general

[low mortar]

Try and drive, have an accident and then ask the police to breathalyse

[glacial valve]

Fr

[coarse ginkgo]

fr

gm

[glacial valve]

Gm

[low mortar]

😭

[trail isle]

i should probably hurry up and order some

[low mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/you-can-take-it-from-my-cold-dead-hands-kitten-bottle-hungry-drinking-gif-485448559403939662

[trail isle]

i think i know what im buying

[carmine elk]

that’s a rifal

[low mortar]

Girl juice

[trail isle]

yes

the one i sent u earlier

[coral fog]

[trail isle]

what

[coral fog]

what

[trail isle]

how

[subtle horizon]

is there anyway i could downgrade to ios 18 again?

i didnt save shsh blobs

[indigo bough]

erm

that appears to me an automatic Kalashnikov 47

[clever bone]

Man life so tuff

[indigo bough]

yeah

[clever bone]

Hey Skye

How you been

I’m just at one of my ranchos here

[low mortar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1002520533801381968/1165664628953595984/RDT_20230908_0946323094826771535492267.gif

[untold helm]

DS Sims 3 has no gay marriage:(

Only thing the 3DS version has going for it

[indigo bough]

ur homophobic

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1444822151399211148/IMG_8867.gif

[low mortar]

Same tbh

[indigo bough]

there's like 0 error I am very happy

[trail isle]

fun

[graceful scaffold]

Which is better, iPhone 14 Pro or the iPhone 15 Plus?

[polar python]

don’t those have the same chip

i’d go 14 pro for 120hz

if you care about battery then 15 plus

[graceful scaffold]

Hmmmm ok thanks

[graceful scaffold]

[rocky apex]

merry christmas

[indigo bough]

you too man!

[sand drum]

What about 14 pro max?

[rocky apex]

thanks alot

[green sequoia]

14p objectively

[sand drum]

Guys I checked online 13 pro max battery is 4352mah while 14 pro max battery capacity is 4,323mAh but still people said 13 pro max battery last longer can someone clarify please

[untold helm]

No I’m saying the only thing that sims 3 3DS has going for it vs the DS version is better graphics and gay marriage

[heady falcon]

I’m having trouble getting a keycard to rob the bank

[jaunty garnet]

!t jail

[fervent dove]

jail

This Discord server is for iOS Jailbreaking, not discussing plans to break out of prison. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by nooka | Used 161 times · May 8, 2025, 1:27 PM

[jaunty garnet]

nvm

wrong one

[untold helm]

Ur gonna go to jail bro

Don’t rob a bank it’s not worth it

[clever bone]

Cap

[jaunty garnet]

free money

[clever bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1447097764206084166/ScreenRecording_11-29-2025_18-06-48_1.gif

[heady falcon]

That’s why I’m here to learn how to escape

[clever bone]

Why do people use this as an insult towards me

[jaunty garnet]

its the most iconic jayy moment

or osmething like that

[untold helm]

How do u have a phone in jail

[jaunty garnet]

cellular data

[clever bone]

Lowkey

[untold helm]

Yeah but don’t they only get a non smart phone

[clever bone]

You can get smart phones in jail

[jaunty garnet]

just sneak one in...

[clever bone]

Just not in prison

jail ≠ prison

[heady falcon]

My buddy dropped a phone in the prison yard from a helicopter so I’m good off that

[clever bone]

Ts dude is in a Roblox server btw

[untold helm]

What did you even go to jail for brochacho

[jaunty garnet]

Jailbreaking iPhone

[heady falcon]

I posted a meme on general

[jaunty garnet]

Pirating 16player

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-atm-machine-atm-atm-glitching-meme-gif-8853468555615782022

[indigo bough]

because it shows how rude and disrespectful you are lmao

🥀

[terse dome]

you (Jeffrey Epstein)

[worthy quail]

!t jail

[fervent dove]

Hey @heady falcon, have a look at this!

jail

This Discord server is for iOS Jailbreaking, not discussing plans to break out of prison. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by nooka | Used 162 times · May 8, 2025, 1:27 PM

[heady falcon]

Ohhhh mb

[worthy quail]

yeaa

[heady falcon]

So this is about the Roblox game

[worthy quail]

!t roblox

[fervent dove]

roblox

This Discord server is for iOS jailbreaking, not Roblox. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by SlimShadyIAm#9999 | Used 3,660 times · Dec 21, 2020, 9:17 PM

[heady falcon]

Now I get it

[worthy quail]

we even have the /roblox command

it does fun

Sends you to the ultra private jailbreak server

[fervent dove]

@worthy quail, look at this meme! Just don't show Aaron.

roblox

This Discord server is for Roblox Jailbreak, not iOS Jailbreaking. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by cameren#0420 | Used 271 times · Feb 3, 2022, 4:02 AM

[untold helm]

Prepare ball for cock????

[ornate latch]

buddy is stuck in 2020

[clever bone]

Just because I’m talking to a girl doesn’t mean she deserves my biggest care

[ornate latch]

doesn't mean you can be rude either

[clever bone]

Not rude

[ornate latch]

that is rude

and disrespectful

[clever bone]

She didn’t even see the message

[ornate latch]

Yeah keep lying to yourself

[jaunty garnet]

bro is ouside

[clever bone]

Why did she text me back like 6 times saying she still liked more or something

I forgot

[ornate latch]

he's discovering the concept of nature

[clever bone]

No im just at my rancho

[vital knoll]

@gusty gulch

[ornate latch]

@half compass Your message contained a word you aren't allowed to say in r/Jailbreak. This could be either hate speech or the name of a piracy tool/source. Please refrain from saying it!

