general

[slim nova]

is that an iPhone

[terse dome]

no

what iphone looks like that

[slim nova]

Idk

[chilly bear]

that one

[slim nova]

haven't used iPhone for a long time

[chilly bear]

[haughty sundial]

hmm

im probably better off using trade-in credit at GameStop

[slim nova]

ur name is so true

[haughty sundial]

@terse dome lmao I was like “if I bring the ps4 will you play it” my bf was like “i want it but I feel guilty like I’m wasting time while playing games”

and then he thought for a second and said “but I don’t feel guilty with kdramas, so”

[crisp saffron]

time to hit him with the last of us

[dense comet]

Tlou goat

[worthy garden]

What’s a iphone

[clever bone]

my body is so sore

[silk viper]

Bro jailbroke his guitar

[haughty sundial]

I cannot wait

[haughty sundial]

masayoshi takanaka

[atomic yarrow]

Is this server dead

Or not really

[midnight verge]

@split nimbus

[clever bone]

lwokeuy

[atomic yarrow]

You what???

Ah ok i think i get it now

Lowkey?

I still see 52 boosts on tha server

But nobody is typing anything

[clever bone]

cuz its night

[atomic yarrow]

Do you mean for some

Right?

I don't see no no-lifes like xrt and meighler

Sign that that the server might be in decline indeed

[crisp saffron]

look at the time dawg

it's always dead at this time

[manic tulip]

Well would you look at the time

(Nothing o clock)

[versed sun]

I ask ChatGPT if the item is good enough it said reasons and why it’s not a good replacement then I ask it for recommendations then it recommends the thing which wasn’t good enough

[haughty sundial]

how many times has jailbreak discord supposedly been in decline

[clever bone]

I guess

[clever bone]

A while

[crisp saffron]

Uhm it currently is

that's aarons fault tho

artifical member boost

[haughty sundial]

I mean okay fair that and uh

you know

the current state of the scene

bro back in 2018 people were convinced we were power hungry moderators

[clever bone]

Doesn’t mean anything

[versed sun]

Idk why it tells me the speaker isn’t good enough then I ask for something it sends me the same speaker replacement that just said wasn’t good enough

[clever bone]

@haughty sundial yo how do like

Be on mu pc at night

[crisp saffron]

well uh

let me tell you

@haughty sundial if they still checked retention and shit like that for partner

we would not be partnered anymore

[clever bone]

God bro I want to play vn games so bad at like 4am

[atomic yarrow]

What happened with all the drama involving Discord and the feds?

Did they actually took control over it?

[haughty sundial]

Huh

[haughty sundial]

no…?

[atomic yarrow]

I didn't follow up

[haughty sundial]

@crisp saffron btw happy to report that I still make extremely opinionated design decisions

[crisp saffron]

in the era of liquid glass everyone has an opinion

[haughty sundial]

such as: I won’t settle for a recreation of the calendar dock tile in my launchpad clone

no, I load the actual dock tile

[winter meadow]

@limber temple happy birthday

[haughty sundial]

@crisp saffron I wish I could show you what I do for work now 😭

it’s pretty cool

but they said not to describe it

[crisp saffron]

wtf

[clever bone]

my hair is so chopped

[clever bone]

how do i turn off rgb

[worthy garden]

@limber temple happy birthday

[crisp saffron]

@ashen basin this looks fucking incredible

my god they need to patch switch 1 games to use docked or 1080p at least

[clever bone]

@crisp saffron how can i make my pc quiter

[ashen basin]

BRO FR

[crisp saffron]

performance mode looks like ass </3

[ashen basin]

Like fuck this is a switch 2

[crisp saffron]

gonna have to dl on my pc again to get comparison shots

[slim nova]

My Google Pixel is a really good handwarmer at winter

[jagged turret]

accurate

the only conditions in which it doesn't thermal throttle

[ashen basin]

I can def see why this was a launch title

I’ve never played it and omg I love futuristic gta

[slim nova]

fr

[crisp saffron]

vibrations are really nice on this game too

might be better than nintendos first party implementations tbh

[clever bone]

@jagged turret bro

my pc so loud

[rich dune]

check running processes, autotun etc

[clever bone]

wtf bro my pc is so loud bruh

fuck

FUCK I GORGOT MY BROTHER

[rich dune]

.
clean your pc

[clever bone]

HAS THE

[rich dune]

etc

[clever bone]

Bro no

[rich dune]

yes

[clever bone]

My brother has my wireless earbuds

😥

How am I going to watch videos

[rich dune]

go wired

[clever bone]

Bro

My port is ass

[rich dune]

speakers

[clever bone]

it keeps disconnecting

It’s late

Also

My family wouldn’t like that

Yknow

God bro

I just want

A laptop

A MacBook

[candid spear]

how do i force restart roothide

[rich dune]

Keep it at <25 volume

[rich dune]

!t reboot

[fervent dove]

Hey @candid spear, have a look at this!

reboot

This will force reboot the device. For normal rebooting instructions, see the normalreboot tag.

iPhone 8 or newer (including all notched devices, iPhone SE 2020 and newer):

• Press and release volume up
• Press and release volume down
• Press and hold the side button for 10-20 seconds until the Apple logo appears

iPhone 7:

• Press and hold the volume down and power buttons for 10-20 seconds until the Apple logo appears

iPhone 6S/SE 2016/iPad 8th or older:

• Press and hold the home and power buttons for 10-20 seconds until the Apple logo appears

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 2,142 times · Mar 14, 2021, 7:51 PM

[clever bone]

Bro

It’s videos that shouldn’t be played out loud

[rich dune]

re

[clever bone]

Bro I need a MacBook

With like 2tb of storage

[winter meadow]

why

[clever bone]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[clever bone]

Idk

Just so I can be on my build

And my parents won’t go on my room cuz my pc is so fucking loud

[winter meadow]

will u play gd there

[clever bone]

sure

[winter meadow]

on macbook

[clever bone]

@winter meadow bro

[winter meadow]

what

[clever bone]

I almost fluked mine circles

nine

[winter meadow]

nice

i saw u played yesterday

[clever bone]

we should play online

A easy demon

[winter meadow]

globed?

