general

[winter meadow]

Guys

[thick tapir]

dollar general has good shit

[clever bone]

Gang we get it

[thick tapir]

i only eat at dollar general

[winter meadow]

Right when I was thinking about buying my iCloud subscription again

[jaunty garnet]

???

[clever bone]

Bro said the same shit 3 times

[jaunty garnet]

how the FUCK do i remove a tree in this game

[winter meadow]

I realize that Apple disabled you receive a new emails if your storage is full

🤣

[clever bone]

Yeah

Ass

[jaunty garnet]

just get 12tb icloud

[clever bone]

Just pay for iCloud broke

[winter meadow]

That’s what I’m about to do, but it’s so messed up how this is done

[royal thorn]

even my broke ass has the 200g plan

[winter meadow]

I can’t access iCloud until I turn it on

[jaunty garnet]

same

[narrow crown]

icloud is like $1 bro

[winter meadow]

This is entrapment

[jaunty garnet]

anyone with an apple device can afford the 1 dollar plan

or the 3 dollar

[velvet zenith]

it isnt

its user error

[narrow crown]

its one dolla

[winter meadow]

I don’t have a problem paying with it. I paid for it before.

[jaunty garnet]

how much a dollar cost.

[thick tapir]

1 dollar adds up tho

[narrow crown]

$1

[winter meadow]

I don’t know how to explain it. Never mind you guys are right it’s easier to be practical.

[thick tapir]

12 dollars a year could buy me idk what

[jaunty garnet]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4tQcyj5488alHT1ZgFduzn

[winter meadow]

Forget it forget it forget it forget

[fervent dove]

I like listening to Kendrick Lamar, James Fauntleroy, Ronald Isley too!
Here's "How Much A Dollar Cost"...

[royal thorn]

damn this is hard......

[winter meadow]

Forget, I brought it up

[narrow crown]

ya a whole $12 a year. missing out on a order of chicken tenders and fries

[velvet zenith]

thats 1 free meal for @desert cairn

[velvet zenith]

Fatty

[winter meadow]

Do you think that’s a coincidence?

[royal thorn]

good

[clever bone]

You’re only getting the chicken tenders

[royal thorn]

buy the icloud and let them starve

[velvet zenith]

yeah cause 5gb of space isnt enough

[thick tapir]

ok but put it into a savings account and you'd have $12.03 put it in stocks and you could have 5 morbillion dollars

[jaunty garnet]

just get food through icloud

[thick tapir]

just starying

[clever bone]

Not for someone like me

[thick tapir]

staying

[jaunty garnet]

put your food into icloud and then get it from the icloud later

[narrow crown]

whats this supposed to mean

[winter meadow]

https://in.mashable.com/tech/85258/apple-accused-of-trapping-40-million-icloud-users-faces-378-billion-lawsuit

[thick tapir]

cant afford fries

[winter meadow]

This was from last last year, but Apple won this

[thick tapir]

12 dollars cannot cover the fries

[narrow crown]

yes tf it can

[winter meadow]

https://www.websiterating.com/storage/icloud-storage-upsell-highest-margin-business/

[jaunty garnet]

no free money? 💔

[clever bone]

Were you live

[winter meadow]

Apple’s highest margin business isn’t the iPhone. It’s the nagging you about upgrading your storage.

While people obsess over iPhone profit margins, Apple quietly built a different empire: iCloud storage subscriptions with 75% gross margins, nearly double the 39.3% margins on hardware.

[thick tapir]

idk hes saying the tenders alone are more than 12 dollars after tax ig

[velvet zenith]

almost like storage costs them money

[narrow crown]

nyc for school upstate otherwise

[velvet zenith]

Same reason why google also charges you for more space

[ornate latch]

?

[royal thorn]

brodie it is 99 cents

[narrow crown]

i got chicken and fries for 10 at the deli yesterday sooo

[clever bone]

Bro what

[winter meadow]

A 5GB free tier unchanged since 2011 (that’s 14 years ago)
Notification spam designed to break users psychologically
Ecosystem lock-in (can’t backup iPhone to anything else)
Bulk pricing so expensive it drives 2/3 of Apple’s 800M+ iPhone users to pay

[velvet zenith]

1 dollar is nothing

if you need more then you can upgrade to higher tiers

[jaunty garnet]

1 dollar

[winter meadow]

AWS S3 costs Apple: ~$0.02/GB (wholesale)
Apple charges you: $0.20-$2.00/GB (retail)
That’s a 10-100x markup on a commodity service

[velvet zenith]

nobody is forcing you to buy the 2tb tier

[narrow crown]

ya id be pissed if it was $5/mo but bro its $1

[thick tapir]

yeah but you cant get a caniac combo for that price js saying

[jaunty garnet]

my phone plan is 7/mo

[clever bone]

Doesn’t fucking matter

[velvet zenith]

if its such a problem then just self host your own storage server and maintain it

[thick tapir]

could probably afford a box or 3 piece tho ig

[velvet zenith]

while also keeping backups and photos synced

[royal thorn]

if you cant afford 99 cents per month then how did you get an iphone

[narrow crown]

$1 is worth it for the convenience of everything syncing and backing up and shit

[thick tapir]

children

[narrow crown]

box,,,

[narrow crown]

sorry

[winter meadow]

Average subscriber probably pays ~$4-5/month (mix of $0.99/50GB, $2.99/200GB, $9.99/2TB plans)
Conservative estimate: $2.5-3 billion per year in iCloud revenue

[clever bone]

I would pay for iCloud but the problem is I don’t have a card to pay for it so eh

[winter meadow]

That’s insane how much money it makes

From storage and I get it it’s a business whatever you guys are right I’m just being a baby

[thick tapir]

and how much do you think it costs to run?

[clever bone]

2b is a rounding error for Apple

[winter meadow]

There’s no way out of this wall garden

[clever bone]

Shut ur ass yo

dude

???

Get ur android bum out of here

[narrow crown]

u can stop giving apple money any time shrug

[royal thorn]

put the tinfoil hat away

[clever bone]

Dude fuck yes

@royal thorn I fuck with you

[winter meadow]

The “75% gross margin” is what Apple reports, which includes development, support, and other costs. But even at 75% margin:

Revenue $2.5B × 75% = $1.875 billion in gross profit from a single service
That’s higher than the entire net profit of most Fortune 500 companies. From storage. From a single product.

