general

[teal bramble]

this bum doesnt have instant payouts tho

[low mortar]

i know this part

[teal bramble]

Bro hasnt made $2k

[low mortar]

i was more wondering what they were doing 😭

[teal bramble]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂 😂

[untold helm]

Imagine

[low mortar]

respectable tbh

[teal bramble]

she has loving parents that care for him btw

parent then

@ornate latch God bless claude code

[ornate latch]

@ornate latch God bless claude code

[silk viper]

Happy new year boys

[low mortar]

so like, people with parents shouldnt have a job?

[untold helm]

@low mortar should I try to do my i7 iMac upgrade rn or wait till next year

[low mortar]

i dont get what your point is

[teal bramble]

no i'm saying she lives with his parents & gets food on her table daily

mapleai is just a side gig

[pulsar hatch]

@modest cosmos so i found a tutorial

[teal bramble]

· Concocting...

[pulsar hatch]

but idk if it will work

[teal bramble]

Thanks

[teal bramble]

That's awesome!

[silk viper]

New year’s fireworks

[teal bramble]

terrorist attack

[silk viper]

Lmao

[low mortar]

either way so what

[ornate latch]

Yo bro run thats isis

[teal bramble]

You don't understand its ok

[pulsar hatch]

@modest cosmos i tried it and it broke my phone 😡 why would you suggest hammerjb

[low mortar]

i feel like i do

[desert cairn]

😡

[pulsar hatch]

this is the first tutorial i saw

[low mortar]

but i dont wanna describe my situation lmao

[untold helm]

Why should I use maple ai over void ai

[teal bramble]

you don't

[ornate latch]

Do you have suicidal tendencies

If yes

Use maple ai

[jaunty garnet]

use maple

[low mortar]

how can you say that though

[teal bramble]

very little context

[pulsar hatch]

what is efn guys my friends keep sending it 😭

[low mortar]

maybe

[ornate latch]

Say it pussy

[untold helm]

it pussy

[ornate latch]

Thanks

[jaunty garnet]

Sileo dev

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-discord-gif-2555097501834138366

[untold helm]

cheesy ass car

[teal bramble]

sileo edv

[jaunty garnet]

🌚

[untold helm]

edv

Took bro a minute

[jaunty garnet]

👀

@finite turret Yo man lets tap in and make some packages 👀 📦 📲

[ornate latch]

@finite turret Yo man lets tap in and make some packages 👀 📦 📲

[obtuse ruin]

@finite turret https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1447263565668024492/brbnbsbss2.gif

[silk viper]

Ask ur mom she’s gonna run it

[pulsar hatch]

@Fermin Yo man lets tap in and make some packages 👀 📦 📲 (but the best and said the loudest)

[ornate latch]

What

[low mortar]

nuh uh. its worse. they're british malware

[ornate latch]

bro just saying shit

[teal bramble]

Does anybody have a nvidia gpu above gtx 1660

[foggy lion]

wen eta ios 10 untethered 32bit jailbreak

[untold helm]

No

[foggy lion]

ok buddy

[teal bramble]

Yall suck

[foggy lion]

yes

[desert cairn]

no im poor

[pulsar hatch]

gtx 1661

[low mortar]

somehow

[teal bramble]

😂

[spark yacht]

I have gtx 1660 super

[low mortar]

I have a 3080 and a 1660 super

[ornate latch]

Yeah thats not above it

[coarse ginkgo]

go my little claude

[ornate latch]

it's basically the same thing

[spark yacht]

It is a higher end model

[pulsar hatch]

i have a 1661 super hah

[teal bramble]

can u hop on minecraf and test a mod . . .

[spark yacht]

Faster clock speeds

[low mortar]

no 🧌

[teal bramble]

:/

[lavish dew]

i have a NVIDIA GeForce GT 650M 1 GB

[copper tendon]

disabled

[ornate latch]

yeah but it's the same GPU with just extra shit

[teal bramble]

i can just

[ornate latch]

and different speeds

[teal bramble]

send the src

[hardy pendant]

Hey, has anyone here had success with Sandcastle or PMOS? I also want to know if it's possible to have complete control over network connections on IOS, including blocking connections to Apple servers (iPhone XR IOS 13.3 MRYT2VC/A)

[teal bramble]

and amler can compile with Gradle!

[lavish dew]

please send your old gpus

[coarse ginkgo]

@teal bramble how much fps do you get with nvidium ? now able to beat my 8yo gpu with your 5070 ?

[low mortar]

its not that, im just really comfy in bed waiting for painkillers to hit i dont wanna have to go to my desk and boot up mc rn 😭

[teal bramble]

it reduces my fps instead of boosting

[untold helm]

You can probably do a DNS configuration that blocks it

[coarse ginkgo]

lmfao

[teal bramble]

i need someone before blackwell architecture

[ornate latch]

ignore this btw @hardy pendant

[short atlas]

gbzin

[teal bramble]

Thanks

[coarse ginkgo]

i have a tesla m40

[teal bramble]

is this portugese @ornate latch

[ornate latch]

yes

[proven moss]

My aunt was ignoring me this whole time

[teal bramble]

Awesome!

[ornate latch]

it's a Brazilian inbred infant posting their Free Fire settings

or whatever

[teal bramble]

Ah ok nvidium is completely useless

[foggy lion]

jailbreak

[copper tendon]

how

[foggy lion]

wen jailbreak

[teal bramble]

blackwell is so shit for shaders

[low mortar]

@trail isle

[foggy lion]

im just saying the word cro

[teal bramble]

or maybe not the entire blackwell line up

[copper tendon]

[teal bramble]

5070 atleast

[foggy lion]

will this trigger the bot

hmm

i see

😭

[copper tendon]

yea basically, everyone who says they're moving to something else is just a clown

[untold helm]

That will

[coarse ginkgo]

can i jailbreak my iphone 69 on ios 420

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/nowhere-desert-highway-gif-13971394

bluesky

[coarse ginkgo]

Chunk dump length: 2243
First 50 bytes hex: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Expected sections: 24

what is he even doing atp

[teal bramble]

nulling ur data

[coarse ginkgo]

fr

[teal bramble]

@desert cairn I'm adding CUDA to minecraft

God bless.

