general

[ashen basin]

At least we have brains

[fresh flume]

Penis

[indigo bough]

stfu

[thick tapir]

i use modrinth app :yawn:

FUCK

[fresh flume]

Tell this to Maxine

[thick tapir]

:yawn:

🥱

[polar python]

Hey do gir developers get early access to aaroncraft

[indigo bough]

oh i didnt see her msg mb

[fresh flume]

Failed emote

[half compass]

Vulkanmod and c2me are absolutely amazing optimization mods

When they actually work

[crisp saffron]

you don't need optimisation mods when your base is literally bringing your fps down to 20

[ornate latch]

Nvidium vulkanmod

[desert cairn]

Hey do keto developers get early access to aaroncraft

[indigo bough]

that and nvidium

they should combine em

[half compass]

Nvidium vulkanmod

[crisp saffron]

I need some guinea pigs for geyser

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Ill trade u keto+ for aaroncraft

[muted shuttle]

Who said that

[desert cairn]

Hey what

[polar python]

Idk what geyser is but sure

[fervent dove]

cube【#FreeMudSplasher】 deleted a message

Hey does ariez get early access to aaroncraft

Message ID: 1451331587148087430 · Dec 18, 2025, 9:53 PM

[ornate latch]

you do

[indigo bough]

@teal bramble wanna help w this?

[muted shuttle]

Oh ok

[ornate latch]

every modpack nowadays comes with Sodium and shit

by default

[half compass]

I’ll do it

[muted shuttle]

Youll get it later

[half compass]

I have bedrock

[fresh flume]

Guys genuine question: has mcpe gotten ray tracing yet?

[crisp saffron]

Yeah i know

[indigo bough]

sure

[polar python]

Nebula revoke this guys keto plus

[thick tapir]

crazy craft 4.0 server when?

[ornate latch]

and they are optimization mods

[fresh flume]

Cuz with the phones we got these days..

[indigo bough]

dont we all

[ornate latch]

so I don't get your point

[desert cairn]

keto;ketoplus revoke @muted shuttle

[crisp saffron]

You don't need them when your base brings your fps down to 20fps with or without

[polar python]

keto;ketoplus revoke @muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Fuck you hoe

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-walking-cat-walk-glamour-glamorous-gif-606557101916811110

[polar python]

How do u get 20 fps in minecraft

[velvet zenith]

keto;ketoplus revoke @muted shuttle

[polar python]

Intel hd 4000 ahh

[crisp saffron]

modded

[velvet zenith]

BEing poor

[ornate latch]

not even the best computer on earth could run a modpack with 500 mods without Sodium

[sour canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-gif-14798873365048305742

[desert cairn]

Maxine ahh setup

[ornate latch]

it is absolutely necessary

[velvet zenith]

Having 400 mods with 8gb of ram

[muted shuttle]

Twin i get more fps than you

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1365741776375255062/1449833251643326575/67.gif

[indigo bough]

@crisp saffron is floodgate being used?

[muted shuttle]

Gtx 1060 3gb headass

Shut up

[fresh flume]

Two braincells left (is this gibsy?)

[crisp saffron]

I would guess so

[ashen basin]

If you try to add shaders to an M1 mbp ur cooked

[desert cairn]

I can beat you in a 1v1 DNI

[ornate latch]

pooron

[indigo bough]

without floodgate is pure pain

[indigo bough]

do u really wanna log into a ms acc EACH TIME

[fresh flume]

God how I hate this

[half compass]

@ruby copper send the nebula minecraft edit

[ornate latch]

no

[low mortar]

Even on newer Apple silicon it’s a bit grim

[half compass]

Please

[ornate latch]

because you stay logged in

[polar python]

Is this a m1 issue or a macos issue

[muted shuttle]

Nuh uh

[indigo bough]

with floodgate!

[polar python]

I havent tried minecraft yet

[low mortar]

It’s complicated

[ornate latch]

No

[polar python]

🥀

[crisp saffron]

opengl moment

[indigo bough]

bro i set up geyser earlier this year

[polar python]

its ok i have m4 max i will brute force good performance 👍

[crisp saffron]

is it actually stable

[indigo bough]

it made me need to link an ms account every time i tried to join the server

[low mortar]

They use OpenGL shaders, OpenGL is deprecated on macOS, OpenGL was never fully implemented on M* GPU’s, OpenGL shaders get offloaded to CPU

[muted shuttle]

They use OpenGL shaders, OpenGL is deprecated on macOS, OpenGL was never fully implemented on M* GPU’s, OpenGL shaders get offloaded to CPU

sorry

[ornate latch]

They use OpenGL shaders, OpenGL is deprecated on macOS, OpenGL was never fully implemented on M* GPU’s, OpenGL shaders get offloaded to CPU

[coral fog]

They use OpenGL shaders, OpenGL is deprecated on macOS, OpenGL was never fully implemented on M* GPU’s, OpenGL shaders get offloaded to CPU

[ornate latch]

just use MetalRender

[polar python]

They use OpenGL shaders, OpenGL is deprecated on macOS, OpenGL was never fully implemented on M* GPU’s, OpenGL shaders get offloaded to CPU

[low mortar]

Fuck you

[indigo bough]

isnt there a new mod for this

like nvidium but for m1

[ornate latch]

yes

that's why I said it

https://modrinth.com/mod/metalrender

[indigo bough]

ah mb

[muted shuttle]

Need this

[polar python]

Is there a premade macos user modpack

Like simply optimized

[muted shuttle]

Does this make shaders better or like

[ornate latch]

no

it makes your FPS better

[muted shuttle]

Add better support for shaders

Ohhhh

Ok

[ornate latch]

that's all

[indigo bough]

just add mcmouser to simply optimized

thats what i do

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn 0x104788000 - 0x104817fff dyld arm64e <444f5041322e342e3500eca13f9fb6c3> /private/preboot/E0958FD11A68027A6BD576AD36FBE5B20D2CDB4174E5B4E82223FF37BB689520140760327F8B16CED4A5581C2CF7F4B5/dopamine-MYdOdL/procursus/basebin/gen/dyld

