general

[trail isle]

im trying

[jaunty garnet]

i feel like jayy

[desert cairn]

youre acting like him

[jaunty garnet]

ok

[velvet zenith]

lowkey i almost lost my wallet when i reset my phone

[jaunty garnet]

im gonna stop talking then

[velvet zenith]

but icloud sync/backup is goated

[sour canyon]

let me get in this train and i can say a little more about custodial wallets

[trail isle]

i do like this thing tho it’s like a regular mobile wallet in the app i just tap it to sign

[trail isle]

pray tell

BRO

I HAVE £20 CASH IN MY WALLET I FORGOT ABOUT

THIS IS SO PEAK

first time ive ever forgotten about money i had

[unborn gazelle]

mobile wallets are cringe

just use physical cards

[jaunty garnet]

???

[trail isle]

just with your seed written down?

alright bud

have both

[unborn gazelle]

oh wait this is about crypto

[trail isle]

your wallet IS your private key

[unborn gazelle]

I thought it was about normal stuff

[trail isle]

yes not apple pay

[jaunty garnet]

??? to mastermike88

[winter meadow]

i custom rommed my samsung

[jaunty garnet]

what rom

[winter meadow]

klaxosaur oneui 2

[unborn gazelle]

anyways crypto is a money pit anyways

[jaunty garnet]

❓

[winter meadow]

its some fucking gaming rom but its actually good

like

[trail isle]

i use it as currency not an investment

[jaunty garnet]

😭

gaming rom

[winter meadow]

it runs fast

[jaunty garnet]

lineage...

[unborn gazelle]

TIL people use crypto as actual currency

[trail isle]

im crine wtf is this

[jaunty garnet]

what do they mean free ram

1gb free ram download ???

[desert cairn]

bitcoin lightning as god intended

[trail isle]

because i am trans and need it to buy estrogen off the internet

.

[unborn gazelle]

oh

[trail isle]

chaotic evil

[unborn gazelle]

that’s fair actually

[winter meadow]

i mean they are technically not lying

[jaunty garnet]

@trail isle where do you think i should write my seedphrase

[trail isle]

on

a

piece

of

paper

[winter meadow]

right here

[trail isle]

not

on computer

[desert cairn]

send it here ill back it up for you

[trail isle]

[winter meadow]

send it in my dms i will back it up

[trail isle]

just like tsssaver

[manic tulip]

BEGIN_SEED_PHRASE
Slurs
Slurs
Slurs
END_SEED_PHRASE

[warped light]

[trail isle]

youre in a seed for a wallet i havent used

[jaunty garnet]

seed leak

[manic tulip]

My iCloud recovery key is written on a piece of paper neatly folded up inside of a prototype Mac mini

[trail isle]

interesting location

[manic tulip]

Which lives on my desk to prop up my alarm clock

[warped light]

ayo bro. can i come over?

[jaunty garnet]

@trail isle where should i put it

[manic tulip]

I didn't say it was at home

[sour canyon]

@jaunty garnet so basically, whenever you send a cryptocurrency transaction, your wallet is using the private cryptographic keys to sign your transaction. The difference between a good wallet and a dogshit wallet is whether the keys are stored on your device or someone else's device. If it's stored on someone else's computer, you're basically trusting them with all your money, they can just take it and run. That is a custodial wallet. If the keys are on your device, no one can take the funds except when they access your device such as malware or a burglar, that is non-custodial or self-custodial

[trail isle]

somewhere safe like where youd keep a passport or birth certificate

[warped light]

ayo bro. can you tell me all locations where you could possibly have that stored at?

[jaunty garnet]

thanks

[trail isle]

-# even tho my passport is just sat on my desk

[lusty scroll]

What? I’m asking if the only change in iPadOS 16 is the clock font and the added wallpaper.

[manic tulip]

Sure
SELECT * FROM HOUSES_IN_NZ

[warped light]

be right there. see you soon

[jaunty garnet]

i cant wait to spend my monero

[sour canyon]

A wallet telling you the 12 or 24 word seed phrase (from which all your private keys are derived) it's a good sign it's non-custodial. Alternatively, if the wallet insists you create an account or give an email/phone number to identify yourself, it's a bad sign

[manic tulip]

(9,999,999+ entries returned)

[trail isle]

is this sql

[jaunty garnet]

i went with cake wallet

[manic tulip]

Yes

[trail isle]

ok

[warped light]

dont worry bro. i know how to brute force

[manic tulip]

Bro gonna brute force access to my probably brute forcible key

[indigo bough]

hey kanji

[warped light]

id spend more time brute forcing houses than what it'd take brute forcing the key

[velvet zenith]

u got like nothing good on ur icloud anyways

[warped light]

howdy

[velvet zenith]

who cares

[manic tulip]

Erm ackshually

I have the sluropedia on my iCloud Drive

[velvet zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/honestly-incredible-astounding-even-astounding-incredible-kinemaster-gif-10195826039322561543

[warped light]

since hikari brokey on iOS 26, am working on my own obfuscator. am i cool yet?

[manic tulip]

Yeah

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Fuck you

[manic tulip]

You've renewed your developer role for the year

[trail isle]

the way my wallet works is that the private keys are stored on the cards' chip which is generated on the card and it cannot be extracted
and it just tells the card to sign when i tap it to phone
and its literally impossible to get the private keys

[warped light]

https://tenor.com/view/hai-gif-10567033442484308038

[sour canyon]

If you have very important papers in one place, like birth certificates or a passport you aren't currently using for travel, that's not a bad place for it

[desert cairn]

Hey

[sour canyon]

hardware wallets be so pretty

[indigo bough]

six sayven

[warped light]

is it your birthday?

