general

[winter meadow]

Read only memory

[indigo bough]

read only memory is usually read only

[winter meadow]

Sony is fucked

[untold helm]

read (and write) only memory

[jaunty garnet]

rwom

[vital knoll]

considering a mod said to drop this topic id not talk about it

#general message

did you hear about that one game that like went from 50 to 500 dollarydoos

[winter meadow]

Games with the LUA exploit?

[half compass]

oh its the bootrom decryption keys

you cant run binaries with it

[untold helm]

That one ps4 limited run Star Wars game right?

[worthy quail]

like... https://www.lua.org/ ?

or does lua stand for something

[vital knoll]

yeah something about it being used to jailbreak the ps5

[indigo bough]

..

[vital knoll]

iirc it's a programming language

[jaunty garnet]

roblox

[winter meadow]

https://github.com/shahrilnet/remote_lua_loader

[worthy quail]

written in lua

its lua

[indigo bough]

I literally told you the only thing you can do is decrypt the keys and you said "no shit"

[vital knoll]

bestie who are you talking too

[indigo bough]

xrt

[vital knoll]

I seem to have them blocked and too lazy

I wonder why I blocked them

[indigo bough]

xrt is goated

hater Bru

[vital knoll]

they probably pissed me off

[worthy quail]

wouldn't be shocked

xrt is cool though

[vital knoll]

yeah I have to unblock

[worthy quail]

Happy brirthday @compact cobalt 💜

[ashen basin]

Cyberpunk’s story is so good so far my god

[compact cobalt]

thanks

[indigo bough]

yoo hbd

[ashen basin]

I’m so mad I didn’t play this sooner

[winter meadow]

Its a homebrew launcher with lua

[compact cobalt]

where are you at

[worthy quail]

iseeee

[winter meadow]

https://youtu.be/T_5UA_3AOno?si=BlwqjFEboAPuWQFl

[vital knoll]

dammit

[untold helm]

Change the characters penis size

[vital knoll]

someone tag or mention xrt pls

[winter meadow]

Why

[half compass]

i spammed chat

[indigo bough]

@half compass

[half compass]

once

[untold helm]

@half compass

[half compass]

thats why

[indigo bough]

damn

[vital knoll]

oh yay I unblocked you

sounds about right lol

[vital knoll]

if you played it any sooner it would have crashed your pc

[indigo bough]

ur sure it's only once?

[vital knoll]

and you'd gave broken it

[ashen basin]

Just did the part where I play as Johnny and I discover the alt lore then speak to goddess alt and now I’m trying to kidnap Hanako. Also hbd

Lmao sorry got text

[compact cobalt]

do you have the dlc?

[ashen basin]

Yeah

I have switch 2 edition

[compact cobalt]

nice

oh

[ashen basin]

Got it for under $20

[compact cobalt]

how does it run

[ashen basin]

Bc of price error

Great! Graphics are insanely good but it is 30fps

[compact cobalt]

better than i was expecting ngl

my 3060 is temperamental with this game

[ashen basin]

Mmmmm

[compact cobalt]

sometimes it's able to run high at 57-60fps on my weird resolution, sometimes it barely passes 50 on medium with performance dlss

[ashen basin]

Yeah the switch 2 has a performance mode with dlss that targets 40fps

[untold helm]

My kind of performance mode

40fps if I’m lucky

[compact cobalt]

idk

i feel like sometimes dlss just doesn't do shit

i've even seen dlss hurt performance in some games

[ashen basin]

It definitely helps performance but damn it looks ass

So I just keep it on quality mode since I truly don’t mind playing games at 30fps

[compact cobalt]

it's probably going to performance/ultra performance to achieve 40 on that hardware lol

[compact cobalt]

honestly 30fps sucks for this game

it's barely playable

[ashen basin]

nah

It’s perfectly playable

[compact cobalt]

60 should be the bare minimum in 2025 unless vrr is a factor

[winter meadow]

My eyes are used to 30 fps

Thanks PS3

[untold helm]

30 fps is fine

[compact cobalt]

for most games yes, not fps games

[untold helm]

I’ve played at lower

[untold helm]

Yeah

But casual shit 30 is fine

[winter meadow]

If playing multiplayer

[compact cobalt]

like halo at 30fps would be dogshit

[compact cobalt]

even sp

good luck beating titanfall 2 at 30 fps

[winter meadow]

I play COD at like 40 at most

[compact cobalt]

ok but like

[ashen basin]

Idk I mow down headshots on basically everyone

[compact cobalt]

the matchmaking kind of helps you if you're not playing well

[compact cobalt]

don't forget that the aim assist in cyberpunk is very generous

[ashen basin]

Yeah

So it’s not really needed

To have a higher fps

[compact cobalt]

honestly, the #1 thing i hate about cyberpunk is that the mantis blades are almost useless

katanas are better in most situations

[idle crane]

watch this video

https://youtu.be/5Q_5jEXJ9gI?si=TRibxiyn3nu9reAf

[compact cobalt]

doesn't do anything

this is just pure copium, this video

[idle crane]

it’s make possible jailbreak for ios 18 bro

future

[compact cobalt]

nope

[idle citrus]

Guys i just heard the notification sound on DFU mode am i fucked

[compact cobalt]

even if that was a remotely viable bug, it's not even 10% of what's needed for a jailbreak these days

[idle citrus]

on my iPhone 4 with lyncis jailbreak and resetting it

via itunes ofc

[compact cobalt]

you're not in dfu mode if the speaker are making noises

[idle citrus]

Yea the phone is showing itself on DFU and iTunes says that too

buut anyway
let it restore it hope for the best

[patent crest]

I go bed

Gn frens

[cinder pebble]

cant u read the tweet?

[winter meadow]

What happened to the furry pfp

[jaunty garnet]

does this look good.

