general

[worthy garden]

hi

[proven moss]

?

[dry monolith]

Whats Up

the Sky

Hah

Lol

LOL

[proven moss]

Listen to lux

[dry monolith]

no

[teal bramble]

uhhhhhhhh

idk

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!

[winter meadow]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!

[atomic panther]

What fnaf game is the best?

[winter meadow]

None

[atomic panther]

L take

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/rterraria/status/2005636191337484430?s=46 lmaooo wtf

r/Terraria 🌳 (@rTerraria)

Someone put the 8 copies of playable fnaf games in the terraria files and posted them as a terraria mod http://redd.it/1pylwj2

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 29, 2025, 1:45 PM

[ashen basin]

Sister location or pizzeria simulator

[atomic panther]

Which fnaf game should I play as a beginner

[ashen basin]

1 lmfao

Just go through them game by game

[atomic panther]

What are the strategies of the clankers to try to kill me?

Tell me a great counter to all of them

[ashen basin]

Great counter: not dying

[atomic panther]

I wish gold Freddy was more common

Bonnie is at the door and I close it before he went even nearer

Night 1 is not even hard

[glacial valve]

@low mortar we working on sel obf tonight

[low mortar]

thats just called objc direct

[glacial valve]

🙄

objc_msgSend go br

[atomic panther]

What yall talking about?

[glacial valve]

funnies

[proven moss]

Guys

Help me pick iems

[green sequoia]

my iphone 4 is shocking the shit outta me

i cant pick it up

[atomic panther]

I survive night 3 on fnaf 1

[trail isle]

so peak

[atomic panther]

Why I hear golden Freddy

I see "it's me"

When I use the tablet to see cameras

Is he going to appear

[crisp saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-funny-iasip-denis-gif-19016593

[atomic panther]

I need answer

Now it's night 5

This is too easy

Who is talking in the mic

It isn't the normal phone guy

It's a deep voice

[proven moss]

Help

HELP

Im about to impulse buy a pair of HS5s

[atomic panther]

Just buy them dawg

Foxy almost got me

I lucky close the door

Got his ass

I won

[split nimbus]

https://x.com/wolpmary/status/2005346707631141151

Rosemary (@wolpmary)

discord gifs when the joke is time sensitive

X · Dec 28, 2025, 6:34 PM

[coral fog]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/677689880398266388/1454340802158264456/thecow.gif

[atomic panther]

Free steak

[quiet egret]

Help me guys, i have iphone 5s on ios 10.3.3 and want to downgrade it to 7-9 ios (any method) I HAVE ARM MAC So i have issues with Seramphonenfdmzkfds

[wraith reef]

Hello

[quiet egret]

Please

[trail isle]

acurate

[worthy garden]

hi

[worthy garden]

this is general chat

[green sequoia]

i guess my cores don't get along

cause what else would explain this

[quiet egret]

I know

[green sequoia]

the "jailbreak" channel is more like support even though it isn't called that for some reason

[winter meadow]

EL BICHO⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⢿⣷⠒⠲⣾⣾⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⠟⠁⠀⢿⣿⠁⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣠⡾⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣸⣿⣿⣿⣆⠙⢿⣷⡀⠀⠀ ⣰⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⡀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠂⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⠿⠟⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣧⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠠⢾⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣷⡤⠄

¡SIIUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[hybrid nest]

Hello 👋

[waxen depot]

yo

[velvet zenith]

true ...

[copper tendon]

where on god's green earth is Xcode 26.3 developer beta 1

and where is macOS 26.0 Developer Beta 10

[winter meadow]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/_meoujmMWvx4Pjvp5ABPzAkLtat7DMC9awhLa0sMaEk/https/media.tenor.com/qWupoxsUw3QAAAPo/poland-princess.mp4

Why is it a mp4 wtf

[green sequoia]

wow ios 6 still logs into icloud

[copper tendon]

less than half a year til wwdc 2026

[winter meadow]

hi chat

[rich dune]

Hi

[slim loom]

Hi

[remote tinsel]

it’s so buggy but epic

[remote tinsel]

h i

[wicked surge]

@desert cairn Happy Birthday!

@desert cairn Happy Birthday!

@desert cairn Happy Birthday!

cat~3

[thick tapir]

@nebula Happy Birthday!

wtf

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/birthday-month-gif-13638391376345603368

[polar python]

@desert cairn Happy Birthday!

[low mortar]

REAL

[wicked surge]

@desert cairn Happy Birthday!

[low mortar]

@desert cairn Happy Birthday!

[wicked surge]

OtterHappy

[thick tapir]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNBQAKleK8Q seems safe

[teal bramble]

dawg

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/goygoygoy-goymart-gif-15286368969405348050

[gusty gulch]

@desert cairn Happy Birthday!

[teal bramble]

@desert cairn Happy Birthday!

[thick tapir]

@desert cairn Happy Birthday!

[wicked surge]

@desert cairn Happy Birthday!

[glacial valve]

@desert cairn Happy Birthday!

@muted shuttle Happy Birthday!

[trail isle]

@desert cairn Happy Birthday!

@muted shuttle Happy Birthday!

[desert cairn]

Thx

[desert cairn]

Thx

[desert cairn]

Thx

[desert cairn]

Thx

[desert cairn]

Thx

[desert cairn]

Thx

[trail isle]

dementia

[wicked surge]

@desert cairn you forgot stky

[copper pelican]

@desert cairn Happy Birthday!

@copper pelican Happy Birthday!

[copper pelican]

thanks

[desert cairn]

@polar python Fuck you

[gilded rapids]

u were born in 2010 ?

[gusty gulch]

@desert cairn Happy Birthday!

