general

[clever bone]

I’ll do it when I get my new pc

[midnight verge]

Ur personality is so "unique" we'll know its u

[clever bone]

I’m doing it to mature

And then deleting Ts account

[ruby copper]

Note how it's a message from January 2023

When I was like 13

[worthy garden]

yea bro

[jaunty garnet]

???

[worthy garden]

i remeber

[jaunty garnet]

Thought you were 20

[worthy garden]

i am 20 soon guys

[jaunty garnet]

😭

[midnight verge]

Sorry u need to go through that

[clever bone]

But u joined discord in 2022

MODS

[ruby copper]

What

[clever bone]

And you bully 15 year olds smh

[worthy garden]

jayy u have no right to speak

[clever bone]

It’s okay

[worthy garden]

about my man mineek.

[ruby copper]

I aged up in 2022

[sour canyon]

https://math.libretexts.org/Courses/Reedley_College/Calculus_I_(Casteel)/04%3A_Applications_of_Derivatives/4.03%3A_The_Mean_Value_Theorem

[clever bone]

Cap

it’s okay I have a 2020 account

[worthy garden]

gooner is talking shit rn guys!

[ruby copper]

fr

[clever bone]

???!

[ruby copper]

Bro doesn't know how time works

Goons too much

[worthy garden]

yea bro

[clever bone]

Holy FUCK

[worthy garden]

he don’t know shi

[clever bone]

@worthy garden shut the FUCK UP

fucking loser

[worthy garden]

one to speak

[clever bone]

Genuinely shut the fuck up

Ur a fucking loser

I don’t let anything effect me irl

Stupid ass things I’m sometukcing loser at school smh

[ruby copper]

Bro is so tuff

[clever bone]

Taking my screenshots what

old ass too

[ruby copper]

Bro a game where ur just a bird is lowkey a good idea

A simulation / exploration type game

[clever bone]

Grown ass man looking back at a teenagers DMs 😂

[ruby copper]

Sandbox whatever

[worthy garden]

ez ragebait

[clever bone]

Ur literally being a bitch

smh

[worthy garden]

nah bro .

[clever bone]

This is not ragebait

[worthy garden]

just get a life

quit typing

only thing you do bro

[clever bone]

You don’t know anything about ragebait you dumbass

[worthy garden]

well who’s replying

[clever bone]

Never think you’ll ever ragebait like me

[clever bone]

There’s servers they still talk about me

It’s been a year

[worthy garden]

i wonder why bro

[clever bone]

Because of my bait

Stupid fuck

I’m retired so I don’t care

[worthy garden]

so ur a fucking loser

bascially

[ruby copper]

Bro is the master baiter

[clever bone]

@worthy garden ur shit

[worthy garden]

yea bros a gooner

[ruby copper]

Fr

[worthy garden]

yea i shit in my toliet

i think everyone does

[ruby copper]

I need to make breakfast

[worthy garden]

gm

[clever bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1329500857825493033/1379628436141641738/697D914E-936A-4BA6-9FD8-2CDDECD96270.gif

[ruby copper]

@clever bone do I eat yogurt with fruit or bread with cheese as breakfast

[clever bone]

Shut up instgater I’m deadass pissed rn fuck u

[ruby copper]

Oh

[leaden ledge]

I love how everyone ignored my RPi thing ’cause it's more fun to ragebait jayy

[worthy garden]

jayy have u seen this before bro

[ruby copper]

What's the rpi thing

[clever bone]

Have you touched some fucking pussy

No you haven’t go fuck urself

[leaden ledge]

This. This is the RPi thing

[jaunty garnet]

this is very scary

please censor this image.

[ruby copper]

Yup...

It's so sad

[jaunty garnet]

economy is cooked

[leaden ledge]

Yuh

[jaunty garnet]

this is why I got a m4 right now

cause it’ll be $10k in 1 year

probably

[leaden ledge]

🥲

RIP

[clever bone]

Nah

It’ll hold value cuz it’s Apple but dw Apple will still make advancements in tech

[jaunty garnet]

apple

[leaden ledge]

Oh yeah that reminds me. Technically Apple makes unified memory, but which foundry do they use? In-house? TSMC? SK Hynix?

[clever bone]

All

[leaden ledge]

Ah

[ruby copper]

@clever bone I apologize for pissing you off. Sorry,

Can u now respond to my breakfast question

[leaden ledge]

Yeah @clever bone I'm sorry about my joke earlier, mate

[sour canyon]

scalped raspberry pi

[leaden ledge]

Scamazon India moment

[jaunty garnet]

should I sleep at 12 or 12:15

I have a test

And wake at 7am

[leaden ledge]

You should sleep early if you gotta give a test

[jaunty garnet]

💔

I will hop off then

[midnight verge]

Bread with fruit and yogurt with cheese

[sour canyon]

https://www.raspberrypi.com/products/raspberry-pi-4-model-b/?variant=raspberry-pi-4-model-b-1gb scroll all the way down to "Buy Raspberry Pi 4 Model B", pick country india

[trail isle]

@low mortar this might be my greatest accomplishment of all time lowkey

[sour canyon]

amazon is not a suitable website to purchase raspberry pi anywhere

[trail isle]

how tf did i actually sleep

for once

[sour canyon]

it's always been way over msrp

even when there's not a shortage

[leaden ledge]

Nighty night

[leaden ledge]

I see...

