general

[low mortar]

so I just continued using it for the next 5 years

so I had unfiltered and unthrottled wifi access

[indigo bough]

based as FUCK

[low mortar]

on my laptop at least, until I made macspoof

[indigo bough]

I haven't acciallt connected

to the wifi

[kind wind]

Does anyone know if BLOCKOTA works on Apple Watch?

[low mortar]

They must have figured out I was doing it early on

[low mortar]

probably!

try it and see

nothing more conclusive than seeing if it works

[kind wind]

Just to stop the annoying notification bubble. 😂

[wild pelican]

in our school it's lame af

i used some uac bypass thingy back in 2023ish to get admin cmd and get the password string

[carmine elk]

w admin

[wild pelican]

sadly our wifi is tied to a proxy

[low mortar]

he was the only w admin

[wild pelican]

so you're forced to use the webfilter

[winter meadow]

hi chat

[low mortar]

hi

[rich dune]

hi

[winter meadow]

hru chat

[low mortar]

stress

[vital knoll]

does the blockota work on my Apple Galaxy fold?

[low mortar]

I mean

in theory yes

you would just need to change its format

in principle yes

[indigo bough]

o u got ios running

[winter meadow]

tomorrow is my lucky day

fuck

[radiant hollow]

u want to fuck?

[winter meadow]

no

[radiant hollow]

I just realized that sounds wrong

[low mortar]

I hate having to do research

[old orchid]

hello, im new to the community, is there any alternative store where i can find modded apps and games (ipa) ready to install ? maybe paid free ones too 🙂

[fervent dove]

piracy

WE WILL NOT ASSIST WITH PIRACY

What is piracy?
Piracy is a form of unauthorized redistribution such as getting apps, in-app purchases, tweaks or themes without paying for them. This is often also unsafe as you are not getting things from the official source and pirated versions could have malware. This includes getting IPA files for free apps.

How do I know if I have piracy?
If you are not sure if a repo is piracy or not, you can send the name of the repo in to a genius, mod or admin in a DM and ask for further information. If you send a piracy link in a channel you will be filtered and informed further via DM. Doing so may also result in a warning from a member of staff. Use DMs to avoid the possibility.
Do note however that sharing piracy in DMs for any other purpose than asking if it's safe is still a violation of the rules and is warnable.

I have piracy repos and/or pirated tweaks, what should I do?
The standard procedure here is to remove jailbreak (also known as "restore rootfs" on older jailbreaks). To learn more, type /tag rootfs (or /tag legacyrootfs for older jailbreaks).

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 1,924 times · Feb 3, 2021, 8:55 AM

[summer nebula]

can someone help- me grind jailbreak

[fervent dove]

Hey @summer nebula, have a look at this!

roblox

This Discord server is for iOS jailbreaking, not Roblox. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by SlimShadyIAm#9999 | Used 3,663 times · Dec 21, 2020, 9:17 PM

[trail isle]

!t

[fossil citrus]

dam it you beat me

[winter meadow]

Fuck i want to apply overlays

But I don't have WiFi rn

[radiant hollow]

wdym by apple overlay

[timid blaze]

how i can get Appellancy tweak on ios 15?

[winter meadow]

What

[nimble forum]

https://tenor.com/view/zeghethardop-bob-gif-13112421

This is bob.

[wild pelican]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387766557576269915/1395609037910966342/togif.gif

[signal hazel]

how does anyone buy a mattress online

[vestal belfry]

Diddy mansion. They tested and pure white.

[proven moss]

@signal hazel

Wya

Where's the milk

[signal hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-thirsty-thursday-steve-austin-gif-23763187

[proven moss]

Im gonna have to wait until the 15th to get my headphones because my dad is a dumdum

[signal hazel]

lol why

[proven moss]

They searched all over toulouse

Every store just to find out you need to order them

They had sundaras

They arrive the 5th my dad leaves the 2nd

So when my aunt comes in January

Thats when I'll have them but

Im not sure if he said 15 or 20th

[signal hazel]

💀

[proven moss]

Also also he was talking shit about me

He thought he hung up

And then he started ripping

[signal hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/morb-breaking-bad-i-will-morb-gif-26058966

[proven moss]

What

I don't want fucking sundaras

I told him bro

I told him to plan ahead

[signal hazel]

i mean they look pretty good

[proven moss]

My god im gonna die

Why

Is everything i want to have to be so unattainable

[proven moss]

Edition xs sound wise is better in every way for a hundo les

Less

Bro

Ive watched everything rev

Review

I can't even type 😭

A man can only fucking dream

I'm bored out of my mind i want my god damn headphones

[glacial saffron]

whats the app that lets you download different versions of apps on 15.8.3

[proven moss]

Its mu fucking money

[winter meadow]

Appstoretroller

[glacial saffron]

is it on sileo or download from the web?

[signal hazel]

[[Appstoretroller]]

#bot-commands

nvm

[glacial saffron]

where is it

[winter meadow]

#bot-commands

[glacial saffron]

thx

[coral fog]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8ym2sny/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[delicate beacon]

Anyone have a signed certificate for sideloading?