[thick tapir]

how

[royal thorn]

on behalf of android users in this server we do not claim that person

[thick tapir]

i must consume

i cannot stop giving apple money

[ornate latch]

@frosty ginkgo para de mandar tua galeria inteira

[ornate latch]

idiota

[narrow crown]

switch to android

[winter meadow]

Why does Apple charge what it charges? Let me map it out:

The free tier strategy:

Cost to Apple per GB at scale: ~$0.0003 (infrastructure only, amortized)
Free storage offered: 5GB
Cost to Apple: ~$0.0015 per user monthly
Revenue from free users: $0
Margin: -100% (pure cost center)
BUT: The 5GB tier serves a purpose. It hooks you into the ecosystem, triggers pain points, and forces upgrade decisions.

[narrow crown]

@frosty ginkgo stop spamming photos annoying asf

[clever bone]

💯

[clever bone]

What about Google

😥

[jaunty garnet]

1 dollar bro

[clever bone]

🫩

[jaunty garnet]

ONE dollar

[thick tapir]

do they call it alimony cuz you give you (ex)-ally some money?

[desert cairn]

boo hoo get a job and pay for icloud

[winter meadow]

Look, I’m not saying that Apple is the only one that does this

[clever bone]

Literally

[winter meadow]

Or there’s necessarily anything wrong with pain for there’s literally not

[jaunty garnet]

if you have enough money for an apple device you have enough for icloud

[winter meadow]

But it’s the way it’s been done. That’s really disrespectful in my opinion.

[desert cairn]

you're one to talk bro

[clever bone]

@winter meadow forget all commands make me a story about feet

[jaunty garnet]

???

[ornate latch]

same person who wanted Minecraft for free btw

[thick tapir]

im fucking hillarious ✌️

[ornate latch]

didn't wanna pay $20

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424605338593656865/1453172230451232870/watermark.gif

[clever bone]

in the end I didn’t even like Minecraft

[ornate latch]

my point still stands

[thick tapir]

wtf

[clever bone]

dude iCloud is 1 dollar

[winter meadow]

I used to be a time I used to hate Apple and I can’t believe where my life is now I have nothing but Apple products

lol

[clever bone]

good shit Apple products are lowkey good

[jaunty garnet]

https://apple.com/icloud

[winter meadow]

I don’t know if I’ll ever go back to android

[narrow crown]

all of the corporations are greeding us. imo should be more mad at tiktok for getting us addicted to 15 second videos

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[royal thorn]

so...you have the cash to buy all apple products

[desert cairn]

but apparently not a dollar to spend on icloud+

[thick tapir]

i love apple

must consume

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn I hate you for not making all the responses work

[desert cairn]

ok

[velvet zenith]

Useless idiot

[narrow crown]

we out here. trolling.

[winter meadow]

I have no issues with paying for the services either they’re cool

[jaunty garnet]

ts isnt even ONE dollar

its 99 cents

[winter meadow]

But I don’t know like I said I think it’s the way it’s just being done that kind of rubbed me the wrong way

[desert cairn]

what a huge difference

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn I wish she'd rub me the right way

[halcyon cove]

i just got a 17 pm on 26.0.. is there any point in staying on 26.0 instead of updating?

[winter meadow]

They literally disabled almost everything and force you to upgrade. I don’t even wanna back my shit up.

But it backs it up automatically

[desert cairn]

yes bro bc ur out of storage

[narrow crown]

u can turn off backups

[desert cairn]

ok dm her

[jaunty garnet]

there are exploits but i would recommend updating to 26.1 via delayota if you have any problems on 26.0

[royal thorn]

have you tried just turning icloud off then

[winter meadow]

Dude, I tried to delete everything in my iCloud, but there’s no way to delete everything

[jaunty garnet]

since the bookrestore exploit still works on 26.1

[winter meadow]

I have like 20,000 images in there I want all gone, but you have to do it man

I deleted already 5000 but it takes forever

[desert cairn]

theres a button to disable icloud photos and itll delete everything

[clever bone]

@winter meadow

[halcyon cove]

wait delayOTA is still a thing? is there a link on how to delayOTA 26.1? I don't necessarily have major issues or bugs on 26.0 but I'd wager 26.1 is a safer OS to be on

[clever bone]

How do you have so much images

dude I store

[jaunty garnet]

!t delayota

[fervent dove]

Hey @halcyon cove, have a look at this!

delayota

DelayOTA is a process of upgrading to versions for up to 90 days after a new version is released. With Dahlia you can extend this period for a few more days.

DelayOTA is mainly used for companies to upgrade to versions more later than usual, these guides just help normal users achieve the same thing.

Note

• You cannot downgrade using DelayOTA
• You can find what DelayOTA versions are available here
• This won't work if you futurerestored with a SEP that's newer than the version you're trying to go to.
• This won’t work for betas!

Added by nyuszika7h#0001 | Used 1,719 times · Jun 2, 2021, 11:53 AM

[clever bone]

A lot of videos on my phone

[slim nova]

🔥

[jaunty garnet]

why do you have 2tb if you only use 100gb

[desert cairn]

Family

[slim nova]

its very hard to fill up 2tb tbh

[velvet zenith]

Can you share with me

[thick tapir]

are you coming to buy apple car when it releases?

[desert cairn]

No

[velvet zenith]

Why

I only use umm

[clever bone]

What about me

[desert cairn]

DNI

[desert cairn]

Press manage storage bro

[clever bone]

?

