general

[teal bramble]

are we deadass hosting the mc server on maxines server

???

[ruby copper]

Why pregeneate in the first place

[crisp saffron]

faster to do it now

[ornate latch]

no

[crisp saffron]

no

[polar python]

I hope ts discord server host doesnt let u import worlds and maxine wasted 4000w for nothing

[muted shuttle]

So it won't lag on day 1

[ruby copper]

I guess yeah

[desert cairn]

higher performance

[teal bramble]

thank god

[ornate latch]

what location are you guys gonna choose

[sour canyon]

the terrain is being pregnanted

[dense valve]

no it gets hosted by discord

[crisp saffron]

cause world gen causes lag

[ornate latch]

for the Discord server

[dense valve]

?

[crisp saffron]

now imagine 10 people world genning

[teal bramble]

its hosted by shockbyte cuz discord is too poor for it

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle what radius did u pregenrate

[muted shuttle]

10k x 10k

[half compass]

She’s not pregnant ?

[muted shuttle]

Says who

[ruby copper]

Chunks or blocks

[half compass]

What do you mean

[indigo bough]

6000x7000 chunks

[muted shuttle]

blocks

[crisp saffron]

Blocks for now

[trail isle]

@muted shuttle what radius did you impregnate

[ornate latch]

I'm flying to the world border

[muted shuttle]

Without an elytra ?

We will Ban you

[indigo bough]

oak client

[ornate latch]

I would never

[indigo bough]

ftw

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Remember Boat.jar

[sour canyon]

no u wont

[ornate latch]

Paper fixes that

[half compass]

Use the @ruby copper boat fly hack

[ornate latch]

Clearly

[muted shuttle]

Yeah

[ruby copper]

Fr

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn ok i just realized my server is running at 1866MHz

[crisp saffron]

@muted shuttle How big is the world file rn

[muted shuttle]

Installed Capacity 192.00 GB
Maximum Capacity 3072.00 GB
Slots Available 24
Slots Used 24
Error Correction Multi-bit ECC

192GB though

[muted shuttle]

uhhhhhh

let me Check

[half compass]

192gb of pure slop

[desert cairn]

average e5 server

24 slots ???

[ruby copper]

I need to change my nickname again

Any suggestions

[muted shuttle]

root@pve-poweredge:~/rjb-mc-pregen# du -sh world
11G world
root@pve-poweredge:~/rjb-mc-pregen# du -sh world_nether/
6.8G world_nether/
root@pve-poweredge:~/rjb-mc-pregen# du -sh world_the_end/
1.5G world_the_end/
root@pve-poweredge:~/rjb-mc-pregen#

[desert cairn]

mf has 24 8 gig sticks

[muted shuttle]

yup

[low mortar]

root@pve-poweredge:~/rjb-mc-pregen# du -sh world
11G world
root@pve-poweredge:~/rjb-mc-pregen# du -sh world_nether/
6.8G world_nether/
root@pve-poweredge:~/rjb-mc-pregen# du -sh world_the_end/
1.5G world_the_end/
root@pve-poweredge:~/rjb-mc-pregen#

[indigo bough]

wow

[desert cairn]

u shouldve did this on your intel mini pc

[ornate latch]

root@pve-poweredge:~/rjb-mc-pregen# du -sh world
11G world
root@pve-poweredge:~/rjb-mc-pregen# du -sh world_nether/
6.8G world_nether/
root@pve-poweredge:~/rjb-mc-pregen# du -sh world_the_end/
1.5G world_the_end/
root@pve-poweredge:~/rjb-mc-pregen#

[crisp saffron]

english

[muted shuttle]

Nah

[half compass]

boat.jar

[muted shuttle]

11GB overworld, 6.8GB nether, 1.5GB the end

[sour canyon]

i'm getting 56.4 GB in the mail soon

[ruby copper]

TRUE

[indigo bough]

can i host it on my raspi 4gb

[ornate latch]

@half compass bro I read rjb-mc-pregnant

[muted shuttle]

Thats like 20GB overall

[trail isle]

@muted shuttle happy birthday

[crisp saffron]

Oh wow

[muted shuttle]

Time to do 20k x 20k

[ruby copper]

Gm

[crisp saffron]

Yeah do it

[half compass]

Yeah maxine had triplets while generating the world

[indigo bough]

gn

[muted shuttle]

Are you deadass

[ornate latch]

Triplets with jenny

[muted shuttle]

Might as well do 50k x 50k

But at that point might as well do 100k x 100k

[indigo bough]

omg its oak client dot (.) jar

[sour canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/mom-mama-mama-cat-kitten-cat-kitten-gif-5269053

[crisp saffron]

Nah that’ll be like 100gb

[muted shuttle]

mmmm

[ornate latch]

Go big or go home

[crisp saffron]

wtf

[muted shuttle]

Yeah that sounds about right

[sour canyon]

can I complain about the minecraft version so the server gets delayed by 1 hour

[crisp saffron]

yes

[half compass]

Yeah you already are big you fatass

[polar python]

Hey is the server up yet

[indigo bough]

Hey is the server up yet

[ornate latch]

Not as big as your asshole

[crisp saffron]

Boba has thrown a wrench by revealing core protect isn’t updated yet so that’s fun

[muted shuttle]

Everyone I will be hosting this on a dell optiplex 780 please keep that in mind and be careful on there

[muted shuttle]

Are you deadass

[sour canyon]

prince3ds computer

[fallen pelican]

there's so many beautiful people in the world

[half compass]

Sure buddy

[crisp saffron]

I only have two threads to spare

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Can u install this plugin on the server that will seemingly do nothing and then not travel to 12550821 blocks out

[polar python]

@everyone rjb craft delayed

[desert cairn]

you really dont want a server without coreprotect

[half compass]

You’re so big all your clothes are custom made to fit you

[trail isle]

i am one of them

[muted shuttle]

Yeah core solo

[ornate latch]

Where is ari and handnuke at this time

[fallen pelican]

I'm sure you are kate

[half compass]

That’s how fat you are

[muted shuttle]

Ok

No 1.21.11 support

[crisp saffron]

i don’t think we needed it that bad last time

[half compass]

Proof it’s slop

[crisp saffron]

it was literally just for claims

[half compass]

Make it 1.21.10

[indigo bough]

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl?

