general

[desert cairn]

theres your answer

[velvet imp]

ask your sister for like whatever she payed for it with

[desert cairn]

get a new device

[edgy creek]

much

[fervent dove]

@edgy creek 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

activation

you’re broke lol

Added by cameren#0420 | Used 208 times · Oct 30, 2022, 2:02 AM

[thick tapir]

im so cooked. i had 2 sausage egg mcmuffins, 1 sausage biscuit, 1 hashbrown, and an iced coffee for breakfast 😭

[spring wren]

my cs teacher was the goat

[sour canyon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108965238289743936/1442742932456083576/caption.gif

[desert cairn]

ts is so unfunny

[sour canyon]

unfortunately we cannot help you here

[winter meadow]

It is

[desert cairn]

all of apple's "vintage" devices shouldnt have icloud lock lowkey

[velvet imp]

wait you cant even use like banking info?

[edgy creek]

it's an 8 and has iOs 16

[desert cairn]

Hey there! I’m not sure I follow the “twin” bit—could you let me know what you’d like to chat about? @polar python

[edgy creek]

well thank you anyways sorry for the interruption

[winter meadow]

That doesn’t make sense tbh

[desert cairn]

pretty sure Xs and lower are considered vintage

[trail isle]

grrrrrrrrr

[desert cairn]

or X and lower

so its cheap ewaste anyway

[velvet imp]

yeah already tried

[polar python]

x is a flagship in poor countries lol

[desert cairn]

those countries do not matter

[velvet imp]

the x isnt even that bad of a phone tbh

[polar python]

that’s where the stolen phones get shipped off too

[sour canyon]

the purpose of activation lock is devalue stolen devices, NOT prevent a theft. on vintage/legacy devices they are already basically worthless so activation lock has already done its job. Apple keeping them locked is just out of spite and to increase the amount of e-waste

[winter meadow]

17PM been already here since like 2 months

[desert cairn]

great they can use them then its not like youre getting it back

and theyre going to steal it anyway

activation lock or not

[polar python]

“im entitled to someone’s old phone bc its old”

[desert cairn]

i could care less about ewaste i just think its pointless

[sour canyon]

not what i said but ok

[edgy creek]

ahahaha

[velvet imp]

you must hate waffles

[desert cairn]

you can get an X for like $50 here

[winter meadow]

Rendering older devices as useless will somewhat boost Apple business cycle I think

[polar python]

deactivate find my on inactive apple ids sure but if i have an old iphone on my account it should stay locked until i unlock it

[desert cairn]

not really

yeah that makes sense

[ashen basin]

bruhhh i just found my old roblox account LMFAO

[desert cairn]

if the apple id is dead its not like its getting unlocked

[velvet imp]

you have like access to it

[trail isle]

mines like 2016 or something

[winter meadow]

All checkm8 devices can be easily bypassed anyway

[desert cairn]

the bypasses suck though

[ashen basin]

I know I did a couple years ago i just need to remember what email i used LMFAO

[desert cairn]

no icloud no signal

[sour canyon]

bypasses are shit

[desert cairn]

its useless

[sour canyon]

you basically give your iphone a lobotomy

and give your host computer hepatitis in the process

[trail isle]

goes from iphone to ipod nano 7

[untold helm]

Yeah the thing is there’s too many downsides

[velvet imp]

emulate apple server ez

[desert cairn]

i use linux my pc already has the gay disease

[untold helm]

No sideloading, no notifications

[sour canyon]

mods rule 5 :/

[winter meadow]

Oh fuck sorry

[untold helm]

Linux is gay disease

[velvet imp]

is that actually against the rules?

[desert cairn]

not really

[winter meadow]

USB based jailbreaks can still be done

[desert cairn]

theyre valid activation tickets you extracted yourself ts isnt icloud bypass

[velvet imp]

i didnt think so thats like important on legacy

[trail isle]

so like

[sour canyon]

if you save your own activation tickets and put them on a lower iOS that can't be activated it's fine

[desert cairn]

i did it when restoring to ios 14

[trail isle]

when are we getting whitelisted on mc

[desert cairn]

every time you ask it gets delayed another day

[polar python]

samsung users when u could open the google app and say ok google reset this phone and it removes the frp lock

[desert cairn]

based lowkey

[untold helm]

No notifications, no sideloading

[desert cairn]

shows how useless google software is

[sour canyon]

android frp is hilarously weak

[winter meadow]

FRP is useless compared to activation lock

[frosty grail]

awww

[trail isle]

they’re so light too

[frosty grail]

breaking: buns born

[crisp saffron]

bedrock works.

[frosty grail]

time to remotely brick your phone

[trail isle]

BREAKING!!!!

[sour canyon]

how was kittymaxine already taken

[trail isle]

does it put a . before bedrock usernamse

[crisp saffron]

yes

[desert cairn]

mineek

[trail isle]

i know someone in another server with the exact same display name "Jolly Maxine" so im not surprised

[untold helm]

Move left 1 block and check your X position

[tawdry dust]

Yoo

Is there any way of unlocking ur phone with drawing?

[crisp saffron]

.

[desert cairn]

Yoo
Is there any way of unlocking ur phone with drawing?

[trail isle]

ok so like you should totally start whitelisting peopel

[half compass]

Is there any way of unlocking ur phone with drawing?

[untold helm]

Doodle tweak

[tawdry dust]

Wym?