[copper pelican]

yea

[gilded rapids]

do u count urself as Gen Z or Gen Alpha

[gusty gulch]

I fuck him every night

[copper pelican]

i mean i didnt get raised by an ipad i got raised by my mom and dad

and i watched pbs kids and shit

[desert cairn]

Notice how you didn't say he fucks you but you fuck him

[gilded rapids]

pbskids is goated

pass

[gusty gulch]

yrs

[trail isle]

stkc lazy

[teal bramble]

Ur birthday gift

is 1 Tier 4 anthropic key

[velvet zenith]

Hey

[desert cairn]

Thanks

@teal bramble Your birthday gift is FastLLM

[desert cairn]

Hi

[teal bramble]

Wtf

🥹

[desert cairn]

Lowkey tuff twin it's fast

Claude is cooking

[teal bramble]

What language

?

[desert cairn]

Typescript with elysia

[nocturne tree]

Engrish

[teal bramble]

Lowkirkenuinely js die

🥹

[desert cairn]

You don't know ball

[teal bramble]

voidai is using typescript w elysia

trust me i know ball

there is a reason on why im recoding ts in go

💔❤️💔❤️

[desert cairn]

I bet you use prisms

Prisma

[teal bramble]

And what.

Prisma is goated

[desert cairn]

Prisma is slow and bulky

Drizzle wins

[teal bramble]

ur slow and bulky

i will drizzle all over u

[desert cairn]

Nah

[teal bramble]

bud

sorry

[desert cairn]

?

[teal bramble]

?

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy Birthday!

@desert cairn Happy Birthday!

[teal bramble]

it’s not even db operations that’s slow

cuz like

90% of the things r cached

using redis

[coarse ginkgo]

who needs cache

[teal bramble]

me

[coarse ginkgo]

1984 :/

[teal bramble]

whar

[coarse ginkgo]

true

[teal bramble]

huh

[indigo bough]

based

[wintry python]

@wintry python

[untold helm]

I did

I’m using a dbrand case

[little fable]

Hi everyone, I have an iPhone with iOS 16.1.1 and I would like to know if anyone has a guide to install TrollStore and Dopamine, thanks.

[untold helm]

https://ios.cfw.guide/installing-dopamine

[little fable]

Tysm

[lusty obsidian]

we fw the frieren keychain? https://otaku.shop/products/frieren-keystrap-keychain-frieren?variant=44201468756165&media_type=image&tw_source=ig&tw_adid=120227519404030295&campaign_id=120227518304210295&ad_id=120227519404030295

[vital knoll]

@desert cairn happy turduckenqua

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-26414884

[thick tapir]

holy shit my sense of time is so fucked i thought its tuesday wtf

[vital knoll]

happy birthday bestie

[vital knoll]

I mean it is for me

[wicked surge]

its your birthday

[thick tapir]

no but yesterday was sunday and it felt like a thursday or friday 😭

i genuinely dont know how the fuck i cant remember what day it is

[dusky elk]

Yes

Was up

[dense valve]

Real

[thick tapir]

im saying its cuz im not in school so days mean fuck all for me

[vital knoll]

holidays and shit

[vital knoll]

mhmm that makes it worse

[thick tapir]

and my work schedule is just random ass days off

[wicked surge]

@desert cairn Happy Birthday!

[vital knoll]

@wicked surge happy turduckenqua

[untold helm]

updog

[vital knoll]

that's a quail inside of a duck inside of a turkey

Bird³

[wicked surge]

better not be inside a otter

[dusky elk]

Was up

[wicked surge]

OtterSip3

[dusky elk]

Hi

[wicked surge]

good bye

[thick tapir]

like wtf is this

[dusky elk]

Well bye

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/hype-party-gif-23560775

[remote tinsel]

who tf is nebula

[wicked surge]

the birthday boy

[remote tinsel]

yeah but who exactly

[remote tinsel]

a calendar

[thick tapir]

are you braindead

[remote tinsel]

no

[thick tapir]

are you sure you arent lying?

[untold helm]

Why

[vital knoll]

it's a cloud of dust and gas in space

[remote tinsel]

yes

[copper pelican]

i know nebula but i dont think anyone knwos you

[remote tinsel]

thanks

[vital knoll]

that's just ari

[dusky elk]

I don’t rud stuff

Was up will that

[remote tinsel]

in here*

[copper pelican]

yeah obv

[wicked surge]

say that to this tree 🎄

[dusky elk]

Right

[copper pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/tungtungtungsahur-gif-15175959536778013002

[remote tinsel]

obviously*

:)

[copper pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-please-speed-i-need-this-tired-blow-gif-15401023925154467112

[dusky elk]

what point Of worry about someone in a nothing conversation

[versed sun]

Will a 1440p 240hz va mini led fron 1080p 60hz ips monitor be a upgrade

[remote tinsel]

yes

[dusky elk]

LIKE you rud Bro

[remote tinsel]

depends on pc hardware tho

[dusky elk]

You wurst the orther cats

[remote tinsel]

what

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/go-ahead-go-for-it-be-my-guest-home-alone-home-alone-2-gif-11414180935453558155

[dusky elk]

like just plan you Discard real life

[remote tinsel]

definitely yes then

[dusky elk]

yes I like

Nonot you

[copper pelican]

damn

https://tenor.com/view/goat-washed-my-goat-washed-lightning-mcqueen-mcqueen-gif-13084113942314445304

[dusky elk]

The bever

[dusky elk]

Yea exodus

[wicked surge]

is that your tree?

