general

[low mortar]

royal mail is pretty good tbh

[trail isle]

not from my experience

[sour canyon]

support your local drug dealer

[chilly bear]

[trail isle]

ive had multiple parcels never arrive and ive had to get refunds at the sellers' expense

[sour canyon]

get it insured then

surely it's not that expensive to ensure 100 pounds

I recommend making sure your parcel/letter is sent via Royal mail special delivery by 1PM, as it can be tracked plus you can also get insurance for up to £2500 if anything goes wrong!

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-silly-cat-cat-explode-yellow-cat-gif-12654556298327310612

i will use other method of acquiring bitcoin

[sour canyon]

yea like surrendering your sequenced genome to palantir

[fervent dove]

@muted shuttle's timezone is US/Central
It is currently 09:09 AM CST

[sour canyon]

cash by mail sounds sketch but if you have cash and you want monero i see no better method

[carmine elk]

@muted shuttle merry Christmas

[sour canyon]

i have done cash by mail and it went fine, i recorded the money and checked it all and they were legit bills

[trail isle]

hm

[low mortar]

now i know why i dont remember this class

[trail isle]

sob

[ocean elk]

yo

[sour canyon]

just record yourself packing the money and you'll be protected in case the highly reputable trader with a 561 day old haveno and 1300 localmonero trades before it shut down decides to scam you out of your 100 pounds

[ocean elk]

someone wanna play botw multiplayer with me?

[wild pelican]

excuse me WHAT is that dm request? 😭

[ocean elk]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-wreck-gif-12986085083782148824

@wild pelican

[low mortar]

oh god I do remember this lecture

[wild pelican]

jealous of yall, here in russia you can't get crypto that anonymously

[trail isle]

bro i thought you did cs what

[low mortar]

I do 😭

This is for my research paper

[trail isle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1003795947375046698/1170389812486877375/togif-1.gif

[sour canyon]

no ruble on haveno rip

[ornate latch]

What

What the fuck is the context to that

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-valentines-day-gif-20369364

[low mortar]

its an example of reasoning

[ornate latch]

I see

[wild pelican]

tbh, isn't xmr kinda bad these days? lots of drug shit just uses mixed usdt so it could be exchanged later, no?

[ornate latch]

That's the downside of privacy

[split nimbus]

@ornate latch @wild pelican @low mortar @trail isle

[low mortar]

HI STIBBO

[ornate latch]

So true fren

[split nimbus]

HELLO

[trail isle]

praying

[wild pelican]

and if not, than 2027

2007, 2017, 2027

[low mortar]

I am not praying for 2026

[wild pelican]

the cycle will repeat 🙏

[low mortar]

my year is not starting off strong lol

[wild pelican]

tbh, 2025 went FAST AF

[ornate latch]

It didn't even start

[wild pelican]

like i just remember may bruh

[sour canyon]

afaik xmr is still the gold standard in privacy, if druglords are actually mixing surveillance coin usdt then it sounds like they are trying to get caught

[open berry]

Nope

[trail isle]

i think 2026 will be better i’m just pretty miserable atm

[wild pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bnuy-rabbit-rabbit-drink-rabbit-water-gif-17245532766428102889

[low mortar]

my research paper is due on jan 6th. i also have a scheduled ct of my head on the 6th

[ornate latch]

Haha

[low mortar]

so my paper is effectively due on the 5th

[ornate latch]

Noob

[low mortar]

submit my paper then find out im gonna die anyway

[velvet zenith]

What do you think about girls

[low mortar]

would be pretty on brand for me

[ornate latch]

He doesn't know what that is

He addresses women as Nazis

[sour canyon]

alright going sleepy now gn

[low mortar]

gn

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[ornate latch]

What

[wild pelican]

is that ari?

[trail isle]

whole paragraph just for it to get deleted

[sour canyon]

how do we get ari the ban appeal link

[ornate latch]

Lmfao

[spark gale]

L

[sour canyon]

i was gonna link it

[ornate latch]

Is it Ari though

[low mortar]

that was crazy

[sour canyon]

they asked for the ban appeal link

[sour canyon]

probably

[wild pelican]

what ari actually did?

[chilly bear]

nothing

free ari

[ornate latch]

@spark gale Was that Ari

[spark gale]

No clue

[ornate latch]

Or is it another person

Ok makes sense

[wild pelican]

i mean, i currently yap to a classmate of mine and it turns out women can actually be cute

[spark gale]

I should probably get out of bed now

[low mortar]

lazy ass

[spark gale]

It’s 10:30am

I usually wake up at 7 but I have the day off

Gonna clean up some stuff in my apartment and then hop on Minecraft

[wild pelican]

minecraft in big 25 😭

[onyx urchin]

@hexed lily did u know Jamie foxx’s real name is fucking ERIC??

😭😭😭

[spark gale]

I actually did know that

[raven pine]

who is jamie foxx

[spark gale]

Merry Christmas btw to those of you celebrating

[raven pine]

hi aaron

[onyx urchin]

Same to u

[spark gale]

I’m Jewish

[onyx urchin]

Merry kirkmas

[spark gale]

But ty

Kirkymas

[wild pelican]

kinkymas*

[onyx urchin]

https://fixupx.com/emmatolkin/status/2003973328189722638?s=46

𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 (@EmmaTolkin)

Merry Kirkmas one and all! 🎄🤶🇺🇸

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[low mortar]

we're so close to the year 1 A.K

[green sequoia]

merry chryslers

[wild pelican]

JESUS, banish this fool... NOW!

[raven pine]

damn its still filtered

[green sequoia]

merry crisis

[spark gale]

I said this to my coworker yesterday and they didn’t get the reference

[split nimbus]

@green sequoia @raven pine @wild pelican @low mortar

@spark gale

[low mortar]

KITTY

[raven pine]

merry christmas stib

[spark gale]

Is this you in your river?

