general

[pulsar hatch]

`alright

[trail isle]

what the fuck

ari is in my country

get out

[glacial valve]

New gens don’t know the lore

[chrome mulch]

backing up shit before I get a 256gb sd

[pulsar hatch]

i need esigner

[trail isle]

now THAT is a skill issue

[glacial valve]

Inbred pov

[pulsar hatch]

why so small my guy

[trail isle]

i say unban the main ari account

[low mortar]

Wait ari is British???

[trail isle]

why were you even banned

[glacial valve]

You didn’t know 😭 ?

[chrome mulch]

I was using a 512mb sd

[desert cairn]

dude its been so long i have no clue why he was even banned

[low mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-jordan-belfort-leonardo-di-caprio-one-of-us-jonah-hill-gif-5441859

[trail isle]

@spare tartan explain

[chrome mulch]

Only one I could find rn

[trail isle]

@alpine chasm do you know

[obtuse ruin]

hey he looks like a nonce

[desert cairn]

is your father still in the picture

[low mortar]

Crazy question

[desert cairn]

i will guess no

what the helly

[alpine chasm]

Know what

[vital knoll]

no Ariana is American italian

the fuck

[trail isle]

why ari was banned originally

[low mortar]

💀

[obtuse ruin]

aware

[alpine chasm]

I have no clue, always know ariez as an alter/troll

[desert cairn]

we known this

[obtuse ruin]

very aware

[trail isle]

hicraze

[low mortar]

Nobody knows

It’s so funny

[wicked surge]

Aaron does

[glacial valve]

Avoiding the feds prob

[low mortar]

Ain’t nobody doing that

[trail isle]

#unbanaricuzwhynot

[alpine chasm]

Do you know your OG account's ID

[wicked surge]

that was like 50 accounts back lol

[alpine chasm]

I'm chill

[glacial valve]

Fr

[trail isle]

night allow this i have to know why

[alpine chasm]

If you don't behave like shit I'm cool

[real cobalt]

hello

[glacial valve]

@alpine chasm is white name bashing allowed ?

[trail isle]

no way really

[coarse wedge]

prob stocking weapons down in south eastern tajikistan to attack the pentagon

[desert cairn]

67

[trail isle]

your name

[alpine chasm]

Yk as long as you behave normally I’m cool with you being around for a while

[verbal kiln]

help what are we talking abt

[trail isle]

[desert cairn]

i think

[trail isle]

ari

ez

[verbal kiln]

whas that

Im not smart btw

[trail isle]

this guy

[verbal kiln]

oh

[coarse wedge]

ps3 had liquid glass man

wtf ???

[trail isle]

it’s yourself bruh

[coarse wedge]

thats like

suicinde bombing

[alpine chasm]

If u dont care i dont care

[low mortar]

😭

[jaunty garnet]

happy birthday

.

[carmine elk]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRjoh2DJ/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[glacial valve]

Ping spam ban is insane

[wicked surge]

fuck i been here a long time

snoolie lol

[alpine chasm]

Ping spam is a such bullshit ban lol

[glacial valve]

I detect nonce

[trail isle]

UNBAN

[alpine chasm]

Let me try to check logs

[trail isle]

WHY NOT

it’ll be funny

trust me bro

[proven moss]

Weeeee zbi

[glacial valve]

Head jew might

[trail isle]

perchance

[low mortar]

New nickname

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/false-facts-fake-news-gif-3718583105056900815

[trail isle]

fr

[dense zinc]

supertom betr

[desert cairn]

guy got banned for ping spam

lmfao

[low mortar]

kitty kat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1274255989729792014/1402125335847243927/attachment-9.gif

[toxic solar]

@spare tartan who are you

[alpine chasm]

I generally delete furry content but it's amy so idk

[wicked surge]

how many of those you got?

[trail isle]

ari

[low mortar]

having your name banned is kind of a cool honour icl

[glacial valve]

Fr

[low mortar]

wait actually

[dense zinc]

seroina

[alpine chasm]

Anyways @spare tartan your account seems to be gone forever so your ID no longer means anything

[glacial valve]

Ban all weebs and furries

[trail isle]

it is a bit silly

[glacial valve]

Just like Aaron intended

[low mortar]

????

[carmine elk]

WHAT WAS THAT

[low mortar]

I saw that one

[toxic solar]

this is just

[carmine elk]

A FUCKING SOUR

[jaunty garnet]

???

[glacial valve]

GDPR

fr

[carmine elk]

He said a NO NO WORD

[trail isle]

why tf do you have notifs on for public mod logs

[jaunty garnet]

what happened

[low mortar]

thats funny

[jaunty garnet]

i need to stay up to date on rjb lore

[low mortar]

i posted furry gif and someone replied with a no no word

[trail isle]

ok buddy

[toxic solar]

supertom

[dense zinc]

Hello!

[trail isle]

hi kiwi

[wicked surge]

hi kiwi

[toxic solar]

whoever "kat" is

[dense zinc]

It is me Tom!

[jaunty garnet]

👀

[low mortar]

we can't just assume that everyone who says a slur is supertom

[dense zinc]

Super Tom!