[clever bone]

lol

It’s so funny

[vital knoll]

does anyone have the funny tools for android

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1384856078445056071/togif.gif

[ornate latch]

what funny tools

[ornate latch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/902159615435874334/1081289983316459570/E4F67DDE-4DA0-443C-BAAA-B6EDDE2CAB21.gif

[clever bone]

I remember last day of school b4 break I saw her outside of my classroom and the. When I got back home I saw she requested to follow me again

😭

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1447097764206084166/ScreenRecording_11-29-2025_18-06-48_1.gif

[vital knoll]

she cute or nah

[vital knoll]

I forgor

[clever bone]

She’s okay

[ornate latch]

Oh ok

[vital knoll]

drop the digits bestie

[clever bone]

she’s 15

Or actually 14 she just turned 15

[gusty gulch]

yes hi

[vital knoll]

let supertom slide in

[vital knoll]

hi cutie sleepy pills juseyo

[jaunty garnet]

@clever bone how did you find this song

[half compass]

@ornate latch Yo check dms bro

[clever bone]

Fiend

Why

[jaunty garnet]

its fire

[ornate latch]

no fuck off

[clever bone]

I’m going to they’re show

there

[jaunty garnet]

their

[clever bone]

Ye

[jaunty garnet]

Где проходит шоу?

[clever bone]

No hablo Russian

[jaunty garnet]

i forgot to change the translator language

[graceful scaffold]

Y pq español??

[ornate latch]

@clever bone בוא לגרד לי את הביצים השומניות

[clever bone]

Si

[graceful scaffold]

A weno xD

[remote tinsel]

Why is English not here

[jaunty garnet]

That is very generous of you

[graceful scaffold]

Idk

[ornate latch]

Yeah bruh

[vital knoll]

ola es tu puto fromage baguette oui oui

[graceful scaffold]

What language is that?

[clever bone]

I have emo girls

[jaunty garnet]

???

[graceful scaffold]

Bruh

[vital knoll]

???

[clever bone]

Je suis Mexicano

[ornate latch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1441943686114971861/1447486628045127681/togif.gif

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1453067208497299466/togif.gif

[vital knoll]

je suis Trumper issa puto

[clever bone]

Israel

[graceful scaffold]

[clever bone]

Man walking sucks

[untold helm]

No it’s CGI

[jaunty garnet]

true

[clever bone]

I join vc

[jaunty garnet]

120hz enabler

[clever bone]

I need this

Does anyone know where I can go to practice scream vocals

[jaunty garnet]

why does the icon look different than the others

[ornate latch]

bro

I got sentenced to Discord hell

[graceful scaffold]

H m m

[ornate latch]

I can't DM anyone

and I never got warned

💔

my standing is still normal

[velvet zenith]

Refresh your discord idiot

[ornate latch]

I did

Discord just fucking banished me

[velvet zenith]

Does this mean you cant talk in the group

[ornate latch]

let me try actually

[clever bone]

@ornate latch oh my bad I reported you

[ornate latch]

Thanks bro

Appreciate it

[clever bone]

It updates in a but

Have you ever gotta a warn

[ornate latch]

no you're just dumb

[ornate latch]

yes

I got like

10 Discord banned accounts

I know how warns work

and it's not how it works

[clever bone]

Ik

[ornate latch]

I know you're just lying

[clever bone]

No seriously

Bro just wait like 10 minutes

It updates

You lose perms first

[ornate latch]

it always showed me instantly

idk

[clever bone]

Idk either

[ornate latch]

and Discord never messaged me either

[clever bone]

Verify ur id too discord

[ornate latch]

No im not sending them my id

[clever bone]

Dang I’ve been walking for almost half an hour

[clever bone]

🤠

Walking is chill

[jaunty garnet]

Just generate an id with maple ai

[ornate latch]

truth

they said it was supposed to show me this

but it never appeared

I know for a fact I didn't get warned

[thick tapir]

how the fuck has all i have done for christmas is eat, get drunk asf, and walk the dogs 😭

[jaunty garnet]

what’s the error when you try to dm

[ornate latch]

.

I did receive a Discord message for like

suspicious activity

[jaunty garnet]

cooked

[ornate latch]

it's probably that

[thick tapir]

literally in the past 6 hours thats all ive done

[ornate latch]

and their system just sucks

and doesn't work the way it should

I changed my password and shit

I thought it was fine already

and it was

I could DM people normally

but then it just stopped working out of nowhere

[wicked surge]

I hate it!

https://youtu.be/Am0jSTDd58E?si=2dq6O6c57G__Bx5G

[clever bone]

Why u getting drunk

Hood

[cinder pebble]

True,.,.

[clever bone]

Reddit:

[jaunty garnet]

True

[clever bone]

R/ art or something like that

[compact cobalt]

Ngl

BF6 was overhyped as fuck, this game just isn’t fun

[manic tulip]

Oh

[wicked surge]

Meery Christmas Hydrate

[manic tulip]

Merry chrimis

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/cripmas-gif-5399100567396467115

https://tenor.com/view/meow-meow-christmas-meowy-cat-funny-kitty-gif-meowy-christmas-kitty-cat-fur-baby-gif-a-poofin-floofer-fur-baby-dog-my-baby-talk-dog-mom-a-you-did-what-funny-dog-gif-boop-bork-blep-boof-and-hound-dog-have-a-pawsome-day-dog-speak-gif-16856580415797683972

😂

[thick tapir]

cuz its christmas???? and i want to???

why would i not?

