general

[ornate latch]

Very russian name

You definitely had a babushka

[thick meadow]

yes comrade

btw whys bro stalking

[winter meadow]

its ok if u self react with a sob not a skull

[clever bone]

Skull farm

[clever bone]

Ratio

[ornate latch]

My goat jd vance

[half compass]

twitter is not a real place

[winter meadow]

sob farm

[indigo bough]

has it ever bro

[clever bone]

Twitter gets me mad so I stay on it more

Anyways guys

[indigo bough]

so tuff

[trail isle]

self reacting is NOT ok

bffr

[indigo bough]

real

[half compass]

Ok

[winter meadow]

only if its a sob

[trail isle]

no

[winter meadow]

yes

[thick meadow]

is dis real jay deeh bance

[chilly bear]

you guys are all so mean

[trail isle]

i am going to point and laugh at you now

[winter meadow]

wtf!

[indigo bough]

idk

[clever bone]

One of my English teachers likes Kirk and kids in one of her class be saying it to pisss her off LMAO

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flightreacts-twitch-kick-crazy-gif-4090492289322768290

[copper tendon]

There’s a storm with 3 category 12 hurricanes outside, 2 earthquakes, and 3 landslides where I am, should I update the bios on all my computers right now? I have no UPS and none of the motherboards have any bios flashback or dual bios features

[ornate latch]

Yeah bro it's lame

[clever bone]

they’re like miss what you think about kirtkatron

[trail isle]

[chilly bear]

One of my English teachers likes Kirk and kids

[clever bone]

AHHH

[half compass]

checks out

[indigo bough]

oh

[trail isle]

pedo

[ornate latch]

Why does he like me bruh

[thick meadow]

kirk and wha ?????????

[ornate latch]

Wtf

[clever bone]

My jaw lowkey locked

Help

[indigo bough]

thanks for explaining the joke

[chilly bear]

oh sorry

[trail isle]

im helpful like that

[half compass]

Open wide

[green bramble]

Now playing - kate

style

2hollis • Style

14724 total scrobbles

[half compass]

I'll fix it.

[jolly moat]

How to know remove double tap reaction to star?

[ruby copper]

Guys

[trail isle]

i love 2hollis

hi mineek

[chilly bear]

no

[winter meadow]

yess self sobbing well done

[indigo bough]

hi mineek!!!

[ruby copper]

Not possible.

[ruby copper]

Hiii

[clever bone]

Lmao yeah no way u talk shit abt my music taste

[thick tapir]

i used to watch mr. kirk everyday 😢

[ruby copper]

Oh

[jaunty garnet]

dopamineek

[thick meadow]

hello comrade kat

[winter meadow]

.mm

[green bramble]

Now playing - bxsxjima

F.ourty four days in hell and back

Sewerslvt

635 total scrobbles breakcore - jungle - speedcore - hyperpop

[trail isle]

you do realise what you listen to right

[trail isle]

isnt she also a pedo

[indigo bough]

thank the PaleRa1n team for updating it for me

[clever bone]

Listen to peak

[chilly bear]

माइनक्राफ्ट गीक भाई

[trail isle]

❌

[jaunty garnet]

some of it

[thick meadow]

south asian ahh

[winter meadow]

yes if you want to take kiwifarms as your only source

[chilly bear]

oh sorry

[ornate latch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgiyWGyJcIc

This is true PEAK music

[ruby copper]

https://tenor.com/view/peak-vinny-vinesauce-jerma-steroids-gif-3103987778992787353

[clever bone]

I lowkey was on him when I was younger but now as I grew up in know at the shi he does to appear smarter then he is and try to win the debates

[thick meadow]

whats the sorry for 😭

[clever bone]

Why does this have the same health bar as RV there yet

[winter meadow]

i unironically listen to this idk its really catchy

[ruby copper]

This is just everyone in politics

[clever bone]

Yeah

I don’t really like any politics

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-cat-idiot-dumbass-cat-cat-falling-gif-7100956021774391858

ok bye

[winter meadow]

dont trust any politician

[clever bone]

it’s okay

[chilly bear]

being south asian

.

[clever bone]

Beside I’m going to be like lelouch

[ruby copper]

I think peak was the original? Not sure but I played both

[chilly bear]

yes it was

[indigo bough]

lies

[half compass]

no only the bad guys silly

[clever bone]

Idk I just watched the Joe Bart video

[winter meadow]

wtf kind of outfit is that

[ruby copper]

Play it

Both of them

[thick meadow]

im from the same piece of land as you do 😭

[ruby copper]

They're so fun

[clever bone]

I don’t have a WiFi usb

[chilly bear]

where is my good boy emoji.

[clever bone]

Heh Christmas’s is coming around too

[ruby copper]

What does that have to do with anything

[clever bone]

I can’t download the game

I don’t have WiFi

Bro

[chilly bear]

he needs wifi usb to survive

[ornate latch]

@dense zinc Yo bruh why they farming you bruh

[ruby copper]

Use Ethernet

[clever bone]

I have 60 hours ts 2 weeks on GD because of it :/

[valid pawn]

I give up

[thick meadow]

dont use these ahh tools

use platform tools

[ruby copper]

Wdym lies

[thick meadow]

first flash a custom recovery

[valid pawn]

Like which

All i want is to quickly and easily flash crdroid

[thick meadow]

its command line based tho

simple commands

[valid pawn]

I dont know ANYTHING about the commands

[chilly bear]

lies.