Only bought it there ’cause of Amazon Pay Later tbvh

But welp, the price difference do be yikes

[leaden ledge]

Good job getting enough sleep!

[jaunty garnet]

i need 1 milli on dollars

[leaden ledge]

I need a vacation. In Amsterdam

[worthy garden]

@jaunty garnet if i drink monsters does it mean im a femboy

[leaden ledge]

I drink Monsters too

Then again I have a pride flag in my room so uh...

[jaunty garnet]

yes

femboy or tgirl

[worthy garden]

what’s a tgirl

[jaunty garnet]

trans girl

[worthy garden]

so a futa

[jaunty garnet]

i guess

[worthy garden]

i understand

[rich dune]

bro I just opened dscd wtf

[worthy garden]

which one are you

since you use linux

[jaunty garnet]

prefer not to say

🤫

[worthy garden]

linux is usually femboys

[leaden ledge]

Bro is sneaky

[jaunty garnet]

im switching to Mac.

fuck linux

[worthy garden]

listen to hyperpop

[jaunty garnet]

✅

[worthy garden]

glaive

[jaunty garnet]

❌

i need to tap in

[low mortar]

Yooooooo

[worthy garden]

kurtains

aldn

[jaunty garnet]

i don’t know shit

i need to tap in

[trail isle]

now i just have to do it again

[leaden ledge]

You've got this

[trail isle]

yes

[trail isle]

let me pull up the month graph to compare rq

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[leaden ledge]

Not bad, ngl

[worthy garden]

i need to use this

[leaden ledge]

I'm betting mine is worse

[jaunty garnet]

im forgetting to use private mode on safari 🫩

[leaden ledge]

*goes to check*

[jaunty garnet]

what is this

[worthy garden]

ur exposed .

[trail isle]

sleep

[jaunty garnet]

?

[worthy garden]

how do i measure my sleep

[trail isle]

my average time to go to sleep is like 4 am

that is bad

[worthy garden]

or am i slow

[jaunty garnet]

get an iwatch

[trail isle]

apple watch

[trail isle]

gud

[worthy garden]

gay

[worthy garden]

i’ll buy one off facebook

💔

[trail isle]

mine was less than 200 off ebay

[worthy garden]

i need one for spotify

[jaunty garnet]

https://apple.com/apple-watch

[trail isle]

and it’s the stainless steel sapphire s7 with 100% battery health

[worthy garden]

so i dont need to take my phone

[sour canyon]

i'm too tapped into my apple watch series 3

[trail isle]

unc

[jaunty garnet]

what the fuck is happening rn

[trail isle]

i miss my s3

[jaunty garnet]

actually

i shouldn’t say

[worthy garden]

tempting

[jaunty garnet]

or im gonna sound like jayy

[trail isle]

i hate that control centre is a button now

[jaunty garnet]

cheap

[leaden ledge]

Kek

[trail isle]

oh yeah the se3 is actually good

[trail isle]

choppy

[sour canyon]

this is whats happening

[worthy garden]

@jaunty garnet ig

cheapest one i found

[trail isle]

it was definitely the rate limit @low mortar

[leaden ledge]

[worthy garden]

scrobbles

[green bramble]

Now playing - luca

precious

aldn • greenhouse

92344 total scrobbles

[jaunty garnet]

ig that’s good

[green bramble]

Last track for kate

A BOY IS A GUN*

Tyler, The Creator • IGOR

17160 total scrobbles Using Spotify and lagging behind? Check '/outofsync' - Last scrobble: · Dec 18, 2025, 7:08 AM

[worthy garden]

idk if it has cellular

[trail isle]

lies

[worthy garden]

fix it

[jaunty garnet]

just use wormJB.

[trail isle]

ts is NOT correct

[jaunty garnet]

cellular enabler tweak

[worthy garden]

UD.

[worthy garden]

@jaunty garnet this is a scam

[jaunty garnet]

.fm

[trail isle]

insanity

[jaunty garnet]

only 182 days is insane

[worthy garden]

i looked for a yearly one

[low mortar]

Actually it keeps me sane

[trail isle]

i should try that

[worthy garden]

$200 one might be

the best

maybe

[low mortar]

@ruby copper stop lurking

[trail isle]

hi mineek

[ruby copper]

Hiii

[ruby copper]

Hiii

[trail isle]

[jaunty garnet]

mineekjb.

[jaunty garnet]

how do you have Minecraft on Mac

[worthy garden]

cumra1n

[jaunty garnet]

pissra1n

[worthy garden]

i wanna play mc

on linux

[crisp saffron]

???