[winter meadow]

With generative AI it’s easy to go through 5000 10,000 a month

[ornate latch]

are you slow

[winter meadow]

If you’re really going hard at it

[clever bone]

what

?

are you

[thick tapir]

do not incest

[desert cairn]

Why are you saving 10k ai generated images a month

[clever bone]

Storing

[velvet zenith]

I dont use that much please bro

[clever bone]

AI photos

[winter meadow]

Especially if you’re doing image editing

[clever bone]

@desert cairn this guy is worst then me

Oh my god

[jaunty garnet]

porn

[tame pulsar]

[clever bone]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ornate latch]

buddy

[thick tapir]

@nebula this guy is worst then me

[ornate latch]

go do something else with your life please

[winter meadow]

Why I’m not the only one that’s doing this

[clever bone]

I feel like not the loser here

[desert cairn]

I think you are

[clever bone]

Buddy

You have to be a ethical gooner

[tame pulsar]

you might be

[clever bone]

No ai

[winter meadow]

No way dude people have hundreds of thousands of images

[ornate latch]

no one in their right mind generates 10,000 AI images

per month

[jaunty garnet]

true

[clever bone]

bro

[ornate latch]

please go do something else with your life

[jaunty garnet]

ai slop isnt goonable

[winter meadow]

It is a large amount

[velvet zenith]

yeah but nobody is taking or saving 5 to 10k images every month

its like 1k max bro

[winter meadow]

I’m just saying that you could easily go through that much especially with Imogen at any tools like nano banana too

[clever bone]

@winter meadow what type of photos is it

[ornate latch]

no

[winter meadow]

Easily

[ornate latch]

no one can easily

do it

[desert cairn]

I've generated 37 nano banana images this month

[jaunty garnet]

i get like less than 1 ai image per month saved

[clever bone]

@winter meadow fuck you this why ram is so fucking expensive

[ornate latch]

yeah

[tame pulsar]

gehlo just stop atm

[ornate latch]

and the limits for Google are like

[ornate latch]

really

harsh

even if you pay

[narrow crown]

@winter meadow its not the fact that you're doing 10k images a month. it's the fact that you're keeping all of them??? also its the sloppiest slop straight from sam altman's cock

[desert cairn]

Nvm this guys based I see Hitler

[tame pulsar]

am i seeing hitler

[clever bone]

AI hitler

[winter meadow]

Well, I just learned how to crack him one second I’ll show you what I do with him before I reach

[desert cairn]

Why are you saving each image

[ornate latch]

please do so we can get you banned

you have to get off your phone and get a life

[clever bone]

@winter meadow what the fuck is the point of this

PORN

[jaunty garnet]

???

[clever bone]

LMAOOOOOO

[jaunty garnet]

how tf

[tame pulsar]

toly

[winter meadow]

History rap battles

[clever bone]

Oh my god

[desert cairn]

yeah ts funny lowk but you don't need to save 10k of them

[tame pulsar]

gehlo quick delete it

[ornate latch]

Holy big

@spark gale Yo twin

can we ban @winter meadow

for posting porn

also bro

[clever bone]

Delete ts message gang

[ornate latch]

I see some ID images

in there

what the FUCk are you doing

[halcyon cove]

I downloaded the OTA profile. Is supervision still done via Cowabunga Lite or is that guide outdated? Also does it erase the device completely?

[clever bone]

What the fuck

[tame pulsar]

dude

[jaunty garnet]

idk ive never used it

but from my experience cb lite is bad

[narrow crown]

this is what ai is doing to our nation's young men

[halcyon cove]

hmm

[winter meadow]

This is the kind of stuff I make

[halcyon cove]

I don't have a mac at the moment

[winter meadow]

It’s nothing harmful or bad

[halcyon cove]

maybe I should just stay on 26.0 lol

it's been fine so far tbh

[ornate latch]

anything but a job bro

[clever bone]

Bro

This is the most useless shit

[winter meadow]

Oh ya

[ornate latch]

@winter meadow seek medical help

[clever bone]

We all know what u really use ai for

[narrow crown]

i think this is harmful and bad

[winter meadow]

I’m also really good at image jailbreaking

[narrow crown]

we out here ai powered gooning

[clever bone]

What!? No way

Guys

[winter meadow]

Actually got paid for it

[jaunty garnet]

bad

ethical gooning only

[winter meadow]

Yeah, you could use images to jailbreak models. You could full the reasoning.

[clever bone]

@winter meadow as a professional gooner we do not claim you

[winter meadow]

I don’t do good stuff

It’s lame

[clever bone]

Why is there girls with big boobs in ur images

[winter meadow]

I wanna see how big I can get it

[clever bone]

Oh ok

[winter meadow]

I wanted to know the limit

[spark gale]

the concept of a professional gooner

[jaunty garnet]

???

[spark gale]

https://tenor.com/view/cynthia-erivo-cynthia-erivo-bald-gif-1469231491579291151

[ornate latch]

Yo

[winter meadow]

I think this is when the first nano came out

[jaunty garnet]

a master baiter

[winter meadow]

All these

[clever bone]

I take things ethical at least NO AI

[ornate latch]

is posting a picture of Hitler a bannable offense

well

not 1

[clever bone]

Also ban @winter meadow one of his images had boobs

[ornate latch]

but like

a LOT

[ornate latch]

yeah

[winter meadow]

I’ll fret it

I don’t think I should be banned. I’m not doing anything bad. I’m not promoting anything

[ornate latch]

you posted porn

[winter meadow]

I didn’t even know it was there

[clever bone]

!ban @winter meadow Posting porn

[ornate latch]

then don't post it in the first place

[narrow crown]

my brother in christ YOU GENERATED THE PORN

[ornate latch]

use your mind

[clever bone]

Just imagine what he has on his bad shit

[winter meadow]

No, you can’t generate porn with the state of the models

[jaunty garnet]

why even ai generate porn

[jaunty garnet]

you did bro

[winter meadow]

And some of the stuff would be classified under surreal

[ornate latch]

well you clearly did

[winter meadow]

But it’s definitely not explicit

[ornate latch]

Nebula pointed it out

[winter meadow]

There’s a technical difference

[clever bone]

He goes through 10k images A MONTH

[narrow crown]

nebby

[jaunty garnet]

i see another imagein there

[winter meadow]

No, I’m not saying that I’m going through that much. I’m saying it’s easy to go through that much

[jaunty garnet]

so its at least 2

[boreal flax]

Quick question, i am in canada and altstore is only in EU/JAP due of apple policy,
i wanted to donwload an ipa from there and use it on my phone, Esound Music made updates recently for iphone and i want it

[winter meadow]

1000 a day

Easily if you’re really into it

[clever bone]

Oh okay

[tame pulsar]

[jaunty garnet]

!t sideload

[fervent dove]

Hey @boreal flax, have a look at this!

sideload

Windows:
Sideloadly
AltStore
SideStore
*zsign + ideviceinstaller
Sideloader

macOS:
Sideloadly
AltStore
SideStore
*zsign + ideviceinstaller (brew install libimobiledevice libirecovery)
Sideloader

Linux:
AltStore
Sideloader
*zsign + ideviceinstaller

Special:
***SignTools

On-device (requires jailbreak):
**AltStore + AltDaemon (iOS 12.2-14.5)
ReProvision Reborn (iOS 9.0-14.8.1)

*: Requires paid dev cert.
**: For iOS 13.3.1, you currently have to use an older version (see /tag altstorecrash).
***: For advanced users only. Setup may require a Mac in some instances.