No

Thank you

[coarse ginkgo]

[ornate latch]

Projection guys

[copper tendon]

god i wish macs had rtx gpus instead of the gpu cores on m chips

[teal bramble]

the voidai allegations are getting CRAZY....

[coarse ginkgo]

sorry

[desert cairn]

fr

[coarse ginkgo]

40 mins till new years

[green bramble]

Now playing - https://voidai.app

Bad News

Kanye West • 808s & Heartbreak

192625 total scrobbles

[coarse ginkgo]

time to chug another corona

[teal bramble]

im surprised minecraft unfucked f3 that it doesnt plummet the fps anymore

Online learning helps Janesville teen with autism follow passion

bro

@modest cosmos add me on ur main

i have crazy shit to tell u

wtf

[desert cairn]

boooo timeout

[teal bramble]

noo

[copper tendon]

i wanna overclock my mac display to 144hz

[ashen basin]

wtf

[low mortar]

😭

[trail isle]

mhm

[ashen basin]

Damn stranger things finally ends in 3 1/2 hours

[teal bramble]

finally

[dry laurel]

Good new season the weakest anyhow

[teal bramble]

@desert cairn what's ur average fps without shaders

[desert cairn]

Like 500

[teal bramble]

im like 99% sure blackwell opengl drivers are fucked

[teal bramble]

dude i get 500

????

[desert cairn]

Lmao

I use fabulously optimized idk

[teal bramble]

yes

same

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[polar python]

Ok

[jaunty garnet]

[[.fm]]

[teal bramble]

iq

[low mortar]

Omni dev

[teal bramble]

bless

[teal bramble]

@ruby copper It's today.

[polar python]

67

[teal bramble]

noo

[trail isle]

@ruby copper It's today.

[desert cairn]

wait yeah arent u on ancient ass drivers

[polar python]

@ruby copper It's today.

[desert cairn]

labscore death

[polar python]

true

[teal bramble]

581 -> 591

that's not really ancient :/

[low mortar]

Oh

[trail isle]

oh

[low mortar]

🫠

[teal bramble]

yea barely made a dent

[wicked surge]

otterBleh

[low mortar]

Otter

[wicked surge]

yo

amy

[vernal crow]

https://tenor.com/view/xinyu-soap-triples-gif-4415056448182933194

[wicked surge]

i use to eat soap everytime i swore

well my mom use to make me

[vernal crow]

lol

soap so yummy

[wicked surge]

what kind?

[vernal crow]

nah I’m kidding wait you actually ate soap?? 😭

[wicked surge]

lmao yes my mom use to make me as a punishment for swearing

[vernal crow]

wtf 😭

how did it taste

[wicked surge]

ew

nasty

[vocal plinth]

It is a refined taste

[sleek rivet]

what rhe fuck do you mean it is 2026

i hate numbers

[vocal plinth]

Just close your eyes the numbers don’t exist then

[wicked surge]

hi rolex

[vocal plinth]

Hello

[wicked surge]

hru

[vernal crow]

ur from the future omg

[sleek rivet]

2026 sucks, it's basically 2025 with a different name

still waiting for the dlc

i hope it isn't a scam like 2020

[vocal plinth]

Fine going to a Swedish House Mafia concert for the New Year

[wicked surge]

oh awesome!

hope you have fun

[vocal plinth]

Yep I will probably be high as a kite but it will be fun

[obtuse ruin]

i mean twitter locks my account whenever i interact with anything at all

so mastodon it is

[wicked surge]

Nice!

[vernal crow]

rip

[wicked surge]

icrze

how is meg

[obtuse ruin]

does trdb exist in 2026

[obtuse ruin]

screaming at HP printer

[sleek rivet]

i mean

not exactly

[narrow crown]

umm is that what i think it is

[sleek rivet]

you can't make new reviews

[wicked surge]

lmao

[obtuse ruin]

what

[narrow crown]

tr db???

[obtuse ruin]

tweak review

[sleek rivet]

don't use twitter

easy

bluesky is nice

[obtuse ruin]

bluesky is full of the internet's most insufferable people

[sleek rivet]

mastodon also seemed nice but i had choice paralysis so i still don't have a mastodon account

[low mortar]

Hi kitty

[sleek rivet]

too many instances

[obtuse ruin]

procursus.social

[sleek rivet]

and twitter is the nicest place on earth

[narrow crown]

sorry thought you were talking about something else

[obtuse ruin]

didnt say nice. just not insufferable

[narrow crown]

hi amy

[wicked surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015931590741872712/1169845631347593257/attachment-10.gif

[narrow crown]

my ex finally texted

[low mortar]

LMFAO

[sleek rivet]

idk i think my feed has okay people

[low mortar]

Good or bad

[sleek rivet]

70% of it is art accounts though i think i have a problem

[narrow crown]

ehh it gave me some closure

[crisp saffron]

procursus.social

ez

[wicked surge]

Hi Nooka happy new years

[low mortar]

That’s always good

[narrow crown]

she apologized for how she ended it. but i get the feeling she regrets ending it but tbh i can live with it

[wicked surge]

@low mortar is it 2026 for you yet

[sleek rivet]

if it isn't hosted on aaron's iphone 6s plugged into a wall somewhere 24/7 i'm not joining

[low mortar]

No

[ruby copper]

@sleek rivet

Wtf

Bro has his yearly appearance

[low mortar]

