general

[jaunty garnet]

is Xcode good

[trail isle]

i forgot

-m venv .venv

nvm

[copper tendon]

xcode is good if you make ios apps

its basically your only choice

[jaunty garnet]

does it run on m4 24gb

[copper tendon]

yes

[trail isle]

99mb of PLAIN TEXT

[copper tendon]

i wish ios 26 was stable

[velvet zenith]

React native

[trail isle]

this is so cool i can see what ios versions i was on

i have stuff from ios 9 and up

[copper tendon]

react native is ass

[velvet zenith]

Yeah

Ive used both and i quite enjoy swift way more than react native

[copper tendon]

id rather spend the time learning fucking kotlin lol

[fervent dove]

boba3

boba 3

Added by The_Lucifer#0502 | Used 38 times · Apr 25, 2023, 10:34 PM

[trail isle]

it is going to take me 24 DAYS to import all my old spotify listening

[gilded rapids]

hiiiii

[trail isle]

hi

[gilded rapids]

gm hru

[trail isle]

bored

its like 1 am

[gilded rapids]

real

[winter meadow]

a

[low mortar]

Real

[dry monolith]

Amen Break

ts is so fucking hard

honestly

going straight on soundcloud

@trail isle

[indigo bough]

json file of doom, despair, and everything unfair

[trail isle]

ok

[trail isle]

its going to take 24 days to import it all to lastfm

im so cooked

[ornate latch]

what the fuck did you even merge

[trail isle]

my entire spotify listening history

in plain json

[ornate latch]

fucking hell

[trail isle]

1 a day....

old account dayum

[indigo bough]

uncette

[trail isle]

what

[real cobalt]

Stop

[jaunty garnet]

replied to a 10 hour old message

💔

[real cobalt]

First thing that came when I opened this

[jaunty garnet]

oh

[indigo bough]

unc ette

[trail isle]

ok vro

are you even that younger than me

i’m literally 17

[indigo bough]

i’m 16 turning 17 soon

ok not soon but

[trail isle]

i’ve just had spotify since i was 8 years old for some reason

i’m 18 in a month i can’t wait

[chilly bear]

HAHAHAH LMAO

[trail isle]

oh ok

[indigo bough]

thanks vro

[jaunty garnet]

🥭

[trail isle]

null has a notification for when the numbers 6 and 7 are sent in this channel

[chilly bear]

no

[jaunty garnet]

67

[chilly bear]

that would be self botting

[trail isle]

or do you just get summoned by the 67 gods

[jaunty garnet]

@woven spear

[chilly bear]

exactly

[trail isle]

oh ok

[chilly bear]

except when im sleeping (for like 6 or 7 hours)

[indigo bough]

HAHAHAH LMAO

[slim schooner]

Is there a way to get TrollStore on an iPhone 6s running iOS version 15.8.4 with no PC?

[chilly bear]

[trail isle]

ha

ha

[indigo bough]

yea but it costs money

[jaunty garnet]

not right now

[chilly bear]

wait for https://jailbreaks.app to be signed

[jaunty garnet]

not for free

[trail isle]

what

[slim schooner]

:/

[indigo bough]

buying a pc

[trail isle]

oh lmao

[chilly bear]

ask @dense valve to ping u

.

[jaunty garnet]

or buying a cert

[untold helm]

Sometimes

[dense valve]

What

[indigo bough]

ts is NOT TS

[jaunty garnet]

???

[dense valve]

this is not this

[indigo bough]

that shit is not trollstore

[dense valve]

ih

oh

[jaunty garnet]

i mean cert to sideload tix

[untold helm]

trollstore is not this shit

[indigo bough]

oooh

[trail isle]

trollstore equivalent

[slim schooner]

WHO else eats greasy ass snacks and then rubs it on their iPhone? No? Just me? Okay.

[dense valve]

ts is TS, TS is ts

[jaunty garnet]

???

[dense valve]

this shit is trollstore, trollstore is this

[untold helm]

Jayy does

[trail isle]

racecar

[jaunty garnet]

trollstore pmo

ts pmo

[indigo bough]

at that point use a [REDACTED] one from the [REDACTED] discord server

[trail isle]

tacocat

[chilly bear]

[jaunty garnet]

???

[trail isle]

kayak

[slim schooner]

[dense valve]

did you know that cacotat spelled backwards is tatocac

[indigo bough]

i cannot disclose such information in such a server

[trail isle]

oh ok

[chilly bear]

i wanna fly one of these one day https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_767

[tawny wind]

what the fuck is [REDACTED]?

[slim schooner]

Did u know that lol said backwards is lol

[chilly bear]

—

[dense valve]

it's clearly [REDACTED]

[indigo bough]

u just neeeeevaaaa know

[jaunty garnet]

is it the free cert from mineeksign

[untold helm]

Microsoft flight sim

[tawny wind]

Yea I’ve never heard of [REDACTED], seems pretty fun tho

[chilly bear]

oh true

[indigo bough]

no

i cannot disclose any more

[slim schooner]

What iPhones YALL have? (I have a 6s. The 32 MB version)

[trail isle]

mb

[jaunty garnet]

32mb 6s 😭😭😭

[chilly bear]

gosh why do i have classes so late

it's 10 pm

[tawny wind]

iPhone 7 Plus with 128 gb

[trail isle]

13 mini

[jaunty garnet]

i have 6s+ 32gb and 15 128gb

[chilly bear]

iphone 6 and iphone 7

[slim schooner]

I js wanted a phone that I could use for my small ass hands

[indigo bough]

alr bud

[trail isle]

13 mini is your answer

[trail isle]

it’s the best

join the 13 mini cult

[untold helm]

32MB phone

[untold helm]

iPhone 12, 16.5.1, last version with a full jailbreak on my device

[chilly bear]

no

[tawny wind]

dude just tell them about [REDACTED], it’ll all be ** ** ** ** ** **anyway bro

[chilly bear]

it updated

[rich island]

just get a 16e fr

[indigo bough]

like it’s 2004!