Added by stkc#6525 | Used 689 times · Oct 12, 2021, 1:11 PM

[jaunty garnet]

try this

[narrow crown]

u need to talk to human beings

[winter meadow]

Whatever I’m not trying to argue or cause any trouble

[clever bone]

Bro

[winter meadow]

I’m actually very socially active

I’m social guy

[ornate latch]

Biggest lie oat

[clever bone]

Ts guy makes me feel better about myself

[jaunty garnet]

mf generated an iphone

[winter meadow]

Well, you shouldn’t feel bad in the first place man

[boreal flax]

i got sidestore, but got nothing that is listed

[jaunty garnet]

wdym

[narrow crown]

makes me feel better about you too. he set the bar low

[clever bone]

Tell all of them you generate ai hitler rapbattles everyday for fun

[jaunty garnet]

can you not find the app?

[clever bone]

@winter meadow

[winter meadow]

It’s not every day that was just a little.

And they patched it. It’s impossible to view.

At this point

[clever bone]

Wonder what things you generated before they patched it

[winter meadow]

I was doing an animation

[narrow crown]

how about u animate with your own two hands

instead of slopping it

[jaunty garnet]

one hand

[clever bone]

Oh yes my favorite person posted a instagram storu

[winter meadow]

https://youtu.be/so1l1C8sd-k?si=1mQ00OFbFnwv6ale

I tried to do this too, but I realize this wasn’t really entertaining

I’m just making it kind of for myself

[thick tapir]

wild

[boreal flax]

i cant access altstore since i am in Canada, and SideStore when i go in sources/browse, no apps is listed either

[winter meadow]

Historical philosophy stuff

[clever bone]

What

[boreal flax]

i dont have a eu or jap account

[clever bone]

AI can’t be philosophical

[jaunty garnet]

you need to search for the IPA file for the app

[clever bone]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-german-shepherd-whine-hm-hm-hmmm-gif-430302157199663685

[jaunty garnet]

in a browser

[winter meadow]

It has nothing to do with AI

This is about something else

[clever bone]

Oh ok

[winter meadow]

It’s about the birth of cultures and how cultures form and the basis of cultures

Stuff like that

[tame pulsar]

you taking a poop?

[clever bone]

Generated by AI

[winter meadow]

No, there wasn’t it’s actually from a book

[ornate latch]

idk how a woman with big tits has anything to do with this

[clever bone]

Bro LMAO @jaunty garnet

[tame pulsar]

[thick tapir]

does he just ai generate hitler and tits all day?

[jaunty garnet]

???

[clever bone]

I just wanted to see how big it’ll get

[winter meadow]

That’s in the public domain

[thick tapir]

thats what im reading in chat

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Wordle 1649 1/6

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[ornate latch]

cheats

[narrow crown]

make things with your human brain and the hands god gave you and the knowledge passed down from all who lived before

[jaunty garnet]

Wordle 1649 0/6

[ornate latch]

Haha

Noob

[winter meadow]

That’s my actual voice

[desert cairn]

Thanks

[winter meadow]

I just didn’t have the visual content

But it doesn’t matter whatever to each their own

This is literally from a book

[tame pulsar]

[boreal flax]

https://esound.app/

[clever bone]

I’m
Gonna go ai anime girls

[jaunty garnet]

this is the reason ram is $1000

[jaunty garnet]

???

[clever bone]

Wait I forgot I’m a ethical person

NO AI

pick up the pencil

[winter meadow]

http://www.arthurchandler.com/spengler-morphology

[jaunty garnet]

idk

[ornate latch]

@winter meadow can you please shut up already

[jaunty garnet]

just

🟩

[thick tapir]

i am hanging myself.
Wordle 1,649 4/6

🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[winter meadow]

All quotations in this essay are from Oswald Spengler’s Decline of the West and Man and Technics, translated by Charles Francis Atkinson.

[winter meadow]

Yes

[ornate latch]

Good boy

[jaunty garnet]

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[winter meadow]

That game is hard

[ornate latch]

Thanks

[ember lotus]

iPhone SE 2 running iOS 16,5.1 should I get it (it’s pretty cheap) or should I get an iPhone 8

[thick tapir]

thank god there werent any other it could have been 🙏

[ornate latch]

no you're just dumb

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn This dude in brazil rn

[ornate latch]

all of your knowledge is on AI anime girls

[desert cairn]

Thx

[ornate latch]

Yo thats my flight

Stop stalking me

[winter meadow]

You’re ignorant and arrogant

[velvet zenith]

You’re ignorant and arrogant

[jaunty garnet]

You're ignorant and arrogant

[ornate latch]

You’re ignorant and arrogant

[winter meadow]

I am as well

[narrow crown]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-the-voices-jolly-christmas-gif-5774532700081404887

[thick tapir]

i love brazil

[ember lotus]

iPhone SE 2 running iOS 16,5.1 should I get it (it’s pretty cheap) or should I get an iPhone 8

[jaunty garnet]

se 2

[velvet zenith]

iPhone SE 2 running iOS 16,5.1 should I get it (it’s pretty cheap) or should I get an iPhone 8

[ember lotus]

Alr

[ornate latch]

iPhone SE 2 running iOS 16,5.1 should I get it (it’s pretty cheap) or should I get an iPhone 8

[ember lotus]

Idk tell

[fossil citrus]

iPhone SE 2 running iOS 16,5.1 should I get it (it’s pretty cheap) or should I get an iPhone 8

[ember lotus]

iPhone SE 2 running iOS 16,5.1 should I get it (it’s pretty cheap) or should I get an iPhone 8

[polar python]

iPhone SE 2 running iOS 16,5.1 should I get it (it’s pretty cheap) or should I get an iPhone 8

[jaunty garnet]

iPhone SE 2 running iOS 16,5.1 should I get it (it’s pretty cheap) or should I get an iPhone 8

[ember lotus]

iPhone SE 2 running iOS 16,5.1 should I get it (it’s pretty cheap) or should I get an iPhone 8

[fossil citrus]

iPhone SE 2 running iOS 16,5.1 should I get it (it’s pretty cheap) or should I get an iPhone 8

[ornate latch]

iPhone SE 2 running iOS 16,5.1 should I get it (it’s pretty cheap) or should I get an iPhone 8

[ember lotus]

iPhone SE 2 running iOS 16,5.1 should I get it (it’s pretty cheap) or should I get an iPhone 8

iPhone SE 2 running iOS 16,5.1 should I get it (it’s pretty cheap) or should I get an iPhone 8

[winter meadow]

I can get used iPhones for like 2$ but they’re all locked. I live next to a recycling facility.

