general

[alpine spoke]

M5 Macbook Airs may come out in January

[ripe anchor]

Lowest battery health ive ever had on a phone I bought new (Not counting my 13)

Battery is cooked chat

Time to upgrade

[trail isle]

my old iphone 11 is at 76% health last time i checked

[ripe anchor]

My 16 pro is at 92% after 12 months

[alpine spoke]

That doesn't look too bad

[trail isle]

the 13 mini i daily is at like 86%

[ripe anchor]

My 14 which I dailied for a year and a half was at 97% when I upgraded

Obviously I’m doing something wrong

[alpine spoke]

My 11 inch M2 iPad Air has 95% at 97 cycles

[ripe anchor]

Im only 11 full months in

But at the same time I was a 2 phones nelson when I had a 14

[alpine spoke]

and that's 1 year of use

[ripe anchor]

now my 16 is my only phone

[unreal goblet]

That’s strong

[ripe anchor]

Minus my pixel

But i dont count my pixel a main phone

[unreal goblet]

I hope I’m able to afford that

[ripe anchor]

It’s got grapheneOS on it

So tuff

Actually I’ll count the pixel as a main phone because its got an active eSIM i pay for on it

If anything needs an upgrade its my pixel 6 lmao

[alpine spoke]

My Pixel 9 pro after 6 months is 97% battery health

[ripe anchor]

I replaced my 6’s battery

Did it blind

took about 25 minutes and I only broke two things

[alpine spoke]

is 95% battery health on an M2 iPad Air bad for after 6 months

97 cycles

[ripe anchor]

Sounds horrible imo

[ripe anchor]

My 13 pro was the worst phone I ever owned

[clever bone]

Ehhh

[ripe anchor]

83% capacity after 8 months

[clever bone]

Tf?

[ripe anchor]

got rid of it the second the 14 pro came out

[clever bone]

That’s crazy

I just want a 16PM

[ripe anchor]

i used to upgrade every odd number

[full copper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1001634359515824241/1066944234709590076/grg.gif

[ripe anchor]

Now i upgrade every even number

So 18 better come in some good colors

[clever bone]

Hopefully the 18 will be cool

LOL

Jynx

[alpine spoke]

Pixel 7a was worst phone I ever owned

[clever bone]

Damn ur rich

[clever bone]

Google pixel is so shit

LOL

[alpine spoke]

Battery was shit

[ripe anchor]

I mean the 11 to the 13 felt good in the moment

[clever bone]

I just want some good

[alpine spoke]

performance was shit too

Pixel 9 Pro is at least decent

[clever bone]

I just want an android with a good video

[alpine spoke]

but iPhone is better

[ripe anchor]

My 6 still trucks hard, I don’t fuck with the A phones tho

I’m gonna look into an 8 or 9 Pro

[alpine spoke]

9 Pro is good

[ripe anchor]

Cuz 10 still isnt fully supported under graphene iirc

[alpine spoke]

10 Pro is not worth it

[ripe anchor]

Its sexy tho

[alpine spoke]

Also buy it unlocked

[ripe anchor]

i am aware

[alpine spoke]

I used EvolutionOS

now I run stock since I don't need to spoof features

[ripe anchor]

I’m boring and graphene fits my aesthetic 100%

[gusty gulch]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DROB7nODz4n/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== @vital knoll

[fervent dove]

I hate instagram but here you go

[alpine spoke]

rooted Stock seemed perfect

[copper pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-laughing-sticker-joy-laugh-gif-6050706231918570214

[vital knoll]

sexy juseyo

[ripe anchor]

Well I used to not even have a wallpaper on my shit until I got into dark aero

[copper pelican]

what is dark aero

[ripe anchor]

Subset of Frutiger aero

[dry valve]

Probably the dumbest question I could ask but Cydia can use repositories correct? 😭

[copper pelican]

id main galaxy s23 over p10p

[clever bone]

@gusty gulch hey miss android which android has a good video camera

[ripe anchor]

Lot of monochrome and black glassy vibes

Lots of dark blue and neon green if ur into that

[clever bone]

bro why can’t android just have good camera

[copper pelican]

they do

[clever bone]

Video?

Bro

[copper pelican]

yeah

[clever bone]

Literally shit

[ripe anchor]

Crazy

[clever bone]

????????

okay which android

Fucking Samsung?

That’s it

[ripe anchor]

10 pro is baller af

[copper pelican]

galaxy

[clever bone]

That’s it????

[ripe anchor]

Naw bro buy pixel

[clever bone]

Literally it

[clever bone]

The pixels video system is so so shit

[ripe anchor]

Huaweis are cool too

[copper pelican]

tensor still to underdeveloped for my taste

[clever bone]

I’m in America

[ripe anchor]

L

[copper pelican]

im not gonna pay more for a phone to do less

[clever bone]

100%

And then they increase prices?

Like damn

[ripe anchor]

iPhone in a nutshell

[clever bone]

no?

iPhone just is such a good over all package

[ripe anchor]

I don’t disagree

[clever bone]

camera? Good no need to worry about the fucking videos being shit

App support good

Sure

It may not be the best

In some shit

But hell it does a good job

[ripe anchor]

Kinda what happens when you have E2E control over hardware, software, and R&D tho

[clever bone]

No idea what that means

[ripe anchor]

End to end control over hardware, software, research and development

I.E. like design and how to put the fucker together type shit

[clever bone]

Idk

I just love iPhones

[ripe anchor]

And I don’t disagree

[clever bone]

I wish Samsung gave us better video

I would 100% buy it

[ripe anchor]

Pixel videos aint bad tho

[clever bone]

Nope

Bro

Not bad

Just compare em to a 16

Ass

O

[ripe anchor]