[split nimbus]

yes

[wild pelican]

i lowk just want to hug her rn

[split nimbus]

I was online but nobody was online

[onyx urchin]

no that would be September 2026

[spark gale]

I’ll probably be online in like 30 minutes

[raven pine]

[split nimbus]

i got myself an armadildo

[spark gale]

Oooh

[velvet zenith]

a what ?

[split nimbus]

armadillo

[velvet zenith]

ohhhh

[split nimbus]

animal

[raven pine]

armadildo 😭

[open berry]

Dildo

[spark gale]

@trail isle merry Christmas- u are gonna be unbanned today

[velvet zenith]

I think maybe u should check ur spelling on ur previous message

[velvet zenith]

No

[split nimbus]

GREAT

kate will be housed on stib island

[trail isle]

@dense valve @indigo bough @chilly bear @half compass

[split nimbus]

typo i tuink

[onyx urchin]

https://fixupx.com/justcatmeme/status/2003885232345465056?s=46

Mittens (@JUSTcatmeme)

I got you a lil something special under the tree

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[raven pine]

LMAOOO

[wild pelican]

ArmA-themed dildo?

[trail isle]

wow

[raven pine]

whats an arma

[chilly bear]

holy cannoli

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-atm-machine-atm-atm-glitching-meme-gif-8853468555615782022

[raven pine]

@wild pelican this person?

only thing that popped up when i typed arma

[wild pelican]

realistic military game series, similar to cod/battlefield

[trail isle]

she looks ai generated

[spark gale]

Kate you are gonna be on thin ice tho

[trail isle]

i have my own island vro

[chilly bear]

can i be on thin ice

[spark gale]

One fuckup and ur banned again, same with Bradley

[wild pelican]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387766557576269915/1395609037910966342/togif.gif

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/mullvad-opsec-gif-16128982343186074066

[low mortar]

omg is this aarons christmas gift

an mc unban

[spark gale]

Yes

[low mortar]

crazy

[split nimbus]

i have to confess that i stole all of ur sugar cane today ,

[raven pine]

is someone from this server in the files

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Hey fatty

[spark gale]

I was gonna unban Kate last night but I figured it would be funnier to do it today as a Christmas present

[low mortar]

lol

[trail isle]

hilarious

[chilly bear]

hi

[trail isle]

stib banned

[spark gale]

@frosty grail

[wild pelican]

i have to confess that i actually kinda like women

[low mortar]

😭

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ruckus-this-cant-be-no-this-cant-be-sad-read-letter-gif-14293155805878050145

[low mortar]

gonna get an email from corporate on monday

[spark gale]

Fr

[raven pine]

[low mortar]

aaron can i ask a question about the politics rule

[trail isle]

uh oh

[spark gale]

Dm

[wild pelican]

meighler 1000%

[fervent dove]

Hey @low mortar, have a look at this!

Rule 11 - Politics

Politics of any kind are not allowed in the server. If you want to discuss it, move to DMs or another server.

This includes but is not limited to: sexism, racism, anti-semitism, Islamaphobia, homophobia, etc..., and of course politics in general.

[low mortar]

die

[fossil citrus]

@mossy locust

[raven pine]

does anyone remember meg

[trail isle]

mods

[spark gale]

Gir or stib???

[fervent dove]

Hey @low mortar, have a look at this!

Rule 1 - Incivility

No personal attacks, accusations, harassment, sexism, racism, transphobia, or general malicious behavior. This includes, but is not limited to comments that we deem to be of this nature.

[untold helm]

#general message

[trail isle]

says shadow

[raven pine]

i can see him using pangu9

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Hey fatty was she under your tree ??

[fossil citrus]

i wonder if saurik ever used discord

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1315473140209553408/caption.gif

[untold helm]

He was in this server, he just never joined back after the jailbreakbot incident

[fossil citrus]

dang

what’s that incident?

[raven pine]

the cydia guy was in this server??

[fossil citrus]

I was gonna ask that if he used discord

[spark gale]

False

[untold helm]

What was the case then?

[spark gale]

He was in the original server

Not this server

[untold helm]

ohh

[fossil citrus]

there was an original server?

[spark gale]

Yes

[open berry]

What’s the original server

[spark gale]

It lasted about 8 months

[open berry]

This is made by china?

Lol

[fossil citrus]

pangu is made in china

[hard hill]

Can’t believe this server is fake…

And not original…

[spark gale]

Logan made a server and eventually transferred ownership to Luke. Luke was a terrible owner and power hungry so Logan requested ownership back. Luke refused so Logan made a new server and all the mods jumped ship to the new server (this one)

Eventually Logan wanted to retire so he transferred ownership to me

[fossil citrus]

jailbreak lore

[low mortar]

aaron you should transfer ownership to me

(i shower)

[trail isle]

i second this

[untold helm]

I third this

[hard hill]

Let there be lore.

[fossil citrus]

no transfer it to me

[crisp saffron]

it needs to be rick

[fossil citrus]

because like

[low mortar]

i can't believe y'all are surprised at the notion that I shower

[low mortar]

actually true

[crisp saffron]

so he can pass it on to rick jr

[low mortar]

there is legacy there

[crisp saffron]

the rick dynasty

[raven pine]

stib should be owner

[low mortar]

if it passed down to you there would be a nervous breakdown in a week

[crisp saffron]

I would simply not care

The solution to my mental breakdowns is more mods

[low mortar]

dude watching you deal with the minecraft server has me concerned for your health

[spark gale]

If Nooka was owner, slurs would be allowed

[open berry]

Is that server still alive?

[low mortar]

I think they should be

[crisp saffron]

christmas at work is over

[spark gale]

No idea, Luke kicked all of us

[crisp saffron]

my mental health is returning

[hard hill]

How preposterous.

