general

[dense valve]

what's wrong with gir

[polar python]

Stuff

[velvet zenith]

this doesnt prove anything??

[polar python]

And things.

[dense valve]

ok

[desert cairn]

ts guy said not all puppies and not all minors

[obtuse ruin]

shep

[desert cairn]

lmfao

[hardy pendant]

Is there a problem with that? Cute doesn't imply anything sexual or romantic

[alpine chasm]

Gir needs a rewrite in COBOL

[jaunty garnet]

what if you have to show your parents the card

[velvet zenith]

Stupid idiots

[copper tendon]

you know thats not what is meant by minors

[polar python]

@desert cairn yooo do u wanna make gir.ts for real with me and then sell gir+ subs

[crimson fjord]

COBOL supremacy

[desert cairn]

type shit

[polar python]

shit

[trail isle]

don’t make a revolut account

[fallen pelican]

they piss me off so much with their voices

[hardy pendant]

Yeah, they are just sociopaths mad about losing an argument in another channel

[dense valve]

No it needs to be rewritten in assembly

[fallen pelican]

and their lack of knowledge

[dense valve]

trust

[alpine chasm]

@crisp saffron go enjoy ill be around for a couple hours

[pulsar hatch]

so like really it depends like what type of way he likes them lowk

[alpine chasm]

What's all this fuss about

[velvet zenith]

these guys r fucking stupid

[crimson fjord]

r/jb new years chat predicting what the rest of the year will be like fr

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/atelier-wilbell-off-the-perc-atelier-wilbell-atelier-ayesha-off-the-perc-gif-2651173732103793162

[obtuse ruin]

in that case ... https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1447263565668024492/brbnbsbss2.gif

[desert cairn]

indian

[spark yacht]

Bro took us not replying as admitting defeat not as we just don’t want to argue

[polar python]

buy omni

[trail isle]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G9UDgvTXIAAmcQj.gif

[ornate latch]

you're gonna get yourself banned with him buddy

[crimson fjord]

unfortunately jb is dead

[hardy pendant]

Yeah, I can't imagine trying to do something so disgusting as to label someone a PDF because you lost an argument

[desert cairn]

buy keto+

[spark yacht]

I don’t think he’s a pedo tbh

[obtuse ruin]

dont care buy it

[trail isle]

mods self promo

[alpine chasm]

Pretty sure all this comes from a stupid fight but ok

[velvet zenith]

women do it all the time

[crimson fjord]

im fairly sure i also already own like most of your tweaks 😭 back when i mained ios 15

[low mortar]

It has to be someone who is EU based and actually active and not a troglodyte so I understand the struggle, but right now it’s just you and that’s just not fair

[jaunty garnet]

they were talking about security for 2 hours earlier

[velvet zenith]

its socially odd for a male to say it

[obtuse ruin]

no probably not, but he's taking no effort to deny that fact, and is just lowkey annoying

[hardy pendant]

That is correct

[velvet zenith]

but its perfectly fine as long as you arent being sexual

[ornate latch]

yeah and he's a male

[alpine chasm]

Hi amy welcome to the team

[crimson fjord]

wild

[low mortar]

I’m actually surprised troglodyte isn’t filtered

[hardy pendant]

I did specify the platonic meaning of cute

[crimson fjord]

why would it be filtered

[obtuse ruin]

"eu based"

[desert cairn]

alfie people

[polar python]

arent most of the admins eu based

[velvet zenith]

Which alfie ?

[low mortar]

No?

[trail isle]

wait nooka aren’t you from the uk

[low mortar]

It’s just nooka

[alpine chasm]

I do not recognize brexit, that was a mental hiccup from y'all

[dense valve]

opa for mod

[crimson fjord]

troglodyte just means cave dweller no?

[dense valve]

yes

[low mortar]

Yeah but it’s been used as a slur in the past

[desert cairn]

rich one

brexit

[crimson fjord]

against who 😭

[velvet zenith]

Ummmm

[low mortar]

Idk man it’s woke gone mad

[muted shuttle]

icraze is rich from icrazeware

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn The websocket keeps maxining itself

[alpine chasm]

I didn't see a no from amy

[velvet zenith]

Hey its maxine

[alpine chasm]

It's settled

[desert cairn]

same

[crimson fjord]

i swear ts won't end until every word that can insult another person is a slur

[obtuse ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/spinroblox-gif-12906063412229922637

[polar python]

nebula word

[obtuse ruin]

(((roblox)))

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith did you crack yet

[low mortar]

Nooka is UK
Hydrate is Aussie I think?
Maxine is US
Night is South America
Alpha is US I think?

[dense valve]

eward

[alpine chasm]

@muted shuttle bad news, you failed at your job and hence failed your extended trial. Please leave your ID and corporate devices before leaving.

[muted shuttle]

Wtf

[sleek rivet]

I want my GIR Discord bot Smart, AI-powered, 2026-ready, Intelligent, and I want integrations for Gemini, Claude, Sonnet, llama, ChatGPT, DeepSeek, GitHub Copilot and Apple Intelligence

[polar python]

90% of maxine bans could be automated

[alpine chasm]

North America lol

[fervent dove]

@manic tulip's timezone is Pacific/Auckland 🇳🇿
It is currently 12:38 PM NZDT

[low mortar]

Damn

But do you see my point

[crimson fjord]

new zealand

[muted shuttle]

I will not be leaving my Corporate Devices.

[desert cairn]

wait until Keto+ Guilds drops with ai powered message flagging

[alpine chasm]

Just on the border for NA but yes

[low mortar]

There’s a huge congregation of time zone

[velvet zenith]

ts never dropping bro

[dense valve]

Add gir regex support

[alpine chasm]

We shall proceed with legal action

[crisp saffron]

@desert cairn Let me in let me in

Keto rust

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[velvet zenith]

@crisp saffron Hey what are you doing for new years

[desert cairn]

Do Not Interact

[alpine chasm]

Yeah most people are US timezones

[crisp saffron]

Drinking

[desert cairn]

@desert cairn How many times did you wake up last night?

[dense valve]

hydrate lives in NZ i believe

[velvet zenith]

Ok rust user

[alpine chasm]

I share a timezone with Aaron and Rick half of the year

[low mortar]

So when all the US mods are sleeping the server is left up to nooka and gir, and if nooka is working a night shift or just not at a computer

[copper tendon]

everclear?