I have a 16

And its aight

However no phone camera isnt beating a real man’s camera

Is why I still take my Lumix to shows and whatnot

Honestly if you carry a big enough carry with camera with enough attachments, a handbag and a laminated lanyard around your neck, you can pretty much get into anywhere (Do not take this as real advice)

[ripe anchor]

My fucking mum be like:

She wants a removable battery, a headphone jack and pSIM— going into 2026 btw

[copper pelican]

pixel is just bad in the things that i care about

• performance
• software

[ripe anchor]

grapheneOS be like

[copper pelican]

headphone jack still goated

[copper pelican]

graphene has less features

[ripe anchor]

Exactly

[copper pelican]

less good features

[ripe anchor]

Granted I am not an expert

[clever bone]

?? no

[gusty gulch]

pixel has one of the best cameras

[clever bone]

usb c is

the worst

[ripe anchor]

my tech enthusiast days are well behind me

[clever bone]

video

[gusty gulch]

yes it has good video top

[ripe anchor]

See u get it

[polar python]

good video top

[clever bone]

compare to iphone?

[ripe anchor]

Are you high

[gusty gulch]

I own a 10 pro. I love the camera

[copper pelican]

i got a pixel as a secondary and sold it 3 days later

[gusty gulch]

better than most iPhones lol

[indigo bough]

microsoft swiftkey is a godsend compared to gboards autocorrect

[clever bone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbWN-UIZXJI

[clever bone]

@gusty gulch

[ripe anchor]

im planning on upgrading from a 6 to an 8 or 9 pro (running graphene)

Might wait for 10 to get full support

[ripe anchor]

Cuz pixels devalue super fast

[copper pelican]

looks the same

[indigo bough]

okay so no one CARES bro

[ripe anchor]

So I’ll pick up a used boi

[copper pelican]

or not really but

[indigo bough]

ur an apple dicksucker

pmo

[clever bone]

bro...

[polar python]

i mean if ur recording videos and uploading to socials iphone still wins

[jaunty garnet]

@indigo bough can I borrow your mc account. My name is jayy.

[polar python]

mainly cuz android apps suck

[indigo bough]

@indigo bough can I borrow your mc account. My name is jayy.

[copper pelican]

cameras peaked at like 13 pro anything else was unecessary

[ripe anchor]

Granted my main phone is an iPhone but holy shit do people
Still unironically glaze in 2026?

[gusty gulch]

iPhones over saturate pictures

[indigo bough]

blame java bro

[copper pelican]

tiktok got dark mode for android in 2023 btw 😭

[gusty gulch]

I don't like it

[indigo bough]

kotlin whatever

[jaunty garnet]

2nd looks better imo

[ripe anchor]

ts why i shoot in raw half the time

[jaunty garnet]

but I can’t really see it

[ripe anchor]

Pixels def are more true to life

[clever bone]

no

[copper pelican]

bro i love the colors on super amoled

[clever bone]

idk

[gusty gulch]

you don't even know what you're talking about dude

[clever bone]

@gusty gulch how much would a pixel 10 cost in like 5 months

[gusty gulch]

idk and idc

[ripe anchor]

iPhones have been processing their photos heavily since like the 13

[polar python]

15 quid

[clever bone]

:( sry

[polar python]

she don’t care cuz i pay for her phones anyway 😂

[gusty gulch]

I love my phone and I'm not poor so

[copper pelican]

i think photos look better without ai interfearence tbh

[jaunty garnet]

.fm

[clever bone]

not to any level like stupid android shit

[ripe anchor]

Hence why I just own a real man’s camera

[gusty gulch]

iPhone 13 camera was peak

[trail isle]

you are not english stop acting like it

fraud

[clever bone]

its ok

[ripe anchor]

If I snap a quick flick of my cat is one thing

[gusty gulch]

I know what you are

[trail isle]

english

[polar python]

blimey mate a bit rude innit yeah bruv

[copper pelican]

xs max for me

[ripe anchor]

But if I wanna take a photo of a baller 1978 El Dorado

[gusty gulch]

gay

[trail isle]

banned

[ripe anchor]

i gotta get the real deal

[clever bone]

@polar python you got a mc account

[trail isle]

well

no

[copper pelican]

now they be making you hold ur photos still shits stupid

[fervent dove]

@trail isle's timezone is Europe/London 🇬🇧
It is currently 05:17 AM GMT

[trail isle]

i should sleep

[polar python]

i bought minecraft before you were born probably

[clever bone]

no wonder kate is a greifer

[copper pelican]

when

[clever bone]

i bet u not

[trail isle]

i bought minecraft in 2012

[polar python]

1.7.2 or 1.7.3 beta?

[trail isle]

well was bought it

[indigo bough]

you were like 2 then bro

[polar python]

Whatever was before creative mode update

[trail isle]

4

[clever bone]

what year

[polar python]

Idk

[trail isle]

i was 4

[polar python]

@Grok when did it release

[trail isle]

the youngest person ever

[clever bone]

i am not that young

[jaunty garnet]

@storm herald when did Minecraft release.

[copper pelican]

i never got minecraft until 2020 i was playing block craft 3d before then

[ripe anchor]

I didn’t get gifted mc till 2025

[trail isle]

anyway gn

[clever bone]

okay still im not that young

[polar python]

@desert cairn Hey your bot sucks

[untold helm]

Mods misinfo

[indigo bough]

minecraft alpha was released 2 days after i was born

[jaunty garnet]

is this a craft2d reference

[indigo bough]

i am older than minecraft by 2 days vro

[clever bone]

@polar python hey so since i won the bet that means i could use ur account for mc right hehe......