[velvet zenith]

yeah

[glacial saffron]

does this only work with downgrading the ios? I need to upgrade it

i need to download google at 16ios

[wintry tendon]

@fathom onyx

67 67 67 67

[glacial saffron]

how do I download apps that require higher ios

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[glacial saffron]

dawg what

[trail isle]

yeah

[trail isle]

ignore the clanker

all you can do really is download an older version of an app

[glacial saffron]

waht app can let me download older versions?

[delicate beacon]

Able to help me out with it? Please and thank you 🙂

[trail isle]

no it’s mine

[trail isle]

icl i forgot what it was called

ask in #jailbreak

[gusty hedge]

@polar python the thing you helped me aet up yesterday isn’t sorting stuff super well

When I go to jujutsu kaisen and play an episode the first few results are th movie and not the show

[trail isle]

@narrow crown bluey wrapping paper

[low mortar]

omg tgirl wrapping paper

[trail isle]

[low mortar]

im not wrong

[trail isle]

[low mortar]

ive finally figured out what statistical tests i want to do

UGH

I need 28 people at least

I need to convince 28 people to do an optional 2 hour class

[carmine elk]

iOS 26 on iPad Pro is so peak

[terse dome]

i fear i may not have good lucks to send you for that task

[low mortar]

I have to get them to do the tasks, and then do a fairly long survey after

its gonna be so much fun

0_0

[thick tapir]

😭

[chrome cosmos]

Hello, nice to meet you.
As you know, many ideas are being discussed on Discord, and clients are communicating and collaborating with developers smoothly through Discord and Telegram.
I'm actively involved as a developer here.
I can help you perfect your ideas, establish development direction and overall requirements, finalize the development direction based on those requirements, and even provide detailed coding support. Currently, I'm actively working with many clients about WEB4, encompassing blockchain and AI, and I believe this will be a significant benefit to your project.
I'm open to opportunities related to blockchain, AI, and full-stack projects.

[timid blaze]

#jailbreak

anyone?

[austere turtle]

is it tho

[austere turtle]

your mom

[chilly bear]

maybe he meant he needed someone bigger and just worded it wrong

[dry monolith]

Hello

how was everyone’s christmas

what did u guys get

[trail isle]

oh no

[dry monolith]

no

[trail isle]

and alcohol

[dry monolith]

niceeee

[dry monolith]

boy

[trail isle]

girl

[low mortar]

Alcohol

[trail isle]

i need to get a case for the pocket operator

using it bare pcb feels wrong

[indigo bough]

they look ugly tho icl

[trail isle]

their own one looks fine

[indigo bough]

o alr

[copper tendon]

If I had all the epstein files fully unredacted how much would they sell for

[dry monolith]

i got camera cage

it’s chonk now

[dry monolith]

millions

prob

[trail isle]

obese camera

[trail isle]

more

[thick tapir]

vro i walk in on my brother playing vrchat 🥀

[indigo bough]

67

before u get shot by the CIA

[dry monolith]

ya

[chilly bear]

$3.50

[trail isle]

could be worse

[thick tapir]

how

[trail isle]

league of legends

[indigo bough]

hentai heaven VR

[thick tapir]

i walked in on my older brother playing league multiple times 🥱

[chilly bear]

?

[trail isle]

vro what

[rich dune]

What usecases does it have

[trail isle]

drum machine

[thick tapir]

back in like 2016

[trail isle]

there’s lots of different ones

there’s a sampler

they’re all music instruments

[coral fog]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8ymgtMf/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[trail isle]

charles entertainment cheese

[low mortar]

eepy

[indigo bough]

gm

[trail isle]

i’m literally in bed

i went back to bed

[low mortar]

im debating it

[trail isle]

after christmas activities

[low mortar]

i havent even done christmas activities this year

[trail isle]

tequila

[low mortar]

i will die

[trail isle]

[dry monolith]

this screen is genuinely insane

[trail isle]

https://youtu.be/ssT4YVTNAQ4?si=ZtYSB7L0DUa8X2HO

[dry monolith]

how can i see it clearly literally side on

[trail isle]

on ur camera??

[dry monolith]

no

my tv

[trail isle]

oh

cuz ur rich

[dry monolith]

literally side on i can see it clearly

fucking mental

[trail isle]

oled

i can see my phone side on

[narrow crown]

i dont wanna know how much this cost

[low mortar]

heyyyyy

https://fixupx.com/_togl_/status/2004205506676793657?s=46

That One Guy (the animating one) (@_Togl_)

Merry Christmas, Gamers!
︀︀(vocals by @YUY_IX )

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[narrow crown]

gmamy

[thick tapir]

they arent that much lowkey

[low mortar]

gm

[thick tapir]

like 80 bucks or sum last time i checked

[narrow crown]

teenage engineering prices

[thick tapir]

playing cs over cellular is evil wtf

[low mortar]

I play a lot of games over cellular, it is pretty evil yeah

its not awful over a good 5g line

unless it starts raining outside

then fuck you

[thick tapir]

its still fucking awful

[low mortar]

you gotta remmeber im just used to it atp

im still on a dsl coppe rline at home

[thick tapir]

my ping randomly spikes up to like 1000ms

[low mortar]

thats a skill issue

i never have that

[narrow crown]

transsexual twitter account popping off (zero likes)

[low mortar]

i was sleeping

i should turn on notis

😭

im gonna be giving a presentation one day and one of ur tweets is gonna come up

[narrow crown]

good

now THATS visibility

[indigo bough]

100 usd iirc

too bad.

nah but they really aren't that baf

compared to the rest of teenage engineering

[low mortar]

😭

[indigo bough]

@low mortar

[low mortar]

hi

[indigo bough]

why

[low mortar]

wut

[indigo bough]

the hashtag in ur name

why

[low mortar]

😭

idk everyone was bullying maxine

[indigo bough]

because she is a biased source

[vestal belfry]

Its heaven.

