general

[ornate latch]

I'm not teaching you how to do it with a hard drive partition

too hard for you

[clever bone]

Okay

Wait I just playing

Okay

[uncut canyon]

in 2025 computer users are either wizards or complete beginners and the in between barely exists

[green sequoia]

i'm in between

[atomic panther]

The Intel Arc GPUs (some of them) having 12GB VRAM while being cheaper than 300 dollars is fucking crazy

Maybe Intel isn't that bad

[ornate latch]

yeah I'd rather get skinned alive than supporting Corinthians in the CDB final

[uncut canyon]

you're in the jailbreak discord
most people would lump you in with the former

[fading panther]

because computer literacy is just gone in 2025 tbh

[atomic panther]

Maybe they are better nivida in budget GPUs

[green sequoia]

ofc i built my pc, i know how to install OSes, partition etc

[green sequoia]

sorry i dont speak english, what?

[green sequoia]

i hate corinthianos

internacional for life

[ornate latch]

My condolences

[green sequoia]

i know i know

[thick tapir]

im the inbetween ✌️

[clever bone]

Yo

[green sequoia]

but you can't stop cheering for a team you have history with

[uncut canyon]

ok so this part of english isn't used much anymore in non-professional context if i remember correctly?
by "the former" i mean "the first thing out of the two" so "most people would put you in with the tech wizards"
-# the opposite of "the former" would be "the latter"

[clever bone]

Do I disable bit locker

[ornate latch]

I agree

I'm a SPFC fan

[clever bone]

@ornate latch

[ornate latch]

yeah

[clever bone]

What it do

[ornate latch]

I recommend it for users like you

[clever bone]

Why

What I do bruh

Smh

[thick tapir]

😭

[green sequoia]

youre from there right so it makes sense

[ornate latch]

disk encryption

[clever bone]

Why

Would I need it

[ornate latch]

not really

[clever bone]

Wait lowkey I do need it

[atomic panther]

My Christmas present will be a Samsung Tablet S11 Ultra with 512GB of storage

Is it good?

[clever bone]

LOL

Yeah I’m keeping this shit on

[green sequoia]

that's true

[thick tapir]

i hope jayy sets up bitlocker then clears his tpm :V:

[clever bone]

What’s TPM?

[green sequoia]

hell yeah it's good

[green sequoia]

@ornate latch

[thick tapir]

trusted platform module 😢

[atomic panther]

I am just making sure if yall also agree with me that it's good

[clever bone]

Bro this is such a upgrade

[ornate latch]

Trusted Platform Module

keep the bypass on

I recommend it

[atomic panther]

It will be a new tablet I get since before 2020

[clever bone]

I5 5th gen to a i7 7th gen and 16gb more ram

[green sequoia]

my last ipad was an air 5 m1

i sold it for 3500

[ornate latch]

no

[green sequoia]

and built my pc

ryzen 5 5600

[thick tapir]

basically a chip in ur computer that generates / verifies / stores keys for cryptography, if you reset it you lose the encryption keys for bitlocker and all of your data is gone forever

[green sequoia]

rx 6700xt 12gb

16gb 3200mhz

[clever bone]

Okay yeah

[green sequoia]

850w core reactor full modular

[clever bone]

I should’ve turned it off

[untold helm]

Security chip on motherboards, windows 11 and some games require this

[clever bone]

Mods

[green sequoia]

shut up bro

[ornate latch]

@muted shuttle spam

[winged hill]

Does anyone have a link to the purple wallpaper of iOS26?

[clever bone]

LOL

Get recked

[uncut canyon]

ha

[ornate latch]

lmfao

[clever bone]

@lunar zephyr bozo

[green sequoia]

poor kid

[clever bone]

L no I

Bozo

[atomic panther]

Lmao

[thick tapir]

bitlocker isnt inherrently bad, it just encrypts your data, so if your hard drive is removed your data cannot be read, but i wouldnt enable it because reset tpm = ur data gone forever

[muted shuttle]

gir got his ass before i could type /van

[untold helm]

Google

[muted shuttle]

“/van”

[green sequoia]

https://goo.gl/photos/ZVpabTtcezd35XBa9

[thick tapir]

subaru sambar

[green sequoia]

oh this stopped being updated

nevermind

no ios 26 wallpapers

[thick tapir]

van

[green sequoia]

but all the others are there

[green sequoia]

sambar

[tribal dune]

that’s the point

[thick tapir]

subaru

[jaunty garnet]

fuck happened

[untold helm]

I’m so nostalgic for the wallpaper apple made on 1904 new years

[thick tapir]

i know but its jayy we are talking about

[green sequoia]

me too bro

[atomic panther]

Is my iPhone 11 on iOS 26.1 good (in general I am not asking for jailbreaks I know there's no ios 26 jailbreaks)

[thick tapir]

theres a non 0 chance he goes into his bios fucks around and accidentally reset his tpm

