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my mom said i used to talk like elmo when i was 4
“Minoob is a dimwitted idiot baby” in high pitched Elmo like voice
“Minoob is a dimwitted idiot baby” in high pitched Elmo like voice
Hey fuck you copycat
Elmo can’t wait until president trump releases the Epstein files and sees Minoob in them
There were the shorts that has short songs but i dont see em here
After YouTube shorts every platform had to add short form content
Vine died so the others could milk every last peace of it
And spotify wrapped made every app have its wrapped
Yeah
Tell me why the software for my electronic coffee cup has a wrapped for how much caffeine I’ve drank
um
no comment
Why does my life have a wrapped
That exists?
No
Aw man
yes
My imagination makes it
I wanted to see my wrapped
wanna see it?
Yes
I wish that Elmo’s X account had been compromised after Mr Kirk got shot and killed, the jokes would’ve been awsome.
Best Buy is such a W
Elmo would be bursting out of laughter
My new tv was broken but they replaced it for free 🙂↕️
Elmo loves Best Buy because they sell hackable Sesame Street merch
Shit was an open box qm7k for $500
peak
Idk how I didn’t notice the entire screen popping out when I bought it lol
Elmo thinks you’re a dimwitted blind man
Elmo can stfu
I can wait a week, I’m too lazy to mount it rn anyways
Gotta put my backlights on it too
Earlier someone said this is the first server where they’ve seen someone make their whole personality after a random guy. Elmo’s compromised X account isn’t a “random guy”, it’s a real “incident” where Elmo’s official X account was compromised and it started posting abhorrent antisemitic and racist content.
You’re the second person I’ve seen here that knows about it
I recently Elmoed Elmo by Elmo, but I've Elmoed many Elmoes Elmoing it's not Elmo (
). I've already unElmoed it and used Elmo, but I'm still Elmoed that my Elmo might not be entirely Elmo. Should I Elmo my Elmo and reElmo it?
that happened?
WHAT
NOO
ELMO WANTS TO FLY OUT TO SONY HQ JAPAN TO FUCKING HIROSHIMA IT
This better not harm my Apple TV snoopy screensaver
I was about to say that
I’ve had it as my screensaver since it came out with iOS 18 (I think?)
Fuck you dimwitted otter moron
Snoopy screensaver having weather and time of day and holidays yeah it’s peak
Elmo
Clover begs to roast his homescreen
You’re a waste of air
The mf from Percy jackson? 😭
Felicity pro theme detected
Ball knowledge but no, Grover from Sesame Street.
Im broke
Lame
piracy /j
Dawg thats the only theme that looks nice imo
Is the 1st gen Apple TV 4K worth it
like for jb?
I dont know
For general use
just buy a 40 dollar premium 2017 Chromebook and put a tv OS on it
and tape a ssd to it
crazy
This is the most dimwitted home SCREEN! WHY DOES THIS LOOK LIKE 2016 iOS, 2020 jailbreak Twitter, AND A RANDOM ANDROID ICON PACK GOT THROWN INTO A BLENDER?? WHY IS THE BACKGROUND PIXELATED BUT THE ICONS SO SMOOTH? ELMO WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS LEVEL OF DIMWITNESS! Oh my! Elmo sees two music apps. Does Elmo listen to music twice at the same time? Nooo! Silly!
HD is extremely laggy i can tell u
its quite fast, tho i run it at 1080p
my hd is soo fucked bro
lol
Two conflicting answers
mines on 26.0.1
on latest too??
the 2015 one im talking
what is an Apple TV even for
How much should it be worth
tv bruh
AND its jailbroken 
yes
absolutely nothing. i'll buy it for $5 just to take it off of your hands.
i got mine for like 20 or 30 bucks
just use a Google tv
cant remember
Ah yes totally
im pretty sure 30
Is tehre any place to get a better or cheaper one?
ebay
anyone got a ipod i could take off their hands
i got mine from shopgoodwill
idk if they ship to u
eBay is kinda sketch with Po boxes
i have a ebay bid down tho and im WINNING
I mean its ios 15,and two music apps just so i can fill the homepage out, reason why the background is pixelated but icons are smooth is beacuse im too lazy to find a pixelated icon pack, hell, you can reccomend me one.
Why does it look like a 2016 ios 2020 jailbreak?
Bro what the fuck do you expect
And a random android icon pack? Bro it was free
And damn you type kinda slow tf
@alpine chasm go for the 45
Alright
is it a glass siri remote?
F33L L1K3 1M DY1NG (untitled_0030)
JOHNNASCUS • F33L L1K3 1M DY1NG (untitled_0030)
this song is so corny but so peak
Black one yes
is the glass cracked
ok good, the older non siri remotes are dogshit
I’m indecisive and didn’t know what to say, also I was quickly scrolling through my massive .txt file of scripts of combined Sesame Street episodes with Elmo and Grover in them to find Sesame Street like answers but I kinda butchered it :/
Seems fine
boring
make sure you crack the glass when you get it
its necessary
They're asking 60 but I can offer 70% which is 42
that is NOT a 4k
"No im putting c-"
youre putting what now
yeah thats not bad, on ebay theyre going for ~40
looks like it says "cum"
it’s a requirement that every siri remote have cracked glass
@sour canyon can confirm
aaaaaaa
A1842
only the 4k first gen has the vents
hello unholy knight
still don’t know why this one doesn’t have a white ring around the menu button
Salutations fellow netizen
i have both versions
true
Took you a sec
white ring is newer
hmm
silent night ?
Oh my! Elmo found a birdshot shotgun, what shall he do with it?
Yes but I don't want to be silent
i still havent figured out how to install kodi on my atv
my brain is slow 1/3 of the time
So I'm taking 2nd verse
wonder why
correlation not causation
fuck my coworkers, one mfer used all his breaks at once, and one mfer called out so imma be all alone for 4 hours
Woaaaahhh! Elmo on a chair!
its all that fentanyl
sum like that
dont think thats elmo
might just use my time off and say fuck it
Too lazy to make an Elmo version :(
@alpine chasm buy a goldeneye and DCSD 
What
Oh god, everyone Elmo’s compromised X account was talking with earlier has left. He’s no longer at the centre of attention!
cables to jailbreak it
itl be ~40 bucks too but uh
worth it trust
What do you even do with a jb apple tv
@alpine chasm @fading panther @manic tulip vc time