[manic tulip]

I should make my seed phrase my Nintendo switch device id

(Not the serial number)

[trail isle]

i find it weird that hardware wallets usually still give you the seed
well except tangem

[desert cairn]

yesterday

[trail isle]

i want the ring

[sour canyon]

[indigo bough]

what are you gunna use it for

[warped light]

i sadly got banned on my switch

wont go into detail of how

and it was a launch day switch

[desert cairn]

such a cool protocol but in reality it sucks

[manic tulip]

()

[desert cairn]

opening channels sucks

[warped light]

[trail isle]

tangem wallet that is a ring how peak

[warped light]

Theta Signer

[manic tulip]

Nintendo basically doesn't care until you pirate

It's funny

[sour canyon]

the threat model is protecting against software hacks that steal your key (and hardware attacks to some extent)

[manic tulip]

Only if it starts fucking with their bottom line

Then they deploy the ninjas

[sour canyon]

oh absolutely

[indigo bough]

oo

[manic tulip]

How many leading 0's in your serial

I'm curious

[trail isle]

i really doubt that there would be any exploit revealing the keys for a tangem wallet

[versed sun]

Upgraded my sound for my computer

[sour canyon]

do you still have to run your own node to have self-custody over lightning nodes

[trail isle]

uhh

[desert cairn]

yes which i dont think is a bad thing

[manic tulip]

The unit is bigger than the machine bruh

[warped light]

I dont have it on me since I am out of state for my brothers viewing/funeral. But remind me in like a week and I gotchu.

[desert cairn]

you should run your own node anyway

[trail isle]

thats effort tho

[warped light]

All i know is its an unpatched console

[manic tulip]

Oh jeez don't bother then

[versed sun]

I wanted to stand it up straight but it was too tall

[sour canyon]

i used lightning over an electrum trampoline relay and their thing fucked up and i lost $30, this is the only time i've ever lost crypto due to a technical malfunction

[coral fog]

unban jayy

[warped light]

yeah, my brother just passed away on Christmas.

i am coding to be distracted

[trail isle]

please no

[desert cairn]

sorry for your loss

[manic tulip]

Of all fucking days bruh that's devastating, I'm sorry

[sour canyon]

i'm so sorry

[trail isle]

sorry to hear that man

[warped light]

Thank you for the condolences. From what I know so far is the viewing in on Friday. Then take my brothers dog down to my mom back in Texas (I am in North Dakota currently). Then my job is actually paying for my flight back up here so I can take his car back to the dealership since we cant pay it off.

So lots to do this week

[manic tulip]

Busy busy, hope all goes well

[warped light]

I pray it does

[sour canyon]

it's bad for adoption, the nice thing about most crypto is you can still have self-custody over your funds without running a full node, it's a bit of a tradeoff of privacy for convenience

[warped light]

I did publicly say that I was taking a break from developing but I have been at it because plans changed and I need to be distracted from thinking too much. talking about it rn doesn't hurt all that much

hence why i learned how to write my own DRM

[manic tulip]

Neato, surely it rivals icraze's drm

[warped light]

had to rely on iCrud's DRM before but he is pretty busy with his life so figured I'd learn

[warped light]

maybe not, he's goated

[sour canyon]

all that for the holidays is so rough

[manic tulip]

Alternative outcome, crack icrazedrm

[trail isle]

i should do that

[warped light]

already have

Rune source soon

[desert cairn]

iCheese

[warped light]

no but I have learned alot for iCrud.

[sour canyon]

iCraze was a well-known and respected member of the discord community. He was an avid fan of iOS jailbreaking, and he spent countless hours developing and testing new jailbreak apps. And eventually, iCraze had an idea.

He decided to create a service called jailbreaks.app, a website that hosted all of the latest and greatest jailbreak apps. Users could download these apps for free, without any hassle or difficulty.

At first, jailbreaks.app was a huge success. Thousands of users flocked to the site, eager to access the latest jailbreak apps and customize their iPhones and iPads to their hearts' content. And iCraze was happy to provide them with the tools they needed.

But as time went on, jailbreaks.app began to attract the attention of Apple. The tech giant was not pleased with iCraze's service, as it allowed users to bypass the strict controls and limitations of their iOS devices.

Apple launched an investigation into jailbreaks.app, determined to shut it down and bring iCraze to justice. And eventually, they succeeded.

iCraze was arrested and extradited to the United States, where he was put on trial for his crimes. The trial was long and grueling, but in the end, iCraze was found guilty and sentenced to death.

On the day of his execution, iCraze sat in his cell, thinking about all the things he had done and the people he had helped. He was not afraid of death, but he was sad that his service would be shut down and the jailbreak community would be left without a leader.

But as he was led to the execution chamber, iCraze had one last thought. He hoped that someone, somewhere, would carry on his legacy and continue to provide jailbreak apps to the world. And with that thought, he was gone.

[manic tulip]

CONFIRMED PIRACY

[warped light]

holy AI

[ornate latch]

yeah that's the point

[desert cairn]

im a writer from israel and this is my story

[polar python]

im a developer from israel and this is my tweak

[manic tulip]

Ding!

[desert cairn]

wtf

[sour canyon]

Ding!

[ornate latch]

Ding!

[warped light]

Thoughts on this UI?

[polar python]

taurine

[manic tulip]

Add some slurs and it'll have my approval

[jaunty garnet]

omega permasigner

[trail isle]

wait jailbreaks.app was by icraze

ok

then

[warped light]

I will throw in some easter eggs somewhere, dw

[manic tulip]

icraze Easter egg

Contains ntwerk.mp4

[trail isle]

i still havent figured out how to free my 36 usdc

[sour canyon]

it is but the rest of the story didn't happen

[trail isle]

i shouldve just put it in eth

[sour canyon]

old copypasta but it's probably ai slop

[trail isle]

nahhhh whatttt no wayyyyyyy

[trail isle]

moe lester

[manic tulip]

Yooo token logger

[warped light]

nooooo

[desert cairn]

give me paid theta twin

[warped light]

Since I plan on using the Discord server shop in my Discord server, it would check if you have a certain role in my server. Hence oauth

[polar python]

discord drm

new method

omni will use discord drm

[sour canyon]

dm pol address i'll convert some xmr (i'm not downloading a polygon wallet so it'll come straight from the exchange if you're ok with that)

[trail isle]

sure ty ty ty ty ty

[manic tulip]

Peak

[warped light]

afaik, iota is still not cracked and it had discord DRM so

[green sequoia]

nitro users, why?