[toxic solar]

is someone whose related to wilma in some way

[trail isle]

ari

[toxic solar]

and knows about rjb lore

[wicked surge]

super whore

[trail isle]

it’s ari

ez

[glacial valve]

💀

[low mortar]

were you local to each other??

whats the logistics of that

[trail isle]

international shipping

[low mortar]

lmao

[dense zinc]

every rjb troll is the same person

[glacial valve]

The humble customs:

[wicked surge]

cat~3

[low mortar]

thats an incredibly cool piece of lore icl

[toxic solar]

welp

[trail isle]

i have restocked the rosa stash

[toxic solar]

that explains it

[low mortar]

exactly

[trail isle]

this is why i have to wait like 3 weeks for estrogen

pmo

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-linux-aplay-urandom-random-gif-26003711

[glacial valve]

FR

[low mortar]

at least its not a controlled substance

😭

[glacial valve]

Okt

[trail isle]

yeah at least i don’t need t

[wicked surge]

amy control your substance

[low mortar]

the gif is just like that

I hate that specific gif

its so painful

[desert cairn]

im up for blaming amd on anything

so its amd

[glacial valve]

Rt

Broke’s graphic card

Nebula’s go to

[trail isle]

intel arc b580

[desert cairn]

id rather use my 1060 than get an amd card

[trail isle]

yes

silly french

@glacial valve tu es un blancmange

[glacial valve]

Weren’t you expelled 37837582985 times from here

[low mortar]

:3

[trail isle]

:3

[glacial valve]

Oh shit mb

[low mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/sr-sr2-ringtail-slime-rancher-2-ringtail-slime-gif-15776221767227221136

[desert cairn]

@glacial valve tu es une tapette

[glacial valve]

Friendly fire

Ban all weebs and furries

[velvet zenith]

Bye nebula

[low mortar]

:((

[trail isle]

je deteste calais

[glacial valve]

Rt

[chilly bear]

if you rearrange B58B30O1 u get 8 B0OB135

[wicked surge]

oh null is here

[trail isle]

BOOBS MENTION

[chilly bear]

8 of em

[trail isle]

BEST ORGAN

[glacial valve]

And deleting a few letters

[pulsar hatch]

should i just also download scarlet

[low mortar]

gay people in chat

[glacial valve]

Leaving…

[trail isle]

yeah its @glacial valve

[glacial valve]

@rick misinfo

[velvet zenith]

Last time i said something i got a warn on discord for it

[desert cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1332068611275227238/caption.gif

[glacial valve]

Fr

[desert cairn]

based

[gilded rapids]

oui oui baguette

[desert cairn]

Yooo chill

[low mortar]

he called me a gay slur once :(

[glacial valve]

Yeah most likely

[trail isle]

opsec and whatever

[desert cairn]

free crane

[carmine elk]

wait till u find out abt telegram

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172245377395728467/1340464047971106887/K5L1uaMH.gif

superb kitten

[desert cairn]

banger

[ornate latch]

Don't act like you don't say it often either buddy

[glacial valve]

Fr

[desert cairn]

based

[ornate latch]

Fuckass name bro

[winter meadow]

hi chat

[glacial valve]

Based

[ruby copper]

who

[winter meadow]

hru chat

[obtuse igloo]

gmm .

[true plover]

I wanna go home

[desert cairn]

wtf autotss developer

[glacial valve]

Zeira

[low mortar]

omg its adam

[wicked surge]

gm mista

[obtuse igloo]

lowk deserves a special role

[desert cairn]

true i agree

[ornate latch]

Yeah very special

[true plover]

NOOOOOOO

[obtuse igloo]

@spark gale having most unbans + having a major bot in this server is worthy of honorary right

[pulsar hatch]

isnt it true that the more sideloaders the better

[obtuse igloo]

huh

oh is that one new sideloader good

i saw it posted somewhere

[pulsar hatch]

which one

[obtuse igloo]

hold

[pulsar hatch]

there are so many

[obtuse igloo]

https://github.com/khcrysalis/PlumeImpactor this I believe?

[chrome mulch]

Can you connect to epstiens island?

[pulsar hatch]

feather?

[obtuse igloo]

same dev

[pulsar hatch]

im like 90% sure this is feather

so yeah its good

works good

[obtuse igloo]

i mean same core? probably

just changed to not be local installation

ooh pairing file installation is a bonus

[pulsar hatch]

i would get feather its just that idk what to use to get feather

[obtuse igloo]

some certificate service

is arcticsign allowed to mention here or no

okay i guess so

[wicked surge]

yes

use that

[obtuse igloo]

they sell out quick but i got one & it's been good

3 different certs to use as well

[low mortar]

i love the test of just say its name here to see if its credible

[obtuse igloo]

gir is always watching™

too bad kravasign was a scam, they seemed solid for the time I used them

[trail isle]

@indigo bough @low mortar hop on rjb mc

[obtuse igloo]

I think nebula told me about them 💀

[obtuse igloo]

no way that's still a thing

[toxic solar]