[valid pawn]

uur

[dense zinc]

that's not right bro

[winter meadow]

rv there yet is so fun

[dense zinc]

omg minek

hiii :D

[clever bone]

Yeah

[thick meadow]

the command is as simple as fastboot flash recovery "drag ya recovery image here"

[clever bone]

I wish Joe made more

Videos

[chilly bear]

you haven't gespeeld them in a while

[clever bone]

If it

@ruby copper BRO

I don’t have any WiFi

Bruh

I can’t play ts game

[jaunty garnet]

fermented omega jailbreak

[chilly bear]

move to living room

download

[clever bone]

I don’t have fricking Ethernet either because it not moving to the living room again

[chilly bear]

move back

[clever bone]

$9

No

Bro no

STOP PISSING ME OFF

ahhhhhhh

[ruby copper]

Use a hotspot on ur phone

[clever bone]

Bro

my pc

Doesn’t

Have

WiFi

[thick meadow]

usb tether

[ruby copper]

Usb

Yes

[indigo bough]

usb

[ruby copper]

Ts guy is so stupid

[indigo bough]

bro

[clever bone]

It only works

IF UR DATA PLAN HAS HOTSPOT

[valid pawn]

Ok ig

[clever bone]

I DONT HAR HOTSPOT PLAN

[chilly bear]

need tetherfree tweak

ios 26

[valid pawn]

But ill need help since idk how to use them

[ruby copper]

No u can share wifi

[green bramble]

Now playing - bxsxjima

MAKE-ME-SAD

Sewerslvt

breakcore - jungle - speedcore - hyperpop 637 total scrobbles · bpm 135.0 · 🕕 6:15

[winter meadow]

get on

[clever bone]

okay how

[thick meadow]

bro this feature is built in on phon

[indigo bough]

oh that’s kinda cool

[clever bone]

Because I searched everyone and nothing

[indigo bough]

some plans make u pay extra

for hotspot

[ruby copper]

Only on android but just turn it on and it Just Works

[clever bone]

lol

Yeah fuck android

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1365741776375255062/1449833251643326575/67.gif

[chilly bear]

for real

[thick meadow]

crzy man . in my country it aint like this

[winter meadow]

fuck you

[clever bone]

You’re disrespectful towards me for thinking I have a android bruh

[indigo bough]

oh

[half compass]

@ruby copper You should install upd72020x-fw

[chilly bear]

me neither

wtf we're like the same

[ruby copper]

iOS users when their phone has objectively less features than android yet still keep sucking Tim Cook

[thick meadow]

fr bro 😭

[clever bone]

Buddy

[ruby copper]

What country

[half compass]

Me when my phone actually works

[chilly bear]

L opsec

[half compass]

Unlike others

[clever bone]

Android is ass don’t even

Look at th camera

[thick meadow]

democratic republic of agartha

[trail isle]

you are literally mineek

bffr

[clever bone]

Fucking looks inhuman

and then

The fucking

[jaunty garnet]

mineekware

[winter meadow]

ios users when they use a working phone

[trail isle]

mineekslop

[ruby copper]

This hasn't been an issue since 2015

[clever bone]

The fucking video so much better

[indigo bough]

shut up bro

[chilly bear]

shambhala

[jaunty garnet]

android doesnt have liquid ass

[trail isle]

no

[winter meadow]

imagine getting someones number and you whip out the samsung galaxy s II epic 4G touch

[clever bone]

My
Ultra wide camera looks better then my friends s25 ultra bro

ARE WE SERIOUS???

[jaunty garnet]

any mac users here

can i downgrade mac when i get it

[indigo bough]

what phone do u have

[chilly bear]

i can't stand android

[clever bone]

13

[jaunty garnet]

if its on 26 can i downgrade it to 15

[clever bone]

Literally

[thick meadow]

• 1

[half compass]

yes

[trail isle]

yes

[ruby copper]

Bro of course if u compare a $100 android phone with a $394939 iPhone it looks worse

[velvet zenith]

@crisp saffron Can you shoot jayy please

[ruby copper]

Nope

[clever bone]

Every Android photo looks worse

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper

Hiii

[trail isle]

you can run any macos version you want

[ruby copper]

Bro prob sent the image via sms or some shit

[clever bone]

it was a s25 ultra

[chilly bear]

yes

[ruby copper]

It objectively looks better

[jaunty garnet]

is it easy

[chilly bear]

android suc 👎

[clever bone]

IT WAS IN PERSON FUCK YOU MEAN????

?????

[jaunty garnet]

or do i have to jb it

[winter meadow]

ok im gonna be honest as someone who used both s25 ultra and 16 pro max cameras they look very similar

[velvet zenith]

yeah cause samsung sucks

[desert cairn]

IT WAS IN PERSON FUCK YOU MEAN????