[indigo bough]

usually

[velvet zenith]

How do they know

[muted shuttle]

Issue

[ornate latch]

told you to not use 1.21.11

[half compass]

add er at the end

[muted shuttle]

I already get 60fps idc

[half compass]

The prism search thing is fucking stupid

[polar python]

unplayable lowk

[ornate latch]

it's because it's not available for 1.21.11

only 1.21.10

[velvet zenith]

unplayable

[half compass]

Oh yea

Goyslop

[muted shuttle]

I use 60hz

[crisp saffron]

Nooooooooo we're going to gimp the fucking version for your shit mods

Fucking idiots

[polar python]

Brooo just use fuckin uhhhh via version or whatever the fuck

So poor ppl can play

[ornate latch]

it wasn't only me who complained

[crisp saffron]

Idc

[indigo bough]

viabackwards on the client 🤷

[crisp saffron]

We're not gimping the version so you can play with Metal

[velvet zenith]

Do yall verify that the account im whitelisting is actually mine

[muted shuttle]

No bro we need cracked support and a plugin for passwords that could break at any time

[crisp saffron]

naw

[ornate latch]

I don't even have a Macbook you dumbass

[muted shuttle]

We also need via version so 1.7.10 can join bro

[velvet zenith]

Thx

[muted shuttle]

So shit can break bro

[half compass]

1.21.11 adds like 0 new features

[muted shuttle]

U dont get it

[half compass]

Slop

[ornate latch]

only slop items

[crisp saffron]

Don't care

[polar python]

Since when does via version break stuff

[crisp saffron]

aaron wants it

[indigo bough]

does it add the spear

[dense zinc]

yea i'm joining with orespawn bro

[sour canyon]

minecraft already runs fine on macOS

[indigo bough]

based

[polar python]

It fucks up for ppl on old versions but thats their own issu

[muted shuttle]

Idk idc

[ornate latch]

you said that like

3876 times already

[half compass]

All provided by israel

[ornate latch]

we get it bro

[half compass]

Made in israel

[dense zinc]

based name

[half compass]

Developed in israel

[ornate latch]

Palantir technology

[atomic panther]

What iOS version can I able to download all the system files decrypted from a iPhone tell me all the possible iOS versions of someone able to do that

[polar python]

@ruby copper Hi

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper Hi

[ornate latch]

@ruby copper Hi

[velvet zenith]

@ruby copper Hi

[ruby copper]

U can install via version on the client

[polar python]

Why he named that

[indigo bough]

@ruby copper Hi

[muted shuttle]

Ohh

Well hiii

[polar python]

keto;snipe

[atomic panther]

What iOS version can I able to download all the system files decrypted from a iPhone tell me all the possible iOS versions of someone able to do that

[muted shuttle]

[16:01:06 INFO]: [Chunky] Task running for world_nether. Processed: 1139264 chunks (72.80%), ETA: 0:26:44, Rate: 265.4 cps, Current: 565, -201

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn The crash happens during a Set insertion in the stream handler, which is called from ExternalAccessory's stream event trigger. This suggests a thread-safety issue with a Set being accessed from multiple threads.

[indigo bough]

just say incompetent instead

[dense zinc]

jetty

[velvet zenith]

ts wouldve been done already on m4 pro

[rare venture]

Holy shit a r/JB Minecraft server may go hard

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[polar python]

apple m4 max

[muted shuttle]

Idc im using my E5-2660v4 anyway

[sour canyon]

rigby the cat

[crisp saffron]

Care

[ornate latch]

goyslop

[coral fog]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yjwEvN/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[indigo bough]

nooka are you the one setting it up?

[rare venture]

@spark gale please let it be an anarchy server

[crisp saffron]

The server is shit because redstone is not 100% identical

[muted shuttle]

fr

[ruby copper]

Did u pay for it yourself

[indigo bough]

you get it

[crisp saffron]

I'm going to kill myself now

[teal bramble]

Can i get added.

[dense zinc]

hello bro it's been 10 years

[polar python]

Can I build a lag machine

[half compass]

Yeah that’s the point

[indigo bough]

i need to make my redstone ICBM

[muted shuttle]

I got the server for free and the cpus were like $20

Why fr

[ruby copper]

Then don't flex it

[rare venture]

HELLO FRIEND

[pseudo egret]

I love my iPad 7

[muted shuttle]

I wasn't flexing it?

[polar python]

"Maxine jellyfin is reliable"
$20 cpu and free 2010 hdds:

[ruby copper]

fr

[muted shuttle]

Guess what

It works

[crisp saffron]

clicking drives btw

[muted shuttle]

Also the drives werent free

[polar python]

Yeah except that time ur entire raid array crashed and u lost all data

[rare venture]

What you been up to @dense zinc

[velvet zenith]

Hey remember that one time it was down for a week

[teal bramble]

"just pay monthly for a server" brutal

[dense zinc]

orbital rail cannon

[pseudo egret]

I got the invisible skin in subway surf

[half compass]

"just pay monthly for a server" brutal

[crisp saffron]

if you shake maxines hdds they sound like maraccas

[indigo bough]

strike

[muted shuttle]

Yeah that was my fault i used too much storage and zfs didnt like that

[velvet zenith]

Yeah that was my fault i used too much storage and zfs didnt like that

Yeah that was my fault i used too much storage and zfs didnt like that

Yeah that was my fault i used too much storage and zfs didnt like that

[ornate latch]

Mods spam

[velvet zenith]

Big and greedy

[polar python]

I need a vps w more ram but sam altman raised the prices and theyre all out of stock

[muted shuttle]

Also i didnt lose all data

[polar python]

Where do i get a good vps rn

Chatters of r/jb

[teal bramble]

Noob 😂

[polar python]

[half compass]

You dont

[indigo bough]

MapleVPS

ofc

[muted shuttle]

https://ebay.com

[half compass]