@obtuse igloo gm

[obtuse igloo]

gm

[low mortar]

im about to sleep

im very out of it

[wicked surge]

watch it you will get killed by all the krava lovers here for saying such things

[trail isle]

they made a new one

#rjailbreak-news

[obtuse igloo]

hey i'll take it back whenever i get a new cert

[wicked surge]

lol

[low mortar]

barely sleeping last night and taking painkillers today has kinda wiped me out for the day

[obtuse igloo]

but until then they're just giving lies

[wicked surge]

keep waiting

[coral fog]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yQmc38/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[wicked surge]

you will get a new cert when you make them a $99 dev cert

[obtuse igloo]

🧌

[wicked surge]

[obtuse igloo]

huh

there

[chrome mulch]

Social media is full of engagement farms

[chilly bear]

me? 😢

[green bramble]

Now playing - jayy

Desert Pt. II

VS Self • Desert Pt. II

74477 total scrobbles

[obtuse igloo]

cool

need to install modrinth again sometime

is that still the client to use

[trail isle]

@half compass

[clever bone]

No

Ass use prism launcher

[obtuse igloo]

my bad

[half compass]

.

lunge + quick charge

you do know

those arent compatible

[trail isle]

remove the quick charge

trust me bro

[half compass]

can you even do that

[trail isle]

no

[chilly bear]

good choice

[half compass]

well i got sweeping edge

and managed to buy a book from him

[obtuse igloo]

so which one is better

i just want light mods + good shaders on an m1 pro

[carmine elk]

IOS 14 DEMO UNIT

HOLY SHIT

[obtuse igloo]

gasp

[chilly bear]

m1 pro can run like everything

prism is for nerds

smelly nerds 👎

[obtuse igloo]

do you know what server we're in

[coral fog]

steal it

[low mortar]

FALSE

[obtuse igloo]

i haven't tried much gaming on my macbook

[chilly bear]

roblox jailbreak?

[carmine elk]

AND 16.0 14

[obtuse igloo]

i think i got gta 5 running once, that was cool

[coral fog]

this is the roblox jailbreak server

[low mortar]

they're pretty good

I got most games running ok on my m2 air, I can get rdr2 running at 1440p high/ultra 60fps on my maxed out m4 pro

[trail isle]

@half compass

[thick oriole]

how hard is it to sideload a app onto a ipad

[low mortar]

not that difficult

[pulsar hatch]

what other sideloaders do i get now becasuse the more the better right

[chilly bear]

on 67

[pulsar hatch]

i forgot the command fuh

[velvet zenith]

!t sideloaders

[chilly bear]

[pulsar hatch]

it was side something

[signal hazel]

wait is this a vanilla item

[trail isle]

yes

[pulsar hatch]

just tell me it or something

[hard comet]

can y’all find a topic to talk about please? i wanna trauma dump in here again for no one to see

[thick oriole]

can someone quickly explain the sideloading process in like 2 sentences

[signal hazel]

well this proves i’m no longer up to date with the game. when tf was this added 😭

[pulsar hatch]

ok but am i wrong 😭

[chilly bear]

yes

cuz u don't have a cert

[hard comet]

plug phone into pc, use software to install ipa with your apple id

[pulsar hatch]

uh yes i do

i have like 16 actually

[chilly bear]

?

leaked enterprise certs don't count

.

[thick oriole]

thanks i think i can do that quickly

[pulsar hatch]

well screw you

[signal hazel]

💀

[chilly bear]

mk

[signal hazel]

i need a new cert

krava done me dirty

[pulsar hatch]

yeah someone should buy me a cert

[hard comet]

definitely!

[wicked surge]

be nice to null they are good pplz

[pulsar hatch]

ok so guys if i find out how to get a developer account

[obtuse igloo]

extremely tempting to get an m4 pro/m5 14in...

but realistically this laptop is still fine & I should build another PC (when RAM prices go down)

[low mortar]

I love my m4 pro

And with how ram prices are going it might be a good investment

[trail isle]

m3 ultra

[glacial valve]

M4 Pro my beloved

shouldve cop'd 48GB

[pulsar hatch]

guys if i get a developer account

i could like get more apps

[velvet zenith]

https://developer.apple.com/

100 dollars but you can sideload as much as you want

[signal hazel]

this is kinda nuts icl

[wicked surge]

@spare tartan We got twins!

OtterHappy

[signal hazel]

unknown user

[wicked surge]

@alpine chasm lol this is funny!

[alpine chasm]

lol

[signal hazel]

someone just alting?

[jaunty garnet]

raid phrase detected ???