[worthy garden]

prism launcher and java mods

[crisp saffron]

@spark gale Jew boy are you awake

[ruby copper]

just use prismlauncher

[ruby copper]

@jaunty garnet

[worthy garden]

yea i do

on older versions

since i have bad performance on newer

idk

[ruby copper]

use sodium

[worthy garden]

truth

[crisp saffron]

also use newer java versions

[worthy garden]

i need my 1.8 pvp

🙁

[jaunty garnet]

oh

[worthy garden]

u silly boy

[ruby copper]

faithful 32x looks so good

and nostalgic

all big youtubers used this pack for some reason

[crisp saffron]

faithful 64 enjoyers

[jaunty garnet]

is the m4 air good for Minecraft

[ruby copper]

Yes

[ashen basin]

My M1 is still good for Minecraft 💀

[sour canyon]

all of them are good for minecraft because they have insanely goated trackpads and you can literally get comfortable playing minecraft with just the built-in keyboard + built-in trackpad

[ruby copper]

no

How are you gonna right click

I tried minecraft on a macbook trackpad

It sucks

[ashen basin]

But also it’s a pro

[sour canyon]

two fingers

[ruby copper]

It's better than any windows trackpad tho

But it still sucks

[crisp saffron]

if you are playing any game on a trackpad you need to be put down

[ashen basin]

A mouse?

[jaunty garnet]

what if you don’t have a mouse

or a controller

[ashen basin]

How

[crisp saffron]

🐕‍🦺 👇

[worthy garden]

🐕‍🦺 👇

[jaunty garnet]

🐕‍🦺 👇

[ashen basin]

Nintendo cooked with that rewind feature in Mario kart world 💀

It’s so much faster to learn tricks

[worthy garden]

shortcuts

[sour canyon]

[ashen basin]

Yes

[worthy garden]

i’m at higher VR

[ashen basin]

Oh I don’t play online tbh

[worthy garden]

i play competitively

there’s a server also with ranks

that do custom games

[ashen basin]

I focus on time trials

[glacial valve]

@stark spruce Help, German in my class

[worthy garden]

online u can js bag on those straight maps

[ashen basin]

Time trials and then regular vs races to learn the feather tricks

[worthy garden]

i always do that

[ashen basin]

Yeah that’s basically why I don’t go online

That’s such a boring way to play

[glacial valve]

We’re learning Weierstraß theorem

Help

[ashen basin]

love that Nintendo is fixing the intermission tracks

Now they need to let us do them in time trials

[worthy garden]

did you see the glitched wr

[ashen basin]

Yes lmfaoooo but Nintendo already patched it and is removing the glitched ones 💀

[worthy garden]

sad bro

icl

[ashen basin]

Was fun for a bit but whatever. We need to learn everything about these tracks instead of some bullshit glitched shit

Glitched wrs will be fun after like 2 years

[worthy garden]

online is easy

just use a brain

and know every singular shortcut

[ashen basin]

wr shortcuts too?

[worthy garden]

just any in general

[ashen basin]

I know a lot of them aren’t really great for online

[worthy garden]

wr also

every map has some that good

[ashen basin]

What’s your fav

[worthy garden]

lemme

remember

the map

there’s 2 on block ruins

that are good

ones needs a shroom for the rail after the finish line

[ashen basin]

Those are alright

[molten sentinel]

Does anyone want to lend me icloud used ios 26 to download applications that I can't download on ios 16

[worthy garden]

rainbow road has good ones

[ashen basin]

Yeah I like wall riding on the clouds

[worthy garden]

i just use the baby blooper

or sometimes a speed combo

[ashen basin]

Nice

[worthy garden]

but it’s lowkey bad

[crisp saffron]

Chat what do we think about an r/jb minecraft server again

[worthy garden]

boosts can fund minecraft server

[crisp saffron]

yes.

[worthy garden]

wtf

[ashen basin]

Hmmmm

[manic tulip]

We can pay for baller specs because of all the boosts we got damn

[worthy garden]

hi

[manic tulip]

Gm

[worthy garden]

wyd nz

[manic tulip]

Cleaning

[worthy garden]

goodjob

[ashen basin]

Can I make a sex dungeon

[crisp saffron]

no rules

except no cheating.

[ashen basin]

WWWWWW

[manic tulip]

(Rule)

[crisp saffron]

if you use a hack client on a friend server you are a virgin neckbeard fuck

[worthy garden]

i will

not

mineek will

[manic tulip]

IP ban Mineek from day one

[ashen basin]

I wish the new glitched dimension they discovered worked on latest MC

[carmine elk]

@fervent dove they’re coloring u

[worthy garden]

i need to buy pokemon za dlc

[ashen basin]

Same

[worthy garden]

good spawns

[ashen basin]

I didn’t want to buy it until my brother beat the game and we can battle

[worthy garden]

good shiny hunt methods

[ashen basin]

But he’s almost done

If you don’t use an LOD mod for Minecraft you don’t deserve to play

[worthy garden]

i suck at minecraft

i barely know how to craft bro

[manic tulip]

@gusty hedge

They're coloring your son

[crisp saffron]

need the lod mod on the server too :/

[worthy garden]

can we have voice chat mod on the server

so i can scream when im getting attacked

[crisp saffron]

idk what we can do to the server

[worthy garden]

sad

[manic tulip]

Hosts like this typically let you pick a version, mods, config, etc

It seems discord is just finding it

[ashen basin]

I love that we’re making a server but I don’t trust any of you so I will be going away from everyone

[crisp saffron]

imagine if it's a fucking bedrock server

[crisp saffron]

This depends on the jew approval

I see no reason why he'd say no

[ashen basin]

If he denies then the mods need to protest

Go on strike

[manic tulip]

"My own moderators wanting to spend my last 9 boosts"

[crisp saffron]

The boosts were promised to us 3000 years ago

[manic tulip]

True true

[jagged turret]

spend??

