically you know how apple arcade games save their save data to the icloud?

That, but for every app basically

Natively integrated with iOS / iCloud

This likely will not function without a full jb even if you sideload the app with the tweak dylib injected

[copper tendon]

Wait so iCloud sync for every app

[ruby copper]

In theory yes

Idk if its possible tho

I'm gonna test it

I mean, as long as the test works I know the tweak itself can 100% be done

The test dylib just uploads a 1MB file of /dev/urandom to the app's cloud container

[copper tendon]

Would sandbox get in the way

Because you’d kinda need to access another app’s data

[ruby copper]

No but if you resign an app on stock with a developer account it will probably not give you access to an app store apps cloudkit container, if it even gives you access to anything at all

In theory it might work if you sideload the app with the dylib injected on every device with the exact same signing certificate and apple id

But idk

A jailbreak is easier because you don't need to resign to inject

[copper tendon]

This would be sick

[ruby copper]

If it works it'll be another FOSS release I won't make any money off of 🤑

If it doesn't work, well, too bad

[copper tendon]

Charge for it

[ruby copper]

no

[low mortar]

I think so

[ruby copper]

Whenever I sell something I feel a lot of pressure to make it like 1000000% good

[low mortar]

I remember needing to give it to Aemulo

[ruby copper]

I don't want to deal with that pressure

Thus I release it for free

[copper tendon]

Valid

[ruby copper]

With an optional donation link

If people then like it so much they want to give a bit of money, they can always do that

But it should never be requireed for my software imo

[dry monolith]

ifound this soundcloud rapper

[low mortar]

but do they

[dry monolith]

its so good

[green bramble]

Now playing - ns

dead ends w/ s0lemn

Suki

12742 total scrobbles

[ruby copper]

Occasionally yeah

[low mortar]

huh thats fun

[ruby copper]

This M2 mba is entirely funded by donations

🤑

[low mortar]

thats crazy

Donations barely came in for me

[copper tendon]

Damn mineek got a free mba

[low mortar]

thats why I made paid tweaks

😭

[ruby copper]

Yeah I'm not saying paid tweaks aren't valid or shouldn't be allowed

[copper tendon]

Does the money come in for paid tweaks

[low mortar]

yes

[ruby copper]

But I personally just feel a shitton of pressure when I release something paid

[low mortar]

it really does

[dry monolith]

bruh

[low mortar]

what did that say

[copper tendon]

How much do you think you’ve made over like all the paid tweaks

[ruby copper]

And I don't think my software lives up to the standards I put up for myself for paid stuff

[dry monolith]

then the piracies come in

[ruby copper]

So, I just make it free

[low mortar]

idc about that

[humble lance]

yo guys is the r/JAilbreak minecraft server a whitelist server?

[low mortar]

I literally just see paid tweaks as donations

[ruby copper]

Yes

[low mortar]

and I get enough paying people to not really care about piracy

[humble lance]

how to get whitelisted

[copper tendon]

Have you made over 10 grand from paid tweaks

[low mortar]

somewhere between 10-15k atp

[copper tendon]

Oh I was spot on

[ruby copper]

first chat here enough so ur names becomes purple

then you can fill in a google form

[low mortar]

but you gotta remember, thats over 5 years of dev

[copper tendon]

True

[low mortar]

HOWEVER

I'm not gonna name any names

[dry monolith]

??

thats so ranodm

[low mortar]

other devs have done significantly better off

[humble lance]

how much do i hv to chat over here i hv a job

[ruby copper]

idk

I don't remember the exact amount

you can also just ping an admin and ask for a special case

I think

[copper tendon]

Damn if y’all charged for jailbreaks or charged for stuff like sileo

[half compass]

@ruby copper why are you never on rjbcraft

[ruby copper]

I was on a few days ago

But I'm busy

[low mortar]

theres a handful of devs who made 6 figures

[ruby copper]

altstore dev

[half compass]

do you even have diamond stuff yet

[copper tendon]

Piracy repo devs

[ruby copper]

yes

[half compass]

I have two maxxed out beacons

[glacial valve]

who asked

[half compass]

you're french

you never get asked anything

[glacial valve]

🙄

[copper tendon]

I love how iOS animations go down to 5fps when you’re at 2% battery

Shit 1% now

[ruby copper]

how tf am I gonna globally inject an entitlement into every app

From a tweak

[glacial valve]

you can't

[ruby copper]