You drink yourself to death and fall in a ditch

[teal bramble]

On Vous Herberge (OVH)

[polar python]

Bro buys vps on ebay

[muted shuttle]

No bro

[ruby copper]

rjb craft gonna get me hacked somehow

[polar python]

ovh is overpriced slop

[muted shuttle]

You look for old dell poweredge

[atomic panther]

We need to kill the CEOs of companies that buy all the ram for ai

[dense zinc]

not much

[sour canyon]

https://kyun.host/

[gusty gulch]

Chatters of r/jb

[chilly bear]

hey guys 🙂

[indigo bough]

make ur own server

[ruby copper]

No this is the transgender way

[indigo bough]

ez

[muted shuttle]

Ah yes the server that we likely wont have terminal access to will get u hacked

[crisp saffron]

Hey this is a crime

[rare venture]

I thought you were suggesting they should buy a VPN on eBay

[ornate latch]

kinda overpriced for the last time I used it

[ruby copper]

The normal way is to just rent a vps monthly

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-illegal-that's-illegal-right-crime-criminal-law-gif-14352866722900946121

[polar python]

Great

[atomic panther]

For legal reasons it's a joke

[teal bramble]

@polar python

[muted shuttle]

Yup titties on the home page

[teal bramble]

Check dms.

[chilly bear]

are you saying being trans isn't normal?

[muted shuttle]

I will be buying

[chilly bear]

wow.

[sour canyon]

no im pretty sure murder is legal

[polar python]

Yearly*

[rare venture]

eta wen r/jb minecraft anime tiddiez

[gusty gulch]

have you seen Luigi mmhmhmh

[ruby copper]

Yes per definition it's not "the norm" but the norm can be flexible so it's neither a good or a bad thing

[crisp saffron]

Ngl he kinda fell off recently

[indigo bough]

nah i fw mario more

[crisp saffron]

Idk what it is

[dense zinc]

jenny

[crisp saffron]

his prison barber ain't doing him justice

[chilly bear]

oh ok

[coarse ginkgo]

when the server gonna be up

[chilly bear]

?

[gusty gulch]

he's still hot

[ornate latch]

never

[gusty gulch]

wtf

[half compass]

Never

[dense zinc]

caramel

[muted shuttle]

Later

[crisp saffron]

Probably 20th

[half compass]

It has been cancelled

[coarse ginkgo]

didnt ask

[gusty gulch]

please don't reply to me I don't want to interact with you at all

[half compass]

It will soon be ran on maxines 20$ cpu

[muted shuttle]

#general message

[coarse ginkgo]

thanks everyone else tho

[crisp saffron]

Every complaint about the version delays the server by another hour

[indigo bough]

ok

[ruby copper]

No problem bro

[muted shuttle]

No it'll be ran on shockbyte cpu

[ornate latch]

everyone complain about the versions

[muted shuttle]

Im not hosting this shit 😂 😂

[ornate latch]

this second

[ruby copper]

Good

[gusty gulch]

my back is killing me

[rare venture]

https://tenor.com/view/mountain-arknights-renbeidougaming-gif-5125797220573067402

[chilly bear]

ok

[half compass]

Change it from 1.21.11

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[half compass]

I hate 1.21.11

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[indigo bough]

i used to use shockbyte for my server

[half compass]

Kill 1.21.11

[indigo bough]

like 4 yrs ago

[ornate latch]

1.21.11 made my family commit suicide

[chilly bear]

how do we know it's going to be 1.21.11?

[coarse ginkgo]

notice how we've never hosted [redacted]mc on maxines hardware

[crisp saffron]

@muted shuttle alright let's go beta 1.7.3

[muted shuttle]

fr

[ruby copper]

For good reason

[polar python]

Every time @teal bramble dms me my discord client breaks on desktop

[half compass]

Inshallah

[crisp saffron]

the game was better before hunger

[worthy quail]

pretty website

[ornate latch]

based

[ruby copper]

She would op herself and spawn in items

[muted shuttle]

Ive hosted servers before

[polar python]

Ts guy sending me malware

[worthy quail]

idk prices compared to others tho

[gusty gulch]

thoughts

[teal bramble]

are u fr

😭

[muted shuttle]

I haven't done this on any of the servers i've hosted

[dense zinc]

everyone has hosted a mc server

[ruby copper]

Proof?

[coarse ginkgo]

oh yeaaaaa, the anarchy server that died in 30 minutes

[polar python]

It’s happened twice

[crisp saffron]

this is so american

[muted shuttle]

How tf am i supposed to prove this

[ruby copper]

Fr

[worthy quail]

What is the version

[ruby copper]

Exactly

[worthy quail]

1.21.11?

[crisp saffron]

Latest

[teal bramble]

voidware

[muted shuttle]

I had another server with an irl friend

[crisp saffron]

Like any sane server would be

[ruby copper]

You also can't disprove it thus there's a non zero chance you lied

[muted shuttle]

We >played normally

[indigo bough]

@crisp saffron https://www.gtnewhorizons.com/

thx

[rare venture]

ATLGTCS

[chilly bear]

true...

[ornate latch]

Irl friend? immediately a lie

[coarse ginkgo]

i said [redacted]mc, not you and your friends

[dense zinc]

never

ever

[muted shuttle]

Idk what redacted mc is

[crisp saffron]

modded never works

[worthy quail]

Last I played latest was 1.21.4

[muted shuttle]

Theres like multiple in mind

[coarse ginkgo]

take a guess

[indigo bough]

ok how abt https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/terrafirmagreg-modern

[worthy quail]

gregtech new horizons is the death of the server

[chilly bear]

NO

[muted shuttle]

Yeah really helps

[chilly bear]

maybe

[muted shuttle]

Thanks

[indigo bough]

or maybe https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/omnifactory

[dense zinc]

maybe

[polar python]

@teal bramble FIX MY PHONE

[ornate latch]

never

[half compass]

1.21.10 cured my mother from lung cancer

[indigo bough]

it has omni in its name

bruh

[coarse ginkgo]

get r worded

[ornate latch]

can we please ban Skye for these suggestions

[half compass]