[crisp saffron]

i don’t think anybody got griefed

[half compass]

More

[ruby copper]

Always good to have just in case tho as a precaution

[desert cairn]

i mean i guess it depends who you let in

[indigo bough]

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl?????

[ruby copper]

Better safe than sorry yk

[ornate latch]

My irl house got griefed

[trail isle]

more

[desert cairn]

if you let in all boosters itll get bad

[sour canyon]

xxxtentacion

[desert cairn]

which i assume you will

[ruby copper]

If all member pros get let in it might be needed

[crisp saffron]

You get banned from minecraft server you get banned from discord

[ruby copper]

oh

Cross bans

[indigo bough]

oh lord

oh heavens

[muted shuttle]

I will be xraying

[half compass]

What if somebody frames you ?

[ornate latch]

will xray be allowed

[indigo bough]

fr

[crisp saffron]

I’ve got a few targets in mind

[indigo bough]

will #b mine diamond_ore

[sour canyon]

can we use duping and fly hacks and killaura and elytrabounce?

[ruby copper]

Me about to put a player skull of nooka in an item frame

[half compass]

Does their name start with B.

[indigo bough]

yk im not im the mood for mc that much anymore

what do u guys think

[crisp saffron]

any hacked clients or dogshit like that will be banned

[muted shuttle]

Nebula will be preemptively banned for "instigating tos violations + overall shady activity"

[crisp saffron]

it’s not fun for anybody else

[ornate latch]

fair

[half compass]

I will install baritone

And meteor client

[ruby copper]

I will install Oak Client

[sour canyon]

Meteor On Crack!

[ornate latch]

Me on my way to use xray ultimate on the rjb MC server

[indigo bough]

want my rusher acc info?

[crisp saffron]

If you cannot play the game normally please do not play

Do not come

[indigo bough]

objectively better than meteor

[polar python]

Make a creative server for the PUSSIES and a survival world for the real gamers

I want to grief and kill maxine]

[ornate latch]

I gotta do it the autistic way bruh

[crisp saffron]

need a hardcore world

[ornate latch]

Honor my people

[polar python]

Please

[half compass]

Liberals

[ruby copper]

Creative servers are boring

[muted shuttle]

Can we have the glowing ore texture pack

/srs

[ruby copper]

Hardcore is too stressful tho

[indigo bough]

yeah who likes building

[ruby copper]

One mistake and it's over

[muted shuttle]

Dont fr me

[ruby copper]

This isn't a cheat tho?

[half compass]

Make them glow through the ground ?

[muted shuttle]

Its not xray it just makes ores glow

[muted shuttle]

Nop

[half compass]

Wow

[crisp saffron]

I mean shaders do that without a texture pack

[ornate latch]

will fullbright be allowed

[muted shuttle]

What kind of shaders do you use twin

[ruby copper]

Maxine wasn't this legit my question for eotjmc

[polar python]

off hand torch + optifine !!!

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-dont-stop-running-little-reddit-dont-stop-running-little-reddit-don't-stop-running-little-reddit-gif-7725721871524721642

[indigo bough]

mods leakng

[ornate latch]

OptiFine SUCKS

[crisp saffron]

The one that everyone uses in too tired to remember

[muted shuttle]

I mean you can do this in stock minecraft

So

[ornate latch]

fair

[muted shuttle]

Yeah idk what this is

[half compass]

Seus?

[trail isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1329500857825493033/1379628436141641738/697D914E-936A-4BA6-9FD8-2CDDECD96270.gif

[crisp saffron]

i think this is ok

[crisp saffron]

No

[indigo bough]

do u still use optifine

[low mortar]

Hiiiiiii

[trail isle]

hi amy

hru

[chilly bear]

i will make claude play on the rjb mc server for me

[polar python]

"fullbright isnt allowed" mfs when i turn my monitor brightness and contrast to 100:

[crisp saffron]

Literally

[sour canyon]

the minecraft should be paid unbans

• hardcore

[trail isle]

and the money goes to me

[ruby copper]

Alzheimers

[half compass]

I will play Minecraft with my monitor turned off

All i need are sounds

[muted shuttle]

Leaking

Mods

[ruby copper]

It's my own message silly

[low mortar]

So eepy but i took my triptans earlier today and they’re making it hard to sleep

[indigo bough]

based

[ornate latch]

Pussy

[teal bramble]

world guard

[trail isle]

i have no idea what that is

[ornate latch]

Do it the helen keller way

You pussy

[indigo bough]

ok ima make dinner bye yall

[low mortar]

Magical migraine abortives

[crisp saffron]

Is general going to complain because it’s not optimal

[half compass]

I will be the Minecraft helen keller

[trail isle]

i see

[teal bramble]

Yes!

[ruby copper]

hardcore but paid respawns

[teal bramble]

oak client.jar

wtf

[sour canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-breastfeeding-cat-breastfeeding-cat-pile-mother-cat-gif-14045222034482290900

[teal bramble]

holy elite ball

[polar python]

Hey mods can someone use world guard to protect my claim

[ruby copper]

"Buy a tweak on havoc; get a respawn!"