Can I entitle myself from within a tweak

[glacial valve]

no

you legit can't

I tried

Well

you can

if you have pplrw

[ruby copper]

well

libkrw exists

and dopamine supports it

[glacial valve]

you need pplrw

[ruby copper]

Ok time to entitle myself

[ruby copper]

iPhone X

[glacial valve]

oh

🧌

[glacial valve]

make sure to share the code

🙏

[ruby copper]

I legit already have this code

I did exactly this but for a kfd app like 3 years ago

[glacial valve]

🤨

What do you even overwrite

[ruby copper]

entitle_me("com.apple.etc")

It was for iOS 15 tho

[glacial valve]

I think you have to overwrite ucreds

[ruby copper]

let me check

[glacial valve]

just pull xnu source

fr

oh

cs_blob

yup

const CS_GenericBlob *csb_entitlements_blob; /* raw blob, subrange of csb_mem_kaddr */

[winter meadow]

const CS_GenericBlob *csb_entitlements_blob; /* raw blob, subrange of csb_mem_kaddr */

[ruby copper]

oh nvm I don't have the entitlement adder code

Just the steal entitlements from another proc code

[worthy garden]

const CS_GenericBlob csb_entitlements_blob; / raw blob, subrange of csb_mem_kaddr */

[glacial valve]

@ruby copper kcall

[ruby copper]

true

[glacial valve]

    /*
     * OSEntitlements pointer setup by AMFI. This is PAC signed in addition to the
     * cs_blob being within RO-memory to prevent modifications on the temporary stack
     * variable used to setup the blob.
     */```

RO rgn only when ppl there

[ruby copper]

@glacial valve might be easier to just hook the cloudkit entitlement check to always succeeed icl

Instead of doing ts

cloudkitd

[glacial valve]

that's for the pussies

who can't code

[ruby copper]

Ok

I would rather my tweak not randomly kernel panic people

[glacial valve]

I mean just blame it on libkrw

[glacial valve]

there's a 99% chance that the kernel is the one checking for the ent

[ruby copper]

let me check

[glacial valve]

i need to finish ptraceys

[ruby copper]

Jan 4 13:59:24.477111 Pou(CloudKit)[1823] <Error>: In order to use CloudKit, your process must have a com.apple.developer.icloud-services entitlement. The value of this entitlement must be an array that includes the string "CloudKit" or "CloudKit-Anonymous".

yup

[glacial valve]

cooked

[ruby copper]

nah im gonna fix it

[glacial valve]

muffinsync has been discontinued.

[untold helm]

16Player has been discontinued.

[slim nova]

vibers

[glacial valve]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith @polar python gm

[molten lance]

downgraded to a version from 2021 and it still lags but at least it no longer freezes every time I send a message

[odd cargo]

How do i even fix this

[odd cargo]

Note 7 lets fucking goo

[vital knoll]

yes we love bomba

[untold helm]

Why did the slop machine just make Best Buy a Walmart

[topaz kraken]

I like you daddy

[carmine elk]

ts so yt shorts

[topaz kraken]

You look good

[worthy garden]

do i look good

[topaz kraken]

Def

You top 5 best looking one in here

[coral patio]

Hey 👋

[worthy garden]

Thanks

[rich dune]

[rich dune]

UltraViolence
Based cat

[low mortar]

ffs

<@&355174844205367317> 🥱

[viscid forge]

sup chat

[spark yacht]

Wow Kai cenat is giving away free money

[viscid forge]

nah It's not real

Elon Musk did too my friend got hacked

[spark yacht]

He even used 4 accounts to advertise it

[spark yacht]

You are just a hater

[viscid forge]

nah bud

[alpine chasm]

Bruh

[low mortar]

4 accounts is crazy

[half compass]

??

wrong person

.

[viscid forge]

I was gonna do it too but my friend did it and told me after withdrawing the money he got hacked

[half compass]

the first person wasn't a scammer

[alpine chasm]

No, there was 2

[half compass]

.

.

[spark yacht]

There are 5 hacked accounts

[half compass]

.

[half compass]

oh

wait

i thought the lunex guy was the same as the first one

.

[low mortar]

same

😭

[rich dune]

.

[low mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-impossible-out-of-hand-gif-16945967

[spark yacht]

I was joking bro

Although I find it concerning that your friend believed it

[alpine chasm]

Automod shat the bed

[half compass]

you need to drop your friend

he is clearly a moron

.

[low mortar]

LMAO

[alpine chasm]

Ffs

[spark yacht]

wtf did auto correct type there?