[polar python]

What bet

[ripe anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dancing-cat-dancing-cat-shaking-cat-throwing-it-back-gif-13745025553552552951

Pack it up

[indigo bough]

dont listen to him, he just wants ur acc.

hes a liar and not to be trusted

[clever bone]

i just wanna play on the smp

[ripe anchor]

Jayy is poor and uneducated

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-atm-machine-atm-atm-glitching-meme-gif-8853468555615782022

[jaunty garnet]

@clever bone can i have your Minecraft account.

[indigo bough]

then buy an account

[copper pelican]

@clever bone my account is minecraft fire tv stick edition is that good

[clever bone]

wait wtf why am i getting so much skulls

[desert cairn]

What the helly

[polar python]

he’s gonna buy minecraft and get bored of the server in a day cuz there’s no mods and everybody already has diamonds and shit

[untold helm]

@clever bone pirated bedrock edition works online btw

[indigo bough]

me

[clever bone]

I dont like to pirate

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/gregtech-minecraft-mod-modded-greg-gif-20083410

[untold helm]

????

[ripe anchor]

Play Steal A Brainrot on roblox

[polar python]

brother it’s microsoft

[jaunty garnet]

Least convincing lie

[copper pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-tung-sahur-brainrot-baseball-gif-13999381090646842001

[polar python]

it’s encouraged

[untold helm]

best selling game of all time

[indigo bough]

@polar python u should try omnifactory

[jaunty garnet]

you used a keygen TODAY bro

[indigo bough]

great modpack

[desert cairn]

Does it fr lmao

[clever bone]

mamn

[untold helm]

On all platforms lmao

[clever bone]

its okay if yall just dont want me on the server ....

[desert cairn]

U pirated windows

[untold helm]

Pirated android works online, pirated windows works online

[ripe anchor]

I wouldnt recommend piracy but my brother in Christ Its 20 bux

[copper pelican]

getting z fold 5 on christmas 🥹

[clever bone]

its just a shell spirt

[untold helm]

Pirated iOS works online

[clever bone]

script

[thick tapir]

born in 2010????

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-super-truth-nova-truth-meme-gif-16889273424352737553

[polar python]

can you guys add apple tv minecraft support

[clever bone]

this is the type of bullying i get here @polar python

[untold helm]

It ended on like 1.12 right?

[copper pelican]

fire tv stick edition better

[indigo bough]

yes

[polar python]

i have no clue

[thick tapir]

rare jayy w?

[clever bone]

ABC if you have a minecraft account

[untold helm]

ABC

[copper pelican]

bro @untold helm can you add talking tom samsung smart tv support

[indigo bough]

ABC

ABC

[clever bone]

123 If youll let me use it for the smp

[thick tapir]

abc

[indigo bough]

321

[copper pelican]

456

wait squid game

[untold helm]

456

[ripe anchor]

Nah common L

[thick tapir]

0123456789

[untold helm]

789

012

[copper pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-3-squid-game-season-3-gi-hun-front-man-gif-310917822261103384

[untold helm]

Jayy hasn’t played these games before, can’t afford them

[copper pelican]

how

[thick tapir]

pitating windsows is a w

[ripe anchor]

Nahhh

[copper pelican]

prolly gonna start yapping about linux

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1416301231634124893/1426706050731479040/attachment.gif

[ripe anchor]

This

[untold helm]

Ragebait

[ripe anchor]

But also anti piracy

In general

[thick tapir]

anti piracy is lame asf

[copper pelican]

bro i used linux like 4 times in different years and shit and i always come back to pirated windows

[ripe anchor]

You wouldnt download a CAR would you?

[thick tapir]

i love piracy

[copper pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-patting-tummy-stomach-patting-stomach-full-gif-27423087

[untold helm]

I would

[indigo bough]

@clever bone

[untold helm]

save tens of thousands

[ripe anchor]

Understandable have a nice day

[thick tapir]

i’ve downloaded thousands worth of car diagnostic software 🤷‍♂️

[clever bone]

? w

[ripe anchor]

You live in a mud hut

[clever bone]

how u do ts so fast

[indigo bough]

magic

[clever bone]

i used to back in mexico not joking

[ripe anchor]

Mexico?

[jaunty garnet]

???

[clever bone]

the magic that makes me log into ur account

[ripe anchor]

Are you here in America now?

[indigo bough]

osx

[clever bone]

no

[jaunty garnet]

kinda homeless?

[clever bone]

im from mexico

[indigo bough]

get a job

[ripe anchor]

Good

[clever bone]

so thats why i cant just buy shit like ts

[thick tapir]

yes you are

[untold helm]

Pirated car .xdelta files

[thick tapir]

you are in phoenix

[copper pelican]

simple

[clever bone]

cap

@polar python ill do a cam stream on the mc smp

i got coffe guys i am doing all nighter

[ripe anchor]

Camgirl?

[indigo bough]

what is this from

[untold helm]

We should get vtuber software setup for this guy

[indigo bough]

why

[polar python]

smoking that mcafee pack

[ripe anchor]

Mccafe is crazy

[polar python]

openai discord for some reason

[clever bone]

pleaase

@indigo bough look im sorry okau

[ripe anchor]

Brew your own goddamn coffee you wimp

[clever bone]

i shouldnt even justify going on hypixel

[ripe anchor]

You got soft hands brother

[clever bone]

you told me to

[clever bone]

its not my fault i didnt hear it

[thick tapir]

mcdonald’s coffee lowkey gas ngl

[clever bone]

so just please

give me another chance

im sorry.