[clever bone]

Yeah

Trmw morning

[winter meadow]

bro idk

[clever bone]

why

[winter meadow]

i suck at gd rn

[clever bone]

bro we’re

Closer at skill range then you think

[winter meadow]

what is ur best on nine circles

[clever bone]

96 ::

Fluke from 53

I have bad nerves

[winter meadow]

yeah my best is like

[clever bone]

Since then I’ve lost a lot at the end line 3 times

[winter meadow]

i didn't even reach ship

never

[clever bone]

bro ur joking

How many attempts

I only had like

400?

Ehh 500

[winter meadow]

im not

[high meteor]

hai guys!!!!

[patent crest]

I go bed

Gn frens

[winter meadow]

hello

[winter meadow]

gn

[high meteor]

gn!!!!

[coarse wedge]

jesus…

ive just been informed that vince zampella is dead

[low mortar]

LMFAO

[ashen basin]

horny ass cop wtf

[atomic yarrow]

Can i report to someone in here that the AutoVPN tweak is somehow denying me the service even though i already purchased the tweak?

I don't really know the logic checks the tweak is doing, but i believe that is denial of service indeed.

I believe It's either the tweak or havoc 🤷‍♂️

[midnight verge]

Goated game

[clever bone]

Hollow knight sucks

Dude

All games suck tbh

[ashen basin]

It’s so good

[atomic yarrow]

True

[midnight verge]

Ima platnium it one day fr

[ashen basin]

I haven’t played until now but I’ve seen my old roommate play it

[midnight verge]

Bro the world is so pretty

[ashen basin]

FR

[midnight verge]

I can walk around the city for hours just looking around

And I did

[ashen basin]

game looks crazy on a switch 2

[midnight verge]

Cant believe it runs on a switch😭

Mfs gotta port it to iphone atp

[ashen basin]

It’s 30fps tbf

[midnight verge]

Still

[atomic yarrow]

Why is everyone here like 5 year olds

[ruby copper]

@midnight verge Gm

[midnight verge]

Everyone was fine with 30 fps during xbox 360 and ps4 ra

Era

For an open world game its chill

[midnight verge]

Hola

[clever bone]

Hey

Guys

[ruby copper]

Probably the tweak, if havoc lets you download the tweak then havoc acknowledges you paid for it and own it

[ruby copper]

Not sure where you would report this, try sending an email to the havoc team

[tall berry]

Hi! Can anybody bypass an iCloud Lock on iPhone 13 mini?

[sly sun]

How do I save the blobs on my iOS 13 iPhone 8 Plus

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[atomic yarrow]

I was able to finally get it to work

Thank you.

[carmine elk]

ccp is so peak

[midnight verge]

This is true

[manic tulip]

Bnuny

[carmine elk]

brown gubby

[low mortar]

bunny!

is this your bunny?

[frosty grail]

ya

[low mortar]

omg!!!

moderator bunny!

[frosty grail]

he's always plotting destruction

[low mortar]

can you ask him his opinion on pronouns

[frosty grail]

he said about 37 and a half slurs I'm not sure I should repeat them

[low mortar]

[signal flame]

Yo

[clever bone]

Yo

[tall berry]

how do i unlock it?

[frosty grail]

@low mortar @manic tulip

[fervent dove]

Hey @tall berry, have a look at this!

icloudbypass

Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.

If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support

If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support

How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support

If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 4,405 times · May 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[low mortar]

bnuy!!!

[tall berry]

ok

[low mortar]

hes got such big ears!!

[tall berry]

i understand

[frosty grail]

bunnies are a valid exploit for icloud bypass

[low mortar]

i need a bunny in my life

[frosty grail]

@manic tulip amys looking for icloud bypass via bunny exploit, ban her

[low mortar]

do you think your bunny would be any good at finding dead rats

[frosty grail]

no you need a cat for that

bunnies run on a fork of cat software with many alterations

[low mortar]

idk where to just acquire a cat though for this oepration

[midnight verge]

Do u have a video of ur bunny eating a carrot

[low mortar]

the smell of dead rat is just getting worse

[frosty grail]

interestingly carrots are far from a rabbits favorite treat

[midnight verge]

Whats their fav

[frosty grail]

the #1 favorite among rabbits are bananas

[midnight verge]

What

[fierce bay]

Alguem do brasil?

[midnight verge]

No way

Thats so random

[frosty grail]

they go crazy for bananas

[low mortar]

do you have a video

[midnight verge]

Cat nip of the bunny world?

[frosty grail]

non, but he did attack the bowl when we added apples and blueberries

[midnight verge]

Are bunnies even naturally found where bananas are grown?

[clever bone]

No idea

[midnight verge]

Bunnies arent in tropical regions right?