[copper pelican]

I have it early

[wicked surge]

[worthy quail]

I hate this

The only way to disable the shine and parallax is to enable reduce motion

[wicked surge]

lmao folders in the dock

[jaunty garnet]

i used to have a folder with 9 shortcuts on the dock

[wicked surge]

otterBleh

[jaunty garnet]

like show device info, get mobilegestalt, shutdown, restart

[worthy quail]

Yea I found that out a while back and I thought it was

weird

they are actually useful

[thick tapir]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=odtcH-FEVvg

fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odtcH-FEVvg

how do you make this song freakier vro 🥀

[jaunty garnet]

???

[thick tapir]

what

is cucking just the new trend?

[wild pelican]

it's not a ball, it's uranus

[teal bramble]

I- bruh. u calling me out 😭 i have thunder thighs n like a slvtty waist but <333 😕

[trail isle]

I- bruh. u calling me out 😭 i have thunder thighs n like a slvtty waist but <333 😕

[ornate latch]

I- bruh. u calling me out 😭 i have thunder thighs n like a slvtty waist but <333 😕

[wild pelican]

thx to feminism for that one 🔥

[thick tapir]

what

[gilded rapids]

fuck I need to think of good date ideas for new years eve

[trail isle]

paintball

[gilded rapids]

Fun but no I was thinking of something small

[thick tapir]

kfc

[gilded rapids]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr3bmAHM/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

LoveBookOnline (@lovebookonline)

❤️ 298 💬 3 🔁 304

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Mar 18, 2024, 2:33 AM

[raven pine]

steal it

[trail isle]

if i participated in this id crash out

[gilded rapids]

why 😭

[trail isle]

i am bad at making things

[thick tapir]

real asf

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet rate the dscraft house

[half compass]

automated sugar cane farm

[twin vector]

Hey u got a questy

with a jailbroken phone we can dowload apk files?

[thick tapir]

questy?

[jaunty garnet]

what craft is this

[twin vector]

can we?

[thick tapir]

no

[jaunty garnet]

No

[thick tapir]

no apk on ios

[twin vector]

the. whats the point

[untold helm]

dscraft, ds Homebrew for the original ds

[thick tapir]

apk for android ipa for ios

[untold helm]

iOS uses .ipa files not apks

[twin vector]

uea well whats the point of jailbreak

[jagged turret]

https://x.com/i/status/2004270709913407655

MathMatize Memes (@MathMatize)

Holiday time with the family ❤️

X · Dec 25, 2025, 7:19 PM

[untold helm]

😛

[jaunty garnet]

KFC UAE KIOSK 😭

[twin vector]

we get modapks?

[untold helm]

Much much more customization, backported from newer iOS versions, custom new features, file system access, QOL, etc

[jaunty garnet]

this is mine

[twin vector]

well why alot of ppl just don’t jailbreak their phones?

is their some risk?

[thick tapir]

most phones you cant jailbreak

[full copper]

Why are the textures vanilla

[thick tapir]

and most ppl dont care

[full copper]

Wtf

[velvet zenith]

jailbreak is dead anyways just update to latest

[twin vector]

and if i jailbreak can i undo it?

[untold helm]

Because it only works on some iOS versions (17.0 and below)

[velvet zenith]

what about 16.7.1

[twin vector]

i have 26.0.2 am i cooked?

[untold helm]

You can easily get out of a jailbroken state or remove the jailbreak

[velvet zenith]

and 16.7.2

[untold helm]

Correct

[velvet zenith]

on arm64e

[untold helm]

If you want to sideload ipa files I would check out Sidestore however

[jaunty garnet]

26.0.2 doesn’t exist

[twin vector]

with jailbreak we can have like discord nitro or snap +

[jaunty garnet]

feather

[vernal lance]

Look this guys

[jaunty garnet]

you can have some nitro features, but Snapchat tweaks are very risky and not recommended

[vernal lance]

ٌ

[trail isle]

https://x.com/realsufiyankhan/status/2004135153560682856?s=46

Sufiyan Technology (@RealSufiyanKhan)

🚨 Gmail Big UPDATE

Google Is Rolling Out A Feature To Let You CHANGE Your Gmail Address Without Loosing Data

✅ Old Address Becomes An Alias (You Still Get Mail)
✅ Once Per Year 3 Times Total
✅ Rolling Out Gradually

Finally Time To Ditch That Embarrassing Childhood Email 🥹

X · Dec 25, 2025, 10:20 AM

woah i can finally kill off my deadname gmail

[thick tapir]

wtf

w speed

[twin vector]

but it won’t show the nitro logo?

[chilly bear]

mods message logger possibly

[chilly bear]

no

[twin vector]

I mean, jailbreak ain't really a necessity if we can just use apple jr

[twin vector]

You paid right?

[chilly bear]

there is more to jailbreaking than just sideloading/modding apps

[chilly bear]

yes

[thick tapir]

what is apple jr

[twin vector]

Like?

[twin vector]

huh

[jaunty garnet]

Roblox cheating installer thing

[real cobalt]

no thats really it

[narrow crown]

what is apple jr

[chilly bear]

[[ball]] :

[twin vector]

applejr an app that u can dowload ipa with it

[thick tapir]

piracy?

[chilly bear]

theming

and

uh

theming

and more theming

[thick tapir]

what the FUCK is this

[narrow crown]

hmm i need more 32bit game ipas to put on my old ip5 8.4.1

[twin vector]

ur phone is jailbroken

?