I’m hoping I’m asleep before 2026

I’m in fucking agony

[wicked surge]

🙁

[low mortar]

2 hours to sleep before the fireworks

[sleek rivet]

it's been 1 hour and my new year's resolution of never joining rjb again is already ruined

[ruby copper]

In 1 hour for me

23:03 rn

[sleek rivet]

keep up

[ruby copper]

I'm lowkey drunk

[wicked surge]

Happy New Beerys for you

[crisp saffron]

it's hayden so

[low mortar]

Idk how to feel about apologies. It depends how it’s framed

[trail isle]

i still don’t know who procursus is

[trail isle]

secret collective

[ruby copper]

Mf said who

[crisp saffron]

nonjailbreaker detected

[low mortar]

Kate is too new gen

[low mortar]

Wait

That’s crazy

[narrow crown]

idk im like. its nice to know im not the only one who agonized over it! doesnt mean im gonna get back with her though

[trail isle]

before like june i hadn’t touched this shit since ios 10

[frosty grail]

@crisp saffron @low mortar @spark gale tfw theres a mention of HDMI in the epstein files

[low mortar]

Jailbreaking is so dead the new gen’s just don’t jailbreak

Is this a new low for r/jb

[trail isle]

i know the repo

[sleek rivet]

was displayport on the island

or just hdmi

[frosty grail]

whats jailbreaking

[trail isle]

i know the japanese guy

[frosty grail]

both

[obtuse ruin]

weird way to spell HDML

[ruby copper]

I have a procursus.social I think

[frosty grail]

icraze appears in the epstein files 376 times

[low mortar]

I wouldn’t get back together with someone after that

[sleek rivet]

i heard that you had to show you had rune on your phone to enter

[obtuse ruin]

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

[narrow crown]

thats what im saying!

[low mortar]

@crisp saffron send help

[crisp saffron]

21c/43% humidity

[ruby copper]

Yes

[low mortar]

Tbh I feel quite warm

[crisp saffron]

i'm wearing a dressing gown rn

[sleek rivet]

can i buy your mastodon handle for 5¢

[low mortar]

Based tbh

[low mortar]

https://fixupx.com/sirajahashmi/status/2006387822618378694?s=46

Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi)

Andrew Tate’s attorney:

Quoting Andrew Tate (@Cobratate)
︀
Why did I bother human trafficking when I should have just opened a Somali daycare

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FixupX · Dec 31, 2025, 3:31 PM

[coarse wedge]

We need the meme reset

ASAP

And also, happy new year everybody.

[green sequoia]

ios 26 jb when

[chrome mulch]

iOS 18 jb when

[green sequoia]

(my newest phone runs up to ios 16)

[chrome mulch]

Mines goes up to iOS 18

I just want someone to jb the XR

[obtuse ruin]

hey same

with a cuppa

[half compass]

Happy new year my netizens

[thick tapir]

yippee i love working on nye

and new years day

[chrome mulch]

Still in nye

[thick tapir]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7sb7n4E1vw 💀

[green sequoia]

wtf is that carrier name 🙏

i thought my carrier name was goofy

[trail isle]

english

welcome to giffgaff voicemail

[green sequoia]

mine's vivo

it just means alive in portuguese

[frosty grail]

i have numerous slurs primed and on standby

[obtuse ruin]

dm @desert cairn

[chrome mulch]

3G ain’t shut off yet

[crisp saffron]

my finger is primed and ready on the n key

[low mortar]

Giffgaff

[trail isle]

nuh uh

[candid kettle]

[low mortar]

Real carriers

[rich dune]

Can you explain it then

[trail isle]

ee rich

so expensive

[crisp saffron]

nah

[low mortar]

Not if ur a student

[frosty grail]

no

[crisp saffron]

if u have ee wifi its cheap

[rich dune]

why

[trail isle]

hmm

[low mortar]

Or that

[trail isle]

vpn

[low mortar]

Tailscale

[trail isle]

hm

[low mortar]

Is on 24/7

[crisp saffron]

🗣️ TAILSCALE MENTIONED

[frosty grail]

killeth thineself (kts)

[green sequoia]

talk about some good mobile networks

[trail isle]

i have cf tunnel so i do not need

[thick tapir]

lowkey why are we setting goals for 2026 why dont we set goals for 2025

[obtuse ruin]

did apple ever fix the issue of random traffic not being routed through a vpn

[crisp saffron]

permanently cease conciousness

[low mortar]

I doubt it

[frosty grail]

@glacial valve @obtuse ruin @desert cairn @winter meadow

[frosty grail]

pcc

[obtuse ruin]

pcc

[obtuse ruin]

agreed

[crisp saffron]

pc 2

[frosty grail]

private cloud compute

[thick tapir]

like i feel like nye should be dedicated to finishing the year not starting the new one

[low mortar]

Tailscale + Mullvad though

Pretty peak

[crisp saffron]

cf tunnels is for POSERS

[trail isle]

my nas makes a new one every time it disconnects

[frosty grail]

pc²

[trail isle]

pmo

[obtuse ruin]

pirate canadian code (@mortal impware)

[low mortar]

• Tailscale client on Apple TV

[crisp saffron]

what the fuck are you doing for this to happen

[frosty grail]

pirate crazeware code

[low mortar]

What manner of misconfig have you done

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1447263565668024492/brbnbsbss2.gif

[trail isle]

i do not remember

[trail isle]

i will check

[frosty grail]

time to update the gif

[velvet zenith]

Hi nooka

There is an alt in jailbreak channel rn

👍

[low mortar]

Are you running it in a docker container with no persistence

[crisp saffron]

What do you want

[velvet zenith]

Im being a snitch

[twilit echo]

Hello, happy new year! ✨

[low mortar]

So every time the device boots it becomes a new container

[trail isle]

ok i have no idea

all i know is it’s running in docker

and my dad turns off the internet every night so it makes a new one fucking daily

[crisp saffron]

to be fair you shouldn’t run it in docker

just run it off the host

[half compass]

Happy new year

[trail isle]

[carmine elk]

I got my own s school

[thick tapir]

this how ts got me feeling

[olive helm]

holy bots

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[frosty grail]

@obtuse ruin

[obtuse ruin]

mods

[frosty grail]

hi

[obtuse ruin]

wrong font idiot

[velvet zenith]

based

[frosty grail]

pcc

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!