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735531330498068513/1453362143692062821/nervousbreakdown.gif

[spark gale]

Let’s fix that

[crisp saffron]

Noooooooo

Please don’t give everyone world edit perms

[thick tapir]

all lowercase names scare me

[dense valve]

🎊

[low mortar]

Posting slurs is a power move, reclaiming the terms that people use to try and hurt you

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735531330498068513/1439693271277506600/sileodev.gif

[raven pine]

you would love windows phone os

[spark gale]

Advil ahh batteries

[low mortar]

aaron can never take this away from me

[split nimbus]

aaron when will u visit epstib island again

[crisp saffron]

If discord staff use it then we should be able to use it

[spark gale]

When I log on later I shall

[split nimbus]

good i made a giant chicken

[ashen basin]

U gotta visit epstib island^2

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn spotify pmo

[low mortar]

real

[velvet zenith]

how do they let their own web player be broken too

[low mortar]

posting gifs is so scary because theres a few that I know aaron would kill me for posting here

[spark gale]

[thick tapir]

wtf

why is ur emoji ugly cropped

[ashen basin]

https://tenor.com/view/will-bb27-will-bb27-will-dance-bb27-will-williams-bb27-gif-10965921029219173042

[spark gale]

Now I’m curious. Send me one in dm

[ashen basin]

I like my gifs they’re fun

[fossil citrus]

most of my gifs are speech bubbles

[trail isle]

and that one sticker

[wild pelican]

same, like one misclick- and i cast instaban nsfw shit here

[ashen basin]

https://tenor.com/view/sfm-soldier-tf2-meme-american-gif-24728385

[untold helm]

discord user aaron

[split nimbus]

dirty gif

[thick tapir]

nsfw gifs is wild wtf

[open berry]

Bomb venezuela

[raven pine]

nsfw is such a broad thing

[untold helm]

you already misclicked the politics button bro

[thick tapir]

mfs really out here jerking it to discord gifs

[raven pine]

because anything can be not safe for work

[low mortar]

I included the sticker dont worry

[wild pelican]

nah, it's mainly speech bubble shit for lulz

can cast one in ur dms if you want to

[ashen basin]

https://tenor.com/view/koryspellz-gif-17275443247195125502

[raven pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729671788187091024/1361189861716918433/gN3UICy.gif

[dense valve]

better question is why is that in your favorites

[wild pelican]

why not?

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/battery-explosion-explode-explodes-unboxing-gif-26046605

[trail isle]

good

[dense valve]

?

[rich dune]

Send me

[raven pine]

i have the original video

[trail isle]

i need to see this now

[hasty jungle]

gm

[dense valve]

gm

[untold helm]

gm

[wild pelican]

dm dat gif

[hasty jungle]

@trail isle @low mortar merry christmas and all that

[untold helm]

dm

[low mortar]

oh god

[thick tapir]

my mom bought me adidas cologne ❓

why is that a thing

[low mortar]

MERRY CHRISTMAS JAIDAN

[thick tapir]

i wanna smell like adidas fr fr

[wild pelican]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/981000269854818414/1400149958572904649/1753875890950931-optimize1.gif

[low mortar]

.

[trail isle]

merry christmas

[low mortar]

oops

[hasty jungle]

we gotta get u into niche

[raven pine]

pls send 🥺

[hasty jungle]

paco rabonne 1 million is my fav

thats not niche but its fire

[trail isle]

discontinued paco rabanne ultra red

[hasty jungle]

pro tip marshalls + tjmaxx for fragrances

ez pickens

[hasty jungle]

ball knowledge

[wild pelican]

is tjmaxx some form of looksmaxxing?

[trail isle]

its so good

[hasty jungle]

walletmaxxing lol

[trail isle]

too masculine for me tho

[hasty jungle]

yea thats fair its not for everyone

[thick tapir]

i just use bath and bodyworks cuz idgaf

[wild pelican]

based

[hasty jungle]

you'd probably like joop homme then @trail isle

[trail isle]

i have it

[hasty jungle]

oh really lol

im spot on then

[low mortar]

@spark gale the people approve of my choice of expressions

[trail isle]

im english so literally everyone knows what it is and can tell what it is and so i will never wear it

[wild pelican]

cologne is pointless tbh, literally expensive smelly chemical water

[low mortar]

im going to traumatise you

"lynx africa"

[thick tapir]

wild take

makes you smell good is the point

[low mortar]

as someone who hates strong smells, i agree

[trail isle]

i was bought shitty men’s deodorant for christmas

[thick tapir]

tbf thats probably just dumbasses dousing themselves in axe

[low mortar]

nah

any perfume or cologne is awful for me

[untold helm]

Says the guy who doesn’t shower

[low mortar]

strong smells in general are like a war crime

[wild pelican]

i shower 2 times daily lmfao

[thick tapir]

idk i make sure nobody can smell me unless they are literally right next to me

like sitting shoulder by shoulder next to me

[low mortar]

people who wear perfume/cologne on airplanes are criminals

[wild pelican]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

i don't want to choke on fucking chemicals, thx

[thick tapir]

i got gifted 3 deodorants and adidas cologne 😭

[low mortar]

unfortunately that happens :/

[rich dune]

@wild pelican you should try project diva games

[trail isle]

like i am not using these

[wild pelican]

i currently grind p5r cuz it got cracked recently and someone who i really love tbh suggested it to me and it's lowk a goated game

[low mortar]

@trail isle

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-dandelion-cat-silly-kitty-she-was-a-fairy-gif-14702056371420778419

[low mortar]

yeah.......