[green sequoia]

yeah iPhone 11 is solid

[uncut canyon]

wouldnt work cuz i cant find ac2's bundle id
existing lists are also borked cuz the script thinks its offline
in settings line 208 runs a command that is capitalized so it fails ;-;

[untold helm]

iPhone 11 is minimum requirement for a phone on iOS 26

[uncut canyon]

wait i dont gotta make a pr to change shit now

[tribal dune]

ok fair

[crimson fjord]

what is ac2

[green sequoia]

it's so crazy the iphone xs is old to me

i remember wanting the gold so bad

[atomic panther]

The iPhone XS isn't old to me

[green sequoia]

exactly

[uncut canyon]

apple configurator 2. current situation and effort required is too much to get sequoia running on any of my devices just to add the app to my apple id

[thick tapir]

assassins creed 2

[atomic panther]

My first phone ever was a red iPhone 8

[green sequoia]

mine was a galaxy a32 4g i bought myself

white 128/4

[crimson fjord]

yeah thats what i thought it was

but ac2 isn't on iphones unfortunately

[crimson fjord]

oh

😭

[green sequoia]

i knew the phone was good, like screen cameras etc, but the only thing i didn't know about was the SOC

helio g80 is unusable

soo slow

[clever bone]

@untold helm hello

Help

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle @jaunty garnet

[jaunty garnet]

sd card

[untold helm]

Yes

[green sequoia]

i wouldnt but i also dont take responsibility for whats about to happen

[clever bone]

Yes or no

[uncut canyon]

how do i type alt to a terminal on mac 😭

it keeps pressing option

[velvet zenith]

yeah

[untold helm]

Gonna use my sd card from my wii and get a new 256gb one for it

[clever bone]

???

@untold helm yes ??

[green sequoia]

rip jbl flip 4

[untold helm]

Yeah

[jaunty garnet]

does the wii even support 256gb

[untold helm]

Yes, just has to be Fat32

You can even use usb loader GX or wiiflow to load Wii games off it

[clever bone]

Okay what now

Do I click setup

[untold helm]

A bit slower than a usb hard drive but it’s faster than the disc drive

[untold helm]

Have you ever used palen1x

[clever bone]

No?

[uncut canyon]

found it. i think. digging through iterm2 settings

[untold helm]

Reboot your computer and enter the boot menu

[thick tapir]

actually i think you can run the installer setup from an existing windows install

[untold helm]

Oh yeah you can

[clever bone]

How

[clever bone]

How

[untold helm]

Just run the setup file

[untold helm]

MIT dont want u bro

[clever bone]

It’s saying

[clever bone]

Bro

I’m getting in

It’s asking for a key??

[thick tapir]

google "boot menu key" followed by your motherboard, or laptop model, or prebuilt model

[clever bone]

????

[untold helm]

Thx

[clever bone]

Bruh

[jaunty garnet]

amazon basics 💔

[untold helm]

Okay, let’s do boot menu instead

[untold helm]

Cheapest 256gb U3 A2 card

Plus arrives quickly

[clever bone]

Okay

It says

Windows 11 setup

do I ?

[untold helm]

Well do you?

Why did you make the boot drive

[coarse wedge]

fucking powerful

[muted shuttle]

Peak

[clever bone]

What’s boot drive

I lowkey just pressed buttons on my keyboard

[coarse wedge]

this dude is fucking with us

[untold helm]

Your like the perfect ragebaiter

[clever bone]

no

[thick tapir]

send a picture 😭

[clever bone]

I’m just a lol cos

[clever bone]

Do I delete everything

[thick tapir]

A LOLCOW?

[clever bone]

Something like that

[thick tapir]

do you want to delete everything?????

[clever bone]

Idk if my brother cleared everything out

hmmm

[thick tapir]

if theres no data you want then you clear everything

[untold helm]

(When installing windows over a old install it will move everything to the windows.old folder)

[thick tapir]

i thought you can choose not to tho

[clever bone]

But it says I agree everything will be deleted including files apps and settings

[clever bone]

I don’t think so

But also there’s repor my pc

What’s that?

[thick tapir]

do you want to do that?????????

[clever bone]

I would like to not

[thick tapir]

part of your windows install is fucked, kernel, bootloader, default drivers, etc. and you cant boot so you reinstall basically just the essential parts of the operating system

[clever bone]

how do I skip everything being delayed

Deleted

Only option is to agree to everything being deleted

Bruh

[thick tapir]

what are you even doing?

[clever bone]

Install win 11

[thick tapir]

are you on windows 10?

[clever bone]

yes

Win 10 pro acltutly

Actually

[thick tapir]

i think to do that you might actually have to run the exe directly from windows

[clever bone]

Why

Never mind

[thick tapir]

or it might be under repair idfk

[uncut canyon]

each windows iso should have an exe on the root that lets you upgrade

[thick tapir]

yeah i dont think you can boot the iso if you are just trying to upgrade

[clever bone]

Wait

Is it safe

?