[narrow crown]

nobody in #general really jb anymore

[velvet zenith]

Hello

[chilly bear]

no

[untold helm]

No, no client mods can do that in the first place

[chilly bear]

i had a jailbroken phone

[real cobalt]

yo

[chilly bear]

but it exploded

[velvet zenith]

Im about to blow my brains out

Fuck spotify

[real cobalt]

very boring day today

me too

[velvet zenith]

Mainly fuck annas archive

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/explosão-meme-gif-gif-5842472256224520495

[velvet zenith]

Whyd they have to scrape spotify and force them to change all of their shit to internal apis

[untold helm]

😭 paid piracy

[jaunty garnet]

i have a 10 dollar cert for apps

[twin vector]

well jailbreaking a 1000$ dollar phone is a waste,why not take a 200$ android

[chilly bear]

ew android....

[jaunty garnet]

Android is ass

[thick tapir]

well you cant jailbreak a new phone so...

[jaunty garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/omniarchive-dexrn-android-phone-meme-gif-9797656844765856585

[twin vector]

can we jailbreak ip14 pro?

[narrow crown]

i love my old ass devices!

[thick tapir]

if its below ios 17 yes

[narrow crown]

when i was like 14 i bought a bunch of old iphones now i can play with them

its cool cuz u can untether jb and u can downgrade and stuff

[jaunty garnet]

rich

???

[twin vector]

enmity is a good app?

[jaunty garnet]

why the fuck is that filtered

[velvet zenith]

Undiagnosed but pretty sure

[narrow crown]

no i had a job

[jaunty garnet]

oh

[narrow crown]

slowly it is dawning on me just how autistic i am (very)

[thick tapir]

being employed is wild 🥱

[narrow crown]

HAD past tense

[velvet zenith]

my friends said im not autistic but im not sure i believe them

[thick tapir]

being unemployed is wild 🥱

[jaunty garnet]

at 14???

wtf

[narrow crown]

yuh

[velvet zenith]

ive been employed and unemployed and i just recommend not being born

✅

[thick tapir]

my friends say i am autistic 😢

im not

[ornate latch]

they're right

[velvet zenith]

they're right

[ruby copper]

[jaunty garnet]

mineek is here

[chilly bear]

hi mineek

[narrow crown]

u can pretty much gauge how autistic you are by your ratio of autistic to not autistic friends

recently i took count and realized that i haven't really made a deep connection with anyone who isnt on the spectrum

[ruby copper]

What did I do

[ornate latch]

Wdym

[chilly bear]

i just said hi?

[ornate latch]

Hes just saying hi

[trail isle]

@indigo bough jacket potato

[ruby copper]

"Shut up Mineek"

[chilly bear]

schizo mineek .

[jaunty garnet]

message logger

[thick tapir]

i dont even know who my friends even are 🥀

[narrow crown]

ya that is what senior year of hs was like for me

[thick tapir]

like theres mfers i did not know were my friends but then they introduce me to someone else by saying im their friend

[jaunty garnet]

real?

[thick tapir]

like yeah we might talk everyday and hang outside of school multiple times a week but i did not know we were friends yk?

[jaunty garnet]

every irl friend ive had past 6th grade has been shit

[narrow crown]

thats the definition of friends

[thick tapir]

and yeah we might text basically daily but idk

[ornate latch]

proves you're autistic

[jaunty garnet]

???

[narrow crown]

true true. my most autistic friend talks about this

[thick tapir]

idk thats just an acquaintance to me yk?

[ornate latch]

you're dumb then

like

really dumb

if you can't understand that

[narrow crown]

to me an acquaintance is someone who i kinda know but not really.
my friends are people who i keep up with regularly and have an emotional bond with

[teal bramble]

peak christmas gift

[narrow crown]

i got $150 idk what im gonna spend it on

[thick tapir]

idk its not really like i dont think of ppl as friends its more like i just think of them as people yk?

[narrow crown]

probably 50 on ipod parts and save the rest

[ornate latch]

all on red

[thick tapir]

i got 2500 rn 😢

[jaunty garnet]

💔

[thick tapir]

saving up

[ornate latch]

ok so still people

[jaunty garnet]

save up

[ornate latch]

friends are just people you like and are really close

💔

[thick tapir]

but like theres hella people i put in that group but only like 3 people i consider friends

[ornate latch]

you need to reconsider you definition of friend

[untold helm]

I personally use bunny

[narrow crown]

i dont have anything to save up for apart from weed and food. im not gonna spend it all tho

[untold helm]

They both can use the same features and plugins

[ornate latch]

your friends are not only the people who provide you with estrogen @thick tapir

you gotta understand that bruh

[thick tapir]

like theres probably like 7 mfers i talk to daily, hangout with daily, text nearly daily, and we do literally everything together and are a group but i dont consider them friends

then theres like 3 ppl i consider friends

[jaunty garnet]

how tf

[thick tapir]

what

[ornate latch]

reconsider you definition of friend

this is insane

[thick tapir]

well ig not hangout daily more like we get lunch 2-3 times a week and shop together like once a week

[jaunty garnet]

those are friends vro

[ornate latch]

do you have to have sex with a person to consider them a friend

I don't get it

[thick tapir]

no

[jaunty garnet]

maybe consider

those are your friends

and then the better friends are just your best friends

[narrow crown]

this

[twin vector]

can u give me it ipa

[gilded rapids]

what the actual fuck are you all talking about 😭

[jaunty garnet]

idk

[thick tapir]

idk definition of a friend ig

[ornate latch]

you definitely don't

[thick tapir]

dont what

[ornate latch]

brother

[thick tapir]

what

[gilded rapids]