[half compass]

The tweak that goes by the name doodle

[tawdry dust]

Like what next

[untold helm]

A tweak that lets you
unlock ur phone with drawing

[tawdry dust]

Wait

[desert cairn]

truly the smartest people in this server

[red hinge]

my password gonna be

[tawdry dust]

What do I do now

[half compass]

[desert cairn]

use ur eyes twin

[trail isle]

get a phone that isnt on ios 26

[untold helm]

Your on iOS 26, you can’t jailbreak and therefore cannot get the tweak

[desert cairn]

no you cannot downgrade no there will never be an ios 26 jailbreak

[untold helm]

(Unless you count tvOS as iOS)

[half compass]

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-linux-aplay-urandom-random-gif-26003711

[tawdry dust]

Wym

Why can’t u

[half compass]

Spit on it

[trail isle]

literally cooking up heat

[jaunty frost]

having your tonsils removed on Monday and then having McDonalds today is not normal but for me it is because with pain meds ig

[velvet imp]

what'd they give you

oxy

[trail isle]

murder

[jaunty frost]

children’s liquid ibuprofen, 2 spoonful doses and children’s Tylenol 2 spoonful doses

[untold helm]

The tweak is intended for jailbroken devices. However due to apples increased security and other factors recent iOS versions like iOS 26 cannot be jailbroken

[half compass]

Where the fuck did you get the ip from

[red hinge]

hi can i have ios 26 jailbreak

[untold helm]

Sure!

[trail isle]

are you blind

[jaunty frost]

given in the morning at 9 am

[abstract tundra]

damn crazy

[trail isle]

im not even whitelisted tho @half compass

[untold helm]

I need to update my discord

[red hinge]

what's this weird white bar at the top of my apple music window wtf

[half compass]

Im not on desktop

Fr

[trail isle]

does it not auto update

???

[untold helm]

Sideloaded

[trail isle]

oh yeah its prob not on my phone

on my laptop is patched latest

[untold helm]

Can u just dm me the ip 🥹

[thick tapir]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBEtMUELoi8

❓

[half compass]

What

The fuck

[trail isle]

ok wait a sec

Please retry with a different device or other authentication method to sign in. For more details, please see this link

[half compass]

How does this work

[jaunty frost]

rip sprint got this phone in September 2023 for a dollar but never tested it cuz no charger but found charger at goodwill for a dollar so total price 2 dollar

lgpm225

[trail isle]

what in the y2k is that wallpaper

i love it

[jaunty frost]

lg droplet water wallpaper i think it’s the default on some phones

[trail isle]

so fun

[jaunty frost]

giving 2005 vibes oat

[trail isle]

fym oat

of all time

[jaunty frost]

yes

ts got animated icons wut

[trail isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1340438276443734129/1450686227488706652/caption.gif

[winter meadow]

What the hell

[red hinge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1340438276443734129/1450686227488706652/caption.gif

[trail isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1340438276443734129/1450686227488706652/caption.gif

[obtuse igloo]

https://fxtwitter.com/gtavi_countdown/status/2001796338812354931 this is so cool wtf

GTA 6 Countdown ⏳ (@GTAVI_Countdown)

The original GTA Vice City is now playable everywhere.
︀︀
︀︀A team of developers managed to make a browser port of the game that features:
︀︀- Original game with all key features
︀︀- Fast startup
︀︀- All screen resolutions
︀︀- Gamepads and touch controls
︀︀- Local and cloud saves
︀︀
︀︀(Source: www.reddit.com/r/GTA/s/HW1h0F0oj7))

**💬 113 🔁 1.5K ❤️ 16.6K 👁️ 901.0K **

FxTwitter · Dec 18, 2025, 11:26 PM

[spring wren]

damn wtf

[valid pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1340438276443734129/1450686227488706652/caption.gif

[winter meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1340438276443734129/1450686227488706652/caption.gif

[trail isle]

bro what

[jaunty frost]

we love cats I’m more of a cat person than dogs

[trail isle]

my pb is like 82

[low mortar]

try using opendyslexic font

[untold helm]

Browser port!!!!

[jaunty frost]

my mom has 3 fucking maniac puppies

[low mortar]

[valid pawn]

Alright bro i guess

💔💔💔

[trail isle]

its my speed not reading

[low mortar]

L

my reading speed wasnt the issue, it was my reading accuracy

[trail isle]

its fine 80wpm is plenty fast enough

[low mortar]

now its my typing speed

[chilly bear]

he he he

[jaunty frost]

Finding chargers for old phones is hell

[thick tapir]

my problem is my hands i literally cant physically use the fingers on my right hand to type 😢

[thick tapir]

which makes no sense as i am right handed

[low mortar]

I attribute this to games

[copper pelican]

longest lasting meme but I think we gotta let it go now

[thick tapir]

actually probably true

[low mortar]

I got so used to getting good with my left hand on the keyboard

and my right hand on the mouse

[chilly bear]

no

no this can't be

[low mortar]

my right hand just never had to think about typing

[chilly bear]

im scared exodus.