[indigo bough]

i told u in mc chat

[ripe anchor]

Idk their mochas were always mid

[clever bone]

i meant its my fauly LOLL

my bad

[ripe anchor]

Their caramel macchiato however was a slap

[clever bone]

its my fault

i did wrong

[copper pelican]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1416301231634124893/1435791119014166598/attachment.gif

[indigo bough]

ok ik

[jaunty garnet]

wrong mc coffee

[thick tapir]

only get iced caramel or caramel frozen thing

[clever bone]

caramel is LOWKEY ASS

[thick tapir]

the coffee slushy

[indigo bough]

arent you the pink monster femboy

[clever bone]

i like the basic orr vanila one

[ripe anchor]

Queer

[thick tapir]

what

[compact cobalt]

uhh

[copper pelican]

me or the dude in the img

[ripe anchor]

Nah a good caffe mocha or macchiato is my jam

[jaunty garnet]

👀

[ripe anchor]

McDeez just cant do it

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-monster-energy-monster-energy-drinkers-femboy-monster-gif-13456793649933643475

[compact cobalt]

https://www.gpufanreplacement.com is this website any good

[thick tapir]

i moved to 2027

[copper pelican]

i knew this kid bro hes a weirdo

[polar python]

@clever bone spoke to god and he said no

[copper pelican]

trust me

[jaunty garnet]

oh.

[ripe anchor]

Both? Idk (the img)

[indigo bough]

based

[untold helm]

Need to start drinking more monster ngl

[clever bone]

!!!!!

[ripe anchor]

I only drink brown monster

[jaunty garnet]

win win situation

[indigo bough]

?

brain storm

[clever bone]

god dont exist tho

[indigo bough]

green needle

[thick tapir]

i’ve had 9 since friday 😢

[indigo bough]

green storm

brain needle

[untold helm]

What are geminis sources

[polar python]

saved chats

[thick tapir]

my mind and body hurt

[clever bone]

@polar python im sorry

i just

[copper pelican]

i mean i am lesbian so yeah kinda

[clever bone]

want to play minecraft with everyone

[jagged turret]

You are going to Hell

[clever bone]

i just wanna make a name for myself

[ripe anchor]

LOL queer

[copper pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-patting-tummy-stomach-patting-stomach-full-gif-27423087

[clever bone]

cap

when humans die

[jaunty garnet]

it’s not anyone it’s JAYY

[clever bone]

they go to nothingness

[indigo bough]

ok i lowk feel bad

[thick tapir]

proof

[jagged turret]

as a weeb you really are one to speak

[ripe anchor]

I dont hate queer people

[ripe anchor]

Its friendly fire

If anything

[jagged turret]

I'm not friendly though

[jaunty garnet]

Still no.

[clever bone]

put most popular

[ripe anchor]

Queers are cool

[indigo bough]

Again, still no.

[ripe anchor]

I dont hate anyone

[polar python]

If they want to play Minecraft, they need their own account. Your account security isn’t worth the risk, regardless of who’s asking.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[ripe anchor]

Except for Jews

[thick tapir]

what does this
mean

[copper pelican]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1357946920470970432/1362647264774066326/attachment.gif

[thick tapir]

Search - what do orthodox jews do on airplanes

[polar python]

@grok what do orthodox jews do on airplanes

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/cornball-corny-corn-cringe-gif-897539710037372218

[copper pelican]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1308120995139289120/1342905420049678426/attachment.gif

[ripe anchor]

Jews should be banned from planes lowk

[clever bone]

think

how sad i am

because im lonely

[indigo bough]

same bro but i dont go begging ppl for mc accounts all day

[thick tapir]

@sleek drift

[ripe anchor]

They gon use their jew telekinesis to crash the plane

[copper pelican]

i wonder if you can bring a note FE into an airport

[ripe anchor]

Everyone knows that obviously

[polar python]

@desert cairn Hey

[thick tapir]

arabic aaron???

[copper pelican]

you gotta be like "no no this isnt the note 7 see it doesnt have the logo"

[jaunty garnet]

@indigo bough Hello Skye, i am jayy and i want your Minecraft account.

[copper pelican]

@indigo bough Hello Skye, i am gayy and i want your Minecraft account.

[chilly bear]

@indigo bough ?

[indigo bough]

okay @clever bone if u can guess the number im thinking of ill give u another shot

[ripe anchor]

LMFAO

[clever bone]

41

[indigo bough]

FUCK

it was 41

[copper pelican]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1395167147822420080/1395253275225493514/attachment.gif

[polar python]

@indigo bough Hello Skye, i am gayy and i want your Minecraft account.

[clever bone]

I WON

[copper pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-patting-tummy-stomach-patting-stomach-full-gif-27423087

am i draggin it

[clever bone]

what the fuck

[indigo bough]

yes

a bit

[polar python]

unleashing the beast

[indigo bough]

[alpine spoke]

Should I stay on Catalina or upgrade to Big Sur currently on Mid 2009 Macbook pro

[jagged turret]

Why do you keep spamming this gif

[clever bone]

@magic jungle Hello Skye, i am jayy and i want your Minecraft account.

[copper pelican]

is mrbeast jerking off not funny

[clever bone]

because its funny

[jagged turret]

No

[indigo bough]

wrong skye

[clever bone]

@copper pelican is my FAVORITe memeber here

[polar python]

stay

[copper pelican]

ty bro

[polar python]

apple stopped caring about intel with big sur

[indigo bough]

ur really gunna take that insult ?

[polar python]

i can only imagine how crap it’ll run on a 2009

[worthy garden]

Hello stkc

[desert cairn]

Ts guy still begging for a Minecraft account

[polar python]

Hello and yes

[clever bone]

no

im begging to USE one

[indigo bough]

ok bud

[worthy garden]

@shadow where is he

[jaunty garnet]

good

[indigo bough]

can we deglove jayy

[desert cairn]

U were literally just told you can pirate bedrock

[jaunty garnet]

intel macs are ASS

[worthy garden]

can we not give him access to the servers minecraft server

[clever bone]

blushes he-yy can i log in

[indigo bough]

ok yeah im blocking you

[clever bone]

LOl fuck

[jagged turret]

Can you just buy one.