Please change it

[ruby copper]

What about just not hosting a Minecraft server at all

[crisp saffron]

Thank god for 1.21.11 for the cure

[ruby copper]

It will only end in disaster

[teal bramble]

@teal bramble FIX MY PHONE

[rare venture]

Can the server please be skyblock or the dropper

[teal bramble]

Im not shadow sorry

[worthy quail]

Skye I will explode you if you keep recommending gregtech

[chilly bear]

Skye I will explode you if you don't keep recommending gregtech

now what happens

[indigo bough]

ok what about https://modrinth.com/mod/better-than-wolves

[dense zinc]

Skye I will explode you

[worthy quail]

😭

[indigo bough]

you just never win

[coarse ginkgo]

the chances of that happening are 90% lower as soon as maxine doesnt manage it

[chilly bear]

Skye

[worthy quail]

kiwi has my back

[teal bramble]

@crisp saffron Hey can we do 1.21.1 i have an idea

[ruby copper]

True

[muted shuttle]

idk why y'all are like this

[indigo bough]

no

[half compass]

@crisp saffron Hey can we do 1.21.1 i have an idea

[muted shuttle]

Wtf do you expect me to do with op

[teal bramble]

mean.

[coarse ginkgo]

grief

[polar python]

@crisp saffron Hey can we do 1.21.1 i have an idea

[ruby copper]

/give

[desert cairn]

@crisp saffron Hey can we do 1.21.1 i have an idea

[worthy quail]

Wait didn’t 1.21.11 add uh

[ruby copper]

/gamemode 1

[ornate latch]

Nucler bom on syrea

[ruby copper]

Etc

[worthy quail]

whatsits

[coarse ginkgo]

@crisp saffron Hey can we do 1.21.1 i have an idea

[chilly bear]

yea

[muted shuttle]

as if you didn't do this on shep's server

[dense zinc]

i mean i just don't like big tech or magic packs

[worthy quail]

it added something cool technical

[sour canyon]

1.12.2

[crisp saffron]

My ass is gonna be sat in gamemode 1

[worthy quail]

better than wolves is evil

[chilly bear]

i mostly like

u

[teal bramble]

im gonna remake the state of israel on rjb mc

[desert cairn]

make sure you dont install any mineekware or youll get 100k sharp 255 swords

[chilly bear]

[dense zinc]

ok

[muted shuttle]

make sure you dont install any mineekware or youll get 100k sharp 255 swords

[worthy quail]

I like all the mods packs

[polar python]

Hi my discord is fixed

[ruby copper]

This again wasn't my fault but the fault of essentials

[desert cairn]

yup

[worthy quail]

True

[ruby copper]

Shep misconfigured essentials

Literally

[desert cairn]

yup

[teal bramble]

trust me bro

[ruby copper]

It was not my fault

[coarse ginkgo]

credit to me and the idiot that isnt in this server

[worthy quail]

nop

[desert cairn]

but your plugin caused it

[dense zinc]

this is going to be the oldest anarchy server in rjb right

[ruby copper]

U don't even know what we're talking about so shut it

[polar python]

We are going to port GIR to minecraft we will not be using any public plugins because mineek will hack the server

[coarse ginkgo]

essentials wasnt misconfigured 😭

[indigo bough]

@chilly bear i just stumbled apon the most cursed modpack ever brought into this world

[teal bramble]

hey man i can use context clues

[ruby copper]

No it was

[muted shuttle]

I will be adding bmws to r/jailbreak mc

[worthy quail]

Even if sheps essentials was misconfigured it’s still your plugin that caused it

[ornate latch]

Ok

[thick tapir]

i love cbt

[muted shuttle]

And a honda civic

[half compass]

2006 Honda Civic

[chilly bear]

i think the server should be 1.19.4 so we can use https://modrinth.com/mod/jewish-mod/

[ornate latch]

2006 honda civic

[thick tapir]

i love bmws

[indigo bough]

the therapy,, right?

[rare venture]

Guys can we just have a Minecraft server that installs ransomware on the user’s computer please please please call it the jailbreak scandal please so many people would get their devices bricked omg it would be like an icraze moment all over again this would be so cool guys

[teal bramble]

wtf

peak

[thick tapir]

no

[dense valve]

Peak

[indigo bough]

Project CBT: A minecraft modpack that tries to combine aspects of RLCraft, GTNH, Touhou and HBM's Nuclear Tech Mod into 1 totally not buggy masterpiece that will totally not destroy your c***

[worthy quail]

Ya

[coarse ginkgo]

Instead of trying to block out every command possible, just create a list of allowed ones. the way you did the command and event blocking or whatever was just pure stupidity

[teal bramble]

there's money in this

im crying

[sour canyon]

why

[half compass]

Two Thousand Six Honda Civic

[ruby copper]

By this logic it's ok to steal money as long as you use a gun to rob someone because "it's the gun who did it"

[indigo bough]

oh

thats why its called that

[gusty gulch]

this is a mini cooper

[coarse ginkgo]

theres 100s of plugins that do /tpa, it was not essentials my *

[worthy quail]

no???

[ruby copper]

Yes and what about the part I fixed it and shep went offline and THATS WHY u could dupe it

I legit fixed it 2 minutes after

[ornate latch]

It is bruh i did this

[polar python]

aaron explaining why the mc server gets shut down every saturday for sabbath

[chilly bear]

who is the target audience

[coarse ginkgo]

sounds like a problem for you not me 😭

[ruby copper]

This part isn't retold because it fucking invalidates everything

[indigo bough]

what the fuck is this bro

who designed this shit

[coral fog]

me

[dense valve]

Tip: Fuck you!