[thick tapir]

i mean theres always a risk you lose all your data

[clever bone]

The website

Where I got windows

@thick tapir I just found out there’s nothing

[atomic panther]

Damn it only if my parents had 1000 dollars that they can spend on a extra gift I am not unhappy with my galaxy s11 ultra tablet I just mad that my parents don't have enough money, not mad at them just mad at the fact

[clever bone]

My brother said to make sure it’s safe

[thick tapir]

the microsoft website?

[clever bone]

On the oc

[thick tapir]

what

[clever bone]

pc

It’s just

[thick tapir]

yeah?

[clever bone]

Is the website safe?

[indigo bough]

chatgpt

[jaunty garnet]

???

[clever bone]

Mass grave

[thick tapir]

was it from massgrave (which has dl to microsofts servers) or the microsoft website?

[clever bone]

Is it safe?

[jaunty garnet]

why are the 256gb and 512gb the same price

[clever bone]

Mass

[thick tapir]

yes its fine. massgrave links download from the microsoft servers

[clever bone]

oh okay

Fuck

It’s asking for a product key

What do I do??

[jaunty garnet]

why does your gta look like this

[clever bone]

Do I click

[thick tapir]

bottom left if you need proof

[clever bone]

I don’t have a product key

?

[atomic panther]

Idk it's probably Samsung doing that to make the 1TB look like a better deal

[jaunty garnet]

"our non piracy site"

[thick tapir]

if you dont have a key then yes

[clever bone]

Which one

Just Ltsc?

@thick tapir

[thick tapir]

idk why you would install ltsc if you barely understand windows but they are basically the same thing except iot ltsc has longer update support and none of the stupid boot requirements

[clever bone]

Yeah

[thick tapir]

except you already disabled boot requirements with rufus

[clever bone]

Only
Option

[thick tapir]

actually nvm

[clever bone]

they told me to download

LSTC

cuz idk it’s bloated

normal windows

[dense valve]

it's not bloated*

[desert cairn]

iot

[clever bone]

Which I choose

[desert cairn]

2nd one

iot

[clever bone]

Why

[thick tapir]

windows is bloated but all im going to say is if you are struggling to install windows then ltsc probably isnt for you

[clever bone]

What does it mean

[desert cairn]

because i said so

[thick tapir]

no dumb boot requirements and longer update support

its the same thing except slightly better

[clever bone]

IoT?

[thick tapir]

yes

[desert cairn]

jesus christ dude

[clever bone]

okay

Dude

I’m just making sure it’s the right one

Oh fuck

[desert cairn]

ok well r u erasing anyway

[clever bone]

Yes

[thick tapir]

he doesnt want to 😭

[clever bone]

Oh delete

Yeah I’m fine with deleting

[thick tapir]

WHAT?

fuck you

[clever bone]

It’s cuz I thought my brother still had files

[desert cairn]

ok wait hold on

[clever bone]

But he just came

[desert cairn]

how many drives do you have

[clever bone]

My brother came

[thick tapir]

genuinely go fuck yourself wtf

[clever bone]

Multiple

[clever bone]

Bro sorry

[desert cairn]

are they different sizes

[clever bone]

My brother just came home

[desert cairn]

i dont care

are the drives different sizes

[thick tapir]

post a picture of all the drives that it gives you the option to install to

[clever bone]

Fuck I deleted it

[desert cairn]

i cant stand this guy

genuinely

[thick tapir]

im pretty sure he only has one its jus the usb drive is showing in the installer so it looks like theres 2

[clever bone]

Bro my phone just crashed

It turned off discord Spotify and even WiFi

Idk bro

[desert cairn]

delete disk 0 partition 1

then itll merge into 1 unallocated space

install to that

[wicked surge]

Delete all them!

[clever bone]

I deleted the main one

okay what now

[desert cairn]

show

i dont trust you to do it correctly

[wicked surge]

Reformat all the drives

[wicked surge]

Lol

[thick tapir]

other drive is the usb wont do shit

or shouldnt

[desert cairn]

ok yeah

continue

[clever bone]

Click next?

[desert cairn]

yes

[clever bone]

Okay what now

[desert cairn]

yes

clean ur damn camera

[teal nebula]

why are we helping someone install win 11 😭

[thick tapir]

there are 2 buttons

[wicked surge]

Neb neb be nice to your friend jay

[clever bone]

My bad

[thick tapir]

there are literally 2 buttons

one saying install and 1 saying back

[velvet zenith]

Why are you helping him

Stop it

[desert cairn]

he needs to be spoon fed through everything he does

[velvet zenith]

Stop helping him

[desert cairn]

yeah i was just about to say figure it out

there are 2 buttons

[thick tapir]

what could possibly be the next button to press

[clever bone]

Is this the blue screen of death

[desert cairn]

its difficult to screw it up

[velvet zenith]

Yeah stop helping him

[desert cairn]

good job you did it

[thick tapir]

wall of fame moment

[velvet zenith]

The partitions shit sure

[clever bone]

@desert cairn bro I just playing 😭

[velvet zenith]

Everything else you have to be fucking restarted for

[desert cairn]

i was not going to tell him what button to press bro 💔

[clever bone]

I only have one partition is it okay?