[wicked surge]

poor fella gotta get a life

[low mortar]

Being comfy in bed at 9pm is so underrated

And having the next 4 days off is peak

[alpine chasm]

Awesome

[hard comet]

work tomorrow 💔💔

[signal hazel]

imagine

[hard comet]

i gotta wake up at 5:30am

[signal hazel]

i’m not back till the 5th

[hard comet]

ugh

honestly kinda happy to work tomorrow

would’ve been two year anniversary:/

[signal hazel]

[hard comet]

yearning for ten months atp

i’m cooked

i wish i could like blow out a small part of my brain yk

just get rid of everything that reminds me of that relationship

[clever bone]

i heart roblox

[hard comet]

can i do that w neurolink

[pulsar hatch]

i dont have to pay to be a developer account right

[velvet zenith]

100 dollars

[pulsar hatch]

fuh

[fossil citrus]

you have to pay to be in the developer program

which is the thing that lets you sideload infinite apps and stuff

with a free dev account you get only 3 apps and 7 days expiration (avoided by refreshing)

[vital knoll]

how do I get free account?

free dev pls

sand cert

[gilded nacelle]

guess place

[carmine elk]

bro thought we wouldn’t notice the lag

[obtuse igloo]

hi @manic tulip can i get mc server access

[split nimbus]

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[split nimbus]

MIERSTRA ON THE MC SERVER

WOW!!!!

[pulsar hatch]

how do i get feather

[clever bone]

get out

[manic tulip]

I don't have the powers, cc @spark gale

[trail isle]

get a cart

cert

[trail isle]

or nooka or maxine

[clever bone]

theyre using stolen cert lol

[pulsar hatch]

nuh uh

im paying for one now

[clever bone]

from who

[trail isle]

where from

[pulsar hatch]

wsf

[clever bone]

[spark gale]

#minecraft-announcements

[trail isle]

who tf is wsf

[clever bone]

just use side store

[pulsar hatch]

i do but i like need feather

[clever bone]

why

[pulsar hatch]

uh

[trail isle]

why does it have to be feather bruh

[pulsar hatch]

good question

idk

[trail isle]

its just a signer

get a cert from like

krava

[clever bone]

yeah

[trail isle]

and pray it doesnt get revoked

[clever bone]

they got a deal on too

[dense knoll]

Ye

[pulsar hatch]

what

[vital knoll]

pls sand dev cirt

[pulsar hatch]

price

[vital knoll]

need plz for the side of load

[trail isle]

its like two dollars off

[clever bone]

20% off

[pulsar hatch]

so like how much

[trail isle]

https://kravasign.com

[clever bone]

10 bucksa

[pulsar hatch]

i have

no bucks

i have

dimes

[trail isle]

tell lizzy i sent you if you buy one please i want recognition for my free advertising

[pulsar hatch]

mhm

[clever bone]

me too

[trail isle]

just

use

sidestore normally then

[pulsar hatch]

but i dont

wanna

[vital knoll]

@pulsar hatch hi Lizzy sand the pls free loadside cirt

[trail isle]

too bad

pay or refresh once a week

[pulsar hatch]

I AM BROKE

"

[trail isle]

DONT BUY A CERT AND USE SIDESTORE THEN

[vital knoll]

pls sned the free

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-rabbit-pet-sleep-gif-4726739158708196654

[clever bone]

@pulsar hatch use code happyholidays

[pulsar hatch]

% off

[spark yacht]

It’s 2 there’s a sale

[low mortar]

Bnuuy

[clever bone]

2 bucks off 9

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!

[trail isle]

yes

[versed sun]

It’s because I had power management on performance

[clever bone]

wte

gef

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!

[obtuse igloo]

@muted shuttle hbd

[clever bone]

no

[real cobalt]

@velvet zenith my uncle is squatting at my grandma's house so I threw a party there

[pulsar hatch]

why do they put nightly anyway

like what is different about it

[untold helm]

Latest push

[pulsar hatch]

so its just like rolling

[untold helm]

Vs a full release where they confirm everything is polished

[untold helm]

well nightlys are typically just the newest commit

[coarse wedge]

papah

[gusty hedge]

@polar python Omni 1.3 is now available on TestFlight.

This is huge.

This developer is on a whole other level.

This 13 year old entrepreneur is interested in crypto

[clever bone]

Guys

[gusty hedge]

Shut the fuck up

[clever bone]

Do I go skate

[clever bone]

Dang wtf

[gusty hedge]

Sorry

[clever bone]

Nvm bruh

Smh

[polar python]

This 13 year old entrepreneur is interested in crypto

[gusty hedge]

I didn’t mean that

[chilly bear]

me someday https://youtube.com/watch?v=OXvnZ2a8Vqw

[jaunty garnet]

This 13 year old entrepreneur is interested in crypto

[chilly bear]

@all

[clever bone]

God

[velvet zenith]

Hi

[clever bone]

Can my sister GO AWAY

I just wanna

You know nvm

[gusty hedge]

?

[clever bone]

There’s no food in the kitchen

[wicked surge]

?

[chilly bear]

no im staying

[clever bone]

My sister is schizo or something

I avoid being with her I hate it

[real cobalt]

You missed the party

[real cobalt]

We know

We also don't care

[clever bone]

Dude wtf

Why is my WiFi so shit today???

Its probably because her stupid ass lighting them candles

[gusty hedge]

Me too

[clever bone]

Moving the router around

[signal hazel]

reminds me of the vita lockscreen

[clever bone]

God

I just wish

WIFI

???