[sour canyon]

exactly

[low mortar]

@trail isle hru doing

[trail isle]

brightness 0 and speakers off only pcvr body vibration suit

[polar python]

Install factions and make claims a faction issue then mods dont have to deal with it

Got griefed? Simply get good

[trail isle]

playing minecraft

[crisp saffron]

Real as fuck

[teal bramble]

just use like

[half compass]

Make it anarchy

[teal bramble]

nvm

[half compass]

Let me use hacks

[teal bramble]

just go to x 100000 z 100000

[half compass]

I am too good to play the game normally

[crisp saffron]

World border

[teal bramble]

Fuckler

[sour canyon]

buy 1 tweak on havoc = 5 minutes of creative mode

[muted shuttle]

If you grief me i will /kill you and strike you down with a stick

[short jolt]

❓

[polar python]

Are factions servers still a thing now i want to play

[chilly bear]

add gambling

[crisp saffron]

Wah wah i cant play without mods its ok

[thick tapir]

yes

[polar python]

@Keto

[teal bramble]

yes but hey're dead

[polar python]

InsanityCraft
join.insanitycraft.net
Copy
Players
7680/8000

R u sure abt that

[real cobalt]

I like men

[teal bramble]

yes

[half compass]

Insanity smp

[thick tapir]

hop on oldfrog ✌️

[sour canyon]

the insanity smp

[chilly bear]

fake player count

[crisp saffron]

fake numbers

[ornate latch]

7500 of them are all bots

[polar python]

Hey

[crisp saffron]

osrs has millions of bots and about 3 real players

[muted shuttle]

Who wants to play skywars with me @member plus

[ruby copper]

Me

[muted shuttle]

:D

[ruby copper]

I'm not member plus tho

[muted shuttle]

Ok i'll hop on hypixel

[half compass]

Remember when you got me banned from hypixel

And framed me

[muted shuttle]

How did mineek get you banned from hypixel

[ruby copper]

How

[trail isle]

im boutta beat the ender dragon vro

[thick tapir]

ive been banned on hypixel so many times

[ruby copper]

I forgot lowkey

[thick tapir]

and so many mutes

[half compass]

Idk me neither

I dont remember it

I made it up

Sorry

[chilly bear]

hello all

[thick tapir]

i miss mineplex id hack on there all the time

was so fun

[sour canyon]

i got banned on hypixel because my vpn was on and i had to beg in the forums to be unbanned

[ruby copper]

Hop on mineekplex bro

[ornate latch]

anything but admitting being trans

[sour canyon]

so stupid

[thick tapir]

???

[ornate latch]

Buddy we all know the truth

[thick tapir]

correlation?

[crisp saffron]

High

[ornate latch]

7

[crisp saffron]

📈

[thick tapir]

what does mineplex have to do with being / not being trans???

[short jolt]

On my way!

[ornate latch]

You do anything but admitting being trans Bruh

[thick tapir]

theres other things i dont do

[ornate latch]

Like not being trans

[crisp saffron]

Need a map plugin for the server

Which one chat

[ornate latch]

none

[crisp saffron]

nice.

[chilly bear]

that one

[half compass]

Ummmmm

[real cobalt]

Use proprmap

[half compass]

Square map ?

[sour canyon]

hmmm what happened to this

[teal bramble]

dynmap

bluemap

one of them

[chilly bear]

all of them

[teal bramble]

there's another one that's really lightweight but i forgot

[half compass]

Literally all goyslop

[crisp saffron]

My screenshots

[ornate latch]

maps are for chuds

[crisp saffron]

half the screenshots people remember are of the maps

[thick tapir]

10k x 10k mapart on the 10k x 10k server?

[teal bramble]

Pl3xMap

[crisp saffron]

I'm not sure 10k will stay

[half compass]

What the fuck is plexmap

[teal bramble]

goat

look it up

[crisp saffron]

i want to at least generate chunks while people are offline

[teal bramble]

yea pl3xmap does that

its goat

ive used this before

[chilly bear]

malware

[ruby copper]

@crisp saffron @thick tapir @half compass mineekplex

[half compass]

1. It’s slop

And 2

[teal bramble]

Hows it slop

oh

[ruby copper]

This was from may 2025 damn

[teal bramble]

why does nothing support 1.21.11 :/

[ruby copper]

Because it came out like 4 days ago

[fallen pelican]

are you guys okay

[crisp saffron]

Ok?

[ornate latch]

I know there's a mod for it

[crisp saffron]

Compile it faster?

[teal bramble]

Ohhhhh

[fallen pelican]

setting up an mc server isn't that hard

[ornate latch]

idk if there's a plugin for it

[fallen pelican]

lmk if you need any help

[ornate latch]

you're gonna explode the datacenter

[crisp saffron]

it is for a brand new version

[teal bramble]

idk if its just cope but most devs blame it on them needing to check if its compatible in the first place

[fallen pelican]

H

[crisp saffron]

when the standard plugins aren't updated

[fallen pelican]

just don't upgrade

[half compass]

Buddy stop beating a dead horse

[fallen pelican]

until your plugins are updated

[half compass]

1.21.11 is FUCKED

[fallen pelican]

I was always 1 subversion behind

[crisp saffron]

?