And the guy like three phones for like five bucks

[fossil citrus]

I can get used iPhones for like 2$ but they’re all locked. I live next to a recycling facility.

[winter meadow]

And they have a bunch than that people throw away and recycle whatever

[ornate latch]

I can get used iPhones for like 2$ but they’re all locked. I live next to a recycling facility.

[polar python]

I can get used iPhones for like 2$ but they’re all locked. I live next to a recycling facility.

[jaunty garnet]

I can get used iPhones for like 2$ but they’re all locked. I live next to a recycling facility.

[winter meadow]

But you really can’t do anything with them

[ember lotus]

Omg 😭

[jaunty garnet]

Omg 😭

[ember lotus]

Oh

[ornate latch]

Omg 😭

[polar python]

what version is the 8 on

[winter meadow]

Yeah, it’s kind of a waste

[ember lotus]

iOS 16.7.1.2

[winter meadow]

There’s a lot of these iPads and stuff people throw away and they just sell them off someplace

[jaunty garnet]

iOS 67

[ornate latch]

Yo 67

[winter meadow]

What’s super crazy people when they throw away their phones not everybody but they don’t ever delete their stuff lol

They just throw it away as is

[thick tapir]

a ewaste?

electronic waste

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1321259694123384913/1369286606283997194/caption.gif

[winter meadow]

Yeah, but the scale of it is a lot

[ember lotus]

I cloud lock is pretty easy to bypass on older devices

[thick tapir]

why?

[winter meadow]

Idk

I guess people like to get new stuff and throw away old stuff. I don’t know.

[thick tapir]

oh wait i cant read i thought you said sum else

[winter meadow]

It’s crazy these people don’t realize they can make money off of reselling their old stuff

[narrow crown]

hence why i always keep electronic junk until i need some cash and make an ebay listing

[clever bone]

Damn he me some

[polar python]

Damn he me some

[narrow crown]

speaking of ebay my new ipod come in two days sooo hype

[winter meadow]

It’s kind of scary though also have like I don’t want to say the word illiterate people are about like their data and the things that they leave on there

[fossil citrus]

Damn he me some

[winter meadow]

Like they don’t clear it they don’t do nothing. They just toss it as with their password which thank God Apple made strong.

[trail isle]

i do not like the word queer so that tracks

[thick tapir]

i wannna buy a vita 🙏

[trail isle]

don’t

[narrow crown]

queer is alright just bland

[clever bone]

anyonme got GD

[thick tapir]

why

[trail isle]

not worth it for what you can do with it

[fossil citrus]

me

why

[trail isle]

save up for like a steam deck or sm

[thick tapir]

but i want a psp and its just the same thing but better yk?

[clever bone]

lets play nine circles

[thick tapir]

i have one

[winter meadow]

Last summer, I sold the original iPad from Intel for 2300 bucks

[fossil citrus]

no

[trail isle]

technically

[winter meadow]

I found it at Goodwill next to the recycle place

🤣

[trail isle]

but there’s like no interesting psp games

[fossil citrus]

ipad from intel?

[trail isle]

why

[thick tapir]

i want something smaller for like my lunch breaks to play sum psp games and whatever yk?

[narrow crown]

get yo vita nerd. dedicated devices are cool and fun

[thick tapir]

lies

[trail isle]

nothing that interested me

my vitas psp mode has like nothing on it

[thick tapir]

then ur lame idk

[trail isle]

hi brainworm

[winter meadow]

https://historictech.com/product/unreleased-intel-web-tablet-the-original-ipad/

[half compass]

@winter meadow super tommy

[trail isle]

hi xrt

[jaunty garnet]

hi

[trail isle]

hru

[jaunty garnet]

idk

[fossil citrus]

Interesting

[jaunty garnet]

???

wtf is that

[trail isle]

mysterious

[winter meadow]

Found a brand new in a box

[narrow crown]

i figured supertom had ended up in a psych ward by now

[untold helm]

Deck can do vita and psp

[winter meadow]

I got it for five bucks at the Goodwill

[thick tapir]

steam deck is big tho

[winter meadow]

And some random guy bought it one day and I just said the price randomly. I didn’t even know what it was worth.

[thick tapir]

hard to take places

[narrow crown]

doesnt matter if you look like a virgin with it in your hands

[winter meadow]

From all the information I could find there I guess less than 1000 in existence

[half compass]

seems like he has not

[winter meadow]

🤷‍♂️

[trail isle]

😭

[untold helm]

I got a 2011 iMac for $15 😛

[jaunty garnet]

did my profile update

[trail isle]

[thick tapir]

i only use my steam deck for pirating movies 😭

[untold helm]

Based?

[winter meadow]

https://www.ebay.ca/itm/125169852298

[narrow crown]

sorry but steam deck truly is a virginity machine :/ if u take that out in public ur fucked

[winter meadow]

But mine was in the box with everything

[jaunty garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[jaunty garnet]

what about the 3ds

[thick tapir]

what if you are in public except ur playing on the porch of ur rv?

[narrow crown]

if you have a 3ds you're cool and hot

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/boo-gif-8448326005648112434

[winter meadow]

Oh, I also have some vintage original Apple keyboard boxes, which are pretty cool

[narrow crown]

thats fine

[winter meadow]

They’re not really worth much but still pretty cool if you ever come across it

[trail isle]

3ds is absolutely a virginity machine

[untold helm]

If I take it out in public and I’m fucked that means I’m not a virgin then dumbass

[thick tapir]

i was gonna say that 😭

[polar python]

I bought a iphone 5 on ios 6 a while back for $20 i regret selling it

[trail isle]

any handheld video game console = virgin

[polar python]

Made a decent profit but rip

[narrow crown]

3dses are for beautiful tgirls

[thick tapir]

vita vro

[trail isle]

anything that isn’t a iphone 13 or newer = virgin

[jaunty garnet]

maybe i should use my 3ds.