[clever bone]

Bro my brain is fried

[jagged turret]

Can the bunnies get to the bananas

They're in the trees

[midnight verge]

Its just weird that theyd like bananas its so random lmao

[frosty grail]

probably when bananas fall from trees

[clever bone]

Hey just to let you know will not be reacting to my messages again

[jagged turret]

who will not be reacting to your messages again

bros missing an article

[clever bone]

Hopefully I don’t replase

[frosty grail]

mr kirk

[low mortar]

lots of wild bunnies here and there is NOT wild banana here

[atomic yarrow]

Deploy the fatass bnuyy

[frosty grail]

some neck incident

[clever bone]

Sorry it’s 3am and I need to take my medication

[midnight verge]

How do u like ur bananas i like the bananas that arent fully ripe yet they usually have just a slight green tint on them

[jagged turret]

I need some ice cream recipes to make in my soft serve / slushie machine

I wonder how hard it is to recreate icee

[low mortar]

ice cream :3

[frosty grail]

ketchup and caramel

[atomic yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fatass-bunny-bunny-bnuy-bnuuy-fatass-bnuuy-gif-16010786464801524059

[clever bone]

My brain is fried

[low mortar]

ice cream would go so hard rn

[jagged turret]

Dir

Dir

Die

[jagged turret]

I have so much in the freezer from the supermarket

Haagen dazs mainly

[midnight verge]

Ice cream recipes for like a sunday?

[frosty grail]

chat does this count as ableism and death threats

[midnight verge]

Or making an ice cream flavour

[low mortar]

gir

[frosty grail]

reporting boba to the authorities

he is a fiend.

[low mortar]

you are the moderators

[frosty grail]

true

[jagged turret]

I wanna figure out how to make a blue raspberry icee. Although I've never had a real one so idk whether I like it. But I like blue raspberry on snow cones

[frosty grail]

killing boba

i made espresso ice cream the other day

[jagged turret]

The problem is I don't have access to an industrial/commercial food service supppy

[frosty grail]

but it was way too strong by accident

[jagged turret]

so I can't just go out and buy blue raspberry flavoring syrup

[midnight verge]

Gimmie Ill take it off ur hands

[frosty grail]

each serving had 5 teaspoons of coffee ground

[low mortar]

maybe coffee will fix me

[midnight verge]

Coffee will fix u trust

[frosty grail]

but it was so good

[midnight verge]

Ive been drinking it almost daily since I was 14 its the fix you need

[low mortar]

i havent had any caffeine in a few months

any at all

ive been avoiding it religiously

[midnight verge]

Why

[low mortar]

see if it helps my migraine frequency

[icy silo]

CapCut’s hidden year-end cash perk—ending soon, if you get it! https://www.capcut.com/tv2/ZSPWERY48/

[jagged turret]

Yo @frosty grail

Spammer

Go get em tiger

up and at em

up and adam

[low mortar]

you pinged the wrong moderators broski

[jagged turret]

no I didn't

I pinged the real one

[low mortar]

ok

[jagged turret]

bro you just got totally ragebaited

😂

[frosty grail]

ragebait pro max

[low mortar]

someone should actually ping mods at some point

[jagged turret]

@slate ermine @vivid rivet @bold drum

[low mortar]

@frosty grail I'm going to tap to add your pronouns

[jagged turret]

I pinged some mods

[frosty grail]

theyre only ever present when someone makes a filter bypass

[frosty grail]

fuck

[jagged turret]

How hard is it to.make yiramisu

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1391035167396728993/1391035541356548279/girlcox.gif

[frosty grail]

about 5

[jagged turret]

5 meters per second? Or volts per gram?

[midnight verge]

Its not that bad

[frosty grail]

yes

[midnight verge]

Esp if u buy the cookies pre made

[jagged turret]

kilogram seconds

[jagged turret]

cookies?????

[frosty grail]

tiramisus hella easy to make, just everyones dumb as hell

[midnight verge]

Yea

[jagged turret]

don't you use ladyfingers

[midnight verge]

U soak them in coffee

[low mortar]

mrhdml can you provide tech support

[midnight verge]

Yea that what I meant my fault

[jagged turret]

Oh

[clever bone]

REAL

[midnight verge]

It just falls under cookies for me lmao

[jagged turret]

can you make them with crunchy cookies

[frosty grail]

get ladyfingers, dip them in a mix of instant espresso, cognac, grand marnier and baileys

[jagged turret]

I wonder how that would be

[midnight verge]

Make cheesecake

[low mortar]

you like 15 tf you mean

[clever bone]

I wish I could teleport

[jagged turret]

I want to learn to cook and bake some stuff

[midnight verge]

Mmmmmmm cheese cake

[clever bone]

What

[jagged turret]

cheesecake is good

Apparently we're gonna have a cheesecake factory location opening soon

[clever bone]

Damn, can I come?

[clever bone]

I meant real like true

[midnight verge]

Wish I had s chance to try that place when I lived in the states

[frosty grail]

making cheesecake is so easy

[jagged turret]

It's cheaper to buy cheesecake from costco

[primal stirrup]

keeps saying command not found trying to use terminal?

[jagged turret]

but its so big and I've never tried it to know if its good

[low mortar]

everything is cheaper from costco

[low mortar]

what command are you trying to use

[frosty grail]

the crust they use is terrible

[jagged turret]

try a better command

[frosty grail]

the cheesecakes good but like

[jagged turret]

wtf

[frosty grail]

the actual crust is cardboard flavor

i hate it

[jagged turret]

what do you think of cheesecake factory cheesecake

[frosty grail]

step up

[midnight verge]

That circular packaging with the mixed flavors I love that tiing

[primal stirrup]

sudo systemctl stop usbmuxd

[midnight verge]

Thing

[clever bone]

Ayo?