[carmine elk]

MODS PIRATISM

[frosty grail]

@obtuse ruin now die

[obtuse ruin]

@spark gale anti havoc post

[velvet zenith]

Why do the images look like shit

Fix it

[spark gale]

Mods

[ruby copper]

@hexed lily gm

[frosty grail]

crazeware

[obtuse ruin]

@rick gm

[frosty grail]

hi

[velvet zenith]

No

[spark gale]

Havoc slander is banned

To the highest degree

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Hey fuck you buddy

[frosty grail]

havoc banter

[hexed lily]

Gm gm! Happy New Year all!

[velvet zenith]

Youre not supposed to have your exercise ring filled

[frosty grail]

havoc nagila @spark gale

[ruby copper]

34 minutes 🙏

[velvet zenith]

Mines not filled because i keep my left hand on the fuckin cart bro

[spark gale]

Not false

[spark gale]

Bro is 6 hours early

[desert cairn]

I went for a run and a walk

[frosty grail]

havoc nagila,
havoc nagila
havoc nagila,

pirate icraze tweaks 🎶

[velvet zenith]

mines only half filled because i be keeping my left hand on the cart and my right hand has a phone

[desert cairn]

Start the exercise manually ??

[hexed lily]

I’m in corporate mode lol I’ve been saying it all day when someone talks to me

[velvet zenith]

im not starting it manually every time i go to do a picking run

Stupid ass idiot

[desert cairn]

Ohhh I thought you are moving the whole time

[velvet zenith]

Still got a higher move goal

[half compass]

Is that a hawk tuah

[obtuse ruin]

i think gir should say https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1447263565668024492/brbnbsbss2.gif to counteract

[desert cairn]

What the goal is the same

[velvet zenith]

No i be pausing for like 10 to 15 seconds every 10 to 15 seconds

Sometimes longer if im waiting for a department

[velvet zenith]

dumbass

[desert cairn]

What

[fervent dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1447263565668024492/brbnbsbss2.gif

[velvet zenith]

Not talking about the goal itself

[desert cairn]

You said the goal

[velvet zenith]

I just got more calories burnt than you

Stupid ass

[frosty grail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1447263565668024492/brbnbsbss2.gif

[obtuse ruin]

i'm liking this moderation

[desert cairn]

(rare)

[frosty grail]

go pcc yourself

[obtuse ruin]

mods

[frosty grail]

hi

[desert cairn]

@frosty grail 🔑

[manic tulip]

Now we've won

[frosty grail]

👁️

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith 👁️

[manic tulip]

Wtf

[velvet zenith]

pirate ding

[muted shuttle]

pirate ding

[manic tulip]

I filtered it, shitass regex

[frosty grail]

prpnpsps2

[silk viper]

Imagine if Ubisoft banned all the players

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle

30 more minutes

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper

Ohhh

True

[frosty grail]

mineexine

maxeek

[manic tulip]

How does a platform get hacked this badly

[frosty grail]

nebumaxeek

[untold helm]

mrhdmline

[frosty grail]

maxeekbula

[untold helm]

maxhdml

[ornate latch]

ebola

[frosty grail]

ebolaids

[untold helm]

MongoDB

[vocal plinth]

@polar python Your resoluition should be to vibe code Omni for AndroidTV or put it in a shitty electron wrapper app and ship it that way

[ornate latch]

@polar python Your resoluition should be to vibe code Omni for AndroidTV or put it in a shitty electron wrapper app and ship it that way

[manic tulip]

Another win for mongodb

[velvet zenith]

Android fucking sucks

[vocal plinth]

So does your mother but I still enjoy her either way

[obtuse ruin]

hbd @muted shuttle

brbnbsbss2

[velvet zenith]

Shes 6 feet under asshole

[desert cairn]

mongo\

[obtuse ruin]

wilma reference

[manic tulip]

Another incredible win for mongodb

[velvet zenith]

Hi

[manic tulip]

Bruh 💀

[desert cairn]

Hello

[velvet zenith]

Do i test the fix

[desert cairn]

no just push it

[desert cairn]

as god intended

[vocal plinth]

Oh you haven't heard of necrophilla unfortunately I guess

[obtuse ruin]

doubt it tho sadly

[velvet zenith]

Time to wait 10 mijnutyes for it to build

[obtuse ruin]

16player vs scrubble

[frosty grail]

16player mentioned

the frenchie awakens

[trail isle]

@glacial valve

[obtuse ruin]

he knows

[vocal plinth]

edit it so people don't think I am fucking a certain type of beetles

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[glacial valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1315473140209553408/caption.gif

[desert cairn]

idownloadblog dm too apparently

[frosty grail]

idownloadblog still exists?