[slim schooner]

I’m contemplating for getting a Google Pixel 9a for KRIMA or an iPhone 13 mini for KRIMA

[tawny wind]

MB ❤️‍🩹

[trail isle]

is this twink being fr rn

[rich island]

twink????

[chilly bear]

she's referring to you

[trail isle]

[chilly bear]

if that wasn't clear

[trail isle]

sorry i dont make the rules

[slim schooner]

I have the hands the size of a 7 year old. (IM 14)

[trail isle]

get a 13 mini

[rich island]

it's pretty clear, just doesn't add up though smh

[trail isle]

simple maths

[slim schooner]

How much total storage does it have?

[untold helm]

It depends

[trail isle]

base 128gb

[trail isle]

rjb + nitro = twink

[untold helm]

Why the actual fuck was the base iPhone 11 64gb

[trail isle]

cuz it’s poo

[trail isle]

epstein ass redaction

[chilly bear]

what was i doing at 7

i can't remember anything

[jaunty garnet]

what about 6

[trail isle]

i was making a spotify account on my ipod touch 5 apparently

[chilly bear]

true

[jaunty garnet]

what about basic

[trail isle]

poo

[jaunty garnet]

🫩

[chilly bear]

but im not a twink

[trail isle]

i’ve been reviewed by the one and only

what a shame

[velvet zenith]

@spark gale When does the next flame go on the server icon

[spark gale]

now

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

I bet you forgot huh

[untold helm]

Check again

[spark gale]

i was waiting for 8:48pm actually

[chilly bear]

@spark gale can you make half of the server icon christmas and the other half christmas

i mean

[trail isle]

how dare you

[chilly bear]

hanukkah

[spark gale]

n

o

[trail isle]

it’s 1:49 am ACTUALLY

[chilly bear]

:(

[indigo bough]

this is extremely intolerant of other religions aaron

[velvet zenith]

Yup this guy just forgot

[trail isle]

oh ok

[trail isle]

L

[velvet zenith]

Idk what it means but it probably has some significance

[indigo bough]

idk

[trail isle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/688121419980341282/1089113675245310002/image0.gif

wait

bad gif timing

[chilly bear]

i can't wait for friday, followed by saturday

in terms of candles

[trail isle]

this is not about hannukah ⚠️

[indigo bough]

is this a 67 joke

[chilly bear]

there is a possibility of that.

[indigo bough]

k

[trail isle]

i can’t wait for june, followed by july

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-baby-laughing-cute-gif-20615460

[untold helm]

wait a minute

[dry monolith]

Guys

[trail isle]

hi

[dry monolith]

Im now officiallt

Soundcloud artist

https://soundcloud.com/prodns31/feel-good

[trail isle]

self promo is not permitted

[dry monolith]

is the album cover Tuff

[trail isle]

mods scam

[untold helm]

Oh fish ull tee

[dry monolith]

ffake

[trail isle]

go to sleep

[chilly bear]

poo

[untold helm]

ffake

[chilly bear]

this sucks

[dry monolith]

Hate you

[dry monolith]

no

[chilly bear]

sorry i lied i didn't listen to it yet

[dry monolith]

this is making me hype

i posted music online

yippie

[trail isle]

2 views

[dry monolith]

yes

[untold helm]

3 views

[dry monolith]

theyre all me

[trail isle]

i guessed

[green bramble]

Now playing - ns

feel good.flp

NS31

11862 total scrobbles

[trail isle]

i’m not gonna look

[dry monolith]

see

[dry monolith]

Oh

why

its great

[trail isle]

it’s 2 am

[winter meadow]

yes

[ornate latch]

@winter meadow Do you like arc raiders ?

[chilly bear]

[trail isle]

@half compass happy birthday

[ornate latch]

@half compass happy birthday

[chilly bear]

how can he have a birthday if he wasn't born?

[trail isle]

true

[ornate latch]

He was

He is my son

My beautiful baby boy

[winter meadow]

yes a litle bit

[ornate latch]

litle

[green bramble]

Now playing - bxsxjima

Slvtcrvsher

Sewerslvt • Skitzofrenia Simulation

breakcore - jungle - speedcore - hyperpop 37332 total scrobbles · bpm 100.6 · 🕑 2:33

[winter meadow]

litle

damn its 2am i got to get the train at 6am what am i doing

[trail isle]

L

i have the day off tomorrow

even tho i’ve got loads of college work to do

i should sleep

[ornate latch]

L

Imagine having work to do

such a noob

[winter meadow]

im so close to finishing mine

[trail isle]

stfu

nerd

[ornate latch]

Can we not goon?

[winter meadow]

youre not acting very jolly

[ornate latch]

Thanks

[copper tendon]

i love microsoft accounts

[winter meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1408332256669601863/1408356740256366633/togif.gif

[ornate latch]

Goy detected

[trail isle]

please go to a hospital

[copper tendon]

i love candy crush being preinstalled

[dry monolith]

Yes

[winter meadow]

iphone 11 purple ios 13.2.3

[ornate latch]

you all should be beheaded

[winter meadow]

what the fuck!

