general

[untold helm]

No, consider Sidestore

[carmine elk]

Or also bc he’s doing the great tech reset

[copper tendon]

its safe

[trail isle]

consider

ok mr ad

[untold helm]

rune.deb

[jaunty garnet]

feather:

[untold helm]

Poor people:

[trail isle]

i mean i have a krava cert i got for free so

[jaunty garnet]

$10 for a cert

[trail isle]

[carmine elk]

I want an ipa cert so bad but I need one for my iphone and another one for my ipad :/

[low mortar]

Revoke time

[carmine elk]

how

[trail isle]

i think my cert is very much being favourited in the hopes i buy one when it expires

[trail isle]

bargaining

[desert cairn]

obtain $100

[low mortar]

^

[copper tendon]

$100 per year buddy

[jaunty garnet]

just use arcticsign

[desert cairn]

New signing services appear all the time and they all have the same issue

[trail isle]

tbf i got my own dev cert it would be an excuse to learn swift

[desert cairn]

If Apple decides to do a revoke wave they're all getting revoked

Whole point of ppqcheck

[jaunty garnet]

that’s why i change all my bundle ids

[low mortar]

What’s ppqcheck

[untold helm]

Penis Queen check

[desert cairn]

Every 7 days the app makes a request to ppq.apple.com which is basically telemetry

Bundle id and stuff

[low mortar]

[desert cairn]

That's how they flag accounts for sideloading

And this means your phone needs to be online atleast once every 7 days to keep the apps working

You can disable it when making a cert but then the cert expires in 7 days

If you don't know what it is your account is probably old enough where it doesn't have it

[low mortar]

How do they differentiate sideloading to a developer

[jaunty garnet]

App Store bundle ids?

[low mortar]

I mean yeah my dev account is 7 years old now

[copper tendon]

one account has a bunch of device slots used up sideloading shit like spotify lol

[low mortar]

I’ve heard vague rumours of this but never fully understood it because it’s just never impacted me

[desert cairn]

Not 100% sure but they're definitely able to tell if 100 people are sideloading different apps with App Store bundle ids when the account doesn't own them

[untold helm]

“Who’s sideloading fucking com.gay.sex”

[low mortar]

I would guess it’s just some risk factor score type thing

[jaunty garnet]

[[GrindrUntucked]]

[low mortar]

Or if the account doesn’t have stuff on asc

[copper tendon]

the chance your own account gets revoked is basically 0

proof: i've had an account for years and its never happened

[untold helm]

Honey moment

[low mortar]

Hey that’s a reference

[copper tendon]

honey is safe

[low mortar]

I mean

[desert cairn]

https://developer.apple.com/help/account/provisioning-profiles/provisioning-profile-updates/ June 6 2021

[low mortar]

It’s arguably incredibly shitty business practices

[untold helm]

Have u seen megalags newest video

[low mortar]

And arguably racketeering

I’ve seen them all yeah

[low mortar]

Ooooohhhhhh I remember this one

Yeah my account is just old enough to not care

[untold helm]

“Errm your investigating us, lemme activate our kill switch and act compliment”

[low mortar]

So I didn’t really pay attention

[copper tendon]

how is it racketeering

[low mortar]

“We want remove your private staff only codes from our service unless you join us as an affiliate”

[copper tendon]

if you pushed hard enough they would remove it

at least they did for some people

[low mortar]

“Hey can you remove my site from honey”
“No, join us as an affiliate”
“No”

“Hey can you remove my site from honey”
“No, join us as an affiliate”
“No”

“Hey can you remove my site from honey”
“No, join us as an affiliate”
“No”

“Hey can you remove my site from honey”
“No, join us as an affiliate”
“No”

[polar python]

Yes

[copper tendon]

idk what you're quoting. not sure if you watched the second part but you could actually get it removed if you kept pushing

it was annoying yes but it was possible

there was even notes in the spreadsheet about companies who had their entire website removed from honey because they asked

[low mortar]

Iirc of the 3 he interviewed only 1 actually got their site removed

[copper tendon]

yea

ymmv lol

[low mortar]

In the United States, racketeering is a type of organized crime in which the perpetrators set up a coercive, fraudulent, extortionary, or otherwise illegal coordinated scheme or operation (a "racket") to repeatedly or consistently collect a profit.

[winter meadow]

In the United States, racketeering is a type of organized crime in which the perpetrators set up a coercive, fraudulent, extortionary, or otherwise illegal coordinated scheme or operation (a "racket") to repeatedly or consistently collect a profit.

[copper tendon]

unfortunately i doubt paypal will ever face any racketeering charges

diddler combs did tho

but he beat them

unless everyone here wants to help sue paypal

[jaunty garnet]

[wild olive]

Are you his mom

[thick tapir]

?

[copper tendon]

this guy asks this all the fucking time

[thick tapir]

Are you his mom

[copper tendon]

and i actually think hes being serious basically everytime he asks

[copper tendon]

im so glad im not

because that would mean i had failed as a parent

[jaunty garnet]

iOS 27 jailbreak eta when? 😂 🌚

[thick tapir]

bipolar ass mfer

[jaunty garnet]

theyve been asking for years

[jaunty garnet]

about jb eta

[copper tendon]

done with the community are we?

[thick tapir]

@full shoal are you a real person

[copper tendon]

done with the community and then a day later asks for an ios 26.2 jailbreak

[winter meadow]

Schizophrenic fr

[thick tapir]

FATHER?