[trail isle]

well maybe the moisturiser

its the same thing anyway

pmo tho

[low mortar]

it happens

[trail isle]

i need to buy eye liner

[remote tinsel]

Nice

[low mortar]

i havent worn makeup in forever damn

[crisp saffron]

Air fryer for christmas

Modern day man

[trail isle]

w air fryer

best machine

[crisp saffron]

My god

I can set it up for whatever food i’m cooking

And it’ll start cooking it so they both finish at the same time

[trail isle]

yes theyre goated

[crisp saffron]

Ohhh i needed that

[velvet zenith]

lowkey i wish my family didnt buy such a massive airfryer because its so annoying to set up and put away

we cant leave it out since the kitchen has like no space to begin with

[low mortar]

based

I kinda wish I had an air fryer in this house

I never understood the appeal in my old place because I already had an electric oven

but moving into a house with a gas oven

what the fuck man

[hard comet]

fuck one of each

based

[thick tapir]

i got a 3 in 1 hair, face, and body wash 😢 theres no way ts doesnt destroy your hair

[low mortar]

shit is so rough

[thick tapir]

wtf does hair wash even mean

[trail isle]

no

[low mortar]

I bet you can also use it to clean your car engine

could be worse

[hard comet]

free lube

do not do that

bad idea

[low mortar]

I got a shampoo and conditioner that says not for coloured hair

[trail isle]

french connection deoderant is basically just lynx

[hard comet]

i speak from experience

[trail isle]

/axe

[low mortar]

I have bright pink dyed hair that is heavily bleached

[wild pelican]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XlEjAj6AROM

[hard comet]

i’m 80% sure my conditioner causes hair loss

[dense zinc]

ur already bald

[hard comet]

false

not yet

[low mortar]

maybe, but maybe not

[thick tapir]

why are you using it ❓

[hard comet]

keep finding more gray hair though

i’m 19 dawg

[thick tapir]

gray hairs is wild]

wtf

[hard comet]

got my first one at 14

[trail isle]

Reason: griefing

[low mortar]

a lot of hair comes out in the shower when you wash it

[trail isle]

i think im still stranded in the nether

[low mortar]

you might just uhh, you know, be, uhh, balding

[hard comet]

yeah but i’ve seen other people claim that before and tbh it matches with what i’m seeing 😭

[hard comet]

perhaps

[thick tapir]

ngl i thought i had hella hair loss then i remembered i hadnt showered in 2 days

[hard comet]

dad hat no hair at like 25 and mum was gray at 25

[trail isle]

how do you not shower for 2 days and not realise

[hard comet]

💀

[thick tapir]

no

[low mortar]

see thats whats more likely

[thick tapir]

i realized thats why

[indigo bough]

ts so peak

[trail isle]

fancy

[crisp saffron]

@split nimbus fren… i have to tell mouse that his mother has passed away…

[hard comet]

now print a glock

[low mortar]

1/3 men go bald, and 100% of bald men will rationalise it by blaming it on anything but the fact theyre a man

[trail isle]

instead of a 3d printer i got 2 little 3d printed thingys

[hard comet]

real

[thick tapir]

thank fuck my family starts balding in their 30s

late 30s

[low mortar]

as someone who has a 3d printer, 3d printed shite is such an easy way of making gifts

[trail isle]

my dad was bald by 25

[split nimbus]

noooooo 🙁

[trail isle]

they are cool

[split nimbus]

not on christmas fren

[crisp saffron]

Not on christmas

[hard comet]

i’ll just go to turkey tbh

[crisp saffron]

I just found out

[thick tapir]

real asf

id kill myself before going bald

[split nimbus]

Sad…

[wild pelican]

i'm scared of balding tbh

[low mortar]

start hrt

[hard comet]

true

[low mortar]

simple

[hard comet]

i’m fine with being gray

[trail isle]

real

[hard comet]

but bald… no thanks

[wild pelican]

can you actually somehow buff your ass hair?

[thick tapir]

?

[hard comet]

???

[trail isle]

bro what

[hard comet]

what

[thick tapir]

wtf does buffing hair even mean

[hard comet]

do you want to filter your shit

[wild pelican]

like making it stronger

[hard comet]

bro wants to shit water

[trail isle]

why

[thick tapir]

how do you make hair stronger

[wild pelican]

have you seen those girls who drag fucking airplanes and shit by their hair

[thick tapir]

no

i have not

[desert cairn]

No

:(

[indigo bough]

mods

[hard comet]

[wild pelican]

so i want to buff my ass hair so i could hang off with it

[indigo bough]

I will do no such thimg

[hard comet]

/j or something idk

[wild pelican]

and use it as extra strap during climbing for example

[thick tapir]

its not even a crime

[low mortar]

HOLY SHIT

I figured it out

[wild pelican]

like a zipline-ish thing

[indigo bough]

yeah but ill get put in 27 lists

[hard comet]

you should braid your ass hair

[low mortar]

NO

[hard comet]

would probably make it stronger

[thick tapir]

no you wont you dont even need to register it

[indigo bough]

OK bud I'm good.

[low mortar]

as someone who braids their head hair a lot, braiding ass hair sounds incredibly painful

[indigo bough]

what

[hard comet]

braiding hair is fun, need someone to do that w again

[wild pelican]

but also maaaan why my pubes are that fucking hairy

[hard comet]

😭

[wild pelican]

like for what reason nature gives us vietnamese jungles down there?

