general

[worthy garden]

hi k*te

[winter meadow]

All times :3

[trail isle]

kte

[low mortar]

nah

[copper tendon]

because they dont see it as an actual gain because they dont see it

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1447263565668024492/brbnbsbss2.gif

[worthy garden]

kite

[low mortar]

do I have to actually buy an icraze tweak for the new year

[obtuse ruin]

everyone does

[wicked surge]

Mods! Ads!

[low mortar]

I bounce between two moods. goofy silly girl and oh my god end me now

[copper tendon]

i have rune and nexus

[obtuse ruin]

[winter meadow]

Give them as a gift card here

[worthy garden]

hi rune.

[wicked surge]

adware

[spark yacht]

What if I don't have a jailbreakable device?

[obtuse ruin]

mods misinfo

[obtuse ruin]

buy it for someone that does

[wicked surge]

[trail isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1455347996563865712/IMB_JYgiIu.gif

[winter meadow]

Me :3

[worthy garden]

can i buy entire rune stock so it goes up in price

[gilded rapids]

rip for being in the Midwest x

[winter meadow]

Even if u want u can’t

[wicked surge]

hi icraze!

[obtuse ruin]

yes

[wicked surge]

herpy new year

[obtuse ruin]

gm

[worthy garden]

who said i didn’t already

[obtuse ruin]

hyd

you too

[winter meadow]

There’s 1000000 DRMs on top of each tweak

[obtuse ruin]

[wicked surge]

im ok, you

[spark yacht]

How many copies do I buy?

[obtuse ruin]

6000

[obtuse ruin]

about same

[spark yacht]

Can I get wholesale discount?

[copper tendon]

no

[wicked surge]

that would buy meg a nice ring for the wedding!

[copper tendon]

you can get a wholesale surcharge

[obtuse ruin]

6000 for price of 600

[copper tendon]

of $2000

[ripe anchor]

Love the midwest

[copper tendon]

has icraze's drm been cracked by anyone yet

[ripe anchor]

I do wanna go colder tho

[wicked surge]

north pole

[obtuse ruin]

nexus v1.0 by me

[gilded rapids]

I have family in Minnesota so I respect

[wicked surge]

why do they call it the north pole? sounds like a strip club.

[trail isle]

i cracked scrobbit’s drm trust me bro

totally not lying out my ass or anything

[obtuse ruin]

my drm is unc atp

[obtuse ruin]

mods

[wicked surge]

@gilded rapids wanna go to the north pole with me? winkwink*

[ripe anchor]

Minnesota would be so fucking tuff

I’m from Indiana

[gilded rapids]

🧑‍🎄

[wicked surge]

OtterHappy

santasluts

[spark yacht]

Bruh this bot doesn't take a joke

[ripe anchor]

Bro doesnt got nitro

Laugh at this poor guy

[copper tendon]

can you send me drmless versions of all ur tweaks

[wicked surge]

gift it to me

[copper tendon]

the drm ruined my ssv seal

[wicked surge]

[spark yacht]

Laugh at them for being financially smart?

[ripe anchor]

Buy it with your amex black card

[wicked surge]

what the world is that

[ripe anchor]

$120 a year at worst case scenario

That is essentially nothing

[spark yacht]

Credit card that rich people can get

[spark yacht]

How much do you make?

[ripe anchor]

I aint black card rich

[gilded nacelle]

https://x.com/Cartidise/status/2006242779178193386?s=20

[fervent dove]

I hate Elon Musk but here you go

Noah Cat (@Cartidise)

Not the cat loafs turning into actual loafs 😭😭😭
︀︀
︀︀this is an official Apple ad btw

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[ripe anchor]

Platinum card wealthy

Jk

Im gold card poor

[wicked surge]

i got a apple card

🙂

im rich

[ripe anchor]

Amex gold solos apple card

(Coping)

[copper tendon]

is space black or silver better on macs

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-apple-card-i-phone-mac-computer-gif-13865109

[wicked surge]

silver hides thwe dust

[ripe anchor]

Apple card was the only company to ask for my driver’s license

which i wasnt cool with idk why

even amex didnt ask for my license

[obtuse ruin]

mods misinfo

[copper tendon]

true but ive heard reflections from the display onto the keyboard deck looks bright as hell at night

regardless it doesnt matter, i have space black so

[obtuse ruin]

meanwhile texans giving it up to download a calculator from the app store

[copper tendon]

i wish apple had more colors for the pro

[ripe anchor]

Its why I skip odd numbered iphones

[copper tendon]

specifically the starlight color, that one would be nice

[ripe anchor]

Desert titanium was so nice

[copper tendon]

im actually the opposite, i use odd numbered ones and historically it has worked out

[ripe anchor]

This year left a lot to be desired

[low mortar]

drive to the north pole

[copper tendon]

the 11pm was good, the 12pm was bad, the 13pm was good, the 14pm was bad, the 15pm was good, the 16pm was bad, the 17pm was good

[obtuse ruin]

14pm bad?

[ripe anchor]

The 12 was good, the 14 was bad, the 16 was legendary

[copper tendon]

the 14pm had worse battery life and a physically smaller battery than the 13pm

[low mortar]

13pm over heated a lot

[copper tendon]

never experienced that

and i had one for 2 years

[low mortar]

i did a lot

[copper tendon]

dud unit

[low mortar]

had one for 2

actually

thats not true

ive been through 2 13pm's

seen it on both

[carmine elk]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNR6n6nmj/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

sametbh (@sametbh)

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[winter meadow]

15pm was bad 16pm was awesome

[copper tendon]

unlucky

[chilly bear]

user specific issue

[copper tendon]

the 15pm wasnt bad at all

the 16pm literally changed nothing

[low mortar]

i upgraded from 15pm to 16pm

idk why

[copper tendon]

and that was when apple started their ai bullshit

[low mortar]

better battery maybe

[winter meadow]

A17 Pro heating issues

[copper tendon]

that i did hear of but i personally never experienced it

16pm still had the issue btw, just less prominent

and the 17pm just fixed all of it

the 17pm is a great phone

[winter meadow]

It’s useless

[copper tendon]

we still dont have this "new siri"

[green sequoia]

no shit??