[velvet zenith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1450881328190066949/speed.gif

You should have 10 partitions

You did something wrong

[wicked surge]

Has anybody ever used up a 6tb hard drive before

[thick tapir]

real

[clever bone]

What’s a partitions even

lol

[desert cairn]

guy who wants to be in MIT btw

[thick tapir]

i have a normal number of partitions 🥱

[wicked surge]

Splits up the drive

[thick tapir]

cuz im a good kitten

[dense valve]

gng

[clever bone]

LMAO somebody pin ts message

[wicked surge]

Brad!

Hiii

[thick tapir]

this man is going to STRUGGLE with ltsc

[desert cairn]

[thick tapir]

when he needs to use the microsoft store or some shit

[raven pine]

i cant even be idle on the desktop 🫩

[desert cairn]

theres 1 command to reinstall the microsoft store

[clever bone]

Why are you acting like it’s crazy

[teal nebula]

ts != this

[thick tapir]

its jayy

[desert cairn]

he'll beg here for help and he'll get help

[thick tapir]

which terminal do i use

[clever bone]

Bro

Chill

[thick tapir]

is it command prompt or powershell

is the command safe

[velvet zenith]

Hi

[clever bone]

Yall ain’t tell me about ts

[desert cairn]

Hi twin

[thick tapir]

what do i do after i type it

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Ui rewrite ?

[dense valve]

hi otterick

[clever bone]

@desert cairn after installing what do I do?

like checklist

[desert cairn]

Claude was working for like 3 hours idk if it worked

[velvet zenith]

Use it

[desert cairn]

do you n eed the microsoft store

[clever bone]

Why the fuck

My pc has

[velvet zenith]

Stop helping him

[clever bone]

A DVD player

[clever bone]

It’s just a checklist bitch

[wicked surge]

To play dvds

Duh

[desert cairn]

google massgravel and itll teach you how to activate it

[clever bone]

I didn’t even ask?

[desert cairn]

thats about it

[clever bone]

So that’s all that I need to do and it’ll basically be the same as normal windows

[desert cairn]

yeah

if u need the microsoft store google how to install it on windows 11 ltsc its 1 command

[wicked surge]

Dont talk back to your elders

[clever bone]

I got it

bro deleting it like he scared

lol

I’m the no no goat

No no

PIRACCYYY

[wicked surge]

Nono

Hoe

[clever bone]

It’s banned from my phone

[rich dune]

shit carrier

[wicked surge]

Why are external hard drives so expensive! The SSD is like fucking $500

[clever bone]

No lie the word

[wicked surge]

😭

[clever bone]

Yooo guys

Finally

I’m going to be able to go on

Fricking discord

On pc

After months

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Is it working

[clever bone]

My

Pc just

I mean

BRO KY IPHONE JUST CRASHED A

LOL

Bro seriously Apple?

iOS 26 is a joke bruh

@desert cairn how do I

Offline user

Wait wtf nvm already did it

Nice

[desert cairn]

Okay

[clever bone]

Why is my pc lagging

Is it normal after install

70% cpu?

[ruby copper]

Gm

[clever bone]

Woah it just turned off

The screen???

[thick tapir]

specs 😭

[clever bone]

What tf

[glacial valve]

Gmineek

[clever bone]

I7

[desert cairn]

It's downloading drivers dude

[clever bone]

7th gen

Okay

[desert cairn]

You should probably do that yourself though

[glacial valve]

What version do I update to @ruby copper

[ruby copper]

Version of what

[glacial valve]

Ios

I need iOS 26

[ruby copper]

iOS 26.2

[glacial valve]

For awu3

[clever bone]

Thank god of integrated graphics

[glacial valve]

iOS 26.2 is latest :/

[desert cairn]

26.2

[clever bone]

Dude

[untold helm]

Caching n shit

[clever bone]

It’s really slow @desert cairn

[ruby copper]

Ur not getting a jb anyway

[desert cairn]

you just installed

[glacial valve]

True but more exploits

[untold helm]

Let it build cache and temp files

[desert cairn]

It's setting up stuff in the background

[thick tapir]

1. its windows 11 2. ur installing drivers and shit

leave it 30 minutes

[untold helm]

@clever bone uninstall edge

[chilly bear]

ok i did it

[clever bone]

@desert cairn is mt windows active

How do I tell

[versed sun]

The loudness preset eq is quieter then just having the eq off

The only good eq was late night but they got rid of it

[thick tapir]

search see if windows is activated and it should show up

[clever bone]

How

[thick tapir]

or settings > system > activation

[thick tapir]

press the windows key and start typing

[clever bone]

nope

[thick tapir]

no what?

well ik its not activated

cuz its ltsc and you were previously on pro

[clever bone]

Which method

[half compass]

@muted shuttle Lag machine

[clever bone]

?

[thick tapir]

whatever 1 is

[clever bone]

HWID?

[thick tapir]

yes

[clever bone]

Okay?

[thick tapir]

yes...