So ass

I wish I jut didn’t have her here

[signal hazel]

is your router not wired in lmao

fym move it around

[clever bone]

Dude I don’t know my WiFi is shit today

[signal hazel]

bros got a sim card in a box

[clever bone]

Agar?

What?

[signal hazel]

i dont get how you can just move your router around

[clever bone]

Idk

It’s just her stupid ass over there schizo doing something in the Livign room

[chilly bear]

fob

heh

[clever bone]

Dude

I wanna clean my room so bad

[signal hazel]

you blaming the candles?

[velvet zenith]

U didnt tell me

[clever bone]

But I’ll see her stupid ass moving shit to the garage

So no

[clever bone]

She lights candles she likes smells or something idk

[signal hazel]

candles dont fw wifi

[clever bone]

Dude it’s gotten to the point where my dad told me to not smell stuff

[signal hazel]

whar

[clever bone]

They’re over there near the router so she probably moved it

god bro

Just FML

Dude I genuinely

[signal hazel]

get good wifi

[clever bone]

Can’t wait to get out of here

fuck this shit

[trail isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241878072605540508/1326727792381136977/togif.gif

[chilly bear]

jayy

[trail isle]

mf is blaming candles on bad wifi

[real cobalt]

Then clean it

[trail isle]

[signal hazel]

jayy would be happy if his wifi was good

thanks gir

[clever bone]

Yes because my sister is moving the fucking router

Dude

WHAT IS SHE DOING

[chilly bear]

are you in europe

[clever bone]

SHE KEEPS ON GOING TO THE GARAGE

GOD FUCK TNE LOOK JAWLIWKWSKSM

She’s fuckign crazy

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1340438276443734129/1450686227488706652/caption.gif

[clever bone]

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-cat-funny-pirate-cat-copyright-gif-4934137659474778795

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1321259694123384913/1393983033736036383/nk-image-edit-caption-gdn6nxus.gif

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1340438276443734129/1450686227488706652/caption.gif

[trail isle]

chat is this a good or a bad rate

[jaunty garnet]

idk

why use crypto though

[trail isle]

i just have it

and dont want it to depreciate

so im putting it in usdc

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!

[frigid birch]

is this the

jailbreak on Roblox

[slim loom]

stop asking 💔

!t Roblox

[fervent dove]

roblox

This Discord server is for iOS jailbreaking, not Roblox. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by SlimShadyIAm#9999 | Used 3,676 times · Dec 21, 2020, 9:17 PM

[slim loom]

for the second time

holy shit

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439473129020723301/1454008407840260290/watermark.gif

[slim loom]

💀

[timid parrot]

EVERYONE JOIN THUS GOOGLE cko-tiou-ycx PLEASE

[half compass]

.

[narrow crown]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-dinner-robloxian-seyez-gif-9366072093547099374

[slim loom]

I dont fucking get it

why people still think ts a roblox server

look at the roles when you join lmao

and channels

[timid parrot]

Join please

[slim loom]

this isnt a roblox server

[nimble gulch]

Hey guys in what channel can I ask questions not directly related to Jailbreak but related to bypassing different parental controls shit (yes I am for real)

[digital sable]

YOOOO GAY BLACK MAN SHAKING HIS ASS WHILE BALANCING EGGS ON HIS HEAD

epic reel pull

[narrow crown]

sorry

[slim loom]

why sorry

you didnt do shit

[nimble gulch]

Because my mother put parental control even on fucking “notes” application brah

[narrow crown]

#jailbreak

[narrow crown]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-dinner-robloxian-seyez-gif-9366072093547099374

[signal hazel]

well do you play on iOS, ipadOS, apple tv?

[coarse wedge]

haha ive imagined a scenario where some random removed controversial post on some subreddit gets flooded with millions of comments nuking (altough the post aint public anymore and for a long time) so much that mods have to intervene on a dead cemetery of a post

[molten crag]

finally held an iphone air @ the apple store

i must admit; i like it

[slim loom]

is ts a flex

[hasty jungle]

@real cobalt do i fire the hail mary...

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[coarse wedge]

gg

[velvet zenith]

Hey im not christian but you should do ts anyways

[hasty jungle]

im mostly wondering if im gonna get in

i'm 99% prolly gonna go to MIT anyways

[velvet zenith]

the humble 1% chance

nah u should try anyways though

if u get into mit which i think ur more likely to anyways then u can just go there

[hasty jungle]

i got into mit already lol

[velvet zenith]

oh

Then it doesnt really matter

u could have the harvard acceptance flex too i guess

[desert cairn]

you could apply just for the flex if you get in

fr

[hasty jungle]

yeah right

i dont wanna test my luck too much tho

idk

i'm gonna do the app for fun and decide last minute prob

lmao

[velvet zenith]

well ur already in mit

[molten crag]

i want one but im broke

[real cobalt]

Why not

[hasty jungle]

i like that mindset yeah

[real cobalt]

It's not like applying and getting rejected will change anything

[jaunty garnet]

@untold helm ???

[untold helm]

?