🙏

[copper tendon]

tbh at this point i dont care if this new siri is coming or not

[ripe anchor]

My 13 pro work phone lost 17% capacity in 8 months

swapped it out for a pixel the next week

[ripe anchor]

I dont even have siri on my 16 lmao

[low mortar]

i turned off apple intellignce

[wicked surge]

WHY?

[low mortar]

waste of space

[ripe anchor]

I turned off intelligence and siri

[low mortar]

and it was marking every single notification as priority

I can just mark apps I need as priority

[copper tendon]

it still wastes the space

[low mortar]

thats the only feature that actually shipped that was useful

[copper tendon]

even if you turn it off it doesnt delete any of the stuff

[low mortar]

and it was just wrong half the time

[copper tendon]

literally cant get rid of this even with it off

[low mortar]

it deleted them off my phone

[copper tendon]

oh

[ripe anchor]

When ur phone gets full enough it will delete it

[copper tendon]

you're talking about the phone

i keep it on on my phone tbh

[ripe anchor]

MacOS will do it too eventually

[copper tendon]

you can remove it from macos, you just have to disable sip and delete stuff

[ripe anchor]

storage depending

I would do that but I’m too scared to disable that

[low mortar]

neat

[copper tendon]

i've heard it just comes back so

[copper tendon]

i would but tcc is fucked with sip off so

[low mortar]

is it?

[copper tendon]

yes

[low mortar]

I know it resets it

[copper tendon]

if an app requests like mic or camera perms it wont work

and you dont get the prompt

[low mortar]

oh

thats just not true

[copper tendon]

it is

[ripe anchor]

figured

[low mortar]

idk what to tell you man all my shit just works

[copper tendon]

also it doesnt reset permissions

[low mortar]

stuff just asks again when I toggle it

😭

[copper tendon]

ok try to use camera permissions in discord

with sip off

[low mortar]

worked fine

[copper tendon]

because you already did it while sip was on

[low mortar]

😭 😭

ok

[copper tendon]

if you actually download a new app and it tries to use your camera it wont work

[low mortar]

cant you just add it in settings then

[copper tendon]

not for camera/mic

you can use tccplus though

which is what you have to use

or you can ask liji for her shit

i couldnt get that to work with ellekit though and neither could nathan

[low mortar]

I've had sip disabled for a long time

[copper tendon]

i had it disabled

and i had a lot of other stuff done as well actually, but i got tired of updates fucking shit up

so i just nuked everything and decided to keep it on

[low mortar]

I don't even remember why I turned it off

i just never noticed any issue with it off

oh

i know why I have it off

arm64e-preview-abi

[copper tendon]

what do you need that for

[low mortar]

loading custom drivers

[jagged turret]

What the hell

[low mortar]

I know where you got this from

[jagged turret]

why is bro filtered

[trail isle]

yes

[copper tendon]

what fucking drivers are you loading on macos 😭

[low mortar]

you can load custom drivers on macos or ipados

[copper tendon]

on ipados dont you need a jailbreak

[low mortar]

no

it just has to be an M* iPad

[copper tendon]

you cant disable sip on ipads though

[low mortar]

its public API

[copper tendon]

oh

what drivers did you need on macos

[low mortar]

https://developer.apple.com/documentation/driverkit

[low mortar]

well, its for things like proprietary hardware

[copper tendon]

that shits in userspace though

[low mortar]

pcie cards, serial adapters, etc

[low mortar]

driver runs in kernel space

well

it runs in a weird middle ground

it runs in driver space

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!

[low mortar]

the drivers dont run in the kernel but they dont fully run in user space

[copper tendon]

what the fuck can you even make if it can only run in user space

[copper tendon]

oh

[low mortar]

anything that interfaces with hardware

[copper tendon]

so apple lies

[low mortar]

well they didn't want to put the full description in the subtitle

[copper tendon]

fair enough

[low mortar]

"Your driver runs as uid 0 but as a separate process from the kernel in a separate memory space"

[polar python]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith nocturne drivers ?

[low mortar]

That's just not as catchy you know

Most drivers that apple roll are driverkit based

[winter meadow]

Driver in a sandbox 😭

[copper tendon]

so theoretically could nvidia develop a driver for the rtx 5090 on macos

using driverkit

[warped light]

Gm

[copper tendon]

that works with like a mac pro

[low mortar]

in theory yes

[copper tendon]

that would be so goated

[trail isle]

was gonna get a dbrand ghost but they only have it for the 15 and up

no 13 mini

[low mortar]

Right now Apple use DriverKit for Bluetooth, WLAN, Ethernet, USB, Xbox Gamepad

[copper tendon]

what about interfacing with the m chip itself

does ram upgradability really matter in laptops if ram costs $600

[winter meadow]

It’s going down in like 2 months

[low mortar]

chipset driver?