[low mortar]

Nothing will happen

[velvet zenith]

I should do something but i be living a boring lifestyle

[alpine chasm]

Nooka would be working morning shift

[desert cairn]

Get to drinking and gambling

[crisp saffron]

And I do not care about this server enough

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[sleek rivet]

I want GIR to support 50 methods of pretending to be intelligent so I can offload all thinking and neural activity to a Discord bot hosted on someone's computer

[velvet zenith]

Why dont you

[crisp saffron]

i work nights night :p

so i go to bed at like 8am

[desert cairn]

im a minor

[low mortar]

Exactly

[alpine chasm]

And also I've been here at 3am-5am my time and sometimes chat is just dead

[velvet zenith]

Who the fuck be doing fireworks at 6:40 bro

[desert cairn]

why are my photos syncing to my watch

[alpine chasm]

Fair enough

[polar python]

@desert cairn what if we just run claude computer use 24/7 in a vm with discord open

"moderate this server"

[velvet zenith]

They do that

Only if theyre favourites

[crisp saffron]

Holy shit

[velvet zenith]

Or albums u select

[desert cairn]

better than @muted shuttle

[low mortar]

Man I feel so bad sometimes when I wake up at like 8am and have to ping moderators because there’s someone posting slurs but I know everyone is sleeping

[dense valve]

make gir a machine learning engine and train it on all bans

[crisp saffron]

i'm doing this

[dense valve]

except maxine's

[muted shuttle]

Finally ai replacing my job

Bye

[polar python]

i will personally fund that

[velvet zenith]

🔑

[alpine chasm]

Well we need another UTC +0 mod

[crisp saffron]

Ping away

[muted shuttle]

Hey I was joking

[low mortar]

Haha

[muted shuttle]

Ai cannot recreate my level of stupidity

[low mortar]

@crisp saffron smells

[alpine chasm]

You're not getting off the hook so easily

[crisp saffron]

i'm on desktop.

[alpine chasm]

Alright bye

[velvet zenith]

No

[low mortar]

@crisp saffron smells wonderful

[muted shuttle]

Wtf

[crimson fjord]

why does discord keep asking me to turn dnd off

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

@desert cairn

@desert cairn

[desert cairn]

Hey

[crimson fjord]

go away

[muted shuttle]

Oh im pink

[polar python]

@desert cairn

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[muted shuttle]

Yay

[dense valve]

because it's annoying

[desert cairn]

get rid of her designer role too

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[alpine chasm]

Wtf

Mean

[dense valve]

make her whitename

[muted shuttle]

But pink

[spark yacht]

Wow demoted

[sleek rivet]

the cat is free 🙏

[low mortar]

Omg it happened

[desert cairn]

whats more annoying is it begging me to turn it off

[crimson fjord]

how many times do i have to say "dont turn off" for you to stop asking me to turn it off

[low mortar]

The kitty is free from her shackles

[polar python]

notice how she didnt get honorary member

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[desert cairn]

shekels

[dense valve]

fr

[muted shuttle]

I should’ve banned nebula before I got demoted

[desert cairn]

please

[muted shuttle]

Would’ve gotten me honorary

[dense valve]

someone make vencord mod to make it screw off

[alpine chasm]

@low mortar I understand the issue, but I don’t see anyone trustworthy enough to take up the role

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Yoiu should be shot

[hard comet]

happy new year guys

[crimson fjord]

very infuriating

[alpine chasm]

In tha ttimezone

[polar python]

hire an american that doesnt sleep

[dense valve]

hi

[desert cairn]

Me showing off my Furry girlfriend to bro (He will never match my game)

[fervent dove]

@next surge, have a look at this funny meme! LOL!

maxine1

Urine

Added by dihydrogen.monoxide | Used 28 times · Nov 17, 2024, 8:11 PM

[low mortar]

Yeah I get that

[alpine chasm]

Honorary but red on wall of remembrance

[muted shuttle]

Huh

Rude

[low mortar]

You know what is funny

[polar python]

only i can ban nebula and get away with it

[desert cairn]

he did it once whats one more time

[low mortar]

A large portion of the developer role is western based

[alpine chasm]

Unironically I love red so to be there on the wall I guess I have to overthrow Aaron

Happening Q32026!

[low mortar]

Just pick an active dev

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn https://www.instagram.com/reel/DS7i2DnjdYN/

[fervent dove]

I hate instagram but here you go

[low mortar]

[sleek rivet]

@alpine chasm hello can i be mod pls i'm very trustworthy and i definitely did not join the server today

[low mortar]

How do you disable double tap to react

[dense valve]

advance developer role eta?

[velvet zenith]

Settings

[desert cairn]

shouldve used keto

[crimson fjord]

its in settings i believe im not sure where tho

lemme ifnd

[desert cairn]

top 5 BEST initials to date

[crimson fjord]

in chat

chat settings

on mobile

[alpine chasm]

That's not really a guarantee, also people are not fond of the extra work usually

[low mortar]

Got it

[crimson fjord]

scroll down to gestures

[low mortar]

I’ve been triggering it all day

[muted shuttle]

@alpine chasm Hey can I have my moderator back

[crimson fjord]

and itll be a toggle

yeah i hate it

[muted shuttle]

Please.

[crimson fjord]

i turned it off immediately

[alpine chasm]

Technically Ethan is Japanese timezone

[desert cairn]

maxine is powerless without moderator

[crimson fjord]

its such a gimmicky feature

[alpine chasm]

I told u you failed your trial m'am

[dense valve]

thank you

[crimson fjord]

good in theory, bad in practice

[crimson fjord]

aint nobody needs to react that quickly

[polar python]

notice how no alts have joined since maxine got demoted. i think she fakes the alts to justify keeping her role.

[low mortar]

Aight be straight, how much extra work

[velvet zenith]

@coarse ginkgo Ok i guess ill go fuck myself

[desert cairn]

womp

[coarse ginkgo]

at last

[spark yacht]

What are they saying?