[viscid forge]

ts gonna hack u guys 🥀

[half compass]

no it isnt

[worthy garden]

I won't respond to DMs unless it's a matter that needs to be private

[half compass]

we arent morons

we have brains

[spark yacht]

It doesn’t hack

[low mortar]

Hydrate said its because discords automod died

[spark yacht]

It just steals your money

[low mortar]

[viscid forge]

alr nvm

do it

[alpine chasm]

It is

[viscid forge]

idc

[low mortar]

its the equivalent of cloudflare going down for discord moderators

lol

[spark yacht]

We are literally explaining why we won’t do it

[alpine chasm]

Althought they might have found a way to bypass it because automod did catch one an hour ago

[low mortar]

oh thats fun

you have such a fun job

[alpine chasm]

I'll share it but don't be stupid enough to click on any link anyone here

[spark yacht]

Mods slurs

[half compass]

it does somehow

[alpine chasm]

Yeah automod seems up

[spark yacht]

Nah

[half compass]

because these are very clearly not bots

they're scammed accounts

[spark yacht]

The hacking is done months/years ago

By different scammers

[half compass]

they're still hacked

[spark yacht]

They sold the tokens to the ones running this scam

[half compass]

yeah

[spark yacht]

Another one

[alpine chasm]

FFS

[ruby copper]

Jan 4 15:01:26.046579 Pou(MuffinSync.dylib)[2400] <Notice>: [MuffinSync] welcome

[worthy garden]

Jan 4 15:01:26.046579 Pou(MuffinSync.dylib)[2400] <Notice>: [MuffinSync] welcome

[alpine chasm]

Yeah they bypassed it somehow

[ruby copper]

why is iOS so weird

[half compass]

update the regex then

[low mortar]

weird

[ruby copper]

OMG

[alpine chasm]

Next one I need to copy their message instead of instantly banning them

[ruby copper]

I bricked icloud drive

No

Wait

[half compass]

LMAO

[alpine chasm]

There

[ruby copper]

IT WORKED

WTF

[spark yacht]

Another scam hit the server

[low mortar]

guys its mineek

mineek is doing it

[half compass]

The second plane has hit the south tower

[ruby copper]

@half compass @low mortar @glacial valve

[spark yacht]

Yo bro scamming is not cool

[ruby copper]

Goated muffinsync

What

[half compass]

?

[cinder pebble]

https://x.com/TheBobPony/status/2007778207555358966

BobPony.com (@TheBobPony)

Since Windows Vista, the default volume level is 67%

X · Jan 4, 2026, 11:36 AM

[half compass]

67

[alpine chasm]

Wait

[worthy garden]

so funnu

[alpine chasm]

It's a discord attachment???

[half compass]

yeah

it always is

[ruby copper]

lmfao

[half compass]

.

[alpine chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/457981600941080596/1457374447999778816/image.png?ex=695bc539&is=695a73b9&hm=aa9bf915718fda0acb442445c27e3f1336819df3489dfc73ed483b68a055770c&

Not an embed

[spark yacht]

What did you expect?

[alpine chasm]

But a discord link

[ruby copper]

@alpine chasm time to use image scan to detect if the image is 95% matching

[half compass]

take away image/embed perms from whitenames

easy fix

[ruby copper]

Or that

[alpine chasm]

They usually embed images via another website

[cinder pebble]

fxtwitter?

[molten lance]

67 in the big 26

[spark yacht]

Not really

[half compass]

Big chungus

[spark yacht]

Most people need image perms to get help

[crisp saffron]

the real solution is to stop caring

if you click it and fall for it

you are a moron

[half compass]

yeah fr

[low mortar]

hi nooka

[half compass]

https://store.steampowered.com - 50$ Steam

[spark yacht]

Mods a different scam

[worthy garden]

@alpine chasm

bro

my switch has been on like for 5 days

[half compass]

Fifty Dollar Steam

[spark yacht]

Someone probably has seen this and went “I AM NOT A MORON”

[alpine chasm]

Wtf https://fxtwitter.com/mysk_co/status/2007235139739545847?s=12

Mysk 🇨🇦🇩🇪 (@mysk_co)

Duolingo's iOS app collects various device signals and identifiers to track users, including battery level, keyboard languages, and system uptime. It's a privacy-invasive app, so never install their native app. Instead, use their web app in a private browser like Brave or Psylo