[copper tendon]

like we're to a point where literal manufacturers are charging less for ram 😭

[winter meadow]

Mark my words

[low mortar]

hahahahahaahhahahaha

[copper tendon]

yea

[low mortar]

https://x.com/Pirat_Nation/status/2006381420772499934?s=20

Pirat_Nation 🔴 (@Pirat_Nation)

Newsis: Nvidia and AMD to significantly increase GPU prices starting next month. Describes RTX 5090 increasing from $2000 to $5000

"Both companies are reportedly planning to continue raising GPU prices every month going forward. It's highly likely that the price increases will

X · Dec 31, 2025, 3:06 PM

[copper tendon]

its def not going down

[low mortar]

built into kernel

[winter meadow]

What the hell

[copper tendon]

not sure i believe this

[winter meadow]

Well the 17PM price go up

[copper tendon]

at least not in the west

maybe in china

[gilded nacelle]

https://onlineradiobox.com/uk/wsqk/?cs=uk.wsqk&played=1

ts so cool

its live, from hawkins

(stranger things)

[copper tendon]

if the 5090s price is just going to increase from $2000 to $5000 i might as well buy 100 rtx 5090s right now and 2.5x my money

[low mortar]

live, from a fictional place

[gilded nacelle]

yus

i love this lmao

its actually giving hints for the finale

every now and then

[low mortar]

oh

OMG

[copper tendon]

dont watch porn

problem solved

get off that slop

[silk viper]

[copper tendon]

the 7 comments is what makes it worse 😭

"me me me!"

[raven shale]

[worthy garden]

greetings

who’s birthday

[real cobalt]

Bro

So it's just spoiling the show

[silk viper]

4 more hours till we hit 2026

[low mortar]

pain

[real cobalt]

Be with your family bro

[silk viper]

Yup

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/688122301975363591/1295953274255441930/ezgif-7-10902d56ca.gif?ex=6710860a&is=670f348a&hm=b50384ac77838efe514e01915ecabade454d2229e065b7f61da21f920c7a966b&

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1455906449862692874/togif-30.gif

[copper tendon]

but you're here 😭

[silk viper]

That’s how I’m going to celebrate

What should I add next

[trail isle]

[worthy garden]

this game is poo

full of cheaters

[silk viper]

My games so far

[winter meadow]

Fellow GMT+3

[worldly light]

д

5h36M here

[thick tapir]

is it worth filing a tax return to get like 30 dollars back 😭

[worldly light]

yes

30$ is 30$

you can buy

uh

a iphone with that (if your lucky) (prob not the newest)

[gilded nacelle]

not spoiling

ive heard

two hints so far

"its making some weirdt noises up at the tower"

and "Im even controlling you now too"

thats what ive gathered in 30 mins

[trail isle]

sure why not

[thick tapir]

oh nvm its 60 dollars

i kinda want that ngl

[low mortar]

You could buy a 1030 with that!

[lofty hound]

I miss siege but no pc rn

[gilded nacelle]

its on mobile

too

[thick tapir]

a tank and a half of gas

[lofty hound]

I’ll pass

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1455403460731207853/IMG_2927.gif

[frosty grail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1455403460731207853/IMG_2927.gif?ex=695693d9&is=69554259&hm=7abc5e234159ae91b1e269d1309f0125e3e4fe3f6da985242a619d611c0dea0c&

[real cobalt]

Yeah it's 11 am bud

Not exactly time for the new year

You always got something to say don't u

[vocal plinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1455403460731207853/IMG_2927.gif?ex=695693d9&is=69554259&hm=7abc5e234159ae91b1e269d1309f0125e3e4fe3f6da985242a619d611c0dea0c&

[green sequoia]

wdym ppl born in 2004 are turning 22

[jagged turret]

how any sane kernel works (except Linux)

[trail isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1455403460731207853/IMG_2927.gif

[green sequoia]

that's bs

[low mortar]

hey i could buy a drink in the states in this year

!

[green sequoia]

21 is too high of a age for alcohol

[pulsar hatch]

idk what other apps to get with livecontainer honestly

[low mortar]

i agree

[jaunty garnet]

just drink alcohol before 21

[low mortar]

i was buying drinks long ago

😭

[green sequoia]

exactly

[jagged turret]

@low mortar @frosty grail @vocal plinth @real cobalt classic https://x.com/i/status/2005904185255158030

[fervent dove]

I hate Elon Musk but here you go

🎞️ shitposts.mp4 🎞️ (@shitposts_mp4)

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[low mortar]

getting shit faced at 15/16 was very fun

[real cobalt]

Nah but we must sign up for selective service the moment we turn 18

[green sequoia]

[real cobalt]

😂😂

[green sequoia]

i'm not serving any country

trust me

[low mortar]

imagine being able to serve

🧌 🧌

[real cobalt]

Neither am I but it's something all men have to sign up for when they turn 18

[green sequoia]

the country id be closest to considering serving is poland

🇵🇱

[pulsar hatch]

no fair your like a developer account or something

[gloomy oak]

I remember when it was 2025 jeez that was a long time ago

[jaunty garnet]

you can get all these apps in LiveContainer

[copper tendon]

you are correct, i do

but its still new years eve

[pulsar hatch]

hey can we share accounts i need a developer account 🥹

[gloomy oak]

Its not

[worthy garden]

hello

[gloomy oak]

Its not 2025 anymore bro

🎺

[jaunty garnet]

it’s 2025

[copper tendon]

bro lives in Kiritimati

[jaunty garnet]

December 28

[worthy garden]

it’s 2026

[gloomy oak]

Nah ur just stuck in 2025

[worthy garden]

ya jokes

[fervent dove]

@gloomy oak's timezone is Australia/Brisbane 🇦🇺
It is currently 03:52 AM AEST

[worthy garden]

ur in the past

[vocal plinth]

damn I forgot about this one

[jaunty garnet]

i can’t escape 2025

[gloomy oak]

Think ur clock might be a little bit late might wanna change that

[worthy garden]

sooner

[pulsar hatch]

@jaunty garnet you can also pay my developer account 🥹

[jaunty garnet]

its a cert

[copper tendon]

dev accs are goated

[jaunty garnet]

$10

[worthy garden]

@jaunty garnet you can also pay my developer account 🥹

[jaunty garnet]

arcticsign

[gloomy oak]

Change ur date and time settings to australia or new zealand then you’ll be in the new year

[velvet zenith]

what

[gloomy oak]

👍👍👍

[worthy garden]

nz

[worthy garden]

Shadow

the rizzler

[pulsar hatch]

you lowkenuinely copied me

[worthy garden]

Ok and

i can afford a cert

plzzzzz buy me a cert

[pulsar hatch]

shut up😭

[worthy garden]

?? says one begging for a cert

so u should shut up no?