[muted shuttle]

I think mineek's time machine plugin should be on r/jailbreak mc

[ruby copper]

And shep deopped me so I couldn't /stop

[chilly bear]

this is what miwipack was gonna be

[ruby copper]

So basically it's sheps fault

[muted shuttle]

Because its awesome

[half compass]

https://youtu.be/_G3bic1kp0o

Rjb minecraft simulator

[indigo bough]

i was abt to send this

lmao

[dense valve]

There's gonna be so little people online with it being member pro and on

[coarse ginkgo]

skill issue

[ruby copper]

There were over 2 ways I could've prevented this that weren't in my control

[worthy quail]

Miwipack was perfect with no issues

[polar python]

Hey can u install the non async version of worldedit and give me perms to edit millions of blocks at once thanks

[indigo bough]

true!

[chilly bear]

[crisp saffron]

this was never an issue

[half compass]

Make it whitename only

[worthy quail]

ice dragon spawner

[half compass]

If you get member plus you’re banned

[ruby copper]

Ts is like saying that paper mc sucks because there was a dupe glitch in one specific revision and the server owner never updated the build even tho they are informed about it

[coarse ginkgo]

whats the eta of me obtaining sharp 255 swords again

[ruby copper]

You see it's not papermc's fault then

[teal bramble]

now

[ruby copper]

It's the server hoster

[dense valve]

Whitename only would be horrible

[half compass]

Ts is like saying that paper mc sucks because there was a dupe glitch in one specific revision and the server owner never updated the build even tho they are informed about it

[worthy quail]

it was nulls fault btw

not mine

[ruby copper]

And that's what happened here

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/pacha-perfect-emperors-new-groove-very-good-gif-18089782898853427957

[velvet zenith]

mineekware made it so i can only talk in a imessage group chat in the morning @polar python @desert cairn

[valid pawn]

Tf are they posting now bruh😭💔 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMD8nus9E/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

The White House (@whitehouse)

❤️ 114.2K 💬 2.7K 🔁 17.2K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Oct 28, 2025, 10:40 PM

[indigo bough]

ok share fault 50/50

[dense valve]

I think member plus and on would be fine but that's just what I think, nor do I play minecraft that often tbh

[worthy quail]

ok

deal

[ruby copper]

Boba told me about the WorldChangeEvent I implemented it but shep went offline so what can I do then

[indigo bough]

that was BOTH of yalls fault

[coarse ginkgo]

Just quit yapping at this point. Making an allow-list instead of a block-list is 130% better approach and you very well know this.

[ruby copper]

I legit could not do anything

[chilly bear]

no one knows i did it on purpose

[polar python]

mineekware made it so i can only talk in a imessage group chat in the morning @polar python @desert cairn

[half compass]

This is a horrendous idea

[chilly bear]

they'll never believe you

[thick tapir]

we can speed in the bmw in game?

[velvet zenith]

Just quit yapping at this point. Making an allow-list instead of a block-list is 130% better approach and you very well know this.

[indigo bough]

damn

[worthy quail]

oh ok I’ll keep it a secret

[half compass]

All the member pluses are morons who can’t think

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[ruby copper]

Are you stupid

[indigo bough]

vro

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Hey buddy what is xcode cloud doing

[chilly bear]

can we make mc messages count towards xp

[coarse ginkgo]

Seems like you are

[worthy quail]

Papermc is evil

[polar python]

Just quit yapping at this point. Making an allow-list instead of a block-list is 130% better approach and you very well know this.

[worthy quail]

We should use MultiPaper

[thick tapir]

what vro

[ruby copper]

I had this but I was scared yall were gonna bully me for making it improper or not full creative

[dense valve]

True... Maybe like certain member pluses and on then

[ruby copper]

So I lifted some restrictions

[velvet zenith]

Hello @desert cairn

[ornate latch]

so Paper but even more evil

[dense valve]

Staff vote on which ones
-# /s

[crisp saffron]

Yes bradley we know what we're doing thank you

We have done this before

[velvet zenith]

I trust nooka with my life

[coarse ginkgo]

Now were bullying you for me being able to pull sharp 255 swords in a server from a single player world

[dense zinc]

cbt?

[teal bramble]

Same

[sour canyon]

there should be a minecraft server with only aaron and supertom

[indigo bough]

cognitive behavioral therapy ofc

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Hey xcode cloud is broken @polar python

[ruby copper]

You just put it in ur creative quick bar lil bro

[polar python]

im mining my craft

[crisp saffron]

we quite literally ended up with a very active server with people beyond r/jb playing

[ruby copper]

It's not that special

[half compass]

Testies

[worthy quail]

no so you see multipaper is paper but with 0 issues because the world is hosted on multiple servers which makes it extra good

[trail isle]

when you get to heaven but its chinese

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Hey xcode cloud is broken @polar python

[muted shuttle]

We should get shepgoba on this new server

[coarse ginkgo]

was special enough for you to not think about it

[chilly bear]

will game chat be moderated by gir??

[half compass]

Install the minecraft testies software

[ornate latch]

Liar

[thick tapir]

we all love cbt 🙏

<3

[sour canyon]

asking for icloud bypass in minecraft

[indigo bough]

1984craft

[ruby copper]

No it was ESSENTIALS FAULT HOW ARE YOU THIS STUPID

[indigo bough]

fuck

[ornate latch]

1894

[sour canyon]

1894

[dense zinc]

paper is a paper bandaid to a problem that doesn't have to exist

[velvet zenith]

cause your plugin didnt have any checks

[muted shuttle]

I will be violating Rule 5 in r/Jailbreak MC.

[indigo bough]

yall suck

[worthy quail]

I blame both

[ruby copper]

Without essentials installed it wouldn't even be possible

[teal bramble]

1894

[polar python]

Just quit yapping at this point. Making an allow-list instead of a block-list is 130% better approach and you very well know this.

[ruby copper]

It DID

[coarse ginkgo]

me when my shit doesnt work as it should so i find excuses:

[velvet zenith]

The checks didnt work

[ruby copper]

Bro without essentials installed it wouldn't be been possible

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Hey xcode cloud is broken @polar python

[crisp saffron]

@muted shuttle Look how active minecraft has made general.