[wicked surge]

otterBleh

[ornate latch]

?

[wicked surge]

hello besties

[green sequoia]

i just realised i forgot nitro existed

[desert cairn]

@polar python Have you figured out how to make claude code use a desktop yet

[green sequoia]

why do they buy nitro

[warped light]

cool name

[green sequoia]

thanks bro

ik my name is rare and exclusive

[warped light]

no i mean you get a cool name with nitro

[ornate latch]

LMAO

[green sequoia]

lmao

[desert cairn]

based

[green sequoia]

yeah i guess

[warped light]

gosh, just had to make it all about you, huh?

[trail isle]

[jaunty garnet]

cool name

[polar python]

Yeah its called um purchase it

And use the claude app

[warped light]

happy birthday btw dude

unc status

[desert cairn]

thx

[green sequoia]

when there were tags i used dyno to change my tag without nitro

[ornate latch]

didn't you get your birthday role like

[desert cairn]

im poor

[ornate latch]

2 days ago

[desert cairn]

[green sequoia]

i finally landed on lucas#1955 which was super rare especially without nitro

and discord had to take it away from me by changing the system

[ornate latch]

why is it rare

[wicked surge]

Dumb

[jaunty garnet]

1 in 9999

[green sequoia]

yeah

[trail isle]

https://base.org is cool

[green sequoia]

and it was always at 100% usage

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/app-applcation-application-meme-benjammins-big-application-gif-13214571959576025926

[real cobalt]

@hushed basin

[green sequoia]

i could never set it to just lucas, it was always lucash or some bs variation

[warped light]

i never understood why there is a whole marketplace for usernames. i find it stupid if you want to pay a ton of money for "zdnm" just because its 4 letters. doesn't make sense to me

[green sequoia]

fr

[ornate latch]

and most of the guys who buy accounts like this are skids

[warped light]

dont scare me like that bro (i have a full time job)

[green sequoia]

i don't pay any subscriptions myself, i either pirate shit or just don't have it

[jaunty garnet]

there are some things you can’t pirate

[winter meadow]

hi lucas

[jaunty garnet]

like icraze tweaks

[untold helm]

Thank god

[green sequoia]

hey bro

[winter meadow]

hru

[green sequoia]

i don't mind not having a certain tweak cause my goal with jailbreaking my devices is just to make them more functional and more capable like android

[green sequoia]

doing well, and you?

[trail isle]

this is what 100 syringes looks like

[winter meadow]

i custom rommed my j7 neo aka j7 core aka j7 nxt

[ornate latch]

Thanks

[green sequoia]

W phone

[trail isle]

incase anyone was wondering

[winter meadow]

yeah

[trail isle]

[winter meadow]

now i have more storage

[green sequoia]

guys

[winter meadow]

stock rom

[warped light]

@manic tulip The other day, I tried to join the Mincraft game server this server has but I wasnt whitelisted.

[winter meadow]

this rom with the same apps on stock

[ornate latch]

just throw this shit away bro

[green sequoia]

is my s20 fe (g780f) screen possibly not lighting up because the display cable says g781b (s20 fe 5g)?

[chilly bear]

heroin

[winter meadow]

i will throw you away

[winter meadow]

yes

[ornate latch]

16 GB of storage is unusable nowadays

[trail isle]

16gb storage in the last day of 2025

[winter meadow]

its usable

i have apps i need

[ornate latch]

for barely any apps, yeah

[green sequoia]

it's surviveable

[trail isle]

test

[ornate latch]

I forgot you were Russian until I saw Telegram

[green sequoia]

i used to main a 6s 32gb for like two years and all my apps fit on it fine, but there was only like 1gb left for photos

every 2 months or so i had to plug it into my pc and transfer all the photos to my ssd

[manic tulip]

Yeah we require a whitelist, cc @spark gale idk how you want to handle this

I don't know if I have proper perms or anything

[green sequoia]

rn im on my se1 64gb with 11.3.1 blobs 😎

[winter meadow]

nice

[manic tulip]

I haven't joined it myself yet I just know I'm whitelisted

[winter meadow]

rn im on my 64gb phone

[green sequoia]

should i main it

[warped light]

I was told needing member + role or something

[ornate latch]

everyone is instantly gonna skin you when you join

[ornate latch]

Member Pro, yeah

[muted shuttle]

What’s your username

[ornate latch]

Hey buddy hes not even member plus

[manic tulip]

Yeah that's why I'm asking him, might be a developer bias

[muted shuttle]

Oh wtf

[warped light]

lemme boot up minecraft on my macbook one sec

[muted shuttle]

I’m ngl i just assumed he was member pro or higher

oops

Surely aaron will whitelist

[chilly bear]

haha whitename .

[winter meadow]

i mean if i was aaron i would whitelist

[green sequoia]

would you whitelist me if i asked very nicely and said please

[warped light]

objc_msgSend

on mc

I also have that name on R6

[minor cave]

yo someone help me

[green sequoia]

@lean sorrel lemme just see about sth

[minor cave]

can this server help me get rid of screen time

[green sequoia]

Turn Off Screen Time

[minor cave]

bro ik how i mean like

[lean sorrel]

yooo

crazy

[minor cave]

can this help me find the password that my parents set and that i have no clue what it is

[green sequoia]

bh = 81

[green sequoia]

i don't know about that tbh

[minor cave]

hmmm alr

[untold helm]

Ok

What iOS version

Oh they left

[jaunty garnet]

stnuke?