[crisp saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-screaming-curious-george-caught-lackin-scary-funny-gif-11174630529537076212

[low mortar]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[thick tapir]

in texas you can just make a gun at your house and as long as it isnt illegal like a sbr or machine gun its legal

no registering it or anything

[thick tapir]

what

[indigo bough]

OK good for u but I'm not 3d printing a glock

[low mortar]

to protect you from getting bottom surgery when fucking outside

[hard comet]

yeah there are like no laws on that shit yet

[low mortar]

imagine trying to fuck on a cold day with no protection from the cold my guy

[hard comet]

even here in germany i think

[wild pelican]

i will be lucky to get a gf let alone sex so idk

[hard comet]

real

true r/jb member

[trail isle]

[wild pelican]

i also have arch linux tag for extra protection

[trail isle]

cooked

[thick tapir]

oh yeah ur the incel arent you

[wild pelican]

ig, now i yap with one of my classmates and she lowk adorable

[thick tapir]

ew

[wild pelican]

wat

why ew

[low mortar]

@trail isle

[trail isle]

that

is what i have

on my desk

[low mortar]

i'm telling you, 3d printers are just free christmas/birthday present producers

[velvet zenith]

Do you have a watch yet

[trail isle]

yes

[wild pelican]

produce pipebombs 🔥

[wild pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-kaczynski-ted-ted-k-gif-20150378

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-dandelion-cat-silly-kitty-she-was-a-fairy-gif-14702056371420778419

[trail isle]

what website is this

[low mortar]

thingiverse

[thick tapir]

ew

[trail isle]

oh yeah

[thick tapir]

printables >

[low mortar]

same diff

[thick tapir]

not really thingiverse has been dogshit for the past like 5 years

[rich dune]

I guess I’ll try it too

[trail isle]

i wanna get a violin and learn it

[thick tapir]

website is uglier and the ads piss me off i dont like supporting ppl

[trail isle]

recording violin would be so amazing

[low mortar]

theres also makerworld

holy shit

[trail isle]

now put the rock's head on it

[low mortar]

overdone

i just want a really big one

[low mortar]

wait

theres a remix

[austere turtle]

Printable is nice but their search function kinda sucks

[low mortar]

oh god

oh no

[winter meadow]

Should I get one of those android emulation handhelds for 35 bucks

It runs up to PS1/PSP

[sacred cloud]

sad :(

[indigo bough]

@trail isle

[trail isle]

mushroom

[fallen pelican]

they should call the Xbox the pogbox

[teal bramble]

never make name decisions ever again

[stray yarrow]

Merry Christmas

[winter meadow]

When short people smoke do they get high or medium

[thick tapir]

wtf my mom bought me a cordless vaccuum and the charging brick outputs 23v 400mA, but the base says 14.4V and 18V ????

ts makes no sense

[low mortar]

😭

[carmine elk]

js got ios 2.6

[untold helm]

Wtf happened to my flashcart

[fallen pelican]

I fuckin love my xbox

[fallen pelican]

spagghetio

[low mortar]

It had an aneurism

[untold helm]

Wait am I going crazy

[rich dune]

It might be dead

[low mortar]

To me it looks like a corrupt sd card

[trail isle]

LOSS

[low mortar]

Die

[rich dune]

?

[rich dune]

?

[trail isle]

its literally loss

[rich dune]

?

wym

[untold helm]

The actual r4 kernel is fine that’s the thing

[low mortar]

That’s crazy

[rich dune]

run fsck idk

[low mortar]

Is ur adapter dead

[untold helm]

It’s not even one of those with a fucked up counterfeit sd card

It’s a sansdisk 128gb Nintendo branded one

[untold helm]

I hope not

Was able to transfer everything back

[ornate latch]

Fr

[fallen pelican]

this is so fucking poggies

[trail isle]

couldve got a mac with the money you spent on that

[hot junco]

I have a Mac

Three in fact

[trail isle]

rich

[midnight verge]

Thats it bye

[hot junco]

Nah one was free, one was a great deal, and I have no excuse for the 3rd one

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-dandelion-cat-silly-kitty-she-was-a-fairy-gif-14702056371420778419

[low mortar]

I have both and I can see value in both

[trail isle]

ipood

ipados is poo

not worth

[low mortar]

But for watching shit in bed

[trail isle]

unless you make art for a living and get paid for it

[low mortar]

Traveling

[trail isle]

macbook air

[low mortar]

Screen is doodoo

[trail isle]

screen is perfectly fine

[low mortar]

Nope

[remote tinsel]

I have a hackintosh and an iPad Air 2

[low mortar]

The iPad Pro has ruined all MacBook screens for me

[remote tinsel]

Oof

[desert cairn]

No

[hot junco]

Unless it’s jailbroken

[remote tinsel]

It's okay for basic use tbh

[trail isle]

you should see the £18 replacement screen on my iphone 11

[remote tinsel]

Lol

[trail isle]

not for the price an ipad pro is

[remote tinsel]

Ohhh pro

Nvm

[hot junco]

iPad Pro is unnecessary

[remote tinsel]

I have the air 2

[trail isle]

base model ipad is good

[hot junco]

All I care about is the SoC

[remote tinsel]

Yeah fr

[trail isle]

ipad air is stupid

[hot junco]

Which the new Airs have the same as the Pro

[remote tinsel]

And I have the one one

[trail isle]

ipad pro is amazing hardware but godawful software

[remote tinsel]

It's like my first proper apple device

[hot junco]

I have

iPad 5
iPad 6
iPad Air
iPad Air 2
iPad Air 5

They were free except for the Air 5

[thick tapir]

what is this diddy blud doing on the calculator is blud epstein

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-atm-machine-atm-atm-glitching-meme-gif-8853468555615782022

[remote tinsel]

I have

iPad Air 2
Dell Inspiron 23 Model 5348 (Running Mojave)
Motorola G Stylus 2023
Samsung Galaxy S5 Active

Yes I use all of those

[hot junco]

Oh damn gotta lock in hollup

[remote tinsel]

Nah I'm fine lol

They all work

[trail isle]

2hollis

[hot junco]

I have

iPad 5
iPad 6
iPad Air
iPad Air 2
iPad Air 5

iPhone 5s
iPhone 6
iPhone 6s
iPhone 7 Plus
iPhone 8
iPhone XS
iPhone XR
iPhone 15

2013 MacBook air
2020 MacBook Air
2020 Mac mini

And I’m too lazy to LIST the non-Apple devices

[remote tinsel]

Goddamn

Dude fr

[hot junco]

Apple Watch SE
Apple Watch SE but the screen is cracked

[remote tinsel]

Ohh yeah

Forgot

[low mortar]

my octopi

[remote tinsel]

I have a Lenovo Yoga 2 11 and an Acer Aspire 5920 running Snow Leopard as well

[indigo bough]

woah!