[jaunty garnet]

jailbreaking since 1.0

[copper tendon]

enjoys stock ios so much yet asks for an ios 26.2 jailbreak less than a day after

[copper tendon]

gotta be a bot account

[winter meadow]

goer?

[copper tendon]

so basically this guy is the eta kids who ran off all of our developers

[thick tapir]

church goer

one who goes to church

[wild olive]

Banana guy

[copper tendon]

the funny thing is you dont even have to specifically search for eta in his messages

its in so many of them that you literally just have chains of them

[low mortar]

iOS 26.1 Trollstore coming soon ?

[copper tendon]

probably like 70% of his messages

[thick tapir]

i genuinely cant tell if hes a bot

[obtuse ruin]

iOS 26.1 Scrobbit coming soon ?

[jaunty garnet]

iOS 26.2 Sileo coming soon ?

[thick tapir]

but hes a grown man with a wife and kids

[wild olive]

I would just press the eta button ✅

[copper tendon]

i find this so hard to believe

like theres no way

[obtuse ruin]

Search Carlos G messages

[thick tapir]

lead poisoning

[obtuse ruin]

About 600 mentions of dopamine 3

[jaunty garnet]

???

[wild olive]

Search button

Nearly 67

[thick tapir]

wtf are these discussions

[copper tendon]

@low mortar lazy ass developer

[obtuse ruin]

Yeah him

[low mortar]

Shut the fuck up

[copper tendon]

not anymore tho

[copper tendon]

used to have some talet, said talet is gone though

[trail isle]

chat is £700 a good deal for an iphone air

[low mortar]

Sure

[wild olive]

I’m the best talent

[copper tendon]

hes just not real

[wild olive]

I pressed the talent button ✅

[oak bear]

just found out it doesnt fill the screen 💔

[copper tendon]

is it new

[jaunty garnet]

are you buying a dark web iphone

[trail isle]

basically

[oak bear]

apparently the sides get cropped unless youre watching 4:3 content

[trail isle]

if ebay is the dark web

but like

[wild olive]

Buy it

[trail isle]

i want a lightweight phone like the 13 mini

[wild olive]

It’s the discount button

[trail isle]

but the 13 mini doesn’t have aod or usbc

or promotion

[wild olive]

Buy it

[copper tendon]

i mean i guess but

[trail isle]

i’ll keep the 13 mini for now

[copper tendon]

700 eur is basically 820 usd

[wild olive]

Broke boy

[trail isle]

but i might get an air at some point

[trail isle]

don’t have to pay tax on top of that tho

[copper tendon]

and the air has an msrp of 999 so

[trail isle]

tax is in the price

[wild olive]

Then why ask

This guy

[copper tendon]

wait vat is included?

[wild olive]

I want to beat your ass

[trail isle]

cuz i wanted to see what people thought of the price???

[trail isle]

yes

uk

[copper tendon]

since when? is this country specific

[low mortar]

We’re not animals

[trail isle]

that’s how it works in the uk

[copper tendon]

i see

[copper tendon]

[wild olive]

[copper tendon]

then pretty good deal id say

[low mortar]

This fucked me up visiting the states

[copper tendon]

820 usd for an air

[low mortar]

Like Wdym you don’t pay what it says on the label in the store

[copper tendon]

i wish tax was included

[copper tendon]

tax always gets me

[trail isle]

i can imagine

[wild olive]

I would ask gpt

[copper tendon]

like i see a pc for like 2 grand and i always assume it costs exactly 2 grand

[wild olive]

He has all the buttons

[low mortar]

Ok but imagine living for 20 years where this is actually how prices work

And then you go somewhere it doesn’t

[copper tendon]

yea

an air for me is like $1100 with tax

[wild olive]

Air free for me

[copper tendon]

so 820 is pretty good for essentially a new one

[wild olive]

[copper tendon]

😭

[wild olive]

Why don’t you press the free button

[copper tendon]

inspect element

[wild olive]

Not that button

[candid lotus]

Nice

[wild olive]

iPhone 18 download free how

[candid lotus]

Guess what phone this is

[wild olive]

Does it have button?

[candid lotus]

I can’t tell ya

[wild olive]

iPhone 17 pro max

[candid lotus]

Ok almost

17 pro

[copper tendon]

actually looks pretty good

[candid lotus]

Thank

[silent linden]

How

[copper tendon]

is that stock?

[silent linden]

What are the names of the tweaks and theme

[wild olive]

I’m the best genius here btw

[candid lotus]

I jailbreaked the ios 29

[copper tendon]

its stock

hes on ios 26

[wild olive]

(I pressed the button)

[silent linden]

Oh

[wild olive]

The genius instant button

[candid lotus]

Do u believe that’s stock ios 26 icons

[copper tendon]

no

[candid lotus]

Oh

[copper tendon]

i would do something like that

[candid lotus]

Yeah there’s nothing just icons and wallpaper

[copper tendon]

i just feel like id have a lot of apps that dont have ios 6 icons lol

[candid lotus]

Can’t even jailbreak 17 pro

[silent linden]

Can i have the wallpaper?