[terse dome]

or, as jonathan levin so aptly put it, s0n0t happening

[cinder pebble]

This a furry pfp just not as visible enough, its a gift from my friend

[lone shadow]

will there ever be ios 18 jail break?

[cinder pebble]

naw

[ornate latch]

"gift from my friend"

Fym gift

[vital knoll]

idk how to read

[winter meadow]

Furries stronger together

[cinder pebble]

Well yeah, they're an artist and drew this for me

[cinder pebble]

😭

[ornate latch]

I see

[cinder pebble]

https://www.reddit.com/r/kde/comments/1pzi2q6/i_think_linux_unlinuxed/
skull

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[cinder pebble]

How does one even encounter this

[dense tangle]

how do people mess up their system like this

i've been running arch for 2 years and haven't had anything bad happen

[ornate latch]

happy birthday

[cinder pebble]

Tbf idk too 😭 they only said it happened after playing deltarune

[winter meadow]

Happy birthday 🥳

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRMhffMV/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Princeonpluto🪐❤️‍🔥 (@princeleftpluto)

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[cinder pebble]

Nvm op said their gpu died

[vital knoll]

oh wow they stole my old pfp

[teal bramble]

@dense tangle happy birthday fren

[vital knoll]

rude

[ornate latch]

GTX 970 in the big 26

💔

[teal bramble]

@compact cobalt happy birthday

[cinder pebble]

shaking my head

[cinder pebble]

Skul

[winter meadow]

https://youtu.be/wZcufOAslsw?si=JEs-D4Jak8O2Ofhw

[cinder pebble]

I still can see the piss tint

[cinder pebble]

Insanity

[ornate latch]

I don't doubt this probably provides better answers than Apple Intelligence itself

because it's native OpenAI

[winter meadow]

You can use that urself if you have a legacy iOS device

[ornate latch]

and an OpenAI key

[winter meadow]

Use Acatto keys

[ornate latch]

also known as my keys

[teal bramble]

dude

[ornate latch]

Hey buddy dont even try

[teal bramble]

U know that i dont even use keys

Calm down lad 😅

[ornate latch]

Lad?

Buddy ur not british

[teal bramble]

Yes mate.

[ornate latch]

yeah but you did at one point

and they were mostly my keys

and that's what matters.

[slim nova]

ok lerclec

[teal bramble]

(((((mostly)))))

[teal bramble]

at One point

[teal bramble]

lerlerc

[ornate latch]

Hey you know most of your keys were mine

Dont even try

[slim nova]

@teal bramble i can give you olm key :D

[winter meadow]

You host GPT 5.2 yourself?

No way

[teal bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1452303116232949935/cat-1.gif

[winter meadow]

What

[teal bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1436752666263945317/1436894348129341553/togif.gif

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Come lick my balls

[teal bramble]

On my way!

[autumn robin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/c2agLpIx33U?si=XKbi-uyNE4SwxSQS

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRMkjkm3/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

『🇲🇳 /𝙐𝘽 𝙂𝙚𝙤/ 🌅』 (@ulaanbaatargeo)

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[teal bramble]

@ornate latch

[silent linden]

DUDUDUDU MAX VERSTAPPEN

[teal bramble]

My goat

🥹

[silent linden]

SUPER MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX MAX MAX

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRMk8YTK/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Princeonpluto🪐❤️‍🔥 (@princeleftpluto)

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[split nimbus]

WTF

trump says Venezuela president has been prisoned

[ashen basin]

Crazy

[split nimbus]

2026

we back baby

https://tenor.com/view/crunchy-crunchy-cat-luna-cat-chew-gif-15810567256443350805

[teal bramble]

gulp

oil!!!!

[worthy garden]

Shut the fuck up bitch you're so fucking annoying I can't fucking stand it god fucking damn it you just go on and on and on it just makes me want to fucking shoot myself right on the spot and jump right off a cliff while taking 500 doses of cyanide why don't you just fucking go backflip off a building already you useless fucking piece of shit I hope you get trampled by clowns on the street and get unicycles shoved so far up your ass you wheelie off to work.

[ruby copper]

sm stib

gm

[split nimbus]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can mo

[split nimbus]

gm!!!!!

[half compass]

Remote-access “transfers of EEA User Data to China”: Update on Irish GDPR decision
In April 2025, the Irish Data Protection Commission (DPC) found that TikTok had not complied with GDPR requirements in relation to transfers of some "EEA User Data to China by way of remote access". The DPC ordered TikTok to bring its transfers into compliance within 6 months, failing which they must be suspended. TikTok strongly disagrees with the DPC's decision and is appealing through the Irish courts. The High Court of Ireland has paused the decision while that happens, allowing the transfers to continue for now. You can read more about this here.

[chrome mulch]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?

[jaunty cove]

whatt😭

[proven moss]

Guys

I overdosed on laxatives again

[meager basin]

danm

[half compass]

bradar delete

delete delete delete

[chrome mulch]

delet

[half compass]

DELETE bradar

[worthy garden]

hi

[silent linden]

The third gen iPod nano is the one that is not able to be jailbroken

[split nimbus]

@manic tulip

did u read the news

wtf..

[manic tulip]

I did

[split nimbus]

it is crazy.

[half compass]

i am pregnant

[worthy garden]

it is crazy.

[worthy garden]

by who

[half compass]

Joe

[worthy garden]

who’s joe

[half compass]

joe mama

[dry monolith]

i fell asleep on my laptop and i woke up and it was in the boot selector screen

wtf

[half compass]

your maid is evil

[astral frigate]

apple music is such trash. if you tap something that you don’t even see by mistake, your entire queue is erased..