[sleek rivet]

as someone who moderates a very inactive subreddit, moderating this server sounds like a waking nightmare

[teal bramble]

@terse dome
NL-Alert 01-01-2026 00:28: Het is extreem druk
bij 112. Bel alleen 112 bij levensbedreigende
situaties. Geen spoed, wel politie? Bel
0900-8844. Geen spoed, wel brandweer? Bel
0900-0904. Meer informatie op
www.nederlandveilig.nl/noodnummers

[muted shuttle]

You won’t believe this

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn dude you wont believe it

i gotta send ts in the group

[polar python]

i will pay for claude to moderate this server

[desert cairn]

you mean [redacted] will pay

[teal bramble]

“i” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[alpine chasm]

Not much really, since jailbreaking going dead it's been pretty meh, @muted shuttle can tell you things have slowed down in the last few months

[polar python]

"you are a rjb mod. ban all arie alts. no piracy"

[alpine chasm]

Considering she used to get like 30 bans a day

[coarse ginkgo]

Binary files Rune.dylib and ./data/Library/MobileSubstrate/DynamicLibraries/Rune.dylib differ

[low mortar]

You should pay for Claude to add jellyfin support to omni

[dense valve]

what was ari banned for in the first place

[velvet zenith]

yea u can fire maxine

[desert cairn]

no one even knows bruh

[polar python]

the extra mod work is banning the 50 alts that join a day bc aaron wont turn on phone verification

[obtuse ruin]

i mean thats mostly mr beast scams etc

[alpine chasm]

Oh moderating the subreddit is a whole other level lol

[low mortar]

Fuck that

[crimson fjord]

is this still athing

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1264427817366454323/discord-scam.gif

[dense valve]

automod blocks almost all of those now

[hardy pendant]

So jailbreaking is legitimately impossible on newer iPhones/versions of IOS?

[crimson fjord]

has discord still not fixed it

[obtuse ruin]

90%

[spark yacht]

Half the server won’t be able to speak lol

[muted shuttle]

fr

[dense valve]

though they're getting more advanced

[obtuse ruin]

good

[alpine chasm]

Yes

[desert cairn]

ok dont be broke

[low mortar]

Reddit mod is purgatory

[polar python]

if u dont have a phone number in the year 2026 thats like ur own problem tbh

[dense valve]

for modern devices yeah

[alpine chasm]

@hardy pendant use “!t latest” on #bot-commands

[hardy pendant]

That's nuts

[spark yacht]

No just very difficult

[polar python]

u can get a esim with unlimited texts for like $10

[sleek rivet]

i know reddit and discord aren't really comparable but i can't even begin to imagine moderating #general

[desert cairn]

the ones without a phone number are the annoying ones anyway

[velvet zenith]

Then tell them to make a modmail ticket

Problem solved

[alpine chasm]

It's way easier to mod discord than sib

Sub

[low mortar]

I only exist in general atp

[obtuse ruin]

is it stupid

[polar python]

@desert cairn ● The device 00008030-1122334455667788 was detected! But our binary shows "not found" - this is the glibc (Fedora) vs musl (Alpine) incompatibility. Let me update cloud-init to build idevicerestore from source:

[desert cairn]

Thanks

[low mortar]

I only ever open jailbreak when someone posts a funny scam

[coarse ginkgo]

maybe

[low mortar]

And then I just point and laugh

[crimson fjord]

ngl same

pretty funny ngl

[obtuse ruin]

#1189739986707288154

[crimson fjord]

i used to solely used jailbreak in early days of me joining server

[dense valve]

was about to say the same thing

[low mortar]

True true true

[crimson fjord]

but since jailbreak is so utterly dead and gone it's kinda a sad reminder of a bygone era

limping on

[coarse ginkgo]

#unknown

[spark yacht]

I didn’t have a phone number when I was 13

[low mortar]

Good

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Command 'rm -f -r "assets"'
failed with return code 1 and the following error message.
rm: can't remove 'assets/index-ACWqQeMx.js': Read-only file system

Help

[polar python]

you shouldnt be on this app at 13 bro

[spark yacht]

Well I’m not 13

[crimson fjord]

i didnt have a phone number until this year

[desert cairn]

good

[crimson fjord]

lmao

[spark yacht]

I’m way older now

[desert cairn]

okay

[sleek rivet]

(not sure if that's ono but) it sucks that i have to beg someone to add me back to ono every time i rejoin the server

[obtuse ruin]

denied.

[crimson fjord]

restrictive parenting

[velvet zenith]

What if u muted the server and hid every channel other than that

[coarse ginkgo]

anyone willing to test com.claudecracks.rune_1.4_iphoneos-arm.deb

[obtuse ruin]

?

[polar python]

gpt5cracks is better

[velvet zenith]

Yeah sure

What could possibly go wrong

[coarse ginkgo]

fr

[sleek rivet]

you can do that?

[desert cairn]

its a token logger

[velvet zenith]

Humble channels and roles button

[crimson fjord]

unknown channels

[coarse ginkgo]

dabezt ahh

[crimson fjord]

wild

[polar python]

Game Servers

[alpine chasm]

There's like a year of mod queue overdue. This is last 15 days

[coarse ginkgo]

or whatever was their name

[velvet zenith]

And then u just select what u want and dont wnat

[coarse ginkgo]

23 pages etc

[sleek rivet]

there's a hide from channel list button? damn

[desert cairn]

its funny how the minecraft server died in less than a week bc vanilla is slop

[low mortar]

@alpine chasm my gut instinct says I probably wouldn’t care about about it because for better or worse whenever I’m working on uni work or whatever I have a discord tab open anyway but the whole being pinged when I’m trying to do something might drive me insane

[crimson fjord]

indeed

[velvet zenith]

its funny how the minecraft server died in less than a week bc vanilla is slop

[low mortar]

[desert cairn]

thats what im sayin

[coarse ginkgo]

its funny how the minecraft server died in less than a week bc vanilla is slop

this is why leanmc was on top

[timid tiger]

this is true

[polar python]

@desert cairn ● The runcmd failed due to schema validation issues with complex YAML. Let me create a simpler approach - put the build script in a file and have cloud-init run it:

this is true

[alpine chasm]

I'm on DND when can't be disturbed and mostly gets rid of ti

[muted shuttle]

Hi joe.

[sleek rivet]

are you /srs or are you /j

[timid tiger]

hello maxine

[muted shuttle]

Hes /srs

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle is it your birthday yet

[muted shuttle]

No

[crimson fjord]

ngl i wish discord added like selective dnd

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!