I guess to me is someone who actually show up

[thick tapir]

im confused

[gilded rapids]

etc

[ornate latch]

read

the context

re-read it

I'm not explaining it to you

it can't be that hard to understand

[thick tapir]

i dont understand

[ornate latch]

a simple sentence

[thick tapir]

what

[gilded rapids]

😊

[ornate latch]

you said "I don't know the definition of a friend"

I said "you definitely don't"

what's so hard to understand here

[thick tapir]

i didnt say that

[ornate latch]

you DID

[thick tapir]

he asked what we are talking about, i said "idk the definition of a friend ig" as in "i dont know. the definition of a friend? i guess."

i did not say "I don't know the definition of a friend"

[gilded rapids]

yall are still so young many of your friends won’t be friends 3-5 year down the line it’s okay lol

[ornate latch]

how am I supposed to pull that period out of my ass

[rich island]

i think you misunderstood the context, even i just showed up and figured it out

[gilded rapids]

idk what’s going on I’m just chiming in because I’m bored

[thick tapir]

how am i supposed to know you misinterpreted my message without you directly saying?

[ornate latch]

Ok whatever

we are all stupid

[thick tapir]

ok it lowkey doesnt matter fr fr

[jaunty garnet]

how do you even get friends like that in the first place though

[ornate latch]

and it's fine

[gilded rapids]

talk and be social

lol

[thick tapir]

do shit with ppl

[jaunty garnet]

there has to be something else

cause all my friends have been absolutely shit

[gilded rapids]

yeah be a likeable person

dont be weird 😭

[jaunty garnet]

im not weird

[ornate latch]

then they aren't your friends

[gilded rapids]

im not saying you are

just in general for this chat hehe

[jaunty garnet]

i get that part but how do i find actual friends then

[ornate latch]

idk

get lucky

[thick tapir]

do things and find other people doing the same thing as you ig idk

then do those things together

[jaunty garnet]

gambling

[thick tapir]

then do other things together

[gilded rapids]

Id say I didnt have good quality friends until I left my large group and my last relationship ended

so 23 for me was when id say I have true genuine friends lol

[jaunty garnet]

i am NOT waiting that long

[clever bone]

Finally home

[jaunty garnet]

its boring when life stays the same for 2+ years

[clever bone]

Wicked

[gilded rapids]

i mean kinda just cant wait lol

[thick tapir]

that works lowkey, go play sum poker, talk with the ppl ur playing with, when yall bored go get a drink or play another game or sum, get eachothers numbers or whatever yk?

[frozen aspen]

No friends is fun. All the time in the world to make bank

[clever bone]

I’ve had real friends since at least 6th grade

[thick tapir]

treat ur homies like a girl or sum idk man

[jaunty garnet]

im broke vro

[gilded rapids]

im tyring to explain in a way youll understand lol

[frozen aspen]

So make a business

[gilded rapids]

like I had friends in middle and high school but do i talk to any of them today

[clever bone]

God

[gilded rapids]

no lol

[jaunty garnet]

i had a real friend in 6th and that mf left for NO reason

just ghosted

[clever bone]

@jaunty garnet today I listened to NO jewelxxet music

[jaunty garnet]

???

[clever bone]

Wicked

[thick tapir]

good kitten?

[jaunty garnet]

unhealthy

[gilded rapids]

@jaunty garnet wait till you get to college lol people come and go youll learn it

[jaunty garnet]

i am NOT having no friends for the rest of hs

[ornate latch]

cope

[clever bone]

God damn

[jaunty garnet]

like

current friends are fake

[thick tapir]

join extracurriculars ez way to make friends lowkey

[gilded rapids]

i mean like i said i had friends in HS but i dont talk to any of them these days

[clever bone]

4 hours straight of music and I ain’t even a dent into my day best

[jaunty garnet]

but theres no other options so i cant really leave them

[clever bone]

It depends

[gilded rapids]

yeah cause in the end youre learning about yourself

[jaunty garnet]

still better than nothing but barely any better

[clever bone]

I have some low maintenance friends

[clever bone]

100%

[gilded rapids]

dawg this is one of those experieces I cant argue with you youre just gonna have to learn it

I thought the same way as you when i was your age

[clever bone]

I’m so happy my friend got me into the robotics club

[thick tapir]

nvm i retract that statement just because you agreed with it

[clever bone]

There’s this one senior in there where I rock hella

[thick tapir]

extracurriculars are a bad way to make friends

[clever bone]

He listens to the same music type as me and got hella ball

[jaunty garnet]

but ive been thinking

maybe if i just get more hobbies or something

?

[clever bone]

Idk

depends

bro just talk to people

[jaunty garnet]

good idea

but idk that seems weird

like just talking to a random person for no reason

[gilded rapids]

not really just complient and strike a convo

well im trying to remember how akward teenagers actually are in person lol

nvm I guess I get it

[jaunty garnet]

i have to wait until winter break ends to do anything though

[gilded rapids]

anyways ur life lesson from me is people will come and go x

natural way of life

[ornate latch]

it's so over bro

I can't talk in GCs now

they are slowly taking away my privileges

[jaunty garnet]

get nitro

[ornate latch]

Hey buddy

[jaunty garnet]

nvm

[ornate latch]

Look at my roles

And my profile

Please

[jaunty garnet]

get nitro+

[true plover]

https://imgur.com/svc3bmL

[gilded rapids]

what did u do to ur account

wait i know the best person to ask

@gusty gulch are you awake

merry christmas

[ornate latch]