[ruby copper]

Ur just blind

[clever bone]

Literally

[velvet zenith]

Shouldve used a pixel

[trail isle]

its a computer vro you flash it to a usb and install it like any other computer

[winter meadow]

theyre like no different really

[jaunty garnet]

its an apple computer

[half compass]

Please saar samsungs are so good saar buy my samsung

[trail isle]

still

[clever bone]

Yeah the fucking lighting was ass it couldn’t handle shit

[indigo bough]

sybau

[thick meadow]

google fked up with this shit

[clever bone]

It looked better imp

[indigo bough]

nah it’s tuff

[half compass]

+500$

[clever bone]

IMO

[trail isle]

i think its good

[half compass]

you are definitely being paid

[trail isle]

yall are just bums

[clever bone]

lol yeah okay

No

[trail isle]

bye again

[clever bone]

Fucking dog shit android

[thick meadow]

the shape pisses me off

[chilly bear]

no ur a bum

[clever bone]

Android fucking sucks

[indigo bough]

ur literally just hating to hate

[clever bone]

Erm

[clever bone]

Lowkey yes

[ruby copper]

Ur friend probably turned off auto adjust

[frank seal]

Ragebait?

[ruby copper]

Fr

[clever bone]

But look I still value iPhones way more

like seriously

iPhones are on another tier in phones

[thick meadow]

if theyd just had made the existing one transparent

[ruby copper]

Android is objectively better than iOS is almost every way except brand value

[clever bone]

thought they still suck sometimes

[thick meadow]

xiaomi is good if u use it with a custom rom

[clever bone]

no app support

[ruby copper]

What

[frank seal]

???

[chilly bear]

droid users should be transformed into giant african snails and be made to crawl on fiberglass

[clever bone]

Android has shit app support

[ruby copper]

Android has like 2 million more apps than iOS

[worthy quail]

What

[ruby copper]

But ok

[jaunty garnet]

android is better in maybe some ways but not almost every way

[half compass]

please install sptm on my samsung s25 ultra

[ruby copper]

This is just rage bait atp

[frank seal]

What bro

[clever bone]

I’m talking about app

[indigo bough]

his mind can’t comprehend such ideologically advanced topics

[clever bone]

bro

[thick meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-lie-gif-9063740662564569899

[frank seal]

?

[chilly bear]

miss after miss

[clever bone]

Look at fucking social media apps

[chilly bear]

misseek

[clever bone]

FUCKING SHIT

Literally

[jaunty garnet]

???

[frank seal]

???

[jaunty garnet]

wdym

[worthy quail]

They are all on android

[clever bone]

Look at that xiamai on TikTok

Fucking shit

[jaunty garnet]

??????

[thick meadow]

atleast i can sideload minecraft apk and play it for free on android

[clever bone]

And then it crashes battery is ass

[frank seal]

Xiaomi?

[half compass]

or you can get a job

[thick meadow]

meanwhile sideloading on ios is a whole diff universe

[trail isle]

i think its just cause youre still a sperm @clever bone

[jaunty garnet]

not for long

[thick meadow]

ahh yes

[jaunty garnet]

play integrity or whatever it is

[ruby copper]

No they undid it

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/twink-gif-6300752171305907279

[jaunty garnet]

???

why would they do that

[thick meadow]

yup sad

[frank seal]

You'll be able to install apks still

[ruby copper]

Backlash

They undid the mandatory developer verification

[indigo bough]

idk man

[frank seal]

Did u not see the android developers news?

[jaunty garnet]

unfortunate

[chilly bear]

android = submissive babies

apple = dominant alpha

[thick meadow]

i got a brroke ass android with 4/64 configuration

[clever bone]

If ur on a budget and not me yeah probably get a android

but me

[trail isle]

its a xiaomi

[clever bone]

I will never use such a thing

[worthy quail]

What does this even mean

also

[indigo bough]

fair ig

[frank seal]

They said they'll allow people to install APKs if they want

[worthy quail]

Xiaomi is not every Android phone

Does ximonj even have the play store

[chilly bear]

and that's the other thing

[clever bone]

Still app support on iOS is better

[ruby copper]

Jay legit is stupid

[jaunty garnet]

since when does carterpcs have a beard

[chilly bear]

there's a billion androids

[worthy quail]

Literally no

You are still wrong

[chilly bear]

none of them are better than an iphone

.

[worthy quail]

get a phone with the google play store and you are immediately incorrect

[teal bramble]

Right this instant!

[clever bone]

“My Android OS is objectively better then you’re stupid iOS “ 🤓☝️

[ruby copper]

Me when the snapdragon ultra whatever is objectively faster than whatever slop apple makes

[frank seal]

I need what some of you are smoking

[ruby copper]

Yup

[copper tendon]

can we agree that iphones recieve more software updates generally than most android phones?

[thick meadow]

for the americans iphone may be a good option over android but for foreigners , androids a far more superior and worth the money option

[indigo bough]

you’re

[ruby copper]

Fr

[patent crescent]

real

[clever bone]

@ruby copper

[ruby copper]

You are stupid iOS

[chilly bear]

[clever bone]

Yah no

[ember barn]

even downgrading with seprmvr64 v2 method is more interesting than using turdus merula

[ruby copper]

Yes

[patent crescent]

i feel sad that my xiaomi couldnt jailbreak

[copper tendon]

also you get updates on ios devices way faster, it could take you months or even years to get the latest android update on your android phone, unless you have a pixel

[clever bone]

@ruby copper aren’t you the one gatekeeping perma sign method

[patent crescent]

root basically

[ruby copper]

Yes

[clever bone]

lol yeah

Get away

[ruby copper]

Because I found it myself

[worthy quail]

I don’t even use android phones never have and I can call jayy a liar with the no app support thing

[patent crescent]

Tell me how

pls

[thick meadow]

bootloader unlock aint jailbreak T_T

[ruby copper]

I dropped like 300 hints

[valid pawn]

Im gonna kill myself

[half compass]

Scorpios — 21:37
Tell me how
pls

[jolly moat]

What you do if you try jailbreak iOS 27 and it started to expand battery itself by jailbreak?