[low mortar]

Tbf i dnd a lot

[alpine chasm]

@muted shuttle Hello we have been discussing your promotion lately

[sleek rivet]

[desert cairn]

happy birthday

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!

[crimson fjord]

especially for mobile notifs

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!

[sleek rivet]

why

[muted shuttle]

Im finally getting promoted to bots

[alpine chasm]

Welcome to the subreddit team Maxine!

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[timid tiger]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!

[crimson fjord]

theres like 3 people i actually want to receive mobile notifs from

[coarse ginkgo]

me

[obtuse ruin]

im /brbnbsbss2

[muted shuttle]

Can you even moderate subreddits on apollo

[low mortar]

@crimson fjord

[crimson fjord]

but i cant do any kind of filtering

[muted shuttle]

Because that's where i use reddit the most

[low mortar]

Yes

[desert cairn]

this is the perfect torture i think

[crimson fjord]

i mean i can mute evryone

but thats just a pain

[coarse ginkgo]

bros career choice is a discord mod

[crimson fjord]

i want a whitelist not a blacklist

[polar python]

r/jb_ is the better sub

[timid tiger]

ok bye this place is a hellscape now

[alpine chasm]

I mean if it still works then probably

[obtuse ruin]

yes and it's 30x better

[coarse ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

[muted shuttle]

i refuse to give up sideloaded apollo

[sleek rivet]

i love piracy and pirating rune and nexus and that third tweak i keep forgetting the name of

[velvet zenith]

You should

[polar python]

scrubbit or somrthing stupid

scrobble

[desert cairn]

the stock reddit app has stopped auto opening from reddit links for me

[polar python]

scrubble

[obtuse ruin]

no ONO for you

[velvet zenith]

They should shoot the reddit developers for ruining the fucking app

[crimson fjord]

ngl the only reason i even leave notifs for dsc on mobile is probably just gf, and the 2 irl friends i have on here

and like 2 servers

[obtuse ruin]

no thats the broken french one

[coarse ginkgo]

com.claudecracks.rune_1.4_iphoneos-arm.deb

[muted shuttle]

The stock reddit client is hot garbage and I refuse to use it

[crimson fjord]

meanwhile 90% of the notifs i get are the most boring and random dogshit ever

[low mortar]

Can we do an Ono hackathon of cracking your drm one day

[sleek rivet]

if you give ono i'll send shijima crack source code

[crisp saffron]

just won a fortnite game to end the year LETS GOOOOO

[desert cairn]

i think they have a bigger problem than the app

[sleek rivet]

in #general

[obtuse ruin]

no thanks

[obtuse ruin]

i wrote one already

[velvet zenith]

its so stupud

[crimson fjord]

cant even count how many everyone pings from goofy ahh servers releasing some random update i get and then forget to mute

[velvet zenith]

why is the popular tab hidden in the hamburger menu now

[desert cairn]

part oif the problem is your stupid ass nav bar tweak

[sleek rivet]

https://repo.nekoweb.org

[desert cairn]

fuck you stupid ass tweaker

[polar python]

fat ass mf thinking about hamburgers

[velvet zenith]

im not even concerned about that bro

[low mortar]

I’ve muted every server except this one and DMs from friends

[polar python]

im not even concerned about that bro

[velvet zenith]

they moved the fuckin popular button into the hamburger menu

[crimson fjord]

i have way too many servers and not enough time to do this

[velvet zenith]

Like maxine

[desert cairn]

who scrolls reddit bro its 2026

[crimson fjord]

i probably could set it up exactly how i want it

i just don't have the time to

[frosty grail]

hamberder

[coarse ginkgo]

i genuinely want to get a jb device to see if ida-pro-mcp and claude is the move

[desert cairn]

ts guy uses the popular tab

[low mortar]

The first thing I do when I join a server is mute it

[velvet zenith]

Sometimes

[crimson fjord]

reddit in 25/26 is absolute slop

[velvet zenith]

My feed gets boring sometimes

[desert cairn]

reddit

[muted shuttle]

I can't remember the last time I've muted a whole server

[sleek rivet]

the real ones ask 5 llms to poorly recite 3 reddit posts from 2010 without linking to them

[desert cairn]

tuff

[coarse ginkgo]

a week ago ish

[muted shuttle]

I've muted specific channels but never entire servers

[low mortar]

I use it for niche communities

[frosty grail]

the first thing i do when i join a server is see if @low mortar is there and mute their pings

[muted shuttle]

ah

[alpine chasm]

Modding the subreddit is such a chore that not even Mike wants to take on 💀

[muted shuttle]

yeah

[sleek rivet]

how old is reddit again

[crimson fjord]

the problem is the pings still show up and i have to go mark them as read because i hate having any unread pings and generally i read most of the pings cus sometimes its something ive been waiting for

[desert cairn]

time to get pj09 back

[frosty grail]

at least 5

[low mortar]

That’s an achievement

[polar python]

6 or 7

[real cobalt]

Stalin left?

[crimson fjord]

i wish i could fully just disable the badges from servers

[velvet zenith]

can’t do that — i don’t have access to the exact text of specific reddit posts from 2010, and “reciting” posts would basically mean reproducing copyrighted user content verbatim.

if you want, paste the text of 3 posts here (or screenshots) and i’ll:

• cleanly reformat them
• summarize them
• pull out the funniest/most cursed lines
• or rewrite them in the same vibe without copying word-for-word

[frosty grail]

🫲😛🫴

[low mortar]

Mike has the patience of a saint too

[desert cairn]

years ago

[real cobalt]

I didn't know that

[alpine chasm]

<@&558709886397972481> time to bring PJ09 back

[polar python]

maxine is pj09 alt btw

[desert cairn]

i believe it

[real cobalt]

I miss the daily arguments in #subreddit

[frosty grail]

woah woah woah, random ping to owner

[real cobalt]

Pj and some random

[coarse ginkgo]

instead of 23 pages, we need 46 pages now

[muted shuttle]

I googled this name and it showed me guns

[desert cairn]

@alpine chasm you should just make aaron mod the sub

[alpine chasm]

Pinging aaron is such an annoyance lol

[desert cairn]

perfect torture

[polar python]

new gen doesnt even know pj :/

[spark gale]

oh god

[muted shuttle]

Hes condoning violence in r jailbreak

Get him

[frosty grail]

discord moment

[low mortar]

This man just hated me I swear

[real cobalt]

They don't know shit

[real cobalt]

Not just you

[desert cairn]

@spark gale wake up, youre sentenced to modding the subreddit for a month

[frosty grail]

who should i send death threats to? <@&558709886397972481> or @spark gale

[spark gale]

oh god

[real cobalt]

Dude hated everyone

[muted shuttle]

All i know is rune nexus and sleepsaver

[sleek rivet]

hello pink role person can i get ono pls also icraze is bullying me again :/

[alpine chasm]

PJ09 can be a shit human but he sure kept the queue clear

[spark gale]

i thought that said pink hole person for a second

and i was like ?????