[vocal plinth]

Apparently

[obtuse ruin]

(bc it doesnt)

[alpine chasm]

Yo wtf can I order 10

[obtuse ruin]

you can order 10 icrazewares now from havoc

[mortal imp]

I hate it when people pirate my free and open source software

[obtuse ruin]

good.

i will keep doing it

[mortal imp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1052374999148793946/1433888158403006496/attachment.gif

[fallow crest]

Guys

[thick tapir]

when will slurs be allowed again

[wild olive]

Now

[trail isle]

why are you compelled to say slurs

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1340438276443734129/1454763099222446121/image0.gif

[thick tapir]

cuz i want to

and its fun :V:

shit app

✌️

[trail isle]

debatable

[thick tapir]

not

[jaunty garnet]

literally just an ls command

[low mortar]

I like some slurs

[jaunty garnet]

fake

[fallow crest]

Damn you can read

[wild olive]

I like them all equally ❤️‍🩹

[jaunty garnet]

@trail isle

[thick tapir]

clr gtr 🙏

yuno ball

[teal bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-10061070920122192479

[low mortar]

https://x.com/meatsweatmcgee/status/2006130923754918338?s=46

mackenzie✨️ (@meatsweatmcgee)

pros of having long curly hair:
-looks nice

cons:
- everything else about it

X · Dec 30, 2025, 10:30 PM

[thick tapir]

10/10

[teal bramble]

@lunar nest

[thick tapir]

top tier ball knowledge

[trail isle]

cuz it doesn’t point anywhere

[jaunty garnet]

💔

my hair doesnt grow fast enough

[thick tapir]

having long hair in general just sucks ass

[thick tapir]

my hair grows moderately fast

[trail isle]

does estrogen make your hair grow faster or slower i keep getting mixed answers

[jaunty garnet]

why tf do you have reply ping off

[low mortar]

Pros:

• it looks good

Cons:

• 2 hour wash time

[jaunty garnet]

i would assume it doesnt matter

[low mortar]

Yes actually

[jaunty garnet]

[thick tapir]

cuz i want to

[jaunty garnet]

i wish there was a fun rhythm game

that i didnt have to make myself

[low mortar]

Hair grows differently on E

[jaunty garnet]

how

is that possible

[trail isle]

bro what

fym yes

[jaunty garnet]

what the fuck did i just open

[low mortar]

Estrogen makes hair grow in stronger and faster

And stops you from getting male pattern baldness

[trail isle]

triple click power button

[trail isle]

i thought it made it softer

i’m getting opposite answers

[low mortar]

It’s less coarse

But generally stronger

Like

[thick tapir]

my hair now vs like 10 months ago. so lowkey average growth rate

[low mortar]

It’s not as course but is more resistant to shit

T2 restricts blood flow to your scalp which suffocates your hair follicles which is what causes male pattern baldness

[trail isle]

i’m staying inside for 10 months

[trail isle]

of course you just know this

[wild olive]

Chopped

[thick tapir]

real but we ball yk?

[low mortar]

With the removal of androgens, blood flow to the scalp increases. Follicles that had been lost to male pattern baldness may reactivate, causing some return of the hairline and a filling-in of bald spots. Scalp hair becomes thicker and follicles grow stronger, allowing hair to grow to longer lengths.

With this thickening, curliness may become more pronounced, and a change in hair color may also occur. You might find your hair taking on a texture more like your mother’s than your father’s.

[polar python]

@desert cairn is 6 months on e

[desert cairn]

fake

[half compass]

Penis sex

[polar python]

sorry 7 months

[trail isle]

i am androgenphobic

new word dropped

[low mortar]

It is not at all unheard of for a transgender person to experience a change in their sexual orientation with transition. This is almost always the result of the removal of self-imposed mental barriers, but hormone therapy often plays a role in that removal. In most cases this simply involves an expansion of ones attraction, from monosexual to bi/pansexual, but some people also discover that their attraction was largely rooted in self-interest and that their true attraction is reversed.

[untold helm]

Average r/jb member

[lyric spear]

happy new year gng

[chrome mulch]

1 hour to go

[untold helm]

Maybe I’m bi because a lack of testosterone

[copper tendon]

you either lack both or have too much of both

[lyric spear]

what is bi

[civic cosmos]

Only 1 hour?

It’s like 6:01pm for me

[copper tendon]

bisexual, you like both genders

[lyric spear]

ohh ok

[copper tendon]

what the hell is pansexual

[untold helm]

All genders, usually without preference or caring at all

usually bisexuals have a preference/lean

[copper tendon]

i see

[carmine elk]

OMG GUYS ITS 2026 ALREADY

I STARTED THE GREATE TECH RESET

[untold helm]

Not yet for me

9 more hours

[carmine elk]

Fuckass ai

my grandma sent me this

[polar python]

tuff

[desert cairn]

fr

[copper tendon]

fuck 2026, we in 2025 forever

[desert cairn]

2027 will be my year

[glacial valve]

Happy new year

@chilly bear

It’s midnight

[copper tendon]

2020 was my year

i miss 2020

[trail isle]

the last one

[low mortar]

Are you scared you’ll like men

[trail isle]

i do already

.

[low mortar]

😭

[copper tendon]

just find 1 person you like and stay with them forever

[low mortar]

Poor soul

[copper tendon]

a challenge that seems to be impossible for gen z

[crimson fjord]

Damn this is a pretty good experience on a8 on iOS 12

[copper tendon]

let alone finding someone in the first place

[trail isle]

what the freak is that font tho

[crimson fjord]

The default one...?

Literally iOS’s system don’t

Font*

[copper tendon]

is this an old ass discord version

[trail isle]

something looks wrong

idk

[trail isle]

it’s his new one

[crimson fjord]

No...?

[low mortar]

This is unbelievably hard when it’s not a straight relationship 😭

[trail isle]

i think

[crimson fjord]

It’s a custom client

[copper tendon]

its unbelievably hard if you're a normal male and that

but yea if you're not straight that basically eliminates 99% of the population lol

which is rough

[crimson fjord]

Damn 60hz feels terrible after using a 120hz phone

Why does desktop not feel like this

Wild

[copper tendon]

i think straight women would be more inclinded to date trans women or men more than a guy would

[low mortar]

Why would a straight woman date a trans woman

[hardy pendant]

You're cute

[coarse wedge]

Happy new year.