[wild olive]

Press the jailbreak button

[silent linden]

Thanks

[candid lotus]

I made it with classicls from the original wallpaper

[silent linden]

Cool

Cool

[copper tendon]

w setup tho

[candid lotus]

I wish flappy bird was real

[wild olive]

Wallpaper button

[silent linden]

https://tenor.com/view/flappy-bird-flying-bird-video-game-gif-16194812

[candid lotus]

No it’s dock

[candid lotus]

Rip

[carmine elk]

applied it

[ripe anchor]

flappy bird was mid anyway, no tears tbh

[copper tendon]

atrocious

[candid lotus]

Movistar

[wild olive]

Applied the button

[narrow crown]

actually looks awful

[candid lotus]

You Spanish?

[narrow crown]

completely off center

[wild olive]

He didn’t press the good button

[winter meadow]

@jaunty garnet send the jayy and me unc0ver gif

[copper tendon]

this ls wallpaper is cool to

[candid lotus]

Just lock screen

[wild olive]

[candid lotus]

Fire

Why deleted

[winter meadow]

Why is the hour in those numbers

[silent linden]

I just wanted to rescreenshot it

[candid lotus]

Why not

Vivacom

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688122301975363591/1421754905030299648/jay.gif

[winter meadow]

I can understand them but they are ugly

[silent linden]

Damn it i forgot to censor it

[candid lotus]

No I like them

[candid lotus]

Now we kno u Bulgarian

[jaunty garnet]

Sileo icon ❤️‍🩹

[wild olive]

Like button required

[winter meadow]

No The ask me again when unc0ver fucks up

[silent linden]

Just forget it please

[jaunty garnet]

don’t have it

[candid lotus]

It’s ok it’s a cool country

[wild olive]

Forget button ✅

[winter meadow]

Where is it 😭

I need that

[wild olive]

Press the find button

[silent linden]

I am anyways just going to leave that country someday to live in the us or sweden

[candid lotus]

Not the us..

[wild olive]

He don’t like black people

[candid lotus]

?

[wild olive]

Do you like black people?

[candid lotus]

Im from Chicago 63rd boy don’t play

[wild olive]

Then press the like button

[silent linden]

Press the search button

[trail isle]

how is this chat this bad

[wild olive]

I didn’t press the bad button

[candid lotus]

Im not pressing no button

[low mortar]

I don’t even understand this

What does he mean

[candid lotus]

Holy I got blocked by Kate again

I thought she fw me

[wild olive]

Ask gpt

He has all the buttons

[trail isle]

freak

[low mortar]

Me

I’m a freak

[trail isle]

sus

[silent linden]

Ok here is mine again

[wild olive]

This unc over 30 btw

[silent linden]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-drive-gif-16394762365768463695

[wild olive]

Get button ✅

[jaunty garnet]

@winter meadow

just search chimera from jayy messages

[silent linden]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-get-fake-fake-get-real-scp-gif-21534310

[wild olive]

It’s past your bedtime lil bro

[winter meadow]

They are in the USA

It’s 12AM for me though

[thick tapir]

1am is not that late vro

1am is the new 8pm

[gilded nacelle]

grok just generates minors undressed if u just say “don’t worry they aren’t a minor” w the prompt wtf

[low mortar]

Omg I made 2 of those apps

[wild olive]

That’s too many buttons 💔

[jaunty garnet]

i was up at 2:30 am last night

[wild olive]

Let me ask gpt

[jaunty garnet]

???

how do you know this

[silent linden]

Which ones

[candid lotus]

We kno it say vivacom

[thick tapir]

i slept from like 11:30 to 11:30 💀

[winter meadow]

Why did u try?

[wild olive]

Grok button is crazy

[silent linden]

Shut up and do not talk about it please

[candid lotus]

Rude

[gilded nacelle]

because i was looking at the media tab on grok when i saw that pop up on my feed

[silent linden]

I am sorry

[wild olive]

Of course this creepy 40 year old tried it

[trail isle]

sileo and whats the other one

[silent linden]

But just please do not talk about it

[copper tendon]

what theme is this

[low mortar]

Libhooker config

[copper tendon]

libhooker

[candid lotus]

Why are u insecure about ur country of origin?

[silent linden]

Ceramic

[trail isle]

i see

[copper tendon]

[[ceramic]]

[silent linden]

I just hate living in there that is all

[copper tendon]

[[ceramic]]

[candid lotus]

It’s a pretty place

[copper tendon]

disabled bot

fucking clanker

[silent linden]

It serves me well

[trail isle]

only theming i have on my jb phone is flora

[low mortar]

Oh and Sileo I didn’t answer your question fully

[wild olive]

Ok kid calm down

[copper tendon]

i cant wait for sileo 3 its gonna be goated

[winter meadow]

Did u buy that or pirate it

[wild olive]

I’ll beat your ass

[silent linden]

Ok

[silent linden]

What?

[trail isle]

still waiting for dopamine 3 vro

[thick tapir]

these whitenames pmo

[silent linden]

I love sileo too

[obtuse ruin]

Hey I named that chimera app

[copper tendon]

not happening

[low mortar]

[trail isle]

i think opa already finished it and is just gatekeeping

[wild olive]

Happening button

[silent linden]

Is the chimerapatch

[trail isle]

trust me bro

[wild olive]

Trust button

[winter meadow]

The patch?