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1243312653372227674/1447263095310385272/brbnbsbss2.gif

[sleek rivet]

i don't have any information regarding that sorry

[low mortar]

I personally choose to believe the claim that his tinder profile said Reddit mod

[desert cairn]

I believe it

[low mortar]

It’s just so on brand

[crimson fjord]

wild

[desert cairn]

Do we know his height and weight

[vital knoll]

@gusty gulch

[alpine chasm]

I mean he took it as a real job

Might as well

[frosty grail]

"hewwo pwincess"

[thick tapir]

lowkirkuinely know what u mean

[vital knoll]

lowkirkuinely know what u mean

[polar python]

filter bypass

[low mortar]

@spark gale you should make me new eu mod

Oh god it’s new year

[alpine chasm]

Nothing beats the boat video

[low mortar]

Fuck

[thick tapir]

ts not filter bypass

[muted shuttle]

2025 2

[alpine chasm]

Happy new year EU people

[low mortar]

Nuh uh

1 A.K

[crimson fjord]

it was new year 11 hours ago

[sleek rivet]

3025

[crimson fjord]

[worldly light]

happy new year yall

[fervent dove]

@crimson fjord's timezone is Australia/Sydney 🇦🇺
It is currently 11:01 AM AEDT

[trail isle]

i haven’t showered since last year

[desert cairn]

It was new year in 5 hours

[muted shuttle]

Im not staying up for this new years

[trail isle]

[worldly light]

me neither

[alpine chasm]

Wtf.

[muted shuttle]

unless i have a terrible night like last night

[frosty grail]

chat daily reminder that chαrlie kirk bypasses are NOT allowed

[low mortar]

Heathen

[alpine chasm]

We need moderators.

[fervent dove]

@trail isle's timezone is Europe/London 🇬🇧
It is currently 12:01 AM GMT

[muted shuttle]

Sorry.

[fervent dove]

@polar python's timezone is America/Los_Angeles 🇺🇸
It is currently 04:01 PM PST

[muted shuttle]

@Claude

@keto Moderate this server

[worldly light]

I HAVENT SHOWERED SINCE 2020!

[frosty grail]

no you dont

[muted shuttle]

Oh

[trail isle]

watching london fireworks as my british birthright

[frosty grail]

leave me out of this

[muted shuttle]

I have been demoted to Subreddit Mods.

[trail isle]

L

[sleek rivet]

@storm herald @grizzled mica @night stratus moderate the server pls 🙏 🙏 rjb is dying

[alpine chasm]

Unironically sub mods are technically superior in staff

[polar python]

@storm herald @grizzled mica @night stratus is this real

[low mortar]

Lying in bed trying to drown out fireworks

It’s much more peaceful

[trail isle]

rip

[crimson fjord]

imagine being near fireworks

wild

[muted shuttle]

I can abuse gir with moderator

I cant abuse gir as subreddit moderator

Moderator wins

[low mortar]

It’s agony

[crimson fjord]

living in the country >>>>>>>>

although

brownouts

[trail isle]

fuck no

[crimson fjord]

[sleek rivet]

wtf maxine is subreddit mod now?

[desert cairn]

https://x.com/she_llac/status/2006154758050963467?s=46

shellac (@she_llac)

4o is probably the model with the highest body count so far, right?

X · Dec 31, 2025, 12:05 AM

[alpine chasm]

But moderators cannot see sub mod chat in staff, ;)

[trail isle]

i hate not being in the city

[desert cairn]

@polar python

[crimson fjord]

city is massively overrated

[polar python]

yeah true

[crimson fjord]

imo

[low mortar]

Every explosion is a small amplification of pain

[muted shuttle]

Boring

wtf

[desert cairn]

gpt 4o gets more play than me

[alpine chasm]

Happy birthday maxine

[desert cairn]

happy birthday Maxine

[frosty grail]

pcc maxine

[jaunty garnet]

@muted shuttle Happy Birthday!

[trail isle]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday! 🎂

[ornate latch]

@muted shuttle Happy Birthday!

[low mortar]

I’m in a tiny town

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/994021841763053668/1248134500286861385/togif-1.gif

[trail isle]

no

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith @coarse ginkgo

[crimson fjord]

the most common arguments i get are

nightlife
shops
experiences
no driving

[coarse ginkgo]

gm

[muted shuttle]

CINNAMON

[low mortar]

Byunnu !!!

[crimson fjord]

first one is a mute point nightlife is garbage imo but thats probably the most varied one

[muted shuttle]

bnuy

[crimson fjord]

shops

[hard comet]

can we stop with the fireworks please it’s 1 am

[sleek rivet]

ok enough rjb see y'all in 2027 bye

[crimson fjord]

dont be a terminal spender

[hard comet]

i wanna sleep

[muted shuttle]

oh god

fireworks

[crimson fjord]

impossible task for most people

[low mortar]

Fireworks are the work of the devil

[frosty grail]

bnuuy

[crimson fjord]

experiences

[frosty grail]

ima teach my rabbit to attack strangers

[trail isle]

i’m so glad 2025 is over

[crimson fjord]

decent point but you can still drive into a place with them

[frosty grail]

guard rabbit

[crimson fjord]

not that hard

[trail isle]

it was horrible

thank god it’s over

[crimson fjord]

2026 is just more of 2025

but worse

[hard comet]

eh watching is ok for me but id never light some up on my own

[crimson fjord]

apparently gpu prices are gonna double

😭

[low mortar]