[trail isle]

7 hours

.

[low mortar]

yup

[trail isle]

slow

[thick tapir]

wtf why is the total print time in the filename

[indigo bough]

im abt to print this

[obtuse igloo]

happy christmas everypony

[low mortar]

happy christmas adam!

[low mortar]

orcaslicer does that

[indigo bough]

you too!

[thick tapir]

huh

[low mortar]

i think you should print stupidly large octopus

[indigo bough]

maybe later

[desert cairn]

I gotta set up my own camera for my printer

[untold helm]

iPhone 4S
iPhone 6
iPhone 8
iPhone 12

iPad (5th Generation)
iPad (6th Generation)

iPod (4th Generation)
iPod Classic (“7th” generation)

Mid-2011 27” iMac

[desert cairn]

The a1 camera is borderline unusable

[untold helm]

My apple devices I can remember off of my head

[low mortar]

mine has a second camera that I'm yet to enable

in the nozzle

its 220x220

[thick tapir]

i forgot my parents have a simplify3d license 💀

from back when it was like the only actually decent slicer

[low mortar]

orcaslicer is peak

[thick tapir]

imma just use prusaslicer

cuz it works just fine

[low mortar]

I had to download prusaslicer whjen I was doing a firmware update on an i3 and it felt like hell

its so much slower in comparison to just do anything

[thick tapir]

really?

its fine for me idk

[low mortar]

but theres better in the world

[hot junco]

Oh I forgor 💀 iPods

iPod Video
iPod Shuffle
iPod Shuffle 4
iPod Nano 5

[thick tapir]

theres also worse though

the fucking afinia shit for their printers sucks straight ass

[low mortar]

ive only ever used bambu, prusa and orca

[thick tapir]

no cura?

[low mortar]

no

[thick tapir]

wtf

[untold helm]

Wtf apple

[trail isle]

gay assault

[fallen pelican]

penis piss

piss penis

[fallen pelican]

hi Kate m crizzles

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735531330498068513/1453418031421198497/IMG_20251130_154401_347.gif

[trail isle]

what

[low mortar]

i just wanted to say slur

[untold helm]

This server is 1984

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-movie-projector-gif-19435282

[untold helm]

Use the apple think different one smh

[trail isle]

nah bro use the fortnite one

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-1984-nineteen-eighty-fortnite-gif-22904052

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/rule-84-birth-birth-in-vc-do-not-give-birth-in-vc-rules-gif-11656074936842693027

[low mortar]

holy shit

I never noticed the brain worms

😭

[obtuse igloo]

rfk reference

[low mortar]

omg i wonder if they'll see brain worms on my scan

[gloomy oak]

Bridget Von council green confidential Johnson burn Carly doll dolly welt woman get willy Austen barbell beaten bushel Matilda Kristen Folsom narcoleptic sentinel Brisbane visited nicotine neurodivergent autism citadel Bridget ballparks allegations

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet ???

[obtuse igloo]

mods check this guy for brain worms

[winter meadow]

Lmfao

[remote tinsel]

Lol

[gloomy oak]

Chicken Fuck Beatrice Bingham Michaels Bratislava Hollis anecdotal bracelet enablements needlessly advantage dispensation stem system fusion and also broken brother worn skirt head on Ms market pliers

[remote tinsel]

How do you guys have nicknames

[thick tapir]

rank up

[remote tinsel]

Oh ok

[winter meadow]

So should I go back to normal Syrianclippy tomorrow

No more jolly

[thick tapir]

no

[carmine elk]

“I’m a cloud!” ahh cloud

[winter meadow]

What

[untold helm]

ur bout to get doxxed

@storm herald

[gloomy oak]

Gay autism Maureen Hayden Kiana corn porn criterion gets an award show for big bullions confidence bananas cistern daiquiris lol bowlful join cyan cistern act tbh in go fm Dey do this I’m in hp hm den trans tv fm in in rl tv Fortnite ADHD medication virtual ramen Colin poem origin biofilm quail tab room PC

[carmine elk]

I don’t live there or near there btw

[indigo bough]

i am cross referencing the image 1 sec

[indigo bough]

we'll see abt that.

[winter meadow]

What then hell

The *

[gloomy oak]

Its called swipe typing by drawing random things

[low mortar]

18°18′0″N 64°49′30″W

[remote tinsel]

Lol

[gloomy oak]

Dietetic cardigan calculation bedroom dishes sisters disquisition furnishings falsification MM contaminants videographers disquisition historic civilian civilian all chicken Alfredo

[remote tinsel]

What

Okay what the hell

[fossil citrus]

why’d you leak your house

[carmine elk]

Mods doxxing

[remote tinsel]

Favorited music

[gloomy oak]

Epstein distrusted crocodilians mechanics Janice’s iconic iconic tuning fining combo combo hook crunch zits stars swear Seth Brunson bobbin bobbin Vinci Vinci Cronin Cronin Vinci bullion Knox fancy such scented snitched snitches union guys tunic cat mix cat jobs cat knit cat Ivy guilty only Vinci da con Vinci

[carmine elk]

Epstein distrusted crocodilians mechanics Janice’s iconic iconic tuning fining combo combo hook crunch zits stars swear Seth Brunson bobbin bobbin Vinci Vinci Cronin Cronin Vinci bullion Knox fancy such scented snitched snitches union guys tunic cat mix cat jobs cat knit cat Ivy guilty only Vinci da con Vinci

[fossil citrus]

Epstein distrusted crocodilians mechanics Janice’s iconic iconic tuning fining combo combo hook crunch zits stars swear Seth Brunson bobbin bobbin Vinci Vinci Cronin Cronin Vinci bullion Knox fancy such scented snitched snitches union guys tunic cat mix cat jobs cat knit cat Ivy guilty only Vinci da con Vinci