[ruby copper]

It's not hard to figure it out if u have half a brain

[patent crescent]

It allows rooting which is jailbreaking

[ornate latch]

not for me

[half compass]

Ok drop 301

[frank seal]

Why, you couldn't unlock bootloader?

[copper tendon]

i also have a perma sign method, my dev cert

[ornate latch]

and I don't have a Pixel

[indigo bough]

please tell me only me

[chilly bear]

L opsec

[patent crescent]

have to wait 72 hours bc xiaomi is gay

[thick meadow]

it allows things which jailbreak cant

[patent crescent]

i can tweak my phone buddy

[worthy quail]

I could probably find the method by looking at mineeks messages

[valid pawn]

What is opsec

[frank seal]

72? I thought it was 168

[thick meadow]

changing the whole rom or even installing os like windows if its supported by woa

[half compass]

no you cant

you're stupid

[clever bone]

I would do this but I don’t have a Mac

[worthy quail]

What

oh

[half compass]

everyone here is stupid

[patent crescent]

Dude we can literally do that

[ornate latch]

Thanks

[indigo bough]

you included bruh

[copper tendon]

except you because you're xrt

[worthy quail]

Why can I double tap to fire

[thick meadow]

booting pongo os live aint that tuff\

[patent crescent]

what

[clever bone]

Okay lesson learned guys

[thick meadow]

rather than installing full fledged linux on hardware

[clever bone]

iPhones > Android in jayys opinion

[patent crescent]

i can literally boot into windows using renegade project

[thick meadow]

thats what im saying

[ornate latch]

why does Jayy always self-react with a skull emoji

[patent crescent]

Iphones = Android

[clever bone]

“Heh my android can handle this shit app” hahaha

[frank seal]

Why is Jay dumb?

[indigo bough]

cuz he needs attention

[half compass]

He's stupid

[clever bone]

no

[patent crescent]

both have they're features

[chilly bear]

good thing im no one

[worthy quail]

name an app that is in the App Store but not on Android

[chilly bear]

[half compass]

He only does 2 things

[thick meadow]

gotta go otherwise i will be disowned

[clever bone]

Panels

[half compass]

talk here and goon

[frank seal]

Sora I think

[patent crescent]

shortcuts

[patent crescent]

Sora is on android

[copper tendon]

cydia

[clever bone]

Test flight

[patent crescent]

Just for united states tho

[indigo bough]

jit ur tweakin

[ornate latch]

No bruh

[patent crescent]

that aint on app store

[ornate latch]

He also studies

For mit

[ember barn]

!

[ornate latch]

He's a top mit student

[clever bone]

Okay

[indigo bough]

true

[half compass]

notice how you are taking this screenshot from an iphone

[worthy quail]

yea

I don’t have an android phone

[half compass]

checks out

[indigo bough]

it’s okay

[clever bone]

@worthy quail let’s be honest iOS exclusive apps are generally better quality then Android exclusive apps

[indigo bough]

be kind bro

[half compass]

all the android defenders never have

[patent crescent]

to be honest Iphone = Android both have their own features

[worthy quail]

yea

[frank seal]

Damn, it ain't in my country tho

[half compass]

android is slopware

[patent crescent]

wat

[worthy quail]

Sora sucks anyways

[indigo bough]

alright bud

[clever bone]

And also iOS devs are way better and Android

[frank seal]

I know

[worthy quail]

The most subjective sentence in the world

[half compass]

Ok

[frank seal]

I don't like sora either

[clever bone]

no

Dude

[copper tendon]

also apps are just better optimized for ios, such as social media apps when you take photos

[clever bone]

They can’t even find a Spotify fix without getting patched

[half compass]

67

[clever bone]

The other Spotify for iOS is way better

[worthy quail]

what is a Spotify fix

[clever bone]

Literally can’t get patched because

[clever bone]

Premium tweak

[worthy quail]

is Spotify broken

[frank seal]

At least we can install custom ROMs on many phones

[worthy quail]

That ain’t a fix

[clever bone]

Like I said

[half compass]

yeah and they all suck

and barely work

[clever bone]

WHY the fuck would you do that shit

They fucking suck

[frank seal]

I saw that myhren

[indigo bough]

true

[chilly bear]

every android ever lags

[copper tendon]

shit

[worthy quail]

graphite

[clever bone]

Fucking the phone ain’t nothing without good software

[patent crescent]

hyperbug btq

[frank seal]

Graphene?

[worthy quail]

ye

[indigo bough]

graphene os is schizo slop

[clever bone]

Now I’m banned from doing payments with my phone!

[half compass]

yea fr

[clever bone]

I couldn’t agree with you more then right now

[chilly bear]

no

[clever bone]

genuinely W sentence

[chilly bear]

im not schizo

[indigo bough]

sure

[frank seal]

How did you get liquid glass on Android?