[thick tapir]

my left hand i can easily type like 150 wpm and my right hand is like 60 wpm 😭

[winter meadow]

Do u know about the great meme reset

[crisp saffron]

Do I need nochatreports on the server

[thick tapir]

so balances out to like 120 wpm

[winter meadow]

It’s going to happen anyway

[ornate latch]

I think so

[ornate latch]

It's a good thing to have

[tame shuttle]

Hi

[untold helm]

Should

[crisp saffron]

am i being dumb

can someone find the plugin

[copper pelican]

im NOT talking about some dank beans with my friends 😭✌️

[chilly bear]

everyones getting banned from mp if u don't

[winter meadow]

Hi Korfi

[crisp saffron]

Also simple voice chat is installed on the server

[ornate latch]

https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/nochatreports-spigot-paper-1-19-1-21-11.102931/

[ornate latch]

I would remove this

Because of uhhh

Slurs

[crisp saffron]

Idc

[ornate latch]

Oh ok

[idle stone]

i like the Hanukkah logo ngl

[ornate latch]

Time to say the f-word every two seconds

[tame shuttle]

[low mortar]

this server has voice chat

voice chat doesnt imply slurs

[crisp saffron]

you imply slurs by implying slurs

[low mortar]

nooka im going to call you a slur

[winter meadow]

No go further with slurs
-# /j

[ornate latch]

Yeah but it's easy to break rules with it

[untold helm]

(https://github.com/Aizistral-Studios/No-Chat-Reports/wiki/Protecting-Server-Players also this)

[obtuse igloo]

@spark gale Hola can I have chasebox role removed pls

[ornate latch]

Hm

[obtuse igloo]

thank

[low mortar]

@spark gale Hola can I have chasebox role removed pls

[obtuse igloo]

[untold helm]

@crisp saffron

[low mortar]

:3

[untold helm]

:3

[crisp saffron]

i think i've done it all

[obtuse igloo]

mass chasebox role unfollowing January 1st spread the word

[clever bone]

Not me I’m older

[low mortar]

I just got tired of it

[untold helm]

Barely..

[low mortar]

9/10 the dude just gives up after a few minutes

[obtuse igloo]

yea

[low mortar]

or crashes

its like a 1/100 something exciting happens

[clever bone]

No

@low mortar bro am I going to make it to MIT

[ornate latch]

No

[low mortar]

and if something exciting does happen I can watch the highlights on youtube with commentary from florida jesus

[untold helm]

The MIT OSS license maybe?

[crisp saffron]

Noooooooooooooooooo

there's no grave plugins

[clever bone]

Notice how I’ve never lost doubt of making it to MIT

[muted shuttle]

gravesx?

[clever bone]

I just don’t know when to quit.

[ornate latch]

Not needed anyways

[muted shuttle]

Does that support 1.21.11

[untold helm]

Why mit in particular

Is the server using viaversion

[crisp saffron]

not updated

[ornate latch]

No

[chilly bear]

theres probably a datapack you can use

[ornate latch]

You're gonna have to play in 1.21.11

[muted shuttle]

trol

[ornate latch]

@crisp saffron https://modrinth.com/datapack/ketket-graves

[crisp saffron]

Ok wait

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Hi is the server up yet

[low mortar]

you need a portfolio my guy

[velvet imp]

honestly just make it modded

[low mortar]

and you need to be working on it now

[muted shuttle]

nop

[crisp saffron]

no

[chilly bear]

lost 75% of players

some people (like me) dont like modded

[low mortar]

to go to mit you're ocmpeting with people who have been working on it dedicated since 12/13

[velvet imp]

im not saying like heavily modded

[untold helm]

25% of 0 is still 0

[polar python]

Hey so hypothetically what if we make gir in java as a dummy minecraft plugin and then we can technically host gir for free on discords servers

[chilly bear]

true...

[crisp saffron]

can you add datapacks to existing worlds

[desert cairn]

yea

[untold helm]

Yes

[ornate latch]

Yes

[untold helm]

Drop into the data packs folder

[crisp saffron]

Oh slay

ok thank god

i didn't want to turn keep inv on

[untold helm]

If /reload doesn’t work you would need to start the server

[clever bone]

GHIS IS MY IMAGE

???

[polar python]

GHIS IS MY IMAGE

[ornate latch]

???

[polar python]

Bro /reload is bad bro always fully restart ur server bro

[untold helm]

GHIS IS MY IMAGE

[low mortar]

@clever bone fwiw when mit interviewers ask why you havent started working on a portfolio you can't say "I dont have a wifi usb dongle"

[polar python]

Yes he can

They wont take it as a valid excuse but he can say that

[chilly bear]

@clever bone lie about your past

[clever bone]

Because MIT is the greatest place

Image the baddies there

[ornate latch]

There are no baddies

Only men

[tame shuttle]

It isnt about the baddies i fear

[chilly bear]

jayy has only the best of intentions

[ornate latch]

I'm not kidding

[chilly bear]

im there??

[clever bone]

I’m going to make MIT a party school

[low mortar]

MIT does not want you

[clever bone]

Bro cap

[clever bone]

Cap

[clever bone]

No?

[ornate latch]

Keep lying to yourself buddy

[chilly bear]

thx bru

[muted shuttle]

Hey

[ornate latch]

Use Prism

[low mortar]

MIT is one of the most heavily competed after schools in the world

[tame shuttle]

Microsoft:

[low mortar]

you can't expect to just get in for free

[chilly bear]

can prism do bedrock

[clever bone]

In 6 years from now when I’m starting my first shift at Apple I’m going to look back and see the way I got in

[ornate latch]

No

[chilly bear]

can prism make my bed rock

[ornate latch]

And that's good

[untold helm]

*NIX Minecraft bedrock launcher

[tame shuttle]

Your bed rocks in bedrock, that shit will float because of a “bug” (feature) in the next update

[clever bone]

I bribe

Breve

BIELEVE

believe

[tame shuttle]

😭

[low mortar]

dude

[chilly bear]

mrims

[low mortar]

you arent gonna be getting into mit with this attitude

i can tell you with this confidence

[clever bone]

Yo guys how do u guys get rid of THAT smell from ur sheets?