[thick tapir]

1894 railroad ohio

[chilly bear]

ohh ok

[muted shuttle]

Fr

[worthy quail]

@ruby copper MINEEK

[ruby copper]

Legit shut up bro all u do is pick on me again and again and again

U say my tweaks are malware

Every fucking day

[velvet zenith]

They are ?

[indigo bough]

god this chat is reminiscent of the dopamine 2 release chat

[ruby copper]

Get a fucking life

[chilly bear]

wait which one

[velvet zenith]

It broke my imessage groups bro

[teal bramble]

Malware

[chilly bear]

i have all of them installed

[half compass]

Malware

[ruby copper]

It did NOT THE TWEAK DOESNT EVEN INJECT INTO IT

[worthy quail]

see how mineek refuses to take suggestions

[ornate latch]

why is Mineek crashing out on someone trolling him

[split nimbus]

IS THE SERVER LIVE @crisp saffron

[half compass]

Malware tweak

[velvet zenith]

It broke after i installed your tweak

[dense zinc]

no

[dense valve]

no

[half compass]

It made it all crash

[indigo bough]

no

[muted shuttle]

Not yet stibby

[ruby copper]

Bro you know why because I explained already

[ornate latch]

Buddy its discord

[chilly bear]

hormonal changes

[sour canyon]

i'm on the server right now, trapping spawn

[polar python]

Hey is the server live

[thick tapir]

stop arguing. it feels like when your parents are about to get a divorce in this chat.

[trail isle]

this is what happens when you give people free speech

[half compass]

I just remembered this conversation

[ornate latch]

If you take discord messages this seriously the problem is deeper

[half compass]

Fr

[teal bramble]

@ruby copper is the server live?

[velvet zenith]

Do u know this from experience or something

[coarse ginkgo]

Im not trolling him, im trying to explain stuff to him, but bro is so dense that its lowk impossible

[worthy quail]

estrogen increase

[indigo bough]

this server is NOT free speech

[ruby copper]

YES THE PROGLEM IN MY AUTISM

[dense valve]

I think so

[thick tapir]

yes 😢

[dense valve]

Trust

[chilly bear]

@dense valve did u make the server yet

[sour canyon]

proglem

[velvet zenith]

Oh ok

[ruby copper]

I explained this multiple times already

[polar python]

Mineek is spawning 200k swords or whatever or something

[indigo bough]

well well well

[velvet zenith]

Where

[trail isle]

mid speech

[ornate latch]

I have autism and I never ever had issues with this

[dense zinc]

rusher war except it's the attack of the whitenames

[dense valve]

No not yet bro

[trail isle]

i cant say slurs so mid

[ruby copper]

Well I have

[sour canyon]

bookbanning spawn

[worthy quail]

ok I’m going to the server where people don’t argue

[half compass]

Mineek is spawning a sword inside my anal cavity Help

[chilly bear]

HURRY UP GOSH

[indigo bough]

rusherhack 🔛🔝

[ornate latch]

then go to a therapist

[dense valve]

you do it then

[coarse ginkgo]

what was the count again, 139968 swords with sharp 255 ?

[chilly bear]

oh ok

[crisp saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-comendo-picoca-gif-9669437860846841235

[ruby copper]

What do u think I been doing for the last 5 years of my life bro

[indigo bough]

good morning

[teal bramble]

wtf mineek is autistic???

[coarse ginkgo]

gm

[polar python]

Hey so can i watch omni inside rjb craft

[crisp saffron]

fork found in r/jb kitchen

[velvet zenith]

Making stuff for eol ios devices

[chilly bear]

@dense valve it's up 127.0.01:25565

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/wemmbu-orbital-strike-cannon-orbital-cannon-nuke-unstable-gif-11945578051483354237

[ornate latch]

Caveman discovers fire

[teal bramble]

😭

[ruby copper]

Yall are lowkey picking on me because I'm an easy rage bait target even after asking multiple times to tone it down

[indigo bough]

this is why we need fabric and not paper

[ruby copper]

Just bad human beings yall are icl

[coarse ginkgo]

god

[ruby copper]

I'm not gonna crash out again tho

[indigo bough]

paper breaks the ICBM

[dense valve]

Help @chilly bear its not working

[coarse ginkgo]

5 minutes later:

[trail isle]

guys check out my website at http://localhost:8899

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/what's-up-zoey-kpop-demon-hunters-ji-young-yoo-rei-ami-gif-3388787193811280286

[indigo bough]

what

[ornate latch]

LMAO

[chilly bear]

ur not in creative mode

[half compass]

😭

[indigo bough]

what did i miss

[dense valve]

😭

[muted shuttle]

Hello everyone. The r/Jailbreak MC is now up. Joinw Now ➡️ ➡️ ➡️ 192.168.1.3:25565

[teal bramble]

Hello everyone. The r/Jailbreak MC is now up. Joinw Now ➡️ ➡️ ➡️ 192.168.1.3:25565

[indigo bough]

Unable to connect

Firefox can’t establish a connection to the server at localhost:8899.

    The site could be temporarily unavailable or too busy. Try again in a few moments.
    If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer’s network connection.
    If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure that Firefox is permitted to access the web.
    If you are trying to load a local network page, please check that Firefox has been granted Local Network permissions in the macOS Privacy & Security settings.

[ornate latch]

Wtf thats my ip

[teal bramble]

what

Mopds

[muted shuttle]

No this is mine

[half compass]

Localhost 6677

[ornate latch]

No its mine bruh

[polar python]

Hello everyone. The r/OmniContentHub MC is now up. Joinw Now ➡️ ➡️ ➡️ 192.168.1.40:25565

[chilly bear]

HAHAHAHA

[ruby copper]

No you're saying it in a way you know is annoying

[ornate latch]

You hack me

[indigo bough]

sweet

[gusty gulch]

one of the vendors is buying me Starbucks lol

[ruby copper]

You know what ur doing so don't deny it

[polar python]

I want starbucks

[gusty gulch]

too bad

[polar python]

Mineek is being rage baited by someone whos muted rn

[indigo bough]

get starbucks

[desert cairn]

starbucks sucks

[chilly bear]

@teal bramble wait so the r/jb mc server is hosted on voidai?