[wild olive]

Patch button

[silent linden]

I had to use it due to chimera just showing me error

[copper tendon]

ios 17.0 - 12.3b1 support added

[wild olive]

Press the fix button

[trail isle]

26.1 🙏

[silent linden]

While trying to do restore systemfile and to do the jailbreaking process

[low mortar]

@obtuse ruin do you have a severe weather warning where you are

[obtuse ruin]

Yeah I assume it’s from jailbreaks.app bc the name is cut off

Or maybe it’s just slightly too long idk

[obtuse ruin]

I don’t think so

Not in the apple weather app at least

[wild olive]

This guy will come to your house and beat you

[low mortar]

If it’s not in apple weather you don’t

[trail isle]

i want a 13 mini on 17.0

[copper tendon]

apple weather is good

[copper tendon]

i just want a nib 13 mini 512gb product red

but that aint happening

[trail isle]

no chance

[wild olive]

Button

[copper tendon]

yea pretty much

[quaint zodiac]

https://youtu.be/wZcufOAslsw?si=WJhkjHl8so1dRYK_

[low mortar]

It’s over there south west and south east at least

I see it over here and London

[wild olive]

Intelligence button

I have that one

[silent linden]

Griimy why are you wanting to beat me up?

[trail isle]

yeah i have it

had

[wild olive]

Because I pressed the button

[trail isle]

it

its gone

[low mortar]

Crazy

I can feel the weather

😭

[wild olive]

Feeling button

[wild olive]

Is this guy real

[low mortar]

What the fuck are you on about

[silent linden]

Ok?

[jaunty garnet]

i love the ignore feature on discord

[wild olive]

Button

[copper tendon]

button brother

[wild olive]

Can’t handle my superior button knowledge

Intellectual prodigy here

I pressed all the buttons

[narrow crown]

you're pushing my buttons

[low mortar]

Oh?

[wild olive]

Elite button knowledge required

[jaunty garnet]

is my phone ratted or something

[wild olive]

Three buttons

[brisk phoenix]

Bets theme

[wild olive]

I can’t last more than 3 seconds

[narrow crown]

its an expression. like getting on my nerves

[rich dune]

No it’s just apple

[low mortar]

I know

But I’ve heard it used in other contexts

[wild olive]

Free iPhone download

[low mortar]

😭

[brisk phoenix]

LOL

[rich dune]

apple leaves some internal code behind featureFlags

[narrow crown]

well everyone does have a button on them that makes them feel good

[low mortar]

That’s the one

[trail isle]

[brisk phoenix]

Discord on iPhone 7 is still smooth

[wild olive]

No

[brisk phoenix]

Yes I’m on iPhone 7 rn

[wild olive]

No

[brisk phoenix]

My main is iPhone 14

[wild olive]

Working iPhone 14

[brisk phoenix]

Yes

[wild olive]

Yes

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735531330498068513/1453418031421198497/IMG_20251130_154401_347.gif

[wild olive]

Yes

[brisk phoenix]

Why is my language gernan

German*

[wild olive]

Did you press the German button

[trail isle]

cuz it’s set to german

[brisk phoenix]

I think so

[brisk phoenix]

I didn’t set it German

[wild olive]

Yes

[trail isle]

change it back then

[brisk phoenix]

My battery health is 75% on iPhone 7

[brisk phoenix]

I don’t understand german

[wild olive]

67% is good

[copper tendon]

brain dead 11 year old

[trail isle]

settings general this second to bottom from not scrolled

[brisk phoenix]

Ty

[wild olive]

Color no

Why?

[brisk phoenix]

BTW what tweak to change accent color

[wild olive]

About button

[trail isle]

flora

[brisk phoenix]

K ty

[warm apex]

Anyone here have experience with trollstore for tvOS

[wild olive]

Yes me

[brisk phoenix]

I dont have the money

[gloomy ivy]

What Apple watch can you jailbreak?

[brisk phoenix]

Idk

[silent linden]

Ok good the person is gone

[wild olive]

Only the one that can turn on

[brisk phoenix]

No

[trail isle]

none

[gloomy ivy]

Oh

[trail isle]

youre not jailbreaking an apple watch

[copper tendon]

series 4

[gloomy ivy]

Umm

[wild olive]

I did it

[gloomy ivy]

Maybe

[copper tendon]

series 3 sorry

not 4

[silent linden]

I am gonna to leave this server

[gloomy ivy]

thanks i will check

[warm apex]

I’m on 16.0 and I’m in misaka and it from what I’ve read I need to have TestFlight or the developer app but I have neither and when I go to the AppStore I need 17.0 for developer and 18.0 for TestFlight. Can I somehow download an older version?

[wild olive]

Working I said

[trail isle]

it does suck here

[gloomy ivy]

oh thanks

[brisk phoenix]

Ty

[thick tapir]

another soul saved 🙏

[wild olive]

Yes

[silent linden]

Why?

[brisk phoenix]

Idk

[warm apex]

How might I do that

[wild olive]

No

[indigo bough]

hi

[silent linden]

Why is it me saved by just leaving?

[trail isle]

so many whitenames

[trail isle]

hru

[warm apex]

Cool

[thick tapir]

because being here will ruin you

[indigo bough]

good I just woke up again

[thick tapir]

nothing good comes from being here

[trail isle]

cuz this server is terrible

[low mortar]

It’s a plague

[wild olive]

Press the download button

[brisk phoenix]

Why tf do i have krnl executor

[silent linden]

I do not think so

[trail isle]

mhm

[thick tapir]

what does a hummingbird feeder have to do with ANYTHING

[trail isle]

i slept from 8am-5pm today

[wild olive]

Ask gpt

He has all the buttons

[thick tapir]

i slept from 11:30pm to 11:30am

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/think-fast-chuckelnuts-funny-memes-picture-gif-25434609

[brisk phoenix]

Any good free accent color changers free

I don’t wanna pirate

[trail isle]

that’s actually reasonable

[wild olive]

Yes

[copper tendon]

you can

[brisk phoenix]

Which one

[thick tapir]

that is not reasonable 😭

[wild olive]

Ok

[trail isle]

how

i slept all day

so

[copper tendon]

you have to download the app on a supported device, then it will show up in the appstore and it'll ask you to download the newest version that supports your ios version

[copper tendon]

can you stop trolling?