[manic tulip]

"Spend" it seems discord is allowing people to make use of their boosts in terms of funding game servers for things like Minecraft, rust, etc

[crisp saffron]

.

[jagged turret]

does it take the boosts away?

[crisp saffron]

like any other boost perk

[manic tulip]

Maybe, maybe not

[crisp saffron]

we can afford it

[jagged turret]

But the other boost perks don't get consumed

[jagged turret]

WHAT

you have to spend boosts? What does that even do

[crisp saffron]

get this i don't even think we need boosters for anything but server tag

[jagged turret]

Can you stack the same reward multiple times

[crisp saffron]

no

[manic tulip]

When it says spent, do they return if the boost is renewed by the person

[jagged turret]

Insane

[crisp saffron]

nah it'll stay spent i guess

[jagged turret]

I didn't know they changed that

[crisp saffron]

we should have perma level 3 irregardless of boosts

[manic tulip]

Lol yeah

Grandfathered partner server

[crisp saffron]

i miss rev share

[gusty hedge]

Omfg how

[gusty hedge]

Revulate?

[crisp saffron]

Nooooo

Discord revenue share

[valid pawn]

good moringggggggggggggggggggggggg frens

[gusty hedge]

You don’t miss Revulate?

[crisp saffron]

Hey man I've been seeing some concerning reel likes from you

[gusty hedge]

How so?

[valid pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387766557576269915/1395609037910966342/togif.gif

[manic tulip]

I hate Christmas orders bruh this shits balancing on straight hopes and dreams

[valid pawn]

u call stuff he likes concerning...?

[crisp saffron]

I saw you like a reel about following a woman down a street.

[valid pawn]

nevermind

ignore me

i dont exist then

[gusty hedge]

You’re making shit up.

[crisp saffron]

fake news

[ashen basin]

Bad excuse try again

[sour canyon]

I got the aliexpress tweaker special

[jagged turret]

bros liking his own videos

[sour canyon]

6 double-sided DVD-RAM disks for $4.45

lol

[jagged turret]

cheaper than ram?

[sour canyon]

technically yes i guess but it's more like a thumb drive

[jagged turret]

Why did they call it RAM.

[sour canyon]

random access

[jagged turret]

but you can random access a regular dvd

[crisp saffron]

what about daft punk

[midnight verge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-catto-dace-dj-cat-gif-24258085

[sour canyon]

you can't really delete a file and reclaim that space without blanking it

on DVD-RAM you can

[jagged turret]

So you blank the space on DVD ram or does it do something different

[sour canyon]

on dvd ram you can see the sectors with the naked eye

(i was gonna post a pic but my phone is fucning tweaking)

[sour canyon]

like a thumb drive, the space is immediately reusable without wiping the whole thing

[midnight verge]

https://youtu.be/ecH3OU0R4ls?si=8UwG8ZUy2kfZCuUf

missed opportunity to share a video from the goat

[valid pawn]

[sour canyon]

this is how i learned about this super cool optical media

[carmine elk]

can u retrieve the Einstein files

[sour canyon]

mini dvd ram it's so cuuuuuute

[manic tulip]

mini dvd ram it's so cuuuuuute vaplead

[valid pawn]

Yeah sure

THEY SAID 2017 ANDROIDS CANT DO THAT!!!!

[worthy garden]

can i have some

[valid pawn]

@carmine elk

[sour canyon]

i have no mini

i should buy one

[carmine elk]

that’s aosp ofc it can do that. no live blur btw

[valid pawn]

Damn

They were so good they added ringtone

[frank viper]

wtf i jst took a quick nap and now somehow im in this server 😭

[valid pawn]

Called

By creator of ringtone

So now i have a serbian man name as ringtone

And some preloaded inages THAT DEFINETLY DIDNT COME WITH THE PHONE

Let me send them rq

[paper mulch]

Hi guys i have an iPad 9gen and i don’t know the password or the Apple ID

Is there any way to bypass it

Please help

[carmine elk]

!t icloudbypass

[fervent dove]

Hey @paper mulch, have a look at this!

icloudbypass

Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.

If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support

If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support

How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support

If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 4,393 times · May 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[sour canyon]

aliexpress give me tweaker discount on mini dvd ram so i can impulse buy it

[valid pawn]

These came preloaded???