[copper tendon]

actual fucking gooning king

[gilded rapids]

just buy one

[half compass]

the voidai gooners have reached r/jailbreak

[worldly light]

anything new in 2026

im curious

[half compass]

this is tragic

[low mortar]

@jaunty garnet you can also pay my developer account 🥹

[worthy garden]

xrt

[teal bramble]

gulp

[worthy garden]

he will

[gilded rapids]

idk it’s 2025 for me

[raven shale]

im not a gooner vro

[raven pine]

its 2025

[jaunty garnet]

sileo dev.

[worldly light]

then why australia on nickname

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735531330498068513/1439693271277506600/sileodev.gif

[gloomy oak]

Poser

[worthy garden]

vibe code dev.

[gilded rapids]

because I’m Australian

[pulsar hatch]

@jaunty garnet pay for all of our developer accounts 🥹

[gilded rapids]

but I moved to the uk

[gloomy oak]

He’s a poser bro

[worldly light]

ohhhh

[worthy garden]

no.

not you

[teal bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

Nice tag

[worthy garden]

is it worse

[raven pine]

the uk?

werent u in america

[gilded rapids]

yes but no spiders

[copper tendon]

what was he even talking about

[jaunty garnet]

MapleAI

[gilded rapids]

uk people more depressed than us Aussies

[gloomy oak]

this is how you can tell someone isn’t australian

[worthy garden]

fuck sileo

[gilded rapids]

And it rains to much

[proven moss]

Sup

[real cobalt]

Facts

[jaunty garnet]

wormjb

[teal bramble]

😅

[proven moss]

Do I cop the used sundaras

[worthy garden]

hello christian

[gilded rapids]

I miss the wild kangaroos

[teal bramble]

i just woke up

[worldly light]

sileo is fine

[teal bramble]

awesome

[pulsar hatch]

Especially me 😭 ✌️

[gloomy oak]

Pooooser

[worthy garden]

cydia forever.

zebra on top!!!

[lunar nest]

@teal bramble wie viel Chaos erwartest du so heute bei dir in der Stadt

[worldly light]

yes but harder to run on 16.x, 15,x etc

[worthy garden]

so many spiders in my house bro..

[gilded rapids]

idk tbh I feel like quality of life is better in the UK than AUS lol

[teal bramble]

ich wohne in ein stadt wo da nur uncs und grannies sind

[worthy garden]

can u fly me out

[teal bramble]

erwarte kaum was

[raven pine]

is it true everyone owned one government given kangaroo and they have a whole playground just for it in the yard

[teal bramble]

😭

[trail isle]

fuh naw

[real cobalt]

Sup

[trail isle]

maybe in london

[copper tendon]

cydia26

[trail isle]

not here

[worthy garden]

wyd dev.

[worthy garden]

i use it

[gilded rapids]

I just triggered every Aussie in this chat 😭

[worthy garden]

it’s so good

[half compass]

why are you posing as an australian

[trail isle]

and every english person

[half compass]

what is the point of this

[worthy garden]

i am australia Hi

[worldly light]

australians, anything new in 2026?

im still in 2025

[worthy garden]

not yet

[gilded rapids]

Yes

[teal bramble]

Scotland forever

[gilded rapids]

shrimp on the Barbie

[worldly light]

aaaa alright

[gloomy oak]

Yeah bro i took a shit in 2026 and my shit looks a bit newer than it did before

[pulsar hatch]

is gta 6 out 🥹

[fervent dove]

@worthy garden's timezone is Australia/Sydney 🇦🇺
It is currently 04:59 AM AEDT

[untold helm]

Australia is the real upside down

[worldly light]

woah

[real cobalt]

Madison beer robot

[worthy garden]

nope

[fervent dove]

@untold helm's timezone is America/Los_Angeles 🇺🇸
It is currently 09:59 AM PST

[copper tendon]

breaking news: as america enters 2026 15 mass shootings have occurred

[worthy garden]

let’s vibecode

[gilded rapids]

Aussie mfs going barefoot in public is so wild

[half compass]

normal day in texas

[proven moss]

Do I cop them

[worthy garden]

ido not

[low mortar]

yeah this confuses me

[gloomy oak]

Sydneys cool i’d live there if i wasn’t already in brisbane

[fervent dove]

@worldly light's timezone is Europe/Amsterdam 🇳🇱
It is currently 06:59 PM CET

[proven moss]

DO I

[half compass]

sure you don't

[worthy garden]

free feet pics bro.

[gloomy oak]

Only weird cunts do that by the way

[pulsar hatch]

idek if i need a certificate anymore anyway

[jaunty garnet]

???

[half compass]

you descend from convicts

[worthy garden]

i wear shoes

[half compass]

all convicts walk barefoot

[worldly light]

how tf do you have finder

[worthy garden]

example image

[gloomy oak]

Just don’t walk barefoot just wear thongs at a minimum

[pulsar hatch]

i mean livecontainer is like good enough

[worthy garden]

i hate thongs

[gloomy oak]

Paddle pop over golden gaytime crazy

[worthy garden]

cost me 3 bucks

xddd

[lunar nest]

Top

[worthy garden]

@velvet zenith start typing slurs

[half compass]

what is 3 australian bucks in freedom currencies

[worthy garden]

like

[gloomy oak]

it’s like 1 cent for you guys

[coral fog]

1 cent

[half compass]

.