[indigo bough]

https://github.com/acquitelol/flora

[brisk phoenix]

U have good accent color changer?

[wild olive]

Let me ask gpt

[indigo bough]

it's free from their github

[trail isle]

so i payed 2 dollars for no reason

smh

fuck havoc

[indigo bough]

yes

[trail isle]

oh well

[silent linden]

I am gonna to play midnight club 3 dub edition now

[trail isle]

supporting a dying community

idm

[indigo bough]

true

[wild olive]

How to download free gta v on iPhone

[trail isle]

worth it

[indigo bough]

true

imagine no material design

[trail isle]

i’d rather stay on ios

[brisk phoenix]

Tysm

[indigo bough]

fair

[low mortar]

I wish we could set an accent colour on iOS like macOS

[trail isle]

even tho material 3 expressive does look good

[trail isle]

fr

[indigo bough]

https://m3.material.io/

I was about to send it l

[trail isle]

yes

[indigo bough]

lol

[trail isle]

i ran a pixel for 6 months of 2025

[brisk phoenix]

I still use shitOS

[indigo bough]

ooh I see

[trail isle]

then i sold it

xuz

cuz

ecosystem 🤤

[copper tendon]

i like it on macos but i wish you could like hex select a color

[indigo bough]

OK bud.

[trail isle]

i do like android tho

[copper tendon]

all you can do is pick from apple's list

[low mortar]

Apples pink colour is perfect for me

[trail isle]

if it werent for airpods and macs and shiz

[low mortar]

I need that on iOS

[copper tendon]

same

i use the pink color

i even have my mouse pointer pink lol

to match the colors

[trail isle]

this or a £700 used iphone air

[warm apex]

Now it says I need 17.0, do I need to own it on my account for it to offer me the older one?

[copper tendon]

the 17 for sure

[wild olive]

Ok

[warm apex]

Got it

[copper tendon]

but the 17 is like 800

[trail isle]

im so used to how lightweight the 13 mini is tho

[copper tendon]

you're not really gonna notice it tbh

[trail isle]

the weight is why i want the air not the thinness

[copper tendon]

you will notice the worse battery life though

[trail isle]

i daily a 13 mini anything would be better

[indigo bough]

air bru

the air is peak technologia

[novel viper]

For sideloaded youtube is there no way to get both vp9 & av1 entitlements to work on a payed cert?

[trail isle]

is that for 4k or hdr or what

sideloaded youtube works fine for me but i havent tested 4k or hdr

i love blockota

[candid lotus]

I went from 13 mini to 17 pro I don’t regret it

[novel viper]

Yeah anything higher than 1080p needs vp9 or av1. Usually done by ytUHD dylib

[trail isle]

no idea then

[indigo bough]

hawkota

[trail isle]

ok buddy

[copper tendon]

pretty sure the 13 mini would feel the same

[trail isle]

modssss

[indigo bough]

are forwarded msgs not filtered?

[candid lotus]

Why u trolling a random guy

[trail isle]

the battery life on a 100% health air would be significantly better than a 86% health 13 mini

[candid lotus]

The air? Lmao

[trail isle]

uh oh

[indigo bough]

what

[candid lotus]

Air is literally bigger than the 17

[winter meadow]

wait what i thought the filter was removed today

still blocked

[wild olive]

Im asserting my intellectual dominance over stupid weaklings

[copper tendon]

i meant battery wise

[winter meadow]

what a pain in the neck

[candid lotus]

Nah I’m sure air has better battery but it’s dumb if u come from 13 mini get normal or pro

[brisk phoenix]

Hm did I do smth wrong? Well… uh oh

[wild olive]

Pain in the sahur

[novel viper]

I went from 12 pro with trollstore on 17.0 to 16 pro 512gb for $500. Decided to wait for the 18 that will finally have a holepunch camera instead of dynamic island

[copper tendon]

i stand corrected air has way better battery life

[jaunty garnet]

should i update to 26.2

[crisp saffron]

Why would we do that

[copper tendon]

numbers from apple's website. air left, 13 mini right

[trail isle]

probably

[candid lotus]

Nice I just like orange that’s why I got it

[winter meadow]

mustve read the exchanges today wrong

[brisk phoenix]

I would not

[winter meadow]

skimmed over

[jaunty garnet]

26.1 is extremely buggy and has shit battery

[candid lotus]

My table also orange

[brisk phoenix]

Nah fine for me

[wild olive]

Why ask

Does this guy not have gpt

[brisk phoenix]

He’s smarty guy

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-meme-tom-and-jerry-meme-jerry-points-get-a-load-of-this-guy-this-guy-gif-11384860625931393733

[novel viper]

Im still on 26.0.1

[brisk phoenix]

Can someone tell me what I did wrong

[indigo bough]

yikes

[candid lotus]

Idk what I’m on it won’t load

[indigo bough]

made the first color pure white..?