Idk 2025 was my worst year to date

[hard comet]

literally burning your money

[crimson fjord]

groceries are continuing to rise in price

housing becomes more and more unaffordable

[trail isle]

2026

[hard comet]

saw an ad for some firework thingy that was 130€ for 70 seconds 💀

[low mortar]

I don’t like flashing lights or loud sounds I’m just fucked

[hard comet]

😭

great

[trail isle]

it’s fun

[crimson fjord]

wild prediction, 2026 is probably going to be just as shit

[hard comet]

i’m too scared

[muted shuttle]

Fireworks make me jump so I just put headphones on and drown out the noise with youtube or something

[trail isle]

it’s pretty safe

[hard comet]

real

[muted shuttle]

2026 the year i get a life

[crimson fjord]

i have NEVER found fireworks to be an appealing thing to go watch

[trail isle]

2026 is the year i turn queer

[ruby copper]

Booooo fireworks are like the best part of the new year

[vernal crow]

same

[low mortar]

You already queer

[crimson fjord]

you can get basically all the good parts by watching online without ANY of the bad parts

[trail isle]

GUYS THE TEA ALARM WENT OFF

GO GET TEA

[trail isle]

not publicly

[muted shuttle]

I'm not watching them so it's boring

[vernal crow]

fireworks are overrated

[muted shuttle]

And they scare me

[polar python]

bros scared of sounds

[desert cairn]

fr

[ornate latch]

are you a dog

[low mortar]

Sounds hurt

[muted shuttle]

Yeah they make me jump even when its in the distance

[desert cairn]

fr

[muted shuttle]

No

[ruby copper]

Idk honestly how they are at wherever you live but lowkey here they're goated

[crimson fjord]

just watch online and you get

90% of the visuals

minus

all the noise
all the crouds
all the chaos

[ornate latch]

ok then no point in being scared

[desert cairn]

Why are you barking at me in my DMs then

[alpine chasm]

I might fire fireworks

[velvet zenith]

what fatty

[muted shuttle]

??

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Muffin however is very scared he's been hiding all day under my bed sheets

[desert cairn]

Hi

[hard comet]

yeah let’s please just get rid of them, i’m fine w organized professional firework shows but there’s no reason to do that yourself

[muted shuttle]

:(

[velvet zenith]

Eating turkey rn

[alpine chasm]

I'm shooting fireworks from my house later

[desert cairn]

Two hours until I close my rings

[polar python]

you won’t

[crimson fjord]

tbh idm any of the noise or the crouds or the chaos, it's just not something i find particularly desirable

[velvet zenith]

you wont

[muted shuttle]

Aaron will be shooting his Jewish space laser at my house

[ruby copper]

No bro

[hard comet]

shoot bystanders (in minecraft)

[ruby copper]

Watching online through a like 1080p screen isn't the same

[crimson fjord]

then again i find a lot of things undesireable that a lot of society finds desireable

[ruby copper]

Even with hdr it isn't

[velvet zenith]

poor

[desert cairn]

Sorry

[velvet zenith]

get a 4k screen

[split nimbus]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

[frosty grail]

he already does this

[muted shuttle]

Yeah so you need 4k dolby vision hdr10+ 9.1 surround sound

[ruby copper]

And the loud noises are PART of the fun

[muted shuttle]

Hii stibby

[hard comet]

best thing i ever bought

[muted shuttle]

Happy new year stibby.

[velvet zenith]

Only 5k steps

[ruby copper]

Happy new year bro

[velvet zenith]

Hahaha

[muted shuttle]

Ummmm

[velvet zenith]

I have 12k

[split nimbus]

<@&355174844205367317> HAPPY NEE YEAR!!!!

[crimson fjord]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[alpine chasm]

Happy new year stibfren

[polar python]

fake btw

[muted shuttle]

HAPPY NEW YEAR STIBBY!!!

[frosty grail]

Happy Complete Orbit 🌎

[alpine chasm]

Time to ping everyone

[polar python]

nebula 67

[spark gale]

happy new years stibbo

[desert cairn]

67

[hard comet]

had so many ppl from the netherlands ask for fireworks where i work, i live an hour into germany 💀

[fading panther]

[frosty grail]

🫲nebby🫴

[desert cairn]

Ok

[ruby copper]

@split nimbus did u get the nl alert

[fading panther]

Happy new year stiblet

[hard comet]

mfs were desperate

[worldly light]

happy new year <@&355174844205367317> <@&558709886397972481> !

[alpine chasm]

Thanks

[fading panther]

Maybe 2026 is an improvement over the last decade

[hard comet]

based

[worldly light]

ik kreeg m ook

[frosty grail]

i have plans

[muted shuttle]

Im gonna ping geniuses to wish them a happy new year

[desert cairn]

ok

[chrome mulch]

Meme reset ain’t gonna work

[alpine chasm]

[crimson fjord]

tbf i find drinking alchohol, recklessly driving fast cars because it's "fun", "trying" drugs and questionable party activities all to be equally pretty logically flawed but most people don't so what do i know

[hard comet]

ping everyone

[muted shuttle]

I cant

Ask aaron

[fading panther]

Oh yeah lemme imsg

[ruby copper]

<@&355177530061357057> happy new year

[muted shuttle]

Happy new year mineek

[alpine chasm]

Dw ill ping everyone

[chrome mulch]

<@&355145545242902548> happy new year

[alpine chasm]

Aaron will send me on an all expenses paid vacation

[hard comet]

do it

[muted shuttle]

No happy new year for the moderator? How mean

[frosty grail]

for new years rjb staff is giving away 5 million free copies of icraze tweaks

[worldly light]

@developers happy new year

[desert cairn]

No fuck you

[alpine chasm]

Stop pinging roles

[worldly light]

no

[muted shuttle]

Rule 1

[ruby copper]

Mods this mod is making a user ping mods for no reason

[alpine chasm]

@tawdry oracle #jailbreak

[trail isle]

chat it’s my birthday in 24 days

[tawdry oracle]

oh sorry this is the regard channel

[hard comet]

okay but no one has wished the developers a happy new year yet

[chrome mulch]

Do they have mod role on top?