[gloomy oak]

same fucking idea

[pulsar hatch]

i still got like 0 idea what scarlet is and why some people absolutely despise it

[gloomy oak]

wow

[worthy garden]

just stop bro

[gloomy oak]

It’s starlet but spelt wrong

Toyota starlet

That’s what it is

[pulsar hatch]

makes enough sense

[jaunty garnet]

shitty piracy sideloader

just use yellow repo with feather

🩻

[real cobalt]

This guy knows ball

[pulsar hatch]

what is that

[gilded rapids]

poor Aussies have to spend so much money when come to Europe or USA bc of exchange rates lol

[jaunty garnet]

🌚

[copper tendon]

[worthy garden]

worm gonna buy me dev cert

[jagged turret]

Just got fiber installed

[gilded rapids]

bro just got fiber in late 2025 🥀

[real cobalt]

I don't have fiber

[gilded rapids]

how

[frosty grail]

ill fix that

[real cobalt]

I don't need it

[gilded rapids]

it’s so standard where I live

[real cobalt]

Not where I live

[jagged turret]

Yes

[low mortar]

How so

[pulsar hatch]

so anyway how do i get it

[low mortar]

What will you do to me

[frosty grail]

dw about it

[frosty grail]

dw about it

[jaunty garnet]

costs money

[gloomy oak]

I want one so bad especially the 2 door ones

[low mortar]

Make me able to serve in the military??

[frosty grail]

.

[low mortar]

cause rn I’m excluded

[pulsar hatch]

ok how muvh

[frosty grail]

ill fix that

[low mortar]

Ok

[jaunty garnet]

$10

[low mortar]

Wait are you gonna cure me

[pulsar hatch]

you got that for me right 🥹

[jaunty garnet]

[frosty grail]

cured bacon

[jaunty garnet]

i have 5 dollars rn

[low mortar]

:(

[pulsar hatch]

and i have 10 cents 😭

[vocal plinth]

I wannt fiber so bad

[frosty grail]

[vocal plinth]

fucking ISPs and california

[jaunty garnet]

wtf is that emoji

[vocal plinth]

hate this shit

[frosty grail]

samsung grimacing emoji

[pulsar hatch]

What the genuine fuck is that

[copper tendon]

i love california

[vocal plinth]

MFW I need fiber for my stool

[copper tendon]

such an affordable great place to live

[ashen basin]

Woke up to PS5 ROM keys getting leaked were so back

[pulsar hatch]

wait let me go on my samsung i need to see if this is real

[jagged turret]

4ms jitter over WiFi is not bad is it

I just did a speed test on my phone

[frosty grail]

they changed it long ago after ridicule

[vocal plinth]

LMAO no way

[ashen basin]

It’s time for fun

[pulsar hatch]

holy shit that thing is terrifying tho

[jagged turret]

I've waited so long in corn country

[real cobalt]

What does this mean

[frosty grail]

[pulsar hatch]

:samsung:

[half compass]

.

[pulsar hatch]

awh im too broke to do it

@jaunty garnet could pay for my discord nitro 🥹

[ashen basin]

It’s fully hacked and emulation is coming

[untold helm]

Ps5 rom keys sometimes before 2026

[ashen basin]

You can literally do whatever you want with your ps5 with it

[untold helm]

Any firm???

[ashen basin]

Free games, cheats, whatever

Yes

[untold helm]

Patchable?

[ashen basin]

Don’t think so(?)

[untold helm]

Wtf

[real cobalt]

How do I get free games

[untold helm]

App Store sort by free

[ashen basin]

Well they gotta do the work first lol

[real cobalt]

Is there even a homebrew community for the ps5

[ashen basin]

It’s hardware level

[ashen basin]

Don’t think it’s been possible until now

[real cobalt]

Does it matter which revision of the PS5 you have?

I have the og disc version

@chrome lily

[chrome lily]

Tf you want

[untold helm]

Multicolor triangle

[real cobalt]

Time to pirate on the ps5

[ashen basin]

No. They’ll have to release a new hardware version like how Nintendo did

Basically they’re fucked

[real cobalt]

Right but were keys only leaked for one revision?

Because there's the og big one which isn't sold anymore I'm pretty sure and then the new slim one

[jaunty garnet]

you are a Roblox player

[real cobalt]

And then also disc and digital but idk if that matters

And then also the pro

[ashen basin]

I don’t think it matters

Idk

[real cobalt]

Then that's crazy

[ashen basin]

Oh no it does not

The keys are part of every single ps5 released until now 💀

[real cobalt]

Wow

[copper tendon]

ps5 jailbreak

[real cobalt]

They're probably gonna go crazy on banning consoles that pirate though

Unfortunate

[copper tendon]

can this only be used for piracy or other homebrew stuff

[ashen basin]

It allows the ps5 to run any code essentially

So yeah you can do whatever you want

[copper tendon]

i mean yea, this would be any console, none of them like piracy. especially nintendo

[vital knoll]

:3

[copper tendon]

sick

[proven moss]

https://www.reddit.com/r/algeria/s/4b1qPuwLrg

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[ashen basin]

GameCube is coming to ps5 now

[vital knoll]

can't wait for daredevil to come to PS5 :3

[ashen basin]

Nah but fr

We will be making that rdr2 ps5 upgrade ourselves

[crisp saffron]

so what does this mean

is this checkm8 for ps5

[copper tendon]

pretty sure it requires hardware modifications

i dont think this is an exploit itself, is it?

[vital knoll]

yeah but you need to use a MacBook running windows

[crisp saffron]

As long as I can pirate gta 6.