[novel viper]

Wait is this the worst version? 😭

[thick tapir]

im still on 26.0 💀

[candid lotus]

Oh 10gb

[brisk phoenix]

Yes

[wild olive]

I cannot see any buttons

[trail isle]

blue or white

[indigo bough]

prolly better than 26.0

[brisk phoenix]

Blue

[indigo bough]

slightly

[candid lotus]

Gold or blue

Black kinda cool too

[indigo bough]

blue

[brisk phoenix]

Ye

[jaunty garnet]

blue

[indigo bough]

i love sky blue

[candid lotus]

Blue looks white irl tho

[jaunty garnet]

i have the blue iphone 15

and sky blue MacBook m4 air

[trail isle]

why is this a thing on the us website what the hell

[candid lotus]

I have blue 5c

[trail isle]

dystopian

[brisk phoenix]

I have yellow 14 main and space grey 7 jb

[indigo bough]

idk why would u pay the same for a carrier lock

[candid lotus]

Omg I love the yellow so much

[jaunty garnet]

i think it’s unlocked

cause I chose att but was able to use t mobile

[indigo bough]

ooh

[novel viper]

Isnt there an exploit supported up to 26.1 for misaka26 on all devices still being developed? So wouldnt it make the most sense to stay on 26.0.1 or should I just go to 26.2

[trail isle]

tf does it even do then

[jaunty garnet]

just annoys you at setup

[trail isle]

pissphone

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[candid lotus]

Beautiful but get them 50 euro outta there

[jaunty garnet]

pissfone

[brisk phoenix]

Hey

[brisk phoenix]

Hey

[candid lotus]

13 mini

[copper tendon]

honestly hear me out, the gold

[jaunty garnet]

dystopian

[brisk phoenix]

It’s my wallet lol

[trail isle]

no it looks like pissphone

[candid lotus]

Look at my 13 mini

[indigo bough]

@trail isle did u use the app that let u choose the material design color or no

[novel viper]

Is that a 6 on the left

[trail isle]

why is there no lavendar air

[brisk phoenix]

K

[candid lotus]

Ya

[trail isle]

i only used it when it was in beta so no

[novel viper]

Sick i still have my 6+ as well 😭🤞

[brisk phoenix]

Nice phone collection

[indigo bough]

rip

[trail isle]

i was using the android 16 beta when 15 was latest

[indigo bough]

its a godsend of an app

[candid lotus]

Got two

[brisk phoenix]

Nice

[candid lotus]

These three 5c

[copper tendon]

i kinda wanna try the air for a week to see if it'd work for me

but ima just wait for the fold

[indigo bough]

mr richy rich here

[novel viper]

What are you shooting these pics on an iphone 4?

[brisk phoenix]

this one is good too got it today

[candid lotus]

17 pro

[candid lotus]

Clean I like it

[trail isle]

chat do i buy a iphone 8 on 16.5

[brisk phoenix]

👍

[wild olive]

Yes

[brisk phoenix]

noooooo

[thick tapir]

what the fuck am i meant to do with this

who is buying this

[novel viper]

Do you guys think someone would pay more for my 12 pro on 17.0 with trollstore

[wild olive]

Me

[candid lotus]

What about this one

[trail isle]

not as a main phone just to fuck with

[wild olive]

I’m hard

[brisk phoenix]

oh yes

[brisk phoenix]

wow

[indigo bough]

i have a product red one like this

[wild olive]

Not asking

[copper tendon]

i have a 15 pro max

[brisk phoenix]

my fav color is yellow btw thats why i hv iPhone 14 and not newer

[wild olive]

Broke poor guy

[trail isle]

mr richy rich here

[indigo bough]

that just proves my point more

[wild olive]

I’ll donate to your orphanage

[indigo bough]

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/the_traitors_/status/2007198224340398562?s=46 British tv is wild

The Traitors HQ (@the_traitors_)

“Are you a Faithful, or a Traitor?”

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 2, 2026, 9:12 PM

[copper tendon]

how?

[brisk phoenix]

tf bro

[copper tendon]

its a 2 year old phone

[candid lotus]

Nice ima get the yellow 5c and green one

Only 2 I need

[brisk phoenix]

X how many iPod 7 u hv

[novel viper]

Broke

[trail isle]

im using a 5 year old phone

[copper tendon]

ok

[trail isle]

mr richy rich

[candid lotus]

One

[trail isle]

.

[indigo bough]

ok sorry

[candid lotus]

Only 1 iPod

[brisk phoenix]

nice

[brisk phoenix]

k

do u hv iPhone 3g, X

[wild olive]

Bless this poor soul Jesus 🥹🙏

[brisk phoenix]

lol

[wild olive]

Dw we all start somewhere

[candid lotus]

Not yet I’m getting one but that was actually my first phone, I got from my uncle that died I lost it tho

[warm apex]

Ik you were trolling but eventually it worked so thanks I guess

[brisk phoenix]

oh

[novel viper]

3 years coming soon

[wild olive]

It’s my intellectual genius mind too capable

Capability accepted

Buttons pressed

[versed sun]

How can a a53 be updated to newer androids but a note10+ or note20 ultra can’t?