[remote tinsel]

What the heck

[winter meadow]

Peak video

https://youtu.be/K9bZAMNYpE0?si=TQwe08Esayq-dHIP

[thick tapir]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8zWWp0akUU

holy shit

[thick tapir]

MODULKATORS

SLURS IN CHAT

[indigo bough]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr3ykbjN/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

zoomn (@zoomn42)

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[teal bramble]

i won a giveaway

woo

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[vital knoll]

that's a weird iphone

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-atm-machine-atm-atm-glitching-meme-gif-8853468555615782022

[remote tinsel]

yeah it’s a limited edition from Motorola

[untold helm]

Tomadachi Collection translation

[low mortar]

trying to buy bitcoin in 2025

[thick tapir]

wtf

an atm without tap?

[compact cobalt]

I got some pens for Christmas

[thick tapir]

i got chinese handwarmers

[untold helm]

I misread this as penis 😭

[thick tapir]

lithium fire otw!

[trail isle]

bro what

[thick tapir]

what

[trail isle]

no atms are contactless

[thick tapir]

tap to pay

yes they are

[trail isle]

all are chip & pin

[thick tapir]

ive only use contactless at my atm

i use apple pay for the atm 😭

[low mortar]

this just isnt a thing in the uk

[thick tapir]

weird

[low mortar]

i honestly think its just a public perception think

[thick tapir]

i thought yall were meant to be ahead with contactless? and america was meant to be like 5 years behind

[low mortar]

the public generally views contactless as being insecure, but the advent of mobile payments has changed that

contactless is everywhere

but that was mostly pushed by apple pay

and then covid

[thick tapir]

but not atms...

[trail isle]

even tho apple pay is more secure than anything else

[low mortar]

every card reader here is contactless now

and one of the guidelines during covid was to only accept contactless

so contactless card readers were given out for free to small businesses

and mobile payments had no minimum spend limit, unlike standard contactless

[thick tapir]

thank god minimum spend limits dont exist in the us

[low mortar]

Ive literally never used my physical card other than when I was testing something for aemulo

[trail isle]

min spend limit is literally just londis bro

[low mortar]

and I had to make 1 singular transaction with the contactless chip on it

sorry, i meant maximum spend

lmao

[thick tapir]

i only use my card at walmart

[low mortar]

my brains FUCKED

[thick tapir]

fuck walmart

[thick tapir]

thats a thing?

[low mortar]

paying with contactless had a maxmimum spend of £100 but thats being removed in march

but mobile payments doesnt

[thick tapir]

WHAT

thats like nothing tf

[low mortar]

well

it was because of the theory that

if you dropped you wallet, someone could find your card and then steal your money really easily

because there is 0 auth involved

[thick tapir]

that has to be a per bank thing right?

[thick tapir]

but they can do that with ur card anyways?

[low mortar]

no it was a financial fraud law

[low mortar]

no because you have to use a pin when you insert the card

[thick tapir]

you cant skip?

[low mortar]

no lol

[thick tapir]

huh???

[low mortar]

you get 3 pin tries and if you fail the 3 pin tries the card kills itself

like, it literally kills itself

it burns a fuse

[thick tapir]

here you just push the green button and it skips for you

[alpine chasm]

Not everywhere lol, cards here only have a pin if they are not visa or mastercard

Doesn't matter if credit or debit

[half compass]

merry christmas

[alpine chasm]

Merry Christmas

[low mortar]

in the uk we only really have visa / mastercard / amex who all enforce a pin

[thick tapir]

ive never entered my pin i always skip it

[alpine chasm]

We have a local system called Clave, which is the only one with pin here

[low mortar]

see thats crazy

[thick tapir]

why

[low mortar]

whats the point of a pin if you can skip it

what if someone steals your wallet

they could drain your account

[untold helm]

Sadly there’s no gay mod for this one

[thick tapir]

runs it as credit instead of debit apparently

[low mortar]

thats crazy

[thick tapir]

but also if my card gets stolen im deactivating it instantly

[low mortar]

its more of a what if you dont know though

[thick tapir]

do people just not have their bank notifications on then?

[alpine chasm]

You call the bank asap or in most cases if you do a police report you wont lose your money

[low mortar]

like you could drop it on the street without realising

[low mortar]

what good is it gonna do after though

if its credit you have a case, if its debit you're screwed

[thick tapir]

u arent even screwed if its debit tho

[silk viper]

I never carry my wallet got my license + cards added to apple pay

[velvet zenith]

if its debit ur not getting that money back

if its credit youre more likely to get it back

cause its the banks money

and they like having their money

[teal bramble]

@velvet zenith

[velvet zenith]

they dont give a fuck about your own money

[teal bramble]

@velvet zenith

[ornate latch]

@velvet zenith

[thick tapir]

i should lowkey open a credit card but im lazy asf

and no credit score

[low mortar]

i have my license in a magsafe wallet

but all my other cards in apple wallet

/ apple pay

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Come scratch my balls

[silk viper]

I got a magsafe as well

[teal bramble]

The horses are galloping at tremendous speeds! Perhaps I may arrive soon!