I am avoiding liquid glass
kindly end yourself
for all those fun pirated cool apps
Oh hell nah
Piracy
banned
Apple is slowly allowing less transparency which is good
its called a toggle
I mean I have a jellyfin server, what else can a pirated apple tv do
idk its cool ish
u can downgrade to tvos 13
Yes I prefer full frosted glass
if u dont mind not having an appstore
room temp iq
u can pirate the player
like omni
@frosty grail can you unsign old tvos already thanks
i pirate night1337
to stream ur pirated content
There's like 3
I have jellyfin
Shall I dump you all in private vc
There is no need

I can join vc in like an hour
Elmo notices the persons name is Moderator, but Elmo wonders… who is moderating them? Elmo sees “kindly” at the start of the sentence. Elmo is confused. That’s like saying “please” and then throwing a tantrum. Very silly!
I am self regulated.
self bot run by chatgpt
:/
Awh fuck off mate
grok*
nothing wrong with that.
Do not decimate my excellence and slander me to the levels of Grok.
are we gonna have a problem?
youre next
no thanks
when's it my turn
😭
ooh ok
for the greater good
Offer made
I’m not even Elmo!
I’m Elmo’s compromised X account
maihm
what dinner
bone apple teeth
elmos children
oh
I’m just pretending to be Elmo and sending abhorrent antisemitic and racist content!
get a job
you have said the same thing 10 times what is your problem
all likeness of elmo face execution
bros scared
those are the rules
as by extrajudicial ruling, we are on our way
Wait I have one question

can I wait till Trump releases the Epstein files so so I can laugh at @chilly bear face when she’s in the files? Pls
Please don’t execute me
Atleast not now
Epstein edit boii so tuff
that's not epstein?
WAIT WHAT THE HELL
Bro I’m fricking hungry
THATS KIRKIFIED EPSTEIN
shut the hell up
im alr
I’m Elmo’s compromised X account
me? 😦
fun
How dare you call Elmo dogwated
goddd shut the fuck up
too many 67 jokes
Holy fuck
oh
@quiet charm bro get out
ok null ima revew you on reviewdb
haha, 67!
Dude