[trail isle]

especially you

[ornate latch]

enjoying Microsoft

is not normal

you should go to a doctor this instant

[ornate latch]

Sorry im not palestinian

[untold helm]

[winter meadow]

john microsoft have all my information

[trail isle]

bladee water

[winter meadow]

70 dollar stocking stuffings lol

eww bladee

ewwww

[ornate latch]

Why is he freaky like that

[copper tendon]

i love windows tpm and secure boot requirements

[winter meadow]

drain gang 👎

[untold helm]

Imagine getting a tracker in your stocking

[trail isle]

cuz

[winter meadow]

lmao

tuff

[fossil citrus]

the second candle has been lit

[trail isle]

mb i blew the rest of then out

[fossil citrus]

hanukkahJB eta 7 days

[trail isle]

still waiting for pussy jb

[fossil citrus]

cat jb

[green sequoia]

i can't sleep

[green sequoia]

it's not real

[trail isle]

it is bro trust

[fossil citrus]

i have 5 s in my used

fr~4 fr~3 fr~1 fr~2

[untold helm]

😭 💀 🔥 ❌ ✅ ❓ ☹️ 💔

[gilded rapids]

my 5 favorite are

nvm I don’t have nitro anymore 😭

[trail isle]

fakenitro

[fossil citrus]

shh

[indigo bough]

oh the horrors

[fossil citrus]

fr and france

top 10 weapons too lethal for war

[sour canyon]

[indigo bough]

[dry monolith]

trauma

[trail isle]

2hollis

[dry monolith]

one of my friends

is like

obsessed with 2hollis

[trail isle]

yeah me

[midnight verge]

Everyone else does tho cuz of i😭😭

[trail isle]

why are you playing gartic phone at 3 am

without a tablet

[dry monolith]

that was a few days ago

[trail isle]

ok

[dry monolith]

it was just jokes

[trail isle]

i should do that next time i see a school trip

anyway gn

[fervent dove]

@trail isle's timezone is Europe/London 🇬🇧
It is currently 02:54 AM GMT

[dry monolith]

Goodbye

[chilly bear]

@manic tulip @manic tulip @manic tulip @manic tulip @manic tulip

emergency

[ashen basin]

Damn they fixed the time trials out of bounds glitch

[dense valve]

It was kinda fixed before, I tried it on sunday and I was able to do the glitch but lakitu would pick me up when I tried to go out of bounds

Like no UI or anything like it was supposed to but no out of bounds

[ashen basin]

Nahhhh it wasn’t fixed

It’s just that the game literally becomes so fucked from it

Have you tried rainbow road with the track being invisible 😭

[ashen basin]

It’s funny because it sometimes happens in online 💀

[dense valve]

Yeah my brother tried that out a bit ago

Hoping that my game doesn't update but it probably will

[ashen basin]

I prob won’t update my Mario kart until another major update comes out

Like if they change more intermission tracks

[dense valve]

can you prevent updates or no

[ashen basin]

Yeah you just have to be careful

When you start the game it immediately tries to download so you just have to press start software

[dense valve]

ok

gn

[clever bone]

Sorry

Yeah it seems fun but also hard to get into

You sure you know where to go for the BEST deals right

[jaunty garnet]

No

Help

I do not want to pay 50

[midnight verge]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-26438788

[clever bone]

Yeah xpand goes on sell a lot way cheaper then that

[clever bone]

Bro

[jaunty garnet]

hi

[clever bone]

I took a nap

AHHHHHH

[jaunty garnet]

where

[clever bone]

Sent I

U

[midnight verge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-losing-my-grip-on-reality-i-have-gone-clinically-insane-my-descent-to-madness-is-complete-ive-gone-completely-mental-i-am-beyond-the-point-of-no-return-gif-23191724

[clever bone]

Bro damn that was a good nap

[midnight verge]

techo music

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-cat-house-stare-cat-house-china-mr-fresh-mr-fresh-cat-gif-8272480190005745673

[clever bone]

Holy fuck

I have

3 tests

That are gonna be like if I don’t get good I’m not getting an A

[jaunty garnet]

Just get a b

[clever bone]

?

Gpa!

[jaunty garnet]

Right

MIT

Im not going to mit so I only need a gpa of 3+

[clever bone]

BROO

[jaunty garnet]

Cooked

[clever bone]

Okay

[midnight verge]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-cat-what-did-you-say-cat-meme-meme-gif-14864906847378301422

[clever bone]

Look let me right down final phase

write

[red hinge]

@midnight verge shower

[midnight verge]

https://tenor.com/view/moist-moistcritikal-moistcrit1kal-penguinz-penguinz0-gif-6970813881893662375

[crimson fjord]

gotta keep the ai clueless

[compact cobalt]

can we all agree once and for all that Fn-Ctrl-Super-Alt is objectively the better layout

[sour canyon]

super

lol

[midnight verge]

no

[leaden ledge]

Tf is Super

[midnight verge]

windows key

[leaden ledge]

Ah

[midnight verge]

linux users cope with calling it super

[crimson fjord]

wth is this

super

oh windows key

uhhhh

[midnight verge]

super gay

[crimson fjord]

ngl, im chill with anything thats not cmd

lmao

i do prefer ctrl to be the furthest away tho

so my pinky can rest nicely

[graceful agate]

good evening rjb it's time for my yearly drop in

idk if anyone ik is still around/awake atp lmao

[crimson fjord]

its 3pm

[red hinge]

fn at the beginning is fucked up

[graceful agate]

@gusty hedge hihihi

[red hinge]

use the default cherry layout

[fervent dove]

@crimson fjord's timezone is Australia/Sydney 🇦🇺
It is currently 03:02 PM AEDT

[red hinge]

ctrl + win + alt

[crimson fjord]

yeah i dont like fn being at the begining eitehr

[midnight verge]

its just a thinkpad thing lol

[graceful agate]

i live in england unfortunately

new thinkpads have ctrl in the corner

[red hinge]

my lenovo is literally ctrl - fn - win - alt

[graceful agate]

i prefer it

[red hinge]

so it doesn't matter

[crimson fjord]

yeah

mac key layout sucks

[midnight verge]

they finally admitted it

[graceful agate]

the key size is the same on my x9 15 and there's a bios option to swap them

[compact cobalt]

and it's really stupid

[jaunty garnet]

are MacBooks good

[graceful agate]

so kinda carers to both crowds

[compact cobalt]

all those years of being used to the proper layout just to change it

[graceful agate]

yes but no

[compact cobalt]

thankfully the BIOS has the option to swap it though

[graceful agate]

hardware wise ya

macos? esp 26? Ow

[jaunty garnet]

i was planning to downgrade to 15

[compact cobalt]

are the X9 models any good? i find they just look like thinkbooks masquerading as a thinkpad