[clever bone]

Damn Ts song is so good

[green bramble]

Now playing - jayy

FrakturedH34rtss<//3#GhoulNB

Sellasouls • #RitualMoneyBoy##Wiiinter'zmiiine#DarksideMoney2k25

73906 total scrobbles

[ruby copper]

Brainrot

[untold helm]

This developer grave, is massive..
“So some sort of [REDACTED]?”

[clever bone]

There

[ruby copper]

Massive?

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-any-haircut-recommendations-low-taper-fade-you-know-what-else-is-massive-gif-3708438262570242561

[jaunty garnet]

@clever bone i need to put all this info in just to get xpand2 💔

[untold helm]

There’s no *

[clever bone]

Bro

[untold helm]

You can skip it

[clever bone]

Chill bro

[uncut canyon]

worked but fuckers at apple hate me and still wants 15.7 to download

this sucks

[clever bone]

When u get a big ass plugin

You’ll never

[raven pine]

@winter meadow i accidently linked my modded gd with my real one

shit

[clever bone]

Ever use xpand again

[jaunty garnet]

yeah

[clever bone]

Modded gd?

[untold helm]

Don’t bother with whatever you trying to get

[clever bone]

bro what

[jaunty garnet]

but

big ass plugins are $1000

[clever bone]

But also best crack support

[raven pine]

it didnt transfer my cubes though so thats good

[jaunty garnet]

ill check the purple site

[raven pine]

i use android

[clever bone]

Mid

[jaunty garnet]

to see what plugins they have for mac.

[clever bone]

There’s better sites

[jaunty garnet]

???

[clever bone]

but they do have stuff

[jaunty garnet]

i went to a different site and it had 1000 ads

[clever bone]

For Mac

[clever bone]

Which dm me

Also

USE A ADBLOCKER

[clever bone]

how do you think the websites running bro

[uncut canyon]

does this legit just let you add any id to your account?? can i just... download fcpx???

scary

dont think i want to test

[clever bone]

Yo

@untold helm yo so what do I do

Active Microsoft store how

[jaunty garnet]

i have ubo lite

on safari

[dense valve]

it should let you download last compatible version

[clever bone]

@dense valve where do I go

[uncut canyon]

mac app store just hates me /shrug

[half compass]

@clever bone please apply the minecraft server

[uncut canyon]

but

[half compass]

I need You to do it

[clever bone]

MY ass Is getting rejected lmao

[half compass]

Nah

[clever bone]

@half compass give me a mc account

[half compass]

Do it bro

[indigo bough]

@half compass

[jaunty garnet]

you just need to be member pro or higher

[indigo bough]

why

[uncut canyon]

like
does apple just allow this or is it gonna charge 200 dolar to my family owner's credit card

[half compass]

It lets you use cracked accounts br

[jaunty garnet]

and have a minecraft account

oh

[clever bone]

I need a mc account

[half compass]

Trust me broooo

[green bramble]

Now playing - chickenfingersnlipo

It's Not Just Me, It's Everybody

Weyes Blood • And in the Darkness, Hearts Aglow

51262 total scrobbles

[clever bone]

Bro

PLEASE GIVE ME A MC ACCOUNT

[half compass]

Ok

[clever bone]

Swear?

[half compass]

[e-mail]

password is 1234567

[clever bone]

Chill not here

lol yeah no

[half compass]

?

it is

[indigo bough]

vro

[half compass]

test it

[indigo bough]

what r u on xrt

[half compass]

Meth

Why

[raven pine]

i heard meth

[clever bone]

GUIYS

IM ON PVC

YAYYYY

[untold helm]

Isn’t that a type of plastic

[indigo bough]

quit

[clever bone]

PC

whoops

yooooo

THIS IS SO COOL

FINNALYYYYY

[indigo bough]

yea polyvinyl chloride

[clever bone]

NO MOPRE MOBLIE DSICORD WE STRAIGHT THE GOATS MPW

[clever bone]

PVC?

buddy ive played GTNH i know what it is

xD

[uncut canyon]

young alien plays with pvc pipe

[chilly bear]

he he he

[half compass]

@chilly bear put it back you thief

thats my bed

i pissed on it

[chilly bear]

no

[half compass]

not you

[clever bone]

yo

[chilly bear]

i still have piss left over

[clever bone]

d

d

d

UAUUUUU

yay

okay

[half compass]

spam more for a prize

[clever bone]

what now

steam!

[jaunty garnet]

[indigo bough]

ts yt video im watching is testing weird status codes and vro did 6.7 @chilly bear

how do u feel

[polar python]

@velvet zenith Hey i know you wanted to do something nice for christmas you should buy jayy a mc acc

[clever bone]

Goodbye old pc

[indigo bough]

i have an alt mc account

[ornate latch]

same

[indigo bough]

i could just log jayy in via prism

[idle stone]

This makes me want to

do things.