[haughty sundial]

matching rings

[dry monolith]

it warns you

[untold helm]

Same with Spotify…

[ruby copper]

iOS 9.3.5 for device iPad2,1 IS being signed!

why fr

[half compass]

triple fr

[ruby copper]

Panic log is available:
Debugger message: WDT timeout

[rich dune]

wdt=-1

[half compass]

call him and tell him she's busy

[dry monolith]

It’s one of those prank call things

i didn’t pick up because

Spain number

wait

would it matter on my end

[finite magnet]

Hi guys! Oh you say im rlly cute? Why thank you. Youre pretty nice looking yourself.

[dry monolith]

Oh what was that?? I’m so handsome i should be the server profile image? Yoooo chill with the glazing brooooo

[rich dune]

https://xcancel.com/yuzuha_wasa/status/2004887245694833092#m

[dry monolith]

Please tell me you get this reference or i’m gonna look like a right idiot

[half compass]

hey grok how old is miku

[spark yacht]

I don’t get the reference

[spark yacht]

Schizophrenia

[half compass]

Hatsune Miku is officially a 16-year-old virtual idol, a consistent age set by her creators

[dry monolith]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRMBPMYx/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

rzpid_1 (@rzpid)

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[spark yacht]

Im very lucky to not be using TikTok

[half compass]

unc

[rich dune]

gm

[half compass]

fossil

remnant

ancient debris even

[spark yacht]

Is that a Minecraft reference?

[rich dune]

fnaf reference fnaf reference fnaf reference fnaf reference

fnaf reference

[glacial valve]

gm

[rich dune]

gm!

[half compass]

i lowkey realized that before sending the message

[floral lark]

Hide yo presidents, hide yo First Ladies, Murica is in a bad mood.

[slim nova]

already fucked up 2026, 2027 will be my year frfr

[little patio]

https://tenor.com/view/my-little-pony-fluttershy-mlp-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-fluttershy-mlp-gif-8510116212940429367

[low mortar]

Gm

[glacial valve]

i did more cooking on the funny

but the old ones aren't disappearing

:/

[atomic yarrow]

Interesting

What if you also fucked up 2027 already

[chrome mulch]

How do I install dev menu on my switch

[limber nexus]

How can I clone an iOS App, I need it to bypass busfares since I got hwid banned or something on my busfare app

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[violet snow]

this might be unrelated but does anybody how to check the “appExtVrsId” for apps?

[muted goblet]

I like the airpod pro 3s

Ts fire

[carmine elk]

my Apple Pencil pro is arriving today omg

[split nimbus]

WOW!!!

shit we need a politics channel.

[proven moss]

Fais ad

Trouto

Battri

Paypas

This is not French btw

[carmine elk]

only apple can make such good speakers and design

[glacial valve]

@low mortar @ruby copper I FINALLY FIXED MY CLANGD CONFIGGGG

FUEGfiuesvbfesbrvifgbesifghbuizeHFUEUI

Now it works flawlessly for llvm

[low mortar]

Nerd

[ruby copper]

fr

[glacial valve]

Do you not use clangd 🤨

Weird ngl

[low mortar]

I do

😭

[glacial valve]

Then make a config

I love auto complete

fr

[rich dune]

https://x.com/i/status/2007432517138428135

야나낭/Yananang🦔 (@hedgehog0516)

Tap Me!!

X · Jan 3, 2026, 12:43 PM

fuck

[low mortar]

Dw I’ll open it in twitter

Omg a happy Miku!!

[burnt kite]

Mexico Cartels when

What happened to emily btw

[low mortar]

Ok

[carmine elk]

Last year I gave my iphone se2 to one of my classmates bc they said they “don’t have an iphone”. then I found out that her iphone had 5g and that was when I realized she lied to me and that she had another iPhone (se3). she won’t give it back and I’m too shy to tell her to give it back bc she already had an iPhone

[lean hatch]

Ку всем

[half compass]

Last year I gave my iphone se2 to one of my classmates bc they said they “don’t have an iphone”. then I found out that her iphone had 5g and that was when I realized she lied to me and that she had another iPhone (se3). she won’t give it back and I’m too shy to tell her to give it back bc she already had an iPhone

[carmine elk]

I fucking miss ts

[coarse wedge]

does this guy even age

???

like

[rich dune]

Привет
Сервак англоговорящий)

[coarse wedge]

30 years

holy shit

he hasnt even changed

how tf

[last oak]

ANYONE HAVE ESSIGN PLUS ?

[lean hatch]

Можете выдать роль

Какойто ни буть

[chilly bear]

fake story, 5g doesn't exist

[half compass]

only goyim age

[rich dune]

У тебя уже три 🤣

[lean hatch]

Знаю

[worthy garden]

fake story, 5g doesn't exist

[proven moss]

Holy shit

He really did it

[worthy garden]

fake story, 5g doesn't exist

[proven moss]

Ayaya

[winter meadow]

guys hi

[winter meadow]

сампер сраный вали отсюда

[alpine chasm]

@proven moss @gilded rapids Please keep politics out of this server

[lean hatch]

Нет ты кто вопше

[winter meadow]

i am river

[lean hatch]

Мне по***

[winter meadow]

bro censored word похуй

[gilded rapids]

sigh

[winter meadow]

blazevale what happened to you

[gilded rapids]

oh nothing lol

you can just say blaze you know

[alpine chasm]

Full legal name 💀

[winter meadow]

:(

okay

[gilded rapids]

Ikr it feels like I’m in trouble 😭

[lean hatch]

🇺🇿 im Uzbek nahuy

[gilded rapids]

I’ll change pfp back later

[winter meadow]

idgaf

[lean hatch]

Uzbecha gapr

[winter meadow]

what

[carmine elk]

yall I feel so bad for my classmates. one of them still mains a cracked iPhone 8 Plus with an aftermarket tft

[coarse wedge]

yall shut the fuck up this isnt a russian server

[coarse wedge]

what a goat

[carmine elk]

this ain’t a Russian server blyat

[torn ravine]