[low mortar]

@narrow crown

[jaunty garnet]

💔

[wicked surge]

is it true that AI is not longer 1's and 0's anymore? it is now inbetween them?

[untold helm]

Okie :3

[untold helm]

That’s quantum computing

[wicked surge]

isnt that what ai is

[low mortar]

No

Quantum computing isn’t really a viable thing yet

[jaunty garnet]

society will collapse before quantum computing becomes useful

[low mortar]

It exists but not outside of a few research labs in very very specific conditions

[narrow crown]

it would be so comfy though

[high reef]

chill I still want to live without ai taking over

[narrow crown]

if it was big enough

[low mortar]

It’s big enough

[narrow crown]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-pets-cute-cat-kitty-gif-13727782929527804567

[wicked surge]

so is it a thing? or not really

[untold helm]

No, ai is a computer doing a shitton of math on a bunch of stolen data to generate something similar to what a user wants

[river moon]

chat are watching stranger things?

[hasty jungle]

gm amy

[untold helm]

Quantum computing is a thing but it’s mainly used in researching at the moment and isn’t very feasible as of now

[low mortar]

Gm

[river moon]

qantum research wont break to the public and will be of no direct use of the public

[untold helm]

And this^

[wicked surge]

yes and that makes more sense then quantum computing

[river moon]

it's more of the scientific research modelling simulation side

[desert cairn]

Given your project:

1. You already have SQLite working with raw bun:sqlite
2. Simple schema (just a responses table with JSON blob)
3. Performance matters for a proxy
4. Want multi-database support (SQLite + Postgres)

[untold helm]

Nobody wants a giant fragile ass laser box with core in their room

[river moon]

mongoDB?

[hasty jungle]

im going to a leading university in quantum computation development 😃

[desert cairn]

first i pasted into the wrong channel then forgot to ping @polar python and @velvet zenith to annoy them

fujck you guys

[desert cairn]

mongo is slop

[river moon]

y

[polar python]

fuck you

[desert cairn]

nosql

[river moon]

nah nosql is good

it depends on what ur making

[untold helm]

Nocturne is slop

[river moon]

working with relations in sql is shite

better with nosql

[desert cairn]

true thats why nocturne dev is @velvet zenith's problem

[river moon]

nocturne is slop

100% claude generated

[desert cairn]

howd he know

[polar python]

@desert cairn The page is currently loading, so I'll wait for the content to fully appear. Once it finishes loading, I'll proceed with the next steps as needed.

[trail isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248738008451125289/1335529537819119689/SPOILER_togif.gif

[river moon]

spotify car thing is literally discontinued

[trail isle]

would you buy his fish

[desert cairn]

no

[coarse wedge]

dzzzrrrrrrr

[river moon]

ca depende

is he chill

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-car-juice-gas-gasoline-hmm-gif-16426420

[trail isle]

very

[desert cairn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1109214684172791888/1138178876858712125/gif.gif

[coarse wedge]

who remembers these?

i had this one

was a fucking charm

[river moon]

omg

the microsoft phone os

[green sequoia]

there are so many mosquitos in my room it's insane

[coarse wedge]

windows phone 🥀

[untold helm]

We need a 3rd phone OS that isn’t AOSP based

[river moon]

windows phone

jesus

[green sequoia]

i'm getting dengue

[ashen basin]

Still looks like shit

[river moon]

bro where is this

i want to be there rn

[green sequoia]

you don't

niterói in the rio de janeiro state

[coarse wedge]

smth will rise i hope…

[river moon]

south america mentioned

[trail isle]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[river moon]

i dont want to be there

oh wait its rio

thats fine

[coarse wedge]

we need a new kernel for that third os

nt was ideal for it

but ms pushed it back to only pcs

[untold helm]

That’s what the half life 3 fans say

[coarse wedge]

remember this

[untold helm]

It’s not gonna happen because nobody would develop for it so nobody will use it and it will be a loop

[coarse wedge]

valve should do it again

[river moon]

nah i dont remember this

this is 2010s slop

[coarse wedge]

mah

[river moon]

every company dabbling in phones

[coarse wedge]

this was limited

[desert cairn]

● Read(CLAUDE.md)
⎿  Read 170 lines

@polar python

[coarse wedge]

depends on the in that time ongoing situations and interest shifts

[polar python]

do not contact me

[untold helm]

Valve can make a phone but why would they

[coarse wedge]

wp based devices had that simplicity and also a pretty vast color scheme

they had that feeling

idk how to describe it

a sesnational one when holding it

funny thing is that they never seem to slow down

[desert cairn]

cuz theyre dead and dont get updates

[untold helm]

Because there was no software to slow it down

[coarse wedge]

cause its os wasnt to heavy like android is now

android slowed down all of my previous phones that ive used cause of excessive bloat

ive had to resort to lineage

[untold helm]

Is there such thing as lineageOS go?

[coarse wedge]

and debloat as much as i could leaving elementary apps

[tame rock]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DSctrk_E3P-/

[quiet linden]

Hi, what can I do with an iPhone 12 running iOS 26.2 ?