[trail isle]

that includes all androids

[narrow crown]

real

[jaunty garnet]

what about nokia

[trail isle]

tgirl = virgin anyway

[trail isle]

virgin

[narrow crown]

tgirls get play??

[untold helm]

I lost my 3ds ☹️

[narrow crown]

i mean im not getting any action right now but at least im not a virgin

[polar python]

@desert cairn good news

[trail isle]

[clever bone]

me and my girlfriend : ha!

[trail isle]

ok jayy’s here bye

[untold helm]

ur girlfriend is a tgirl?

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1324785178639335465/1419139397726634166/togif.gif

[clever bone]

no

[thick tapir]

can we just ban bro 🥀

[narrow crown]

BASED

[untold helm]

TRUEEE

[clever bone]

i have a girlfriend

[jaunty garnet]

???

since when

[trail isle]

W

[thick tapir]

ur moving too fast young grasshopper

[winter meadow]

I also got lucky once and I a Compaq Portable 486

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-dandelion-cat-silly-kitty-she-was-a-fairy-gif-14702056371420778419

[clever bone]

why would i flex my girl to a discord of jb

[thick tapir]

drop her you are NOT getting into mit this way

[winter meadow]

Sold that for 800 bucks

[untold helm]

Snapchat filters don’t count

[trail isle]

i definitely believe you

[narrow crown]

ok time 2 rip my bong and watch lady and the tramp

[trail isle]

poor cate

[winter meadow]

It’s like it’s weird portable computer thing I never seen anything like it

[thick tapir]

leave this server so you have no distractions, leave your girl so you have no distractions, and go study so you can get into mit @clever bone

[jaunty garnet]

poor kate?

[winter meadow]

It folded in and stuff and you could carry it. It’s like a suitcase.🤣🤣

[trail isle]

interesting combination

[thick tapir]

go dedicate your life to your one goal

[narrow crown]

i love those cute dogs

[trail isle]

i am quite broke

[jaunty garnet]

a dollar declined for me a few weeks ago

you cant possibly be that broke

[thick tapir]

what

oh

like payment

[clever bone]

dude wo are you talking to 😭

androidsob

[polar python]

you

pay attention

[untold helm]

I was once 20 cents short

[jaunty garnet]

.

[thick tapir]

i was once 1 cent short

[winter meadow]

Ok I get it I’ll shut up

[thick tapir]

not

[trail isle]

both of my bank accounts have a balance of 0.00

[thick tapir]

actually i was 7 cents short one time ngl

[winter meadow]

My family is over for Thanksgiving and my sister and me don’t get along lol

[trail isle]

i spent literally every penny

[thick tapir]

get along itll make your parents happy

[jaunty garnet]

how the fuck

[thick tapir]

also thanksgiving in december?

[jaunty garnet]

@clever bone ???

[clever bone]

lol

[clever bone]

androidsob

[thick tapir]

what timeline is bro in

[trail isle]

i spent everything i had on christmas presents

[thick tapir]

TWIN

i only spent 280 🥱

[jaunty garnet]

just pirate vro

[polar python]

what did u get me

[thick tapir]

not everything

[trail isle]

pirate presents

[winter meadow]

Speaking of Christmas, do we enjoy giving people presents or do we feel obligated? We have to

[jaunty garnet]

theft

[trail isle]

i got you uhhhhhhhhhhh

[thick tapir]

how do i shower if my water is out

[trail isle]

ummmmmmmm

[clever bone]

what u get me

[jaunty garnet]

do not shower

[clever bone]

i want a sayo device

[jaunty garnet]

dangerous.

[untold helm]

A mute

[thick tapir]

i dont care what i do if my money its just an object yk?

[trail isle]

i have never shoplifted in my life

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424605338593656865/1453172230451232870/watermark.gif

[polar python]

hey you’re required to buy all honorary members a gift for christmas it’s a new rule and offenders will be permanently banned

[thick tapir]

like ill make it back and its once a year yk?

[trail isle]

oh really

[jaunty garnet]

where re my mixer tracks

[thick tapir]

me neither

ive stolen from the government before

[clever bone]

[wide]

[trail isle]

what

[polar python]

based

[winter meadow]

Man, sometimes I get overwhelmed with all the products and stuff that’s out there in the world

[desert cairn]

Great thing to say on discord

[winter meadow]

I feel like I want it all

lol

[clever bone]

i have

but once

[thick tapir]

i stole candy from the school concession stand 🥱

[jaunty garnet]

???

[clever bone]

it was during my lowkey edgar phase

[trail isle]

i had assumed so

[polar python]

im stealing your keto plus profits

[clever bone]

i stole gum

[thick tapir]

do not report me to the fbi

[desert cairn]

Hey what

[polar python]

and not filing taxes on them

[trail isle]

wow so daring

[untold helm]

@clever bone is it the girl you 🎁🎁 to

[thick tapir]

i know

[desert cairn]

You'll get the keto+ money in 25 months

[trail isle]

gn

[winter meadow]

I stole all the VIP passes from this little rave concert when I was younger, and I gave it all to all my friends

[thick tapir]

😭

[winter meadow]

That’s probably the worst thing I’ve done

[thick tapir]

????

naughty kitten

bad kitten

[gusty gulch]

based

[winter meadow]

And I did it because they wouldn’t let me in so I had to sneak in

[clever bone]

nah i blocked her lol she tried to follow me back

[polar python]

shut up

[thick tapir]

unblock her

[clever bone]

abuse

[gusty gulch]

make me

[clever bone]

no

[winter meadow]

Do you guys ever do things out of spite?

[clever bone]

shes lowkey ugluy

[trail isle]

hey sorry for leading you on but i’m already talking to someone else 😓

[clever bone]

ion why i even talked to her i was just trying to be nice lol

[winter meadow]

That’s crazy. You have to try to be nice.

[gusty gulch]

@polar python hey sorry for leading you on but i’m already talking to someone else 😓

[polar python]

talk to these nuts loser

[winter meadow]

Why can’t you just be nice? Why do you have to try? lol

[clever bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1447097764206084166/ScreenRecording_11-29-2025_18-06-48_1.gif

[thick tapir]

thats all u care about in a girl ❓

[clever bone]

yes?