Quoting MacRumors.com (@MacRumors)
︀
Duolingo Used iPhone's Dynamic Island to Display Ads, Violating Apple Design Guidelines www.macrumors.com/2026/01/02/duolingo-dynamic-island-ad/

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FxTwitter · Jan 2, 2026, 11:38 PM

[low mortar]

most apps do this

[half compass]

based

[low mortar]

I'm pretty firebase does this

lmao

[half compass]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UBri9b4a8w

[worthy garden]

amler meow

[half compass]

wrong fucking title

[spark yacht]

They shouldn’t send it to a server though

[half compass]

[cinder pebble]

why do they even do this

[low mortar]

meow

[worthy garden]

vibecode67

[low mortar]

shouldn't? sure. but to call out duolingo for it is argubaly a bit wrong

when most apps do it

[worthy garden]

its ios bro

what do u expect

from apple.

[alpine chasm]

Let me have my illusion of privacy

[half compass]

67

[cinder pebble]

67

[half compass]

if anyone here is from india shout me, i need you to buy me a supergrok supscription with india regional pricing ima send you p's

Grok is this real

[proven moss]

I git two of the same monitors, one goes higher than the other

Aoc 24g4

[slim nova]

yes, yes i would

[leaden ledge]

Meow

Which do y’all prefer, chat? Conk or bepis?

[low mortar]

idk whats better or worse

the fact im not the only one who calls them those or not

[half compass]

why is my twitter feed porn and not gay furry comics

[low mortar]

mine is miku

its all miku

and trump memes

[half compass]

mine is porn and trump memes

and porn of trump

i dont know why

im not a gooner

[leaden ledge]

Mine is funni

[proven moss]

Pussy

Hahahhahhahaa

[half compass]

take your meds my glorious king

[proven moss]

I like saying random words

BAGEL

HA GOT EEM

[glacial valve]

Ban all weebs and furries

Ban all weebs and furries

Ban all weebs and furries

[ruby copper]

hold on

[half compass]

what's worse than a furry

a FRENCH furry

[ruby copper]

im recording muffinsync proof

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735531330498068513/1457381382501302343/G9v9hKFXoAAzZcj.gif

[glacial valve]

Me too

@coarse ginkgo tap in

[rich dune]

Ban all weebs and furries

@ruby copper MuffinBootLoader eta?))

[coarse ginkgo]

BASED

[rich dune]

https://xcancel.com/ELENAmkzz/status/2007240620801421761#m

[coarse ginkgo]

average grocery buying session

[rich dune]

https://xcancel.com/jjeogi38/status/2007788948479979750#m

[coarse wedge]

hmmm i wonder why google dont show anything related to it…

[half compass]

venezuela needs a big dose of freedom

a HUGE dose of freedom even

[shy oasis]

I found oil

[half compass]

🦅

[fallen pelican]

some people are beautiful on the outside and some are beautiful on the inside

[half compass]

and some are beautiful on the inside and outside MORON

[fallen pelican]

idk if they sre

[half compass]

are you under the impression all attractive people are evil

[low mortar]

this is why im purposively unattrative

[narrow crown]

i dont think im evil

[low mortar]

the two sides of the transexual coin

[green sequoia]

🙏

[worthy garden]

yez

[ornate latch]

He has never interacted with a person outside of his home on his entire life

How do you want for him to know that

[half compass]

Yeah fr

@fallen pelican You need to go outside bruh

[fallen pelican]

why

[fallen pelican]

no but the most beautiful people on the inside aren't always beautiful on the outside

[ornate latch]

Doesn't matter

[fallen pelican]

I'm neither

[ornate latch]

Most good looking people have terrible personality

[fallen pelican]

that's what I said

[ornate latch]

Do you rather have a good looking annoying person or an average person that has good personality

[winter meadow]

Average person with good personality obviously

[ornate latch]

Yeah

But I think he's too stupid to comprehend that

[thick tapir]

which one isa better driver? cuz they have to be able to whip that shit

[narrow crown]

maybe u should address that in therapy man

[winter meadow]

Lmfao

[fallen pelican]

I don't take fucking therapy

woke shit

[ornate latch]

No wonder why you're weird

[winter meadow]

How is therapy woke

[thick tapir]

real asf fuck therapy

[winter meadow]

Wtf

[ornate latch]

If both are women

Then

Uhhh

Do I really need to continue

[crisp saffron]

Yeah

[winter meadow]

Both are good

[crisp saffron]

Continue

[thick tapir]

wild 😭

[crisp saffron]

Finish the sentence dawg

[ornate latch]

No fuck you

I'm not finishing it

[winter meadow]

Nah do it

[worthy garden]

hi

[winter meadow]

hi Jayy

[worthy garden]

hey cli[ppy

[winter meadow]

Did u get femboyed or not yet after playing valorant for 7 hours

[worthy garden]

grinding

[carmine elk]

who tf is this

[fallen pelican]

guys if I buy cp77 for the xbone does it come with the series x game

[winter meadow]

AI images?