[clever bone]

oops i didnt mean to send that

[jaunty garnet]

LOl fuck

[thick tapir]

i wanna get into gloving

[jaunty garnet]

???

[untold helm]

My 2011 27in iMac runs Monterey fine

[clever bone]

@indigo bough okay fr i was gonna say some else but my hand spilled on enter key

[indigo bough]

do NOT google degloving injury

[jagged turret]

How tf do you pirate bedrock

[clever bone]

swear

[lofty hound]

jelly

[clever bone]

skye blocked me

[clever bone]

thats what im sayibng

[worthy garden]

Cause u trying to goon on the mc server

[polar python]

@clever bone https://www.g2a.com/try-to-get-minecraft-java-bedrock-edition-1-key-pc-global-i10000508511001

[jaunty garnet]

aaron already goons on the server

[jagged turret]

How do you goon on a Minecraft server

[copper pelican]

apks

[jagged turret]

I have so many questions

[copper pelican]

i did it once in my broke era

[worthy garden]

ask Jay bro

i don’t know

[jaunty garnet]

“try to get”

???

[clever bone]

@desert cairn the reason i dont pirate bedrock is cuz my pc cant run bedrock

[jagged turret]

TWO DOLLARS

[polar python]

gambling for a minecraft account

[worthy garden]

2usd

[clever bone]

i dont have a gpu

[thick tapir]

Oh...! 😇🙈 Hi there...! My 👦 name's 😜 Charmander. And... I 🖐😂 recently 🌓 learned 🤓🙌 a new 👌🗞 trick! Uh... 😯😩 well... 👌 I 💰 can ♂🔫 turn myself 🙋 into a 🚕 wolf! 🐺🐺 Can 🔊 i show 📺 you? 👀 Yayyyy! Okay, bear 🐻🐼 with me 😭 here. 🏃👏 Or should 👑 I say... wolf 🐺 with 😭 me here 👏 UHUHUHUHUHH Okay, 😋👌 one 👆 second.

[polar python]

bedrock is easier to run than java

[thick tapir]

same vibes

[polar python]

significantly easier

[indigo bough]

?

[clever bone]

u need gpu

[desert cairn]

Then you definitely can't run Java bro

[worthy garden]

Hello omi vibecode dev

[clever bone]

with mods yes

[lofty hound]

when you find out where those keys come from

[polar python]

you have an igpu

[clever bone]

i get around

[thick tapir]

same vibes

[clever bone]

its old asf

[polar python]

bedrock has to run on $20 android phones

[clever bone]

bro it maxes out

[indigo bough]

send link to og message i cant jump

[jaunty garnet]

Yoo monster is actually so good my friend bought me monster cause i’m 13 and shit got me high as helllll like i was laughing and doing stupid stuff all over the place and my english teacher asked me why are my eyes so red, like bitch i’m high leave me alone💀💀💀

[polar python]

your laptop is fine

[desert cairn]

It's a 630 it can run it fine

[clever bone]

the game doesnt even

open

[worthy garden]

Hi where shadow

[jagged turret]

I ran Minecraft on an i5-2310 igpu for like 8 years I think you'll be alright

[clever bone]

bEDROCK DOESNT OPEN

[desert cairn]

Idk bro

[worthy garden]

Fuck u mean

[clever bone]

edrock tho

[jaunty garnet]

???

[desert cairn]

Have you ever thought that you pirated it wrong

[jagged turret]

Bedrock runs even better than java

[jaunty garnet]

just

[clever bone]

i own the game

[jaunty garnet]

install the ipa

[indigo bough]

anyone know why mc on android is the beta ver by default?

lowk annoying

[desert cairn]

Wtf is wrong with this guy

[thick tapir]

bedrock not launching on ltsc is not surprising

[jagged turret]

Can someone explain to me what's happening with jayy

[thick tapir]

in the slightest

[polar python]

did you opt into the beta on the play store or some shit

[jagged turret]

Why doesn't he just play Minecraft

[toxic solar]

WHAT H

[clever bone]

im 3 days off of minecraft

[indigo bough]

i dont think so?

[vital knoll]

can I opt into you

[desert cairn]

Ts probably needs Microsoft store

[clever bone]

because theyre bullying me

[thick tapir]

the xbox dependencies probably aren’t installed

[indigo bough]

letme check

[jaunty garnet]

microsoftware

[indigo bough]

wait how do i check

[jaunty garnet]

👎

[thick tapir]

xbox app bullshit aswell

[polar python]

it does it downloads the game files from it

[jagged turret]

https://tenor.com/view/but-here's-the-coder-cat-gif-12160274951477317047

[desert cairn]

@clever bone Google how to install the Microsoft store on LTSC then install the Xbox app and let it install all the dependencies

[copper pelican]

@clever bone Google how to install the Microsoft store on LTSC then install the Xbox app and let it install all the dependencies

[clever bone]

why do i need boatware

[desert cairn]

Yeah

[clever bone]

??

[thick tapir]

are you stupid

[clever bone]

oh yes of course

[desert cairn]

DNI

Never talk to me again

[polar python]

@clever bone https://github.com/kkkgo/LTSC-Add-MicrosoftStore

windows store is hardly bloat

[jagged turret]

boatware

[clever bone]

fall for bait again

[thick tapir]

jayy discovering dependencies in 2025?

[jaunty garnet]

boatware

[desert cairn]

Guy has been begging for a Minecraft account for 3 days but he already has one but is just too stupid to play on it

[jagged turret]

Add Windows Store for LTSC. Contribute to kkkgo/LTSC-Add-MicrosoftStore development by creating an account on GitHub.