[ornate latch]

He wants to get into MIT to get girls

[chilly bear]

wash it

probably

[low mortar]

a washing machine

[clever bone]

Bro it’s like I want a smart girl independent

[low mortar]

and detergent

[clever bone]

there’s this one girl who I would love

But she’s

No

[ornate latch]

There are NO girls in MIT

[tame shuttle]

Sigh

[ornate latch]

Only nerd men

[tame shuttle]

[chilly bear]

but ur already seeing someone and u dont wanna lead her on?

[clever bone]

I can just go to Harvard

[clever bone]

no

[ornate latch]

Good luck bro

[chilly bear]

oh yea true

[crisp saffron]

Ugh we're going to have to have essentials aren't we

[desert cairn]

Ts guy so out of touch

[ornate latch]

No

Please

No

[clever bone]

I mean walk there

No attend it

[chilly bear]

spyware :/

[low mortar]

there are girls in mit but they are not the kind who are there to just get laid

[clever bone]

I just want a girl who’s smart

[crisp saffron]

I can smell half the server crying about the lack of /home

[ornate latch]

Yeah

[chilly bear]

good

[ornate latch]

They can go fuck themselves

[chilly bear]

let them cry

pussies

[crisp saffron]

Ok good

Thank god some people agree

Build a fucking transport network

[clever bone]

I’m going to go grief in the server

[chilly bear]

nether ice highways

[tame shuttle]

Just build a new home

[muted shuttle]

Unironically this

[clever bone]

@low mortar you under estimate the power of my ego

[sour canyon]

increase maximum minecart speed

[tame shuttle]

Bro rivals Vegeta in pride

[low mortar]

you under estimate the mit entry requirements

[ornate latch]

Your ego is gonna get yourself into juvie

[crisp saffron]

is that possible

[muted shuttle]

I kinda like /home but its also fun making railways and ice bridges

[clever bone]

Don’t worry

I just need a WiFi usb

Please guy

I need ts

[muted shuttle]

Wow

[sour canyon]

gamerule minecartMaxSpeed

[low mortar]

then what

what will you do then

[crisp saffron]

Yo ok

[tame shuttle]

Awesome gamerule

[crisp saffron]

playerSleepingPercentage is getting changed to 25%

[sour canyon]

it might be locked to the "Minecart Improvements" experiment

but you can still probably get it on the server

[clever bone]

I will learn to start coding, do my homework on there (my school laptop has 4gb of ram) on win 11, and then I’ll be able to study and prepare for next years AP classes

[sour canyon]

https://minecraft.wiki/w/Minecart_Improvements

[velvet zenith]

Then what

[muted shuttle]

for your DMs!

[polar python]

nebula ahh laptop

[velvet zenith]

They got libraries in this world

They got computers

[polar python]

Thanks maxine I will be dming this bot now because of this exact message thank u for convincing me to dm modmail

[clever bone]

okay but no

[sour canyon]

oh you're gonna have to edit level.dat

funny

[crisp saffron]

this is why the world limit is good

[ornate latch]

This is why you're not making it

[polar python]

Is tpa enabled

[muted shuttle]

Yea im not doing this

I dont wanna break something

[sour canyon]

skulley

[crisp saffron]

No

[sour canyon]

rip minecarts

[ornate latch]

What will be the border

[muted shuttle]

Use ice bridges

[clever bone]

@crisp saffron if I make it to MIT can I flex it everyday

[polar python]

Turn that shit on some of us are employed I dont have all day to be walkin across the map

[crisp saffron]

world is 10k x 10k

[muted shuttle]

And stock minecart speed

[muted shuttle]

Use ice bridges

[chilly bear]

no you have to walk

[crisp saffron]

Time to be a community bruh

[chilly bear]

and ask someone if you can come via pigeon

[clever bone]

There should be a postal office service

[sour canyon]

realistically, if you flex your college all the time, people will think you are arrogant

[clever bone]

In mc

[chilly bear]

on it boss

[clever bone]

Buddy look at me

[velvet zenith]

Hey guys i go to MIT

Hey

Did you know

[clever bone]

Everyone’s gonna wonder why ts alt kid is going to MIT

[velvet zenith]

Im enrolled at mit

Hey

Im mit student

Hello listen to me im mit student

Im better than all of you because im mit student

[low mortar]

@clever bone if you think you have to flex what college you go to you probbaly dont belong there

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Im at mit

[clever bone]

I’m just playing

[polar python]

@desert cairn Im at mit

[crisp saffron]

@muted shuttle Eta

[clever bone]

But I will be so fucking excited

[chilly bear]

anyone else at MIT

[velvet zenith]

2 year

[crisp saffron]

My god

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[crisp saffron]

The things we do for this server

[clever bone]

Bro

I keep getting loan calls :(

[muted shuttle]

Fr these bitches better play

[velvet zenith]

No

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

Im not joining this server if maxine touched anything with it

[low mortar]

why do you bother

[wicked surge]

what bitches?