[red hinge]

have fn on the right like a based person

[jaunty garnet]

and the hardware is too good for me to not use it

cause my current laptop sucks

[midnight verge]

macbook keyboard layout sucks and it gaves me several diseases

[graceful agate]

i love my x9 15 tbh. insane battery life, runs cool as hell and has x86 architecture

build quality is also solid

[red hinge]

thinkbook p/p is simply better

[graceful agate]

dropped it and the floor was the thing that got damaged

[jaunty garnet]

why

[red hinge]

i dig the thinkpad design but thinkbook seems to be the better option overall

[midnight verge]

cmd

[graceful agate]

thinkbook build quality is nowhere near as good ime

[red hinge]

full metal chassis

[compact cobalt]

i'm running a P16s gen 4. The battery is insane for x86

[red hinge]

what more could you ask for

[compact cobalt]

ok but like

the thinkbook doesn't have the trackpoint

[graceful agate]

im getting 15h or so on my x9 and it's somehow larger and lighter than my 14in arm mba

[red hinge]

the average trackpad is massive now, you don't really need a trackpoint

[graceful agate]

i hate the trackpoint lmao

[compact cobalt]

the biggest reason I got a ThinkPad was because it has the trackpoint

[midnight verge]

further proving you are insane

[compact cobalt]

and also because the P16s is still pretty repairable

[red hinge]

trackpoint is only for old thinkpads with tiny or no trackpad

[surreal spruce]

Anyone wanna do masion

Dm me

[graceful agate]

nah the trackpoint serves a purpose for ppl that use a mouse heavy workflow

i don't

bc you can use mouse without moving hands

but i am a keyboard shortcutter

[compact cobalt]

the trackpoint is still really useful once you get used to it

it beats dragging a mouse everywhere you go

[graceful agate]

ill take a large haptic touchpad over a trackpoint any day

[midnight verge]

^^^^^^^^^^

[red hinge]

i mean, neat that you find it convenient, but there's a reason only thinkpad has the trackpoint

[graceful agate]

tuned the one on my x9 and it's a dream

[red hinge]

because of the iconic design choice

[compact cobalt]

I might replace the trackpad on mine with a glass one eventually though. Apparently the glass trackpad from the X1 carbon can fit the P16s

[red hinge]

hp elitebook used to have a trackpoint

they got rid of it

[compact cobalt]

don't get me wrong, i love a big trackpad like that

but the trackpoint just works for me, I'm so used to it that I can't imagine using a laptop without one anymore

[graceful agate]

fair

absolutely depends on ur workflow

i know it's an active hindrance to me so i am unlikely to buy a laptop with one

[compact cobalt]

like if I'm using my MacBooks, I constantly put my finger at that spot

[red hinge]

tbf the old thinkpads doesn't even have a trackpad

so ofc trackpoint

[midnight verge]

that thing is cool

[compact cobalt]

the thing with the trackpoint though is that OSes never come with proper settings for it

you absolutely have to disable mouse acceleration for it to work properly

The settings on mine are good enough to where I can play Minecraft very well with it

[summer barn]

Bought this iPhone 4 iOS 6 and look at how much the bill back in 2013 I looked through the old messages the owner had

[graceful agate]

that's just insurance tbh

[compact cobalt]

@graceful agate is your X9 white?

[graceful agate]

i pay around the same these days

nah

grey

[compact cobalt]

oh

[graceful agate]

i got it at launch

there was only grey

[compact cobalt]

i still hate how there's no black model

[graceful agate]

goes nicely w my kb/mouse though tbh

[midnight verge]

[compact cobalt]

I just don't like where Lenovo is going with the X9 honestly. Sure, they are absolutely gorgeous, but ThinkPads are meant to have that blocky black design

[midnight verge]

how about a haptic touch pad u can use as a trackpoint

press ur finger down in the middle and make the same actions

[velvet zenith]

how about just a trackpad

[compact cobalt]

Like I'm sure they're great laptops, but if it's between the top of the line X9 between a base T16 (with the good display), I'm taking the T16

[midnight verge]

how about ur mom

[wary badge]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPoKf0LDZJT/ @chilly bear

[fervent dove]

I hate instagram but here you go

[red hinge]

flimsy ass design

that's what i can say

[compact cobalt]

For what

[wary badge]

Thanks for nothing gir

[red hinge]

yea it cannot last a drop

[compact cobalt]

The X9?

[chilly bear]

there's no embed but i swear if this is cupid

[red hinge]

yes

[wary badge]

😭😭

Fuck else would it be vro

[compact cobalt]

???

[red hinge]

remember ibm advertised durability on thinkpads before

[chilly bear]

OMG

LOL

[wary badge]

A hopeless romanticc alll myy liiife

[red hinge]

just realized

TRACKPOINT GONE!

[midnight verge]

kinda similar to how 3d touch worked on iphones and u can press down in the middle and have a trackpoint in such a way

[gilded rapids]

.

[midnight verge]

my main issue with the trackpoint is that its in the middle of the keyboard and just annoying to reach

[compact cobalt]

wouldn't work

[chilly bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1327322800863576165/image0.gif

[gilded rapids]

oh?