[copper tendon]

macos 26.0 developer beta 1

[vital knoll]

can I get whitelisted

[muted shuttle]

What’s your username

[molten crag]

and here i go realizing that it took 4 years for my 6s' BH to fall below 80%

[wicked surge]

bleepers

OtterHappy

hi maxiy

[muted shuttle]

Hii

[versed sun]

How do I get rid of ads on the windows lock screen

[ornate latch]

simply don't use Microsoft slopware

[copper tendon]

use macos

[ornate latch]

even bigger slop

[versed sun]

You got drivers for a rtx 3080

[copper tendon]

[copper tendon]

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/catwait-cat-wagging-tail-gif-15164511416751561383

[copper tendon]

top 50 reasons to use macos 26.0 developer beta 1 in 2026

[wicked surge]

otterBleh

[copper tendon]

50. stability

[ornate latch]

49. stability

[green sequoia]

my city's bus fare was already the most expensive in the country

[vital knoll]

idk :D

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Yo i found void ai twin https://slopware.ai/

[green sequoia]

then the mayor decided to give us all a christmas present and increase it even more

almost doubled since 2020

[teal bramble]

omg ❤️

[teal bramble]

even the website is slop

[trail isle]

slopware

[copper tendon]

i love mineek

https://download.developer.apple.com/Developer_Tools/Xcode_26.3_beta_1/Xcode_26.3_beta_1_Apple_silicon.xip

https://download.developer.apple.com/Developer_Tools/Xcode_26.3_beta_1/Xcode_26.3_beta_1_Universal.xip

[ornate latch]

Mods virus

[trail isle]

tf is a .xip anyway

[untold helm]

Xvideos Zip

Probably

[trail isle]

ok blud

weirdo

freak

[jaunty garnet]

gooner

use 🟩 instead

[untold helm]

[[anitime]]

General moment

[jaunty garnet]

rename anitime to goontime

[chilly bear]

[copper tendon]

encrypted zip

[trail isle]

bro its literally xcode

[copper tendon]

only apple uses it basically

[trail isle]

is it that deep

[copper tendon]

eh

[untold helm]

Apple moment

Anything that isn’t a zip

[jaunty garnet]

think different

[green sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-meme-meme-meme-cat-gif-14470917232397934693

[untold helm]

Average R/jb member

[trail isle]

average discord user

[untold helm]

I feel like a trans girl but not a girl tbh

[trail isle]

femboy

[untold helm]

Probably

[trail isle]

smh

@sour canyon freedom

[sour canyon]

bye bye pol

[trail isle]

fr

[sour canyon]

YOU'R FREE!!!!

[trail isle]

you'r

im just gonna leave it all in usdc

and ACTUALLY KEEP LIKE A DOLLAR OF ETH BASE

SO I CAN COVER FEES

[trail isle]

i will not be purchasing a blahaj

i do not care for plushies.

[untold helm]

????

[trail isle]

what

i am allowed to keep my money

wtf happened

[trail isle]

i blame trump

this is probably trumps fault

[untold helm]

I thought that was a jar for a second

[trail isle]

alcoholic

[copper tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/pornacore-dan-hentschel-boing-boing-gif-17129663767629148035

[sour canyon]

gambling coin

[sour canyon]

not even my pic

[trail isle]

sadly

[trail isle]

twitter.com

[copper tendon]

trump actually made it pump

[jaunty garnet]

how did it go from $126k to $82k that fast

[trail isle]

for a while

[untold helm]

1 bitcoin please

[copper tendon]

because trump promoted it and everyone pumped into it, and then they rugpulled

[untold helm]

Where tf is my Wii power cables

[untold helm]

Modern economy

[jaunty garnet]

im about to get bitcoins

💔

[copper tendon]

its basically right where it was before he started talking about it lmao

nothing changed

[sour canyon]

[copper tendon]

literally just a pump and dump

[jaunty garnet]

😭

[copper tendon]

exactly where it was before he said anything lol

[untold helm]

I can’t wait for that to happened to USD

[copper tendon]

i cant wait for all the epstein files to get released

[sour canyon]

bitcoin bros be like "wah wah wah i want bitcoin pump i want line go up" ok where were YOU when bitcoin was actually accepted as payment on steam.... greedy ass.... want bitcoin go up but no want spend bitcoin..... you are like a dog who won't drop the frisbee but wants throw anyways

[copper tendon]

or for someone on the inside to just leak all of it fully unredacted

if that ever sees the light of day that would be insane

[sour canyon]

bitcoin acceptance as payment on the web actually used to be higher in like 2016-2018 than it is now

[copper tendon]

if you wanna use crypto on the web literally just use usdt or monero

why are you using bitcoin

[sour canyon]

tru

bitcoin as payment is ass

[copper tendon]

but no one accepts either

everyone just uses bitcoin because basically everyone knows it

[sour canyon]

high fees slow conf no privacy

[copper tendon]

even though it fucking sucks to use because i have to type 0.2332373632327676326732 just to send 50 cents

[green sequoia]

i bought one cause i was in europe where they have ikeas but im not trans or gay at all

[sour canyon]

slow conf didn't use to be as much of a problem because you couldn't replace unconfirmed transactions, so if something showed up in a wallet and it was a very-low-risk purchase like $5 of groceries, you could just settle it at 0 confirmations

after they added RBF it slowly became the default on most wallets

[remote tinsel]

I have flip phone

[lunar nest]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-gif-27048745

[jaunty garnet]

dark web

[sour canyon]

bitcoin acceptance on dark web is down too because it's not private

[jaunty garnet]

???