[chilly bear]

u

and me

[low mortar]

nooka you been doing this shit for too long

[velvet zenith]

People r gonna play for 2 weeks and then stop playing

[muted shuttle]

Why

[velvet zenith]

Cause christmas break is over

[indigo bough]

hi guys

[muted shuttle]

Member Pro

[wicked surge]

at least im a sexy bitch

OtterHappy

[low mortar]

true

[crisp saffron]

commited to the bit now

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-lie-gif-9063740662564569899

[low mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-black-cat-traffic-cone-cute-gif-13455862325107485895

[velvet zenith]

@crisp saffron Do u think best buy will ship this s10 apple watch that i paid 150 for

[crisp saffron]

Idk I need a shit

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[sour canyon]

how

[indigo bough]

nooka has spent the last 16 hours straight working on the minecraft server

give some respect smh

[low mortar]

"I have a task that cannot be delegated"

[velvet zenith]

best buy canada did a little silly thing and made it so that the normal discount and the discount from having a mybestbuy account stacked

[indigo bough]

bru my entire house smells like petrol

pmo

[crisp saffron]

😭

I have not

[velvet zenith]

And they set the discount from the mybestbuy account to be 240 off or whatever

[low mortar]

mine smells of a dead rat

[ornate latch]

Sorry

[velvet zenith]

Instead of 10 off

[indigo bough]

hm

[chilly bear]

why is there a non explicit ver

[indigo bough]

[low mortar]

a fucking rat died under the floor boards on the bottom floor abour 2/3 weeks ago and the whole house smells putrid

[teal bramble]

@crisp saffron is the server up

[velvet zenith]

it looks really silly

[indigo bough]

ik i’m pretty sure 1000 blunts has one too

[ornate latch]

No

[teal bramble]

unfortunate

[chilly bear]

useless

[indigo bough]

how unfortunate.

[ornate latch]

Fortunate

[indigo bough]

fr

who tf is listening to $uicideboy$ clean bruh

[crisp saffron]

Can't wait to play r/jb minecraft on my nintendo switch

[chilly bear]

clean or clean

[indigo bough]

they’re name is more inappropriate than a clean song

[ornate latch]

He's talking about you btw

[chilly bear]

yea

[indigo bough]

oh i see

[chilly bear]

sorry...

[indigo bough]

i can’t wait to join on my apple tv

i’m 5% sure it’s 1.13

[ashen basin]

I cant wait to play handheld on the Wii U edition

[indigo bough]

yah fr

ima borrow my friend 3DS and join on that

[crisp saffron]

@ashen basin Are you gonna farm vibrant visual screenshots

[chilly bear]

what is disallowed on the server

[ornate latch]

Everything

[chilly bear]

oh ok

[trail isle]

chat so dead i can see tumbleweeds

[indigo bough]

ima farm distant horizons + shaders screenshots

[indigo bough]

vro it’s active rn

[low mortar]

what the frick

[trail isle]

nvm my entire discord was cooked

hi guys

[low mortar]

L

hi kate

[indigo bough]

loser

hi kate ig :/

[low mortar]

we were talking about how much better it was without you

[trail isle]

so can i like play on the mc server now

[ornate latch]

No

[trail isle]

booooo

[indigo bough]

nah vro

[trail isle]

poo

[chilly bear]

the whole thing broke and they canceled it

[trail isle]

how rude

[chilly bear]

sorry

[low mortar]

i think i need to close some apps

[crisp saffron]

Oh wtf

does coreprotect not have claims

[indigo bough]

this is so real bruh

[trail isle]

my 16gb m1 would just die

[desert cairn]

no usually the claims plugins use coreprotect as a backend im p sure

[ashen basin]

Fuck yeah

[indigo bough]

my 16gb m1 pro handles this just fine

idk what ur on bruh

[trail isle]

pro

mines the peasant version

[wicked surge]

thats like me and firefox tabs

500 open

[indigo bough]

it’s okay

[low mortar]

i have 277 tabs rn

research paper writing mode

[indigo bough]

SO REAL

i’m always 100 tabs at a minimum

[low mortar]

so eepy

[lavish dew]

dawg im still maining a mid 2012 macbook pro

[indigo bough]

ik if i close it i’ll forget about it so i just don’t

[chilly bear]

wtf r u guys googling

[thick tapir]

wtf is this thumbnail 🥀

[lavish dew]

thats the best computer i have

[low mortar]

reading many a paper

getting sources

to reference

[indigo bough]

pape

[low mortar]

shut

im exhausted

its been a long year

[chilly bear]

grok can do that for you.

[low mortar]

im not using grok

i have standards

[trail isle]

so no head?

[lavish dew]

fr

[trail isle]

@storm herald

[lavish dew]

most brainrot ai

[indigo bough]

what

[trail isle]

vro

[thick tapir]

chupapi munyanyo

[trail isle]

i have 1 tab open

its youtube

[indigo bough]

but the other tabs are important

[chilly bear]

i also have 1 tab open

[indigo bough]

what if u wanna visit it again

[chilly bear]

its cookie clicker

[crisp saffron]

My god

[trail isle]

cmd y

[ornate latch]

oh great

[crisp saffron]

Grief prevention hasn't been updated since .9

[ornate latch]

I can see the IP for the server

this is cool

[indigo bough]

history is a pita

[trail isle]

pita bread

[indigo bough]

yes

[trail isle]

wow

[sour canyon]

Lol

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/naan-indianbread-waah-yummy-foodporn-gif-5010411

wait thats naan bread not pita bread

fuck

[polar python]

Hey is the server up yet

[spring wren]

idk bro ping 1.1.1.1

[trail isle]

no

[polar python]

Last login: Fri Dec 19 10:34:31 on ttys000
stkc@Josephs-MacBook-Pro ~ % ping 1.1.1.1
PING 1.1.1.1 (1.1.1.1): 56 data bytes
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=0 ttl=54 time=30.438 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=1 ttl=54 time=26.342 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=2 ttl=54 time=20.097 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=3 ttl=54 time=30.748 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=4 ttl=54 time=37.223 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=5 ttl=54 time=19.896 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=6 ttl=54 time=50.221 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=7 ttl=54 time=43.141 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=8 ttl=54 time=53.176 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=9 ttl=54 time=29.045 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=10 ttl=54 time=28.643 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=11 ttl=54 time=48.182 ms

What now.

