Splatoon 3

[fallow marten]

mundy wanna do 3v3s

[zinc rivet]

bring it

[humble linden]

Is anyone down to do a "scrim" 30 minutes before the tourney starts to get some more practice in?

@sinful dirge would you be down to play?

[tame summit]

I'd like to, but don't know if I can make that because of dinner. So a maybe/back up from me

[azure granite]

I’ll join if you’re doing them

[zinc rivet]

sure

lord knows i could use some practise

[fallow marten]

Yes please

Would we need our full tesm to be there tho?

[fresh marsh]

🗿

[mint sorrel]

Oh hell yeah

Im excited ngl

[azure granite]

Same

I’ll be in VC in a sec

[humble linden]

This will be your fate

[fresh marsh]

Sheeeez

[humble linden]

@sinful dirge against AGATE in SendouQ lol

[sinful dirge]

lol

nice one

[fickle quest]

The zooka moment

[humble linden]

Real

[fresh marsh]

Is this gonna be streamed?

[tawny heart]

i wanna watch

[fresh marsh]

GALTICAL splat tims is such a good name

[fallow marten]

so is the boxy booers

):<

[toxic oracle]

Galactical Splat Tims

[mint sorrel]

Ggs

[fresh marsh]

Sorry courageous toads, me using bathroom

I’m back 😎

[mint sorrel]

Yhat was fun

Will there be more tournaments?

[fresh marsh]

YEAHHHH

Undercover for the win (jk is suck)

[fresh marsh]

@signal estuary is it just one more win for us?

[signal estuary]

yes

[signal estuary]

probably not

[mint sorrel]

Dam

[zinc rivet]

not as long as he doesnt give me mod

[fresh marsh]

Spare me pls blaster

[azure granite]

Time to buy myself an amiibo and feel like I won

[fresh marsh]

Hahah

You did good

[azure granite]

Thanks, you too 😎

[true abyss]

Don't think I seen a case in a splatoon tournament where the registration period and hosting of the tourney is on the same day, but I found one

[true abyss]

I couldn't agree more with that.
Same goes for my upcoming shiny mew in pokemon go

I only got 4KM to go, and I've already done 147 for the research

Thank god for transport

Don't know what the ice cube emoji represents.

[zinc rivet]

New special seems extremely annoying

I love having my senses I rely on to play the game effectively being impeded upon

[azure granite]

I have no idea either

[azure granite]

Damm, that’s a lot. Good luck with your research

[azure granite]

I’m still miffed that team hugs won, all because of shiver

But Frye won in Japan apparently

[tame summit]

I wish team hug won

But yeah it's good to see Frye take a win, in the country that seems to favour her the least!

I actually kept playing the splatfest until 1 am, right after the tournament last night. I had to make it till ruler haha

[zinc rivet]

Priorities mate

Check them

[azure granite]

Why? What’s your position on hugs?

[zinc rivet]

Who the fuck greets someone by hugging them

That is the corniest shit ever

I don't do any of these tbh

But at least handshake and fist bump make sense

[wispy ivy]

Seems like someone has no loved ones 🤷‍♂️ (it's u)

[azure granite]

Lol

Fist bumps are ALWAYS my go to

[zinc rivet]

No-one deserves my love

[tame summit]

I knew I was free the day after, and it was a really fun time with friends, to top off an already amazing weekend. I don't know if you're just feeling like being negative, but I'm enjoying my weekend a lot :3

[tame summit]

I absolutely love them! I usually greet my friends that way, and when I say goodbye to them again. Not only that, but handshakes are also only just formalities for me, and fist bumps are kind of a meme to me that I've rarely done myself

[azure granite]

No, you’re annoying 😅 JK (I’m not serious)

[azure granite]

That makes sense

[tame summit]

Also besides just the greeting, hugs are comfy and make me feel safe. This was genuinely the easiest splatfest team choice in a long time

[zinc rivet]

easy loss you mean

[azure granite]

No, they can like hugs

Just not everyone can like losing agents that team

[tame summit]

Are you just having a bad day yourself, or what's wrong with you 😂

[azure granite]

Don’t worry about him, he’s usually like that to everyone

He likes to annoy people 😅🤷‍♂️

[tame summit]

Uuh okay noted

[fallow marten]

hi mundy

[zinc rivet]

hi pratato

[untold quail]

Splatoon 3

[fallow marten]

hi stacie

[zinc rivet]

hi stacie

[untold quail]

hi gamers

[azure granite]

Hi gaming gamers

[fallow marten]

hi L I Q U I D S O D A3 4

[fresh marsh]

Hello

[fallow marten]

hi spaceplan

[tame summit]