[copper tendon]

i think theyd def be more open to it than a straight guy

[low mortar]

But

That would make them a lesbian

[trail isle]

gay

[copper tendon]

yea so

you can still like women if you become a woman

[low mortar]

Therefore they wouldn’t be straight

[trail isle]

still gay

[low mortar]

You can’t be straight and a lesbian

[copper tendon]

yea but i feel like women would be more inclinded to try that out

[thick tapir]

im a minor

[copper tendon]

i feel like women are more sexually fluid than men

[coarse ginkgo]

@desert cairn did you receive your hrt yet

[trail isle]

i cannot see myself being in a relationship with a woman

[copper tendon]

like you'd have a better chance turning a woman lesbian/bi than turning a guy gay/bi

[desert cairn]

I forgot what Twitter post I copied so if it's not rjb safe it's your fault https://x.com/twocents/status/2006459882611126455?s=46

twocents (@twocents)

X · Dec 31, 2025, 8:18 PM

oh ok

[hardy pendant]

Oh, well you're still cute in a platonic way, unless that still makes you uncomfortable

[low mortar]

Ok but counter point, guys suck

[trail isle]

i’m aware

[low mortar]

I don’t think this makes it any better

[copper tendon]

the majority of women and men suck so

[trail isle]

majority of people suck

[coarse ginkgo]

{"addr":"0x359778","code":null,"error":"Decompilation failed at 0x359778 (address: 0x359778)"}

cooked

[crimson fjord]

Indeed

[copper tendon]

true

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Have u cracked her yet

[coarse ginkgo]

@velvet zenith Have u cracked her yet

[copper tendon]

he has not

[low mortar]

I don’t suck!

[vocal plinth]

Alright see y'all next year. Hope you all have a good New Year adios

[crimson fjord]

Tho tbf life kinda sucks overall rn especially w cost of living

[hardy pendant]

Okay well you aren't the person I was talking to

[copper tendon]

you love clapping back at everyone

no matter who they are

[ornate latch]

Hey buddy its his free will

[copper tendon]

😭

[trail isle]

this conversation is getting concerningly freakier

[hardy pendant]

Why wouldn't I?

[obtuse ruin]

[coarse ginkgo]

Rune crack eta s0n @everyone

[crimson fjord]

bruh not another brownout

[low mortar]

Ugh did you see the price of meds just went up

[crimson fjord]

ffs

[copper tendon]

because right now you're seen as someone who thinks minors are cute and dont seem to really care

[crimson fjord]

i cant even get my meds

[ornate latch]

Hey i think we found out why he wants to be private

[jaunty garnet]

wtf did I open discord to

[crimson fjord]

they wont give me a new script cus my doctor is sick and theres supply chain issues

[copper tendon]

so clapping back at someone who said that doesnt make it any better probably isnt a great look for you

[hardy pendant]

Cool, puppies are cute too

[desert cairn]

Doesn't icraze drm crash ida

[crimson fjord]

im having to ration the remains of what i have

sucks ass

[copper tendon]

oh so you're doubling down

[hardy pendant]

Your opinion is irrelevant

[obtuse ruin]

you use rust

[low mortar]

Fucking sucks man

[velvet zenith]

Not if you have enough ram

[ornate latch]

@hardy pendant Hey buddy do you wanna be private because you like kids

[crimson fjord]

currently im taking my older lower dosage pills

which don't work nearly as well

[coarse ginkgo]

runs fine for now

[hardy pendant]

Does saying puppies are cute mean I am interested in them romantically?

[desert cairn]

probably for your kind

[coarse ginkgo]

codex crashed ida several times, claude been cooking non-stop

[crimson fjord]

they at least let me think somewhat properly but i still can't really do tasks that require super critical thinking

[low mortar]

I have a box of “emergency anti detox” pills in a cupboard saved

[crimson fjord]

54mg -> 36mg

[polar python]

itsa me dominic frye mama mia

[copper tendon]

you said they are cute too which implies you also think minors are cute

[crimson fjord]

quite a big difference

[velvet zenith]

itsa me dominic frye mama mia

[obtuse ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-spare-change-spare-some-change-begging-poor-gif-18999842

[hardy pendant]

Nope, it's disgusting that you would imply that just because you're mad about losing an argument

[desert cairn]

itsa me joseph steckler mama mia

[crimson fjord]

and idek how long these 36mg pills will last tbh

[hardy pendant]

Answer the question

[ornate latch]

buddy you're the one who thinks minors are cute not me

[polar python]

minions are cute

[copper tendon]

no but your statement does

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-bob-minions-bob-teddy-bob-bob-minions-teddy-gif-22498466

[desert cairn]

No they aren't

[hardy pendant]

You're a weird little sociopath, huh

[spark yacht]

Probably yes

[true plover]

You look like a Kyle

[polar python]

Ur a hater dumb ass

[desert cairn]

Yeah

[obtuse ruin]

my guy no one says this.

[hardy pendant]

How does it? You're not sane

[desert cairn]

too
nice slip

[ornate latch]

can we make a meme with GIR of this

[true plover]

To

[copper tendon]

you literally added too to the end of it

[hardy pendant]

Noone says puppies are cute?

[copper tendon]

do you not understand how english works?

[desert cairn]

too

[hardy pendant]

Yes, that was part of my point

[polar python]

@hardy pendant ● The USB socket is ready at /tmp/QEMUASUSBRemote. Now let me start the iOS VM:

[crimson fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/disappear-gif-10108384

[true plover]

@hardy pendant ● The USB socket is ready at /tmp/QEMUASUSBRemote. Now let me start the iOS VM:

[copper tendon]

so you do think miniors are cute

[ornate latch]

so part of your point is that you find minors cute?

[jaunty garnet]

this server is ass

[desert cairn]

@hardy pendant ● Updated SPEC.md to match implementation. Key changes:

[obtuse ruin]

agents/nebby.md

[polar python]

:truekirk:

[trail isle]

🔔

[polar python]

Ding!