[teal bramble]

dddddddddddddddddddddddd

[half compass]

It needs to be changed to 1.21.10

There is 0 support

[crisp saffron]

But chat was telling me it was just some items and a mob

Aaron don't care

[ruby copper]

They did a lot of internal changes Tbf

[trail isle]

its literally just xaero

[ornate latch]

https://modrinth.com/datapack/chunky-offline

[ruby copper]

That prob fucked up plugins

[trail isle]

nooka keep int on .11

[ornate latch]

this has to be slop

[sour canyon]

can we play on 1.21.67

[chilly bear]

HAHAHAH LMAO

[crisp saffron]

we would rather run vanilla server than drop a version

[half compass]

Aaron is not sane

[crisp saffron]

so.

[ornate latch]

@crisp saffron is this good enough

[crisp saffron]

That's cunt thank you

[teal bramble]

chunky already does this

what

[crisp saffron]

automatic

[ornate latch]

yeah

[teal bramble]

just leave it running??

[ornate latch]

it only generates chunks when there are no players online

[ornate latch]

Ah yes

[teal bramble]

oh

[half compass]

Oh my god

[teal bramble]

oh that makes more sense then

[ruby copper]

Crazy how 3 boosts is already enough for a mc server

[crisp saffron]

Well no

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[ruby copper]

It's the shit plan tho

[chilly bear]

i can't wait to get banned from rjb for xraying

❤️‍🩹

[velvet zenith]

@crisp saffron Can i be whitelisted my account name is shepgoba

[half compass]

U cant get banned if you never get caught

[crisp saffron]

Yeah

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[crisp saffron]

as if i wouldn't whitelist shep anyway

[chilly bear]

no i will get caught

[velvet zenith]

I dont want my actual account to be whitelisted on this server.

[crisp saffron]

wtf

[velvet zenith]

it shouldve been member edition and above

Dont wanna play with the freak ass mem pros

[half compass]

Whitelist me my username is bradleytechman

[ornate latch]

Whitelist me my username is ixrt

[half compass]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Bloat

[half compass]

Nocturne issue

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[sour canyon]

whitelist ur alt

[velvet zenith]

Yeah it lowkey is the 3 tabs i have open are youtube a github project and nocturne ui

[half compass]

Lol

[crisp saffron]

Looooooool we should probably set up some kind of bot for whitelisting.

[half compass]

Nocturne is bloated slop

[velvet zenith]

Nah

[ornate latch]

Yeah the bot should be @muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Yup

[velvet zenith]

The bot should be modmail

[indigo bough]

i love tacos

[crisp saffron]

No one will be getting whitelisted if I have to alt tab

[half compass]

Code it in rust U all idiots

[velvet zenith]

Just make a google doc

[muted shuttle]

I'll be a sweat and make a shortcut for whitelisting people

[velvet zenith]

Shut up forgot

[muted shuttle]

Huh ?

[sour canyon]

/whitelist

[half compass]

?

What did she forget

[crisp saffron]

the fuck is rust all i know is use chatgpt and pray

[ornate latch]

Yes

[indigo bough]

why does rust own all my code

[velvet zenith]

Transgender language

[sour canyon]

filter bypass

[half compass]

It’s like the things that openai servers have bruh

They all rusty

[velvet zenith]

Ooooo transgender language

[ornate latch]

They all have ridges

To offend sam altman

[muted shuttle]

@crisp saffron Join me on hypixel

[velvet zenith]

I have no clue what any of this means its all vibe coded slop

[desert cairn]

rust is only good because its easy to vibe code

[sour canyon]

2b2t

[velvet zenith]

Can we rewrite the ui

[crisp saffron]

No

[desert cairn]

Hes finally coming around to the idea

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Can we ask the people what is wrong with the ui currently

[desert cairn]

yeah

[ornate latch]

Clem maxine

[crisp saffron]

Can 'we' (Nebula) rewrite the ui

[velvet zenith]

Can i ask

[trail isle]

rust is go but poo

[indigo bough]

rust is cool

[desert cairn]

Can 'we' (Claude and GPT) rewrite the ui

[muted shuttle]

Dont mess with me bro @crisp saffron

[half compass]

@ornate latch Bollocks mate

[muted shuttle]

I am level 7 in skywars

[velvet zenith]

Hey so actually the past 99% of commits across all of our repos are me

[indigo bough]

until u get door camped

[trail isle]

golang better

[ornate latch]

Fuoooooooooock

[real cobalt]

I like pizza

[polar python]

hey is the server up yet

[crisp saffron]

Nocturne was better when bren was in charge

[muted shuttle]

Hey wait

Hypixel has an smp

[velvet zenith]

Close enough

[muted shuttle]

Why cant we just use that

[indigo bough]

yeah fr is the server up

[desert cairn]

whats going to happen is im going to do 75% of the rewrite, get sick of it, and make shadow do the rest + fix everything

[polar python]

nocturne users when i show them apple carplay

[velvet zenith]

i use both

[ornate latch]

because it sucks

[velvet zenith]

its lowkey goated

[trail isle]

will the server be up tonight cuz it said generation would be done in 8 hours

[muted shuttle]

Does it actually

[chilly bear]

@indigo bough i can't get ur christmas present this year, lost it all on blackjack

[crisp saffron]

No bruh

[polar python]

biased, don’t care

[ornate latch]

you need like

[trail isle]

boo

[crisp saffron]

I said the 20th

[ornate latch]

VIP

and shit

[trail isle]

boo

[real cobalt]

I thought the server was gonna be up in a couple days

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith How do you feel about raw bun react

[trail isle]

booooooooooo

[muted shuttle]

Yeah i have mvp++ whats your point

[desert cairn]

Yeah i have mvp++ whats your point\

[half compass]

Yes you can visit it at 127.0.0.1:8080

[ornate latch]