[clever bone]

Woah

[chilly bear]

um whats that

[clever bone]

Only cool people would do that

[polar python]

@velvet zenith

[clever bone]

Is Skye cool

[indigo bough]

idk if itl give u access to other stuff tho so

[clever bone]

Alright bro that was not necessary

[chilly bear]

yea

[jaunty garnet]

xray

[clever bone]

You know 100% I won’t mess with you

[indigo bough]

@chilly bear when u log into prism do yk if it gives access to the ms account

at all

[dark osprey]

#KILLMAXINE

[velvet zenith]

#KILLMAXINE

[chilly bear]

it could

[polar python]

#kill @itsmenebula

where is he

[chilly bear]

if u lied and just signed into their ms account

[polar python]

@desert cairn

[chilly bear]

or if ur browser saves the login

[polar python]

Jayy is not gonna hack ur ms account he can barely use wifi

[clever bone]

Bro

If I

I’ll play Minecraft with a webcam

[dense valve]

Notice how jayy didn't deny it

[desert cairn]

Jayy doesn't even know what windows is dude

[clever bone]

Deny what

Bro

[thick tapir]

but how would they sign in with ur account?

[clever bone]

I would 100% not mess with Skye

For reasons

[dense valve]

deny that you can barely use wifi

[clever bone]

Oh

What?

wtf does barely use WiFi even mean

That’s why i didn’t say anything

[indigo bough]

okay so it gives u a qr code to scan that auto logs in

[clever bone]

That’s cool

[green sequoia]

uninstall bait

[indigo bough]

if jayy js sends me a pic of it in theory i could just log in to ms on my pc and enter the code, remotely giving him access w/o giving him my ms acc info

[willow river]

can someone send me an ipa file for the spoof version id tweak pls

[indigo bough]

im good

[willow river]

bruh

pls skye i need it

[indigo bough]

im good

[willow river]

i’m kinda homeless

[chilly bear]

true...

[fading panther]

[indigo bough]

idk if itl store some sort of token that can be used tho

[green bramble]

Now playing - chickenfingersnlipo

Death & Romance

Magdalena Bay • Imaginal Disk

51269 total scrobbles

[thick tapir]

jayy is going to create his own ms app, and create a qr code that has a shit ton of permission, edit it into his screenshot, and use it to access your whole ms account

[indigo bough]

well

[clever bone]

Bro

[indigo bough]

it says "Prism Launcher"

[clever bone]

Why

Would I do that

Because

[thick tapir]

and it shows you the permissions 😭

[clever bone]

Skye can ruin my irl life

[indigo bough]

what

[thick tapir]

i think it just adds an api app to your account that you can revoke at any time

[indigo bough]

true

[thick tapir]

id imagine all that jayy gets is an api key that you can revoke at any time

[indigo bough]

yea true

[polar python]

jayy doesnt even know what an api is

ur good

[clever bone]

Yes I do

[polar python]

Oh its over

Ur acc is hacked

[thick tapir]

wtf

[clever bone]

bro

[frosty grail]

@fading panther

[clever bone]

I’m not gonna sit here and lie

If Skye trust me that’s cool

I’ll definitely appreciate the mc account and play on the server

[frosty grail]

aaron's penile inspection

[clever bone]

But it’s entirely her decision

[polar python]

Hey buddy this is severe staff disrespect

[indigo bough]

fair point

[clever bone]

I lowkey forgot what a api is

[frosty grail]

getting banned shortly 💔 🥀

[clever bone]

I used to vibe code

😇

[dense valve]

aaron per

[indigo bough]

@clever bone do u have prism launcher

[thick tapir]

💀

holy moly

[clever bone]

I’m gonna download it

[indigo bough]

ok

lmk

[clever bone]

It’s like web shit

[thick tapir]

i forgot what an api is

[clever bone]

Basically

Like

You press a button

It goes to server

And returns

Shit

[tawny wind]

Holy one ui 7

[clever bone]

@indigo bough official site is prismlauncher.com right now?

.org I mean

[thick tapir]

just go on github

[green sequoia]

is that a a14 or sth

[thick tapir]

https://github.com/PrismLauncher/PrismLauncher

[tawny wind]

Redmi 14c

[clever bone]

HOLY FUCK

[polar python]

About

A custom launcher for Minecraft that allows you to easily manage multiple installations of Minecraft at once (Fork of MultiMC)

prismlauncher.org

[clever bone]

EDGE ISSO ASS

YOU CAN EVEN GO BACK TO A PAGE

you can go back but not like forward again

😭

[green sequoia]

close enough, bro my friend has a 13c its so bad

[thick tapir]

i promise you can

you just dont know how

[tawny wind]

Tell your friend to NOT install lawnchair

[rich dune]

You can

)

[clever bone]

Well my mouse key doesn’t work

[tawny wind]

Lags it even more

[tame shuttle]

Hi

[green sequoia]

hes stupid, if i dont know what that is, he surely doesnt

[thick tapir]

oh wait why is the button hidden by default

oh wait im slower than jayy

[clever bone]

Where do I install Java again

[polar python]

prism does it for u

[green sequoia]

on your computer sir

[thick tapir]

if you go back then you get a forwards button. makes sense ig

[weary furnace]

finally a chat that’s alive

[clever bone]

Yo

@indigo bough I’m in

[weary furnace]

@indigo bough you still awake?