Nothing

[true plover]

Jazz

[ornate latch]

they just sentenced me to hell

[true plover]

Ey

[ornate latch]

I didn't get warned

or anything

they just limited me

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet

[jaunty garnet]

what are these graphics 💔

[narrow crown]

got a bottle of rosé and a fat bong with my name on it

[untold helm]

Nintendo DS

2004 handheld graphics

256x192

[jaunty garnet]

good house though

since theres barely any blocks

[thick tapir]

ive only had like a bit over 2/3 of a bottle today 🥀😔

[untold helm]

Kitchen

[gilded rapids]

why does it look like analog horror

[true plover]

Yk

Penne pasta is

The worst shape

[untold helm]

Entire block selection

[untold helm]

256x192

[gilded rapids]

Literally u

[thick tapir]

no

[gilded rapids]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr3p6f73/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[thick tapir]

this is worse

[jaunty garnet]

why are there even armor slots

[thick tapir]

and penne is good, its fun to suck

[untold helm]

Inventory png, it would look off without it tbh

[thick tapir]

and the hole is good at holding sauce

[untold helm]

I want to make a fork of it and change the ui graphics

[jaunty garnet]

you should do it

[true plover]

Yes

[true plover]

NO

YOU

SHUT

Brochacho hates fun

[thick tapir]

it sucks

it’s functionally useless

[true plover]

You suck

[thick tapir]

it cannot hold sauce

[true plover]

Brother

It’s

FUN

[thick tapir]

the shape is just for fun

[true plover]

It brings JOY

[thick tapir]

thats it

[trail isle]

what are you on about

[thick tapir]

it cannot hold sauce

it is a bad shape

[true plover]

It’s under the sauce

[thick tapir]

penne has fun with sucking and it can hold sauce in it’s holes

it is perfect

it is THE greatest shape

[true plover]

I hate that description

This only makes it worse

[thick tapir]

you’ve never sucked it like a straw?

[true plover]

You penne eater

[thick tapir]

its fun

[true plover]

Brother

You’re sucking sauce out of a NOODLE

How is that fun

Wait

[thick tapir]

you do not understand

[true plover]

[thick tapir]

it is great

[true plover]

Ai

🫩

Your argument is fully nullified

[clever bone]

POV: jayy makes the most valid point but haters still hate

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439473129020723301/1453585896120127548/watermark.gif

[clever bone]

Why is the jack in a box app down

[thick tapir]

you do not understand

one day you will

you will realize i was right

[true plover]

Brotato you’re using AI to help with your point

🥀🫩

[thick tapir]

go suck some penne then talk

[clever bone]

@thick tapir What is

[true plover]

Me and your dad last night

[clever bone]

Ayo

[gusty gulch]

yes

[clever bone]

Ur point invalid

[clever bone]

@gusty gulch why is the Taco Bell app down? SMH

[gusty gulch]

I was showering

[thick tapir]

it’s objectively the greatest shape

[jaunty garnet]

spaghetti better

[gilded rapids]

the childern need ur advice on how to make friends

[true plover]

Cheap catering is what comes to mind

[gusty gulch]

idk

[true plover]

When I think of penne

[gilded rapids]

you have more life experice than me

lol

[gusty gulch]

I just figured it out

[gilded rapids]

@jaunty garnet jazzy is the best person to ask

[gusty gulch]

well I can make friends I can't keep them so

[gilded rapids]

theyre in high school

[gusty gulch]

not really lol

[gilded rapids]

did u have alot of friends in hs lol

[gusty gulch]

sorta

[gilded rapids]

do u still talk to any of them

[gusty gulch]

nope

[thick tapir]

@gusty gulch is penne a good or bad shape

[gilded rapids]

real

[thick tapir]

settle this for me

[gusty gulch]

good

[true plover]

Cavatappi is fun shape

And better

[gusty gulch]

I have my childhood best friend on insta

found her a few months ago

[true plover]

The sauce gets stuck in the curls

[gusty gulch]

she just had her second baby

[gilded rapids]

@gusty gulch i was trying to explain to jay the chance of u realstically have a best friend you meet from either middle to high school to it being lifelong is slim

[thick tapir]

no ridges

[gusty gulch]

yeah it's rare

[thick tapir]

i need ridges we ruffles in this bitch

[gusty gulch]

I want ruffles

me and stick are gonna go see the Christmas lights

he's showering rn

[clever bone]

When did you explain me this ?

[true plover]

Sush

[gilded rapids]

when you deflected saying "it depends"

[clever bone]

Ye

what

[true plover]

You’ll have no ridges once I’m done with you

[clever bone]

Ion bro I just in the car

@gilded rapids can you log into my Spotify account and uh do the free trail

I don’t have a card

[true plover]

🥀

[gilded rapids]

ill pass lol

[eager thistle]

Rate my workbench

[clever bone]

okay well don’t expect me to do the same to you

Hey

Why are mp3 players so expensive?

like

Compared to an iPhone 6

[gilded rapids]

do you even have a debit or credit card 😭

[clever bone]

Nah

Ima start applying to jobs rn

[gilded rapids]

lord you got so much to learn

[clever bone]

It’s cuz you need like 300

[gusty gulch]

I fucking love my car

[clever bone]

I have that money but kinda

[gusty gulch]

my accessories come in this weekend

[gilded rapids]

oooo whatcha get

[clever bone]

Hey let’s keep this chat SFW

[gusty gulch]

Toyota Corolla

[gilded rapids]

no no i mean accessories

[gusty gulch]

o

lol

[narrow crown]

generic mp3 players or ipods u mean?