@carmine elk idk why tho

Every time I fac reset

They come back

[paper mulch]

I knew the phone number tho but the thing is i changed my sim and it doesn’t work app is there anything i can do ?

[valid pawn]

Like if they're preloaded to come with system

[paper mulch]

Alright

[valid pawn]

I know theyre nice pics but why

[carmine elk]

stock oem pics stored in /system

[valid pawn]

why are they in there tho???

reminds me of those fake iphones that come preloaded with preloaded questionable pics of women

[jagged turret]

The hell kind of stores are you visiting

[winter meadow]

I GOT IT

and im gonna repair it rn

[tawny wind]

Why does the one that has a sunset look like

https://tenor.com/view/man-free-man-freedom-free-chain-gif-2032133702890087634

[winter meadow]

river iphone 11 incident

[valid pawn]

LOL

[tawny wind]

am I wrong tho

[valid pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/833556788367851531/935816555688755230/caption.gif

[patent crest]

I go bed

Gn frens

[manic tulip]

Gn

[winter meadow]

gn

[coral fog]

gn

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8y2aYoM/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Centimeter (@centimeter.vienna)

❤️ 93.1K 💬 2.9K 🔁 30.9K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Nov 25, 2025, 3:57 PM

[hushed orbit]

can anyone help

sry if unrelated to general

but idk i cant log into apple id

on ios 9.3.6

[rich dune]

What error

[hushed orbit]

iphone 4s

apple servers are inaccessible

or whatever

[hushed orbit]

so what can that be'

[warped holly]

My old iPhone 6 that I gave to someone doesn't turn on anymore. It shows the Apple logo for a bit and then goes blank. I couldn't even get it into Recovery mode, and iTunes doesn't pick it up when I plug it in

[rich dune]

try doing

login
password2facode

[hushed orbit]

doesnt work

same issue

failed to check

there was an error connectin to the apple id server

[midnight verge]

Dude

[rich dune]

?

[rich dune]

hi

[midnight verge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/FortNiteBR/s/Bahkt4yHJR

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[midnight verge]

Sooonnnnnn

[midnight verge]

I hope shes freeee

[rich dune]

Oooooo

[trail isle]

@dry monolith seeyuh

[rich dune]

piracy

do piracy

[trail isle]

i literally couldn’t find anything

and it’s worth paying for serum

[ornate latch]

Fuckass screen bro

[low mortar]

[manic tulip]

Battery is sharted

[trail isle]

all the cracks are for windows vro

[trail isle]

stfu i cba to clean it

[low mortar]

you aren't looking hard enough

[trail isle]

oh well

i don’t mind paying for the best synthesiser ever made

[low mortar]

https://amzn.eu/d/hvZ5MD9

[trail isle]

ik ik

i think i have some somewhere

[coarse ginkgo]

<@&703287889118625872> wee woo

[ornate latch]

Your screen is dirty as shit bro

You gotta clean it

[low mortar]

@trail isle

[valid pawn]

what the fuck

why would tesco sell hormones

[low mortar]

why not

they sell many other drugs

[valid pawn]

like???

[low mortar]

every other over the counter drug

[valid pawn]

which drugs??

ive never seen ANY drugs at tesco

[elder surge]

Yo is there a downgrade for iphone 6/a8

[valid pawn]

thats medicine

not drugs

estrogen is not medicine

its a hormone

if u wanna buy estrogen go to pharmacy???

[low mortar]

but why

thats the whole argument

you can buy it in stores in a lot of the world

[valid pawn]

no

out here u cant even buy estrogen

they dont sell it in pharmacies

[low mortar]

how many countries do you live in

[valid pawn]

they dont sell it in stores

[valid pawn]

im in serbia

[low mortar]

how many countries are in the world

[valid pawn]

148

i said out here

[ornate latch]

Yeah no buddy

[low mortar]

so how can you say "no" to the statement "you can buy it in stores in a lot of the world"

[ornate latch]

You're done for

[valid pawn]

ive never seen estrogen in tesco

[ornate latch]

148 is crazy

[valid pawn]

nor lidl

nor maxi

not tempo

nor megamaxi

[low mortar]

thats the whole fucking point

[valid pawn]

nor shopngo

[low mortar]

of the joke

[valid pawn]

nor target

nor walmart

why not go to pharmacy and buy estrogen???

[ornate latch]

You actually have the brain capacity of a worm

[valid pawn]

its not that hard

[ornate latch]

That's the point of the JOKE

[valid pawn]

i put bananas in my nose

[ornate latch]

They're suggesting there should be

Estrogen

In Tesco

You dumbass

As a joke

[low mortar]

hey i wouldnt go that far

.