[green sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-pc-meme-matrix-codes-gif-8719645850520182314

[polar python]

@indigo bough Hi

[indigo bough]

hi

[tawny wind]

pixel launcher

[green sequoia]

the 13c is a phone from like 2023 or 2024

and it doesnt have nfc???

ewaste from the factory

[tawny wind]

My screen is so ass it cant fit any of my startup animations

[vital knoll]

how's the phone

[clever bone]

Yo

[indigo bough]

i love it

@vital knoll how do i get nothingos 4.0

[clever bone]

Waht aversion is the

[abstract anchor]

Holy setting's.

[green sequoia]

i can speak in like a minute

[clever bone]

whatr version is mc

???

[indigo bough]

1.21.11 iirc

[vital knoll]

oh hmmm I'd wait personally. I heard they paused rollout due to bug

[indigo bough]

ooh

[vital knoll]

you can always sideload the ota tho

[vital knoll]

ofc I found this out AFTER I updated smh

[trail isle]

<@&355174844205367317>

[clever bone]

Let me in!

[alpine chasm]

?

[trail isle]

is that not a scam

[alpine chasm]

Yes

[hexed lily]

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Fuck you

[alpine chasm]

Gir shat the bed

[trail isle]

fun

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Wtm

[desert cairn]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Wyd

[alpine chasm]

“Interaction failed” stfu and do your job

@hexed lily yo

Sup man

[green sequoia]

@lean sorrel was that you bro

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Is the ui rewrite done

[green sequoia]

hop on

[alpine chasm]

Ready for jr's first christmas

[desert cairn]

Idk I'm working on keto

[alpine chasm]

U dressing up as santa

[velvet zenith]

Work on getting a job

[desert cairn]

Claude worked for 2 hours and said it's 1:1

[hexed lily]

What’s up bro, how you been?

[desert cairn]

I can't

[polar python]

Severe staff disrespect

[velvet zenith]

He didnt get it right

[polar python]

Permanent ban imminent

[velvet zenith]

Good

[alpine chasm]

How's the next r/jb moderator

In training

[clever bone]

yo

@alpine chasm can u whitelist me

for minecfaft

[alpine chasm]

You hold no power here

[clever bone]

p;ease

[ornate latch]

no

apply with the form

[clever bone]

@crisp saffron heyyy its my favorite mod!

[alpine chasm]

I'm not whitelisted myself

So no

[ornate latch]

https://forms.gle/YAjgfLbPTBH17pTY7

[polar python]

I will tell a moderator who will do nothing and then pass the info to an admin who will do nothing

[clever bone]

I would like to be whitelistd

[clever bone]

already did it

[velvet zenith]

Thx for leaking the form

Fucking idiot

[hexed lily]

Bro is getting too big. Im a typical parent who wishes time goes slower

[ornate latch]

then you wait

[ornate latch]

#minecraft-announcements

[thick tapir]

how tf do i even know if i submitted the form i lowkey forgot

[alpine chasm]

Tell Maxine I told her to ignore you

[clever bone]

man FUCK THIS SHIT

[polar python]

She ignores us anyway

[alpine chasm]

Baby steps

[polar python]

We ping her whenever A is in general

[velvet zenith]

im lying about my discord username on this form

[polar python]

And then check an hour later

Theyre still here

[velvet zenith]

fr

[alpine chasm]

Ariez? I mean

[polar python]

Ts shouldve been built into gir lowkey

[alpine chasm]

You'll be ignored lmfao

[trail isle]

mods filter bypass

[velvet zenith]

Not if i use nebulas username

@desert cairn Hey can i use your discord username in the minecraft server whitelist

[polar python]

Yes

It's me nebula

Lol

Etc

[green sequoia]

@lean sorrel come jubilate me on vc

[desert cairn]

??

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @polar python When will it ship

[polar python]

Surely it wouldve already bro yu been crying about this for a week now

[velvet zenith]

best buy lowkey some jews cause they be requesting the packages that r already sent out to be returned to sender

[trail isle]

$129

[desert cairn]

Tomorrow

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[desert cairn]

https://x.com/shaoruu/status/2002167497831952417?s=46 @polar python

ian (@shaoruu)

who's top 0.0%?