[ornate latch]

Craiyon.com on the big 26

[winter meadow]

Isn’t free upgrades supposed to be listed somewhere on the Store page

[fallen pelican]

it's a dick

[winter meadow]

Where?

[fallen pelican]

vinted

[winter meadow]

How are you going to make sure that the disk actually functions

[crisp saffron]

Copy and paste this message and paste it into google

[fallen pelican]

putting it in my xbox

[crisp saffron]

it’s a yes

[narrow crown]

thats the problem

[fallen pelican]

I don't understand the whole smart delivery thing

[crisp saffron]

Don’t worry about it

it just won’t use the xbox one version on the disc

it’ll use it as a license to download the xsx version

[winter meadow]

This is limited to some titles right?

[crisp saffron]

yes

xbox handles it a lot better than playstation

[chilly bear]

@half compass

[fossil citrus]

someone made off brand stikdebug and it’s just a piracy app😭

in the appstore

[worthy garden]

strats

[gusty hedge]

Let’s discuss politics

No mods

[worthy garden]

u start

[gusty hedge]

no

[worthy garden]

yes

[winter meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1457036678475677696/video-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[worthy garden]

no life mod

[low mortar]

hiiiiii

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

[low mortar]

hru

[muted shuttle]

Im kinda sick but other than that im good

[low mortar]

awwwww get well soon

[muted shuttle]

Slept for almost 12 hours but we ball

[muted shuttle]

Thank u ..

[low mortar]

I had to leave the promotemaxine campaign

the unbanari campaign is more important, and a bit funnier icl

[split nimbus]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Hii stibby

[split nimbus]

i will start a kfc in mc server

gm

[low mortar]

omg

kfc

:3

[muted shuttle]

Yay !!!

[worthy garden]

hello

[gusty hedge]

WTF

[carmine elk]

Hbd!

[split nimbus]

@muted shuttle when u come online ..

[ruby copper]

@split nimbus @muted shuttle Hello

[worthy garden]

@muted shuttle when u come online ..

i’m still blocked bro.

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle @worthy garden

[worthy garden]

what are u hacking

[low mortar]

is it?

[ornate latch]

Yes all of us

[glacial valve]

I didn't know bitlocked was that shitty

[glacial valve]

what are you reversing

[sinful surge]

mdm supervised gender 😔

[winter meadow]

Whos alt is this

[crystal river]

Hey guys, I am on a base 13 w IOS 18 now and was wondering jf I should upgrade to a 15 Pro around 500€, 17 base is a bit too much to spend right now but I an wondering if its worth the small bump

[winter meadow]

@trail isle hop on

[winter meadow]

Nope

[crystal river]

Should I stay w the 13? I changed the battery a few months ago its on 93% right mow

[sinful surge]

doctor told me not to smoke covid-19

[half compass]

@iron turret hi ari

[carmine elk]

I can’t wait for clankers to be able to make me a jb tweak or even a whole exploit

[ornate latch]

Stop talking to yourself Ari

[half compass]

<@&355174844205367317> alt

[thick tapir]

snitch

[sinful surge]

i'm not ari

[ornate latch]

Lies

[tribal dune]

most normal rjb member

[potent crow]

if anyone’s trying to grow their discord server i can help. just dm me 👍

[ornate latch]

No

[carmine elk]

this might be checkm9

[potent crow]

oh well

[ornate latch]

No one cares

Get a job

[carmine elk]

too bad I’m 14

[ornate latch]

Ok and?

[half compass]

yes bro ai slop is definitely going to make checkm8 v2

[desert cairn]

get off discord and tiktok bro ts unfunny as hell

no one cares

[half compass]

retweet

[crisp saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/we-don't-care-gif-1061575578920733370

[subtle moth]

Hi guys, currently I found a seller who is selling iphone 14 pro max with ios 16.0.3. However, I'm thinking should I continue to find the higher ios better like 16.5 (dopamine) (ios 17 is really rare so rather skip this version)

[narrow crown]

u0 checkra1n taurine pick a jb

[solar salmon]

Lol omg

[desert cairn]

well its not like you can call 911 on the pixel either

[solar salmon]

Automatically no

[carmine elk]

ok whitename ultra

[half compass]

real

[half compass]

buddy

[desert cairn]

you had 4 minutes to think of a response and thats the best you could do?