[clever bone]

I have one

it’s a fucking ass

[clever bone]

It doesn’t matter

Like they be costing

50+

[eager thistle]

I love my car too

[gilded rapids]

niceee

[clever bone]

Ts shit so buns

[narrow crown]

a good ipod last forever tho and its repairable too

[jaunty garnet]

hi

[gilded rapids]

^

[trail isle]

rude

[gusty gulch]

seat covers for front and back, pillow, blanket, center console cover, and a swinging cat for the rear mirror

[gusty gulch]

mine is 2026

[jaunty garnet]

what about a music player that's not an ipod

[narrow crown]

my last ipod did 22 years of service for 3 different owners in my family. im finally letting her rest

[eager thistle]

Better than anything made this century 🤔

[thick tapir]

for what

[narrow crown]

junk. trash. not even worth it

[jaunty garnet]

💔

[eager thistle]

Zune?

[gilded rapids]

oh danggg

[narrow crown]

ewaste

[gilded rapids]

yer i drive a 23 civic sport lol

[eager thistle]

Ewaste is the most fun of electronics 🙁

[thick tapir]

u cant even drive

[jaunty garnet]

has anyone made a zune jailbreak

[gusty gulch]

I wanna get a little like emergency packet or whatever

[thick tapir]

i drive 2013 328i

[clever bone]

Bro can’t handle jokes

[gusty gulch]

for like deodorant and tampons

and idk what else

[clever bone]

I literally went driving today

[gilded rapids]

that takes me back to when i used to drive my dads 2012 5 series

[thick tapir]

buy a roadside toolkit

[eager thistle]

If you drive a Corolla why are you insulting my car mate

[thick tapir]

every1 needs one

[gusty gulch]

that too yeah

[narrow crown]

jayy doesnt drive a corolla he's 15

[clever bone]

Gang it was a joke

[gilded rapids]

i thought he was 14

😭

[thick tapir]

shit was not funny

[thick tapir]

he aged ig

idk

[eager thistle]

I'm 15 I do genuinely drive the car I sent? So idk

[gusty gulch]

jay is really good at rage baiting

[narrow crown]

cant believe we let 15 year olds on the road

scary

[thick tapir]

my car

[gilded rapids]

@gusty gulch i feel too old for this chat alot of times 😭

[thick tapir]

i was driving at 15

was fine

[gusty gulch]

that's why I don't stay long lol

[gilded rapids]

real

[thick tapir]

you lowkey need to be able to drive by 16 tho

like you cannot do shit if u can’t drive

[clever bone]

yeah

[narrow crown]

idk i feel much less safe in a car than on a train. never learned to drive

[clever bone]

I need to wait a bit for my permit

[errant kettle]

peak

i can't drive cuz my eyes are ASS

[gusty gulch]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr3srwVv/ too bad sticky won't let me decorate my car like this

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[eager thistle]

Aircraft are the safest

[thick tapir]

no job, no extracurriculars, no eating out, parents cant really leave you at home for weeks

[gilded rapids]

damn i miss that old 2012 5 series

[thick tapir]

literally impossible to live without a cat

[thick tapir]

cat

[gilded rapids]

love and hate CVTs today

[thick tapir]

car

[narrow crown]

um,, no eating out,,,

[eager thistle]

💯

[gilded rapids]

lmao you should fuck it

did yall have a good christmas

[clever bone]

@eager thistle I’m sorry

[jaunty garnet]

@clever bone check your dms

[clever bone]

I was trying to be funny but it didn’t come off that way

[gusty gulch]

yeah I got pj's and 285$

[gilded rapids]

hell yeah

[thick tapir]

what

[narrow crown]

he is maturing

[eager thistle]

I got new floormats for my car and a game camera

[thick tapir]

how do you get to a restaurant w/ no car

[narrow crown]

u wouldnt get it (virgin)

[clever bone]

Thanks for the nitro unc

[gusty gulch]

the $200 I used for car

[thick tapir]

how do you get to a girls house w/ no car

[eager thistle]

What do you think people have feet for

[gusty gulch]

bus

[gilded rapids]

jayy needs that 200 its alot for him x

[thick tapir]

i am NOT walking 20 miles for taco bells

[jaunty garnet]

@clever bone feet mentioned

[narrow crown]

walk. bus. or she comes to me

[thick tapir]

40 miles round trip

[gusty gulch]

take the fucking bus bro

[gilded rapids]

fr

[gusty gulch]

it won't hurt you

[eager thistle]

To be fair $200 would change my business atp

[thick tapir]

buses dont exist outside of cities 🥀

[gilded rapids]

bro if its 20 miles just doordash

idk

[gusty gulch]

I used to take the bus for 2 hours weekly to go see my high school friends

[eager thistle]

I live on 5acres and I could take a bus if I wanted

[clever bone]

ong

[thick tapir]

wtf

20 mile doordash is wild

[clever bone]

guys

[gilded rapids]

?????

[jaunty garnet]

i used to have 500 in savings and i spent it all on the new macbook

[gilded rapids]

well idk my city is spreadout 20 mins is short to me lol

[narrow crown]

worth?