Yeah i have mvp++ whats your point

[polar python]

Why does it take ts guys 2 days to make a mc server

[velvet zenith]

Yeah but hes employed and has a boyfriend and has like 30 different side quests going on

[crisp saffron]

like 20th Minimum

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/insanity-gif-6251670273191041809

[sour canyon]

@Moderatorš can you please whitelist me on minecraft

[desert cairn]

How do i get mvp++ for free bc i know damn well Maxine has no money

[indigo bough]

i’m pretty sure tar is spelled “tar” not “jack”

[muted shuttle]

Bedwars lobby 1

[trail isle]

jellyfin port

[velvet zenith]

Be trans on hypixel

[muted shuttle]

Put a woman skin on btw

[crisp saffron]

So do I and I got time for a million fucking things

[chilly bear]

oh

mb

[velvet zenith]

Ummmm

Idk then

[muted shuttle]

Women get free ranks on hypixel

Should be quite obvious

[velvet zenith]

Hes an opp for not flying to toronto

[crisp saffron]

He just don't like us :/

[ornate latch]

@half compass

Is this true ?

[desert cairn]

larping as a woman for hypixel mvp++ and discord nitro

[real cobalt]

Hes Not Like Us

[half compass]

I dont know

[crisp saffron]

larping?

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn would u come to toronto for a day if i bought a plane ticket and gave you a 1 night stay at a hotel

[half compass]

I only swing one way

[desert cairn]

Hey im not a woman

[crisp saffron]

?

No one said that

[velvet zenith]

Uh huh

[ornate latch]

No proof

[desert cairn]

?

[desert cairn]

You're going to groom me

[velvet zenith]

Ummm

[crisp saffron]

I was simply requesting clarification on the term larping

[velvet zenith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1380846657582661682/wigglin_it_rn_care_to_join.gif

I'm currently working on Nocturne, a custom firmware for the discontinued Spotify Car Thing.

[crisp saffron]

Is this what u need to do for friends

[velvet zenith]

No

[desert cairn]

I want mvp++ and discord nitro

So i will larp as a woman

[real cobalt]

Yes

I wanna meet drake

[desert cairn]

True

[crisp saffron]

uh huh

[desert cairn]

type shi

im always cooking

[ornate latch]

he has an alt in here

clearly

[polar python]

meows nebbingly

[desert cairn]

Oh did you think i was talking about maxine

@velvet zenith Hello.

@velvet zenith Wtm

[gusty gulch]

excuse me

[polar python]

meow

[velvet zenith]

Ui rerwite

[desert cairn]

Do you think it's possible for AI to write for chrome 69 or should we do the transpiling garbage we do now

@velvet zenith 24300 orbs

[velvet zenith]

The @muted shuttle piling

[crisp saffron]

can't wait to watch you guys struggle for like 2 weeks to make an image again

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[crisp saffron]

Talentless hacks

[velvet zenith]

What

@desert cairn Hey btw did u update buildroot

[desert cairn]

No

[desert cairn]

Nah we're good with buildroot

[velvet zenith]

It only took us 2 weeks to figure it out because neither of us have uart to actually debug the boot process

[desert cairn]

I lowkey cooked with updates n shit

[velvet zenith]

yeah they updates work and its goated

[desert cairn]

True...

[velvet zenith]

Fuck wrong with my gitlens

[desert cairn]

Shadow cooked with update frontend and daemon and I cooked with hacking up swupdate to work and the OTA server

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Can you ask the people of any bugs they see

[muted shuttle]

Guys do i join

[desert cairn]

Yeah

[crisp saffron]

Billions of nocturne users bricked

[velvet zenith]

Hey so actually its pretty impossible to brick

Youd have to wipe the whole emmc and then wipe both the backup uboots

[desert cairn]

I don't even know if it's possible to wipe the backup uboots

There might be more burned onto the soc

[polar python]

nocturne bricked my car thing

[velvet zenith]

Hey buddy why didnt you ping them

Fucking idiot

[crisp saffron]

Did it wipe your backup uboots

[polar python]

Yeah sure

Probably

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Hey

[crisp saffron]

Wow

[velvet zenith]

Can you answer me

Why didnt you ping the supporters

They dont check the server daily

[polar python]

keto+

[velvet zenith]

Where did this guy go

[polar python]

died i hope

[velvet zenith]

wtf

@desert cairn Saar

[sour canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-eevee-sleep-cuddle-cute-gif-12818198353063649778

[split nimbus]

IS THIS THE NEW JAILBREAK SERVER

https://tenor.com/view/crunchy-crunchy-cat-luna-cat-chew-gif-15810567256443350805

[crisp saffron]

@split nimbus U will receive an invite into the super secret club from Aaron tomorrow.

[split nimbus]

oooo

freen i have sad news

[trail isle]

thats hypixel blo

[split nimbus]

i thought i had Minecraft for pc..

[crisp saffron]

its ok fren

[split nimbus]

i dont

[crisp saffron]

we are solving this issue for u fren

there is a magic solution

[split nimbus]

oooo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1444822151399211148/IMG_8867.gif

[muted shuttle]

No this is hypixel sorry

[sour canyon]

Whitenames can test the new minecraft server early by simply answering the following question: what is 40$ plus 10$?

[muted shuttle]

50$

steam gift

[polar python]

50$

$50

$50 steak gift card

[sour canyon]

steak

[split nimbus]

🥩

[split nimbus]

is this a good server maxine freen,

hypixel

[muted shuttle]

Yes stibby im playing bedwars rn

[split nimbus]

is a game ??

bed in nether ??

[crisp saffron]

u never want bed in nether...

nether want bed in never...