[ornate latch]

Calling Nebula whitename is crazy work

[narrow crown]

whitename ultra doesnt even make sense. why didnt u just tell him to get a life

[glacial valve]

@low mortar it's time to write CFF

[low mortar]

😭

[velvet zenith]

No

[low mortar]

based

[glacial valve]

ok whitename ultra

[low mortar]

what

[narrow crown]

that extra doesnt make sense im not even mem ultra

[desert cairn]

referencing the numerous issues in the past with calling 911

[low mortar]

oh fuck i forgot about that

[velvet zenith]

Ok

U see that girl i sent you

[glacial valve]

The problem with CFF is that it's super fun but you can't make it more painful to reverse

I mean you could add state obf

but

yeah

Just run constant obf at the end 🧌

[ornate latch]

Ok

[chilly bear]

hey cutie

[strange cloak]

Is iphone x ios 16.7.8 good for jb?

[ornate latch]

Ok

[strange cloak]

Im just going to play pogo

[copper tendon]

yes it can be jailbroken

[strange cloak]

Any jb methods for it?

[copper tendon]

palera1n

[trail isle]

this is gonna be me on my birthday

[copper tendon]

w gir

[dry monolith]

i need to set up my nas again properly

[low mortar]

lmao

[dry monolith]

i need cold storage

[low mortar]

you know what the best thing about 18th birthday is

[dry monolith]

especially if im gonna have like

[low mortar]

you go to buy alcohol for the first time

[dry monolith]

50gb of footage each shoot

[low mortar]

and you want to get ID'd

because you can get ID'd and its ok

and they just don't

[copper tendon]

how do you even function like this

[dry monolith]

THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SISTER

LMFAO

[low mortar]

it became a running joke in our comp sci class

[strange cloak]

Can you send instructions for it?

Thanks

[low mortar]

11/18 of us just didn't get ID'd on our 18th birthday

[trail isle]

lowk idgaf if i get id’ed or not i have been for energy drinks hundreds of times

[dry monolith]

one of the corner shops near my college apparently never id

[trail isle]

idc anymore

[dry monolith]

corner shops never id for energy drinks only the big stores

[copper tendon]

!jailbreak palera1n

[low mortar]

thats true

[copper tendon]

sigh

[trail isle]

tesco

premier doesn’t

[low mortar]

you know whats worse than getting id'd for monster

[copper tendon]

why does /jailbreak no longer show for everyone

[low mortar]

getting id'd for paracetamol

[trail isle]

tesco is my d1 tho

[narrow crown]

id for energy drinks?? wild

[low mortar]

caffeine laws

/ ruels

its not a law

[dry monolith]

premier is basically a corner shop bruh

[narrow crown]

under 18s cant drink coffee??

[low mortar]

just a national guidance

[copper tendon]

??? who fucking controls gir

what the fuck

[dry monolith]

its 16+ for energy drinks here

[royal forge]

re #jailbreak message

fuyoh chinese tablet better than this crap for 3x less cash
more money into the ecosystem american company can go pok kai lah

[dry monolith]

coffee doesnt have a limit

[thick tapir]

wtf???

[winter meadow]

What’s wrong with that

[low mortar]

its because there was a significant rise in u18 having heart issues

[thick tapir]

actually lowkey thats fine

[low mortar]

like its honestly not that bad

[copper tendon]

it only shows for me

[narrow crown]

kind of makes sense

[low mortar]

16+ is probably a good age for 150mg of caffeine

😭

[thick tapir]

yeah 16+ is fine ngl

[ornate latch]

I mean

This isn't

The jailbreak channel

[copper tendon]

fair i guess but he asked here so

[low mortar]

it was because 12 year of olds were having heart attacks after chugging a 4 pack of monster

and you could argue thats the parents fault

[copper tendon]