[dusky elk]

Hi

[wicked surge]

be gone troll

nervousdoggo

[vital knoll]

WE WISH YOU A SKIBIDI RIZZMAS AND A LIVVY GYATT YEAR

[copper pelican]

not to be rude or anything that was like

l;ast

last

year

[vital knoll]

nah you're just a square

[dusky elk]

Get out there You doing boy

[copper pelican]

i guess

[remote tinsel]

My husband tree

[dusky elk]

You’d doing nothing boo

[copper pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-laughing-sticker-joy-laugh-gif-6050706231918570214

[wicked surge]

so it your tree too

[thick tapir]

how the fuck is 40 degrees outside it was 80 literally 2 days ago

[dusky elk]

I like you tree

[thick tapir]

actually it was 80 yesterday wtf

[copper pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/opps-hood-iphones-are-awesome-app-to-destroy-all-opps-got-that-new-iphone-gif-11589322508996278528

[dusky elk]

It Was 20 degrees

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/drop-dance-snoop-dogg-gif-6032026

[thick tapir]

27c to 4c in a day 😭

[dusky elk]

Why

[vital knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/drop-dance-snoop-dogg-gif-6032026

[copper pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/drop-dance-snoop-dogg-gif-6032026

[wicked surge]

otterBleh

otters be silly

[thick tapir]

like yesterday i went on my break and it was like 75, i come back and its fucking 50 with like 25 mph winds

[copper pelican]

s9

images dont give it justice

u gotta see one for urself

[wicked surge]

more like the s67

nod

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-goat-montage-gif-20349810

[thick tapir]

like how the actual fuck does this happen

democrats actually control the weather 😮‍💨

[covert stream]

Guys, can dopamine be installed on an iPhone without jailbreaking it and without using a computer? Iphone 7 15.8.5

[red hinge]

yes

[covert stream]

How?

[red hinge]

won't tell you

[gusty hedge]

@polar python can I share my icloud backup to my gf?

Is that a possible

[gusty hedge]

So she doesn’t have to set up all the olugins herself

[gusty hedge]

Oooo

It has the everything?

[polar python]

yeah u can pick addons

[gusty hedge]

Ooo

[polar python]

make sure both are on testflight'

[ornate latch]

bro stuck in 2024

[polar python]

WE WISH YOU A SKIBIDI RIZZMAS AND A LIVVY GYATT YEAR

[vital knoll]

how can I do this on my android

[polar python]

buy a good phone

[gusty hedge]

@polar python

You’re going to get me in with the in laws

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/kpop-demon-hunters-k-pop-demon-hunters-kpdh-rumi-rumi-kpdh-gif-18416103367111466525

[vital knoll]

that sounds like a shitty workaround

[red hinge]

you just need to leave an one star on omni app store page, afterwards it will work automatically

[gusty hedge]

Kpop demon hunter

[gusty hedge]

Fuck you

[untold helm]

2 days until 2026 🙏

[gusty hedge]

You’re a shitty workaround

[ornate latch]

Woah.

[gusty hedge]

Stkc makes amazing software.

[polar python]

word

[ornate latch]

ok now you're just capping

[red hinge]

to a degree

plz port omni to android

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-no-way-gif-24547692

[red hinge]

[gusty hedge]

Jujutsu kaisen

[ornate latch]

@polar python Please port omni to blackberry

[woven tangle]

lf for volt can give eclair and adds

[velvet zenith]

Brother merry christmas

[ornate latch]

lf for volt can give eclair and adds

[polar python]

https://www.clicks.tech/products/clicks-keyboard-for-iphone-17

[narrow crown]

can i pls have an eclair

[velvet zenith]

lf for volt can give eclair and adds

[narrow crown]

sooo yummy

[ornate latch]

Thanks

[woven tangle]

for volt

[gusty hedge]

The Omni team strongly condemns the killing of Charlie Kirk

[polar python]

!t roblox

[fervent dove]

roblox

This Discord server is for iOS jailbreaking, not Roblox. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by SlimShadyIAm#9999 | Used 3,682 times · Dec 21, 2020, 9:17 PM

[ornate latch]

Woah filter bypass

Mooooooooooooods

[narrow crown]

what is a volt

[red hinge]

sorry, omni doesn't work on my samsung galaxy s25 ultra with the Clicks by Mr Mobile case

[thick tapir]

tron bike

[red hinge]

how do i fix

[thick tapir]

in roblox jb

[woven tangle]

the really fast bike

[ornate latch]

@woven tangle yo twin]

seriously

[narrow crown]

why would i trade you a bike for a pastry

[ornate latch]

what makes you think

this is a Roblox server

[woven tangle]

what

[ornate latch]

tell me

[fervent dove]

@ornate latch, have a look at this funny meme! LOL!

roblox

This Discord server is for Roblox Jailbreak, not iOS Jailbreaking. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by cameren#0420 | Used 274 times · Feb 3, 2022, 4:02 AM

[thick tapir]

this is like elite ball knowledge ive held since i was like 9

[ornate latch]

@ornate latch, have a look at this funny meme! LOL!

[jaunty garnet]

@ornate latch, have a look at this funny meme! LOL!