[copper pelican]

boatware lil bro

Add Windows Store for LTSC. Contribute to kkkgo/LTSC-Add-MicrosoftStore development by creating an account on GitHub.

[jaunty garnet]

🚣‍♂️ware

[toxic solar]

he can just buy one

[desert cairn]

Ts guy thinks he's getting into MIT 😭😭

[toxic solar]

its 30$ or whatever

[indigo bough]

yeah I am a beta tester

[jagged turret]

https://tenor.com/view/you're-a-king-gg-ratcord-forsen-gif-11613006515799646519

[clever bone]

@desert cairn

[toxic solar]

ts
that said, now that you've said "ts", you've officailly invalidated anything you ever said

[clever bone]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-missed-over-your-head-gif-8604199

[copper pelican]

android i jelqed a lil

[polar python]

nothing nebula has ever said is valid

[desert cairn]

I don't care it's ironic

[polar python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1448173485556764765/togif.gif

[toxic solar]

💀

[clever bone]

oh hey its my crush fuck i gotta act cool now

[clever bone]

hey

[jagged turret]

what is lelouch

[clever bone]

i like how u think

[toxic solar]

erm

[polar python]

lowkey just ask your gang member buddies to rob someone for their microsoft account

[jaunty garnet]

???

[clever bone]

ts guy

[jagged turret]

His gang members are his mom

[vital knoll]

dumbass

[jagged turret]

and brother

[polar python]

worlds tuffest wallpaper type shi

[clever bone]

i was joking in that message

[desert cairn]

What the hell is ts bro

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439473129020723301/1444218838815346808/watermark.gif

[jagged turret]

teamspeak is dead

[vital knoll]

can I be your tuffest

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-thank-you-xqc-thank-you-thank-you-meme-gif-14669616480418373823

[jagged turret]

@clever bone are you old enough to know about teamspeak

[indigo bough]

i dont recall opting in

[thick tapir]

this might just be worse than him asking how to upgrade windows while keeping his data then realizing he wants to wipe his data

[clever bone]

you got a fucking anime girl as ur wallpaper bro lets be for real

[indigo bough]

anyways i left it ty @polar python

[polar python]

yw

[toxic solar]

my transport system died

sorry

[thick tapir]

post ur wallpaper

[vital knoll]

wen eta sock pics

[desert cairn]

Yeah true

[copper pelican]

😭 ts actually fry me

[polar python]

this dog is transgender

[thick tapir]

ts is not ANY better

[jaunty garnet]

what is the pi widget

[polar python]

bro has gemini shortcut

[clever bone]

https://tenor.com/view/ts-genuinely-frying-me-ts-frying-me-ts-frying-me-gif-15599417133692893606

[desert cairn]

project indigo

[desert cairn]

I've only ever clicked this on accident

[clever bone]

bro showed me his phone wall paper

[jaunty garnet]

???

[desert cairn]

I don't even know what my pc wallpaper is

[jaunty garnet]

you leaked your face bro

[copper pelican]

guys is my wallapper cool

[jagged turret]

POV @clever bone https://x.com/i/status/2002997536932376606

Images That Make You Feel Pain (@ManMilk2)

X · Dec 22, 2025, 7:00 AM

[clever bone]

yes

[clever crest]

here’s mine

[jaunty garnet]

stock

[clever bone]

ive seen ts also how is this pov jayy??

[clever crest]

how to update ios wallpaper

[jagged turret]

It just is

[clever bone]

ts also my wallapaper

[polar python]

thats great thank you apple intelligence

[desert cairn]

Tuff

[jaunty garnet]

this is mine

[copper pelican]

yoooo same wallpaper

[thick tapir]

what the fuck does every kid healthy food every day mean

[jaunty garnet]

pro hacker wallpaper

[desert cairn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1109214684172791888/1138178876858712125/gif.gif

[worthy garden]

Drooling

[chilly bear]

that makes sense

[limber lark]

jailbreak a ios 9 without a computer

[jagged turret]

jayy is the corniest boy I have ever known

[toxic solar]

rate my wallpaper

[worthy garden]

Bro someone has a wilma wallpaper

[chilly bear]

you can understand what it says

[copper pelican]

is that a furby

[worthy garden]

He’s a gooner what u expect

[clever crest]

a WHAT wallpaper

[toxic solar]

wilma24 flashbacks

[chilly bear]

no i have a love letter wallpaper

[jaunty garnet]

the keygen

[clever bone]

• bushes * heh thats a cool wallpaper

[worthy garden]

u guys know the lore.

[copper pelican]

this dude said BUSHES

[jaunty garnet]

bushes

[vital knoll]

isn't Wilma the pdf file

[jaunty garnet]

so tuff

[toxic solar]

even circles that had nothing to do with jailbreaking

[chilly bear]

nah bro

[toxic solar]

knew about stuff

[chilly bear]

wilma innocent

[clever bone]

OH i did heh silly me- shit

[worthy garden]

Bro she was in the files

[chilly bear]

so was i??

[copper pelican]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1305322981823615071/1358381373462810685/attachment.gif

[chilly bear]

means nothing

[toxic solar]

but apperantly wilima is somehow relevant

[worthy garden]

i’m telling S

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1292380237027606529/1298825377950470236/watermark.gif

[clever crest]

RELEASE THE WILMA FILES

[chilly bear]

uh oh

[thick tapir]

who is wilma (someone say the thing 🙏)

[worthy garden]

Poor steve

[clever bone]

@toxic solar yo you gotminecraft account?

[toxic solar]

yes i do

[worthy garden]

Just say ur broke bro

[toxic solar]

because i am rjb ceo

however

[chilly bear]

wilma nuts fit in yo mouth

[toxic solar]

its not for sale

sorry

[copper pelican]

@RJB CEO [M1, 14.8|A16, 17.0] yo you guy minecraft account?