@strange cloak check #jailbreak

[royal forge]

alright im done

[trail isle]

i’ve had 5 monsters in one day like multiple times

i need to stop

[low mortar]

tolerance is a bitch

[thick tapir]

most ive had is 1200mg or something like that

[trail isle]

it’s just cuz of all nighters

[narrow crown]

the most i have had is like two coffee in one day

wooooah

[copper tendon]

just dont drink caffeine its literally bloat and not needed for anything

[trail isle]

hi

[copper tendon]

its just something to get addicted to

[low mortar]

i havent had any caffeine in 2-3 months, if i had any caffeine rn i'd be bouncing off the walls

i used to have 2 monsters a day and that would keep me wired

[thick tapir]

caffeine isnt even addictive tbh

[low mortar]

idk why my body just never built tolerance to anything

[copper tendon]

lol

[narrow crown]

pink monsters, no doubt

[low mortar]

im an egirl what do you expect

[thick tapir]

anything below 500mg of caffeine does fuckall for me

[copper tendon]

you are so naive

[thick tapir]

and im not rich so it's not happening

[dry monolith]

wait

i can edit off my nas if i really wanted

[low mortar]

thats crazy

[dry monolith]

i have 2 m.2 ssds for cache in them

[trail isle]

i was gonna say radiohead reference but it’s climbing up the walls

[dry monolith]

i have 2 sata ssds for fast storage

then i have 3 hdds for long term

Okay ima do that

[trail isle]

i wanna get a cache ssd for jellyfin

[dry monolith]

i think i have it in raid 5 so i have 14 tb i think

usable

actually

no

wati

wait

i have like 18

idk

16 maybe

idk

more than enough

i need to connect it all up tho

[trail isle]

nerd

[dry monolith]

probably will do that next weekend

next sunday maybe

i have a photoshoot on saturday

[low mortar]

i should probably set up my ssd to actually do this

I have a cache ssd but jellyfin doesn't use it

[trail isle]

i have 2 2tb in raid1

[low mortar]

[dry monolith]

Bruh

nah fair enough

[trail isle]

4k video just buffers every 3 seconds so i kinda need it

[copper tendon]

the only time id use raid 1 is if my ssds are old as fuck

[thick tapir]

oh my god how is it 10am it feels like 4pm

fuck

[low mortar]

are you sure thats not a decode problem?

/ encode

[copper tendon]

if theyre brand new theyre going into raid 0

[trail isle]

i’ve checked so many times i’m quite sure

[dry monolith]

i think mine are raid 5

wait let me find my old screenshot

[low mortar]

that sucks

[desert cairn]

hdds arent that slow

[low mortar]

yeah i was gonna say

for one stream a hdd should be fine

[trail isle]

like i’ll play it in iina and it still buffers

so

[low mortar]

I would think thats something else

unless your hdd is just

really shit

[dry monolith]

that doesnt help

[trail isle]

absolute cheapest ones that seagate sell

buuuuut

[low mortar]

barracuda type shit?

[copper tendon]

3200rpm hdd

[low mortar]

lol

[desert cairn]

id be more worried about them killing themself than the speed

[low mortar]

I have 3 ironwolf pro nas and then 1 barracuda

[dry monolith]

i have 3 ironwolf nas

and 2 crucial ssds

and 2 wd 256gb nvmes

[low mortar]

I don't know who else to buy from though

[trail isle]

the ones made for dvrs

[dry monolith]

WD

[low mortar]

I had 4 ironwolf pro nas

I rma'd one because it came dead

I would write something, read it and it would be dead

I would wake up to thousands of parity errors

and they sent back a barracuda

[dry monolith]

a whole bunch of the ironwolf nas ones we had originally went dead so we got all of them back and they didnt even want the old ones

[low mortar]

[trail isle]

tbh it’s probably my 200mbps POWERLINE ETHERNET IT’S HOOKED UP TO

[dry monolith]

so we ended up with like

[low mortar]

yeah that'll do it

thats ur bottleneck

😭 😭

[dry monolith]

80tb raw

actually like

60

but

because some were dead

[trail isle]

200mbps should be enough bandwidth for a 4k h265 stream tho

[dry monolith]

we had 10 8tb drives and like 2 were dead

[low mortar]

I can guarantee the link on that 200mbps powerline is actually 20mbps

[dry monolith]

so we sold a bunch

used some for whatever

and

now 3 are in the nas

1 is in my pc

and 1 is in our security camera recorder

[trail isle]

i’ve tested it to be close to spec

[low mortar]