[woven tangle]

bc i can add

[narrow crown]

add what

1+1??

what is 2+2

[ornate latch]

Hey answer my question you mongoloid

[woven tangle]

i dont understand

tell me again

[ornate latch]

what makes you think this is a Roblox server

besides the name

tell me

[woven tangle]

uhmm its a jailbreak server

[ornate latch]

yeah

for Apple

you dumb infant

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439473129020723301/1454008407840260290/watermark.gif

[woven tangle]

uhmmm

[thick tapir]

i have 1 but ur not getting it cuz im too lazy to install roblox again 🥱

[vital knoll]

I prefer Clacks by Mrs Motion

[red hinge]

same

[woven tangle]

bro is the server to jailbreak from prison

[ornate latch]

Yeah bro

[red hinge]

!t jail

[ornate latch]

We are all in jail rn

[fervent dove]

jail

This Discord server is for iOS Jailbreaking, not discussing plans to break out of prison. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by nooka | Used 167 times · May 8, 2025, 1:27 PM

[thick tapir]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IOS_jailbreaking

[woven tangle]

ohhh

[narrow crown]

yo guys when are the guards going on break

[red hinge]

too much yapping, ELI5

[jaunty garnet]

15 minutes

[ornate latch]

Im talking to you from the Metropolitan Correctional Center in new york @woven tangle

I saw epstein die btw

[red hinge]

in 10 minutes, me and @ornate latch dug a tunnel, come to our place

[woven tangle]

now i understand im really sorry

[thick tapir]

10:30pm until 6:30 am

[narrow crown]

bringing toilet wine to celebrate

[thick tapir]

iykyk

[ornate latch]

Vietnamese talking about tunnels

Wtf

Twin we are not in the vietnam war anymore

[jaunty garnet]

???

[ornate latch]

Dw bro

[thick tapir]

why are you researching epstein

wtf

[jaunty garnet]

i did @grok is this true

[thick tapir]

for what????

[narrow crown]

@grok is this true

[ornate latch]

@grok is this true

[narrow crown]

https://tenor.com/view/twitter-x-gork-grok-contacting-gork-gif-8134004189220612680

[thick tapir]

lowkey getting out of prison 10:30pm to 6:30am would be prime hours im ngl

[ornate latch]

Thanks bro

[thick tapir]

an 8 hour period of being unobserved

[thick tapir]

????

[red hinge]

wow, muse dash runs like hot garbage without vsync

linux gaming my beloved

[ornate latch]

do you have reading issues

what is so hard to understand buddy

[thick tapir]

shut the fuck up

you stupid ass skanky ass bitch ass whore

[jaunty garnet]

jay

[ornate latch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1125178941406191666/1263582527415779391/D06EB94D-BA38-4FB4-9C63-C19AE1A0BCB6.gif

[jaunty garnet]

🌞

[jaunty garnet]

apple pie ???

[thick tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/389885212177334285/1358198607337226350/DA77354E-D344-4E38-96DE-5E52382E9546.gif

fuck u

[ornate latch]

Ok on it

[thick tapir]

what does that even mean

[ornate latch]

You told me to fuck me

Im gonna fuck myself now

[thick tapir]

how do you fuck yourself though

like real shit

what does that even mean

[half compass]

Ummmm

I would explain

But i fear that the moderators would not be happy

[thick tapir]

explain

[half compass]

Nah

[tame shuttle]

*explains it *

[ornate latch]

This is classified information from the united states government and i cannot share it

[tame shuttle]

So yeah how it works

[thick tapir]

share it

you claim to know

then share it buddy

make it make sense

[ornate latch]

Hey buddy are you slow

[jaunty garnet]

everyone knows

???

common knowledge

[ornate latch]

Look at what i said you mongoloid

[thick tapir]

fuck the feds

you fucking glowie

[ornate latch]

Ok

[rich dune]

@hexed lily can i get 1m nitro basic giveaway in #cool-people-giveaways 1day

[ornate latch]

@thick tapir I contacted lockheed martin

Youre done for buddy

[thick tapir]

you can lock on my heed til you martin buddy

fuck you

[ornate latch]

ts not tuff twin

[red hinge]

sure

do it in my dms

[chilly bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1082323247514779690/1241543356354662463/GIVE_ME_IT_NOW.gif

@rich dune

[rich dune]

If you win, ill ask for a reroll

[chilly bear]

what if i win

[rich dune]

You get nitro

[red hinge]

i fucking hate you

[rich dune]

)

[chilly bear]

no

i don't want it

[red hinge]

here's linux without gnu and rms can suck my toes

[rich dune]

then don’t enter the giveaway))

[stark spruce]

@glacial valve

[stark spruce]

thats me

[glacial valve]

proof or fake

[stark spruce]

fuck the bears

[glacial valve]

slv

wtf is this jew ass company

-8 😭

[stark spruce]

its silver you fucking monkey

[glacial valve]

@clever bone

.

[glacial valve]

you trading silver now

jew

[stark spruce]

i adapt

[rich dune]

^_^

[remote tinsel]

@glacial valve I can't find battery health on iPadOS 15.8.5

[glacial valve]

skill issue

[jaunty garnet]

???

[remote tinsel]

Bruh how is it a skill issue if the option literally doesn't exist

[stark spruce]

it doesn't exist bro

[remote tinsel]

I could've sworn it did

Like in other apple products

[chilly bear]

no

schizo

[keen rock]

WTH Why so much hate in here?

[coral fog]

can aaron ban jayy for new years

[glacial valve]

rt

[chilly bear]

bro that says IPHONE

[remote tinsel]

i thought ipad and iphones are the same

[chilly bear]

no

[proven moss]

Sup

[remote tinsel]

stupid apple

[remote tinsel]

yo

[glacial valve]

was ari banned ?

[remote tinsel]

who

[glacial valve]

dw about it

[remote tinsel]

ok

i mean the name sounds familiar ngl

[rich dune]

a-z

[glacial valve]

fr

[remote tinsel]

the thumbnail is diabolical

[thick tapir]

why

[narrow crown]

are they good?