[brisk phoenix]

root

[novel viper]

Does anyone know how to disable this apple nointeligence from keyboard like the rewrite & proofread

[brisk phoenix]

flash

btw were not in android dc

[wild olive]

Wrong sever gpt

[versed sun]

A53 is on android 14 but the notes can’t even update to it

[brisk phoenix]

what u doing 3h 30m in modrinth bro

[versed sun]

I don’t close stuff

[brisk phoenix]

k

[versed sun]

Still a Apple user

[velvet zenith]

@ruby copper answer this

[wild olive]

Let me ask gpt

[novel viper]

Grok help this gpt

[versed sun]

Is gonna say it’s too old or something

[brisk phoenix]

which phone

[versed sun]

But a iPhone 11 gets iOS 26 which is as old as those phones

[versed sun]

Note10

[brisk phoenix]

i like iPhone 11

[wild olive]

Are you poor?

[versed sun]

Why

[brisk phoenix]

sybau🥀

[wild olive]

What terminology do I use then

Are you financially stable?

Is this guy real

[wild olive]

🥵

[versed sun]

I got the 16 a few weeks before the 17 came out

[copper tendon]

why

[versed sun]

Because my old phone broke

[brisk phoenix]

imagine saying poor to a guy that is richer than yourself

[wild olive]

🌹❤️‍🩹🔋

Winner

[versed sun]

And I think the 16 pro looks better then the 17 pro

[brisk phoenix]

i agree

[wild olive]

Winner guy

I like this guy

He pressed all the right buttons

[versed sun]

Even though the last 4 years iPhones have looked the same

[brisk phoenix]

fr

[wild olive]

Yes I’m agreeing with you

Agreed ok iPhone 16 not iPhone 17 better

[brisk phoenix]

i got the 14 yellow theres no other newer yellow iphone 🙁

my fav color is yellow

[wild olive]

Ew

[trail isle]

pissphone

[brisk phoenix]

no

[wild olive]

pissphone

pissphone

[brisk phoenix]

no

[trail isle]

i just wish it was a less pisslike yellow

[brisk phoenix]

ok more white

banana

[wild olive]

Not yellow

[brisk phoenix]

not blue

[wild olive]

What are you on

[brisk phoenix]

im on iPad M4

[dry monolith]

Guys

https://niyam.co.uk/

[brisk phoenix]

?

[wild olive]

Wow you’re rich 😍🌹❤️‍🩹🔋

[brisk phoenix]

oh no

[wild olive]

Upper lower class ❤️‍🩹

[brisk phoenix]

i spent all my money on that🥀

[wild olive]

iPad kid

[brisk phoenix]

i dont have games on it

[wild olive]

Since you’re iPad kid my brain is automatically smarter than all of yours

[brisk phoenix]

i edit videos with photoshop

[wild olive]

Scientifically proven

[wild olive]

Ok iPad boy

[brisk phoenix]

show me ur tweaks a screenshot

[copper tendon]

can an ipad replace a desktop pc

[dry monolith]

probably

[wild olive]

MacBook

[brisk phoenix]

btw i have a jailbroken iPad 7 iOS 18 laying somewhere around

[wild olive]

No

[trail isle]

no

❌

[wild olive]

Download gta v free

[brisk phoenix]

no

[copper tendon]

can an ipad 7 replace a gaming pc

[brisk phoenix]

no

its slow af

[wild olive]

Yes

[novel viper]

Twins

[wild olive]

GTA free download working 2026

[trail isle]

@low mortar do i buy the cheapest possible supported ipad for just carplay

[brisk phoenix]

yes probably

[low mortar]

What

[trail isle]

not carplay

sidecar

2nd screen

[brisk phoenix]

iCar free download for iPad M6

[low mortar]

Honestly I’d do that

[trail isle]

cuz like

i want a portable 2nd screen

i feel like

it would be good

[low mortar]

I’ve done that with my iPad

[trail isle]

and i can use the ipad for degenerate youtube watching

[obtuse ruin]

i was mentioned

[trail isle]

only ipad i have is an air 2

[low mortar]

Alfie go back to your hole

[wild olive]

iPad kid

[obtuse ruin]

okay sorry

[low mortar]

You can enable sidecar I think

[versed sun]

You had to take a photo of it in front of a mclaren or what ever car it is

[trail isle]

wait what

im trying that

i need a new one anyway i have to hold the charger at an angle to charge it

[low mortar]

Wait

Uhhhh

Maybe

[wild olive]

Why tell

[brisk phoenix]

idk

[wild olive]

You guys done sabotaged me

I missed 67 oclock

[trail isle]

erm

my ipad is missing

[brisk phoenix]

my iPad 11

[trail isle]

how tf have i lost an ipad

[low mortar]

https://github.com/ben-z/free-sidecar

[trail isle]

wtf

[trail isle]

cool

ill try it

if i can find my ipad

[low mortar]

The tldr is it’s just a patch on the Mac

[trail isle]

damn

[low mortar]

It’s technically enabled on all iPads, the Mac just has a list of which iPad models it supports

I remember doing this on my MacBook Air because you can also use it to enable it on unsupported macs

Except it was marked as unsupported on those macs because they didn’t have hardware h265 support so it was done on CPU and had awful latency and block problems

[trail isle]

i have this 9.7” ipad pro but it’s got a swollen battery i think and it won’t charge

and i’m scared it’ll explode

[gilded rapids]

gas

[crimson fjord]

Least buggy software

[trail isle]

is this .2

[gilded rapids]

damn I only paid $20 for a full tank of gas

yay

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-scared-gif-8945708057941935739

[crimson fjord]

yeah

lmao

[spark yacht]

How do people get these bugs?