I paid for 1gbps powerline and got 100mbps on a REALLY good day

and no im not confusing Mb and MB

[trail isle]

i’ll get actually good powerline at some point

[low mortar]

moca is the strat

[dry monolith]

my wifi speed isnt great tbf

[trail isle]

i don’t have a coax jack in my room

[dry monolith]

its like 500 down (600 on a good day) and 100 up

[low mortar]

I get full 2.5 over moca and its blissful

[low mortar]

that sucks

[dry monolith]

on ethernet its 950 down and 100 up

[trail isle]

it’s has to be in my room

[proven moss]

I'm taking care of business

[copper tendon]

i wonder if you can get up to like nvme gen 5 ssd speeds by raid 0ing 500 hdds together

[trail isle]

cuz of the hard drive noise

[low mortar]

for some reason in my parents house theres 10 cat5e going from my room to the living room so I was able to get ethernet to my room

I just had to work out which cable was which

and SOMEHOW I got it first try

that was such a good feeling

[trail isle]

mad

[low mortar]

they weren't labeled in any way or terminated

[dry monolith]

peak

[low mortar]

so I just picked two random ends and prayed

[dry monolith]

i think mines gonna stay in dads office

because

its not just mine

its

everyones

[trail isle]

but there’s literally nothing that i can do my nas doesn’t have wifi

[trail isle]

i could try connecting it to a mesh point

but like

wifi nas

kinda

poo

[dry monolith]

run a long cable

[trail isle]

no

[dry monolith]

then

the plug socket stuff

ur gonna have to deal with it

[trail isle]

yep

[dry monolith]

Peak

Dont have ethernet in basically every room brutal

[trail isle]

brilliant amazing setup

[dry monolith]

Who wants some PVC Waterproof Shoes

[desert cairn]

run ethernet through the wall

[trail isle]

i’m good

[ornate latch]

Me

[dry monolith]

thats so peak

[trail isle]

i wouldn’t be allowed

it’s my dads house

[ornate latch]

Send me it

Now

[ornate latch]

Fuckass internet

Took all that time to send 2 messages

[trail isle]

i’m so glad i downgraded to sequoia

[dry monolith]

why

[trail isle]

it’s so much more smooth

[dry monolith]

its not that deep

[dry monolith]

placebo

[trail isle]

finder doesn’t take like 10 seconds to load

[dry monolith]

it runs fine

[trail isle]

no genuinely

[dry monolith]

on m1

it runs fine

[trail isle]

spotlight i mean

[dry monolith]

ive used it on my dads laptop

[trail isle]

i’m on m1

[dry monolith]

honestly its not even horrible on the 2019 mbp either

[dry monolith]

i know

its not horrible

[trail isle]

spotlight is instant on sequoia

it takes like a couple seconds to load a result on tahoe

[carmine elk]

Mac issue

[dry monolith]

thats just

[trail isle]

i meant spotlight

[dry monolith]

dependant on a lot

internet speed

drive speed

[trail isle]

shit new spotlight

[dry monolith]

what drives you have connected

[trail isle]

brother all i do is search for APPS

[trail isle]

NONE

[dry monolith]

its not tahoe

[trail isle]

yes it is

it’s the new spotlight

it’s slow

[dry monolith]

Not for me

and not for my dad

on his m1

[trail isle]

ok

[dry monolith]

of course mine isnt going to be slow

but

his isnt

[trail isle]

suit yourself

[chilly bear]

jannahlink

[carmine elk]

mine loads instantly, m4 mba

[dry monolith]

yeah because its the latest dumbass

of course it is

[chilly bear]

wheelchair ramp removal service

[dry monolith]

stop just trying to flex on everyone

[random raptor]

[dry monolith]

youre so annoying

[trail isle]

i’m not the only one with this issue

[dry monolith]

you dont know what ur on about half the time

genuinely

like

techtoker moment

[dry monolith]

Tbh

I wouldnt be surprised

But

In my case

seeing on my dads laptop

its fine

[trail isle]

like on sequoia il literally get results in between letters as im typing

on tahoe i have to finish typing and wait at least half a second

oh also

launchpad

[dry monolith]

why are there so many files on my drive with the n word

what drum kits have i been downlaoding

[silent linden]

Hey i think i am just gonna to literally switch to macos at some point

[chilly bear]

pooja what is this behavior?!

[dry monolith]

@carmine elk do you get enjoyment out of flexing random things on people

[trail isle]

i’m staying on sequoia until tahoe isn’t a buggy mess

[ornate latch]

He's an infant, he doesn't know what he's doing

[ruby copper]

why do infants have access to the latest hw