X · Dec 20, 2025, 12:01 AM

12b tokens

[polar python]

how many has keto used

[velvet zenith]

3

[desert cairn]

Like 60m

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @keto is iphone 16 better than iphone 15 pro max

[desert cairn]

Idk

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[polar python]

im telling u keto free tier needs a watermark

Generated with Keto Bot

[desert cairn]

I will

[lean sorrel]

[polar python]

even in paid servers

well

whitelisted ones

unless u pay

[thick tapir]

What the fuck my windows install is being evil

[clever bone]

FUCK

[green sequoia]

mds

[clever bone]

I UNPLUGGED MY PC

fuck

[thick tapir]

it wont let any applications launch ❓

[polar python]

Jayy unplugged ur pc i think

[green sequoia]

is your stupid

[clever bone]

I kicked it

[half compass]

@clever bone Can i give you my personal account

[clever bone]

Bro it’s cuz I jerk when i hear loud sounds

[lean sorrel]

[clever bone]

What’s what’s my password LOL

Oops

[green sequoia]

i know a dude's pc so fucked, if you bump it even very little, it bluescreens

[clever bone]

H shit

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Peep the fitness stats

[green sequoia]

cause the gpu sags so bad it barely stays connected

[clever bone]

Bro fuck

Bro fuck

[desert cairn]

my gpu used to disconnect when i bumped it

[lean sorrel]

hear me out

[clever bone]

Ion even got a gpu

[desert cairn]

Ok

[clever bone]

GUYS

[lean sorrel]

let me use my pc as a heater

[clever bone]

WHATS MY PASSWOD

????

[green sequoia]

does the black bear mean no

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenithGood job fatty

[green sequoia]

i got a 6700xt bro it heats the room very well

[thick tapir]

this man might be stupid

[velvet zenith]

you suck

[green sequoia]

unfortunately it's summer as of tomorrow

[desert cairn]

yeah i havent done shit since thursday

[thick tapir]

how would ANY of us know your passwod

[polar python]

Hey share with me @desert cairn

[velvet zenith]

Fatty

[velvet zenith]

Share with me twin

[clever bone]

Nvm it’s good

[desert cairn]

Look at my stats on thursday and wednesday

[clever bone]

My password is feet

lol

[green sequoia]

@lean sorrel im switchijg back to my s20 fe

[lean sorrel]

[velvet zenith]

Idc

[desert cairn]

Oh it doesnt update on fitness

[green sequoia]

cause im travelling and i dont wanna rely on an iphoen 7 plus

[lean sorrel]

wait you were using your

ohhh

[velvet zenith]

Get a watch pooron

[lean sorrel]

understandable

[desert cairn]

Nah

[polar python]

Almost invited the guy who sold me my car to apple fitness sharing

[desert cairn]

based

[velvet zenith]

Lol

[green sequoia]

yeah i dont regret using it

only ran out of battery once or twice

idc much about being out of battery either

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn what was that thing joey said about launching the app

On android

[clever bone]

yo

[trail isle]

average southern hemisphere enjoyer

[green sequoia]

@lean sorrel vc or nah? tell me so i can go to sleep

[clever bone]

yooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I LOVER MY LIFE

[desert cairn]

start with BLE, do your native stuff like app launch, and make it connect as classic somehow

[green sequoia]

[ornate latch]

VoidAI probably used this much already

[lean sorrel]

later this week

go to bed

we can play mc

[green sequoia]

sure

[ornate latch]

so true

it's like Neymar's salary and teachers

Trust bro

[green sequoia]

🇧🇷☝️✅✅🎉

[trail isle]

brazil mention

[ornate latch]

you don't even know the joke @trail isle

the fuck you sobbing for

[trail isle]

how do you know

[green sequoia]

he has a point

[ornate latch]

I doubt anyone here watches football

[trail isle]

im english

[thick tapir]

everyone knows who neymar is tho

[green sequoia]

youre actually british?? lol

[ornate latch]

yeah but it's an internal Brazilian joke.

[ornate latch]

Ok good point

[fervent dove]

@trail isle's timezone is Europe/London 🇬🇧
It is currently 02:25 AM GMT

[green sequoia]

ahhahahah

[trail isle]

i want to leave the united kingdom

[lean sorrel]

brazil good

[green sequoia]

how do i do that command

[thick tapir]

british ppl should be banned

[trail isle]

its /timezone view

[fervent dove]

@ornate latch's timezone is America/Sao_Paulo 🇧🇷
It is currently 11:26 PM -03

[ornate latch]

fr

[trail isle]

thats just racism

[thick tapir]

how

british isnt a race 👍

[clever bone]

yoo

[fervent dove]

@chilly bear's timezone is Europe/Amsterdam 🇳🇱
It is currently 03:26 AM CET

[clever bone]

YALL I LOVE LIFE RN

BRO TS SONG IS SO GOOD

[green sequoia]

/timezone view

[green bramble]

Now playing - jayy

Hiss My Way To Fame#Aliiixe#Zusi

Sellasouls • Yubel-The Loving Defender 4ever#LotusofDesires#NightRites2k24

73932 total scrobbles

[trail isle]

i did not choose to be born here vro

[clever bone]

DONT U SEE THE <MESSAGES

DLKJALWKDJAKWJHDKAJWDHkawJ

yo

[green sequoia]

/timezone view

[ornate latch]

shut up please

[thick tapir]

shouldnt have let it happen

[clever bone]

some recomnd me some good

[green sequoia]

broo discord sucks

[clever bone]

ffricking

uih

what is it

texture packs

[ornate latch]

vanilla

[green sequoia]

faithful