[sour canyon]

they use monero mostly

[jaunty garnet]

well

i see everything that accepts monero also accepts bitcoin

but i havent explored that much

[sour canyon]

white house market which was one of the biggest dealt in monero only

but they exit scammed

[jaunty garnet]

💔

[indigo bough]

i have deleted my containers / applications folder

it saved so much space

[trail isle]

much better @sour canyon

[sour canyon]

nft owner

[trail isle]

no it’s one of them scam ones with a qr code that people send you

[sour canyon]

LOL

[trail isle]

i don’t wanna spend currency to burn it

if you even can on eth

[sour canyon]

smart contract enabled crypto scams are hilarious

[untold helm]

How do you know this??

[trail isle]

it’s so bad bro oh my god

i’m just gonna keep everything in base

i like the ethereum network so this is like a perfect solution

[copper tendon]

bored apes nft

[trail isle]

no

[untold helm]

Easiest way to loose money

[sour canyon]

i used to browse dark net markets for fun and not actually buy anything

[jaunty garnet]

thats what im doing rn

😭

[sour canyon]

what a pain in the ass it is to make a GPG key just to look at the product

[jaunty garnet]

???

wtf were you looking for

that needed a gpg key

[trail isle]

how tho

[sour canyon]

or PGP or whatever

[copper tendon]

investment

[jaunty garnet]

by "about" i mean in a few weeks

[sour canyon]

they made you set it up so you could talk to sellers privately

[jaunty garnet]

oh

[trail isle]

you can pay with bitcoin on steam??

[trail isle]

how

[sour canyon]

you used to

[trail isle]

what method

[trail isle]

ah

[jaunty garnet]

opsec method or something idk

[untold helm]

Can someone give me a single bitcoin please

Just 1

[jaunty garnet]

go in a cave and mine for it

[untold helm]

GPU will explode

[trail isle]

right

[desert cairn]

dont even bother youll just get another one

[trail isle]

exactly

anyway im gonna buy a domain with usdc now

cuz why not

[jaunty garnet]

is usdc or usdt better

[untold helm]

Normal usd

[trail isle]

usdc

[untold helm]

usb c

[jaunty garnet]

lightning

[trail isle]

tether is the most sketchy company of all time

boycott usdt

[jaunty garnet]

the 1.jpg 2.jpg 3.jpg 4.jpg elon musk scams use it

[half compass]

HAWK$ coin

[desert cairn]

c

[chilly bear]

usde

(epstein)

[untold helm]

Usdt

(Trump)

[trail isle]

i now own kateh.net

[untold helm]

Mods there will be malware on this website in the future

[trail isle]

moooodsss

[jaunty garnet]

[trail isle]

paid in crypto cuz im broke

[trail isle]

i said i own it not that anything was hosted there

[jaunty garnet]

put something on it

[trail isle]

i will

imm putting my jellyfin at jellyfin.kateh.net

at some point

[jaunty garnet]

pirated movies

oh

[trail isle]

when i can be bothered

[untold helm]

Is having these surrounding the Wii might be a reason for it not pairing

[trail isle]

i have some that are some that arent

[pulsar hatch]

Now that I have like live container and stuff what apps should I get

[untold helm]

Dolphinios

[trail isle]

stake gambling

[weary furnace]

guys

i have 17 bucks in USDT

but uhh

i don’t got etherium

so

what do i do.

[trail isle]

@dense valve should i run my own base node on my nas for funny

wait not bradley

@desert cairn

also how tf is it still your birthday

[desert cairn]

happy birthday

[trail isle]

girthday

https://github.com/base/node

do i run

[desert cairn]

useless

run monero node

[coral fog]

plx

[trail isle]

what

what does plx have to do with this

[pulsar hatch]

No Just no

[trail isle]

nvm i do NOT have that much ram

800 dollars of ram neeeded for a base node

[pulsar hatch]

Ok so like I need some other apps other than stake gambling my guy

[trail isle]

youtube

https://ytliteplus.github.io

turn of youtube dislike or shorts player crashes

[untold helm]

Rents worth of ram

[trail isle]

literally

[pulsar hatch]

That amount of ram worth more than my pc lol

[trail isle]

holy fuck

[pulsar hatch]

Does that say 21 billion bro

[trail isle]

yes

[untold helm]

I have 120gb of ddr3 all spread out

[trail isle]

binance's cold wallet

richest bitcoin address

i wonder whatll happen when bitcoins run out

no more mining

[untold helm]

Infinite time

[trail isle]

i mean there can only be 21 million bitcoin

so

what happens when its all been mined

@sour canyon i need your input on this

[untold helm]

Well what happens if all the real gold has been mined

[trail isle]

that will never happen

there is too much

[trail isle]

oh

plx.

bosh

now i have to route my tunnel to it

instead of old one

how tf do i do that without setting it all up again

[jaunty garnet]

what crypto wallet are you even using

[trail isle]

tangem

hardware

[jaunty garnet]

wtf

[trail isle]

what

[desert cairn]

● The streaming test now shows data is being received (message_start event). Let me check if there's an error in the stream by looking at more test output:

[desert cairn]

u just change the domain

[trail isle]

ok good

[desert cairn]

@teal bramble Im cooking

[teal bramble]

What

[desert cairn]

He doesn't know

[sour canyon]

miners only make money on the transaction fees

[trail isle]

https://jellyfin.kateh.net exists now

even tho my nas isnt online rn so it does to nowhere

[trail isle]

i guess

[jaunty garnet]

🔥

[teal bramble]

i dont

[trail isle]

i get this

i need to make a landing page

[desert cairn]

You do I told you

[trail isle]

i dont want to learn html or css or javascript

i refuse

[desert cairn]

fastllm

[jaunty garnet]

php

[desert cairn]