[thick tapir]

i lowkey need a haircut

[narrow crown]

im getting a haircut on new years eve

u should book a haircut

[dry monolith]

tiktok ai

[narrow crown]

slop alert

[jaunty garnet]

tiktok taco

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/dexerto/status/2005731799675158600?s=46 they do not even need a ps6 yet anyways

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Next gen consoles could be delayed due to RAM shortages

"The industry as a whole is concerned about RAM availability, and what that is going to mean for mass-producing consoles at a competitive price point"

via Insider Gaming

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 29, 2025, 8:05 PM

[uncut token]

ps5 was a religious launch from 2013 -> 2019 and they already thinking about ps6

[thick tapir]

i should but its a time thing + it pisses my parents off

[copper tendon]

i need luigi mangione to assasinate AI tech CEOs

[thick tapir]

me irl fr fr

[half compass]

Peak

[thick tapir]

you realize 2013-2019 is 6 years, 2019-2026 is 7 years?

[thick tapir]

filter bypass

[uncut token]

wait...

[thick tapir]

ur just old vro

[copper tendon]

why is that name filtered 😭

[keen kelp]

Apple

[thick tapir]

its been filtered

post it

[copper tendon]

why

[narrow crown]

well shit man

[thick tapir]

politics

[narrow crown]

got to get it fixed at the hair salon

[copper tendon]

then just ban trump

[uncut token]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[copper tendon]

and every other political figure

[thick tapir]

its cuz the kirk fans (me) would crash out on the anti kirk fans (me)

[keen kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/kai-and-speed-adventures-ishowspeed-%26-kai-cenat-play-super-mario-bros-live-speedy-ishowspeed-darren-watkins-gif-10579675301264028767

[jaunty garnet]

Your message contained a word you aren't allowed to say in r/Jailbreak. This could be either hate speech or the name of a piracy tool/source. Please refrain from saying it!

[copper tendon]

im not a fan but banning is just weird

[jaunty garnet]

is kirk a piracy tool

[copper tendon]

yes

its a piracy tool

[jaunty garnet]

wow

[copper tendon]

he gives you free paid tweaks

[jaunty garnet]

@twilit sail @low zinc is this true

[polar python]

[thick tapir]

@clever bone ill get bangs to avenge you vro

[polar python]

Yooo its my man @clever bone

Can i use ur mc accountb ro @clever bone

[ornate latch]

Yooo its my man @clever bone

Can i use ur mc accountb ro @clever bone

[stark spruce]

do u guys like my construct

[copper tendon]

is fabricating a police report illegal

[ornate latch]

obviously

[stark spruce]

try and see

[untold helm]

We are piracy

[hybrid nest]

Hello guys, i one question, how do you downgrade the iPhone SE 1st gen to iOS 9.3 ?

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[thick tapir]

we are charlieeeee kirkkkkkkkk we carry the flameeeee

we'll fight for gospel

we'll honor his name

we are charlieeee kirkkkk

his courage our own

ill do it to avenge u lil vro

[pulsar hatch]

yeah so useful 🥀

[thick tapir]

also i promise u ur cut isnt worse than what i have going on rn

[untold helm]

Why 9.3 in particular?

[thick tapir]

i promise it is (ignore that my hair is greasy i haven’t showered in a few days 😭😔🥀💀)

[untold helm]

Average r/jb member

[pulsar hatch]

[thick tapir]

fr

idk wtf this means but i agree

27th is when i last showered

i just didnt shower yesterday its chill

[pulsar hatch]

i need scarlet lowkenuinely

[hybrid nest]

For nostalgia and to be able to jailbreak on older version of iOS

[gloomy oak]

And its the 30th today

[thick tapir]

its the 29th

[gloomy oak]

Nah

[thick tapir]

at 3pm

i last showered 27th at 10pm

[gloomy oak]

it says 7am on the 30th

[thick tapir]

thats not that bad

[gloomy oak]

Why does it matter to you it’s not like you have to smell him

[thick tapir]

its not like i didnt wash my body yesterday i just didnt wash my hair 😭

i promise i smell fine 🙏

[pulsar hatch]

so how the hell do i put scarlet on my phone

[manic tulip]

Basic hygiene gang

[hard comet]

ok so you basically showered on the 28th, literally a day who cares tbh

[thick tapir]

yeah and every1 is acting like its some sin or sum shit

[hard comet]

yeah ong i don’t see the issue w that, chances are high you didn’t even do much the last few days

[thick tapir]

and its not like i didnt shower at all yesterday i just didnt wash my hair cuz im trying to train it a lil

[gloomy oak]

Your hair doesn’t have muscles though

[thick tapir]

but even then id say skipping a day or two of showering every few months isnt a bad thing or means you have bad hygiene

like ive done it on roadtrips before

[hard comet]

i agree

especially if you’re gonna be home all day

honestly this might be the year with my least showers taken in the last like 8 years lmao

[glacial oasis]

im getting a new tv, it only has 3 hdmi ports, which consoles do i plug in?
PS one
PS2 Phat
PS2 Slim (dead disc drive)
PS3 slim (childhood console)
Xbox 360 S
Xbox series s (i play a lot on it)
Wii
Wii U (i mainly play wii games only anyway, + the wii is smaller)
idk

[gloomy oak]

Showerings so bloody boring but i feel way better after i do it

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!

[hard comet]

used to shower everyday before school, uni doesn’t require me to be there everyday + not having a gf and having basically no friends cuts down on the times i’ve been outside (which would’ve required a shower)

[hard comet]

real

[glacial valve]

@ruby copper @low mortar @rich dune

[hard comet]

only sleeping is worse

i wish i could listen to music while sleeping

[thick tapir]

really?

i enjoy it

[chilly bear]

ern efj

[thick tapir]

i love sleeping so much omg

[hard comet]

i swear to god the only thing modafinil does for me is make me enjoy music more

this is the weirdest thing ever

[gloomy oak]

Rare occasion i get music play in my dreams but it’s always a made up song

[hard comet]

i wish

[dense valve]

whichever ones you play most

[velvet zenith]

im getting a new tv, it only has 3 hdmi ports, which consoles do i plug in?
PS one
PS2 Phat
PS2 Slim (dead disc drive)
PS3 slim (childhood console)
Xbox 360 S
Xbox series s (i play a lot on it)
Wii
Wii U (i mainly play wii games only anyway, + the wii is smaller)
idk