[desert cairn]

we carry the flame

[hardy pendant]

Is there something wrong with that? If there is, then there must be the same problem with saying puppies are cute

[trail isle]

Ding!

[obtuse ruin]

no that's kirb

[copper tendon]

we live for jesus

[jaunty garnet]

Ding!

[ornate latch]

jfc LMAO

[copper tendon]

my brother in fucking christ

[low mortar]

We are Charlie Kirb

[polar python]

Lukinhas — 3:23 PM
so part of your point is that you find minors cute?
𝓕𝓸𝔁 — 3:24 PM
Is there something wrong with that?

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1411768845512872008/watermark.gif

[ornate latch]

@manic tulip Yo come see this clown

[copper tendon]

this guy has a 130iq btw guys'

[crimson fjord]

grrr this brownout sucks

[spark yacht]

Saying it to a stranger is weird

[trail isle]

ai slop

[jaunty garnet]

is this server pedo central or something

[desert cairn]

lmfao

[crimson fjord]

time to watch lotr content and ignore it

[trail isle]

i’m refunding scrobbit

[crimson fjord]

also why tf is battery life on tahoe so fucking dogshit

[copper tendon]

130iq individual?

[desert cairn]

cornball

[hardy pendant]

The only reason you would see a problem here that I can discern is that you feel sexually attracted to puppies

[desert cairn]

i think you do bro

[polar python]

@hardy pendant ● The iOS VM is running and USB is connected (address 2, config 1). But it timed out waiting for the host to trigger restore. I need to run idevicerestore from the companion VM. Let me connect and run the restore:

[desert cairn]

youre the only one mentioning that

[velvet zenith]

@hardy pendant ● The iOS VM is running and USB is connected (address 2, config 1). But it timed out waiting for the host to trigger restore. I need to run idevicerestore from the companion VM. Let me connect and run the restore:

[trail isle]

pretty sure that’s you

[obtuse ruin]

with a name like fox i'd bet you do

[ornate latch]

ok now you're personally attacking me because we caught onto you

[crimson fjord]

its genuinely appalling, this is a brand new macbook pro yet it only lasts like 5 hours, it was lasting 8 on sequoia

[ornate latch]

I see

[trail isle]

LMAO

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

I cant watch the blend for the nocturne group anymore

Fuck you

[obtuse ruin]

monterey supremacy etc

[desert cairn]

what

[hardy pendant]

Nope

[crisp saffron]

What’s happening

[hardy pendant]

Projection

[velvet zenith]

Its all your fault for bringing furries into the mix

[hardy pendant]

As if what you said to me wasn't a personal attack

[crimson fjord]

monterey was the last macos i didnt feel angry at but i still didnt like it per se

[velvet zenith]

I bet ill scroll like 2 reels and see a furry one

[desert cairn]

bro what

[copper tendon]

we have a kid lover

[ornate latch]

hey buddy you said if there is something wrong in finding minors cute

[crimson fjord]

the last version of macos i genuinely enjoyed using was mojave

[hardy pendant]

?

[crimson fjord]

mojave >>>>>>

[obtuse ruin]

yeah because the very next release doubled down on swiftui slop ... only downhill from there

[jaunty garnet]

this is the same mf that was talking about Opsec for hours

[copper tendon]

so you confirm you like minors right?

[desert cairn]

havent seen a furry in my ig reels feed in awhile

[crisp saffron]

@hardy pendant Be honest now do you want to fuck kids

[hardy pendant]

Replace "minors" with "puppies"

[velvet zenith]

i literally seen one today

From you

[velvet zenith]

Suggested for nebula

[crisp saffron]

?

[desert cairn]

ts never accurate

[low mortar]

@crimson fjord can you not ask different docs for your meds or does it have to be that specific doc. Here it just goes to any doctor in the practice who looks at your file and approves or denies the refill

[pulsar hatch]

what in the genuine hell is ts

[copper tendon]

this was your statement

[obtuse ruin]

you havent put them into my twitter feed for 2-3 years either

[crimson fjord]

Concerta is very restricted here

[copper tendon]

you do not think there is anything wrong with finding minors cute

[crimson fjord]

I would need to pay a psychologist 1k+ to re-evaluate me

[desert cairn]

i still dont think that was me

[obtuse ruin]

who in the genuine hell are you

[hardy pendant]

Depends on what you mean, what you are saying is completely dependent on the specific definition of "like", and your question is clearly designed to conflate all meanings of that word

[desert cairn]

it was prob llsc or something

[true plover]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1109214684172791888/1138178876858712125/gif.gif

[obtuse ruin]

no it was your old name i forgot

[hardy pendant]

Yep

[desert cairn]

u didnt follow that

[dense valve]

https://fxtwitter.com/matteyeux/status/2006339694783848660?s=46

matteyeux (@matteyeux)

I suspect Apple to provide a virtual iPhone for security research in 2026.
︀︀
︀︀Some firmware contains a devicetree for an "iPhone Research Environment Virtual Machine"

**💬 6 🔁 42 ❤️ 677 👁️ 38.3K **

FxTwitter · Dec 31, 2025, 12:20 PM

[pulsar hatch]

uh novz 🥹

[chilly bear]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6QcCLs7DM7cDoheGYc9dTW

[fervent dove]

I like listening to Lil Peep, Horse Head too!
Here's "stop the car"...

Added to the r/Jailbreak Spotify playlist!