[ornate latch]

No bruh its offline

[wicked surge]

ping me daddy

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Ofc u broke the server

[wicked surge]

blehhhh

[indigo bough]

send it to mapleai maker

[muted shuttle]

I wasnt the one that shut it down

[ornate latch]

On it

[polar python]

[trail isle]

#bannooka

[indigo bough]

kk lmk when the bot net attacks

[velvet zenith]

Theyre a bit silly but some people have gotten them

Or atleast tracking numbers

So im praying

I dont really need one my s7 works just fine

[ashen basin]

Can’t wait for pics like this on the server with yalls shitty ass builds

[trail isle]

i think that @chilly bear is going to ddos the server

[velvet zenith]

But how can you say no to a 600 dollar watch being sold for 150

[indigo bough]

we are not getting anything that nice looking

hope yk

[chilly bear]

yes sorry

[polar python]

greedy

[trail isle]

oh ok

[chilly bear]

im building kiwi pixel art

[ashen basin]

“With yalls shitty ass builds”

[velvet zenith]

u saying this like u wouldnt either

[trail isle]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G8DA2SNW0AEqz4e.gif

[indigo bough]

yes

[velvet imp]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-please-speed-i-need-this-tired-blow-gif-15401023925154467112

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-guy-chill-stleed-baby-chill-baby-gif-1272902020921763690

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1365741776375255062/1449833251643326575/67.gif

[chilly bear]

fuck me @dense zinc i have a test to do

literally no point geminis gonna do it for me

[ornate latch]

Why you asking kiwi to fuck you

Wtf

[indigo bough]

don’t you know?

[half compass]

@spark gale Hey buddy the sun is down where’s the next candle

[chilly bear]

yk

[half compass]

I don’t see it

[ornate latch]

@spark gale Hey buddy the sun is down where’s the next candle

[runic jay]

can some please help me i have no phone i locked myself in my room i need someone to call 911 for me

please

[half compass]

Buddy

[indigo bough]

yeah sure

[half compass]

Do it yourself

[chilly bear]

gosh ur useless

[tame shuttle]

How are you talking here

[half compass]

You’re clearly talking here

[indigo bough]

use VOIP

[runic jay]

i have no phone please

[trail isle]

i am going to voip myself

[runic jay]

im not joking

[indigo bough]

use google voice from ur laptop

[runic jay]

swear on my lide

[ashen basin]

Look at this guy’s status

[chilly bear]

ok send address

[runic jay]

i cant i have a pc

[spring wren]

whats the address

[half compass]

Ok

[indigo bough]

crazy

[half compass]

Name and address

[runic jay]

can i dm u

[indigo bough]

yeah

[half compass]

Nah

[ornate latch]

Send all of your info in my DMs

[chilly bear]

yes pls

[ornate latch]

Jk don't

I'm not helping you

[runic jay]

holy fucking shit yall are weird

[trail isle]

i think its u vro

[chilly bear]

im gonna send u a pizza

[ashen basin]

You got bigger issues to worry about than us

[green bramble]

Now playing - jolly kate

Mojo Pin

Jeff Buckley • Grace

18584 total scrobbles

[indigo bough]

we are NOT believing ur fake ass story bro

go find some other thing to do

[ornate latch]

you're the one who came into an iOS jailbreaking server asking for us to call 911

[thick tapir]

i love fent

[ornate latch]

anything but a job

[thick tapir]

dawg what

[runic jay]

i have no where else bro this is my most active server

[thick tapir]

how do you lock yourself in a room ❓

[half compass]

Yeah fr

[thick tapir]

open ur window or sum shit idfk

[half compass]

Also why do you need to call 911

[velvet zenith]

No it isnt

[ashen basin]

Which room let me tell them

[velvet zenith]

Stupid trader

[half compass]

Break the door open

[indigo bough]

idk a rubber room with rats

[thick tapir]

calling 911 for locking yourself in your room is wild 😭

[ornate latch]

can we ban this dude

it's a troll

[tame shuttle]

Breaking and exiting

[tender snow]

hi

[wicked surge]

windows are easyier

[indigo bough]

hey how you’ve been?

[ashen basin]

Twink ass can’t even kick down a door

[runic jay]

i locked the door and barricaded it, my dad is tryna being weird n shi ian talk to him in a yr

[tender snow]

tired

[indigo bough]

fair

[thick tapir]

just take the pins out of the hinge

[ornate latch]

that's your problem

[indigo bough]

who’s ian bruh

[runic jay]

he tryna beat me n shi

[tender snow]

how abt u

[tame shuttle]

Call the police on HIM 😭

[spring wren]

someone turn on the mc server

[runic jay]

im trying

i have no phone

[indigo bough]

i’m alr

[tender snow]

that's nice

[lavish dew]

slide the ip

[thick tapir]

get a nail and hit it against the bottom of the pins ez

[spring wren]

whats ur emergency @runic jay

[indigo bough]

u don’t get access.