SPLITTER CRITTERS GOT DELISTED FROM THE APP STORE

[brisk phoenix]

I like my yellow iPhone 14

And my Space grey 7

[alpine chasm]

The damage done by losing #politics is unfixable

[gloomy oak]

Emotional damage 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

[river moon]

Since when are esims phone tied

I can’t use my new phone until Monday because I can’t request a new eSIM through the site/app

And they’re closed on weekends

How nice

[crisp saffron]

you should be able to transfer it

[winter meadow]

I misattacked in skyrim and now I have to replay 45 minutes to get where I was
Fuck my life

[river moon]

I still have the qr code from like

When I got it on this phone

But the site of provider says its phone bound and if I try to move it to the other phone then I will lose it on this one thus no phone number for 3 days

[low mortar]

the qr codes can only be used once

its a sim swap attack prevention thing

[river moon]

Yeah

And iOS didn’t give me a choice to move it

On the new phone

[low mortar]

yeah thats up to ur carrier unfortunately

[river moon]

There’s a option to migrate old esims but this one doesn’t show up

I’m just gonna order a normal sim card

[low mortar]

my carriers just let me do it fine

its wonderful

[river moon]

The last time I had shit with this I was skiing and don’t ask me how but I just forgot my phone code on the slopes right there

Almost shit my pants I raced home and then I blocked my phone on accident because I genuinely didn’t remember my code

[low mortar]

did you hit your head??

[river moon]

Nah I had the biggest brain fart ever

I reset my phone but the carrier didn’t want to like verify my new esim

Because to do that I had to log into my email.. and my email had 2 fa with my phone number.. which I didn’t have because I reset my phone

[red hinge]

i need more high men playing block game

this is entertaining

[river moon]

Biggest loop ever

[low mortar]

the way it works for me is if the phone that the esim is linked to suddenly stops existing, I get an email with a new qr code immediately

[river moon]

An you know what the shittiesf part was

At one point I verified my identity and shit

[low mortar]

and you can abuse this fun trick to generate unlimited esim clones

[river moon]

And then she said that to activate the new esim

I had to ping a cellular tower in the Netherlands because apparently that’s how it works

Like I had to physically be in the Netherlands

[low mortar]

by pairing an apple watch, resetting the watch. you get an esim in ur email. if you repair the watch the esim you got emailed isnt invalidated

[river moon]

Isn’t that like bad practice

[low mortar]

maybe

[river moon]

Don’t they block the old code once the new one pings their servers

That’d be logical to me

Wait I think I might have my original SIM card still here somewhere

[low mortar]

well for the phone to cease existing it has to haev the activation lock removed

if you hacked my email you couldnt get my sim by just hammering my phone

you'd also need to unactivation lock my phone somehow

and as this server is testament too, thats not a fun task

[river moon]

Is it possible though

To somehow cheese the activation lock

I don’t want to do it just wondering

Like if someone put in a shit ton of effort and time would they succeed eventually

I mean apple can remove it what’s stopping a genius from getting paid to remove it

[low mortar]

Because its a server side ticket

[slim nova]

hi netzz

[red hinge]

hi

[river moon]

But if you go to an Apple Store they can remove it for you right

[low mortar]

internal tooling

[river moon]

Yeah so someone working at Apple could accept money from randoms and take off their lock

[low mortar]

I mean in theory possibly

Apple can only do it with proof of purchase though, so I do wonder if there is some actual proof of purchase check that they do

[river moon]

Someone’s doing it already

[river moon]

Yeah that’s what I’m wondering

But I mean proof of purchase could be a receipt right

[low mortar]

but that receipt would have an invoice number that would be in apples system

[crisp saffron]

it just has to show some serial number or imei number

[low mortar]

that would have the devices imei attached

[river moon]

I mean no way stores put purchases in apples system

[low mortar]

why not

thats like

[crisp saffron]

Hey so check your warranty information

[fallen pelican]

FUCK YEAH

[low mortar]

what

[fallen pelican]

IM SO GLEEFUL

[river moon]

Wait is AppleCare worth it?

It’s 12€ a month

[fallen pelican]

IM FILL OF MOTHERFUCKING GLEE

[river moon]

Sounds like a pretty ok deal

[low mortar]

have you ever wondered why robbing an apple store is the dumbest thing you can do?

[crisp saffron]

it works out i think

[fallen pelican]

how often do you break your screen or get battery replacements

[crisp saffron]

if you actually use it

break your screen on purpose a few times

[low mortar]

lol

[river moon]

lol

[fallen pelican]

or lose and get your phone stolen

[low mortar]

I let my apple care on my watch lapse

I have it on my macbook though

[river moon]

Yeah it’s 12€ for the theft protection and when it’s broken

[low mortar]

my macbook was too expensive to not insure in some way

[fallen pelican]

do you plan to break or get your phone stolen

[fallen pelican]

does your house not have contents insurance

[crisp saffron]

price of 2 screen replacements + a battery replacement

[fallen pelican]

how much do the big a charge for a battery replacement

[river moon]

Don’t they just give you a new phone most of the time

[crisp saffron]

nah

[teal bramble]

@crisp saffron

[low mortar]

it does, but i dont want to potentially raise my rates on that

[teal bramble]

I've connected claude code to iMessage and I connected claude code to github

[low mortar]

its a 3k laptop

[fallen pelican]

what

[teal bramble]

this is peak

[fallen pelican]

what kind of fuckass contents insurance do you have

[crisp saffron]

?

you make a claim

insurance goes up

[low mortar]

the first question they ask is "have you had to make previous claims"

[crisp saffron]

not hard

[low mortar]

my contents insurance is already high because i live in a stupidly old and flood risked area

😭

[fallen pelican]

idk last time we had to use contents insurance was our water damaged laptop

maybe 7 years ago?