[ornate latch]

Buddy

[low mortar]

lol

[ornate latch]

Ok whatever

[valid pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/san-andreas-gta-fail-gif-14083720

[ornate latch]

Why can't we call people like this the r-word

This is so sad

[low mortar]

theres almost no downside

[ornate latch]

Yeah except anyone can buy it

[low mortar]

until people overdose, but oyu could say the same about any other drug

[fickle heron]

how to downgrade ios

[fervent dove]

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[ornate latch]

Yeah but like

It's still just not ideal

That's not what Tesco was made for

[low mortar]

the biggest issue is that its just too difficult to get in the uk properly

[ornate latch]

Well

It's still not Tesco's job to sell it

[low mortar]

to be fair a lot of tescos have a pharmacy in them

or at least used to

that you could take actual scripts to

[valid pawn]

i agree

[ornate latch]

Buddy you said there are 148 countries only

[winter meadow]

today is the day chat

[ornate latch]

Do not speak to me

[valid pawn]

there is

[ornate latch]

There's like

194

What are you on

[low mortar]

it dpeends who you ask

but its around this figure yes

[tawny wind]

What is the day

[ornate latch]

It's officially that

Since like

[low mortar]

again it depends who you ask

[ornate latch]

I don't think Palestine can be considered an official country still

[tawny wind]

✅

[ornate latch]

So like

[low mortar]

iirc the US say 193, the UN say 195

[ornate latch]

UN say 193

[low mortar]

damn

[ornate latch]

Palestine and the Vatican City are observing states

Or whatever they call it

And Palestine can't be considered an entire country still imo

[elder surge]

Is there an alternative for appcaka

[tawny wind]

what is THAT

[low mortar]

a filter bypass

[tawny wind]

oh

[elder surge]

😂

[worthy garden]

Hello my Ekitten

[ornate latch]

Ok

[low mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/sylveon-typing-gif-25491335

[elder surge]

Is there an alternative for it

[stark spruce]

🥀

[low mortar]

why did you unplug ur gpu

smh

[stark spruce]

smh

i didnt

[stark spruce]

now it completely crashed

wtf

[worthy garden]

what is this.

[worthy garden]

hi germany

[trail isle]

i love tesco

ts is on speed dial in my wallet

[low mortar]

apple wallet htough

[trail isle]

i have it in it

[spring glen]

How to jailbreak ios 26.2?

[trail isle]

but i need my driving license for id all the time anyway

[low mortar]

I bought a magsafe wallet for this

😭

[trail isle]

and my college card to get in is rfid so i have to carry that too

[trail isle]

mine broke

so

regular wallet

[low mortar]

mine has been superglued together twice

[winter meadow]

parts and stuff

[low mortar]

clothes without pockets

[trail isle]

i am apple walletmaxxing tho

[low mortar]

thats nothin

[trail isle]

bag

[trail isle]

cuz i got rid of everything i don’t use

[low mortar]

i cant fit all mine in one pic

aaaaaa

[teal bramble]

using ur own software for ur school tag is funny

[low mortar]

getting expelled for it wasn't

[teal bramble]

???

actually???

[low mortar]

yeah

[teal bramble]

why would u get expelled for it 😭

[low mortar]

its a really long story

[teal bramble]

well that sucks

how long did u get expelled for

[low mortar]

but the really short answer is the it admin didnt like that somebody found found multiple security issues in the system and was able to exploit them so easily

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble void ai down

[teal bramble]

then the it admin should do something about it other than crying about it

[low mortar]

technically permanently

[low mortar]

I suggested this but he ripped into me

because it would cost too much to fix the system

[teal bramble]

what an idiot

[teal bramble]

does ur school have its own software

😭😭😭

[low mortar]

it would have been permanent but it was the second to last day of my final year at that college

so while it was permanent it was like

who gives a shit

I was both pissed and like

ok cool

[low mortar]

no they paid tens of thousands for a 3rd party system

[teal bramble]

yeah

[teal bramble]

lmfao

[low mortar]

when I first exploited it when I was 14/15 they wanted me to charge me £600 to replace part of it to make it harder to exploit

[teal bramble]

ours isnt sandboxed (running as root)
easily vulnerable since the last update was in the stone ages

[low mortar]

but they didnt because idk why tbh

[teal bramble]

why didn’t u offer to fix it instead

smh

[low mortar]

and then because I'm bad at learning lessons I did it again when I was 16

and then again at 17

and then for my final year paper I wrote up all the different issues and how to fix them and the tools I wrote and used

[teal bramble]

its php slop too

[low mortar]

and I got an a* on it

and it was wonderful

[teal bramble]

why the fuck did it graded

that is funny tho

[low mortar]

because it was my final year paper

everyone doing comp sci had to write an paper on something

[teal bramble]

i should perform Experiments! with my school site

[teal bramble]

oh that’s peak

[low mortar]

I tested it on my own hardware

I effectively emulated the schools system

[teal bramble]

i have my english teacher as the it admin

[ornate latch]

VoidAI is too

[teal bramble]

me n him get along really well

[low mortar]

you will not believe this

[teal bramble]

no theyre containerized now

[ornate latch]

I meant vulnerable

[teal bramble]

oh

probably lol

[ornate latch]

Probably???