[gloomy oak]

i heard a song so clear in my head at one point i thought the song was real but i could never find it

[low mortar]

Bros compiler had a stroke

[hard comet]

was lowkey debating if it was worth training myself to be able to sleep with music playing just so i could listen while asleep 😭

[glacial valve]

(it works)

[glacial oasis]

Hmm, so series s , wii and PS2 i guess

[hard comet]

💔💔

[glacial valve]

the pass just too good

[thick tapir]

i always listen to music while sleeping

[gloomy oak]

The airpods pierce into your head if you lie on ur pillow on the same side

Idk if thats just me

[thick tapir]

nah its just like that

[hard comet]

not just you

[low mortar]

I didn’t have that with pro 2, have that with pro 3

[hard comet]

are the pro 3s worth it? i’m using my pro 2s for 10 hours a day

[gloomy oak]

They don’t look any different but ive never tried them

Im still sticking with pros 2

[thick tapir]

i just put my pillow against the wall with a pillow below it forming a right angle so i can sleep with my head diagonally with none of my ears hurting

genuinely the weirdest thing ever but if you get it you get it

[hard comet]

i’ve heard people claim they sound worse, but better anc wouldn’t hurt tbh

i always sleep next to my pillow 💀

[rich dune]

🤣 nice lol

[hard comet]

love that my pro 1s had the weird sound cracking bug but apple support just told me they didn’t and i’d have to pay for a replacement because they were manufactured a few months after the cut off

[gloomy oak]

I mean i think the pros 2 noise cancelling is already that good it used to hurt my ears they felt blocked but i probs somehow got used to it

[hard comet]

how was it hurting your ears wtf

[gloomy oak]

Idk it made my brain think my ears were blocked like i was high up in the mountains or something

if yknow that feeling

[hard comet]

shit got progressively worse as well, started off with just specific base sounds that would cause it and a few months later it was just every sound

i could’ve used them with anc off but who does that

[hard comet]

oh i get that

[thick tapir]

my pro 2s had that after i spilt dr pepper in them 😭

[hard comet]

like if you have water in your ears yk?

[hard comet]

😭

[green sequoia]

sure is nice having free youtube with no ads and PIP on ios

[gloomy oak]

Yeah kinda

[thick tapir]

anc / transparency didnt work, then bass noises would make the whole thing rattle at over 50% volume, then it would just rattle at any volume and any frequency

[green sequoia]

my headphones are shaking rn

[hard comet]

same thing here

never spilt anything on it

[thick tapir]

i js contacted support and they replaced it under warranty and i didnt say shit about liquid damage 😭

basic warranty not apple care

[hard comet]

W

[gloomy oak]

I feel like earpods are the only ones that don’t have any issues from factory

[exotic thistle]

chat

[hard comet]

was out of warranty sadly

welp my pro twos are nice either way

[green sequoia]

my cheap earbuds sound really good and cancel noise naturally, no anc or transparency anything like that

philips tat1235 i recommend it

[gloomy oak]

ill probs return back to wired earpods if my airpods fully die because i rarely use them anyway

[hard comet]

💔

not a true warrior

i need screen time for airpods

listening time

[green sequoia]

earpods probably sound better than airpods

[gloomy oak]

They stay in my ears better

idk why

[hard comet]

i’ve worn them pretty much non stop since 10 am today, it’s 10 pm now

i do that everyday

[green sequoia]

both fall out of my ears

it's just a piece of plastic and good luck with the chances it fits each person

[gloomy oak]

Ive had airpods 3 and pros 2 and both of them always slide out my ears if i’m eating or tilting my head

[hard comet]

they last long enough between meals so i can just charge them up while eating something

literally perfect

[green sequoia]

this is peak family car

1.9 TD

unbeatable

[gloomy oak]

I have something that might be better

[hard comet]

same but it got better with the pro twos for me

might’ve switched tip sizes idk

[hard comet]

vw falloff needs to be studied

[green sequoia]

they went soft

[hard comet]

same goes for pretty much every german car company

[green sequoia]

but you have no idea how much worse VW of brasil is

[thick tapir]

they did not fall off vro

[gloomy oak]

Jap and aussie cars are the best tbh

[rich dune]

*same goes for pretty much every german company

[green sequoia]

it's a different company than the one in germany

we have brazil specific VWs

[hard comet]

honestly true

[green sequoia]

they are so fucking lame

[hard comet]

what do we have left

[green sequoia]

nah bro

current day VW i dislike

[hard comet]

30k btw

[gloomy oak]

I would drive this without embarrassment

[green sequoia]

i honestly would not buy

[hard comet]

don’t know why you’d buy that

[green sequoia]

same

W falcon

[gloomy oak]

So bloody hard to find a manual one near me tho

Idc what model i like all of them

Au ba or fg

[hard comet]

looks like a hearse (?)

[winter meadow]

hi chat

[hard comet]

had to google that word

[winter meadow]

hi people

[hard comet]

hello

[green sequoia]

the cheapest car vw sells here is the "polo track", for something with track in the name you'd think it was not a base model with an aspirated 1.0 5 speed emanuel

[winter meadow]

hru chat

[green sequoia]

it's so ugly with the hubcaps

[hard comet]

😭

[winter meadow]

fuck

wait how a jailbreak app is piracy

[green sequoia]

wow great website volkswagen do brasil

[gloomy oak]

What ab holden crewman

[winter meadow]

nice website u got

[hard comet]

the website is so fucking bad, german site isn’t any better

[green sequoia]

is that pre holden fall off?