[coarse wedge]

and still after a couple of years it noticeably slowed down

i dont know what the fuck is wrong with arm running android

like i have a 2013 tablet

and i remember using it as a little kid

with like twenty or so games it ran like a fucking machine

and now when i even factory resetted it to android kitkat (on which it had been) its slow as shit on a clean install (and i just use yt on chrome to play some music)

[untold helm]

Nothing!

[winter meadow]

hi chat hru

[quiet linden]

Oh

[winter meadow]

kinda no

u can “make” it android go

[coarse wedge]

yo where tf is dleowl

[winter meadow]

by adding props to build.prop

[coarse wedge]

i remember him being in here

[tame rock]

SUFFER

https://tenor.com/view/faith-the-unholy-trinity-gif-27528983

[quiet linden]

?

[untold helm]

yo where tf are my keybags

[coarse wedge]

kiwi is dleowl?

tf

yo is this a fuck up with gir orrr

[chilly bear]

yea

@dense zinc @indigo bough

[dense zinc]

i am @chilly bear

[coarse wedge]

i am @untold helm

[dense zinc]

@untold helm hiiii

[trail isle]

@muted shuttle happy birthday!

[coarse wedge]

hi

hru doin

[winter meadow]

ARCTURUS PROCESSING VICTOR!!!!!!!!

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!! 🎉 🎂

[dense zinc]

dleovl kiwi is not lost media

[toxic solar]

@untold helm hi!

@muted shuttle happy bday

[wicked surge]

where is her

[jaunty garnet]

maxine muted the server

[muted shuttle]

Im messing with my imac

[jaunty garnet]

wtf

[coarse wedge]

yo has someone ever been banned for being a commie

[toxic solar]

damm i remember dleovl

[muted shuttle]

Not this one

[wicked surge]

hey

[jaunty garnet]

???

[trail isle]

have you given up on tahoe yet

[coarse wedge]

whats the shit with maxine this maxine that

[toxic solar]

somehow famous

[coarse wedge]

whatd he do

[toxic solar]

she

[muted shuttle]

No graphics acceleration so I didn’t care

[coarse ginkgo]

muted wasnt the only thing

[jaunty garnet]

Meow, meow, meow! Merry Keybagmas!

dleovl Claus is here to spread keybags to all the good boys and girls.

Have you been good this year? You get keybags!
Been bad this year? Say HELLO to iOS 26!

Don't forget to buy my CD! It includes funny tracks like:

• All I want for Christmas is keybags
• I want a keybag for Christmas
• Feliz Keybagdad!
  ... and so much more!

Head over to #keybag-exposure to claim your keybags today!

-# P.S.: I was NOT in the Epstein files.

[toxic solar]

you dumb person

[toxic solar]

just nvram oblit-inprogress=5

[trail isle]

where is this from 😭

[toxic solar]

smh

[jaunty garnet]

dleovl claus

[toxic solar]

if you wiped your keybag

[toxic solar]

u can regenerate it

[trail isle]

average xrt

[coarse wedge]

what do yall think of skinheads

[toxic solar]

iOS 18.4.1 rootful untethered jailbreak

tho

[wicked surge]

weirdo

[coarse ginkgo]

this might be the only genuine @muted shuttle ping ive done in a while

tho ive seen worse things in this chat

[ornate latch]

dleovl joined himself

and posted this

[polar python]

Hi

[coarse ginkgo]

Hey

[polar python]

Hi

[coarse ginkgo]

Hey

[toxic solar]

hello

[polar python]

Hey

[wicked surge]

yo

[toxic solar]

hello

[coarse ginkgo]

Hi

[polar python]

Whats up

[ornate latch]

No

Shut up

[toxic solar]

Konnichiwa

[polar python]

Hey

[toxic solar]

WHAT H

[velvet zenith]

@polar python How do i use omni for free

[polar python]

Join omni server u freeloader

[velvet zenith]

Ur stupid ass mod is gonna ban my ass

[polar python]

Ok

[trail isle]

no

[ornate latch]

just don't say inshallah to them

[low mortar]

What

[chilly bear]

me?? 😢

[trail isle]

Is it a a bug that 10.2.2 is signed for Apple TV 4?

[chilly bear]

not a bug

[molten crag]

hey chat, if i ever had to upgrade from a 12 mini, what do i choose

[chilly bear]

17 pro max

[molten crag]

too big

[chilly bear]

nah

[molten crag]

try again

[slim loom]

15 pro on iOS 17.0

[molten crag]

used to have a 15 pro

[slim loom]

what happened

[molten crag]

went back to the mini after 11 months

[slim loom]

why lmao

the 15 pro is literally so good

[molten crag]

mini size bias

[coral fog]

can jayy be banned for new years

[trail isle]

rt

[coral fog]

it'd be a great way to celebrate 2026

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439473129020723301/1454574985556262998/watermark.gif

[toxic solar]

i wish

also why didn't kasane teto succeed josip broz tito? is that why yugoslavia collapsed?

[molten crag]

how about the air?

[velvet zenith]

16 pro

[molten crag]

sometimes i forget about the lack of a 5.8" phone

[slim loom]

i wouldn't get it

[molten crag]

not even secondhand?