[gilded rapids]

hi

[low mortar]

on my policy anything above 1k is a high value item

and has to be listed separately

[gilded rapids]

are we talking about AppleCare

[fallen pelican]

is your MacBook specvee

speccee

specced

[low mortar]

yeah

its M4 Pro 14"

maxed out

[fallen pelican]

sweet

[low mortar]

48gb ram before the crisis

close to 3k retail though

[fallen pelican]

I wish macbooks ran Linux I like the design but not the software

[low mortar]

yeah

[fallen pelican]

asahi doesn't count

[gilded rapids]

I have that AppleCare one thing

[fallen pelican]

I'm so glad I left apple

their software genuinely sucks ass I hate ios

[winter meadow]

Why did u remove ur pfp

[gilded rapids]

u not

[trail isle]

gm

[winter meadow]

I’m mistaking you with @chilly bear

[fallen pelican]

and maccleS too

[gilded rapids]

It’s only $20 a month for 3 devices and I was able to add stuff from 4 years ago

[fallen pelican]

hi kate

[low mortar]

gm!

[fallen pelican]

What's the point of appkecare on airpods

[gilded rapids]

do u have AppleCare one in the uk?

[low mortar]

no

I would do it if it existed

[fallen pelican]

tim cuck needs your money amler

[gilded rapids]

Idk mine came included when with AppleCare when I bought them at Costco on sale

it was “free” for two years

[half compass]

how do i get massive amounts of iron/gold/emeralds

[trail isle]

[fallen pelican]

Costco looks like such a fever dream I need to go one of the days

[trail isle]

wow xrt has a normal name for once

[trail isle]

iron farm

gold farm

[gilded rapids]

but as a us consumer I understand I have a lot of buying power too which isn’t fair for many of yall 😭

[half compass]

are minecraft servers down

[low mortar]

cheaper repairs / free battery replacement

[fallen pelican]

airpods are disposables

[low mortar]

but getting new ones for free every year is kinda based

[trail isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1441943686114971861/1447486628045127681/togif.gif

[fallen pelican]

they're not made to last you any longer than like 3 years

I fucking hate apple I've only just realised

[low mortar]

I use mine 24/7 its a problem i know

[fallen pelican]

they make good cheap tablets that's the only thing they're excellent at

wait no I like the Mac mini

[trail isle]

i’ve had pro 2s since launch and they still work perfectly fine

and i use them24/7

[gilded rapids]

me bc I have gone through so many AirPods 😭

[fallen pelican]

no you dont

you don't use airpods 24/7

[trail isle]

wait lemme take a photo of the apple box pile

[low mortar]

I do 😭

[fallen pelican]

they're in your ears every second of your life

I call bulkshit

[low mortar]

pretty much

[fallen pelican]

you never take your airpods out

ewwww

[low mortar]

dude i have 2 pairs I cycle through

when the battery dies

[gilded rapids]

I destroy my AirPods slowly since I shower with them 😭

[fallen pelican]

airpods suck ass they just don't fit

I've tried everything

[gilded rapids]

?? I wear them biking

[low mortar]

being sensitive to sounds makes them kinda based

[fallen pelican]

I've tried 3 different models

[low mortar]

making everything around me quieter

[fallen pelican]

the originals

[gilded rapids]

I still prefer the pros 2 over pro 3

idk

[fallen pelican]

the fucjass shaped ones

and the oros

they're all really poorly designed imo the stem kills them

[trail isle]

sadly i do not have a box for the 13 mini or my macbook

[gilded rapids]

real

[low mortar]

I hate that my pro 3's stay in better

but I can sleep better in my pro 2's

[trail isle]

this is actually insane tho

[gilded rapids]

do yall wear your Apple Watches to bed

[gilded rapids]

yeah erm

[low mortar]

yes

[trail isle]

yes

[torn ravine]

nearly 2 grand on airpods

[gilded rapids]

I did realize I had 3 other AirPod pro boxes lying around until I was cleaning under my bed

[torn ravine]

insane

[gilded rapids]

😭

[low mortar]

[trail isle]

blaze is rich

[torn ravine]

dude

[gilded rapids]

That was the moment I realized oh damn

[trail isle]

icl i don’t think it’s meant to do tha

t

[torn ravine]

yeah i kinda gathered that lmao

[gilded rapids]

ok to be fair it’s all my money tho not like gifts or anything

I bought them all with the money I get from work

[green sequoia]

this city and its beaches

[torn ravine]

showering with airpods is crazy tho

[low mortar]

Side effect of pain killers 😭

Oh

Also

[gilded rapids]

yeah I’m weird I hate speakers in the shower

[green sequoia]

wtf

[gilded rapids]

😭

[low mortar]

Get fucked

[trail isle]

[green sequoia]

why

[torn ravine]

tbf i say that like i don’t abuse my airpods

i don’t shower in them but i have stepped on my case a few times

[gilded rapids]

idk I can’t explain why I dislike it

😭

[torn ravine]

had to replace a bud a month or so ago but we chill

[green sequoia]

it must be fun

[low mortar]

the water disrupts the sound

I get it

[gilded rapids]

I had to buy my most recent AirPod pros because I left them in Greece

[trail isle]

@low mortar do i get a 9.7” 1st gen ipad pro for sidecar (& messing with jailbroken ipados 16)

[green sequoia]

i bought a new jbl go essential for cheap, imo it's still too new to just use it in the shower

[low mortar]

sure

[gilded rapids]

I’m never getting these back

[green sequoia]

i'll let it age a bit and then use it

[gilded rapids]

😭

[green sequoia]

i wanna keep it pristine for now

[winter meadow]

It’s kind of sluggish

[low mortar]

can i go get them

[trail isle]

cuz this one is kinda in a state of disrepair

[gilded rapids]