[thick tapir]

i still got my savings cuz im still saving for shit yk

[eager thistle]

Wait this is the apple server wtf

[jaunty garnet]

m4 air 13" 24gb 512gb but my parents paid the other half of it cause i said i needed a new laptop

[narrow crown]

no this is the jailbreak server

[gilded rapids]

wait is taco bell even fucking open its still christmas

[thick tapir]

no

[narrow crown]

apple is down the hall and to the left

[thick tapir]

its not open

im just saying u cant do shit without a car

[eager thistle]

I clicked the wrong server I thought I was in dank pods server

[thick tapir]

and driving at 15/16 is necessary in america

[gilded rapids]

true

[jaunty garnet]

😭

[narrow crown]

im danking it

[narrow crown]

incredibased

[gilded rapids]

its a cultural passage to get your license and drive

[thick tapir]

fr

[gilded rapids]

it was so fun when i was a teenager

fsadlkfjaskdlfsad

[jaunty garnet]

???

[gilded rapids]

driving

[narrow crown]

when im sitting in the passenger seat and he drives a manual and he starts fiddling with the stick and making it go loud

[jaunty garnet]

driving seems complicated

[gilded rapids]

its like underage drinking its fun and it feels cool then you turn legal enough and the fun turns plain

[jagged turret]

how are they supposed to let you know they misunderstood when they don't even have any way to know you meant something different

[gilded rapids]

😭

[thick tapir]

lowkey i wanna fix the benz so i can drive w/ the top down 🙏

[jaunty garnet]

i wish i could drink

[gilded rapids]

my dad gave me my first shot at 13

lol

[thick tapir]

driving 130 down the highway with the top down at night is actually such a crazy feeling

[thick tapir]

just drink vro

[jaunty garnet]

i was thinking of doing that

it would fix many problems.

[thick tapir]

dont drink then

[jagged turret]

what caliber was it

[gilded rapids]

.

[jaunty garnet]

???

[gilded rapids]

greey goose

[narrow crown]

u can drink a little for fun

[thick tapir]

first gun i shot was like at 7 🥱

[gilded rapids]

here u can have a sip from bar

[narrow crown]

later i am going to drink rosé straight from the bottle

[clever bone]

[narrow crown]

and feel like a queen

[clever bone]

How do you supper react

[gilded rapids]

pick one

[thick tapir]

christmas spirit 🙏

[clever bone]

@gilded rapids I got 100 dollars for Christmas what do I spend it on?

[gilded rapids]

I guess I could have just taken a photo

[jaunty garnet]

wifi usb

[thick tapir]

we went thru 2 and a half bottles between 3 of us 😭

ig not that bad actually

[gilded rapids]

idk what do kids ur age spend money on

[narrow crown]

all in on ipods

[thick tapir]

save

100 dollars is fuck all in this economy

[jagged turret]

couple gigs of ram

[gilded rapids]

idk bro vbucks

[narrow crown]

idk seems like a lot. im not a big drinker tho i dont usually get (very) drunk

[thick tapir]

save all your money forever and never buy anything then die rich

[jaunty garnet]

is it a good idea to focus everything in life on making money

[narrow crown]

no

[jagged turret]

"kids ur age" bro is like 22

[jaunty garnet]

ok

[clever bone]

Couldn’t I just use my iPhone 6

[jaunty garnet]

storage

[narrow crown]

u should be happy and try to also make enough to live comfortably

[thick tapir]

idk thats not that bad

[clever bone]

It’s 64gb

Not bad

[gilded rapids]

he’s like 14

[clever bone]

it just needs a new battery

[gilded rapids]

15 idk

[clever bone]

Dude I’ve told I’m 15 lime 5 times no joke

[jagged turret]

basically the same age

[clever bone]

[narrow crown]

i guess. i just think its annoying asf to load music on an iphone. and i like the tactile buttons of an ipod. no distractions - dedicated device

[clever bone]

14 and 15 ARE not The same

[jaunty garnet]

you finally have real emojis

❤️‍🩹

[gilded rapids]

I just saying as a grown ass man i got excited over a $300 cordless vaccum I bought lol

[jagged turret]

I was saying 15 and 22

[gilded rapids]

no teenager is gonna find that fun

[jagged turret]

oh I did too last year

except it was more exoensive

we got on sale at costco

[jaunty garnet]

depends

[gilded rapids]

dude cordless vaccums are so bad ass

omg

[jagged turret]

v15 detect

[thick tapir]

its cuz my family is a bunch of degens and we pour into water glasses so nobody knows what the fuck they are drinking

[gilded rapids]

i got a samsung jet 75

[clever bone]

Dude what am I going to do in a iPhone 6

[narrow crown]

lmaooo

[clever bone]

Okay guys

[gilded rapids]

like brooo

lol

[narrow crown]

oh also ipods have rlly good dacs

[thick tapir]

like i had 3 glasses but that shit is not actually 3 glasses 😭

[jagged turret]

my dad needs a cordless vacuum

[thick tapir]

i got a cordless vacuum 🙏

idk wtf to use it for

[jagged turret]

he has a really bad one from amazon

maybe I should get him one

[narrow crown]

i had two glasses but it was my little cute glass so i really didnt drink much

[gilded rapids]

they make it look so professional
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGUXvNKBbJs

[clever bone]

I think I’m going to buy a brawl pass plus ( 10 bucks) and then a concert tickets (25 buckets) and idk the rest of the money

[clever bone]

This is just a luxury

[jagged turret]

I should buy a neo60 cu

[gilded rapids]

i fucking love it

I have the clean station its so useful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7HWt1xY1X4&t=5s

[jagged turret]

keyboards are a true luxury

[clever bone]

I’m going to make my house shoes off type

And socks too cuz uhh

[gilded rapids]

DO YOU WEAR SHOES IN THE HOUSE?