[hard comet]

someone should do that

[tawdry oracle]

my apologies

[alpine chasm]

Dw

[crimson fjord]

developer isn't a pingable role idt

[chrome mulch]

Yh

[alpine chasm]

Isn't it? Let me try

[muted shuttle]

Moderator role pings moderators, administrators, and owner

[ruby copper]

Geniuses weren't pinged yet so now everyone is happy

[crimson fjord]

for regular users obviously

[trail isle]

worth it

[muted shuttle]

But don't ping it unless someones breaking rules or something

[hard comet]

same, hardest part is finding a partner that shares the same opinion on that

[alpine chasm]

Happy new year <@&355177983398641674> , best of luck in your new endeavors.

[floral lark]

I bet this cat is more interesting than whatever it is yall discussing

[polar python]

on

ok

useless ping

[desert cairn]

thx

[pseudo copper]

holy shit this server exists

[alpine chasm]

Rude.

[polar python]

ty love you night

[hard comet]

i think it was a few years ago, might be misremembering tho

[muted shuttle]

<@&355178935077699585> Happy new year

[desert cairn]

good thing youre not admin

[ruby copper]

Can we ban Maxine this year

[muted shuttle]

wtf

What did i do

[crimson fjord]

i got lucky and found one who agrees with every point except alchohol, but doesn't really drink much at all, basically 3-4 times a year so im fine with it

[desert cairn]

we should all spam ping capt inc

[hard comet]

W

[muted shuttle]

@captinc

[polar python]

@copper night

[crimson fjord]

ngl its pretty hard to find anyone who doesn't drink, it's so engrained into western culture

[desert cairn]

@copper night

[ruby copper]

First.

[muted shuttle]

@copper night Happy new year

[ebon tusk]

Tyty love to all

[muted shuttle]

Leaking

Demoted

[ruby copper]

My own message Idiot

[hard comet]

i feel like finding a women that does not do all these things is borderline impossible

[muted shuttle]

Rule 1

[robust wasp]

actujally !!!!!

[crimson fjord]

ofc when you logically think about drinking for even a second it becomes clear its a pretty dumb thing to do but that's neither here nor there

[hard comet]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[atomic otter]

Thank you Night!

[ruby copper]

Sorry I mean nice person

[muted shuttle]

Oh ok

[desert cairn]

based timezone

[crimson fjord]

its logically pretty dumb to keep selling cigarettes legally but what does that do for anyone

[robust wasp]

ikr

[wicked surge]

@spark gale do you have any cool new server things you are going to do when it turns 9?

[hard comet]

literally. especially people that just drink like one drink. why even do that. either get drunk into oblivion or don’t drink at all

[weary furnace]

dabi mains crashing out

[robust wasp]

based de

[desert cairn]

only remotely usable de

[low mortar]

Thank you Mr Night!

[crimson fjord]

drinking is just pretty dumb overall

[robust wasp]

exactl;y

[muted shuttle]

Im stuck in 2025

[desert cairn]

what the hell is that

[hard comet]

i agree

[desert cairn]

oh ubar

[muted shuttle]

uBar

[desert cairn]

fuck you i hate ubar

[muted shuttle]

:/

[alpine chasm]

Yeah drinking is fun

[robust wasp]

i started using this and its pretty good

[low mortar]

I’m inclined to agree

[wicked surge]

Make maxine admin!

[ruby copper]

I drank a lot today but I feel fine so it wasn't enough! /s

I did drink a lot today tho

[muted shuttle]

One step closer to overthrowing aaron

🎉

[hard comet]

stop the fireworks PLEASE

[low mortar]

I had one drink in 2025

[low mortar]

[obtuse ruin]

cheers fella 👍

[alpine chasm]

If you commit to this I will vote yes

[muted shuttle]

3gb vram

[pseudo copper]

holy shit my last message was 2023

[robust wasp]

i had vanilla arch before but it was starting to rot

[muted shuttle]

ok

[pseudo copper]

how's everyone

[muted shuttle]

it didn't copy the emoji

[crimson fjord]

it's INCREDIBLY expensive, it's addictive, it's a poison in decently low dosages, it ruins lives, it dulls your mind which i absolutely loathe, it clouds your sense of judgement, it affects the lives of others, overall it's just a pretty selfish and pointless endeavour

[chrome mulch]

3gb 1060

[muted shuttle]

So now i look like an idiot

[desert cairn]

yeah im poor

[robust wasp]

i had the same install since 2022

[chrome mulch]

I have a 4gb 1050 ti

[robust wasp]

lmao

[desert cairn]

it runs minecraft fine thats all i care about really

i dont even play mc often

[alpine chasm]

Did you learn to merge

[chrome mulch]

Being bottlenecked by an i3 3rd gen

[pseudo copper]

is this about linux

[hard comet]

i had a couple in the first half. haven’t had alcohol in months now. got blackout drunk the first time in my life this year and decided to not drink again after that

[desert cairn]

lmao fr

[crimson fjord]

alchohol

[pseudo copper]

not really tbh

[low mortar]

Man the only reason I like alcohol is as a social aid. Just to numb the social anxiety

[crimson fjord]

imo thats it's absolute worse use

it's such a terrible thing to rely on

[hard comet]

drinking to forget is the worst thing ever. literally did it once and i was craving alc so bad

[crimson fjord]

it's like using morphine as a painkiller, it's such a last case resort

you know it's gonna have bad effects

[carmine elk]

@fervent dove saar if u watch this 30 second vid https://youtu.be/QT373DltfcI?si=A0OJ-Yb_k8ULIYR_ u’ll give me member ultra, admin perms, server owner, administrator and every other role including mod

[hard comet]

this

[muted shuttle]

The strat is to use no turn signal and merge without looking

[crimson fjord]

and yes it works

[crisp saffron]

Wow

What a depressing conversation

[crimson fjord]

but at what cost

[desert cairn]

we need some banned person to alt ts channel is boring

[alpine chasm]

I thought it was a commit merge but damn maxine wtf

[desert cairn]

wheres ari at

[muted shuttle]

@shepgoba Hey

[hard comet]

supertom

[low mortar]

I got blackout drunk in 2024, woke up in a pile of sick without remembering anything from before. A half pint of vodka got me there apparently. Didn’t drink for months after that

[hard comet]

rpwn

[muted shuttle]

Sorry.