Buddy

[low mortar]

the first time I broke it was because my english teacher put her ID card on my desk for like 20 minutes and my bored ass who had a working ish copy of aemulo at this point wanted to test it

😭

[ornate latch]

You left your SMTP credentials

Outside of .env

[teal bramble]

idk i update libraries very frequently

[teal bramble]

and outside of this my smtp provider is goated

and it didn’t spam the entire userbase

[ornate latch]

Still

[teal bramble]

it was funny but i fixed it

[valid pawn]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMD8QBY7N/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[teal bramble]

im cringing whilr talking about it cuz its a silly af mistake

[teal bramble]

LMAO

[low mortar]

first time it was because an english teacher handed me her key for a long time and I just had to grab it with my phone and a very very temperamental piece of software I wrote and by some miracle it worked

second time it was because another teacher dropped their physical card, somebody else picked it up and handed it to me and I used the physical card which made a funny jingle play around campus for 20 seconds

the third time was just because I was emulating my card from my phone. i thought this would have been fine because it was my card and what not, but no

[tawny wind]

That bucket is empty

[teal bramble]

aemulo is funny

why dont they encrypt their id cards

[low mortar]

because the software they paid over 10k for doesnt support that

and they wanted to pin that on me

for "uncovering that flaw"

[teal bramble]

💀💀💀💀

10k straight out the gov’s money 🙏

[ornate latch]

Idk how schools and shit manage to purchase the worst software known to mankind

For what they want

[teal bramble]

bro fr

they search through the depths of hell to find the worst software ever at the most expensive price

[ornate latch]

Yeah

My school uses some kind of software that uses fucking VBScript and Microsoft SQL Server @teal bramble

Like

Bro

???????

There couldn't be worse software

I refuse to believe so

[trail isle]

too many

[rich dune]

php

local

[ornate latch]

No

[low mortar]

their initial fix that cost £600 to block aemulo was replace all teachers id cards with 125khz cards

[ornate latch]

At least PHP is maintained

VBScript is deprecated

[valid pawn]

🫃

[chilly bear]

@low mortar @ornate latch @manic tulip

[ornate latch]

Sneajer

Omg

[valid pawn]

i love sneajer

[rich dune]

@midnight verge https://www.reddit.com/r/hatsune/s/TLTmEADDgS

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[midnight verge]

Cuteee

[teal bramble]

and even that didnt fix it?

[low mortar]

No because the next two incidents involved a teacher dropping their card and me using my own card

[rich dune]

@midnight verge hear me out: miku tweak

every unlock -> new (cached/downloaded) ls wallpaper

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble

It uses ASP with VBScript

The last stable release for it

Was in

2000

[midnight verge]

I think the miku skin is gunna be paid

[rich dune]

FUUUU

[teal bramble]

how vulnerable is it

[rich dune]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[midnight verge]

I think

[ornate latch]

I don't even wanna know

[midnight verge]

I will infrom when the event starts

[rich dune]

/tableunflip

[midnight verge]

I hope for current skin owners theyll just give the style for free

[teal bramble]

i mean my it admin smart as hell

[velvet zenith]

Yo btw once you get to uni they become smart

[teal bramble]

like he knows whst hes talking about

[velvet zenith]

My ones for elementary and high school were not the smartest

[teal bramble]

i mean

not necessarily

[velvet zenith]

But when u get to uni theyre smart

Nope idc

Ur wrong

[teal bramble]

my elementary school didn’t have shit

[teal bramble]

i exploited the biggest uni in germany

it wasn’t super severe tho

[rich dune]

2024-2025
welcome back, a-z

[indigo bough]

omg christmas is a week away

[teal bramble]

america falling in 2 weeks

can you guys believe it

[indigo bough]

you see this is objectively wrong

america is such a global superpower that if it did manage to fall there’s a 67% chance most of the rest of the world would collapse with it, or global thermonuclear war.

so it wouldn’t be “just america”

[teal bramble]

you see this is objectively wrong
america is such a global superpower that if it did manage to fall there’s a 67% chance most of the rest of the world would collapse with it, or global thermonuclear war.
so it wouldn’t be “just america”

[indigo bough]

you get it bruh

[ornate latch]

67 😂 😂 😂 😂

😭 😭 😭

So fucking funny bro

[teal bramble]

why would it collapse the world and cause global thermonuclear war

america’s economy is dependant on what it does not what its valued at

😭

[ornate latch]

Is this Israeli intel info

[teal bramble]

yes

[digital sable]

2 weeks is new years

[teal bramble]

exactly

[digital sable]

what are your new years resolutions

[midnight verge]

Survive

[teal bramble]

survival

[chilly bear]

67 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[digital sable]

nothing is happening bro

[chilly bear]

nothing ever happens...

[teal bramble]

nothing ever happens

[chilly bear]

wtf

[digital sable]

icraze gotta stop sending me john pork pay gorn 😭😭😭

[teal bramble]

?