[gusty gulch]

your mom sucks

[trail isle]

why is chat so active

[teal bramble]

Yes

[polar python]

yes gpt 5 codex max creates each packet on the fly

no mc game server needed

[indigo bough]

the future of ai bruh

[velvet zenith]

@spark gale Hey buddy the suns down where is the next candle

[trail isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1367526379486445752/1449842728199520520/convert.gif

[gusty gulch]

@spark gale Hey buddy the suns down where is the next candle

[indigo bough]

?

[gusty gulch]

mods

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale Hey buddy the suns down where is the next candle

[chilly bear]

got me

[trail isle]

gm

[dense valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1321259694123384913/1369286606283997194/caption.gif

[trail isle]

[ruby copper]

Someone needs to make a mc mod to like

Bring back old hunger

[teal bramble]

I upgraded. Glory to the IDF & State of Israel

[indigo bough]

nvidium and vulkanmod

thatl be peak

[ornate latch]

what

[gusty gulch]

yesterday I got $20 from a resident and cake and then. gift basket from a vendor and today Starbucks

[muted shuttle]

What's different about it

[polar python]

yesterday I got $20 from a resident and cake and then. gift basket from a vendor and today Starbucks

[gusty gulch]

die

[dense zinc]

like eating to restore health

[muted shuttle]

yesterday I got $20 from a resident and cake and then. gift basket from a vendor and today Starbucks

[gusty gulch]

you're just jealous

[jagged turret]

wtf lean muted for rule 1

[ruby copper]

Like where u instantly consume food for health and there's no hunger bar / natural regeneration

[indigo bough]

thats stupid

[chilly bear]

unc...

[indigo bough]

unc...

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-walking-cat-walk-glamour-glamorous-gif-606557101916811110

[ruby copper]

Nah

[ornate latch]

no

[desert cairn]

lmfao

[wicked surge]

blehhhh

[teal bramble]

[dense valve]

hi otterick

[wicked surge]

hello brad

[dense zinc]

🦦

[jagged turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1418694281626914900/caption.gif

[dense valve]

how are u

[jagged turret]

@ruby copper

[wicked surge]

im doing ok, you

[polar python]

Hey is the server up yet

[muted shuttle]

No

[jagged turret]

MBAVM

[ruby copper]

Yes!!

[muted shuttle]

Aaron hasnt bought it

[ornate latch]

Hey is the server up yet

[dense valve]

good

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/crunchy-crunchy-cat-luna-cat-chew-gif-15810567256443350805

[indigo bough]

think so

[desert cairn]

the server was promised to him 3000 years ago

[ruby copper]

@jagged turret I should video edit MBAVM to include muffin

[polar python]

Hey is the server up yet

[trail isle]

is the server in the room with us

[untold helm]

Will there be a new channel for it?

[teal bramble]

voidai servers were promised to me 3000 years ago

[jagged turret]

true!

[muted shuttle]

#931437948094795796

[teal bramble]

#unknown

[untold helm]

unknown

[muted shuttle]

Is it locked

Why fr

@crisp saffron

Hey

[muted shuttle]

Ping timbovill in there

Idk

[trail isle]

im in it

[indigo bough]

@chilly bear yo go obey the walrus bru

[ornate latch]

I can't see it

pmo

[half compass]

There’s a thread???

[candid lotus]

That’s cool I personally don’t see the point I never needed anything else

[half compass]

.

[dense valve]

Is that #minecraft

[muted shuttle]

Howd you know

Message logger

Mods

[teal bramble]

Mods

[indigo bough]

i used to be in it i thibk

[half compass]

What

[dense valve]

i searched the channel id

[indigo bough]

alr bud.

[chilly bear]

yes massa 🙇

[indigo bough]

?

¿

[teal bramble]

massa like felipe massa?

[dense valve]

#general message

proof

[chilly bear]

yea

[teal bramble]

👀

bro knows ball

[velvet zenith]

Big and greedy

[wicked surge]

i wish i had member pro so i can join

[sour canyon]

can we get a private roblox server going

[teal bramble]

Yes

[indigo bough]

omw to #931437948094795796

[dense valve]

It must be for the jailbreak game

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Passed
Resolve package dependencies

2m 56.9s

[sour canyon]

steal a brainrot

[polar python]

@teal bramble Whats the site u dmd me

[teal bramble]

can u not load it

[polar python]

I m too lazy to click dms

[teal bramble]

vps

[ashen basin]

Mmmmm

[half compass]

Cookie stealer

[polar python]

Yeah can i get the link

[teal bramble]

not here

[indigo bough]

@dense valve ill wait bruh

jk

[ornate latch]

run across the road to a seven eleven and win 711s

[dense valve]

?

[polar python]

bros gate keeping a public website

[indigo bough]

its acatto what do u expect

[teal bramble]

That is correct.

[half compass]

So shady bro is embarrassed to send it here

[teal bramble]

It is gold

i stole it from lukinhas

[polar python]

these prices r ass

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble https://appstoreconnect.apple.com/teams/

[teal bramble]

no they're good

[indigo bough]

@ornate latch yo what site is it

[ornate latch]

wait what

Buddy what website is it

[polar python]

4 cores 8gb ram $90/yr

[chilly bear]

what else did u get in the divorce

[polar python]

😂

[teal bramble]

Dms

[polar python]

i pay 72/yr for this

[half compass]

LMFAO

[polar python]

😂

[teal bramble]

????????????????

is advin that good

[polar python]

yes

[teal bramble]

oh

right

it is

my advin ip got blocked from google

[polar python]

nice job buddy

[ornate latch]

the only problem with Advin is stock

[teal bramble]

Yes that.

[dense valve]

whats advin

[desert cairn]

10 trillion shekels to oracle

[sour canyon]

@spark gale will the minecraft server be accessible over Tor or I2P?