[compact cobalt]

there are a few reasons why, but one of them is that the biggest point of the trackpoint is that it's in the middle of the keyboard

[gilded rapids]

i like that keyboard ngl

[wary badge]

Mx master 3s(?) mentioned

[graceful agate]

i like it

w the weight it is

it replaced my mba bc it's lighter and still portable enough that i can just. take it basically everywhere without a charger

[gilded rapids]

where can i buy this keyboard

[red hinge]

lofree detected

W

[graceful agate]

trust me it does last a drop

i dropped it on a corner from 2m and the floor came out looking worse than the thinkpad

[compact cobalt]

and more power to you, but I just find that the X9 to the ThinkPad line is what Halo 4 was to the Halo franchise

[graceful agate]

lofree flow 2 84key

[gilded rapids]

thank you

[compact cobalt]

it has the name, but it just isn't a thinkpad

[graceful agate]

https://www.lofree.co/products/flow-2-84-low-profile-mechanical-keyboard

[compact cobalt]

though for now at least, it doesn't look like Lenovo is going to X9-ify the entire lineup for now, so at least there's that

[graceful agate]

it's also on amazon in some markets

[graceful agate]

how so

different design yeah but. ticks all the boxes i (& most business purchasers) want

only thing is no upgradable ram but that's a lunar lake limitation

[compact cobalt]

The absolute biggest problem is the design philosophy. I find that the lack of repairability is also a big reason why

[velvet zenith]

real shit

[graceful agate]

lack of repairability how so

[velvet zenith]

How u supposed to use ts

[compact cobalt]

Soldered RAM is the main thing

[red hinge]

ig im not a low profile mech person

[graceful agate]

yeah but you'll find that on every lunar lake laptop

[summer barn]

The old Apple map that has not connected to Wi-Fi

[compact cobalt]

Lunar lake is cringe

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[graceful agate]

eh. i like it

good battery life

[midnight verge]

if u got a laptop try press the middle of the keyboard where the track point would be tell me this isnt annoying asf esp if ur doing it for hours

[graceful agate]

• 32gb is enough for me on my laptop so i just

always get that

[compact cobalt]

My Krackan Point AMD's battery life is amazing too

[red hinge]

you ain't getting this outside of portable workstations

the world changed

[compact cobalt]

Ok and?

My laptop pretty much counts as a portable workstation (in terms of Lenovo's naming scheme)

[velvet zenith]

I have a thinkpad

[graceful agate]

i fail to see why i would need to add more than 32gb ram tbh

[velvet zenith]

I dont see how people cna use the trackpoint

[red hinge]

like i get why you want repairability, but you can't do that on modern mainstream laptops

[compact cobalt]

That's not exactly the point, the issue is if the RAM itself fails

[graceful agate]

if i need to repair stuff, basically every part is orderable from lenovo

[gusty valve]

bruh

zzz

[compact cobalt]

You have to play around with the settings

[velvet zenith]

Dont care

[graceful agate]

then i'll use the warranty

[velvet zenith]

Stupid trackpoint stupid location

[graceful agate]

min 3y on all thinkpads

[compact cobalt]

I've gotten the settings down to a point where I play Minecraft with it

[midnight verge]

its about where ur hand is positioned not the software

[red hinge]

my ideapad is both upgradeable and repairable, so we chill

[graceful agate]

or i'll just. replace the motherboard

[compact cobalt]

Skill issue tbh

[red hinge]

and still thinner than a thinkpad

[graceful agate]

plus if it's 3y old it's probs due a replacement anyway

[velvet zenith]

and this probably takes like 30 minutes max anyways

[midnight verge]

boi u cant even use a trackpad 😭

[velvet zenith]

soldered ram is not a problem

[compact cobalt]

I use both the trackpoint and trackpad

[velvet zenith]

Especially if theyre using good quality ram chips

[compact cobalt]

I just use the trackpoint about 20x more

[graceful agate]

i dislike soldered ram but it just means i gotta plan ahead when purchasing

i don't think i've ever had a ram failure tbh. idk how common it is

[midnight verge]

soldered ram is better for battery iirc

ill take the extra bat life

[graceful agate]

it is significantly better yeah

[compact cobalt]

how...?

is it because it isn't going through the socket?

[midnight verge]

less electricity travel idfk

[red hinge]

i got a ram failure once, turns out reseating the external stick of ram fixed it

[polar python]

@velvet zenith Hello twin

Rude POS

[velvet zenith]

Hello saar

[graceful agate]

tldr: soldered ram tends to be lpddr which uses far less voltage, combined with reduced electical pathway losses bc there's far less resistance/signal degradation

[compact cobalt]

anyways, if Lenovo starts to X9-ify the rest of the lineup, I'm going to crash tf out

[velvet zenith]

Yesss im a rude point of sale ❤️

[red hinge]

suitable for high bandwidth (it became necessary for DDR5), and lower failure rate

[coral fog]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8y8V4X7/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[graceful agate]

tbh i was also not a low profile mech person but my bestie got one of these and was like. want me to grab one for you too

[red hinge]

that's why DDR6 will be the end of SODIMM connector

[graceful agate]

back when it was on kickstarter

[compact cobalt]

inb4 1MB of DDR6 costs 10 000$

[graceful agate]

and i liked the style so i was like. yeah i'll go for it

[compact cobalt]

I love my ThinkPad keyboard though

Probably my favourite laptop keyboard

[graceful agate]

my main gripe about the x9 is that it does not have a smartcard reader option tbh

that's it

[compact cobalt]

what's the point of smartcard if you're not in enterprise

[graceful agate]

5g would be nice but. meh bc i have wifi access everywhere i go (eduroam <3)

i need it for work

[compact cobalt]

oh makes sense

[graceful agate]

personal smartcard i just use a yubikey

[velvet zenith]

Is eduroam actually bad

[red hinge]

considering the soldered ram of recent lenovo reaches 7800mt/s, yea its impossible to make it into sodimm

[graceful agate]

it depends on ur uni tbh

[velvet zenith]

Ive heard people say it sucks but ur the only one ive seen like eduroam

[graceful agate]

if your config is good then it works great

if it's not. good luck

mostly it's just. regular enterprise wifi stuff (overloaded access points etc)

[velvet zenith]

i dont think my uni has eduroam but one of my coworkers does

[graceful agate]

a uni without eduroam?