[polar python]

@desert cairn add this to keto

[low mortar]

Ugh that sucks. I don’t even have this on heavily restricted stuff here

[copper tendon]

ok so you confirm that you do like minors

[crimson fjord]

SwiftUI wasn't really the main problem imo, you can do good UI design with it, they just chose not to

[velvet zenith]

this isn't furry but i don't care

[hardy pendant]

Thanks for proving me right

[copper tendon]

and you also confirm that you find minors cute

[crimson fjord]

Well its pretty unique for me unfortunately

[obtuse ruin]

design isn't the issue. implementation is

[pulsar hatch]

so like wth did i miss in 20 minutes

[polar python]

@hardy pendant ● iOS is ready. Now let me SSH into the companion VM and run idevicerestore:

[low mortar]

Yeah that really blows. I hope you can get it sorted soon. You would think they would have a contingency for one doctor being ill

[jaunty garnet]

a lot apparently

[copper tendon]

so instead of denying it you just quadruple down

[hardy pendant]

@dense valve They are mad about losing an argument to me and so they think it's okay to label me as a PDF

[spark yacht]

Potential Epstein sequel

[jaunty garnet]

🌚

[ornate latch]

buddy you said you find minors cute

[velvet zenith]

🖕

[copper tendon]

you literally said you find minors cute

[pulsar hatch]

like i went to play with my friends and this is what i come back to lol

[hardy pendant]

I also find puppies cute

[copper tendon]

its in the screenshots my guy

[ornate latch]

oh so you find minors and puppies cute?

[copper tendon]

my brother

[crimson fjord]

oh well in that case i think the implementation is fine i just hate the thing they're trying to implement, for example, the settings app in ventura is implemented imo as best as it could given what it set out to do, but what it set out to do is so obviously bad that the product ends up being shit.

[desert cairn]

it took like 30 scrolls for me to see a furry in my feed

[crisp saffron]

Ok

[low mortar]

@crisp saffron pls can we just nuke this guy

[pulsar hatch]

i need context honestly

[crisp saffron]

what a fucking waste of my time

[desert cairn]

and i will be sending it to you to poison your feed

[copper tendon]

so you find puppies cute along with finding minors cute

[polar python]

@crisp saffron pls can we just nooka this guy

[hardy pendant]

Not all puppies and not all minors, it's almost as if it has nothing to do with whether or not they are minors

[velvet zenith]

Yeah it still showed up

[desert cairn]

also

[crimson fjord]

Since I'm a minor, and about to move, I need to get off my old doctor onto a new one, so the 1k+ evaluation is kinda unavoidable

[ornate latch]

oh so you like only certain minors?

[low mortar]

Ugh that blows

[crimson fjord]

It's pretty annoying

[polar python]

watch out theres a minor lover in chat

[hardy pendant]

Yes, what is wrong with thinking something is cute?

[pulsar hatch]

so can someone give me context on what is happening pelase

[spark yacht]

Ngl that sounds worse

[jaunty garnet]

what the fuck

[obtuse ruin]

implemented as best as it could?? it's the buggiest app they've released

[copper tendon]

so there are some minors you find cute

[jaunty garnet]

theres a pedo in chat

[hardy pendant]

No, you're just a sociopath who is mad about losing an argument

[dense valve]

[copper tendon]

how the fuck is he losing

[hardy pendant]

Are you sexually attracted to puppies

[dense valve]

?

[jaunty garnet]

???

[ornate latch]

@crisp saffron just ban him already please

[pulsar hatch]

only if i could use this picture

[hardy pendant]

Already lost

[copper tendon]

you just quadruple down confirmed you like minors

[dense valve]

@half compass come online right now

[spark yacht]

You are the only one losing my guy

[copper tendon]

no i am not sexually attracted to puppies

[hardy pendant]

Nope

[obtuse ruin]

automated sugar cane farm

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/a-minecraft-movie-bro-what-emma-myers-gif-14521560615070511481

[jaunty garnet]

bro is not getting free nitro

[crisp saffron]

<@&355174844205367317> do ur job why am i the only one active 30m to my new years

[hardy pendant]

If I were then you wouldn't be doing this

[copper tendon]

fym nope 😭 you just confirmed it twice

[crisp saffron]

fuck you

[velvet zenith]

ban him for what bro

[polar python]

give me mod bro

fire someone

[hardy pendant]

But you think they're cute

[ornate latch]

Hey buddy you're a mod too

[low mortar]

Dude there’s not enough mods

[velvet zenith]

What do you want to ban him for bro

[alpine chasm]

Happy new year!!

[hardy pendant]

Nope, you're illiterate

[spark yacht]

I’m just reacting to what you are saying

[copper tendon]

yes i think puppies are cute

[velvet zenith]

Theres no bannable offence

[alpine chasm]

Where tf is Maxine shes the mod

[velvet zenith]

U guys are stupid

[ornate latch]

@alpine chasm ban @hardy pendant he's a pedo

[muted shuttle]

Huh

[fallen pelican]

i hate prepubescents

[velvet zenith]

Ur stupid

[velvet zenith]

How do u get that this guys a pedophile

[hardy pendant]

So by your logic, that means you're sexually attracted to puppies

[velvet zenith]

GEnuinely

[desert cairn]

you are like 15 bro

[crimson fjord]

chat has devolved

[ornate latch]

Im gonna skin you alive

[copper tendon]

wheres the logic man

[low mortar]

Do you not remember the rant in the Orange chat a few months ago, there’s just not enough mod staff in this server

[trail isle]

@sour canyon

[velvet zenith]

Theres literally 0 bannable offense

[obtuse ruin]

when the americans are asleep there's always like 1 mod online at most and prob on dnd

[polar python]

can i apply for moderator role im a good mod i will fix r/jailbreak and fix gir

[crimson fjord]

whats orange chat

[hardy pendant]

It's exactly the same logic, just replacing the word minors with puppies

[jaunty garnet]

i would rather have a jayy chat than this

[alpine chasm]

So… you find minors cute? 💀

[low mortar]

We get hydrate sometimes or nooka on night shift

[crisp saffron]

find me a member here that actually deserves it tbh

[trail isle]

i’m crine