I tried to use wired headphones for a little bit I realize how much I like to walk away from my phone

the cables annoy me

[trail isle]

fr

[gilded rapids]

YES PLS

[green sequoia]

i know a dude in greece, can i tell him to get it

[gilded rapids]

no it’s fine the cleaning dude from the hostel I stayed at stole them

[winter meadow]

This MAY be expanding battery

[gilded rapids]

They’re in Pakistan rn 😭😭

[green sequoia]

i prefer wired earphones tbh

[trail isle]

100%

it is

[gilded rapids]

Yeah bro they’re gone forever 😭

[trail isle]

so i dont even wanna try repairing it

ima just find another one on ebay

tbf i could get the 12" one

but thats kinda huge for an ipad

[trail isle]

bro

how

[torn ravine]

apple loves to see you coming in the store

[trail isle]

in my like 5 years of having airpods i have never lost them

[gilded rapids]

I left them at the hostel I stayed at coming home from Greece

And the cleaning guy stole them

[torn ravine]

i just misplace mine

[gilded rapids]

that plane ride back to the us sucked

[torn ravine]

if i ever lose a pair permanently it’ll be the end of me and i am NOT jokjng

[trail isle]

rip

tbh i hope i lose mine or they die

its an excuse to buy new ones

3s

[green sequoia]

damn a green spider

on my shorts

[gilded rapids]

ok back

[trail isle]

cool

uhh chat how bad is tweak compatibility on 16.7.12

[fossil citrus]

what happened to its eighth leg

[trail isle]

might get one of these

[gilded rapids]

maybe I should go biking today

[green sequoia]

good question

[gilded rapids]

:/

[trail isle]

rip 00110110 00110111

[gilded rapids]

sowy it was fun

[gilded rapids]

I don’t have like winter biking clothes

[trail isle]

it will NOT snow

i guarantee it will not snow

[green sequoia]

here youd die of a heat stroke

[gilded rapids]

But I don’t wanna go to my apartment gym either

I WANT THAT WEATHER

[trail isle]

the one perk of living in the southern hemisphere

[green sequoia]

stay jealous

[gilded rapids]

I forget it’s summer down there

[green sequoia]

at this time of year

christmas in the north is all cold and snowy

[carmine elk]

diabetes speedrun

[green sequoia]

here it's beach going season

[gilded rapids]

@trail isle it’s like quiet peaceful

[trail isle]

zen

[half compass]

minecraft auth servers are down

minecraft auth servers are down

i repeat minecraft auth servers are down

[gilded rapids]

ok

I’m gonna the biking in the cold

[green sequoia]

check out the geography

[gilded rapids]

wtf lemme dox my location

[half compass]

the second plane has hit the south tower

[torn ravine]

THEY DELISTED SPLITTER CRITTERS AND NOBODY CARES

[trail isle]

trapped on this bumass island

[trail isle]

again

[gilded rapids]

Google Maps looks more vibrant

[green sequoia]

official language boutta be hindu in 10 years

[green sequoia]

less

[trail isle]

thats just racist

[green sequoia]

??

explain how that is racist lil bro

[trail isle]

generalising

[torn ravine]

wales

?

[green sequoia]

ofc im exaggerating it's a joke

[trail isle]

england

im not in wales

[torn ravine]

my bad

[gilded rapids]

Norfolk UK is pretty

[trail isle]

debateable

[low mortar]

eww

[gilded rapids]

Norfolk US is ghetto

[low mortar]

england

:<

[trail isle]

i want to move to australia

[low mortar]

australia would be nice

[half compass]

minecraft servers are back

[half compass]

the second plane has unhit the south tower

[dry monolith]

Hello

Everyone

I relesaed a new thing

https://soundcloud.com/prodns31/party-time

[trail isle]

one source 4 years ago and its only london

[half compass]

good

[dry monolith]

bruh link bloat

[half compass]

the british colonized india

and now india is colonizing the british

[gilded rapids]

@trail isle ghetto

[half compass]

it's fair

[green sequoia]

yep

[gilded rapids]

we used to have a Ferris wheel downtown ):

[trail isle]

"ghetto" and it looks nice

[gilded rapids]

till u watch the news

[low mortar]

looks better then anywhere here

😭

[gilded rapids]

Someone shot everyday fr

[low mortar]

oh

why cant americans just be normal

[trail isle]

jailbroken ios 18

[green sequoia]

someone was murdered in the street i lived on a week before moving away

[torn ravine]

what would you even do with it

[trail isle]

sidecar

[gilded rapids]

The local news had to put a new segment on what to do during road rage cause we had 4 highway road rage shootings within two weeks

[torn ravine]

even jailbroken it’s not that interesting of a device and it’s slow as hell on ios 18

[gilded rapids]

[trail isle]

i might save up and get the 2018 pro and actually have a nice tablet

its like £100 more

[low mortar]

or you could get an M4 iPad Pro

[green sequoia]

the a12 is not really nice anymore ngl

[trail isle]

❌

[low mortar]

with a wonderful oled display

[trail isle]

ah yes because i can definitely afford that

[gilded rapids]

I want oled display

[green sequoia]

a12 on a high ass resolution display on ios 26

[gilded rapids]

but I like the dual camera on my M1 iPad pro 😔

yall this literally looks so pretty

[low mortar]

every british place ever

[green sequoia]

i like how uk residential areas look

[trail isle]

same place btw

[low mortar]

lmao

@trail isle you know what is an nhs hate crime

[gilded rapids]

Lemme show u mine

[low mortar]

when one med is a 30 day supply and another is a 28 day supply

[gilded rapids]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTheQRavA/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Carolinerickii (@carolinerickii)

❤️ 91 💬 2 🔁 9

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Apr 29, 2025, 2:10 AM

[low mortar]

why would they do that

[trail isle]

go on

[gilded rapids]

wanna get lit in parking lots lol

[trail isle]

i can’t wait for this to be a nothing burger

[green sequoia]

what ipad is that

air 2?