[slim loom]

no

i'd much rather have a 15 pro max

thats what i got btw

[molten crag]

is it normal for someone to complain over the size of a phone

[slim loom]

yes

[clever bone]

I’m playing too much Roblox

[jaunty garnet]

yes

[winter meadow]

i cant find calculator

on my phone

[jaunty garnet]

android moment

[alpine chasm]

Howmuch does a siri remote go for

[molten crag]

then is it weird that i hated the feeling of most 6.1"/6.3" phones

[slim loom]

no

i also don't like small phones

Pro max on top

[molten crag]

i'm sure one camera is fine

[trail isle]

@jaunty garnet WHAT IS A KEYBAG

[jaunty garnet]

[trail isle]

tell me.

[jaunty garnet]

idk]

there are 0 messages explaining it from what i can see

[molten crag]

currently debating if getting a 512gb 13 mini is a good idea

[jaunty garnet]

13 mini is peak from what ive heard

[slim loom]

but the battery

[molten crag]

you can't steer me into going for a bigger phone

[slim loom]

then buy the 13 mini

[narrow crown]

battery life will probably be upsetting but much better than 12 mini

[molten crag]

not sure where to look though

[molten crag]

-# me with a 128gb 12 mini @ 77% BH

[slim loom]

do you want one on a jailbreakable version?

[molten crag]

moreso the usual trollstore + dopamine combo, yes (optional)

[slim loom]

damn

look on ebay

[jaunty garnet]

💔

[molten crag]

though i can excuse going for a 13-15 pro

[slim loom]

Would be much better

[clever bone]

BRO I FEEL SO UNDER PRODUCTIVE !

[molten crag]

though i probably wouldn't look back at the 15 pro due to its thermal throttling issues

[trail isle]

13 MINI MENTIONED HELLO

[narrow crown]

yo ass should not upgrade to 13 mini u should get something with an actual battery

[trail isle]

BEST IPHONE EVER RELEASED

BUY TEN OF THEM

GET A 13 MINI

[chilly bear]

bag of key

[molten crag]

HIGH FIVE

[trail isle]

no

[slim loom]

yeah and its only jailbreakable on 17.0 which is extremely rare

[trail isle]

get a13 mini

[trail isle]

what is a keybag

[clever bone]

no

dude

SHIT BATTERY

[narrow crown]

if ur gonna upgrade your phone. going from a 12 mini to a 13 mini seems unnecessarily expensive when u could get a proper upgrade with good battery and better performance

[clever bone]

https://tenor.com/view/gegagedigedagedago-what-help-me-max-design-pro-maxdesignpro-singing-nugget-gif-18297568024686727769

[trail isle]

nah

worth it

for 5.4"

[narrow crown]

its cute but like wtv

[slim loom]

26.1 💔

[trail isle]

i refuse to update

[vital knoll]

I wanna upgrade from a 12 mini to an XS

[trail isle]

its horrible

its sobuggy

and slow

and lags all the time

but i refuse to update

[slim loom]

should've stayed on 16

[trail isle]

i got it on 18.7 gng

[narrow crown]

isnt that a downgrade

[slim loom]

dang

[trail isle]

i had to update to 26 for apple watch

and i wouldve anyway

[molten crag]

then again i have a tendency to complain over 6.1"+ phones

[trail isle]

for me its all or nothing

mini or max

[clever bone]

@jaunty garnet yo is ts bad

[jaunty garnet]

???

[trail isle]

no 6.1

[jaunty garnet]

yes

[clever bone]

how

[narrow crown]

idk dawg suck it up?

[jaunty garnet]

the contrast is too much

[narrow crown]

normal sized phone is fine actually

[jaunty garnet]

make the gray part lighter

and it would look better

but the layout is decent

[molten crag]

did that for 11 months already

[slim loom]

the only more thing i could recommend is a 13 pro or 14 pro on 16.0-16.5

[clever bone]

okay

@jaunty garnet

[jaunty garnet]

when did youg et apply music

???

why am i jayytyping now

[clever bone]

spotify theme

7th grade platlist

[narrow crown]

(last year)

[jaunty garnet]

😭

[clever bone]

[molten crag]

the air sure looks tempting even though i should avoid it

[narrow crown]

tbh i want to throw my phone in the water

[jaunty garnet]

i dropped my phone in the toilet once

💔

[trail isle]

i dropped a phone in a toilet with bleach when i was like 13

and it just died immediately

[jaunty garnet]

😭

[trail isle]

do not mix electronics and bleach

it was an iphone

mf deleted his message

jayy you cannot hide

[clever bone]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-logo-gif-6620754327441294946

[trail isle]

"androids"

[molten crag]

whats considered normal nowadays

[trail isle]

6.1

[trail isle]

colourful

[narrow crown]

regular sized.

[velvet ravine]

Anyone here with an El Capitan/Yosemite Mac?

[wicked surge]

beautiful

[trail isle]

why

[indigo bough]

yea

[velvet ravine]

Can you go to the App Store and refresh on the updates