[thick tapir]

ok buddy

[vestal belfry]

maxine good guide tho?

she helped me alot

with jailbreakin my shi

[low mortar]

https://fixupx.com/opontoooso/status/2004480695083958578?s=46

Motivos Para A Minha Alegria (@OPontoooso)

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[vestal belfry]

no furry shi

[low mortar]

not furry shit

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[vestal belfry]

ok

[indigo bough]

@hollow chasm pls ban anime again

[thick tapir]

QHAR

[indigo bough]

i saw this

wlel not jacobs video but

on tiktok

[thick tapir]

why would you make the video after christmas 🥀

[indigo bough]

its a different flavor every day

and i think at day 25 u get a pack of golds

[vestal belfry]

A True Dark Knight who built his algorithm brick by brick

[low mortar]

this reminded me of a wonderful tweet i saw ths morning

"I grieved the death of Arthur Morgan longer than Erika Kirk grieved her husband"

[vestal belfry]

Great.

[thick tapir]

Great.

punctuation on discord is wild

[vestal belfry]

I like it MY way.

[narrow crown]

its my way or the highway

[thick tapir]

this is not bk vro

[vestal belfry]

"bk vro" 🥀

[thick tapir]

?

bk

[narrow crown]

brooklyn?

[thick tapir]

burger king

[narrow crown]

oh

[thick tapir]

nobody remembers the whopper whopper ads 🥀

[vestal belfry]

Get out 🙏 🥀

[vestal belfry]

Who decided that?

[trail isle]

£50

average teenage engineering overcharging

why are they so greedy

[thick tapir]

whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper impossible or bacon whopper i rule this day at bk have it your way

[indigo bough]

is it an Israeli based company

[trail isle]

no

.

[narrow crown]

nope swedish

[vestal belfry]

"YOU RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 🔥 🔥

[trail isle]

https://teenage.engineering

[indigo bough]

oh i see

[trail isle]

they are weirdos tho

[indigo bough]

mb

[thick tapir]

yuno ball 🙏

the world is healing

[trail isle]

i want an op-1 but theyre like 800

[narrow crown]

i saw their stuff at moma design store and its super cool. but i dont make music and im not rich

[vestal belfry]

if u the mf who watched spider man the whole marvel going through home made bk u know u know ball

[trail isle]

nvm its EVEN MORE

[indigo bough]

i got the tp 7 a couple yrs ago

great device

[trail isle]

rich

[thick tapir]

dw buy this instead

[indigo bough]

i lied bru

[trail isle]

for what 😭

[indigo bough]

noone is spending that much

[trail isle]

no

❌

[vestal belfry]

Give ram 2 - 3 minutes to match that price.

[indigo bough]

im bored sorry

[trail isle]

sob

[indigo bough]

sobn

i edited my message in the r/apple discord

to incriminate this poor user.

[thick tapir]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SsrVGHJvaA this shit the song of the century 🙏

[vestal belfry]

nah

[trail isle]

i left r/apple discord

too pretentious

[open berry]

He has a point

[thick tapir]

i like guns and weapons 😭

[narrow crown]

r/apple are snobs

[indigo bough]

how much would u pay for this guys

[vestal belfry]

why is charlie kirb filtered word

[indigo bough]

guess the price

[open berry]

Thats cringe

[thick tapir]

nothing because its fucking stupid

[desert cairn]

charlie @alpine cypress

[narrow crown]

500

[trail isle]

isnt it like 700

[vestal belfry]

80 buck most

[indigo bough]

TP–7 aluminum
$1 499

[trail isle]

average teenage engineering

[indigo bough]

[thick tapir]

removing it after i call you out is even more cringe

[trail isle]

https://teenage.engineering/store/po-12
this is like actually justifiable

[thick tapir]

if ur gonna be cringe just embrace it

[indigo bough]

and its somehow out of stock

[narrow crown]

teenage designs. grown up prices

[austere turtle]

Oh god someone help him

[trail isle]

https://teenage.engineering/store/computer-1-orange

[trail isle]

i want this so bad icl

[indigo bough]

@trail isle did u get the one that lets u add ur own samples

[vestal belfry]

it ecarbme egnirc eb annog ru fi

[trail isle]

no thats the ko sampler

mine makes drum noises

[thick tapir]

it ecarbme egnirc eb annog ru fi

[trail isle]

this is more useful to me

[indigo bough]

ah

[trail isle]

ok buddy

i can make very cool drum sounds

i still barely know how it works tho icl

[open berry]

I can’t , its very cringe

[trail isle]

roadmap

[thick tapir]

but is bending over and changing yourself for some random chud on the internet not more cringe?