[hard comet]

front is ugly as hell as well

holy plastic

[gloomy oak]

holden fell off when they released the zb commodore the opel rebadged one

[rich dune]

#killallwebdevelopers

[heady linden]

meow

[gloomy oak]

The vf was the last real car they made

[green sequoia]

yeah the front and back are different than european polo to be cheaper to manufacture

[hard comet]

kill all shitty web developers tbh

be better please

[winter meadow]

meow

[heady linden]

I don’t think those words are gonna help them out in any way

[green sequoia]

yall hear this shit out

vw do brasil released a new car this year

[heady linden]

okay I’m hearing

[green sequoia]

it's called tera

[heady linden]

okay

[green sequoia]

and it's sooo plasticky, cheap asf, the same 1.0 aspirated engine ofc, but heavier

[hard comet]

ts looks like they accidentally made it look like a swastika and had to fix it in like 2 hours

[green sequoia]

so the 0-100 is like 16 seconds

[heady linden]

is that supposed to be good, this is a question.

[green sequoia]

and it costs 70 minimum monthly wages, idk what else to compare it to since yall dont know how much our coin is valued

[green sequoia]

it's terrible

[thick tapir]

no

[thick tapir]

0-100 mph or km?

[green sequoia]

106 THOUSAND BRL for a 1.0 aspirated

[green sequoia]

kmh ofc

[hard comet]

big mac index time

[thick tapir]

wtf

[heady linden]

brotoe

[thick tapir]

i was gonna say 0-100 mph in 16s isnt good but it isnt terrible but kmh is wild

[green sequoia]

look at this shit

it's insane how ugly it is

[thick tapir]

not that ugly

[heady linden]

eh.

[green sequoia]

and vw do brasil is paying media outlets and reviewers to praise it which makes me hate it even more

[gloomy oak]

We really really do not need anymore suvs on the road bro

[hard comet]

average vw

[green sequoia]

the one unpaid brazilian youtuber that criticized VW was removed from a new agency's yearly car awards

[gloomy oak]

Its so rare to see even a sedan nowadays its crazy

[hard comet]

but perhaps their business model is just selling less for a higher price

[hard comet]

💀💀

[heady linden]

the fuck is this image

[gloomy oak]

Idk bruh i found it on tiktok

[green sequoia]

https://youtu.be/gq_kVe8edvc?si=ScPL_Zmc_rdTvZeE this video has english audio tracks apparently, it's by the honest youtuber

if yall wanna watch it

the captions are better i think

[hard comet]

💀

[thick tapir]

thats not that bad

[hard comet]

don’t know what’s worse, one hour of gooning on reddit, one hour on ph or the 90 minutes of tinder

[heady linden]

I thought no one here used reddit ngl.

[thick tapir]

1 hour on reddit was not gooning

[coral fog]

what's bbc iplayer

[gloomy oak]

Bbc iplayer is the worst on the list

[hard comet]

god knows what they did on bbc iplayer

[hard comet]

we’re in the r/jailbreak discord server my guy

[heady linden]

I sometimes forget ngl

[heady linden]

fuck is this

[hard comet]

💀

[winter meadow]

is my screen time

[green sequoia]

"it's raining hard asf, you will die" basically

[jaunty garnet]

this is normal

this is my screen time

[gloomy oak]

Oh em gee baddys where are the baddys! I need the really goth and dark emuo badys

[jaunty garnet]

='

[gloomy oak]

i did an impression of @clever bone

[heady linden]

what were you doing in wheatbread2056

[jaunty garnet]

i have no idea why thats there

[gloomy oak]

swear u did at some point

[thick tapir]

mines fine

[jaunty garnet]

no it isn't

2 hours on tiktok

[gloomy oak]

Every app is pink that makes it horrendous

[jaunty garnet]

???

[thick tapir]

cuz i was laying in bed for 2 hours and 29 minutes after i woke up

[hard comet]

https://www.reddit.com/r/kitchencels/s/1ECqLXNGpa
okay this might be the worst r/kitchencels post i’ve seen yet

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[jaunty garnet]

lazy

[thick tapir]

no

[gloomy oak]

Why is it so green

[thick tapir]

i woke up at 10am didnt eat until 12

what else would i do

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1324785178639335465/1419139397726634166/togif.gif

[jaunty garnet]

i woke up at 11 and didnt eat yet

[thick tapir]

am or pm?

[jaunty garnet]

am

why would i wake up at pm

[thick tapir]

why wouldnt you?

[gloomy oak]

I do sometimes

[thick tapir]

also what time is it now?

[jaunty garnet]

???

1:47pm

[thick tapir]

oh

waking up 11pm wouldnt be bad either ive done it before

[heady linden]

in my time zone it’s 12:47 am

[thick tapir]

ive woken up at every hour possible

[coral fog]

i'm bad

[thick tapir]

???

[jaunty garnet]

picky

[coral fog]

picky

[jaunty garnet]

copycat.

[heady linden]

basketball into earth

[thick tapir]

wtf? you dont have a degradation kink?