DM me please

[chilly bear]

DM me please

[clever bone]

Look at you copy all of Apple

[thick meadow]

Windows phones > iPhones and androids (in my opinion)

[clever bone]

And still ur icons looks like shit the top ones

[thick meadow]

They are customisable

[indigo bough]

vro it’s xaiomi that’s kinda their thing

[worthy quail]

Ubuntu mobile > iOS & Android

[chilly bear]

sent from my windows 8 phone

[clever bone]

I mean the system

[chilly bear]

or whatever

was there an 8

[clever bone]

Literally

[chilly bear]

i can't remember

[clever bone]

It’s just saying the phone is shut

Shit

[worthy quail]

Yea

[clever bone]

anyways

I can’t wait for the iPhone 18 to come out

[thick meadow]

Sad that they discontinued that shit

[indigo bough]

i’m DISAGREEING with u bud

[clever bone]

And I’m agreeing with whatever you said

The iPhone 18 pro max is gonna have 8k mah

[clever bone]

If yall didn’t know

so yeah

Good years for Apple

Can’t way for the company to grow even more

Oh

And don’t get me started with the beautiful Mac’s

[thick meadow]

That phones gonna look beefy if the battery is lithium ion

[clever bone]

It’s silicon

[thick meadow]

Only possible with silicon batteries

[worthy quail]

like 6 Apple executives just left

[thick meadow]

Yeah

[clever bone]

Good they were holding us back

[worthy quail]

the Apple silicon guy wants to leave

[jaunty garnet]

great time for me to have bought a m4 MacBook 🫩🫩🫩

[clever bone]

no?

[worthy quail]

yes

[clever bone]

It’s gonna stay lol

[worthy quail]

He does

[clever bone]

???

no

[clever bone]

He doesn’t

I remember

[worthy quail]

Apple is begging for him to stay

[clever bone]

Idk

But if he leaves we’re gonna die

[chilly bear]

"android is better"

@ruby copper ur a pleb

[copper tendon]

this is unrealistic but, if we take the component of app support and the shear number of installed apps away from mac vs pc, mac basically wins everytime. macos is an objectively better operating system than windows, arm is objectively better than x86 on the laptop side, for desktops i personally think mac desktops suck. id rather build my own tower

[thick meadow]

I’ll acknowledge the superiority of iPhone once a star man gifts me one for free

Till that I’ll stick with android

[chilly bear]

poorons use droid

[jaunty garnet]

so is m4 MacBook good

[clever bone]

Yes and the m5 is looking so good

[copper tendon]

yes, compared to other laptops it is good

[worthy quail]

he will probably stay because of all of apples attempts (pay raise etc etc)

But it’s unknown

[clever bone]

Is genuinely so fucking impressive they’re so fucking good bro

[jaunty garnet]

🥹

[clever bone]

Look god damn

[thick meadow]

The only thing that amazes me in apple is their m series chips

[ornate latch]

do you even have one

[worthy quail]

no

[clever bone]

He deserves to be worth 10 billion

[half compass]

i don't really like macos laptops/arm64 laptops for the sole reason that when im on vacation i dont use a laptop that much but i do still occasionally need one

[clever bone]

nope

Not yet

[copper tendon]

macos just feels like a laptop first operating system and really fits laptops more than desktops imo

[ornate latch]

then you can't be talking

[half compass]

so id rather just get a cheap x86_64 one running linux

and such

[jaunty garnet]

im switching to a m4 MacBook as my everything laptop

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/pepo-gif-20374472

[thick meadow]

M1 air solos midrange laptop till this day

[worthy quail]

Why does jayy always skull react his own messages

[clever bone]

Only thing that sucks is

music production

Lmk how it is

[copper tendon]

the m1 air is like $350 used so

[jaunty garnet]

fl for Mac

[worthy quail]

what

[jaunty garnet]

I’ll just Download the plugins again

[clever bone]

I heard it’s Bette but there’s no cracks apparently

[worthy quail]

Logic Pro Fl for Maxos

[clever bone]

:(

[thick meadow]

And Mac OS experience is good too

[worthy quail]

Go buy it

[jaunty garnet]

i have fl legit

[clever bone]

no

[clever bone]

:(

[copper tendon]

macos on LAPTOPS is good, macos on desktops is bad imo

[winter meadow]

ther are

[half compass]

@ornate latch do you have an asus laptop

[clever bone]

Yeah but like old ass version fl studio 21

[jaunty garnet]

i was planning to use it with my desktop setup

[copper tendon]

same with windows, windows on the desktop is good, on laptops its bad

[jaunty garnet]

is that bad

[thick meadow]

Dk about desktops but for laptops they r goated

[ornate latch]

no

[jaunty garnet]

should I just sell my setup

[half compass]

motherboard

[jaunty garnet]

💔💔💔

[half compass]

?

[ornate latch]

only Lenovo and a Dell one

[half compass]

Oh my god

[ornate latch]

no

[half compass]

go fuck yourself

burn in hell

[copper tendon]

if you're buying a macbook to use as your laptop and desktop its good

[ornate latch]

Thanks

I barely use them

[thick tapir]

why the fuck do i have such small wrists

[copper tendon]

but me personally, id never buy a mac studio, mac mini, and def not a mac pro lmao

[clever bone]

I mean desktop is still good with a Mac mini

???