[vestal belfry]

lowkey tuff sentence

[indigo bough]

"just figure it out yourself" ahh manual

[trail isle]

i still havent figured out how to delete things from memory

[open berry]

Nope

[trail isle]

other side

[indigo bough]

oh

[trail isle]

maybe i should read this

[indigo bough]

nvm

[open berry]

Actually i knew it was cringe

[trail isle]

why can it be an alarm clock 😭

[vestal belfry]

Couldnt be me

[thick tapir]

you dont read every manual you get?

[indigo bough]

id love to wake up to drums

[trail isle]

no.

[indigo bough]

who does bru

[thick tapir]

me...

[trail isle]

nred

nerd

[open berry]

That’s cringe

[vestal belfry]

Its the BIG 25 cmon we just rip manuals apart

[open berry]

Werido

[indigo bough]

@thick tapir ok whats page 752 on ur car manual abt

[open berry]

Jk

[thick tapir]

there isnt a page 752

so

[vestal belfry]

page 1.

[thick tapir]

but i have read my cars entire manual front to back

title page?

[vestal belfry]

o

no

[indigo bough]

thats crazy

[thick tapir]

why

[indigo bough]

idk

[vestal belfry]

kinda

[vestal belfry]

its js weird

[thick tapir]

no it is

[indigo bough]

seems a bit unnecessary imo

[low mortar]

thats the sorta thing id do icl

[vestal belfry]

imo?

[vestal belfry]

imo?\

[thick tapir]

i js wanna know every feature of everything i own

[trail isle]

nerds.

[low mortar]

^

[vestal belfry]

what car u got

[thick tapir]

2013 328i

[trail isle]

youtube tutorial

[low mortar]

its my level of autism, reading the manual of every thing i own

[vestal belfry]

ball

[open berry]

What have you learned?

[indigo bough]

my dad has a 328i

[low mortar]

woah you have a dad?

crazy

[trail isle]

[open berry]

Nothing?

[low mortar]

lmao

[desert cairn]

fr

[narrow crown]

LMAO

[vestal belfry]

"Nothing?" LMAO

[thick tapir]

not nothing i just dont know what

like idk wtf i specifically learnt from the manual

[indigo bough]

@thick tapir is urs m sport

[trail isle]

I FIGURED OUT HOW TO DELETE THINGS

I CAN MAKE MY OWN DRUM PATTERNS NOW

hold up lemme cook

[thick tapir]

no

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/void-hollow-hollow-face-cursed-cry-about-it-gif-22118456

[low mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/sr-sr2-ringtail-slime-rancher-2-ringtail-slime-gif-15776221767227221136

[indigo bough]

get one

[thick tapir]

why

[indigo bough]

idk

[thick tapir]

none of the differences matter to me idgaf about stiffer suspension or the different steering wheel or whatever minor changes there are

[trail isle]

i forgot slime rancher existed

[indigo bough]

fair

do u have sport + mode

idrk anything abt bmws

[trail isle]

imagine having a bmw at 18

couldnt be me in the uk

[thick tapir]

yes

[indigo bough]

ah

[trail isle]

i love insurance companies

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/british-moment-gif-25175629

[thick tapir]

sport line so i still have sport+

[indigo bough]

ah

[thick tapir]

basically the model right inbetween the base and m sport

or trim i mean

[indigo bough]

[open berry]

Btw i have a toyota camry sport

[indigo bough]

lies

[trail isle]

fuck the aaa batteries died

no more pocket operator ig

ill order duracells

[thick tapir]

mfer insurance is more expensive in the us

[open berry]

I swear

[indigo bough]

im messing w u lol

cool

what yr

[trail isle]

itll cost me £1,500 a year to insure a fucking renault clio in the uk

[open berry]

What do you mean “yr”

[indigo bough]

year

[thick tapir]

my insurance was gonna be 8k a year 💀

[open berry]

2025

[trail isle]

yeah cuz its a bmw

[thick tapir]

to be insured for all of my parents cars

[indigo bough]

nice

[trail isle]

oh

thats different

the insurance company would just say no

[thick tapir]

for the g55, frontier, bmw, and the slk

[spring wren]

Anyone else sick rn?

[open berry]

Its really good for drifting

[trail isle]

cheaper than i thought

[thick tapir]

i was sick on christmas eve then i got over it within like 18 hours

[spring wren]

That’s good

[low mortar]

rechargable pls

[spring wren]

I fell sick yesterday and tested positive for the flu today

[thick tapir]

i feel like i get sick really easy but i also get over it really easily aswell

[spring wren]

Fuck my life

[trail isle]

ok true

[indigo bough]

idiot

[spring wren]

https://tenor.com/view/padoru-gif-23748737

[indigo bough]

who uses rechargeable batteries in the big 25

waste of money

[thick tapir]

like my whole family will be sick for a week and ill just get sick for a day or two

[trail isle]

for 4 bruh

[thick tapir]

i use warrior batteries

[low mortar]

me

my shit chews through them

[trail isle]

i am currently using wilko brand batteries

i have primark brand batteries in my tv remote

[indigo bough]

im using duracell i think

[thick tapir]

my battery

[thick tapir]

wtf tv remote with replacable batteries?