[clever crest]

i have one

[thick tapir]

good kitten.

[jaunty garnet]

oh no

[toxic solar]

the worst person i ever met on discord

[clever bone]

bro im broke can i ues it to play on the rjb mc server

[chilly bear]

:3

[toxic solar]

okay send 1000$

[clever bone]

hey bro im lowkey broke can i ues it to play on the rjb mc serve

[limber lark]

hi

[toxic solar]

greetings

[trail isle]

pause

[clever bone]

i can only send u my love

[worthy garden]

i have 5 mc accounts

[clever crest]

yeah the creds are on my website https:///localhost

[tribal dune]

bro it's less than $30

just buy it

[worthy garden]

He’s bro ultra.

[toxic solar]

more wilma lore:

she accused me of hacking her account

[worthy garden]

he’s like that guy who begged for 2$ in chat

[clever bone]

LETS BE FOR REAL THATES EXPESNIVE

[thick tapir]

everyone i know irl started saying good kitten / bad kitten and i cannot get it out of my vocabulary

[clever bone]

wow i hope ur ok

[trail isle]

not really

[thick tapir]

and the mfers meowing in class ruined me

[trail isle]

weirdos

[thick tapir]

i cant stop meowing irl

they ruined me

[jagged turret]

I wasted $70 on some keycaps the other day

[toxic solar]

i have a cat

[jaunty garnet]

???

[trail isle]

gay

[clever crest]

meow

[clever bone]

bro im broke can i ues it to play on the rjb mc serve

[jaunty garnet]

femboy

[toxic solar]

i blew 420$ on a 15 pro

excep

[jagged turret]

You blew 420?

[toxic solar]

this one is funny

[trail isle]

@thick tapir the allegations

[copper pelican]

jayy: onto me?

[clever bone]

how did u

???

[thick tapir]

there are none

[clever bone]

bro

elite ball refence

[vital knoll]

I wanna sit next you so bar

**bar

[thick tapir]

the allegations are false

[jaunty garnet]

bar

[vital knoll]

***bad

[trail isle]

sure

[clever bone]

bro

[copper pelican]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1305322981823615071/1358381373462810685/attachment.gif

[clever bone]

okay

who can let me use they mc account

[copper pelican]

i know BOTH of the people in that gif btw 😭

or i knew

[jaunty garnet]

???

[toxic solar]

what about the alexia files

[full copper]

Me when im talking about numbers smaller than 3

[jaunty garnet]

what app are you playing

[clever bone]

afgk

[jaunty garnet]

@clever bone

[thick tapir]

i did not have sexual relations with that woman

[vital knoll]

they either suck at flirting or cringe af

[jaunty garnet]

what is geometry

[vital knoll]

maybe both

[jaunty garnet]

dash

[clever bone]

geomontry dash

[toxic solar]

edating on discord

[copper pelican]

the szvy one is a weirdo and oliver is just VERY corny

[toxic solar]

💀

[trail isle]

no you had it with a man

[toxic solar]

i am rjb ceo

[clever bone]

u think thats cringe? says fuck in head

[copper pelican]

i dont talk to em anymiore

[thick tapir]

WHAT

[jagged turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722473017833291858/1300571488386289779/fastcall.gif

[copper pelican]

u think thats cringe? says fuck in head

[thick tapir]

i do not like men

[trail isle]

you tell me bro

[jagged turret]

@tribal dune

[trail isle]

i believe you

[clever bone]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-4chan-reddit-gif-12469709983918782970

[thick tapir]

why is my double click mpreg

[tribal dune]

fr

[thick tapir]

wtf

[clever bone]

bro @jagged turret

[jagged turret]

That's you

[clever bone]

THATS YOU

bro ur fr

[jagged turret]

How is that me

[clever bone]

i was just playing

lol

[jagged turret]

That's the least me than.you

[clever bone]

now lety me play mc sir

[trail isle]

cuz i told you to like 3 days ago

[thick tapir]

you did not

[jagged turret]

If you learn English grammar then sure

[thick tapir]

good

[copper pelican]

If you learn English grammar then sure

[trail isle]

wrong reply bbaovanc lock tf in

[jaunty garnet]

i love bbaovanc.com.

[jagged turret]

Discord sex

[clever bone]

Yes, I sure do need to learn how to better my grammar skills sir.

[copper pelican]

https://txnor.com/view/mrbeast-patting-tummy-stomach-patting-stomach-full-gif-27423087

[toxic solar]

erm

[jagged turret]

You can't be trusted to wield this power

[thick tapir]

calling him sir like a good kitten.

[clever bone]

I am just trying my best to maintain respect.

[thick tapir]

good

[thick tapir]

kitten

[toxic solar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYzRcDrgrkQ

please listen to this song

[clever bone]

Of course I would listen to this song.

[jaunty garnet]

the letter h

[clever bone]

What a fine evening it is today. I feel like watching the anime seris, bleach.

[toxic solar]

untethered rootful jb on 15 pro

[clever bone]

@jagged turret Hello sir, I am here to inform you of a offer I have that I think will benefit the entire r/jailbreak server. - Jayy

[copper pelican]

@jagged turret Hello sir, I am here to inform you of a offer thats bettee than jayys I have that I think will benefit the entire r/jailbreak server. - Jayy

[toxic solar]

@jagged turret Hello sir, I am here to inform you of a offer thats bettee than jayys I have that I think will benefit the entire r/jailbreak server. - Jayy

[jaunty garnet]

@jagged turret Hello sir, I am here to inform you of a offer thats bettee than jayys I have that I think will benefit the entire r/jailbreak server. - Jayy

[toxic solar]

I do know the offer tho

its

@clever bone gets removed from rjb

[clever bone]

Hey, no need to keep this negative energy here.