Claude:

[trail isle]

what if

i

[ashen basin]

Getting kinda used to 30fps and then going to 120fps feels like my soul got sucked into the screen

[trail isle]

make a straw.page

and route it to my domain

[teal bramble]

oh

awesome

[sour canyon]

hardware wallets keep the private keys in a secure enclave in a separate electronic gizmo, and your computer talks to the hardware wallet to get a transaction signed

[jaunty garnet]

Secure Enclave

Apple

[sour canyon]

the transaction signing happens on the separate gizmo

[teal bramble]

brainworm. — 5:06 AM
Secure Enclave
Apple

[sour canyon]

not Apple Secure Enclave™️ but some secure element that is a similar idea

[jaunty garnet]

seems unnecessary unless you have more than 1 bitcoin

[sour canyon]

it's like an insurance measure, so a virus can't take your bitcoin

but yes

[trail isle]

arent i breaking cloudflare tos by using tunnels for jellyfin

[sour canyon]

they are popular among those who have a shit load of crypto

[trail isle]

i just bought it cuz im paranoid

[jaunty garnet]

you have 10 usdc 💔💔💔

[trail isle]

its like 40

but i do make big transactions sometimes

i spend 100 dollars of bitcoin

last week

[jaunty garnet]

wtf

why

suspicious

[worthy garden]

hello

[jaunty garnet]

hi

[worthy garden]

hi

[trail isle]

hi

[trail isle]

why do you think

[worthy garden]

why do you think

[jaunty garnet]

drugs???

idk

[trail isle]

technically

[worthy garden]

i eat them

[untold helm]

Could Apple theoretically make a town

[trail isle]

im bringing back the rjb trend of putting your domain as your display name

[candid lotus]

Guys

This guy telling me iOS 26 won’t slow down a iPhone 12 mini

[trail isle]

@muted shuttle tap in 📲

[candid lotus]

He’s wrong

[untold helm]

Who

[candid lotus]

Just some guy on the Apple server

[untold helm]

Ask them if iOS 18 will slow down a iPad 7

[candid lotus]

Idk anything about iPads so I wouldn’t be able to have a conversation about that one

But he’s really trying to convince me

I mean iOS 26 even slowed my 13 mini

[untold helm]

(It’s the same chip as the iPhone 7, which that ended on iOS 15, don’t tell him that part though)

I want to see his response

[candid lotus]

Ok

[trail isle]

who else had their domain as their display name

[untold helm]

Just say “what about the iPad 7 on iOS 18?” Or sthm

[candid lotus]

Yep I asked

But he’s also such a slow typer it’s pissibg me off

He’s been typing for 5 minutes now

Now he stopped

[worthy garden]

not you

[teal bramble]

Hell yeah

[trail isle]

i did with my old name

[worthy garden]

yea

[trail isle]

wait @worthy garden do you actually know who i am 😭

[worthy garden]

no.

[trail isle]

ill dm you ig

[worthy garden]

scary..

[candid lotus]

Its kate!

[worthy garden]

kattey pteyy

[candid lotus]

[trail isle]

what

[worthy garden]

kate26

[trail isle]

no

never

never again

[remote tinsel]

Chat is this good for my flip phone

[worthy garden]

yes

[remote tinsel]

Nice

[trail isle]

why do you have a flip phone

[remote tinsel]

Bc the modern web is stupid

By modern web I mean modern phones

Idk why I said that tbh

[trail isle]

stupid how

[remote tinsel]

They're all the same and are too expensive

[untold helm]

Make your own phone

[uneven rampart]

hey guys, i’m trying to get a new MacBook Pro 14” M5 custom built with 32GB RAM and 1TB but Apple keeps cancelling my order and support keeps telling me it’s “due to availability” and to make a new order. How long does this take to get solved usually? Or should I just ditch the Apple Store and go for a trusted reseller

[untold helm]

Most flip phones nowadays are also running the same chips n shit aswell

Just maybe with a different skin or shell

It’s not any different anymore

[worthy garden]

cheaper the better!!

[trail isle]

nokia 3310 with a 2g sim

in 2026

[worthy garden]

have faith

[green sequoia]

a good phone is cheaper than ever

[worthy garden]

maybe j*b is needed

[remote tinsel]

I'd get one if it's even possible

But it isn't

Bc stupid AI and their bullshit shenanigans

[green sequoia]

i would use it for a day

we have edge and gprs

[remote tinsel]

Lucky

[trail isle]

there’s like one network with 2g left in the uk now

[green sequoia]

my carrier doesnt technically have it

[trail isle]

zero with 3g

[green sequoia]

they use tim's networks

[trail isle]

3g is dead

[remote tinsel]

Zero with 2G and 3G and 1G for USA

[worthy garden]

guys i have 5g but not use

[green sequoia]

if 3g was shut down here, soo many people would lose internet access

like literally millions

[remote tinsel]

Oof

[green sequoia]

a good % of the population

[green sequoia]

the 5G in my phone's name to me just means it has a snapdragon 865 and not exynos

5G was made to be left disabled lol

[worthy garden]

woah

[trail isle]

i get 5g basically everywhere in city

[worthy garden]

never using

[green sequoia]

my dad's house doesnt even have 4g

tim there barely has 2g even

keep in mind this is a capital city i live in

[trail isle]

brilliant

[green sequoia]

not some middle of nowhere outskirts

[worthy garden]

this is why i use wifi at home

[coral fog]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yqvR55/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

[dense valve]

@alpine chasm does staff banning a user still give the option to appeal?