[indigo bough]

non rechargeable

[trail isle]

bro what

[low mortar]

can you get flu vaccines next year?

[indigo bough]

rich

[trail isle]

all tv remotes use 2 aaas

[indigo bough]

apple tv?

[trail isle]

what are you on about

except apple tv

[spring wren]

I got my flu shot this season 🙁

[low mortar]

wtf

[thick tapir]

new samsung remotes dont

[low mortar]

that sucks

hopefully you get better a lot quicker though

[trail isle]

my tv is from 2009

[low mortar]

last year was the first year i didnt get it because idk and i thought i was gonna die

[thick tapir]

oh

[trail isle]

google tv remote uses aaa batteries also

[thick tapir]

buy apple tv

[trail isle]

i have one

in my room

[low mortar]

free flu vaccine is peak nhs

[thick tapir]

my family doesnt turn the tv off we just use standby then apple tv to wake

[low mortar]

its pointless to turn it off more than standby

[thick tapir]

tvs actual remote never gets touched

[thick tapir]

fr

[low mortar]

the eu did this super cool thing called regulation

and it made turning the tv off at all the wall a waste of time

[crisp saffron]

the tv remote only gets touched when i accidentally sit on the apple tv remote and it swaps over from my switch

[low mortar]

fat ass

[crisp saffron]

it should get out of my bed

[trail isle]

or do i get these

usbc port

[low mortar]

i just got back in bed lmao

[low mortar]

no lol

because half the capacity is wasted on the port

[trail isle]

more expensive anyway

[trail isle]

oh true

[low mortar]

the best brand to get is eneloop

[trail isle]

also i only trust duracell and energizer to make a battery that doesnt die in 2 hours

[trail isle]

tf is eneloop

[low mortar]

panasonics brand

[trail isle]

why is it not just panasonic

ts

[low mortar]

they bought the brand but eneloop had a really good rep in the industry

[thick tapir]

used to be owned by sanyo

[trail isle]

duracell's ones have more capacity im getting duracell batteries

duracell

wins

[low mortar]

"eneloop pro"

930 vs 900

[trail isle]

expensive

also im not waiting a week for shipping

i use amazon for next day delivery

https://amzn.eu/d/3gjxdYT

can someone buy me the amazon house

[low mortar]

I want the House Lego

https://beta.ideas.lego.com/product-ideas/b6d301e9-0b77-4c6a-ac3d-f37473e8a339

you can add the scene where obama shoots kutner

[velvet zenith]

They have house ??

[low mortar]

its an idea being pitched

[trail isle]

i need to stop spending money and buy estrogen

[velvet zenith]

i hope they make it

[low mortar]

ikr

i love house!

[velvet zenith]

id buy it so fast

[trail isle]

should be

[low mortar]

i dont know

i can see them saying no because of some of the jokes in the show

idk what legos stance on it would be

the show says a lot of words that i cant say in this server

[trail isle]

i love house

house house

lego

need

[low mortar]

i love house!

ive seen house so many times

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/house-md-happy-gif-9907578319424312957

[low mortar]

i can tell you the plot of every episode from the first 30 seconds

i know all the lore

i know all house.

[trail isle]

housemaxxing

[low mortar]

truly

idk why I just get the show

the humour gets me

[alpine chasm]

Ah, a woman of good taste

House is great

I think I know all the dialogues from the finale

[low mortar]

who is your favourite character

[alpine chasm]

13 is based

[trail isle]

house.

the man himself

[low mortar]

other than house dummy

[trail isle]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[low mortar]

dude built a bunch of different teams with different dynamics

[trail isle]

lisa prob

[low mortar]

Ok I both love 13 and Kutner, and I hate hate hate hate that Kutner had to be killed by fucking Obama. Both 13 and Kutner grew to become like House and I love that they didn't get the bad sides like Chase did

[alpine chasm]

Season 7 team my fav team

[trail isle]

now THIS is promotional material

dr freak

[low mortar]

Foreman knew he was becoming House but was able to control it

Chase just fully became house

[indigo bough]

mouse

[trail isle]

mouse

[alpine chasm]

It was so random Kutner died too

Out of the blue

[low mortar]

it was because it was completely unplanned

they had 48 hours to do it

48 hours

48 hours to write and film teh episode

[alpine chasm]

Worse death def was Amber tho

[low mortar]

so all they could think to do was that episode

[alpine chasm]

Season 4 finale is crushing

[alpine chasm]

Tbh with that timeframe it ended up being good enough

[low mortar]

yeah

obviously they had more time to do the rest of the episode

but they had 48 hours with kutner

so they had to figure out how to write him out him that time

[alpine chasm]

Crazy

Best episode for you?