[trail isle]

my teacher in college

[spring wren]

text 911 on google voice or something if u really need help

[ornate latch]

@runic jay Please turn it on

Pleaseeeeeeeeee

[split nimbus]

the new jailbreak Minecraft server is beautiful !! 🤩

[lavish dew]

🥀

[runic jay]

i dont have one bro

[trail isle]

LET US IN THEN

FUH

[ashen basin]

wtf this is my job

[trail isle]

also gimme the seed thx

[wicked surge]

so are you

[indigo bough]

wow

[thick tapir]

noclip !?!?!?!?!? !??!?!?!? ?!? MODULATORS!?!?!??! ?!?!

banned

[half compass]

Take the beating then call the police

[ornate latch]

It's clearly offline

[indigo bough]

it’s called freecam bud

[split nimbus]

very high hill

[trail isle]

boo

[thick tapir]

i forgot the word

[indigo bough]

yeah.

[thick tapir]

im lowkey slow asf

[indigo bough]

it’s okay everyone forgets stuff time to time

[ashen basin]

I’ve heard voxy is 100x better than distant horizons btw

But windows only

[trail isle]

the new jailbreak Minecraft server is beautiful !! 🤩

[indigo bough]

it could work on linux

[ornate latch]

then it's worse

for being Windows only

[thick tapir]

is message logger allowed in minecraft server?

[indigo bough]

i’ve been trying to get it on asahi

[trail isle]

asahi

[thick tapir]

doesnt minecraft still log messages by default?

[lavish dew]

yeah it does

[indigo bough]

it’s missing some library only made for x86_64

[lavish dew]

in logs

[trail isle]

mods message logger

[lavish dew]

.minecraft/logs/

[half compass]

@crisp saffron Ummmm is nochatreports going to be on

[indigo bough]

i’ve gotten it running but nothing renders soo

[ornate latch]

yes

[crisp saffron]

Yes ofc

[half compass]

Ok awesome

[indigo bough]

good

[ornate latch]

you can spam slurs

Don't worry

[ashen basin]

Oh it’s over for yall

[indigo bough]

@crisp saffron what version did y’all settle on again?

[crisp saffron]

Look

[trail isle]

1.21.11

latest

thank god

[half compass]

Slopification

[trail isle]

oh my god grace by jeff buckley is go good

[ornate latch]

Paper 1.21.11

[indigo bough]

kk

[indigo bough]

bro why paper i wanna build a redstone ICBM

[ornate latch]

Server location is Virginia too Guys

[indigo bough]

rigged

[low mortar]

I just got an email from someone who allegedly lives in the flat above the one I used to live in because apparently the flat I moved out of 5 months ago has a leak in it

[half compass]

Can people request whitelisting

Or not yet

[crisp saffron]

No

Please stop pinging me every two seconds with questions about the server I am losing my fucking mind

[low mortar]

and the building management people gave the person whos flat is leaking into my flat my email

despite me moving out of the flat 5 months ago

[thick tapir]

water leak?

[low mortar]

yeah

[thick tapir]

oh

[low mortar]

why the fuck are my details still on file as the resident, i moved out 5 months ago

surely it sohuld be the person who fucking reported the leak

[elder coral]

Request they be removed

[ashen basin]

Bros regretting the mc server already 😭

[half compass]

Yeah fr

Im building a tnt cannon

To save r/jailbreak

[muted shuttle]

We will obliterate you

@crisp saffron @crisp saffron

[crisp saffron]

Yay

[half compass]

Ok buddy good luck making a better tnt canon

[ashen basin]

Factions mc server omg

[half compass]

My design is patented

[muted shuttle]

I have Op

Good Luck buddy

[low mortar]

what is this

[muted shuttle]

Transferring the world to R jailbreak mc

[low mortar]

wonderful

[trail isle]

let us play then

[ashen basin]

I will actually build something nice that we can all blow up together……… if I don’t get burnt out first

[trail isle]

yipee

[crisp saffron]

what part about the 20th did you not understand

[split nimbus]

SCREENSHOT OF NEW SERVER ???

[trail isle]

blah blah blah its the 20th in 3 hours

[half compass]

20th of what

[crisp saffron]

January

[low mortar]

mfw I will be finishing my degree before even tihnking about joining a new minecraft server

💀

[muted shuttle]

Later stibby

[crisp saffron]

Type of instructions r/jb users need

[indigo bough]

only 1 month guys its fine

[trail isle]

join at some point tho

[low mortar]

after my degree

[indigo bough]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[low mortar]

only 5 more months

[half compass]

I will build the greatest tnt canon anyone has ever seen

[trail isle]

brilliant

[indigo bough]

ill help

[trail isle]

i will

[half compass]

I will make r/jailbreak great again

[trail isle]

uhh

[ashen basin]

Bro is taking all the diamonds and netherite before we can get in

[half compass]

Nuke all my opponents

[indigo bough]

ill get the TNT you make the cannon

sound good?

[low mortar]

if i get distracted any more I will end up killing my self or failing

[trail isle]

real

[low mortar]

losing 2.5 months to my brain just

[trail isle]

i really need to lock in next term

[low mortar]

same

[trail isle]

i BARELY got away this month

almost failed 🎋

[half compass]

Add terralith bruh

[low mortar]

I only got away this month because I got lucky

I finally found a drug that worked and fixed me

[trail isle]

that is good

[low mortar]

If I didn't get lucky with that one drug or the doctor didnt prescribe it I'd still be fucked

[trail isle]

well at least you have it now

you can now lock in

[low mortar]

yeah

lock the FUCK in

[trail isle]

LOCK TF IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO! GO! GO!

i want a m4 mac mini

with 1tb storage and 32gb ram

[low mortar]

well

it turns out

theres a way to get those

the world invented a system for it

[trail isle]

have money

[low mortar]

its called money

[dense zinc]

sorry terralith is too mainstream

[trail isle]

i dont have money

[velvet imp]

Sigh my power just went out

[muted shuttle]

im chewing on your power lines

mmmm yummy ....