[velvet zenith]

No

[polar python]

https://advinservers.com/

[desert cairn]

get a job

[velvet zenith]

Be normal

[dense valve]

i see

[indigo bough]

peak

well

[desert cairn]

Hi twin❤️

[ornate latch]

that's dedicated servers

dumbass

[polar python]

Yes i need 16gb ram vps

minimum

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[polar python]

My vps is a hungry boy

[teal bramble]

i have one in nuremberg in germany that i dont use

[half compass]

Oh god

[velvet zenith]

BROTHER MERRY CHRISTMAS 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[ornate latch]

worst location in mankind

[teal bramble]

it's close to me

[desert cairn]

Be quiet word i cant say here

[indigo bough]

yeah so what the fuck

[ornate latch]

yeah because you're weird

as fuck

[velvet zenith]

Say it anyways

[teal bramble]

mean

[half compass]

Yes bro because stkcs server needs to be close to you

[muted shuttle]

Dont say it

[indigo bough]

128gb of ram for 36 a month

[polar python]

where

[ornate latch]

Do not get me started on the math teacher

[velvet zenith]

Be quiet you stupid forgot

[indigo bough]

its out of stock

[muted shuttle]

You what

[teal bramble]

wait

[velvet zenith]

Stupid forgot

[teal bramble]

which

[desert cairn]

hetzner dedi

[teal bramble]

mine or urs

[desert cairn]

they have all ts

[muted shuttle]

I didnt forget anything

[ornate latch]

you know what I'm talking about

[gusty gulch]

@polar python get fucked

[teal bramble]

I dont

tell me in dm

[polar python]

die

[muted shuttle]

@polar python get fucked

[desert cairn]

I dont
tell me in dm

[sour canyon]

throwback to when frcoal.cfd was on someone's filter list

[ornate latch]

No

[polar python]

Die

[teal bramble]

nebula — 11:33 PM
I dont
tell me in dm

[ornate latch]

It will stay

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Why did xcode cloud just kill itself again bro

[ornate latch]

A secret

[teal bramble]

Ohg ok

[desert cairn]

Bc apple sucks

[velvet zenith]

Its done and its uploaded

[polar python]

E3-1270v3: A Haswell-based workhorse with enough RAM to stay relevant

Maxine ahh server

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1365741776375255062/1449833251643326575/67.gif

[polar python]

😭

[trail isle]

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[wicked surge]

rule 1, nooka gonna mute you

[trail isle]

@muted shuttle

[wicked surge]

otterBleh

[muted shuttle]

Nope i have uhhhh

[ornate latch]

who took a dump in there

[crisp saffron]

I'm paid off in omni keys

[muted shuttle]

haswell o something

[gusty gulch]

okay

[polar python]

Intel Xeon E3-1270v3 processor (four physical 3.5ghz cores on QPI + hyperthreading + turbo->3.9ghz)
32 GB DDR3-1600 ECC memory
240 GB SSD and 2000 GB, 7200 RPM SATA hard drive
30000 GB of bandwidth transfer
$50/mo

[wicked surge]

lol

[polar python]

This is mid

[muted shuttle]

Nope broadwell

[gusty gulch]

hasbara

[muted shuttle]

My server is high quality and modern

[polar python]

"high quality"

"modern"

[wicked surge]

full of furries

[polar python]

Hey nooka did u see that

[desert cairn]

none of the above

[polar python]

She aint pay u off

[muted shuttle]

See what

[polar python]

Warn

[crisp saffron]

ddr3 more like ddr free from the recycling bin 😹

[teal bramble]

nooka — 11:35 PM
ddr3 more like ddr free from the recycling bin 😹

[half compass]

Fucking ddr3

[desert cairn]

hey nooka warn maxine

[sour canyon]

acatto
—
5:35 PM
nooka — 11:35 PM
ddr3 more like ddr free from the recycling bin 😹

[half compass]

Evil pricing

[muted shuttle]

Dont warn me

[16:27:53 INFO]: [Chunky] Task finished for world_nether. Processed: 1565001 chunks (100.00%), Total time: 1:40:50

I will delete this

[ornate latch]

Good

[muted shuttle]

Im using it as leverage now

[ornate latch]

World peace achieved

[ruby copper]

ddr3 isn't that old yet right

[sour canyon]

screenshotted message logger

[ruby copper]

My pc still has ddr3 ram

[polar python]

I will regenerate it in 4 seconds on m4 max

[ornate latch]

????????/

[half compass]

Oh my god

[muted shuttle]

Good luck

[half compass]

Dude

[trail isle]

jelbrek

[muted shuttle]

My server is borderline DDR3

[indigo bough]

no way

[muted shuttle]

I think

[sour canyon]

bootloop

[desert cairn]

Jolly Maxine

— 5:36 PM
My server is borderline DDR3

[polar python]

Jolly Maxine

— 5:36 PM
My server is borderline DDR3

[muted shuttle]

I'm pretty sure Haswell CPUs supported DDR3 and DDR4

[ornate latch]

Jolly Maxine

— 5:36 PM
My server is borderline DDR3

[desert cairn]

e5 series is all ewaste

[muted shuttle]

Idk about broadwell

[trail isle]

oh ok

[muted shuttle]

My specific CPU doesn't

[sour canyon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729671788187091024/1361189861716918433/gN3UICy.gif

[muted shuttle]

However it supports DDR4 1600MHz

So close enough

[half compass]

Buddy its worse than an ibm laptop from the early 2000s

[ruby copper]

Is this for rjb mc

[muted shuttle]

Yeah

[desert cairn]

holy moly worse than my pc

[muted shuttle]

Pregenerating the worlds

[ruby copper]

Why not just let the server generate the terrain

[desert cairn]

i think my server runs like 2400 or something but can go up to 3200

[muted shuttle]

Because we don't have it yet

[ruby copper]

Yes but

[muted shuttle]

Mine runs at 2133MHz i think??

[desert cairn]

higher performance

[muted shuttle]

Let me check