[sour canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hand-gif-23447559

[muted shuttle]

Yes stibby its very fun

Its where u ummmm

Break other peoples beds

And then murder them

[sour canyon]

<insert country here>

[split nimbus]

will u also do this on the new jailbreak server ..

murder people ..

🥀

[polar python]

hi is the server up yet

[sour canyon]

how many terabytes will be in the world file

[split nimbus]

larger than 2b2t

[split nimbus]

few more hours freen

[trail isle]

so more than 80 terabytes

[split nimbus]

yes this is the goal eventually

[crisp saffron]

it was like 20gb when 10kx10k got done for 3 dimensions

so not bad

bloat inc

[split nimbus]

wait until i built my chicken house

[trail isle]

better be a good seed

[split nimbus]

it’ll be large i think,

[crisp saffron]

spawn looked good

[trail isle]

good

you should give me the seed

i think

[crisp saffron]

No i don’t think so

[trail isle]

boo

[split nimbus]

we will make a beautiful spawn

[crisp saffron]

Although maybe someone should have it to pregenerate a distant horizons file…

[trail isle]

distant horizons isnt stable enough for this

[crisp saffron]

not on server side :/

[indigo bough]

y’all just gunna share a massive distant horizons file ?

[crisp saffron]

if maxine wasn’t using Dogshit hardware i would’ve had her generate the lods and upload it so people could download it

and you can’t force client generation with server plugin installed

[rich dune]

France

[desert cairn]

i forgor

[desert cairn]

Went to make a greek yogurt method

Its in the freezer

[sour canyon]

that's the yogurt effect

[polar python]

Hi i have good hardware

[worthy quail]

hello

[worthy quail]

are yu talking a bout DH

DH is evil

genuinely

[chilly bear]

nvidium vulkanmod

[worthy quail]

https://modrinth.com/mod/voxy

[polar python]

Multiple Walmart shoppers across the internet are reporting getting a 67% discount off their entire purchase by shouting "six seven" into the self-checkout registers. Whether a glitch in the Walmart system, or Walmart recognizing a viral brain-rot meme of 6 7, many agree that the discount is well timed for holiday shopping, with prices on all goods at an all time high.
"I was just messing around with my friend at check-out when I shouted six seven as a joke after my total came out to 104.67, and the system immediately applied a 67% off discount to my entire purchase! I don't know if they added some kinda voice recognition or something but to be honest I dont care, I went back and grabbed a ps5 and did the same thing and it worked!"

[worthy quail]

voxy is good idk how its generation works though

actuaally

i can test it

[chilly bear]

1.21.6 - 1.21.11 :/

[velvet zenith]

Fatty

[chilly bear]

and 1.20.4 :/

[worthy quail]

fabric only

but the server is 1.21.11 anyways

[fluid flame]

Hi guys is there a way to restore data on from iOS 18.6 to 16.6 or 18.1 phone. It's asking to update the phone to iOS 26.2. Thanks in advance

[worthy quail]

although there is a grand total of like 4 shaders that support voxy

photon is one

[chilly bear]

but im on 1.21.1 :(

[clever bone]

sorry bro

[chilly bear]

me? 😦

[crisp saffron]

Hey so even the vanilla launcher supports profiles

[clever bone]

Yo

Soooo

[chilly bear]

the pack i use is on 1.21.1

[clever bone]

Christmas is coming up isn’t it?

[hasty jungle]

gm

[worthy quail]

i wonder if i still crash using photon

[chilly bear]

although emi doesn't work when joining 1.21.11 servers so i should probably just make a new one

[clever bone]

what yall getting me for Christmas 👀

[worthy quail]

if so mineek and lean had a profile for macos that worked on arc

[toxic iris]

Hey does anyone know where I could go for advice on my firestick?

[chilly bear]

https://google.com

[toxic iris]

Thanks jackass

[chilly bear]

np!

[worthy quail]

xdafourms maybe

idk what info you want

[dense tangle]

what advice are you looking for

it's a really vague question

https://dontasktoask.com

[toxic iris]

Good point lol

[worthy quail]

i forgot to install mod menu and cloth config

frick me

[wicked surge]

@chilly bear @low mortar check it out yooo!

[toxic iris]

I’m having issues with loading, every app I use and all the streams are having issues.

[untold helm]

What version? Model?

[toxic iris]

I’ve tried resetting the cache and everything but nothing seems to work

[dense tangle]

sounds like internet 🤷‍♂️

[untold helm]

streams as in torrented piracy or like official services

[chilly bear]

[wicked surge]

isnt it cute

[toxic iris]

CinemaHD, HDO Box and BeeTV

[dense tangle]

wire your firestick with ethernet if possible, if not move it closer to your router

[chilly bear]

all piracy

[dense tangle]

nothing else you can really do

[untold helm]

So piracy, If you were doing legal torrenting i would just try a different seed

This server doesn’t allow discussion on piracy however

[toxic iris]

Oh

[worthy quail]

yea i think this is the right world to test with

[dense tangle]

we're not talking ab specifics to piracy tho so does it matter 🤷‍♂️

[untold helm]

True

[worthy quail]

time to ruin my c drive by duplicating the world

[toxic iris]

Yeah it’s not like I’m asking for pirated movies or anything. I’m just asking for advice on an app that happens to have pirated media

[worthy quail]

actually why duplicate

just move it

[toxic iris]

Thank you

[chilly bear]

isn't that

yk

kinda still totally helping with piracy

[untold helm]

I would also recommend trying to stream at the resolution of your actual device

[worthy quail]

SHUTUPSHUTUP

[untold helm]

Like if your using a 1080p display use a 1080p stream

[trail isle]

Here be dragons!