[real cobalt]

Magsafe wallets the stupidest thing ever

[velvet zenith]

Wyd if they dont support apple pay or tap

[teal bramble]

suicide

[low mortar]

there are 0 places in the uk that dont

[thick tapir]

everywhere takes tap in 2025

except walmart

[proven moss]

Guys

[teal bramble]

except money laundering stores but you just neva know

👀

[real cobalt]

Restaurants

[low mortar]

see you cant make that statement when your largest retail chain dont accept it

[ornate latch]

Oi mate dont play with me im gonna stab you knobhead

[low mortar]

lmao

[velvet zenith]

i mean its good for the essentials id say but you should 100% carry a normal wallet

[silk viper]

Idk about you but in the us most stores & restaurants that I’ve visited they got apple pay

[teal bramble]

Oi mate dont play with me im gonna stab you knobhead

[thick tapir]

its the one place that doesnt

[untold helm]

sketchy drug dealer:

[thick tapir]

everywhere else does

[low mortar]

crypto 🧌

[velvet zenith]

if i had a magsafe wallet id put my drivers license and my debit card in there

actually probably my credit card tbh

[low mortar]

I just dont need to carry my card around

[real cobalt]

Yeah so then you lose your phone and your identity

[low mortar]

theres literally no need

[silk viper]

Except walmart doesn’t accept apple pay but they got their own through walmart app

[teal bramble]

have u ever been to stores in big cities that don’t accept card and it’s cash only

[velvet zenith]

u right ...

[teal bramble]

80% of the time it’s not because they’re lazy it’s because they’re committing tax evasion

[thick tapir]

who the fuck carries cash

[low mortar]

thats just a not a thing here

[real cobalt]

People who tip

[thick tapir]

imagine not being forced to carry 2 forms of id 🥀

[velvet zenith]

the main things i really need to have are my license, insurance slip, health card and my credit card

[teal bramble]

its a little common here in germany atleast

[silk viper]

I’ve never done it lol

[thick tapir]

you can tip with card???

[low mortar]

shit culture

[untold helm]

This is pretty cool

[real cobalt]

Also it's just good to carry cash

Just in case

[thick tapir]

only cash i have is 60 dollars

[real cobalt]

I didn't make the culture

[teal bramble]

legit same????

[low mortar]

i havent carried cash or a card in years

[thick tapir]

3 20s

[low mortar]

my phone is all i need

[real cobalt]

Shit culture, IDC I'm still tipping

I'm not a jackass

[teal bramble]

im carrying a 50 and a 10

[jaunty garnet]

i have a dollar in cash

[teal bramble]

[narrow crown]

hoooly shit my ipod comes tmrw

[velvet zenith]

i carry a 20

[narrow crown]

my gift to myself

[thick tapir]

20s better

[teal bramble]

true

bank didnt give me 20s tho

[low mortar]

i remember that when i was there

[velvet zenith]

except currently i have 25 because the stupid atm didnt want to accept my 5

[low mortar]

the uk just has contactless everyhwere

literally everywhere

[teal bramble]

yeah its money laundering and tax evasion

[low mortar]

its lovely

[thick tapir]

you couldnt pick?

[teal bramble]

no

[thick tapir]

wtf

weird ass atm

[teal bramble]

they’re the same everywhere else in europe

[thick tapir]

what???

[teal bramble]

every bank or atm didnt let me pick

lol

[thick tapir]

you cant chose the bills you get???

[teal bramble]

no

[thick tapir]

weird ass continent

[low mortar]

it was like that here too, but we were advised to not use cash during covid and a lot of people just didnt go back so these businesses had to move to card

[teal bramble]

if u withdraw 60 it’s a gamble whether you get 3 20s or 1 50 and 1 10

[narrow crown]

same in nyc but one time i went into a chinese place. NO SIGNAGE SAYING CASH ONLY. i order my food. they say cash only. shit.

[teal bramble]

or u could also just get 5s aswell

[thick tapir]

just zelle them

[teal bramble]

lmao

[teal bramble]

how was the dishwashing experience

[narrow crown]

no i just didnt get any food

:/

[teal bramble]

oh

fr

noob

[thick tapir]

wtf

[teal bramble]

just say ur gonna go withdraw money from the atm and ur gonna come back

that’s what i do most of the time lol

[narrow crown]

no they had an atm. but i didnt have my wallet. i had only brought my phone w tap to pay

:/

[thick tapir]

wtf

non tap atm?

oh

out of network

ew

[teal bramble]

atms dont support non tap?

[teal bramble]

oh

noob

[real cobalt]

Unlucky

But such is life

[thick tapir]

out of network fees 🤮

[teal bramble]

they’re like

not that big

[thick tapir]

like 3 dollars vro

thats big unless you are withdrawing like 200+

[teal bramble]

i was withdrawing like 500€ and the fee was 10€

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[low mortar]

crypto

[thick tapir]

but the fees dont scale?

[teal bramble]

i want cash

[thick tapir]

so if your withdrawing 10 euros youd be paying a 10 euro fee 😭

[teal bramble]

they do

[thick tapir]

wtf

[teal bramble]

thats why i had a 10 eur fee

this was surprisingly low

cuz i had a 50€ fee once

😭

[jaunty garnet]

wtf

[thick tapir]

arent they meant to be constant?

[teal bramble]

theft in plain sight

[teal bramble]

different banks & atms

[thick tapir]

im so confused wtf type of atms do yall have

[low mortar]

ive seen both

[teal bramble]

welllllll

[half compass]

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[thick tapir]

this is so fucking weird ive never heard of this

weird ass country

[teal bramble]

since i use an online bank (revolut) it doesn’t cover fees or the domestic banks just dont acknowledge the existance of revolut

which is why i have a shit ton of fees

[low mortar]

did you know that europay visa and mastercard pins can be between 4-10 characters long

[thick tapir]

here its like 3 dollars per transaction or sum shit and thats it

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Void ai datacenter

[teal bramble]

fr

[thick tapir]

cant you do that in the us?

[low mortar]

yes

[teal bramble]

4-10 characters???

[low mortar]

visa is visa

europay visa and mastercard is just the spec

emv

[thick tapir]

yeah

[low mortar]

emv is the spec of the chip

[thick tapir]

i thought 6 was the minimum now

[low mortar]

depends on the issuer

[thick tapir]

i thought nowhere let you setup 4 anymore

[teal bramble]

wait am i slow

wasnt it always 4 digits

[low mortar]

the spec always said 4-10