[trail isle]

yeah

this is why i’m not updating

[dry monolith]

Ok

[trail isle]

ok

[green sequoia]

those are being sold expensive as fuck here

12 year old 32gb device bruh

[river moon]

Alibaba group mentioned

[gilded rapids]

Bruh

[trail isle]

mines 16gb 😭

[green sequoia]

lol

[gilded rapids]

Wait why is his channel filtered 😭

[trail isle]

i want a new ipad

[trail isle]

wdym

[gilded rapids]

His channel if u say it

[gilded rapids]

😭

[teal bramble]

142gb of vram gonna be loaded on a B200 (180GB)

[green sequoia]

i kind of regret selling my ipad 6

[teal bramble]

Hell yeah

[trail isle]

who’s

[torn ravine]

this server's filters lowkey suck why has there not been a mass uprising because of it

[gilded rapids]

This dudes channel

[teal bramble]

probably more including cache + context + whatever

[gilded rapids]

Is filtered

[green sequoia]

yall rather have a slightly cracked oem screen or a new 3rd party screen?

[low mortar]

OH

[gilded rapids]

Bottom right of the image is channel name

😭

[low mortar]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[trail isle]

LMAO

[gilded rapids]

why is it filtered 😭

[trail isle]

idgaf i watch his videos anyway

[gilded rapids]

LMAO what did the poor guy

Do

[low mortar]

iirc it was because he just posts clickbait videos all the time

saying "omg a new exploit is here jailbreak soon???

[trail isle]

it’ll be cuz he says stuff about bypass

[low mortar]

OOOOO that too

oh yeah he works on bypass tools

thats like

I forgot about that

thats lame

[trail isle]

naughty

[gilded rapids]

Oh

[low mortar]

I think hes still in the sileo server

he'll ping me like once a blue moon

[green sequoia]

ipad air 2 and ipad fives are being sold at s22 price here

[trail isle]

chat do i buy a new screen for my 6s plus

[gilded rapids]

I can hear his video intros

[green sequoia]

used ofc

[gilded rapids]

What’s up everyone

[green sequoia]

brazilians have no clue how to price shit

[trail isle]

what currency does brazil use again

[green sequoia]

brazilian real

[split nimbus]

@green sequoia @trail isle @gilded rapids @low mortar

[trail isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1260086197213073439/1362206424230269070/unknown.gif

[green sequoia]

how does this kind of damage even happen

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/668928257428815892/1018186119285846026/procursus-2.mp4?ex=6959e2f7&is=69589177&hm=f350b5eb0cbef03f0a8cf5501797fa4bae85f2c943853d2bbe6c6a190c6c84ab&

[trail isle]

procursus edit

[gilded rapids]

People say you heat up when you go biking

So I wear shots in 3° weather

?

[low mortar]

OH YEAH

[trail isle]

fuh no

[low mortar]

here is my favourite

"that guy"

clip

[trail isle]

mods filter bypass

[green sequoia]

mfs here love to think their useless iphone boxes are worth shit

so annoying

[gilded rapids]

I think I’m still subbed to him

finna unsubscribe rn

[proven moss]

Who

[low mortar]

I can confirm though qdx is a catboy

and has funny toes

[green sequoia]

is this bent

i cant see

[trail isle]

what does this mean

[torn ravine]

yeah pretty badly

[crisp saffron]

no lol

oh wait

i thought you said hiking

[low mortar]

i will not elaborate

[trail isle]

[silk saddle]

Im trying to do a promo code loop but I bricked my iphone 8 I was using. All I have left is an ipad air 1st gen I could use for the loop. But the app needs ios 16 or newer. Would jail breaking the ipad allow me to install the app or should I just buy a new iphone 8 or newer?

[green sequoia]

it's a good deal, 13 mini + xbox 360 in trade for a phone

but it's bent somehow

[trail isle]

you could try installing an older version of the app

[silk saddle]

I dont think what not has a older version I can use at least from what I can find

[trail isle]

not much you can do then

[torn ravine]

trade for which phone

[trail isle]

afaik

[silk saddle]

Anyone know a good provider for a cheap iphone 8?

[trail isle]

ebay

[silk saddle]

bet

[trail isle]

but the iphone 8 only gets ios 16

[molten lance]

Is this a dead GPU?

It goes away after letting the phone cool down for a while

[raven pine]

dying screen

[trail isle]

screen

[torn ravine]

no that's a cooked screen

[silk saddle]

yeah thats all i need so I figured an 8 would be the cheapest to get ios 16

[trail isle]

does the job

didn’t the iphone 7 get 16?

[raven pine]

no

ios 15 max

[torn ravine]

think it topped out to 15

[trail isle]

i see

[torn ravine]

wouldn't know because mine killed itself 5 years ago

:)

still has ios 14 installed deep down in there

[molten lance]

Both A9 and A10 iPhones only get software updates up to iOS 15

[torn ravine]

if the flash storage hasn't deteriorated from being powered off for 5 years

[torn ravine]

i see

thanks

[silk saddle]

8 and xr seem to be around the same price so Ill prolly go with a xr to be safe

[molten lance]

But they keep giving updates to A9 and A10 iPads until iOS 16 and 18 for some reason

[trail isle]

xr goes up to 18 too

even tho mines on 16.5

[molten lance]

The iPad 5’s specs are exactly the same as A9 iPhones

[silk saddle]

Is there any permant jailbreaks for xr I dont want to have to refresh it every 7 days

[covert estuary]

why does appsync unified not work on odysseyra1n?