I wish the mods were here
ur actually a bot bro
fucking POS
jeez
Brother
imagine using hyprland
🥚🐱
fr
what...
sway all day
Why is this server so shit
bro what
Also why u been so active lately @indigo bough
youre a contributor to this problem sir
fym why 
I swear to god Elmo is gonna pull out his birdshot shotgun if all these Sesame Street outsiders don’t stop bullying him
ur the problem dawg
eggcat
part of it
cuz i have nothing to do
@clever bone switch em
Skye please tell me, am I dog water?
very bored
i invoke the 5th
this elmo fella is a jayy alt i just know it
I swear to god the only jay I know is some guy I made out with like almost a decade ago
¶•
definitely not the jay you’re thinking of
dude how old are you
definitely the same jayy
yes
Dude how old are you?
Maybe idk
67!! Haha!
me 3
dont we all.
idk
yes but maxine and nooka are being SLOW
shut it bro
Buy the new Sesame Street addon pack on the Minecraft Bedrock edition marketplace

every time you complain it gets delayed another day
they are trying to reimplement log4j
fries bag
patience 🧘
just in time for christmas 2067
ha
Guys remember buy the new Sesame Street addon pack on the Minecraft Bedrock edition marketplace please
ha
person_in_lotus_position
person_in_lotus_position
What
That was me coping with not being in the centre of attention, it was just a phase.
That was old cringe me
now I’m a new Elmo’s compromised X account who has a birdshot shotgun available at all times.
hey u spelt center wrong
It isn’t centre?
center
no
british
do u know this song?
Cobain
Lil Peep • HELLBOY
.wk lil peep
Elmo refuses to listen to explicit music
i love microplastics
same
Also didn’t lil peep die
twin
yea
yeah you’re not allowed to listen to dead people’s music
🤤
what if im dead too?
when you get to heaven and it’s chinese
Yeah it’s kind of a law, after an artist die you can consume their art.
oh
That’s why Queen died after Freddie passed
ok
secret airplay
it’s stuck again
theyre onto u
67! Haha.
aint now way
whats in ur pocket
breast pocket
weird
not there for me but i’m on kettu
so older version
Fuck COPPA, I can’t get criticism from kids on YouTube anymore.
Wait what year is it
oh shit it’s 2025
The coppa thing took place in 2019
Spooky dog to scare George away

Joe?!!

wow
i can see my hair growing through my leg skin bro why is it transparent


























Elmo thinks you’re dimwitted
bowl of mud
mods rule 1
how tf did you make a sticker hdr
why is this so bright
sticker expert
Fair enough, take me away.
how did you break discord
sticker NERD
cut off my circulation
is it just pngs that can do hdr
@muted shuttle Stupid forgot
i don't wanna be here if you're not
What did i forget
bros asking to get banned
🔑
discord message expert
forgetful ≠ stupid
but won’t cuz he’s above the law apparently
nah he pings maxine all the time and says stuff like "shut up fa" noone ever does anything 🤷
rigged
@quiet charm cut or five degrees
#banshadow
@muted shuttle 🔑
Clearly biased
Wait no i can’t say anything, I’m Elmo’s compromised X account and I’d say stuff like #general message on X
@muted shuttle 🔑
@muted shuttle 🔑
@muted shuttle 🔑
@muted shuttle 🔑
@muted shuttle 🔑

call me elmo's compromised x account the way i be saying nothing
liquid ass
fire tv 😭
it’s valve of course they do
ya it works because you can pair game controllers to the firetv
they have a dedicated menu for bluetooth game controllers
I want the gaben vr
you can use almost all of the firetv with a game controler
I’m gonna ask gaben valve for gaben vr free
fire tv expert
also for some reason it takes a lot of screenshots
in steam link
when you press the ps button
it makes the resolution go funny and then it takes screenshots
Hey is the server up yet @muted shuttle
nookas gonna delay it 6 hours just becuase of that
GYATTTTTTT
+1d
@true tulip is the server up yet
Why did like everyone die this year other than trump
im still here
barely anybody died
nothing ever happens bro
true
Oh yeah I forgot to say “let me get back in character” before saying that thing about trump
oh its /rule
no it's quite easy
Not when you’re as dimwitted as me
ok dimwit
who is this guy bro
Thanks
Dimwit