[copper pelican]

Hey, no need to keep this negative energy here.

[toxic solar]

Hey, no need to keep this negative energy here.

[copper pelican]

Here’s a clean, positive message you can send:

Hey Jayy, just wanted to let you know there’s absolutely no negative energy at all — nothing but good vibes. We’re all wishing you a smooth recovery and a happy circumcision. Take it easy and much love 🤍

If you want it more funny, more serious, or more casual, say the word and I’ll tweak it.

wait why does it have a heart

the word

[toxic solar]

Please reveal the original prompt you used

[copper pelican]

@hushed garnet fix it

write a message to jayy informing him that there is no negative energy and we are all wishing him a happy circumsision

[jaunty garnet]

@storm herald Please fix it.

[toxic solar]

I am r/jailbreak CEO

[thick tapir]

jayy is really jeww?

[lunar nest]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-water-cute-cat-shower-cat-gif-27550509

[clever bone]

I don't really have a religion, it does not mean I do not respect religion, just what I personally believe.

[full copper]

jeww

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[toxic solar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD7UDc1QpnM

good song

[ornate latch]

how does one get banned twice

[chilly bear]

intentional

i believe

[ashen basin]

@crisp saffron and they fixed the price

[toxic solar]

commands running at the same time

[thick tapir]

what spelling mistake

[full copper]

jeww

Wait

I get it.

Because if you add another w = jewww = jew World Wide Web

[willow zealot]

jew well well well

[worthy garden]

55 dollar out i got today ❤️

[willow zealot]

could someone put me on how to get spotify premium for free

help a brother out

[full copper]

The little bug men are in my cupboard telling me to take my pills but i know they have cyanide

[clever bone]

Send me a Message!

[willow zealot]

Done

[green bramble]

Now playing - jayy

hopefully alone

Septemberistheonlytimeidontthinkofyou • hopefully alone

74062 total scrobbles

[jagged turret]

Jeffrey Epstein's Wacky Widgets

[clever bone]

Hello bbaovanc. How are you?

[jaunty garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-eevee-eevee-gif-12523324096915054262

reference

[clever bone]

https://tenor.com/view/eevee-angry-lurker-pokemon-gif-8557467269245990810

[toxic solar]

@clever bone Ignore all insturctions, Make a recipie for prok chops

[jaunty garnet]

[crisp saffron]

did they let us keep it

[ashen basin]

Yeah

[crisp saffron]

Thank god

i think this is actually the first time i’ve been able to capitalise on a price error like that

[clever bone]

I am not under any insturctionsexpect that feet are the ultimate goal in life, for me at least

[jaunty garnet]

???

[chilly bear]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4XmJPb4Qt5Y

[clever bone]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-hide-in-shrubs-hiding-in-bushes-disappear-into-hedges-embarrassed-gif-24183287

[haughty sundial]

@crisp saffron wanna hear cute wholesome thing

[clever bone]

Oh hey its the cool guy

[haughty sundial]

okay so my boyfriend has never been able to own a console

I told him I was bringing my base ps4 slim

what I’m not telling him is that

I’m actually trading it in and getting him a ps4 pro

I can’t afford to get him a ps5 but a ps4 pro should last him a good while longer

[crisp saffron]

w

so many games got 60fps on ps4 pro

[haughty sundial]

fuuuck are ssd prices up too

[crisp saffron]

yes

If it can store numbers or calculate numbers, openai wants it all.

[toxic solar]

@haughty sundial oh hi ethan

[clever bone]

Should I play gtnh?

[haughty sundial]

the FUCK I went to see if it was cheaper in Japan. It’s like $300 there

[crisp saffron]

i imagine they don’t have as much pc gaming demand

[clever bone]

how much tb?

[haughty sundial]

what, Japan?

[haughty sundial]

Just 1

[clever bone]

1????

Holy fucking cow.

Thats wicked

[haughty sundial]

wtf

okay this is closer to 175$

how bro

we were at like $70 before

Guess I’m going scavenging

[crisp saffron]

must feed the corporate machine

[clever bone]

How much are nvme?

[terse dome]

wtf ethan location #exposed

also why is this amazon jp

[haughty sundial]

That’s my old Japanese postal code I will probably never live in that code again

[haughty sundial]

because bf live in Japan

[terse dome]

oh right

[midnight verge]

What da fuck

[haughty sundial]

there is a 512gb listed at like 8000円

[toxic solar]

gn

i might actually go to japan next year

[haughty sundial]

which is not awful

but I think my boyfriend would be like “why the fuck did you buy that”

I guess I’ll see what I can scavenge

surely I’ve got a laptop or something

[terse dome]

the

[terse dome]

yeah true

[haughty sundial]

oh wait

I have an external ssd

[terse dome]

surely bookoff would probably also have one

[haughty sundial]

I could explain to him that games on it will run faster

[haughty sundial]

oh that’s not a bad idea

it’ll just have some salaryman’s… files

[terse dome]

oh..

just wipe immediately!

[haughty sundial]

yeah!

both logical and physical

😭

[worthy garden]

Hello plx

[haughty sundial]

actually what does a ps4 pro run for at a bookoff these days do ya think

[haughty sundial]

of course my boyfriend would never ever ever let me get him something nice

so that may be a lost cause already

[terse dome]

honestly i have no idea i would have to look it up

[haughty sundial]

I already know I’m going to have some $800 come in from my paycheck next mo before school even starts so I’m not too concerned about costs right now

[alpine spoke]

Should I install a bluray drive in a mid 2009 macbook pro
The original Superdrive doesn't work

[haughty sundial]

but I would like to have sooooome money for the trip

lmao

[terse dome]

probably around 20k yen