I mean

[jaunty garnet]

i got a Mac book

[half compass]

So ummm how reliable are the dell laptops uefi

[clever bone]

Hell the Mac mini is such a good value bro

[ornate latch]

it's like

[thick tapir]

5.5 inches is actually so diabolical

[thick meadow]

Still a good old crusty thinkpad with arch Linux no gui solos

[ornate latch]

normal

[copper tendon]

the mac mini is good i just dont like macos

[winter meadow]

21 is fine still works well you dont need the newest of the new

[copper tendon]

arm on the desktop just isnt there imo

[clever bone]

Nah

[winter meadow]

idk i converted from fl 21 to fl 25 and

[clever bone]

there’s much better features

[winter meadow]

it literally doesnt feel too much different

kinda

[clever bone]

I use Lot of the new features

[chilly bear]

i have an asus laptop

[clever bone]

so yeah unuseable for me

[winter meadow]

thats fair enough

[clever bone]

@winter meadow can you share fl studio with like friends

[half compass]

thinkpads are awesome except for the fact enrolling your own secure boot keys fucking bricks you

on some models

[thick meadow]

Imagine a pc with just a single motherboard, no psu no graphics card lol

[winter meadow]

wdym like

[chilly bear]

no psu??

[copper tendon]

i mean there were some chinese mobos that had built in dedicated graphics

[half compass]

do u actually

[thick meadow]

Painful

[clever bone]

I buy a cop and they

[chilly bear]

yes

[copper tendon]

they had like 1060s literally built onto the mobo

[clever bone]

Also have have it on there laptop

[half compass]

can you enroll your own secure boot keys without bootlooping

[chilly bear]

idk im not gay

[copper tendon]

yes lol

[thick meadow]

Arm based pcs don’t need a separate psu as they can have it on board the main board

[copper tendon]

i enroll the ventoy key all the time and its fine

[ornate latch]

only Thinkpads are shit enough to have this issue

[half compass]

this is the greatest lie of all time

[chilly bear]

im not ?

[half compass]

truth

[copper tendon]

i think thats a you thing i've never heard of enrolling a secure boot key bricking lol

[chilly bear]

anyways i don't actually use it

[ornate latch]

it's an actual issue

for Lenovo Thinkpads

on certain models

[half compass]

https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/Lenovo_ThinkPad_T14s_(AMD)_Gen_1

see 1.1

fr

[thick meadow]

Arm should be limited to modular devices

Don’t ruin the experience of assembling a pc part by part

[half compass]

.

what does that have to do with arm

[thick meadow]

Arm will have everything on one single board

[half compass]

i dont think you understand what arm is

[craggy latch]

arm

[thick meadow]

I may be lacking , but im talking about on the basis of current arm based hardwares

[ornate latch]

yeah, but like

[half compass]

worst case scenario the cpu is soldered to the board

[ornate latch]

what does changing the CPU architecture have anything to do with what you said

[jaunty garnet]

@clever bone if you give license to someone else of fl studio then they could ban the account or take away the license

cause you arent alowed to share

[chilly bear]

bro just pirate it

[ornate latch]

not possible on Macs

[thick meadow]

I mean arm cpus are soldered on main board , they aren’t power hungry thus they’ll have everything on one main board

[chilly bear]

why not

?

[half compass]

Buddy

pal

[chilly bear]

u have no ambition

[ornate latch]

no, like

there are no

[copper pelican]

what about intosh

[ornate latch]

versions

that are pirated

[copper tendon]

that shit was like 2019

you aint getting a new bios update lmao

[ornate latch]

"2019"

[half compass]

you are not tapped in enough

[ornate latch]

it says

2021

[copper tendon]

that shit is end of life

[ornate latch]

in the post

[half compass]

its not eol

[ornate latch]

do you have reading problems

[half compass]

i got a pending update like

6 months ago

for the uefi

[copper tendon]

https://forums.lenovo.com/t5/ThinkPad-X-Series-Laptops/BIOS-BUG-X1C7-quot-Configuration-changed-restart-system-quot-loop-after-enrolled-my-own-secureboot-key/m-p/4607484

the forum post dumbass

when it was actually reported

[thick meadow]

My schools got like iPad Pro m1 running ios 15

[ornate latch]

yeah, but they said

as of August 2021

[copper tendon]

oh

[ornate latch]

implying the issue was still there

in 2021

[thick meadow]

Ts so peak

[half compass]

mfw replies

[copper tendon]

i mean thats still like 4 years ago

[half compass]

you expect gods company lenovo to actually do something about it

[copper tendon]

if it hasnt been fixed by now, good luck

[half compass]

and update their shitty firmware

[copper tendon]

that should have been fixed in like a matter of months MAX

if lenovo actually took that as a serious complaint

[thick meadow]

An m1 iPad which is jailbreakable and has virtualisation support

[copper tendon]

true

[half compass]

i would try to intentionally brick my thinkpad and send it in for warranty

but i think it expired

[copper tendon]

something like that should be covered even without warranty

thats lenovo's error

not user error

[half compass]

thats what warranty is

manufacturer issues

[copper tendon]

no

warranty is user error

if i drop my laptop and break it and i have a warranty on it the company should replace it

[half compass]

.

that is literally false

that is not covered

under standard warranty

[copper tendon]

ok so by that logic after your 1 year warranty is up lenovo can remotely brick your laptop and deny you a replacement