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1447097764206084166/ScreenRecording_11-29-2025_18-06-48_1.gif

[winter meadow]

i watch a lot of youtube

only long form content tho

[coral fog]

why are you shooting a basketball from the moon

[jaunty garnet]

🔥

[gloomy oak]

I got sent this asking for a rating what do i say

[heady linden]

ok 👍

[thick tapir]

@Preview.app #bantest061 whats a kink

@Preview.app #bantest061 whats a kink

@Preview.app #bantest061 whats a kink

@Preview.app #bantest061 whats a kink

[jaunty garnet]

you know what it is.

ragebait

[jaunty garnet]

ai

[low mortar]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G9UDgvTXIAAmcQj.gif

[gloomy oak]

It def is

[coral fog]

maybe it should be kept that way

you're a child

[jaunty garnet]

:i: labsCore will be shutting down in 3 days • Learn more

wtf

[low mortar]

What a thing to open general chat too

[jaunty garnet]

this is normal when jayy is in chat

[coral fog]

@/hydatellaceae what's a kink

[heady linden]

🍞 👍

[gloomy oak]

Bread thumb

[coral fog]

@frosty grail what's a kink

[thick tapir]

whats a kink
@thick tapir

[heady linden]

what’s a kink

[coral fog]

whats a kink
@thick tapir

like fr ion really know what a kink is

[heady linden]

like fr ion really know what a kink is

[coral fog]

i dont want me to search it on google

[heady linden]

I don’t want me to search it on google

[gloomy oak]

Then use duckduckgo if googles too scary for you

Bing even

[jaunty garnet]

https://duckduckgo.com/

[heady linden]

you could also use a vpn

[coral fog]

or don't search it at all since he's 15

[gloomy oak]

Ill just tell him what it is

[coral fog]

he's 15

[spark yacht]

Please don’t

He’s better not knowing

[gloomy oak]

A kink is something in an electrical cable when u pinch it

[heady linden]

Thank god.

[gloomy oak]

wdym thank god

[heady linden]

uhh, nothing.

dead chat.

[gloomy oak]

Whos she

[thick tapir]

like the j cole song ❓

holy ragebait

[jaunty garnet]

bro doesnt know j cole or title flight

[copper tendon]

i need xcode 26.3 beta 1 to release already omfg

[low mortar]

Why

[desert cairn]

SHE KNOWS

i love j cole

[thick tapir]

jayy has to be ragebaiting fr fr

[winter meadow]

hi amler

[coral fog]

he's not ragebaiting bro

[thick tapir]

he is

theres nobody that doesnt know j cole

[coral fog]

but he's gonna get into mit

bro trust me

[winter meadow]

guys my terminal

[coral fog]

he's gonna get into mit

[thick tapir]

true

[winter meadow]

my terminal

[heady linden]

I know j cole but I don’t listen to him a lot

[copper tendon]

so i can see if it supports sequoia

if it doesnt im gonna eventually have to move to tahoe

[tired nexus]

[desert cairn]

Google.com

[red hinge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108965238289743936/1438004236943233104/caption.gif

[dense zinc]

happy birthday

[hexed lily]

Happy birthday Neb!

[winter meadow]

hi kiwi

[dense zinc]

hii

[jaunty garnet]

netz reference

[desert cairn]

ty!

[desert cairn]

Ty

[red hinge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1195627709464850553/1201985333861036092/togif-2-5.gif

[heady linden]

can I share a image

ok

[indigo bough]

jk

u can

[heady linden]

no

[copper tendon]

can you still disable solarium on new versions of macos

i remember it working on like 26.0 betas

[coarse wedge]

these commercials were beautiful

[heady linden]

the amazing world of gumball

fih

fihhh

chat is fucking dead

[gloomy oak]

Its all @clever bone‘s fault for asking what a kink is

[heady linden]

Minecraft Travis Scott

badass skeleton banging a fucking shield

[ornate latch]

get a job please

[heady linden]

no

jayy has Ohio understanding

[candid kettle]

I didn't understand, princess!

[heady linden]

all of the fucking channels are dead bruh

fih

[hasty jungle]

fall out boy

[green bramble]

Now playing - Preview.app #bantest061

hand crushed by a mallet (Remix) [feat. Fall Out Boy, Craig Owens, Nicole Dollanganger]

100 gecs • 1000 gecs and The Tree of Clues

58100 total scrobbles

[heady linden]

fire name bro

[green bramble]

Last track for wifi dongle

Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year

Fall Out Boy • From Under the Cork Tree

15726 total scrobbles Using Spotify and lagging behind? Check '/outofsync' - Last scrobble: · Dec 29, 2025, 9:04 PM

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNR6BsNkH/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Dara (@daradoescode)

❤️ 24K 💬 202 🔁 5.9K

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fxTikTok · Dec 27, 2025, 10:57 PM

[teal bramble]

@desert cairn @polar python @velvet zenith

[carmine elk]

I look like an iPad kid with this iPad case

[indigo bough]

ok

its not that bad

[dry monolith]

you look like you work in architecture

[polar python]

do nto contact me

[teal bramble]

Why do u write rust

[polar python]

I dont

[teal bramble]

Good little goyim.

[indigo bough]

better than c++ due to its ownership system!

https://tenor.com/view/rust-rust-lang-ferris-programming-jarvis-gif-7441835028842397805

[polar python]

gir ai is now in ts tho

[teal bramble]

claude code rewrite this project in rust ultrathink make no mistakes

[polar python]

at least the bot part

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/what-have-you-done-winston-john-wick-gif-20034842

[polar python]

claude is browsing the epstein files

[teal bramble]

must listen

[polar python]

bros looking for fun facts

[indigo bough]

jotify 😭

[copper tendon]

@royal thorn do you know if its possible to disable solarium on new macos versions like 26.1 - .3? also how did you do it on the old betas i forgot, i know its a defaults write command

[trail isle]

why the fuck would you put such a grotesque case on such a nice piece of hardware

blasphemy

[indigo bough]

https://www.jmail.world/drive

omg they added a gogole drive

[dry monolith]

it’s amazing

[dry monolith]

they added so much

[trail isle]

fun

[indigo bough]

holy shit

[trail isle]

jemini

oh my god

[thick tapir]

like jewish?

[trail isle]

jeffrey

[ornate latch]

lmfao

[thick tapir]

jewish jeffrey?