[polar python]

broke ass

[crisp saffron]

i ain't double dipping

i'm waiting for pc

[dense valve]

@manic tulip the scam bots are getting more advanced, one just sent the files with names "IMG_1386.jpg" and so on

androidsob

[copper tendon]

gta 6 will be like $80 lol

probably gonna follow in nintendos footsteps and make it 80

[polar python]

go claude go

[copper tendon]

mario kart world is 80 dollars when realistically its like a $20 game

[ashen basin]

Nah Mario kart world slaps

[copper tendon]

tbf though i actually think gta 6 will be worth 60

[dense valve]

playing it now

it's good

[crisp saffron]

this is why literally everybody bought the bundle instead

[polar python]

gta is gonna be 70

or w/e the new pricing is

i dont buy games

[copper tendon]

even with the bundle it still wasnt worth it imo

[ashen basin]

Mario kart world has been free for a bit now

[crisp saffron]

mk8d better

[ashen basin]

The bundle has been discounted to $450 meaning the game is free

[crisp saffron]

open world is a negative to mkw

[copper tendon]

i think 10+ years of development warrants it to be 70 dollars

mkw is no where near as good as 7 or 8

[polar python]

its a scam when star citizen does it tho

(the game is $40 )

[jagged turret]

It's a scam when the game costs more than $0

[crisp saffron]

after 1 billion revenue yeah

[desert cairn]

how did this happen

[jagged turret]

Everything should be free

[copper tendon]

facts make everything free

[real cobalt]

I'm just trying to pirate everything

[dense valve]

how?

[copper tendon]

including humans so i can have slaves

[dense valve]

i think the open world is better

[copper tendon]

why

[jagged turret]

You are weird

[crisp saffron]

map design is affected in a way i don't like

transition tracks are annoying

i just want regular grand prix

[dense valve]

fair point actually

[real cobalt]

Because I don't want to pay

[teal bramble]

stkc

— 7:27 PM
go claude go
Image

[copper tendon]

i played like 1 time and was so confused as to how the maps just changed lmao

it felt so weird

[polar python]

● Good progress - the a9.c shadow issue is fixed. Now there's a missing lzfse.h header. Let me set up the include path for lzfse:

[copper tendon]

do you pirate tweaks

[crisp saffron]

it should be 3 lap > transition > 3 lap

[real cobalt]

I used to yes

[copper tendon]

what changed

[ashen basin]

The only way this can really be “patched” is through a software update but it basically would make every single physical copy of ps5 games unauthorized meaning they’d have to force the console to be online lol

[real cobalt]

I stopped jailbreaking and there were also no tweaks worth pirating

[copper tendon]

damn

what about nexus

[tame shuttle]

Oh is this about those keys that got leaked?

[copper tendon]

thats worth pirating

[tame shuttle]

I saw that lol that’s insane

[real cobalt]

I don't know what nexus is

[ashen basin]

Yes lol

[copper tendon]

damn

[polar python]

microsoft be like write that down!!

[tame shuttle]

What are the chances that microsoft had something to do with it 🌚

[coarse ginkgo]

@velvet zenith Did you crack her yet

[real cobalt]

He didnt

[copper tendon]

funny thing is the xbox one has like no exploits at all

and its been like 10 years

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Did you crack her yet

[coarse ginkgo]

thats the joke

[real cobalt]

He never will

[desert cairn]

He won't talk to her

[teal bramble]

46%|█████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████▉ | 6209/13374 [9:33:50<1106, 5.68s/it]

[untold helm]

Wtf it’s not nebulas birthday anymore

[polar python]

What the hell r u doing

[real cobalt]

I don't even know who she is but buddy definitely can't even talk to her

[desert cairn]

It was my birthday for 2 days :/

[untold helm]

18 emoji

[polar python]

What the hell is my claude doing

[teal bramble]

voidai gooning model

[desert cairn]

I was seeing how long I could keep the role for

[teal bramble]

ur doing it wrong ultrathink

[untold helm]

Omni spaghetti code

[pulsar hatch]

what are the point of tweaks in live container

[copper tendon]

tweaks in live container?

[untold helm]

Modded YouTube

[polar python]

omni for android is just an ios emulator running omni for ios

[desert cairn]

I forgot live container existed

[teal bramble]

??? actually???

[polar python]

No wtf r u dumb

[jagged turret]

me when docker run

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-patrick-spongebob-fish-rambling-gif-4842936

[teal bramble]

Check dms

[vocal plinth]

he knows what you are

[polar python]

I want to see if claude can add ios to the qemu computer use thing

I doubt it

but its fun to watch

[untold helm]

Make the clanker struggle

[real cobalt]

What's live container

Crane?

[untold helm]

Reason why ram is a zillion dollars

[ashen basin]

Funny how twitter did a 180 with Mario kart world after Christmas

[copper tendon]

it like bypasses the free app limit

[untold helm]

Basically trollstore but instead it loads all the apps into a app

[jaunty garnet]

just buy a cert

not that expensive

[untold helm]

A “container” if you will

[vocal plinth]

you made omni for android tv

??