[half compass]

yeah

[ornate latch]

basically, yeah

[half compass]

exactly

[ornate latch]

you buy your laptop knowing when the warranty is gonna end

[copper tendon]

or by that logic apple can deny me service for a butterfly keyboard replacement after my warranty expires

except that wasn't the fucking case

[half compass]

yeah because they actually offered free repairs

out of their errors

[copper pelican]

no the case was aluminum

[half compass]

manufacturers arent forced to do that

[crisp saffron]

well no that is illegal

[copper tendon]

no, it was because they were fucking sued

and they got class actioned

apple didnt do that willingly

[half compass]

nobody is going to sue lenovo for faulty bios

[copper tendon]

you could

[half compass]

yeah but its not happening

[copper tendon]

if you had enough people you could have a class action

[ornate latch]

it's a waste of time and money

you're gonna waste more money on the lawsuit than buying a new laptop

it's just not worth it

[velvet zenith]

the issue is using linux

[half compass]

Ok

nocturne bricked my spotify Thang

[velvet zenith]

Haha

[ornate latch]

Did it spit on it

[half compass]

Yes

[velvet zenith]

Its actually really difficult to brick it

[half compass]

it hawk tuahed it

[ornate latch]

Liar

[half compass]

Ok nocturne did it

[ornate latch]

I used it and it exploded my car

[half compass]

Its dead

it exploded

while i was driving

[thick tapir]

spotify still supporting bmw integration is wild to me

[velvet zenith]

The only way u could actually brick it is to wipe the 2 emergency uboot partitions on the device

[half compass]

i caused a fatal accident

because of nocturne

[velvet zenith]

And then wipe the whole emmc

[half compass]

i killed 4 people

2 of which were children

Your fault

[thick tapir]

like genuinely wild i can plug my phone into a 12 yr old car and all the integration still works fine

[copper tendon]

is buying an intel 2019 macbook pro worth it

[ornate latch]

@half compass https://forums.lenovo.com/t5/ThinkPad-T400-T500-and-newer-T-series-Laptops/Own-secure-boot-keys-on-T14/m-p/5069436?page=2#5646514

apparently this is the slop you have to do

to use secure boot

[untold helm]

Just don’t be secure

[clever bone]

No

[untold helm]

Unless you can get it for cheap, no

[copper tendon]

how cheap is cheap

[untold helm]

Go for apple silicon

[low mortar]

https://girlcockx.com/literallyme_0/status/2000074004661674256?s=46 @crimson fjord

Harry (@literallyme_0)

POV: Everyone's got a MacBook, and you bring a gaming laptop 😂..

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[half compass]

i cant do this

at all

it just freezes

when i try to go into key management

literally freezes

i have to force reboot

[untold helm]

Cheaper than a m1 air

[ornate latch]

and you can't even disable secure boot?

[half compass]

i can i never actually got bricked

but for some reason i couldnt boot off of my nvme at all

until reinstalling fully

[ornate latch]

lmfao

does it work now then

[half compass]

then after unplugging my cmos battery and trying to clear all keys

i got some really cryptic errors telling me everything is read only

then after rebooting i managed to do it god knows how

[ornate latch]

this is what you get for using Arch Linux

[half compass]

i just reset everything to the default keys and disabled secure boot entirely

because i dont feel like bricking my shit

with no warranty

[winter meadow]

lol

[half compass]

my uki setup was all valid though

i regenerated it

still refused to boot

i had to fully wipe the whole partition table

[ornate latch]

I mean, secure boot is kinda useless for Linux

it's mostly useful for Windows only

[half compass]

But the evil maid is going to kill my computer

[ornate latch]

Good

[half compass]

and use the nsa backdoor

[ornate latch]

I only use secure boot because yes

I use it for no reason at all

idk why I even have it

but now I'm too lazy to disable it

[half compass]

also the uefi lenovo password thing is complete goyslop

[gusty valley]

how do i jailbreak my iphone x

[half compass]

i got the same issue where i couldnt boot off the nvme

[untold helm]

Move to #jailbreak

[fossil citrus]

anyone know the file path for where photos are stored

[thick tapir]

wtf

[versed sun]

I just notice I’ve been running some of my games in 1440p instead of 1080p without noticing until now

[thick tapir]

good job amazon.com

[untold helm]

DCIM

[fossil citrus]

nothing is in /var/mobile/Media

should i restart

[half compass]

god damn it why do nsa documents have to use black text on a white background

please dear god start using white text on a black background

[ornate latch]

why the fuck are you reading NSA documents in the first place

[half compass]

https://media.defense.gov/2020/Sep/15/2002497594/-1/-1/0/CTR-UEFI-Secure-Boot-Customization-UOO168873-20.PDF

[ornate latch]

oh

[half compass]

this is why

[ornate latch]

lmao

[jaunty garnet]

gambling

[thick tapir]

i love gambling

[indigo bough]

holy peak

just chargeback till u get it

method

[ornate latch]

@half compass why can't I remove this notification

this is so annoying

[indigo bough]

erm

[fossil citrus]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4NtKAqrzSG/?hl=en

[fervent dove]

I hate instagram but here you go

[fossil citrus]

its a concept

[half compass]

same for me

fr

and the form doesn't actually work properly

[ornate latch]

I sent a request for it to delete the org

[half compass]

yea fr

based

let me try to get into the key management menu

God bless the holy thinkpad

[ornate latch]

Glory to github

I deleted the org

[half compass]

Still frozen to shit

[untold helm]

Twinkpad

[half compass]

time to try get secure boot working yet again

[coarse wedge]

never had storage to update 😔

[jaunty garnet]

@clever bone from GitHub support?