[indigo bough]

haha 67

[low mortar]

oh god

oh wait

[indigo bough]

i see house clips on tiktok at times

looks like a funny show

[low mortar]

S6 E21 Help Me

The Crane Accident

[indigo bough]

my dad refuses to watch it w me cuz he says the actor that plays house is a bad person irl or sum

idk

[alpine chasm]

That was good

[low mortar]

its because hes british

[indigo bough]

oh i see

i hate brits too

exp british devs

exp british jb devs

exp british jb devs that make package managers

[low mortar]

a few people out of House have been bad people

[alpine chasm]

Watch it yourself. Really good

[low mortar]

but Hugh isn't really one of them

the actor for Chase is a bit of a dipshit

and got bullied off of Twitter just last month by House twitter

[indigo bough]

Dr gregory house

yea ill give it a watch Wednesday

[alpine chasm]

Amber episode part 2 was my fav i think

Or the finale

[indigo bough]

@low mortar how old would Hugh Laurie be in 1 yr

[low mortar]

oh god

67

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/ts-genuinely-frying-me-ts-frying-me-ts-frying-me-gif-15599417133692893606

[alpine chasm]

Also the doctor from jail s8e1 was cute

Sadly they fired her

@low mortar most annoying team member

[indigo bough]

yea i agree with u

[alpine chasm]

Im asking

[indigo bough]

im jk

[low mortar]

i mean the obvious answer is cameron but like, just because she has morals

lmao

[alpine chasm]

Morals?

Cameron and not Masters?

[low mortar]

I loved Masters as a character

[alpine chasm]

Her actions are 3x more annoying than Cameron

[low mortar]

But I can contextualise it as shes never experienced the real world, shes only ever lived life inside a text book

[alpine chasm]

But my most hated one is Park

[low mortar]

shes a gifted child who is actually in a real world experience for the first time, and its actually written really well in the way that shes put in constant ethical dilemmas

[remote tinsel]

who the heck are all these people

[alpine chasm]

Fair enough

[low mortar]

like sure shes annoying, but shes a good character

[alpine chasm]

True

I dislike Park the most

[low mortar]

I also kinda love her humour

[low mortar]

tbh I dont like park either

hmm

[alpine chasm]

She lacks personality

Masters is way better than Park

[low mortar]

My choice is either Cameron or Park

[winter meadow]

I AM SO HAPPY IDK WHY

[low mortar]

Cameron is annoying, Park is just blank

I feel bad for Cameron though

we never got to learn why she was broken

like we looked into hte backstory of every character in the original 3

Foreman had his troubled childhood with his brother
Chase had his alcoholic mother and Dad who left
But Cameron? Its never said. Why does she have the god complex. Why does she think she can fix everything. Why did she marry a man who she knew was dying. Why does she want to be with House, knowing hes the most broken man in the world

[alpine chasm]

Yeah actually we never got any Cameron backstory

@low mortar Best season?

[low mortar]

S4

[alpine chasm]

teen teeny tiny coffins

[low mortar]

The interview process & new team was just a lot of fun

[civic pulsar]

Who wanna do mansion

[winter meadow]

!t roblox

[fervent dove]

Hey @civic pulsar, have a look at this!

roblox

This Discord server is for iOS jailbreaking, not Roblox. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by SlimShadyIAm#9999 | Used 3,665 times · Dec 21, 2020, 9:17 PM

[proven moss]

Estrogen

[copper pelican]

Who wanna do mansion

[royal thorn]

i found out some ancient shitty hp laptop i had actually used ddr4 ram so i got some nice upgrades to my normal pcs out of it

[coral fog]

this is good

[royal thorn]

idk why my shit ass 2016 hp with an amd a10-9600p had a stick of 8gb ram but it did

[ruby copper]

@coral fog

[coral fog]

hi mineek

[austere turtle]

you used it in your desktop? isn’t it so-dimm

[royal thorn]

oh no i put it in a different laptop

just a more beefy one

think it was an hp probook (the new device)

[austere turtle]

Oh nice

[royal thorn]

the probook's specs were really decent its just hp's default configs had hdds for way too long

[austere turtle]

I only have 8gb in my server but I always put off buying extra and now I can’t

[royal thorn]

swapped for an ssd* and that bitch could probably run windows 11

[royal thorn]

my old server was a mac mini

i called it my shitbox

[austere turtle]

ssd is a great upgrade for any pc

I have a Lenovo thinkcentre

[remote tinsel]

Inshallah?

[remote tinsel]

I have a Lenovo Yoga 2 11

[royal thorn]

i have mostly shit lenovo machines

[indigo bough]

hey

[coral fog]

hi arie

[royal thorn]

the best device i had was a lenovo yoga which i think had similar specs to a thinkpad x1 2022

but one of the fans died

[indigo bough]

is stkc wrong

[royal thorn]

also it has ideapad keyboard

[polar python]

hey so my balls are in your dads mouth

[trail isle]

oh hey new the rizz alt

[polar python]

also <@&355174844205367317> ari is back

[trail isle]

BOOOORINGGGG

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-remy-i-smell-a-rat-gif-14528524

[alpine chasm]

Smh

[austere turtle]

don’t ping the moderators please

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-dandelion-cat-silly-kitty-she-was-a-fairy-gif-14702056371420778419

[austere turtle]

they’re asleep

[indigo bough]

poor cat.

[austere turtle]

wth isn’t that abuse

[trail isle]

ikr

[austere turtle]

he could be allergic

[indigo bough]

guys i printed and installed the camera mount for the printer

[austere turtle]

nice

[thick tapir]

wtf mouse is worth buying

[austere turtle]

?