who is arizz
your mother
minecraft character
what's that
@fallen gale
§
what's a mother
So how’s y’all day going
filter bypass
You can’t listen to xxxtencacion because he’s dead
It’s a law
yes
how do i know if someone is dead?
idk
Idk
I guess if someone is dead
hmmm
try sending a mail pigeon to them
it works for me when I’m contacting someone to check if Grover shred them to pieces
Start a beat
I’m golden Freddy, I like to scare and when I scare I become a nightmare, you’re in the office, probably gonna die and you will die cause you won’t survive.
self react 
yeah jayy does that often
tuff 🥶
Wiked
Alone
Marshmello • Alone
What is wrong with this world? I just saw a post on r/iOS complaining about WhatsApp taking 100gb of storage
what’s so bad about that?
Hey @indigo bough what is going on with @quiet charm
What’s going on with me??
see if wikipedia says is or was
Hey @indigo bough what is going on with @quiet charm
I hope yall don’t find me like @quiet charm cuz damn I am annoying then
Hey @indigo bough what is going on with @quiet charm
Me?! Annoying???!??
how tf am i supposed to know
how tf am i supposed to know
you are an aaron alt
how tf am i supposed to know
@ornate latch https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrGVkxFD/
@indigo bough can I tell you something?
what
@quiet charm too young for discord lil bro
🪫
90 hours in 2 weeks
sounds like an unhealthy addiction
Bro my phone gave me 20% battery notification 3 times 😭
resume
Pretty sure it’s the symbol of peace over there
just say it bro
when you get to heaven but it’s chinese
Cuz it’s not roasted
By I’m a property of Sesame Wormshop
it's like indian for love or something
Rotated
it’s a symbol in buddhism yes
It’s obvious
@dark osprey if I’m allowed to have an X account I’m allowed to have a Discord you dimwit
Shut up
and on top
You shut up
This looks like one of those windows xp bootlegs
that used to be my setup
@storm herald
Why are Taco Bell fries and McDonald’s buffalo sauce so FUCKING GOOD
Try the McDonald’s creamy chili please 🙏
- ari
I like this actually
he’s back
modulators filter bypass :/
Shits amazing too brother
@indigo bough what happened
@near harbor can you confirm
Who tf is arizz
Why don’t I know ts I’m the most active member here since nenevmrr 5th
nenevmrr
@jaunty garnet explain me advent
???
Who is it
what
@muted shuttle Happy birthday!
You don’t need to tell it
@near harbor explain to me @jaunty garnet
Holy shit this grammar is so shit
???
Thanks
Cool for the Summer
Demi Lovato • Confident
https://fxtwitter.com/spectre0799/status/2001753462732734471 @wet helm @onyx urchin
try the videos app
Demi Lovato - Cool for the Summer parody by Rucka Rucka Ali
slow and painful
im getting somewhere
all this just for it to explode 💔
its just boiling water
with an eternal fire
thats all
hey i have that
steam takes up 1600x the volume of liquid water
.
secon
thought bro knew 🥀
nah
we should use this
I mean depends
to generate electricity
Water steam >
is this enough
61 cds
what
steam is steam bru
water steam is more like dense
Okay what is steam?
ew he’s english too
Sup girl
steam isn’t just water in a gas form it’s a bit more then that

Its only bad if you start trolling
idk
johnny
Same
oh my goodness gosh ios screen recording doesn't record other entities in vc
Can we get a truce


Banning you takes too much energy
y’all should unfilter mapleai maker name
based
it’s inconvenient
Steam is water at 100 plus but a lil more cuz of its formation
It has higher phase energy n shit
i mean
for real
Idk who that is
it’s a amazing album
so then what the fuck is “water steam”
setting up my first Mac 🥹
ari bro
a guy with some opinions
lol

Vapor + steam
would you like to eat in or take out
touché
oh ok
It basically means the property’s are easier for energy transfer
wait
probably
Steam is water vapor, often mixed with air or an aerosol of liquid water droplets.