[ornate latch]

I guess bro

Mit got him a job at github bruh

[copper pelican]

release the freddy files

toy bonnie was on freddy island

[untold helm]

Release the jailbreak files

[hard comet]

which ones

[nocturne tree]

Checkra2n

[thick tapir]

@zinc blaze

[wicked surge]

are they tryingto sell you something?

[thick tapir]

no

[fossil citrus]

I’m gonna crash out

[thick tapir]

they just sent a friend request for no reason

[low mortar]

Otterick!

[fossil citrus]

why won’t the dcim file appear

[wicked surge]

nervousdoggo

[wicked surge]

trying to get with you lol

[fossil citrus]

i went to /var/mobile/Media and nothing is there

[wicked surge]

hi princess

[fossil citrus]

i have 2 photos in the photos app

[wicked surge]

OtterHappy

[fossil citrus]

there is nothing in the media folder

[wicked surge]

amy is my fav person here

[low mortar]

Based

[fossil citrus]

and two people have ghosted me when trying to help

[proven moss]

https://youtu.be/XRFfvfM3bfk?si=r5o0S4enTAxEZFAF

[low mortar]

Hey I found out my uni project is doomed to fail

Like I’m basically fucked

[proven moss]

The problem with this mod is not the mod itself but the game, see it wasn't designed with realism in mind

[gloomy salmon]

Is 26.1 unsigned ?!?

[wicked surge]

what is the project?

[low mortar]

I already had so many reasons to drop out

And I got told a few hours ago that my project isn’t viable

Or it’s viable but it’s bad essentially

[rich dune]

Why?😭

[wicked surge]

deleted this

[low mortar]

Because it has no application

It’s not relevant to anything

[wicked surge]

but what is it

the project

[low mortar]

Its a scientific test but the results would be meaningless

[low mortar]

Robot soccer

[wicked surge]

sounds weird

[low mortar]

But the target audience has disbanded and it’s reached a research deadend. Additionally I can’t test against the state of the art because I don’t have the funds to do so, so I can only compare against my own strategies which don’t make it all too applicable

It’s basically a useless project

So I can’t get any marks for it being a good idea or for it contextually relevant which automatically caps me at 70%

[wicked surge]

oh boy

[low mortar]

So I then have to do everything else perfectly to score above 40% and still pass

[copper tendon]

amy what year are you

[low mortar]

At this point I just want to pass, I’m still waiting for a brain scan to check there’s nothing growing in my skull that shouldn’t be growing in my school

[low mortar]

Final year of undergrad

[copper tendon]

[wicked surge]

@low mortar what docker container do you use the most?

[low mortar]

alpine:latest

[wicked surge]

i love immich

[low mortar]

Why is that surprising

[copper tendon]

idk

[low mortar]

I finished last year with a first and I had high hopes for this year

And then just got completely shafted over by health

[compact cobalt]

ngl

I think there should be a mandatory IQ test before being allowed to play Halo

My teammates are genuine mental midgets

[gloomy oak]

If you had no money on the card, you could just keep flipping it when it declines then you’ll get it for free at some point

🥹

[magic vine]

https://www.roblox.com/share?code=9d0a51cd4ac2fe43bb49a24ad4290458&type=Server join to grind\

[copper tendon]

just joined

[drifting sigil]

ngl the new discord channel icon just looks like a piano

with a giant lock in the middle

what is the comb in the back supposed to represent

[gloomy oak]

sean didy combs

[drifting sigil]

damn the server owners got them connections fr?

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-adams-rubbing-hands-together-spice-adams-vyd3n-meme-man-behind-tree-meme-gif-2569343513927502347

very bizzare icon tho

i had to double check this was the jailbreak server and not some piano/music related server

[untold helm]

What is jailbreak

[drifting sigil]

lmao

[winter meadow]

HAHAHAHA 😭

[gloomy oak]

Its a fortnite game

[winter meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387558145714557092/1448324392529694780/togif.gif

[split nimbus]

<@&355145545242902548>

[gloomy oak]

old mate

[winter meadow]

youre right i cant send it now

[gloomy oak]

huh

i said that’s old mate that’s who he is

[winter meadow]

dont understand what it is 5

[valid pawn]

Can i et explanation on what is the new server icon

?

[split nimbus]

HANUKA

[valid pawn]

What is that

[low mortar]

The falling thing is a side effect of my meds and it’s so awful

I get it most nights

It’s horrific

It’s been like a month or so and im still not used to it

[untold helm]

Jew holiday

[valid pawn]

Is it like jewish rizzmas or sum

[valid pawn]

Basically jewish christmass

Jewsmas?

I hope it doesnt sound offensive

[split nimbus]

this is a bannable offense

🥀

[valid pawn]

💔

I cant make up a word that suits

Jew plus christmas

[hard comet]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-no-banned-and-you-are-explode-gif-16047504

[split nimbus]

Christjew

[valid pawn]

Doesnt sound right

What about uhhh

Israelmas

[untold helm]

Jolly Aaron

[gilded nacelle]

are these good purchases chat?