[velvet zenith]

Oh we do have eduroam

[graceful agate]

huh

[compact cobalt]

personally, I'd like the X9 if the design was a bit blockier and if it had the trackpoint

[graceful agate]

tbh i also like it bc i can take a train into an entirely different city, open my laptop and autoconnect to wifi

[velvet zenith]

Idk i just use the students specific wifi

[graceful agate]

the student specific wifi is eduroam here

[compact cobalt]

I'm not against a slim ThinkPad, I just want the option to have a fat one (like my P16s)

[graceful agate]

everyone uses eduroam, student or staff

[polar python]

@velvet zenith

@velvet zenith

@velvet zenith

[compact cobalt]

@graceful agate how many thunderbolt ports on your X9?

[graceful agate]

2x thunderbolt 4

[compact cobalt]

oh alright

[graceful agate]

(+1 hdmi, usb-a + 3.5mm)

[compact cobalt]

no ethernet?

[graceful agate]

way too thin

[compact cobalt]

jeez

like is it thin to a point where they wouldn't even be able to fit one of the ones with a door?

[graceful agate]

plus i don't rlly use ethernet for laptops unless they're docked

[coral fog]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yLPckd/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[compact cobalt]

i can't wait for my eGPU dock to arrive

[compact cobalt]

oh holy fuck

[graceful agate]

see thickness of usba

[compact cobalt]

i didn't think it was that thin...

[compact cobalt]

My P16s for comparison

[graceful agate]

also there isn't really like

space

without redoing some of the design at least

[compact cobalt]

how are the speakers?

[red hinge]

flimsy piece of fuck

[compact cobalt]

nah i doubt it

[graceful agate]

surprisingly good

[red hinge]

i took an early look at the x9 in the beginning of this year

[graceful agate]

trust me it's not

[compact cobalt]

if they're selling to enterprise, it's probably durable

[red hinge]

and it kinda sucks

[compact cobalt]

though I doubt it's as durable as a T16

[graceful agate]

from my own personal accidental drop tests

[red hinge]

they also sell ideapads to enterprises, and that shit is not durable

[compact cobalt]

ok but like

[graceful agate]

is it dell rugged level durability. no. but for its class (thin&light) id consider it durable

[compact cobalt]

the ideapad is their budget lineup

the thinkpad is noticeably more expensive

[red hinge]

dell depends so much

some ideapads costs over 1000

[graceful agate]

dell rugged does not depend

that shit is a tank

[compact cobalt]

like see

this is my ideal laptop

i just can't put that in my bag

[red hinge]

like i expect it to at least be durable as how thinkpads used to be

[jaunty garnet]

wtf

[graceful agate]

ngl i do want a laptop with a metric fucktonne of io ports

[compact cobalt]

I like a fat laptop

[chilly bear]

looks like some laptop a high level government agency in a movie would have

[graceful agate]

i want one but they're so so expensive even used

[jaunty garnet]

why

[red hinge]

t480 is the last good thinkpad fr

[graceful agate]

why expensive or why do i want one

[jaunty garnet]

why do you want this

i value portability

[compact cobalt]

ehh

the t480 is dated now

[chilly bear]

cuz it’s freaking awesome

[jaunty garnet]

fair enough

[graceful agate]

i have an imac g3 on my desk and about 5 laptops to my right

[jaunty garnet]

but

its kinda impractical

[compact cobalt]

the t480 is kinda overrated though

[chilly bear]

counterpoint

it’s freaking awesome

[jaunty garnet]

ok

[compact cobalt]

some newer ones are basically at that level of repairability

[red hinge]

good as in durability + upgradeability, not in performance

[graceful agate]

my current project plan is shelling out an ibook g3 and making it a dock with screen/power/keyboard/etc for my phone with desktop mode

i do this shit for the love of the game

[compact cobalt]

the only thing my P16s g4 is missing is a second slot for storage

[graceful agate]

clamshell one

[red hinge]

my ideapad has one

[graceful agate]

id love if lenovo stopped using 2242 factor nvmes tbh

[compact cobalt]

mine is 2280

[red hinge]

tbh that or no upgradibility

[graceful agate]

a bunch of their newer stuff is 2242

[red hinge]

i'd still choose 2242

2280 take up more space

[compact cobalt]

i wonder if there will ever be a standard after nvme for consumer storage

[red hinge]

and based on how thin @graceful agate thinkpad is, i think its only fair

[compact cobalt]

like i feel like nvme is pretty much peak performance

[graceful agate]

i mean

nvme is an interface for pcie

[compact cobalt]

yeah

[graceful agate]

and pcie does have versions so

[compact cobalt]

i wonder

[red hinge]

intel optane

[compact cobalt]

do any external thunderbolt ssds just use the pcie tunneling feature

[red hinge]

(this is actually being cpu bound)

[compact cobalt]

isn't optane dead

[graceful agate]

ya basically

[red hinge]

exactly, intel made the fastest ssd and then get killed off

[graceful agate]

insane tech but expensive and no demand

it's only fastest for random r/w

not sequential

[potent crow]

is it a good or bad idea to jailbreak my brand new iphone 17 pro?

[red hinge]

5GB/s for seq r/w is still better than my pcie gen 4 ssd

[jaunty garnet]

You can’t

any jailbreak you see for it will be fake

so it is a bad idea

[graceful agate]

fair. also depends on ssd tbh

[compact cobalt]

uhh

[graceful agate]

since it's not usually interface that bottlenecks

[compact cobalt]

if i just unplug a pcie device, linux won't throw a fit right

[graceful agate]

it depends

[compact cobalt]

if it's plugged over usb4?