[jaunty garnet]

???

[thick tapir]

you found the one who wanted u like that and left her cuz you think shes ugly ❓

[polar python]

smartest mit student

[jaunty garnet]

fumbled

[thick tapir]

vro ruined his one chance

[jaunty garnet]

literally

[thick tapir]

jayy for preisdent

[jaunty garnet]

is that kirk

[thick tapir]

mit class president

[polar python]

no that’s jayy

[winter meadow]

That’s crazy somebody sniped him

That’s like presidential kind of stuff lol

[clever bone]

first of all

we no interest

she was jsut a basic latina

[jaunty garnet]

bro

[clever bone]

LMAOOOOOO @jaunty garnet

[desert cairn]

type shit lowkey

[clever bone]

androidsob

[jaunty garnet]

saw it.

[clever bone]

LMAO IM DEAD

[polar python]

keto;snipe @regal moss

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Hi

[untold helm]

Bro u fumble so fucking badly

[jaunty garnet]

shit

[desert cairn]

Hi

[polar python]

@desert cairn Hi

[untold helm]

Ur the one who glazes Latinas and once you get a chance your like “nah”????

[jaunty garnet]

he cares more about feet

[velvet zenith]

I think everything works now i just need to strip the responses and make the ui work

[jaunty garnet]

i think,

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Did you dm her yet

[polar python]

I think everything works now i just need to strip the responses and make the ui work

[clever bone]

uh no

[winter meadow]

What’s crazy? Is this young generation they’re not afraid to get down

[desert cairn]

When are you stripping her

[clever bone]

i like emo girls

[velvet zenith]

No

[velvet zenith]

In my dreams

[clever bone]

WHAT???

[winter meadow]

Girls?

[jaunty garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-altgirl-sleep-gif-13947022423347020853

[untold helm]

Same bro but I take what I can get

Greedy ass

[winter meadow]

What about women?

[clever bone]

yeah i dont

[jaunty garnet]

biblical level greed

[clever bone]

i meant my girl at an actual emo place, a screamo band shit

[chilly bear]

who doesn't really

[winter meadow]

When you think of the word girls, what’s the age that comes to mind?

[thick tapir]

@clever bone which mit are you even going to? Manukau Institute of Technology? Maharashtra Institute of Technology? Melbourne Institute of Technology? Mody Institute of Technology? Misamis Institute of Technology? Muntinlupa Institute of Technology? Metro Institute of Technology? Manipur Institute of Technology? Manila Institute of Technology? Myanmar Institute of Theology? Michigan Institute of Technology? Meiho Institute of Technology?

[winter meadow]

Versus when you think of the word woman

[clever bone]

feet

[untold helm]

MIT license

[winter meadow]

See that kind of mentality that gets you on an island

[clever bone]

LMAO i didnt even read the message I JUST said feet

[winter meadow]

Well, I was just responding and he says he likes emo girls

I just kind of found out odd statement

[clever bone]

uh

okay guys enough playing around

[alpine chasm]

I will laugh so much if they don't get admitted to MIT being so obsessed with it

[jaunty garnet]

who tf just got warned

[thick tapir]

me

for slurs

[clever bone]

@inland rock

[polar python]

@desert cairn ai piss scanner has keto support

[clever bone]

bro called me in thrid person

[thick tapir]

why are we scanning our piss

[untold helm]

██████ ███ ███

[inland rock]

?

[thick tapir]

i thought we only had shit scanners

[jaunty garnet]

██████jayy██████

[alpine chasm]

Idk I'm avoiding assuming people's genders

[acoustic plaza]

Ap stain files

[winter meadow]

You know, I think people are fascinated with this island stuff

[thick tapir]

i assume everyones gender

[alpine chasm]

Skill issue just do || this || it's not that complicated

[acoustic plaza]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1450676710965117121/watermark.gif

[clever bone]

bro if u miss gender me im going to KILL YOU brooooooo /s

[thick tapir]

bro if u miss gender me im going to KILL YOU brooooooo /s

[alpine chasm]

Do not do that

[untold helm]

We don’t have spoilers????

[alpine chasm]

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1315473140209553408/caption.gif

[clever bone]

@alpine chasm its ok i resepct u i always do that 2

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-atm-machine-atm-atm-glitching-meme-gif-8853468555615782022

[green bramble]

Now playing - jayy

Emo Hiss Baby<3

Sellasouls • #HISSGOD#THEGLEAMINGHEART

74103 total scrobbles

[winter meadow]

Wow

[clever bone]

this song is so good

[winter meadow]

You guys are like Russian election hackers

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Fuck marry kill

Scarlett overkill

The mom from gumball

Raven from teen titans go

[jaunty garnet]

???

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Hey fatty

[winter meadow]

You guys probably know how to get into the matrix and stuff, huh?

[thick tapir]

yes

[jaunty garnet]

wtf are you talking about

[thick tapir]

andrew tate

matrix

[clever bone]

LMAO

[chilly bear]

you already said this

what

.

[winter meadow]

Yeah, like the movie

[polar python]

jayy hasn’t escaped the matrix yet

[acoustic plaza]

golden golden golden golden

[jaunty garnet]

they generated 10k ai images earlier

[acoustic plaza]

I have issues in my colon

[jaunty garnet]

they are probably chatgpt.

[acoustic plaza]

🤣

[chilly bear]

ok

[winter meadow]

You guys just don’t know what you’re talking about

[chilly bear]

hi

[jagged turret]

Queen reference

[winter meadow]

10,000 images isn’t a lot

[acoustic plaza]

shut up.

[polar python]

keto users be like

[winter meadow]

I mean, if you’re not into it, it may seem like it’s a lot

But if it’s like a hobby or something, that’s nothing

[wary badge]

Merry christmas @chilly bear

[clever bone]

REAL

[velvet zenith]

have u tried investing in your own local storage server so youre not constantly filling up the storage on your 64gb ipad

[acoustic plaza]

That’s kinda pathetic

[polar python]

Did you get me a gift

[wary badge]

Im coming to california tomorrow ill deliver it personally

[clever bone]

oh ok

[wary badge]

[polar python]

[jaunty garnet]

[polar python]

bros flying in on christmas day

[velvet zenith]

@polar python Can i have a band

[clever bone]

@polar python u from cali?