[jagged turret]

A lot of people also depend on America's economy

[digital sable]

release the john pork files i wanna know what REALLY happened to john pork

[teal bramble]

then they going bankrupt idk

[jagged turret]

hence collapsing large parts of the entire world

[teal bramble]

we still would survive

[jagged turret]

I'm not so sure that you or me would

[teal bramble]

if america suddenly collapsed their worth wouldn’t suddenly just disappear

[teal bramble]

idk about you but i live in europe

[jagged turret]

I thought the hypothetical was that America's economy collapsed

[jagged turret]

but you don't live in a vacuum

much of your money is tied up in american banks most likely

[crisp saffron]

nah

[midnight verge]

If americas economy collapsed someone is getting invaded

Nothing to lose might aswell put that bigass army to good use

[crisp saffron]

Knock knock

It's the united states

Open the country

Stop having it be closed

[midnight verge]

Ima gunna count to 3

[teal bramble]

the hypothetical was america collapsing

not the economy

[teal bramble]

1 decade….. 2 decades…… 3 decades

[valid pawn]

origin of a chudjak

[crisp saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-funny-iasip-denis-gif-19016593

[valid pawn]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMD8CDGyM/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[midnight verge]

I like cats

[radiant hollow]

there's some random cat in #jailbreak

[valid pawn]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMD8CWJQ1/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[wicked surge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/s/MIcK7VWfAb

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[wicked surge]

[dry monolith]

💔

[dry monolith]

???

how

you are genuinely silly

[midnight verge]

What happened to raycons

[dry monolith]

i do not know how you didnt find a crack

it was genuinely one of the first plugins i installed on my mac

[digital sable]

disappeared like every shitty thing

[midnight verge]

Nice

Like actually nice fuck those guys

[digital sable]

cmf buds peak

[proper plover]

[molten lance]

Since when did I watch YouTube that much

[long geyser]

Idk

[vital plume]

paying all credit card with balance, get with me @vital plume 🇺🇸only

[trail isle]

from my usual sources there was no serum 2

and other places

idm buying anyway

this is paying towards owning not just renting

[dry monolith]

🤦‍♂️

[dry monolith]

ohh

[trail isle]

ima use it forever anyway

might as well

uh oh

i am getting on this asap

[vocal mica]

genuinely a neat boosted feature/perk

[spark gale]

pls boost

[green sequoia]

no who tf buys nitro

[midnight verge]

Whitelist meeee

[vocal mica]

i paired down to the shitty nitro lol sorry

[trail isle]

ok ok one sec

also better whitelist me

there you go i’m boosting

greedy poo head

[wary badge]

Ah yes a rjb mc server what could go wrong

[trail isle]

considering the last one got shut down

[crisp saffron]

well No

the first one was the peak

2019

everything else sucked.

[trail isle]

this one will also be peak cuz of me

i will start a cult

i need to change my mc username wait

and build a new vanilla modpack for 1.21.11

[gilded nacelle]

only way i’ve found cleanup useful so far is

[narrow crown]

tru what is aaron gonna do when someone builds a swastika

[trail isle]

when jayy builds a swastika**

[crisp saffron]

you get banned from minecraft you get banned from discord

[midnight verge]

Allow pirated minecraft clients to join cowards

[muted shuttle]

terrible idea

[gilded nacelle]

why

[midnight verge]

Coward

[crisp saffron]

get a job

[midnight verge]

Its a terrible idea tho

[crisp saffron]

Bum

[midnight verge]

Microsoft aint getting a cent outta me

[muted shuttle]

ah yes allow anyone with any name to join our server where we have to rely on a basic plugin to protect accounts

nothing could go wrong there surely

[chilly bear]

@indigo bough tap in 📲

[midnight verge]

Core protect is a goated plug in

[narrow crown]

based

[gilded nacelle]

oh

lol

[trail isle]

security risks

also anyone could make their name someone whitelisted

[midnight verge]

Ik

[teal bramble]

how can discord afford this

[crisp saffron]

who knows

[trail isle]

theyre rich probably

what hosting provider is it

also cuz 43 boosts translates to like $400 a month

[wheat glacier]

Nah

[chilly bear]

ok sorry

[ornate latch]

I'm so cooked bro

[trail isle]

oh also @dry monolith studio

[ornate latch]

I'm NEVER getting in with my username

[wheat glacier]

What’s ur username

[dry monolith]

Okay

i’ll show you

all of my colleges

uhhh

[ornate latch]

ISISTerrorist

[dry monolith]

in january

[trail isle]

ok

[dry monolith]

i’m on holiday now

[trail isle]

same

i just got home

[dry monolith]

they don’t leave all the equipment out tho

like mics and stuff

[trail isle]

neither

we have to go and get the mics

[dry monolith]

i have to ask the music technician

[trail isle]

change it then

[trail isle]

yeah

[dry monolith]

yes

they have like some insane equipment tho

[ornate latch]

I don't think I can yet

[trail isle]

we were recording a guy so thats why i had the nt2a

[dry monolith]

they have 3 fender guitars and 1 gibson

i’m sure there’s a couple neumenn mics

[trail isle]

i have no idea what guitars we have

[dry monolith]

ofc a shit ton of sm58 and 57s

[trail isle]

they have loads of different mics i only ever use sm58 and nt2a tho

[dry monolith]

fair

[trail isle]

other than drums anyway theres rode m5s for overheads and whatever the egg is for the kicjk