[low mortar]

I read this as carbon flavoured and got really confused because everything to an extent is carbon flavoured

[frosty grail]

even dead humans

[jagged turret]

especially so

[terse dome]

naming every food carbon flavored and making the price 2x

[jagged turret]

or so they say

[low mortar]

what system are you on

[frosty grail]

live reaction

[terse dome]

true

[primal stirrup]

windows?

[jagged turret]

POV alpine Linux where you have no sudo and no systemd

oh even worse

[terse dome]

if the product their name is based on is bad whats the point

[low mortar]

yeah ur not gonna have systemctl on windows

[terse dome]

.

[jagged turret]

Its not bad I don't think

[frosty grail]

in another timeline i either started a cooking channel or opened a restaurant/bakery

[low mortar]

why not now

[frosty grail]

shits fun as hell

[low mortar]

wait you can be on the new gordan ramsay show

holy shit

[frosty grail]

i have a full time job

that im not leaving

[low mortar]

no time like the present though

[frosty grail]

i intend to stay with them until i am 70

[jagged turret]

I have an idea for a cooking channel, where I go full engineer and document myself learning how to cook from scratch

[low mortar]

real

[jagged turret]

if you think about it cooking and baking are engineering

Well if you keep track of recipes at least

[frosty grail]

boba bonding atoms together

[crimson fjord]

bruh why is there no food

fml

[jagged turret]

That's how it works

[frosty grail]

famine moment

[midnight verge]

I think people over complicate cooking

[frosty grail]

very much so

[low mortar]

my christmas dinner plans is just "ready meal curry i bought"

[frosty grail]

baking is a science

[vital knoll]

let's goooo

fnaf2 is out

[frosty grail]

but cooking is very easy

very forgiving

[clever bone]

My family for this Christmas is going to the Costco food court

[jagged turret]

baking is cooler but I've never had any very rigorous chemistry classes

[midnight verge]

The most important part is fenesse and u can basically cook whatever without worrying

Imo

[jagged turret]

So I am trying to fill in the gaps

I start with my ice cream machine

[crimson fjord]

my christmas dinner plans are sit in my room while my family has dinner

[low mortar]

thats pretty based

[vital knoll]

literally. cooking is much more go with the flow. baking is very exact

[low mortar]

ive got the house to myself for the next week and a half

so im just chilling

[midnight verge]

Did u know u can make ice cream in about 5 mins without any special tools

[clever bone]

Wish I could too

bro

[jagged turret]

what do you mean

[midnight verge]

Ill find the video

[clever bone]

I lowkey feel bad about the present girl

[jagged turret]

What abomination am I about to see

[low mortar]

ok so the strat is get a job and be able to afford to pay rent

[clever bone]

I remember she sent me another follow and I just blocked her 😭

[low mortar]

and be able to move out

[crimson fjord]

unfortunately i need to eat

[clever bone]

Yeah

[crimson fjord]

im pretty underweight asw

[clever bone]

well

[midnight verge]

https://youtu.be/_Zt1EuIEhvw?si=0eZg9O_w64biXN_0

[clever bone]

Idk it’s cuz

In Mexico like the Mexican culture is u move out when u married

lmao

[midnight verge]

No abomination its literally an ice cream recipe

[low mortar]

my weight fluctuates so bad

[clever bone]

I’ve always been a stick

[low mortar]

I can correlate my weight directly to stress

[jagged turret]

Bro I am not building an ice cream machine at 1:00 what is this

[clever bone]

I take a chill pill (Green Xanax bar) to reduce stress

[midnight verge]

Its 2 zip lock bags relax

[clever bone]

It’s probably just a stupid ai bug

[jagged turret]

Look at the third chapter

title

[midnight verge]

Just watch the video

[clever bone]

No?

[midnight verge]

Tiktok brain

[jagged turret]

bro

[midnight verge]

Its like 4 mins long

[jagged turret]

I am trying to make a joke

[clever bone]

Hey man we can use bigger words then that

[jagged turret]

do you have humor

[low mortar]

I have pain killers that can completely knock me out and make me not care about the world but then I just wake up more stressed because I missed time I should have been working

[jagged turret]

I think we've done this before any ways

[low mortar]

delaying the problem is not helpful

[midnight verge]

No

[jagged turret]

But I will continue watching

[clever bone]

Why do you take such hard pills

[clever bone]

Do you have any type of humor*

[low mortar]

because im in a lot of pain quite frequently

[clever bone]

Physical?

[jagged turret]

I don't like it

[low mortar]

yes

[jagged turret]

But maybe that's because of my precomposed opinoons

[clever bone]

Dang what type of pain

[midnight verge]

U dont like the method?

[clever bone]

@jagged turret I use galaxy gas for my ice cream

[primal stirrup]

@low mortar any idea what the issue is?

[clever bone]

??????

[low mortar]

you're trying to run systemd commands on windows

[midnight verge]

?

https://tenor.com/view/huh-dog-hug-dog-question-mark-dog-question-mark-gif-14144426802562365039

[low mortar]

chronic migraines

[midnight verge]

Windows with systemd would fix my life

[clever bone]

Damn that sucks

[primal stirrup]

how do i fix it

[clever bone]

I had a mini migraine and I could barley play brawl stars

[jagged turret]

I'm.gonna plug in the recipe I used previously into an ice cream calculator

[clever bone]

barely

[low mortar]

what are you trying to do

like im really confused

[clever bone]

Same

Fuck

I hate that

[low mortar]

tf is a mini migraine

[clever bone]

I can’t wake up to an alarm

[primal stirrup]

trying to install paalerain

[clever bone]

Migraine that isn’t at full power of pain

[low mortar]

where did it hurt

[frosty grail]

ourgraine

[clever bone]