[velvet imp]

I’m joining the promote Maxine gang

[trail isle]

the server just opened bro what r u doing

[velvet imp]

Oh

[trail isle]

slash jayy

[half compass]

Terralith rjb minecraft would be peak

[low mortar]

maxine cant be promoted

thats the fun part

[half compass]

Vanilla sucks ass

[trail isle]

cant how

[low mortar]

not even in the maxine sucks way

[low mortar]

because theres too many admins, there would be no moderators left

[gusty gulch]

nitro please queen

[dense zinc]

tectonic yummy

[low mortar]

maxine is the only moderator

[trail isle]

admins are mods

[velvet imp]

Wait what no way lol

Did all the others like leave

[trail isle]

just make admin a hidden role and make every admin say mod in member list

ez

[low mortar]

everyone got promoted or left

[trail isle]

#demoteeveryadmin

[muted shuttle]

hydrate

[gusty gulch]

@vital knoll nitro juseyo

[velvet imp]

There’s a simple solution to this

Make me mod

[low mortar]

I thought hydrate was blue

[muted shuttle]

I think night and hydrate were moderator when i first joined this server

[worldly light]

how do i into member pro role

[low mortar]

is hydrate also mod

[trail isle]

make me mod bro

[trail isle]

admin

[gusty gulch]

talk more

[velvet imp]

You talk here, a lot

[worldly light]

oh

[trail isle]

talk for 3 months straight

[worldly light]

i cant pay for it?

aw shucks

[trail isle]

greedy

capitalism

[gusty gulch]

why would you want to pay for it lol

[half compass]

True capitalism

[thick tapir]

lose your life

[worldly light]

bet

[low mortar]

to join the mc server im guessing

[worldly light]

ill die

in like

[trail isle]

bros speaking from experience

[worldly light]

50 years idk

[velvet imp]

Pay for entry into a Mc server I’m crine

[thick tapir]

no

i have a life

[trail isle]

sure bud

[worldly light]

i shall speak then

[trail isle]

youre mem ed

bffr

[thick tapir]

i still have a life vro

[low mortar]

im just waiting for my watch to hit 100% then im going eep

[trail isle]

im hiding the fact that im mem ed by boosting

[low mortar]

need to catch them z's

[worldly light]

speak speak speak

speak sounds

hello world

[trail isle]

even tho aaron MADE ME boost

greedy poohead

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/crunchy-crunchy-cat-luna-cat-chew-gif-15810567256443350805

[low mortar]

@worldly light spam doesn't work either

[worldly light]

if i boost do i get mc server access

[trail isle]

no

[worldly light]

aw

[ashen basin]

Noooooo

[trail isle]

just be active in chat for ages vro

[ashen basin]

wait wrong chat LOL

[worldly light]

b-but

i have a life

[low mortar]

A: mc server is whitelisted, so people have to actually like you
B: Theres a slow mode on xp gain
C: You'll just be banned for spam

[trail isle]

i need to go outside

this is in 5 months btw

[thick tapir]

i love being a foreign nat :P

[half compass]

I should try to illegally cross the ukrainian border

[thick tapir]

she foreign on my nat till i

[trail isle]

probably not

[low mortar]

woof

[half compass]

Why

[spring wren]

https://tenor.com/view/bakarutaidaru-padoru-padoru-padoru-meme-christmas-gif-1554411706646072058

[half compass]

It’s all just fields

[worldly light]

how 2 jailbrek sink

[velvet imp]

The fact that you’re lvl 95 and only 17th on the leaderboards

[worldly light]

water doesnt flow fast enough

[low mortar]

the worst part is

I have a lot of messages that arent counted

[tame shuttle]

I’m still level 89 😭

Thought id be higher i wont lie

[velvet imp]

Oh wha

[low mortar]

12,128 messages that aren't xp counted

[velvet imp]

Different account?

[low mortar]

no

[trail isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1367526379486445752/1449842728199520520/convert.gif

[velvet imp]

I’m confused

[tame shuttle]

Maybe the voice chat text channels

[low mortar]

channels that the bot cant see

[tame shuttle]

Oh

[velvet imp]

Oh lmao

[clever bone]

Erm

[trail isle]

cool people vc

[gusty gulch]

me being like top 10

[clever bone]

That’s not that much only like 50k xp

[gusty gulch]

on the board

[trail isle]

member piss

[fervent dove]

kittymaxine

Level Statistics

Level

87

XP

1045731/1064205

Rank

27/500290

[muted shuttle]

hmmmmmm

[trail isle]

@jagged turret is the number one pisser

[gusty gulch]

do me

[low mortar]

there was a hot minute where I just completely avoided public chats

like

6 months or so

[tame shuttle]

I thought youd be higher than me, wtf

[trail isle]

and cameren was executed

[fervent dove]

jazology

Level Statistics

Level

113

XP

2292225/2293470

Rank

5/500290

[muted shuttle]

Wtf

[tame shuttle]

Oh my god

[gusty gulch]

crazy

[trail isle]

jesus

[muted shuttle]

Anyway

[fervent dove]

Leaderboard

#17 - Level 95

@low mortar

#18 - Level 94

@hexed lily

#19 - Level 93

@austere verge

#20 - Level 92

@crisp saffron

#22 - Level 90

@manic tulip

#23 - Level 90

@alpine cypress

#24 - Level 89

@tame shuttle

#26 - Level 87

@polar python

#27 - Level 87

@muted shuttle

#28 - Level 87

@candid raft

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