[trail isle]

trollstore

install jb app

in trollstore

doesn’t get unsigned

[green sequoia]

is that a note 7?

[fervent dove]

trollstore

What is TrollStore?
TrollStore is a tool which abuses a CoreTrust bug in order to make it possible to permanently sign any app with any entitlements (push notifications, root permissions, etc.).

TrollStore supports iOS 14.0 - 16.6.1, as well as iOS 16.7 RC (20H18) and 17.0.

For a guide on installing TrollStore, refer to https://ios.cfw.guide/installing-trollstore for specific guides based on your device and iOS version.

This is NOT your traditional jailbreak with tweaks and stuff, please bear in mind.

Added by Black Swordsman#2802 | Used 1,236 times · Oct 9, 2022, 10:28 PM

[molten lance]

Note FE with Note 7 ROM

[green sequoia]

W

i want one

[winter meadow]

I don’t think so

[green sequoia]

it's so beautiful

[winter meadow]

Try using dex or something like that

[green sequoia]

there are none of those selling here though

[silk saddle]

For this loop im doing I have to reset the phone to get a new app store Id everytime so the app thinks Im a new user can I do that with the jail break without doing a full reset everytime. I know its pretty specific question so its okay if you dont know

[trail isle]

bro what

you mean you have to sign the app every 7 days

get

trollstore

[molten lance]

The oldest DeX version requires at least android 7

[silk saddle]

im factory reseting my iphone over and over again to get a new app store id number each time. I was wondering if I can use the jailbreak to give me a new apple store id without resetting the phone

[trail isle]

bro left the server

[astral frigate]

No it doesn’t

not on ios16

[winter meadow]

Some captchas are way too hard to solve even for a human

[astral frigate]

physical backups >> shitty rent a song services

[winter meadow]

Fym choose animals that live in a similar habitat as the shown animal

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1457036678475677696/video-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[wild olive]

[trail isle]

chat how the FUCK do i clear this

[winter meadow]

iOS or Mac

[trail isle]

mac

ive deleted caches now

[glacial valve]

@low mortar

my cmake cache randomly disappeared

Guess who is recompiling llvm

[trail isle]

how did it get worse

[desert cairn]

https://github.com/tw93/Mole

[glacial valve]

I'm gonna give it a try

[carmine elk]

imma downgrade this stupid lg ewaste

To android 9

[trail isle]

thats so bad oh my god 😭

[glacial valve]

cooked

[trail isle]

bro mole only cleared 2gb

i have 140gb of system data

[versed sun]

The a53 is brighter then my 16 pro for sdr content

[trail isle]

nvm i guess it was left over from recycle bin

[fallow oyster]

hello

[glacial valve]

@stark spruce NVDA

[low mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/gang-shit-cat-fist-bump-gif-1116355200121716008

[trail isle]

my gif smh

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[low mortar]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G9UDgvTXIAAmcQj.gif

[glacial valve]

?

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cats-satan-hamster-911-gif-22456603

[trail isle]

my wife and son begging me not to beat them to death with a metal pipe

[stark spruce]

it's weekend

[glacial valve]

NO WAY I DIDN4T KNOW OMGGGG

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[trail isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873923928203087912/1027998330166460456/SPOILER_jincpope-1.gif

[rich dune]

IT'S TIME TO RECOMPILE LLVM
LLVM WON'T RECOMPILE ITSELF
RECOMPILE IT, RECOMPILE IT AGAIN
WHY DO I NEED VMP, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO FUCK AROUND WITH IT
BETTER TO RECOMPILE LLVM FROM SOURCES AGAIN
I RECOMPILE LLVM THREE TIMES A DAY
EACH RECOMPILATION TAKES TWENTY MINUTES
I LIVE AN ACTIVE AND FULL LIFE
I AM SUCCESSFUL AND THAT IS WHY I SPEND THE WHOLE DAY WRITING THE OFUSCATOR PASS
AND THEN I RECOMPILE LLVM

@glacial valve, probably

[indigo bough]

[glacial valve]

chatgpt is struggling to decrypt

🧌

[indigo bough]

🧌

[rich dune]

🧌

.

[winter meadow]

🧌

[novel shadow]

lol

insane words to filter

[worthy garden]

IT'S TIME TO RECOMPILE LLVM
LLVM WON'T RECOMPILE ITSELF
RECOMPILE IT, RECOMPILE IT AGAIN
WHY DO I NEED VMP, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO FUCK AROUND WITH IT
BETTER TO RECOMPILE LLVM FROM SOURCES AGAIN
I RECOMPILE LLVM THREE TIMES A DAY
EACH RECOMPILATION TAKES TWENTY MINUTES
I LIVE AN ACTIVE AND FULL LIFE
I AM SUCCESSFUL AND THAT IS WHY I SPEND THE WHOLE DAY WRITING THE OFUSCATOR PASS
AND THEN I RECOMPILE LLVM

[gilded rapids]

Ok I’m finally biking

I went 8 miles it’s cold asf

My fucking hands 😭

[trail isle]

do you not have gloves???

[gilded rapids]

Not proper ones

[trail isle]

get proper ones

[gilded rapids]

😭

[trail isle]

mittens

[rich dune]

ultraSob

[trail isle]

mf has kirkland water

[glacial valve]

based bike

I don't have good gloves

[gilded rapids]

I saw a trick was to get hand warms and put in the gloves

[glacial valve]

otherwise I would go biking rn

[glacial valve]

yes

[gilded rapids]

Danke I love this bike

[glacial valve]

because gloves only maintain heat

[gilded rapids]

I got it used for $50

[glacial valve]

just like your clothes

[glacial valve]

?????

DAMN

[wary badge]

Shut up frenchie

[gilded rapids]

IKR

[wary badge]

Gloves r for skiing only

Pointandlaugh

[glacial valve]

not when it's 0°C outside

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