Forehead and light

But it

Hurt it

[low mortar]

both sides of ur head or just one side

[clever bone]

Idk brh it was a while ago

[clever bone]

Idk

I think 2

[low mortar]

thats just a headache my guy

[clever bone]

idk

This happened months ago

[low mortar]

REAL

[jagged turret]

Can I assume heavy cream to have the same density as water

Idk if I am calculating this right

[tame rock]

The minceraft server…

Oh wait

I’m member pro

I thought I wasn’t

[midnight verge]

Mannnn just toss that shit in there put the amount that feels right

https://tenor.com/view/pov-ice-cream-cone-ice-cream-cat-ice-cream-cat-gif-23109024

Boba when ice cream made

[jagged turret]

I love the internet

[jagged turret]

Its baking though

[midnight verge]

Shits harder than linux tf

[midnight verge]

Ik perfect measurements dont matter tho imo

As long as its the rightish amount

[clever bone]

How do people get so much WiFi per month?

like they be torrenting like big ass Giles

Files

Like how is there isp letting them use so much WiFi

[manic tulip]

They have enough money to pay for a not metered connection?

[clever bone]

How much is it

[manic tulip]

Idk

Prices vary everywhere

[clever bone]

In USA west

[midnight verge]

Metered connections are a scam

[tame rock]

Hydrate there is a person asking for piracy in #jailbreak

[red hinge]

showerless

bro baking is so damn easy

i don't even have to measure anything and it comes out perfect every fucking time

[midnight verge]

^ exactly my point

[clever bone]

?

[tame rock]

I mean #jailbreak sorry this person just keeps pinging me

It’s getting really tiring

[clever bone]

Dw I told him to stop

[glacial valve]

@manic tulip gm

[clever bone]

Seemed like he did

[low mortar]

gm

@glacial valve

i meant toreply

[clever bone]

@low mortar my back hurts

[low mortar]

howd you manage that

ur 15 youre not meant to unlock the back pain debuff till 25

[clever bone]

I was doing hard labor

[glacial valve]

gm

!!

[clever bone]

Land scraping

My back deadass hurts

It’s from the shovel

[glacial valve]

My desktop chair is starting to hurt my back big time

I'm so cooked

[low mortar]

get a better chair

future you will thank you

[glacial valve]

fr

[low mortar]

a good chair will change your life

[clever bone]

I’m going to die @low mortar

[low mortar]

thats a lil extreme

[glacial valve]

Bro doesn't know real pain

[clever bone]

No like literally I am going to die

[low mortar]

well we all are eventually

[clever bone]

we’re all going to die

[tame rock]

I’m sick of the pirate in #jailbreak constantly asking dumb questions

[clever bone]

Block em

[glacial valve]

go to sleep @clever bone

😭

[clever bone]

@low mortar I have the power to know everyone will die one day

[tame rock]

Good point

[clever bone]

I have the best mental health

[glacial valve]

happy birthday @limber temple

[clever bone]

Nothing can effect me

Dang bro I’m tired

But if I sleep rn

I’m going to wake up at like 2-3pm

Not ideal

[red hinge]

this is the one im currently using

works

[low mortar]

i need to get me an aeron

[clever bone]

Damn bro my back hurts so much brh

[low mortar]

take an ibuprofen

its not that deep

[glacial valve]

how ibuprofen works is fun

and kinda smart too

[low mortar]

yeah

[clever bone]

I don’t want autism

[low mortar]

wut

[glacial valve]

that's not tylenol

@desert cairn don't forget your tylenol bro

[clever bone]

Ngl fuck nebula

He keeps on making fun of me for being poor

[low mortar]

neither paracetamol nor ibuprofen cause autism 😭

[clever bone]

@low mortar you know what’s my fantasy

[glacial valve]

just make fun of him back

[fallen pelican]

FUCK YES IM ON TILLS

[glacial valve]

he's the original poor

[clever bone]

I wish I could be like a god

like

[flat mulch]

iPhone 16 isn't on iOS 15 😂😂

[glacial valve]

go to sleep

please

[clever bone]

I wish I could like experience multiple life’s

Like

[low mortar]

@glacial valve can you buy stupid quantities of ibuprofen in france

[clever bone]

If I was a gangster

If I was online all the time

[glacial valve]

I have no idea, my health isn't that cooked

[clever bone]

If I was a basketball player

If the world was diff

[low mortar]

i bought a 500 tub in the us and ive already used half of it

[clever bone]

god

I would love that power

[glacial valve]

The customs let that slide ?

[low mortar]

dude i bought it in the airport

[glacial valve]

oh

😭

[low mortar]

i didnt even have to look hard

[clever bone]

I have made a sigil that signs me the 2nd world after I die

[low mortar]

like it comes in bottles of 30 or 500

[glacial valve]

Oh you're at the bottle level 💀

[clever bone]

https://tenor.com/view/demons-conjuration-key-of-solomon-gif-9963685

[glacial valve]

I never had ibuprofen, only paracetamol

[low mortar]

I had just landed after my 10 hour flight and I needed something

like

desparately

and i saw the ibuprofen and paracetamol and took probably too much

but it got me through my next flight

[glacial valve]

your liver when to take 4g of paracetamol:

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-hello-chat-roblox-falling-bottom-text-gif-21349658

[clever bone]

Don’t go

Wait for me to cast the spell

[low mortar]

i took 650mg / 1.5g

i think

[glacial valve]

yeah that's about right

I take 1g

[clever bone]

Jayy at 3am 💀

[clever bone]

@tame rock bruh he’s here now

[tame rock]

[glacial valve]

@low mortar btw are you still caffeine deprived ?

maybe not the best way to put it

[low mortar]

incredibly

[glacial valve]

😭

[clever bone]

All I ate today was a DQ blizzard, Mac and cheese, hot and spicy with a large iced coffee

xD

[low mortar]

i havent had any source of caffeine in

2 months now

[clever bone]

@low mortar try amp

[low mortar]

and tbh its mad no difference

[clever bone]

Or speed

Or adderall

[low mortar]

???