[ripe anchor]

Bars aren’t necessarily an indicator of signal strength

[trail isle]

fixed

[alpine chasm]

If you are ever in that position you are not getting unbanned period, we never use staff ban

Just for the worst people

[worthy garden]

bros talking about jayy

[alpine chasm]

Jay wasn't staff banned

jay was regularly banned by hydrate

[worthy garden]

oh

[alpine chasm]

Staff ban does not show who banned them

[coral fog]

never let him back in pls

[indigo bough]

at aaron

not sure of ur aware of that but its kinda cool

[worthy garden]

at aaron

[trail isle]

i saw this ages ago then just didn’t watch the video

[indigo bough]

real

[trail isle]

why do you want jayy back

[fervent dove]

@trail isle's timezone is Europe/London 🇬🇧
It is currently 05:17 AM GMT

[trail isle]

i’m going to sleep

[thick tapir]

i miss him

he was the goat

[trail isle]

what is wrong with yall

i do not miss him

[indigo bough]

this discussions.apple.com user has saved me

[thick tapir]

he made shit interesting

[indigo bough]

gobless

[trail isle]

i wasn’t hating for the fun of it i genuinely dislike him so much

[thick tapir]

me too

[trail isle]

he made me not wanna be here

[thick tapir]

but i still miss him

[thick tapir]

me too

[trail isle]

gn

[green sequoia]

i transferred 1500 photos from my 8+ to my pendrive and it took like 3 hours

the battery ran out in the first attempt

[dense valve]

no

there is a notable person in the sideloaded subreddit that we may ban from the discord (already banned from the reddit)

[trail isle]

what are you even trying to do

[dense valve]

then what is the point of staff ban if you can get unbanned? im confused

[dense valve]

@spark gale

you're in an mkbhd thumbnail

[coral fog]

he's famous

[indigo bough]

i didnt ping him because its 12:25

[spark gale]

Staff ban is used when we think we might be targeted

[worthy garden]

hello

[coral fog]

hi

[dense valve]

he's online

[indigo bough]

o i saw him on idle mb

[spark gale]

Yes, I know but thank you

[dense valve]

I see

Is it possible to ban someone and not give an appeal link at all or no

[spark gale]

Only if we silent ban through discord and not through GR

[dense valve]

I understand, thanks

[indigo bough]

have yall silent banned me once

[dense valve]

if you were silent banned i doubt you would be here

[indigo bough]

🤷

[trail isle]

i have never been banned

[indigo bough]

public mod logs shows 4 bans

[trail isle]

well

[indigo bough]

cases shows 5

[trail isle]

only minecraft

[indigo bough]

but ig it wouldnt show in cases anyways

[ornate latch]

@spark gale Yo twin you can change this

[trail isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1452138117074124841/1455755677069742294/3C0A1E59-364D-42FE-9458-2E577F130E96.gif

[dense valve]

False

minecraft

[trail isle]

in the discord

[coral fog]

unban cameren

[trail isle]

and yall have no idea what my reddit account is and never will

so

[ornate latch]

This is so sad it wasnt applied

[dense valve]

huuh

[trail isle]

yes

[trail isle]

rude

[ornate latch]

Hey buddy at least i dont have a website that doesnt even exist as my nickname

[trail isle]

https://jellyfin.kateh.net does

[dense valve]

https://lukinh.ass

[ornate latch]

Hacking into it rn

[remote tinsel]

It's just how close you are to the closest usable tower

[trail isle]

i just haven’t written a landing page

[trail isle]

ok bud

[trail isle]

is ass even a tld

[dense valve]

let me check

[trail isle]

ok

[indigo bough]

idk

[trail isle]

surely not

[dense valve]

no

.ass no

[trail isle]

good

[indigo bough]

.ass subtitles

[dense valve]

.ss yes but the public cannot register it

[trail isle]

are they the cool ones or the boring ones

[indigo bough]

Files with the ending .ass are mostly linked to Aegisub. This program is used to create subtitles for videos and clips and is available for Windows, Mac OS, and Linux. The ASS file contains the textual subtitle information that is used to provide subtitles in different languages for anime, movies, TV series, and even karaoke tracks. The subtitles can be highly customized thanks to the Advanced SubStation Alpha syntax. The customization can alter the style, encoding, spacing, and orientation of the subtitle text, among others. This formatting information as well as information about the timing and sequence are saved in the ASS file. Determining different speakers with names and by color is also possible.

While many media players, such as the VideoLAN VLC player, support the use of ASS files, they cannot be edited in the players. For this, the files have to either be opened in the Aegisub program or a text editor. Since the information inside the file is saved in a plain text format, Wordpad, Notepad++, TextEdit, and the like can open the files.

Here is a short, non-exhaustive list of programs that can open ASS documents :

Aegisub (Windows, Mac & Linux)
J2 Interactive MX Player (Android)
MPlayer (Windows, Mac & Linux)
olimsoft Oplayer (iOS)
VideoLAN VLC media player (Windows, Mac & Linux)
Any Text Editor

[trail isle]

f4mi made a video on this i think

[indigo bough]

idk u can read

[trail isle]

i can’t sorry

[indigo bough]

skill issue ig

[dense valve]

how did u type ts then

[remote tinsel]

That's a lot of stuff I'm not gonna read

[ornate latch]

AI

[trail isle]

dictation

[remote tinsel]

Ew

[trail isle]

what

[dense valve]

https://tenor.com/view/jensen-gpu-nvidia-gif-6787244001723707525

[jagged turret]

No, its just a sort of unknown algorithm based on signal strength and quality

[trail isle]

dictation is lowk useful

faster than typing

[remote tinsel]

Bro is so strong that metal looks like pudding in his hands

[dense valve]

dictation is good when it works

if it works

[trail isle]

apple’s usually does

[remote tinsel]

But you look like you're crazy and using the call speaker when out in public

[trail isle]

don’t do it in public then

[dense valve]

has dictation worked for anyone on macos

[ornate latch]

then don't do it out in public

really simple

[remote tinsel]