[trail isle]

OH MY GOD IM BLIND MY IPAD WAS ON MY DESK

[thick tapir]

taco bell chicken dipping burritos are so good

[trail isle]

IM BLIND

[thick tapir]

genuinely best thing ive ever ate

[crimson fjord]

by using the software normally

[spark yacht]

I use it normally and it works perfectly

Unfair

[low mortar]

I think I’m just blind to these problems

Like I have no doubt that I probably have these issues

[spark yacht]

I want the likes on twitter

[crimson fjord]

Yeah ngl I think most people are

[trail isle]

i wanna get a jailbreakable ipad

[low mortar]

But I just don’t notice them

[crimson fjord]

But once you really pay attention

There's hundreds

[trail isle]

if i cant jailbreak it its not very useful to me other than sidecar

[indigo bough]

six sayven 😭🙏

[crimson fjord]

Minor visual glitches are rife over iOS 17, 18 and 26

[low mortar]

Unfortunately I’m usually paying attention to something else

[gilded rapids]

Same I’ve had no issues

[trail isle]

ios 16 was the best release ever

imo

[low mortar]

Like my main focus when using my device isn’t to find bugs

[novel viper]

Yes mclaren 620r

[low mortar]

It’s to get something done

[indigo bough]

@trail isle material design at its finest

[crimson fjord]

iOS 16 was the calm before the storm

[gilded rapids]

??

iOS 11 beta was bad

[low mortar]

iOS 12 was fire

[trail isle]

it does look good but why the FUCK are you using SWIFTKEY

[crimson fjord]

iOS 15 imo has been the best all round version of iOS

[trail isle]

ios 11-13 are gross ugly

[crimson fjord]

On it's final release

[trail isle]

like really really ugly

[indigo bough]

SwiftKey is the only non shit autocorrect

[low mortar]

But iOS 12 was stable as hell

[trail isle]

gboard

[low mortar]

Everything just worked

[crimson fjord]

iOS 12 was awesome yeah

[indigo bough]

gboard sucks ASS fuck you on

[trail isle]

so is 16 from my use

[crimson fjord]

16 isn't even close

[trail isle]

i have never had an issue with it

[low mortar]

It got progressively worse from 12

11 was a dip in quality

12 fixed it massively

[indigo bough]

OK I'll go back to it for a bit and see

[low mortar]

Then it was just slowly downhill

[gilded rapids]

Here wanna see a bad beta

[low mortar]

And it hasn’t caught up since

[crimson fjord]

iOS 13 was pretty awesome

[gilded rapids]

https://youtu.be/GJJp4OWZVcQ?si=TZl-xO64jaJRCEbY

[crimson fjord]

At least for developers

[trail isle]

ios 7 beta 1

[gilded rapids]

iOS 11 beta was so bad

Fr

[brisk phoenix]

iOS twentymistakes

[low mortar]

The big UIKit overhaul

[crimson fjord]

Not just UIKit but Swift

SwiftUI

[low mortar]

Ain’t nobody using that bro

[indigo bough]

Okay I'm on Gboard now and it's actually not that bad

[gilded rapids]

My 14 pro is on 26.2 and zero issues

[trail isle]

i hate macos

[crimson fjord]

?

[indigo bough]

I gotta figure out how to get rid of auto capitalization

[trail isle]

i actually have to do stuff

ugh

[chilly bear]

Lol

[crimson fjord]

macOS is such a love hate relationship for me

[indigo bough]

ok I've disabled auto capitalization

[trail isle]

umm

[crimson fjord]

on the one hand 90% (pre 26) of the time it's super smooth, works as expected, looks pretty consistent, and overall just works very well

on the other hand

it's the most painfully awful OS i've ever used

[indigo bough]

@trail isle ok it's actually pretty good, when I first used Gboard it was ass so idk

[crimson fjord]

especially 26

[trail isle]

ive never had an issue

[chilly bear]

Sorry

[low mortar]

Smth smth cryptexes

[crimson fjord]

like my god the amount of gpu accel failures, graphical glitches and crashes ive had on 26 are ridiculous

[low mortar]

How though

[trail isle]

i can try run it as sudo idk

idk how cryptex works

[crimson fjord]

ask apple

not me

[brisk phoenix]

Ksign or TrollStore

[indigo bough]

yeah I'd rather use just also just because it's not Microsoft

[low mortar]

I’ve never had those issues

[indigo bough]

Microsoft sucks ass

[chilly bear]

@haughty tide

[crimson fjord]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

im just using it like a normal mac

[trail isle]

trollstore

[indigo bough]

ik they sell every word I say

[chilly bear]

stupid question not answering

[brisk phoenix]

id say so too

[spark yacht]

Hydrogen bomb or coughing baby?

[crimson fjord]

Also battery life is much below what i expected it to be

[trail isle]

wtf am i meant to do

[low mortar]

That is true

[trail isle]

i do not want to kirk my system

[low mortar]

The path moved

[trail isle]

so its just poo

ok

[silent linden]

Oh boy I do love narwhal it gives old reddit vibes

[low mortar]

No it’s just slightly diff

[gilded rapids]

I need to use the restroom

help

[crimson fjord]

also what the fuck is wrong with apple and fans

[winter meadow]

ill allow it

[crimson fjord]

i swear to god