[glacial valve]

wtf

[flat mulch]

"Command Line Tools for Xcode 26.2" 😂😂😂😂😂

[low mortar]

made no difference to how many migraines i get *

I am considerably more tired

[tame rock]

Bro just saying shit like a schizophrenic

[clever bone]

I remember taking adderall right before a test

[glacial valve]

Tbf idk if monster ever did shit to me besides skyrocket my bp

[clever bone]

Holy fuck I was locked tf in

[glacial valve]

I'm getting AWU3

it should track my bp thankfully

[clever bone]

Monster makes me better with the spirts

[glacial valve]

oh

🧌

[low mortar]

but also

[glacial valve]

My cortisol is cooked

[low mortar]

I started new meds at the same time with a side effect of being more tied

so i dont know if im more tired because of that

or the no caffeine

[dry monolith]

i love seeing rich celebrities not using the latest phone because it’s just normal not to upgrade

[clever bone]

@low mortar don’t they have a method problem in euro now

[low mortar]

I'm probably just going to keep avoiding caffeine though

[glacial valve]

what issue?

[tame rock]

Just applied to the minceraft server

[low mortar]

dopamax significantly increases risk of kidney stones so i probably shouldnt go back to drinking monsters as much

😭

[carmine elk]

MODULATORS SCAM

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle The cycle repeateddddddd as explosions broke in the sky

[clever bone]

Sorry forgot to add meta

Meth

[glacial valve]

oh

not that I'm aware of

we're not the US

💀

[low mortar]

the us is the one with the drug problem

[glacial valve]

fun

[clever bone]

Idk there was a fern episode of ts

[low mortar]

ugh i was meant to go to the pharmacy today to pick up drugs

[glacial valve]

yeah

there was

[low mortar]

remember though, we have problems, but our problems are tiny in comparison

[clever bone]

Same

[clever bone]

Eu fucking everything up

[low mortar]

its like when people say "Why would I want to go to the UK, I'd just get stabbed". The US has more stabbings per capita than the UK, its just you never ever hear about stabbings in the US because you have shootings every day instead

[glacial valve]

the problem with eu is that everyone is corrupt

not even joking

[clever bone]

Yeah

There was a kid who was stabbed to death

In school

[glacial valve]

kidney stone is a very fun one

[low mortar]

dude the list of side effects is huge

kidney stones is just one of them

[glacial valve]

cooked

[low mortar]

2 secs

[clever bone]

@low mortar if I ever take a hard drug just know my fantasies are being fulfilled

[low mortar]

these are just teh very common / common

[glacial valve]

worst case scenario internal bleeding and you die

[clever bone]

Well just end up at the same fate quicker ?

[low mortar]

the first list is the "if you have these stop immediately", second list is the "if you have these just cope"

[clever bone]

If my dad wakes up at 4:30 rn I’m fucked

[glacial valve]

Weight loss
[...]
Weight gain

[clever bone]

I wanna go get some snacks

[low mortar]

yup

[clever bone]

Bro it’s genuinely not cold in winter

[glacial valve]

mfs just put everything on that list

[clever bone]

It’s literally 70 degrees in fucking Christmas

[low mortar]

i also had the doctor say to me

3 times

"I cant stress how important it is that you dont pregnant"

[clever bone]

FUCK HE IS GETTING UP

[vital knoll]

are you the med student or was that someone else?

[clever bone]

oh well I’ll do an all nigher

[low mortar]

she did also assure me that she read my chart fully

[clever bone]

That was me

[low mortar]

someone else

[glacial valve]

Ermmm excuse me, please use Celsius, 70*5/9 - 32 = 7°C

[clever bone]

F

21. Something c I think

Idk I’m bad at mental math

[glacial valve]

[low mortar]

nothing could have mentally prepared me for that

after the first time she told me not to get pregnant i told her it wasnt possible

second time i told her it really isnt possible

[clever bone]

@low mortar my teacher has dementia

[low mortar]

third time i just giggled

[clever bone]

well old

[low mortar]

so does your president

[glacial valve]

Mfs when they "I read your chart"

[clever bone]

Wow don’t disrespect our supreme leader like that

[vital knoll]

what happens if you do?

[vital knoll]

you spelt supreme dictator wrong

[low mortar]

well ignoring the fact I cant

[vital knoll]

ikik but like what happens

[low mortar]

topamax is proven to significantly increase the risk of birth defects

[glacial valve]

tylenol like prob

yeah or unwanted abortion

[clever bone]

Leader because he’ll lead us to heaven we just gotta forget about one island and give me 61 dollars

[vital knoll]

so the babies get autism?

[glacial valve]

or any other condition

[clever bone]

Does Tylenol actually give autism?

[low mortar]

no

[vital knoll]

you don't trust supreme leader trump?