[thick tapir]

mouse

for the computer

[austere turtle]

mx master 4

[royal thorn]

i got a marathon mouse

[austere turtle]

@opa336

[thick tapir]

heavy

[indigo bough]

i needed the user id mb

lmao

[remote tinsel]

I got an ergonomic gaming mouse that's sideways

It's amazing

[royal thorn]

nothing i own is ergonomic

[austere turtle]

is it for gaming?

[thick tapir]

sometimes yeah

[austere turtle]

yeah I wouldn’t use it for that

[royal thorn]

when im 50 im gonna look like this and it will be great

[austere turtle]

I have a cheap razor mouse for gaming

[royal thorn]

i have some like

razer blackwidow

[thick tapir]

i have mx518

[coral fog]

67 on a merry rizzmas

skibidi new year

[austere turtle]

I wanna get an ergonomic chair tho

[indigo bough]

i kinda wanna 3d print a rust model revolver

https://lootroom.com/products/rust-revolver-3d-stl-files

would this be peak

[royal thorn]

think its a green switch blackwidow v3

they made the keyboard body like solid metal though so it sounds awful when you type on it

[tame rock]

So you’re going to marry a fat person that sleeps on you?

[vestal belfry]

@untold helm

My man

Dopamine stopped working

I press jailbreak

Restarts my phone

And nothing

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/popcrave/status/2004578889113473132?s=46 what the hell

Pop Crave (@PopCrave)

‘Big Brother 27’ star Mickey Lee has passed away at the age of 35, her family announced today.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 26, 2025, 3:43 PM

[coral fog]

who

[carmine elk]

I added jiggle physics to the springboard (tweak name is speedster)

[ashen basin]

“Big Brother 27 star” are the first words

[coral fog]

idk what the is

[ashen basin]

Reality tv show

[vestal belfry]

Man so weird

[vestal belfry]

Iphone 11?

[carmine elk]

XS max

16.2

[vestal belfry]

Holy beautiful shi

Never saw anything more beautiful than that display

[carmine elk]

aftermarket oled and housing tho

[vestal belfry]

Man apple cooked with the xs max

[vestal belfry]

Oh then apple fucked up

[indigo bough]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpyGNn8UR4E this guys is INSANE bro

[trail isle]

but why

[indigo bough]

y not

[trail isle]

[indigo bough]

k.

ok

[ashen basin]

Everyone just now getting a switch 2 for Christmas made Mario kart world online 100x easier lmao

[indigo bough]

LOL

thats crazy

[ashen basin]

Begging people not to go into online until they’ve learned the tracks

[indigo bough]

makeronline at its finest

[versed sun]

After a few years I finally decided to try to update a bios on one of my motherboards

Didn’t like how long it took to post back on

[trail isle]

bro looked into it

[indigo bough]

no it was on the 2nd page

[polar python]

login to aio set it to advanced mode and dick around with the filters

filters > matching

[trail isle]

ok buddy.

[indigo bough]

im not lying

[trail isle]

im reporting you to the authorities

[indigo bough]

gulp

[low mortar]

I totally forgot that there’s a trans clone in Star Wars

[trail isle]

can someone teleport me 2 fresh aaa batteries please

[indigo bough]

star wars sucks now

ew

[low mortar]

Peak Star Wars was clone wars s7

I haven’t watched anything since then

Clone wars and rebels were peak

[indigo bough]

i hate them damn transsexuals

[low mortar]

Rebels started off mid but really picked up

But holy shit

Clone wars was just peak tv

[indigo bough]

i am making ts now

looks intriguing

[trail isle]

twisty fidget ball

[indigo bough]

yes

[trail isle]

banned

[low mortar]

Ashoka should have never made it to life action

Disney ruined the character every time

[trail isle]

i love so much

its a 10/10 emoji

[indigo bough]

yeah death action is better bru

[trail isle]

it conveys so much

and can be used in any situation

like

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-supernova-truth-supernova-supernova-truth-nuke-supertruth-nova-truth-gif-546761573344391275

ok nerd

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-sunglasses-book-reading-gif-3247575701360925244

[gusty hedge]

Does it sort good for you? The first result is dvdrip then webdl for me

With your config

Also

How does the trakt sync work

[polar python]

i havent noticed any issues

u can switch the continue watching to use trakt but its a lil hit or miss rn some stuff wont show

[gusty hedge]

Fuck my disgusting chungus life

[low mortar]

Ugh I’m gonna have to rewatch clone wars

[indigo bough]

its okay

[gusty hedge]

I don’t see that WTF

[polar python]

is ts guy even signed into trakt

[trail isle]

only star wars movie ive watched is the force awakens

cuz it just came out and i was dragged into the cinema

[thick tapir]

ive never watched a star wars movie and never intend to 🙏

[ornate latch]

Chungus in the big 25

[idle crane]

guys anyone here use nugget

[indigo bough]

ur a hater bru

[low mortar]

The clone wars has a lot of lore and doesn’t make sense without the movies

[gusty hedge]

Yeesz

[thick tapir]

fuck my stupid chungus life has had a massive resurgence in the past like 3 months vro

[polar python]

https://testflight.apple.com/join/vVgSb7ZQ

[ornate latch]

No

[thick tapir]

yes it has

[ornate latch]

No

[indigo bough]

literally yes

[ornate latch]

No

[gusty hedge]

Had to reset ny goddamn appl tv becaue my smart home setup fucked up

[polar python]

@gusty hedge official tb addon is back up btw

[gusty hedge]

Ooo

[idle crane]

use p-stream

[gusty hedge]

Should I use that instead?