[toxic iris]

So? An apps an app even if it can give access to that

[chilly bear]

i mean we can't help with devices that are bypassed even if we're not talking about actually bypassing them

[untold helm]

It will use less bandwidth so it would stutter less

[worthy quail]

oh no i fucked the world i forgot to enable the datapack for the world gen

[muted shuttle]

Nop

[toxic iris]

Then what’s the use of jailbreaking the device anyway?

[chilly bear]

um

[toxic iris]

Whatever dude

[chilly bear]

why is he in parts

[untold helm]

This server is for iOS jailbreaking, the term for FireTV jailbreaking basically comes down to using the download app to use piracy

[chilly bear]

oops

ios brain

[gusty gulch]

https://x.com/i/status/2000961690641236353 @crisp saffron cmon now

Lorax Lu (@L0rax_Lu)

Innocent your honor.

X · Dec 16, 2025, 4:10 PM

[untold helm]

The definition for iOS jailbreaking is different compared to what’s considered a “FireTV jailbreak” (download app with a few pirated APKs). Rooting a FireTV would be considered more like jailbreaking a iPhone

If I were you I would see if it’s possible to apply a custom launcher as that can speed up the system a bit since it doesn’t have to run the bloated stock launcher app

[dense tangle]

it sounds like a purely network bottleneck which is independent from the fact that it's piracy

[worthy quail]

WHAAAt

voxy can just do /import on the world

i need a larger wolrld let me find one

[jaunty garnet]

i only play 1.2.5

💔💔💔

[chilly bear]

this might work actually

[tame rock]

CLANKER CLASH

[jaunty garnet]

fym this might work

[worthy quail]

viafabric+

[jaunty garnet]

it does work

is everyone still talking about the server

[chilly bear]

yes

[jaunty garnet]

oh

[worthy quail]

voxy is so fast holy shit

[chilly bear]

wait

why can't we make it a bedrock server

?

[worthy quail]

geysermcc

[chilly bear]

no i don't want java players

[worthy quail]

holy

thats a trash video

[jaunty garnet]

what is voxy

[worthy quail]

LoD mod like distant horizons

[jaunty garnet]

better?

[worthy quail]

yes

[jaunty garnet]

interesting

[worthy quail]

but its only for modern fabric versions

[tame rock]

[worthy quail]

and it only supports a few sahders

https://samalando.com/voxy-shaders

[tame rock]

IT JUST WORKS!?!?!?!?

[jaunty garnet]

I’ll try it on my new m4

when this shit arrives

[tame rock]

[jaunty garnet]

after being delayed 2 times

[tame rock]

Voxy is really good

[jaunty garnet]

[worthy quail]

most people experience no lag spikes

with voxy

[tame rock]

iOS 17.6 requirement doesn’t even matter I’m floored

[jaunty garnet]

what iOS are you on

[tame rock]

16.5

[jaunty garnet]

crazy version difference

[tame rock]

Yeah

Yay sonyc for the msx!

[cinder pebble]

Funny control center

[worthy quail]

@crisp saffron i love distant horizons sometimes

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[worthy quail]

AT LEAST its not 250GB like the world is

[tame rock]

No patching btw just natively works

[velvet zenith]

I dont care

[worthy quail]

i have had a problem with DH very repetedly where if you move too fast the LODs dont increase in quality

so you have chunk sized blobs of color

also its really really buggy

swiss cheese effect constnatly

i can load up the world i use it on in a momen

and see if it works

[lusty obsidian]

im getting somewhere i think

[trail isle]

vodafone network is mid unless youre somewhere its merged with 3 already

[worthy quail]

vodafone???

[trail isle]

oh not voxi mobile

wrong voxi

[manic tulip]

Nice placeholder/fallback Apple

[trail isle]

cog

[worthy quail]

settingsupdate

[manic tulip]

It's not even spinning

I'm disappointed

[jaunty garnet]

the pigs 😭

[worthy quail]

its so sad they removed the spinny

also we just ignore whatever the fuck is going on in the chat

[jaunty garnet]

bootstrap

[worthy quail]

it only happens sometimes

[jaunty garnet]

is that a jailbreak reference

[worthy quail]

yea probably

[jaunty garnet]

what computer do you have

[worthy quail]

one that computes probably

[jaunty garnet]

b580???

[worthy quail]

yea why

[jaunty garnet]

i forgot intel GPUs even existed

[worthy quail]

the a cards suck

dont buy

the b580 good

do buy

why do i have so many fake gpus

and why does fastfetch cshow the b580 as gpu 2

anyways yaya it works good

[jaunty garnet]

you have 5 gpus

[worthy quail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929350865989550090/1317140530034901024/attachment-4-2.gif

[chilly bear]

hey i don't mean to alarm you but everything is broken

[worthy quail]

It’s fine it only does it sometimes

And then it stop

when I first join

[clever bone]

@jaunty garnet yo

DMs

[chilly bear]

hi

[worthy quail]

Which you can join at *******.**

using the modpack *****

[chilly bear]

thx

i was wondering

[worthy quail]

it’s custom anyways

it’s stable though

[elfin oracle]

any tweak that makes the mouse cursor on ipadOS 16 like an acctual cursor

[worthy quail]

and also doesn’t use much ram other than when DH is doing its thing

[worthy quail]

that would be neat

I don’t know of one

may exist

[elfin oracle]

okay

[worthy quail]

@chilly bear null

[chilly bear]

Minecraft noob

[jaunty garnet]

@deft sky

[worthy quail]

if I trap you in a room with nothing but gregtech how long would you last

[chilly bear]

Minecraft geek

[chilly bear]

maybe 2 - 3 days

no water

die

[jaunty garnet]

@kind hazel

[chilly bear]

im not sure

[worthy quail]

drink the pixels

become gregoriah

[chilly bear]

interesting

how long would i survive inside gt?