[real cobalt]

Interesting

[copper tendon]

get kravasign tbh

[jagged turret]

damn I thought it was vscode dev containers

Nevermimd

[copper tendon]

if you really want get a dev acc

[low mortar]

read this as cart, im fucked up

[jaunty garnet]

well get a cart too

[untold helm]

Wtf my tv is already slow enough

[jagged turret]

you should buy a shopping cart

[polar python]

if ur employed getting a dev account is the real method

[low mortar]

you can just borrow those

[jagged turret]

I feel like that'd be super fun to mess around with

[jaunty garnet]

wrong

[jagged turret]

They have the wheel locks

[jaunty garnet]

$99/year is wild

[copper tendon]

why the emoji on my krava suggest

[polar python]

thats why i said if ur employed

[copper tendon]

is krava gone

[low mortar]

this is an american thing

[crisp saffron]

Enjoy that revoke queue

[copper tendon]

whos the new best one

[polar python]

i just use altstore and it signs everything for a year and it works i love giving apple money

[crisp saffron]

no one

[jagged turret]

@crisp saffron do you guys have geofenced locks on shopping cart wheels

[desert cairn]

Buying a dev cert

[low mortar]

you're a dev though

[vocal plinth]

time to re

[low mortar]

you're a weird edge case

you actually put things on the app store

[jaunty garnet]

arcticsign

[copper tendon]

good thing i have one

[polar python]

even if i wasnt i would just pay apple

[jagged turret]

Hate it here

[polar python]

krava is a mess

[crisp saffron]

weird edge case of actually being the target user

[jagged turret]

At least we aren't in the EU though

[desert cairn]

I use feather with a real dev cert on an explicit app id and it works fine

[polar python]

and its still cheaper than paying for yt premium

[jagged turret]

and aren't whatever tf is going on in the UK

[low mortar]

sideloading makes it a weird edge case

it wasn't designed for side loading random apps

it was designed for testing your own apps

[real cobalt]

Lol

[jaunty garnet]

just use it for also testing your own apps

and sideloading

[desert cairn]

yeah but if you don't be stupid your cert is fine

[copper tendon]

the eu is putting in so many "regulations" that you can even get anything done there

and the uk is just trying so hard to get rid of encryption so

[low mortar]

the eu is kinda based

[untold helm]

The uk isn’t however

[copper tendon]

yes dictating what private companies can do is so based

[crisp saffron]

yes

[real cobalt]

Eu picku mater

[untold helm]

Wait didn’t a jurisdiction get mad over one of the privacy features apple had?

[real cobalt]

Do you support a minimum wage

[polar python]

Hello welcome to eu ios 2027 please pick your browser please pick your search engine please pick your digital assistant please pick your default message app please pick your default phone app

[copper tendon]

sure

[desert cairn]

Hello welcome to eu ios 2027 please pick your browser please pick your search engine please pick your digital assistant please pick your default message app please pick your default phone app

[low mortar]

not even just that

just at a start, food regulations

[copper tendon]

yes i love usb c being forced onto everyone along with airdrop being forced to be open

[real cobalt]

Then rephrase what you said

[copper tendon]

those are fine

[crisp saffron]

This was the eu in 2011 too

[vocal plinth]

I don't know man not ditacting them usually leads them to poison water supplies and employing child slaves to justing cost cutting

[copper tendon]

no, not all their regulations are good

[crisp saffron]

yeah i love usb c

[copper tendon]

they make good and bad choices just like every government

[pulsar hatch]

it does if your rich like this person apparently

[polar python]

@desert cairn 20m trying to build qemu do u think he will figure it out

[desert cairn]

no

[crisp saffron]

my life has significantly improved by having usb c on every device

[desert cairn]

fr

[low mortar]

ok BUT I would rather have EU over US

like

[copper tendon]

fair enough

[desert cairn]

if every device had lightning i would be fine with that too

if it was usb 3

[crisp saffron]

being able to use one cable for everything makes traveling so easy

[crisp saffron]

real lightning is an underappreciated design

[polar python]

$100/yr is not a lot considering the amount of money you save not paying for subs and using modded apps

[copper tendon]

so what happens if someone wants to innovate and make a port better than usb c?

[untold helm]

I would be mad if there was actually a better choice

[low mortar]

there is never going to be a perfect government body, ever. thats just a sad reality. As things stand I would much much much rather take EU over US

[crisp saffron]

no real failure point

[copper tendon]

and put it on a phone

[trail isle]

gpmi

[low mortar]

the law literally says that when a new better port is invented it can transition to that

[crisp saffron]

hey so the eu reviews this every year and is constantly looking at new designs

[untold helm]

All new attempts are in the usb c form factor anyways

[jagged turret]

I would be worried about the chat control bullshit

[pulsar hatch]

you should pay for my apple developer account then 🥹 🙏

[jagged turret]

not just whether it passes but that it shows there is energy behind it

That's scary

[copper tendon]

yes and they get to decide that, the government gets to decide that

[crisp saffron]

you can include whatever charger port you want if you can use usb c too

[trail isle]

that’s actually true tbf

do i learn c or swift

that is the question

[jagged turret]

It seems to me like the lawmakers in EU are too isolated from.the people

[jaunty garnet]

c

[low mortar]

they dont "just" decide it though, they consult with the tech giants for it too

[copper tendon]

you put way too much faith in the eu

[untold helm]

Yeah me too

[jaunty garnet]

@trail isle learn c

[polar python]

@desert cairn ● Excellent! QEMU Apple Silicon is built! Let me update progress and continue with ticket generation:

● Now let me generate the AP ticket. First I'll install the required Python dependencies:

[trail isle]

i saw your message

[untold helm]

Not much the EU but more so the UK

[jagged turret]

buy some thigh highs and learn rust

[low mortar]

but whats the alternative right now

[trail isle]

fuh naw

[jaunty garnet]

rust 🤮

[polar python]

● Both tickets generated. Now I need to decrypt the SEP firmware. Let me search for iOS 14.0b5 decryption keys:

good luck claude

[jagged turret]

swift is like questioning your sexuality

might as well go all in and use rust

[copper tendon]

well lightning was adapted for usb 3 speeds on ipads, so it could have come to iphones

but thats never going to happen

[low mortar]

that wasnt the question

😭

[untold helm]

Oh I thought you were gonna say “all r/jb members do it”

[copper tendon]

lightning is the alternative

to usb c

well was, not anymore

[vocal plinth]