[polar python]

i have both

[indigo bough]

this guy cannot be real

[trail isle]

gyt

[indigo bough]

stfu

[trail isle]

gyatt

[indigo bough]

fuck

[ornate latch]

Git

[polar python]

ts malware

[idle crane]

yeah i’m not real

[thick tapir]

no but its lowkey goated for school im ngl

[indigo bough]

fair

is it FMHY approved

[thick tapir]

yes i think so

[gusty hedge]

Why use aiosearch over torbox

[thick tapir]

its basically the only sudoflix fork that has actually improved

[polar python]

cuz it combines like 10 addons into 1

more results

[gusty hedge]

Omg.

If I can get the sorting and filtering to work

Hell yeah

[gusty hedge]

It’s messed up rn

[green wyvern]

What to do now?

[polar python]

theres a ton of options in aio im sure ull figure something out

[gusty hedge]

Why is it showing me jjk the movie and not the show! Why are the qualities out of order!

Okie :3

I try to fix :3

[ornate latch]

#jailbreak

[polar python]

is this anime

[gusty hedge]

Yeah

[polar python]

oh lol

yeah i didnt test at all w anime

[versed sun]

When did icons on windows 11 start bouncing when I click on them

[gusty hedge]

Infuse + omni is a bit cumbersome

Although infuse does subs better

The play progress popup everytime you go back to omni

[polar python]

turn off playback prompt in ui settings and switch continue watching to use trakt

and turn on scrobbling inside infuse

[idle crane]

this server is for iPhone jailbreak users not windows

[ornate latch]

Thanks bro

[idle crane]

[ornate latch]

Now shut up please

[versed sun]

Go back to the #jailbreak channel

[split nimbus]

@ornate latch https://x.com/enderman/status/2004330092458090987?s=46&t=6ncg-QvoIf51PSl0QMXLcA

[fervent dove]

I hate twitter but here you go

Enderman (@Enderman)

**💬 17 🔁 394 ❤️ 5.1K 👁️ 76.4K **

▶ Play video

FxTwitter · Dec 25, 2025, 11:15 PM

[split nimbus]

WHAT SHADER IS USED HERE???

[winter meadow]

Hi chat

[indigo bough]

is it photon

[ornate latch]

Idk fren I'm not into shaders

[gusty hedge]

Where’s the continue watching thing?

[winter meadow]

i am so happy

[indigo bough]

the clouds look like photon

[polar python]

this

its the same on tvos

[gusty hedge]

Oh yeah

[split nimbus]

PROTON SHADER?

[split nimbus]

HELLO FRENDO

[indigo bough]

maybe

it looks like it had the saturation cranked up

[gusty hedge]

Does omni control the language used in infuse?

[winter meadow]

should i go to sleep rn or stay up till 1 am

[gusty hedge]

Yesss

[winter meadow]

thanks

[split nimbus]

FREEN

WHY ARE U NOT ON THE JB MC SERVER

[gusty hedge]

Yeaaaa

[gusty hedge]

:3

[split nimbus]

COME JOUN

[winter meadow]

hi stib

[polar python]

no

[chrome gazelle]

Is this jail breaking related

[winter meadow]

idk

[green sequoia]

the server?

take a guess

[winter meadow]

hi

[green sequoia]

hey

[winter meadow]

hru

hi ns

[green sequoia]

fine bro wbu

[winter meadow]

happy

[green sequoia]

tell me

[winter meadow]

bday is in 1 hour 25 minutes

[indigo bough]

its for the roblox game

yea

[green sequoia]

dang happy birthday

[low mortar]

@trail isle did you watch top gear when it was a thing

[winter meadow]

thx

[chrome gazelle]

I knew it!

[green sequoia]

havent been happy about a birthday in a bit

[indigo bough]

jk lol

[chrome gazelle]

Ban

[indigo bough]

no thx

[green sequoia]

dude i used to be rich af in that game

i played it a lot

[winter meadow]

how is ur phone

did u get case and screen protector

[ornate latch]

That's the least you should do

[trail isle]

yes

glow stick

[ornate latch]

Give

Now

[dry monolith]

who didn’t

[trail isle]

get yo own glow stick

[ornate latch]

Fuck you

[low mortar]

did you buy girl juic eyet

[trail isle]

no i will look in a minute

[low mortar]

chronic procrastinator

[dry monolith]

How to unredact the [redacted] files with Microsoft Word

[ornate latch]

@exotic jewel yo what was that status

[ornate latch]

I saw a selfbot status

[trail isle]

let’s test this

yes

no

[ornate latch]

Yep

There you go

[trail isle]

ok yep reaction bot

womp

[dry monolith]

Yes

No

Maybe

[wicked surge]

Yes

[dry monolith]

Epstein

[toxic solar]

meow

[wicked surge]

lol

[low mortar]

yes

[ornate latch]

@alpine chasm Reaction bot @exotic jewel

[dry monolith]

no

[low mortar]

wait i wonder what other words we can say

[alpine chasm]

no

yes

[wicked surge]

lol