Still looks crazy tbh

[dense valve]

it never types anything 4 me

[trail isle]

i actually haven’t ever used it for more than like 1 word i don’t know how to spell

[remote tinsel]

I can try later

[trail isle]

is your mic set to like blackhole or something

[ornate latch]

Can dictation write the sounds of my diarrhea for me

[trail isle]

what

[remote tinsel]

Btw I upgraded my DDR3 RAM from 8gb to 16gb

[dense valve]

no

[ornate latch]

DDR3 🥀

[dense valve]

nvm it worked somehow

it's just slow

[remote tinsel]

It's from 2014, shush

[dense valve]

it's never worked

[ornate latch]

even worse bro

pure ewaste

[remote tinsel]

How is it ewaste if it's usable

I literally use for web and light games

[ornate latch]

it's ass

[remote tinsel]

I'm not listening to a person who's called luke

[ornate latch]

Ok thats not my name even

[remote tinsel]

It feels like it

[ornate latch]

ok but it isn't

[remote tinsel]

And I'm saying it just feels like it

[ornate latch]

and I'm saying it isn't

[remote tinsel]

And I'm saying it's a fitting name

[ornate latch]

@fallen pelican Is it ?

[sour canyon]

mfs on the internet be like "computers from 10 years ago are unusable slow"

[remote tinsel]

"ooh phones from 10 years ago are SO slow"

It's slow because it was a very cheap piece of shit back then

Mine was a flagship back in 2014

And it's still decent nowadays

[ornate latch]

Hey i never said that

[remote tinsel]

You implied it loudly

[ornate latch]

it's ass compared to the standard nowadays

[remote tinsel]

It's ass compared to your standards*

[ornate latch]

no not really

DDR3 is not even close to the standards nowadays

[remote tinsel]

That still doesn't mean it's ass

And yes it's not the standard

Duh

[ornate latch]

it is compared to the standard

[jagged turret]

yes

[sour canyon]

have fun using a computer from 20 years ago when the global supply chain collapses

[remote tinsel]

Someone's too rich for an ordinary computer

[dark osprey]

fr

[jagged turret]

I won't

[dark osprey]

can it even run windows

[jagged turret]

I already have a computer from 1 year ago

[remote tinsel]

Yeah

I just went with macOS instead

[ornate latch]

not when it gets recoded to Rust

[teal bramble]

windows is getting recoded to rust?

:/

[ornate latch]

yes

[remote tinsel]

I have multiple computers and they're all fun

[ornate latch]

with AI too

they are vibecoding Windows

to Rust

[dark osprey]

is it a mac

[remote tinsel]

It's a Dell

[dark osprey]

💔

[remote tinsel]

Dell Inspiron 23 5348

[remote tinsel]

What now

[jagged turret]

recoded

[dark osprey]

dell is consumerslop

[jagged turret]

none of my computers are "fun"

[remote tinsel]

I'm sorry I'm not rich enough to get an entire new computer

[rotund glade]

at mdoerators

if i boost

[dark osprey]

u can get a thinkpad that's 67x better for like $200

[rotund glade]

can i get minecraft server

[remote tinsel]

Yeah that's still expensive

[rotund glade]

hrlp me please

[dark osprey]

india?

[remote tinsel]

USA

[dark osprey]

[harsh bolt]

you're on r/jailbreak lenny cmon

you expect people here to have $200

[remote tinsel]

Don't blame me, it is literally impossible to get a job

[remote tinsel]

Like I said, rich people problems

[harsh bolt]

you're literally beefing with what is probably an autistic teenager

[dark osprey]

pov maxine

[remote tinsel]

I'm 21, thank you

[dark osprey]

true...

[ornate latch]

having $200 is not being rich buddy

[rotund glade]

super rich

[jagged turret]

10 years ago is skylake that's not even crazy

[lean latch]

ur broke btw

[harsh bolt]

sorry, hard to tell

and i don't mean that in a rude way

[remote tinsel]

I couldn't tell if you did use autism as an insult

[harsh bolt]

I did not

[remote tinsel]

Ok

[ornate latch]

it's the average person here

[remote tinsel]

What

[harsh bolt]

ok bro

[ornate latch]

don't even try to interact with that guy

he's just gonna ragebait you

[harsh bolt]

me?

i'm not gonna ragebait

[ornate latch]

not you

[rotund glade]

Cap

[remote tinsel]

I'm so broke that I forced Windows XP to be daily drivable

[harsh bolt]

you're using XP on that AIO?

[remote tinsel]

Mail client and all

[remote tinsel]

Oh no no, entirely different computer

[harsh bolt]

ah

[remote tinsel]

Two of them actually

[rotund glade]

@half compassif i boost do i get to playminecraft

[ornate latch]

no

[remote tinsel]

I have a lot of free computers

[rotund glade]

bruh

salvery

[ornate latch]

you have to be Member Pro

[rotund glade]

boosting above thio

[remote tinsel]

Member Pro+ Ultra Premium

[ornate latch]

Ok

[harsh bolt]

prince you literally collect government phones i don't wanna hear it

[remote tinsel]

Speaking of

[dark osprey]

can u rlly not get a job

[remote tinsel]

Old photo btw

[harsh bolt]

alcatel?

[rotund glade]

are uz a furry bruh

[alpine chasm]

You might be mixing up staff ban with discord native ban, which will not give a mod log or an appeal link

[remote tinsel]

Yeah, everything uses online bullshit and online services are using AI

[remote tinsel]

What's wrong with them?

[remote tinsel]

Yea

Lost it unfortunately

[ornate latch]

ok but how does that stop you from getting a job

[dark osprey]

have u tried wearing a suit and tie and giving the owner a firm handshake

[jagged turret]

I did

[lean latch]

i dont mind you