[low mortar]

there is literally 0 credible evidence to suggest paracetamol can cause autism

[clever bone]

No I only trust Mr Kirk

[glacial valve]

Just like there is 0 credible evidence to suggest it doesn't

it's always fun

"We don't know"

[low mortar]

there is actually

[glacial valve]

wtf

[clever bone]

Innocent until proven guilty

[low mortar]

there is literally studies to prove it doesnt

[glacial valve]

In this population-based study, models without sibling controls identified marginally increased risks of autism and attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) associated with acetaminophen use during pregnancy. However, analyses of matched full sibling pairs found no evidence of increased risk of autism (hazard ratio, 0.98), ADHD (hazard ratio, 0.98), or intellectual disability (hazard ratio, 1.01) associated with acetaminophen use.

About right

April 9 2024

how did I not see that

:mh:

[low mortar]

Do you know why the claim was made that paracetamol causes autism

[glacial valve]

I do not

[low mortar]

because rfk promised to have "found the reason for autism" by september, september comes around and he obviously has nothing. he starts digging around and discovers that a floored study was done by a discredited scientist that "proved" tylenol caused autism but not paracetamol (which is dumb as fuck)

so now this is the second time in living memory a discredited scientist has blamed autism on a proven safe drug and is going to cause harm to idiots who will believe anything their told

[glacial valve]

you have to drink bleach

fr

[vital knoll]

I'm not American so excuse me but isn't Tylenol and paracetamol the same damn thing

[primal stirrup]

anyone know why it says command not found on terminal whilst trying to install palerain

[vital knoll]

or close

[low mortar]

Tylenol is a branded vesrion

[vital knoll]

Americans and their fucking meds istg y'all dumbasses are getting ripped off

[glacial valve]

paracetamol is the chemical compound

[vital knoll]

nobody gives a fuck about brand names just active ingredients

[low mortar]

just buy whatever is cheaper

fr

[vital knoll]

the only brand name thing I get is labixten cause idk if we have generic here

[glacial valve]

me when the french gov sold a french company to the us that made paracetamol

[vital knoll]

it's great for hayfever btw

[frosty grail]

its so easy to profit off americans

[glacial valve]

Gm hdml

[frosty grail]

bonjour

[glacial valve]

When are you taking over the jew?

[vital knoll]

yeehaw guns and beer and bbq

[low mortar]

fortunately finding generics is really easy in the uk

[frosty grail]

americans are the dumbest bunch of people on the planet, just lean into their biases and you can get them to spend money and influence in any direction you like

[frosty grail]

been there done that

[glacial valve]

@coarse ginkgo mentionned

[glacial valve]

I still see "Aaron" as the owner

Please change that.

[gilded nacelle]

anyone in chat rn who’s in singapore or been there?

[frosty grail]

no

[gilded nacelle]

i’m confused on what sim to get there and how much it would cost for a week and its coverage etc

[frosty grail]

singaporfavor

singapoor

[glacial valve]

@split mica

gm

tap in

declare void @NSLog(ptr noundef, ...) #2

[coarse ginkgo]

ok

[split mica]

hey

[coarse ginkgo]

don’t care

[split mica]

get circles life

i’m from sg

[coarse ginkgo]

rt

[split mica]

tuff

[tame rock]

2F819571F3FF421CAE18D3DCF223D4B0
66C358CCD50A4C4395EDF0A13ACC5AE6
B4F9EFFA0E0D4A70B591C36A9EFC5379

All still valid

[split mica]

for what

lol

[tame rock]

Lunar

I can buy some other tweaks

[split mica]

what’s lunar

[split nimbus]

@frosty grail join jailbreak mc server

[midnight verge]

Dude

[tame rock]

Homescreen customization tweak

[gilded nacelle]

do they offer tourist shi

[tame rock]

I wonder what it looks like

[glacial valve]

gm thanks

[tame rock]

Merry Christmas

[glacial valve]

fr

[tame rock]

What should I get next?

[glacial valve]

Scrubble!

[low mortar]

aemulo

[glacial valve]

got why are passes a pain to register with arguments

Just lemme have my beloved -mllvm

[tame rock]

I can’t buy shit easily through chariz

[glacial valve]

😔

[trail isle]

mods self promo

[dense osprey]

yo can anyone help me

[tame rock]

Needs manual authentication every time I want to buy something

[low mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/caramelldansen-dance-gif-12297359456353562512

[dense osprey]

if i trade my infinix note 12 g96 for an iphone x with 256gb of storage (but the face id isnt working) is it worth it??

[fallen pelican]

if I have a usb harddrive with Xbox one games on

can I plug it into an Xbox sex

series x

[trail isle]

no they’re encrypted to the device

different to 360

[low mortar]

sex

[fallen pelican]

are you being fucking serious

[trail isle]

whatttttttt

[fallen pelican]

I can't plug it into my series x?

[tame rock]

It still keeps its hdr crazy

[fallen pelican]

even though I'm upgrading from xbone to sex?

[low mortar]

you misesd the bnnuy

[trail isle]

the xbox one is like the most secure device ever

[fallen pelican]

and I can't plug it's hard drive into it's successor?

they're practically the same fucking console

[trail isle]

there might be some way to transfer everything to the series x’s internal storage but you definitely can’t just unplug it from the old console and plug it into the new one

[tame rock]

Proprietary hardware bad

[trail isle]

what

[glacial valve]

OH

MY PASSES ARENT COMPILED IN LLVM

😭

[fallen pelican]

okay thanks kate ily

[low mortar]

gooober

[glacial valve]

compiled as an external static library

yuck

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-silly-cat-cat-explode-yellow-cat-gif-12654556298327310612

[long moss]

Lowkenuinely going to lose it if this ifon 4 doesnt boot ios 7 beta 1

[fallen pelican]

lowkirkentologicalowstate

[long moss]

i got so far i went on a sketchy website and obtained the ipsw and Absolutely Nothing has worked after that