Beg Billionaires for jobs

[low mortar]

but it didnt have the same power capability

[vocal plinth]

wait we do that anyways

[low mortar]

nor does it have the same bandwidth capability

[copper tendon]

no one ever gave apple the chance to improve it

[low mortar]

lightning is just objectively not as good. lightning was good at the time

[polar python]

iphone air 2 should use lightning and be even thinner

[low mortar]

They had 12 years to improve it

[untold helm]

Yeah but lightning is proprietary, doesn’t offer shit like thunderbolt if a manufacturer wanted to include it, and base model iPhones use usb 2 anyways

[copper tendon]

thunderbolt is proprietary

[untold helm]

Wireless charging only

[low mortar]

they didnt seem all that bothered in improving it

[copper tendon]

then why did ipads have usb 3 speeds

[polar python]

every single wireless charger ive used without a fan gets my phone hot as fuck i doubt theyll do this anytime soon

[crisp saffron]

bare minimum

[low mortar]

was gonna say

usb 3 speeds isnt that big of a flex

[polar python]

● SEP firmware decrypted successfully. Let me also copy the necessary firmware files and tickets:
wtf he figured it out

[untold helm]

Those were for the “pro” models

To load storage from a external device most likely

[real cobalt]

iPads are laptops

[copper tendon]

on a laptop maybe not, on an ipad id say it was pretty good

[jagged turret]

Welcome to 2014

[untold helm]

It’s edging it

[crisp saffron]

not when it's currently doing 40gbit on usb c

[polar python]

whats a computer?

[copper tendon]

ipads are not laptops

[muted shuttle]

thudnerbolt

[jagged turret]

they're shitty gimped laptops yeah

[polar python]

thudnerbolt

[untold helm]

money

[crisp saffron]

ipads are laptops for the average person

[jagged turret]

with touchscreen

[copper tendon]

plundervolt

[real cobalt]

That's the answer to your question

[copper tendon]

i said usb 3 is not a flex for laptops, on an ipad its fine

[real cobalt]

iPads had USB 3 speeds because apple wants iPads to be laptops (probably)

[copper tendon]

of course now we have thunderbolt

[untold helm]

iPads are a laptops fucked enough to be closer to a phone

[jagged turret]

USB 3 isn't a flex on iPads only because USB 2.0 was standard for so long on iphones

[untold helm]

MacBook Air and iPhone had sex and the iPad came out

[vital knoll]

I wanna be your compuper

[teal bramble]

Hello welcome to eu ios 2027 please pick your browser please pick your search engine please pick your digital assistant please pick your default message app please pick your default phone app
😭
Click to react

[copper tendon]

usb 3 is basically standard on phones and tablets

[polar python]

Click to react

[teal bramble]

Click to react

[jagged turret]

Click to react

[vital knoll]

I wanna to you

[copper tendon]

it doesnt go above usb 3 though

[jagged turret]

You have read my message

[untold helm]

Apple still does usb 2 on the base models btw

[vital knoll]

nah my phone has USB 5 and thunderbolt

[polar python]

ur phone is slop

[jagged turret]

USB 5

bros living in the future

[low mortar]

but ur missing the point. the whole point of the eu enforcing usb c was to make it so that every device could use the same connector. that was the point.

[vital knoll]

I wanna be your is

[low mortar]

I mean thunderbolt 5 exists

usb naming is hard ok

[polar python]

eu when usb c 2 releases and phones cant use it or something

[jagged turret]

Its not USB though

;trol:

[vital knoll]

I wanna be @polar python hard

[low mortar]

apple was never gonna license lightning to other companies

[copper tendon]

ok what if 1 company wants to use their own connector that is better than usb c and thunderbolt

[untold helm]

I do not own a single usb 4 device or cable

[low mortar]

then they can include it alongside

like apple do with magsafe

[vital knoll]

like lightning 2.0

[copper tendon]

why would i want 2 ports

[vital knoll]

sue me but the lightning port is better

[jagged turret]

I wouldn't complain

[untold helm]

Choice

[teal bramble]

@polar python Happy Birthday!

[vital knoll]

USB c sucks in comparison

[copper tendon]

a phone doesnt have as much space as a laptop?

[polar python]

@polar python Happy Birthday!

[low mortar]

how are you going to design a port better than usbc

[untold helm]

@polar python Happy Birthday!

[low mortar]

what would you do it

[jagged turret]

You're crazu

[copper tendon]

of course they can include it on a laptop

[vital knoll]

hi sexy I wanna be your birthday

[vital knoll]

I meant design wise it's better

[copper tendon]

so your logic is that usb c will stay dominate forever

[low mortar]

im not saying usbc is perfect but its good enough

[vital knoll]

it's superior

[low mortar]

no but its generally good enough for now

[jaunty garnet]

circle port would be better

[polar python]

usb c but smaller

[jaunty garnet]

or

magsafe

[vital knoll]

I wanna be your c but

[desert cairn]

they should restart the entire usb spec

[copper tendon]

headphone jack

[jagged turret]

but it arcs every time you unplug it causing the pin to turn black and eventually fail the cable

[polar python]

Mods im being harassed

[untold helm]

Harder to clean

[jagged turret]

lightning is ewaste fr

[vital knoll]

I wanna be your jazzy

[desert cairn]

ive never had this issue

[low mortar]

how

[jagged turret]

it happens on all my cables

[polar python]

you shouldnt own a phone for more than 2 years anyway they are disposable. ticket closed.

[real cobalt]

I actually do think I've had that problem

[desert cairn]

atleast the cable failing i have no clue if its turned black

[jagged turret]

You see it all the time

cables where that one specific pin is black

[polar python]

wtf do u do to ur cables

[copper tendon]

port wise, lightning was better than usb c imo