[graceful agate]

pcie hotplug is a thing

but it's not universally supported

[red hinge]

by nature you're rarely doing sequential r/w so i mean, get optane back now

[red hinge]

yes ig

[graceful agate]

what device is it

[red hinge]

linux might be sucky

[graceful agate]

gpu? or

one way to find out though

[red hinge]

can this shit even work for once

[compact cobalt]

yeah, i'm gonna do an eGPU setup with my thinkpad

3060

the dock is coming in a few days

[graceful agate]

i think you might be fine as long as it's not actively loaded?

make sure to unload drivers etc first id say

write a script to do so perhaps

[red hinge]

https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/External_GPU

[compact cobalt]

archwiki my beloved

[red hinge]

It is possible to hotplug eGPU when using Wayland, and use PRIME feature. NVIDIA already has great implementation of PRIME for dGPUs, and it is working same way for eGPU.

[compact cobalt]

oh good

[midnight verge]

why dont u just use the itunes app

[clever bone]

You’re gonna love our pizza

[graceful agate]

istg itunes on macos hasn't been a thing in years

[red hinge]

hotplug is not supported with most discrete GPU Xorg drivers: the eGPU needs to be plugged in when Xorg starts. Logging out and in again should suffice to restart Xorg.
hot-unplug is not supported at all: doing so leads to system instability or outright freezes (as acknowledged in the NVIDIA documentation).

(this is exclusive to xorg, which xorg fucking sucks i don't mind)

[compact cobalt]

i'm using wayland

[midnight verge]

based

[graceful agate]

mmm xorg. utter security nightmare

as if desktop linux wasn't enough of one

[compact cobalt]

why is xorg such shit though

like i know it's shit

but i don't fully get why

[red hinge]

its old

that summarize it

[graceful agate]

a lot of technical debt that's built up over so many years

[red hinge]

old stuff will play better with xorg

but we ain't dealing with old stuff

[midnight verge]

its made for server stuff for computers from the 90s

desktop usage was never intended

[clever bone]

Ur gonna love our pizza

https://tenor.com/view/brick-brick-dancing-pizza-pizzas-we-just-got-8-free-pizzas-gif-1686864618165314005

[compact cobalt]

i love kde

[graceful agate]

i miss kde

[compact cobalt]

it's my favourite de because it just works with arch

[midnight verge]

??

[graceful agate]

i moved off linux

[midnight verge]

o

[compact cobalt]

yk what bugs me

i have a t590 with a fried usb c port because the firmware wasn't updated

[midnight verge]

is ur pfp from gran turismo

[compact cobalt]

nope

fh5

[midnight verge]

close enough lmao

[compact cobalt]

it's been my pfp for a good, what

3-4 years now?

[gilded rapids]

hm

[midnight verge]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-review-cat-kitty-stupid-fall-gif-5125078240674428831

[gilded rapids]

true

[graceful agate]

me when left unsupervised

[compact cobalt]

ngl

i have 5 weeks off now

first semester done

[midnight verge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-21908740

[graceful agate]

wrow this just made me realise i have one semester of uni left before i get my next degree

im half tempted to do another masters tbh

[blissful willow]

I’m gonna assume that my phone can’t be jailbreaked

[untold helm]

What phone/ios

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439473129020723301/1448158725654315008/watermark.gif

[graceful agate]

correct assumption for 90% of ppl asking tbh

[untold helm]

Literally 2026 🥀

[blissful willow]

17 pro, and 26.1

[untold helm]

You were correct

[blissful willow]

[jaunty garnet]

!t nojb

[fervent dove]

Hey @blissful willow, have a look at this!

nojb

Device Customization

Cowabunga Lite
Cowabunga Lite lets you customize your device without a jailbreak. From icon theming to location simulation, Cowabunga Lite is a good alternative to some tweaks for iOS users on stock iOS.
Shortcuts
You can create custom app icons using the Shortcuts app in iOS. Create a shortcut that opens the app you want and set a custom icon when adding it to your home screen.
Nugget (iOS 17.0-18.1.1)
Nugget is similar to Cowabunga Lite and allows you to customize your device with certain options from Cowabunga Lite (depending on your iOS version) and new ones like enabling a charge limit

Looking for more? The App Store also contains apps to create custom widgets and app icons, although some apps may make you pay for these features.

Sideloading

Sideloadly and AltStore
Sideloadly and AltStore are good ways to sideload applications onto stock iOS devices. Although, you will not be able to use apps such as Filza or apps requiring root helpers or arbitrary entitlements.
With a free developer account, you are limited to 3 applications at a time with 10 app IDs max. Due to how AltStore works, the AltStore app takes up a single app slot, so you are limited to 2 applications with AltStore. Sideloadly does not have this limitation.

Alternatively, if you want an unlimited number of applications for 1 year, you can sign up for a Paid ($99/year) Apple Developer Account at https://developer.apple.com.

Added by burgerkingflopper | Used 205 times · Jul 18, 2024, 7:09 PM

[untold helm]

Wait til gta 7 or half life 4 comes out, whatever comes later

[blissful willow]

gta 38

[jaunty garnet]

gta 67

sorry

[untold helm]

I would check out misaka26, cowabunga lite and nugget tho

You can do some cool shit

[jaunty garnet]

you mean nugget

nugget is better

[blissful willow]

I don’t have an Apple device on an old enough iOS.. unless I jailbreak an iphone 4

[untold helm]

I said nugget

[jaunty garnet]

oh

[untold helm]

All those 3 work on 26.1

[blissful willow]

oh

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/twolaugh-lordzaga-gif-13053470704677817968

[jaunty garnet]

just don’t update

!t blockota

[fervent dove]

blockota

To block OTA updates, you can install a tvOS beta profile that is specially designed to work on all Apple platforms. This works even without a jailbreak. Note that the profile expires and will stop blocking updates on <t:1801306815:D> (<t:1801306815:R>).