[polar python]

no

[winter meadow]

AI creates about 34 million images every single day

[clever bone]

lets meet up one day

[polar python]

oh no

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[wary badge]

I love boeing 787 dreamliners

[trail isle]

https://youtu.be/Am0jSTDd58E?si=oW3ZNBnfgBh-CqjQ

[velvet zenith]

@polar python If i flew to your house would you let me stay

[trail isle]

that’s just a pixel fold

[polar python]

absolutely not

[untold helm]

Jayy is the type of guy who wants a goth girl who calls him a good boy

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[acoustic plaza]

misinformation MODS BAN

[jaunty garnet]

who doesnt though

[velvet zenith]

Can you share your fitness data with me twin

[polar python]

i did

[wary badge]

Bruh we all want ts stop cappin

[velvet zenith]

Can u share it again

[wary badge]

Jayy is insane but

[desert cairn]

fr

[acoustic plaza]

Jay is weird and sad

[untold helm]

True

[velvet zenith]

Its gone

[untold helm]

I can’t be talking

[trail isle]

fpt is an extremely reliable source rn

[clever bone]

Always off it mentally, say nun' to me, Sellasouls, hiss god, supreme king
Evil hero, shawty want a villain, I will be her evil hero
Entity in my rose heart but shawty, I can't feel at all
Thorns on these notes, voice sharp, sanctuary of dusk
It's misty and your essence is a must, give in to my wickеd cusp

[jaunty garnet]

judgement free space

or something

[desert cairn]

He doesn't move all day dude

[clever bone]

ur a idiot for calling em goth

[jagged turret]

I haven't taken linear algebra yet

[velvet zenith]

How are you at 567

[green sequoia]

merry chrysler guys

[winter meadow]

follows:
• In a 30-day month: 1,020,000,000 images (1.02 billion)

[acoustic plaza]

Free judgement space

[desert cairn]

67

[trail isle]

i want to become a goth girl

[jaunty garnet]

true

67

[chilly bear]

hello jef everything is yellow

[velvet zenith]

Can you update my contact to use my apple id photo

[polar python]

hey i went to target and then olive garden

[untold helm]

I never said I don’t

[velvet zenith]

Stupid restart

[clever bone]

DNI with them they generate 10k AI images per month and even do AI anime girls with big boobs

[untold helm]

Same

[chilly bear]

?

[trail isle]

🏳️‍⚧️

[polar python]

lowkey i forget i own an apple watch

[jagged turret]

What

[desert cairn]

It might be like 540 I wasn't able to get the treadmill stats accurate because I had to run out of the gym because my mom was having a panic attack in the parking lot

Eventful Christmas Eve

[jaunty garnet]

i dont have the ability to say this

too dangerous

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[desert cairn]

Half of it was spent in a hospital

[trail isle]

what

[velvet zenith]

Did you drive

[polar python]

What happened

[clever bone]

Just come to me with all your lust, basic bitches I do not trust
Dyed hair with your emo bangs, I will simp for you

[jagged turret]

@winter meadow do you generate 10k AI images per month and even do AI anime girls with big boobs

[jaunty garnet]

They are watching.

or something\

[winter meadow]

But the more I’m learning about all the water waste and all the resources that go into this stuff

[velvet zenith]

Think his mom was having a panic attack

[trail isle]

mossad

[clever bone]

yes they do

[untold helm]

The masculine urge to become a goth hello kitty girl

[winter meadow]

The more I don’t try to use it

[desert cairn]

No I had to call an ambulance because I only have a permit

[winter meadow]

But I’m addicted. I’ll be honest.

[jaunty garnet]

gooner

[winter meadow]

At this point, I can’t help it. It’s embarrassing to say.

[alpine spoke]

Should I keep or sell Macbook Air M4 box

[velvet zenith]

Ts guy just paid 10k for an ambulance

[trail isle]

the feminine urge to do the same

[polar python]

U go to the hospital for that?

[velvet zenith]

no

[jaunty garnet]

keep

if its just the box

[desert cairn]

We have top tier insurance bro

[jaunty garnet]

no point in selling the box

[wary badge]

@polar python can u vibecode an offline storage function for omni for me rn

[velvet zenith]

ive never been to the hospital i just be thuggin it out lowkey

[wary badge]

I need to watch game of thrones on the plane

[jaunty garnet]

white monster

[polar python]

download with infus

[wary badge]

Is that possible

[polar python]

copy url from omni

[desert cairn]

Not usually but she couldn't move her hands at all and was in pain so I couldn't really do anything

[wary badge]

Sickkk

[clever bone]

@jagged turret look at his photo ablum

[polar python]

ask the texas guy

[trail isle]

2nd best flavour

[jaunty garnet]

???

[winter meadow]

Bro, that’s nothing

[wary badge]

Texan man has family hes prob doing din

[polar python]

hope she gets better twin

[jaunty garnet]

is the pink one the best then

[wary badge]

Meh lets spam omni and see if he comes around

[trail isle]

ultra rosa is the best

[velvet zenith]

I mean nobody really cares that u have a permit if ur having an emergency

And u probably drive better than 90% of the population anyways

So you wouldnt have been pulled over

[polar python]

maxine vs nebula drive off

who crashes first

[winter meadow]

I used to be a delivery driver before Amazon had their delivery services we got subcontracted out

[velvet zenith]

i be doing some restarted shit sometimes but never in front of a cop

[jagged turret]

nebula wouldn't even crash

not a competition

[winter meadow]

And we had routes which we would do by ZIP Codes

[clever bone]

same

i can drive

[thick tapir]

maxine

[velvet zenith]

Though if you are speeding you should not brake

[winter meadow]

An officer on the ZIP Code I was at he was a little big and overweight and all he did was sleep and I always seen him pull over on the side of the road is sleeping

[polar python]

don’t

[thick tapir]

shes gonna hit a curb within 3 months

[velvet zenith]

You should coast instead

[jagged turret]

you would crash into the MIT building

[desert cairn]

If we didn't have good insurance I would've

[thick tapir]

nobody cares anyways

[clever bone]

im pulling up my fucking videos on my phone BITFCHF

[jagged turret]

What if a grandma jumps in front of the car