checkmate liberals
gm
Steam is water over 100c in a gas form
it means dumb crap idiot fart face
oh ok
Who the fuck is this guy now
u so smart
Thx
Steam is water vapor, often mixed with air or an aerosol of liquid water droplets. This may occur due to evaporation or due to boiling, where heat is applied until water reaches the enthalpy of vaporization. Superheated or saturated steam is invisible; however, wet steam, a visible mist or aerosol of water droplets, is often referred to as "steam".
idk i trust wikipedia more than u
Yeah
Go to bed
Night
What was I saying steam and the white steam aren’t the same
I took this stuff in like 5th grade lol
damn
Stop ragebaiting
ok
Fine
Dang
oh damn arigoon is gone
yeah something like that.
? what did i miss
A troll
i dont see anything in public mods logs tho
ari
ok
and/or elmo
i saw that account briefly earlie
Get a j*b💔
IT'S TO TIRING
!t roblox
Hey @proper peak, have a look at this!
This Discord server is for iOS jailbreaking, not Roblox. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!
Just leave
K fine?
What?
apple device jailbreaking
@chilly bear
look at nickname
what does it mean?
nvm
Minerd fits much better
I ordered a 3GS and apparently it’s a AT&T locked model 💔
would u bang here
um no
boring
oh
interpret it however you like
ts guy thinks hes mineek
Yes
I will break stuff there
i changed my nickname because null changed their nickname
was gonna change it back soon anyways
did you actually mean to ping me
yes
minoob
mineck
I know
how am I supposed to understand that
i dont know german either
keto transcribe
ha ha lmao
I don't use goyslop
great job centering it discord
keto means jewish in hebrew
No
N
No
N
10 trillion shekels to nebula
sNNo
promised 3,000 years ago too?
I should add a translate button to transcript
nice
This Chinese streamer cut the Apple Vision Pro’s weight in half using a helium balloon.
Rearranged in BandLab
Title Sequence: Stranger Things × Aria Math:—
https://youtu.be/rGOrcuXDoBM?si=UCBEwTDFa-abkyRb
average china activites
why didn't apple think of this one
Server out yet?
@crisp saffron Hey
C major ahh
i want a tungsten cube but i dont wanna switch back
@clever bone i got the Mac
goodnight
how do i get xpand2
yea, but I press it two times so I get two of them
the button remains depressed once you push it once
Press it again to swap back 
So it doesn’t work anymore after once
yea see she gets it
she
Mb
throwing tungsten cube over annoying people
thought it was obvious LMAO
minecraft anvil
too heavy
No
I don’t check profiles
Get stronger
No idea Idl good websites for Mac
why are you a whitename now
nvm
Wdym
slow wifi
Day 1 lifting a tungsten cube
Nobody said how big the tungsten cube would be
me coming to get you
Nor how heavy
i dropped it on my hand and my hand is gone
help....
There’s a size in a picture
hollow
True
maybe
well rip
any Mac users
What MacBook
m4 air 24gb ram
You'll be just fine on macOS 26
bugs?
Advertising purposes
Real cube may be smaller
Yeah theres some roaches in my mac mini but those have been there since macos 15
2025 was an amazing year tbh
😭
❌
Can I get their contacts
Im So Eepy...
then sleep
i gotta shower and go to bed i have plans tomorrow
Yes
Guess i'll stay
Ok
yo FUCK my lineage
yo FUCK my lineage
yo FUCK my lineage
yo FUCK my lineage
yo FUCK my lineage
Maxine.
Hi
what Mac do you have
hello.
Hi blazevale
is macos 26 good
Yeah
😭
I've used it since beta 1
2023 24 and 25 have turned my life around from being horrible to being amazing
is Apple Intelligence good or should i keep it off
I have it on but i never use it
all those years are basically the same for me
lowkey when someone says my full username it makes me feel like I’m in trouble
I’m so used to blaze 😭
?? Because u are in trouble
Sorry
I-
just erased content
gm
without signing in
Activation locked 
no option to connect to wifi
!t icloudbypass
Hey @jaunty garnet, have a look at this!
Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.
If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support
If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support
How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support
If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support
Cant help u bud
it’s not ic locked