[clever bone]

Do you know I’m IV age in GTNH

[worthy quail]

cool

[chilly bear]

probably 3 days if difficultly is normal

[worthy quail]

I don’t know what that is

I don’t play gtnh

[clever bone]

Insane voltage

okay get out

[worthy quail]

waoh

[green bramble]

Now playing - Minoob

Too Bright To See, Too Loud To Hear

Underoath • Lost in the Sound of Separation

3 track scrobbles · 41086 total scrobbles · bpm 120.1 · 🕓 4:30

[clever bone]

I could last one year in GTNH

[chilly bear]

no you would die to mob

[clever bone]

no

Just dig a hole first night

even then getting a bed isn’t that hard

[empty vale]

Stunning and delightful user interface

[chilly bear]

oh

ok

[worthy quail]

gtnh vr

[empty vale]

https://tenor.com/view/azealia-banks-azealia-azaelia-banks-azaelia-i-hate-you-gif-26238417

[tawny wind]

whats that

[empty vale]

All but one of the keys are white 😭

[tawny wind]

i mean

Theres the v

Holding on for life

[empty vale]

Wait this is true

[quiet charm]

Muahahahahha I am Elmo’s Compromised X account and I will spread hate and wishes of death upon people everywhere!!!

[tawny wind]

Chat

Im gonna send this to people i hate now thanks

[quiet charm]

I would’ve said “hey you can’t say that!” But then I realised I am Elmo’s compromised X account so I can’t say shit

Wait lemme get in character

[tawny wind]

BRO GET IN CHARACTER TF

[quiet charm]

Trump better release the files!!!!

[quiet charm]

Wait what else did Elmo’s compromised X account say

[tawny wind]

He said stuff

[quiet charm]

Something about the Jews but I won’t repeat that

uhh

[alpine phoenix]

and the space

[quiet charm]

I hate people that don’t have the same believes as me so uhh I hope they uhh die…. something like that I think

Idk what Elmo’s compromised X account said tbh

[tawny wind]

You are fumbling

[quiet charm]

I’m not good at being a hateful person 😭

[tawny wind]

Yea and enter, backspace, and the other tab

[tawny wind]

💔

[jaunty garnet]

hi

[supple pier]

atp jus tsay a slur

🤑

[quiet charm]

wireback

[supple pier]

😭

[dark osprey]

i'll repeat it for u

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith

[quiet charm]

please

[velvet zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/michaeljordan-mj-basketball-gif-michael-jordan-no-no-no-no-gif-16220345851539903827

[quiet charm]

[tawny wind]

Roast people in this server idfk bro

[desert cairn]

this is the only server i've ever seen where someone makes an entire personality based off of some random guy on the internet

[quiet charm]

I am Elmo’s compromised X account and I will post NSFW content on Sesame Streets YouTube account and post abhorrent antisemitic and racist content to Elmo’s X account.

[wicked surge]

@desert cairn what is your go to media player?

[velvet zenith]

Spotify

[desert cairn]

spotify

[wicked surge]

no i mean for movies

[desert cairn]

omni

[velvet zenith]

Omni

[tawny wind]

c h a t .

[quiet charm]

Aaron is a terrible person because he owns the r/jailbreak Discord server, even though jailbreaking isn’t allowed by Apple!!!

[chilly bear]

spotify

[chilly bear]

i agree with this statement

[quiet charm]

Fuck you dimwit

[tawny wind]

:3

[quiet charm]

how dare you bully Elmo’s compromised X account

[wicked surge]

bad null

otterBleh

[quiet charm]

He did NOTHING! (Please forget what he said in July of 2025)

[tawny wind]

Oh how dare YOU disrespect r/Jailbreak

[quiet charm]

Oh how dare YOU

uhh

Idfk

[tawny wind]

wait what did he say on july of 2025

[quiet charm]

Don’t look at what Elmo’s X account said in July while it was compromised for like an hour

[tawny wind]

[quiet charm]

It said something about the Epstein files and

uhh

[tawny wind]

Oh

[quiet charm]

something about the Jews

[tawny wind]

[quiet charm]

Not much tho

[true plover]

Purple

So many purple

[quiet charm]

And the Sesame Street definitely didn’t post NSFW in late 2000’s

[quiet charm]

Shut it

you’re probably racist against purples

You disgust me

[chilly bear]

i use spotify for everything

music, videos, shorts, messaging

[quiet charm]

MESSAGING?!

SHORTS?!

[tawny wind]

Hes right tho

Theres purple in your profile picture

[quiet charm]

Fair enough

What do you guys know about Elmo’s compromised X account

[chilly bear]

yea

[wicked surge]

null is a troll dont mind her

[tawny wind]

None.

[jaunty garnet]

old app version?

you don’t have the playables button

[chilly bear]

?

[quiet charm]

You should watch WavyWebSurf’s YouTube video “When Children’s Media Got Hacked”, the first five minutes or so explain a lot about when official Sesame Street social media accounts including Elmo’s X account got hacked.

[chilly bear]

this is latest

maybe cuz my account is french

[jaunty garnet]

bonjour

amigo

como estas

[quiet charm]

French.. 🤮

[chilly bear]

oh ok

[quiet charm]

Elmo’s compromised X account hates anybody that isn’t like him, especially the French!

[tawny wind]

That one?

[chilly bear]

im not french