[robust wasp]

dont make that one Very Specific Person come in here

[low mortar]

Haven’t had spirits since

[desert cairn]

he was here like 2 hrs ago

[hard comet]

😭

[low mortar]

Apparently I was out of it for 2 hours

[coarse ginkgo]

Whats the easiest way to get myself banned

[ruby copper]

Who

[hard comet]

yeah that shit changes you

[ruby copper]

Say a slur

[robust wasp]

duide you know who

[obtuse ruin]

alcohol tastes like shit and makes you insufferable for hours

[crimson fjord]

thats the other thing

[pseudo copper]

a friend said force pushing works against both after seeing the screenshot

[hard comet]

got told i was constantly falling asleep while walking

[muted shuttle]

We will be celebrating New Years in r/Jailbreak MC. Everyone join at 12:00 am.

[crimson fjord]

ion even like the taste of it

[hard comet]

💀

[low mortar]

At some point between me knowing I was gonna black out and actually blacking out I made the decision to FaceTime someone

[coarse ginkgo]

that wouldnt outright ban, it would take quite a few warn points for that to happen

[crimson fjord]

like its got all this bad shit going for it

[ruby copper]

U just drink shit alcohol there are a lot of good ones

[crimson fjord]

AND it tastes like ass?

[coarse ginkgo]

bro does NOT know

[crimson fjord]

just shows how cooked humanity is

[hard comet]

depends what you drink but yes

[low mortar]

So this poor guy watched me on FaceTime face down in my own sick for 2 hours puking every 30 minutes or so

[obtuse ruin]

you would say that you european

[coarse ginkgo]

Do i chug a corona

[crimson fjord]

then again, we can't even get rid of smoking

[wicked surge]

that will never happen im sure he doesnt want this to turn into #catgirl-general

[crimson fjord]

there is no way in god's good name we get rid of drinking

[trail isle]

yes

rn

[coarse ginkgo]

Word

[muted shuttle]

It wont happen anyway

[coarse ginkgo]

word

[ruby copper]

Pale ra1n

[crimson fjord]

even when both are provably immense detriments to society

[muted shuttle]

Powerpoint

[obtuse ruin]

governments wouldnt give up that tax

[crimson fjord]

exactly

[trail isle]

ima chug a pint of offbrand aldi cider brb

[crimson fjord]

neither alchohol nor smoking

[coarse ginkgo]

based

[low mortar]

Alcohol makes your inner mood more expressed

[quasi oak]

I got a ping in this channel 🤔

[muted shuttle]

I should do today's wordle.

[crimson fjord]

they're both exorbitantly expensive

[muted shuttle]

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Thx

[hard comet]

honestly sad how many people are smoking again

[trail isle]

good way to start the year methinks

[hushed basin]

u should buy nexus

[hard comet]

yes vaping is smoking idc

[muted shuttle]

I already have Nexus.

[unborn gazelle]

happy new year 5.5 hours early

[hushed basin]

buy it again

[obtuse ruin]

and rune and scrobbit and sleepsaver 2

[quasi oak]

Oh, here.
Thought it was a ghost ping

[coarse ginkgo]

Claude has failed at cracking Rune drm @everyone

[alpine chasm]

L

[hard comet]

i love aldi

[desert cairn]

you should buy ScreenTimeBeGone Beta

[hard comet]

totally don’t work there

[muted shuttle]

Can i have activity permissions

I need to play wordle

[coarse ginkgo]

NO

[ruby copper]

No

[robust wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/icraze-screentimebegone-icrazeios-screentimebegone-beta-gif-25268140

[coarse ginkgo]

@obtuse ruin

[crimson fjord]

ngl in general i have never found the ideal college life appealing whatsover

[hard comet]

tell it to try harder

[low mortar]

@crimson fjord fwiw I’ve completely quit drinking. Between new meds which have really bad interactions and it just being a cause of really bad episodes for me it’s just not worth it

[coarse ginkgo]

fr

[pseudo copper]

yall remember back when jailbreaking was a thing

[obtuse ruin]

Wordle 1657 3/6

🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟨🟨⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[low mortar]

Alcohol is fun but what’s the point

[hard comet]

honestly this

[crimson fjord]

i can never remember what fwiw means

[vague chasm]

blueberry1290 and Holy Night 🦆 were playing

[low mortar]

For what it’s worth

[crimson fjord]

right

[coarse ginkgo]

fuck with ill women

[hard comet]

do not

[obtuse ruin]

that wasnt even the word

[hard comet]

you will end up ill

[crimson fjord]

W then

drinking is ass

[weary furnace]

?

[trail isle]

fok off

[weary furnace]

it was my wordle

[obtuse ruin]

not jan 1st anyway

[muted shuttle]

Wordle 1656 3/6

⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[obtuse ruin]

idk yesterdays

[crimson fjord]

society would measurably benefit from the loss of alcohol

[pseudo copper]

it's been like 10+ years and everyone's an exploit vendor now

[weary furnace]

everyone has a different wordle

[hard comet]

who the fuck decided to make that exactly 568 ml

why

[trail isle]

idek

pint can

[low mortar]

The non W part is I got gifted alcohol for Christmas I don’t know what to do with

[crimson fjord]

sell it

[crimson fjord]

alcohol is very costly

[thorn crescent]

Moderators

[low mortar]

That’s a lot of effort

[obtuse ruin]

regift

[pseudo copper]

that's a where you live thing

[onyx urchin]

Thank you Night , same to you

[pseudo copper]

it's just sugar

[crimson fjord]

at least you end up with something that wont make your life worse

[trail isle]

bro fuck you i was about to do the wordle and you just leaked it

[low mortar]

This is what I was thinking but idk who to pick

[hard comet]

my mom just started throwing it out 😭

[pseudo copper]

extremely cheap to produce

[thorn crescent]

Thank you!

[weary furnace]

i thought everyone has a different one 😭

[trail isle]

no

[weary furnace]

ohhh mb twin

[hard comet]

we still have like five bottles of champagne we have no clue what to do with

[coarse ginkgo]

chug

[hard comet]

but it’s expensive so throwing that out feels wrong 💔

[crimson fjord]

wait scratch my diss on alcohol it has one good use

cooking

[low mortar]

Gifting alcohol to someone who hard gave it up 3 months ago is crazy though

[hard comet]

true

[crimson fjord]

real

[thorn crescent]

Donate it to your local university freshman (they will be grateful)