You can re-enable updates by uninstalling this profile in Settings -> General -> Profiles & Device Management.

If you're jailbroken, you can also install the OTADisabler tweak instead, but note that it is harder to remove while unjailbroken.

Added by kitty.#0001 | Used 3,961 times · Feb 3, 2021, 3:16 PM

[jaunty garnet]

if you want to use those things

[untold helm]

You can also use Sidestore or alternatively a $8 dev cert (for unlimited slots) to sideload apps

You can even enable JIT using some methods for apps like AngelAura (Minecraft Java) and dolphin (Wii/GCN Emulator)

@blissful willow

[blissful willow]

oh

[red hinge]

relationship ended with fedora, now chimera linux is my best friend

[midnight verge]

Please just pick one and stick with it bro I beg you

Ur addicted to distro hopping😭

[jaunty garnet]

what the fuck is chimera linux

put the computer next to a fan ass linux

[midnight verge]

Looks like its alpine based

[silver cedar]

Me??

[midnight verge]

netz@lenowo

[red hinge]

jokes on you

[jaunty garnet]

im distro hopping from arch to macOS

troll emoji

[midnight verge]

Nice so u like suffering to

[red hinge]

nah

[jaunty garnet]

name them

[red hinge]

void linux doesn't have support for gnome 49

[jaunty garnet]

is this a triple boot

[red hinge]

dual

[jaunty garnet]

???

how

[red hinge]

par 4 is my data partition

[jaunty garnet]

oh

[untold helm]

Does it cause the internals to overheat and not boot half of the time

[copper tendon]

I wish the USB4 standard was more strict

[midnight verge]

Netz why dont u just use arch at this point and just make what ur looking for

[untold helm]

I have 0 usb 4 devices/cables

[copper tendon]

A lot of the cool features of it are optional which basically means every vendor will leave them off

[jaunty garnet]

linux from scratch

[untold helm]

Best I have is usb 3.2 flash drives basically

[red hinge]

you're the weakest pussy in this world

literally

imagine using immutable distros

dude scared of accidentally fucking his install up

[midnight verge]

Imagine distro hopping instead of fixing ur problem

[red hinge]

i still use windows as my main all this time

jokes on you

you just never realized

[midnight verge]

So ur just bored and got nothing better to do

[red hinge]

i got tired of pinging you telling you to shower

you never did

[midnight verge]

Nice cover

Install arch already and get it over with

Coward

[red hinge]

nah why would i get arch

[copper tendon]

Arch is easy to install as long as you follow a guide

[red hinge]

arch sucks

[midnight verge]

I can see a ragebait

[red hinge]

imma do gentoo before i touch the stinky ass arch linux

[copper tendon]

Just package the arch distro into an install.wim file and then use the windows 10 installer

[red hinge]

arch users are fucking pussies

same with immutable distro users

[midnight verge]

Windows is an immutable distro

[red hinge]

(its not)

[copper tendon]

True, I use Ubuntu btw

[midnight verge]

Basically is

[red hinge]

ubuntu and fedora (normal) is for normal users who don't want to dive deep

that i can't blame them

[copper tendon]

Windows is no where near immutable

[midnight verge]

Go delete system32 and see how you cannot

[copper tendon]

Ok then I’ll delete AppData

And still brick the system

[midnight verge]

Its works like that on immutable distro to lol

[jaunty garnet]

Ubuntu is ASS

snap💔💔💔

[copper tendon]

Snap 💪

[jaunty garnet]

🫩

[winter meadow]

chat i switched to new carrier

its way better

[clever bone]

Yall think I can get all 4s?

[winter meadow]

i get unlimited calls, data and texts for only 5$ monthly

[red hinge]

me when you can brick the system with a faulty update with no way to recover

[jaunty garnet]

Bro is not getting into MIT

[red hinge]

windows, an immutable distro

[jaunty garnet]

[clever bone]

Bro ts cuz I deadass did nothing

[sour canyon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tahoe_sucker

[winter meadow]

w carrier or l carrier

[clever bone]

L

[winter meadow]

why

[clever bone]

Nah it’s clean

how much data

[jaunty garnet]

The population is only 26

[winter meadow]

unlimited

∞

[clever bone]

@jaunty garnet bro whenever i look at myself in the mirror i imagine like a edit of post time skip jayy and like he’s hella smart n shit with a new hairstyle with a loose wavy perm and he’s the goat so he has all the beautiful alt girls who aren’t crazy

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1447117443318157463/watermark.gif

[alpine pumice]

hi could anyone help me

[jaunty garnet]

with what

[alpine pumice]

i just bought an ipad pro m2

[untold helm]

Yeah but if I say flatpak you would be like flatpak 💔💔💔

[alpine pumice]

and its icloud locked

idk what to do

[jaunty garnet]

no

[alpine pumice]

it was used

[untold helm]

Report the seller

[jaunty garnet]

flatpak is good

snap is ass

[alpine pumice]

theres no bypass or anything

[untold helm]

Report the seller

You’ll get a refund

[alpine pumice]

ok

[untold helm]

(You won’t however if the device was advertised as such)

[jaunty garnet]

im scared that my open box m4 MacBook Air will be iCloud locked

[winter meadow]

hj chat

hi

[silver cedar]

Hi2

[jaunty garnet]

hi

[winter meadow]

Is this only iOS or I can also talk about ps4?

battery server

[winter meadow]

i mean

its only ios jailbreak but

u can talk about anything rlly in #general

[copper tendon]

I love Microsoft copilot

[jaunty garnet]

👎

ai.lan is better

[winter meadow]

"official unlockers"

????????

[jaunty garnet]

it’s really dumb

only has 600m parameters

[winter meadow]

APPLE ICLOUD BYPASS TOOL OFFICIAL IBYPASS

[winter meadow]

ur pc looks fun

cuz of theme

[jaunty garnet]

it is but i am moving to MacBook soon