[long moss]

highkirklowkenuiniche

[tame rock]

🙏

[long moss]

legacy ios kit would work so well if it didnt keep trying to look for firmware keys to ios 4.1.2 for the iPhone3,3 instead of keys to ios 7.0 beta 1 for the iphone3,3 which are readily available

and trying a tethered boot just hangs for like 10 minutes and then reboots unless i use the final release of 7.0 which works just fine

it might be joever

[dense osprey]

bro ngl i wish i was somewhere else than this third world country cuz holy i cant trade shit

[fallen pelican]

does anyone want to slime me in vc

[fallen pelican]

where you from

[dense osprey]

the philippines

oml this country is such a hellhole

[split mica]

oh if it’s tourism just get an esim off shopee

they offer them cheap

[green bramble]

Now playing - ns

Gravity

John Mayer • Continuum

12359 total scrobbles

[dry monolith]

this song is amazing like so amazing

i love it

so much

[fallen pelican]

@trail isle

I think you lied to me :(

[trail isle]

did it work

[dry monolith]

flowkurkenuinely

[fallen pelican]

idk my sex hasn't come

[trail isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1292554416385298473/1305440916714029086/watermark.gif

[toxic solar]

hello gamers

[fallen pelican]

this is the poggersest thing ive ever seen

Kate do you own an xbox

[dry monolith]

theres a review on the camera app of someone asking why their 16e doesnt have 0.5

[fallen pelican]

or anyone

[trail isle]

series s

[fallen pelican]

istg these hoes only use 0.5 for silly snaps

[fallen pelican]

oh so you can't comment on if the disc drive is loud

[low mortar]

tgirl shit

[dry monolith]

true

[fallen pelican]

I bought battlefield 6 on disc and idk if it would spin while I was playing

[low mortar]

it would not

[trail isle]

there’s a launch model xbox one at my mums and the drive is fine

[fallen pelican]

yay :3

[trail isle]

are you spying on me

[split nimbus]

https://x.com/doggintrump/status/2003287012556853735?s=46&t=6ncg-QvoIf51PSl0QMXLcA

WTFGOP (@doggintrump)

In the last hour I learned that there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it & paste it onto another document to read the redactions.

So this is REAL

The @krassenstein @EdKrassen have many of the files. Copy and share this

X · Dec 23, 2025, 2:10 AM

WOW

[low mortar]

modern consoles copy the contents of the disk over to the internal drive

[fallen pelican]

I genuinely love physical media that doesn't contain the data but rather a physical entitlement

like I have all the benefits of digital

and it's cheaper

and I can sell it after

[low mortar]

the physcial disk is nothing more than a license key in the modern age

[fallen pelican]

I paid £37.99 for bf6 and can sell it for like £15 when I'm done

a digital copy is £45

[gilded nacelle]

okie

[fallen pelican]

that's genuinely so fucking cool and there is zero drawback

[low mortar]

remember when microsoft wanted to make it so you couldnt sell the physical disk

[trail isle]

at least you can know the difference with the switch 2

[gilded nacelle]

i’ll be there for 6 nights

[fallen pelican]

me if I'm trying to complete fnaf to unlock custom night

[tame rock]

No one tried this!!?!?

[fallen pelican]

nah it pmo with the switch 2

storage and physical space is limited when it moves

I mean idm

[low mortar]

microsoft killed the xbox brand the moment they said that disks purchased would be locked to the account that first used them

[fallen pelican]

because again

it was cheaper

and I can resell ot

[trail isle]

i’m getting a steam deck instead of a switch 2

[low mortar]

steam deck supremacy

[trail isle]

whenever i can afford it

i’ll save up

sell the ps4

[low mortar]

i only learnt today that they discontinued the lcd version

[fallen pelican]

I might buy a quest 3s because I heard it's super easy to legally obtain lots of games

[trail isle]

i’d get the 500gb oled

[dry monolith]

i wanna get a console

i have my switch but

ofc its not the best

[tame rock]

I have the lcd version

[dry monolith]

i might get xbox because i have xbox games already but i dont like how you need to pay for online play on these things

[trail isle]

just get the quest 2 instead of the 3s
same specs

[fallen pelican]

no it's for homosexual men

[fallen pelican]

this is also just a lie kate

[low mortar]

gotta get that antiglare though

[fallen pelican]

why must you decieve me today

do you hate me kate

you keep fabricating the truth

[trail isle]

also the xbox franchise is dead and it would be foolish to buy into it (@fallen pelican)

[fallen pelican]

it's literally the best console

[dry monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1378851543066869801/1378862699001417728/image1703956676977.gif

[trail isle]

oleds look better without it + i’m not gonna be playing outside

[fallen pelican]

game pass ultimate is £6 per month and comes with over 500 games

and the controller is the best

also dare I say fuck the ps5?

[dry monolith]

i could prob just build a console priced mini pc

[trail isle]

game pass ultimate is £20 a month

[dry monolith]

why are you fucking the ps5

[fallen pelican]

this lady hasn't heard about nonstack keys

[trail isle]

yeah that’s pretty weird luke

[fallen pelican]

this lady over here has NOT discovered 1 month nonstack keys

[dry monolith]

its bc the girl didnt want sex

[fallen pelican]

sure it takes 10 minutes instead of 2

but it saves you £18 per month

[trail isle]

xbox is still dead it would be stupid to buy one in 2025 over a pc, steam machine, ps5 or switch 2

[fallen pelican]

I have a pc and a switch 2

[low mortar]

need

[trail isle]

you rich fuck