Hi inklings and octolings

[zinc rivet]

why is that name their favourite template

[tame summit]

Veronica the social media manager

[fallow marten]

cool juice more like piss

[dusty mountain]

nuh uh

[fallow marten]

yeah huh

[dusty mountain]

erm i believe you meant yuh uh

and you're still wrong it is NOT piss

[fallow marten]

i would know yes it is

i tried some and it tasted EXACTLY like thijmen's piss

[azure granite]

Ew

[zinc rivet]

i believe him

[dusty mountain]

Wasnt real cool juice then

[fallow marten]

i mean i never said it tasted bad tho

😋

😫

[zinc rivet]

[long cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/sexy-pose-spider-man-pose-gif-13250113

[fallow marten]

hi knight light

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1158417458043035742/1173333348257636452/kana-arima.gif?ex=656392d5&is=65511dd5&hm=a90a5945436342000c95ed5721dce137354c558f5f1925cb18454d4eca07492b&

[signal estuary]

How do you know what my piss tastes like

[zinc rivet]

oh look he has the piss colour now

how fitting

[signal estuary]

Atleast I have a colour

Unlike someone else here

[zinc rivet]

i have all colours

you have only 1

how sad

[signal estuary]

You look so boringly white

[zinc rivet]

i dont need to show off with personal colours like you

[zinc rivet]

see i had a good one

but i think it violates at least 3 rules

[azure granite]

Stop drinking piss 😆

[dusty mountain]

Where’s my hello

[fallow marten]

Hi thijmen

[fallow marten]

No

We all agree piss tastes better than disani right

[signal estuary]

What was disani again

[cobalt lark]

Poison from coca-cola

[azure granite]

Piss is alway gross

Eww

[zinc rivet]

i believe anything sold on american store shelves is poison to some extend

[uncut shell]

Wadder

[azure granite]

True hahah

[fickle quest]

This is a tragedy

[zinc rivet]

its a brush

[tame summit]

With tenta missiles :3

[zinc rivet]

its not fair

where are my missle dualies

[tame summit]

Good old days

[zinc rivet]

i miss splatoon 2

never thought id say that

goes to show how much they dropped the ball this time around

[azure granite]

What da hell is even that

[tame summit]

I somewhat agree there

[azure granite]

Yea but then again, waiting in lobby would take for ages in splat 2

[zinc rivet]

yeah cus its dead

in 3 you wait for three minutes then get a connection error

[tame summit]

I play more splat 1 than 3 atm. I'll be used to that lmao

[zinc rivet]

much better indeed

[tame summit]

Ouch but true

[zinc rivet]

also the 2 lobby doesnt lag every time you enter it

[azure granite]

You know that Nintendo don’t even care about splat 1 no more, they don’t even monitor the servers anymore

[azure granite]

True AND there no error where someone leaves and you now have a team of 3

[tame summit]

They do monitor it, which is why it was taken offline for half a year. But yeah they don't care a lot more about it beyond security and the occasional hacker

[zinc rivet]

splatoon peaked at octo expansion

[azure granite]

Back in the day, a lot of hackers used to raid it and make it super unfair for anyone to play it

[tame summit]

I do love splat 1 for rarely having DCs, even less so than 2

[tame summit]

YEAH THAT WAS SO GOOD OMG

[humble linden]

it is gonna peak at the new dlc again

[zinc rivet]

it better

weve been waiting too long already

[humble linden]

because the multiplayer in 3 is def. better

[azure granite]

I hope it does

[zinc rivet]

its the same

[tame summit]

Also love splat 3 story, but octo expansion was exceptional. Best 20 euros I've spent on gaming

[azure granite]

This

[zinc rivet]

its the exact same only on shittier maps

i dont know what you people are on about

[azure granite]

Actually, there’s new maps and new weapon subs coming out, so that’ll be cool

[zinc rivet]

more mid

[tame summit]

I like the fluidity of gameplay much more in 3. It's harder to go back to 1 and 2 for that reason, but the maps sure are worse yeah

[zinc rivet]

theyve gone creatively bankrupt after launch

all the new subs and specials are annoying tbh

markers and obscuring vision

fun

[tame summit]

I also feel like the newer maps are becoming a bit better again, but they're still aiming for a style we don't really like

[zinc rivet]

that style being their best reinactment of cp dustbowl

[tame summit]

What's that?

[zinc rivet]

chokepoint the map

[tame summit]

O h

Yeah

No I agree there

There's some little annoyances that I don't mind too much, but the maps are the main problem

For me anyway

[zinc rivet]

at least dustbowl gets a pass in being flawed cus its 16 years old

[azure granite]

This is a meme but it’s relevant:

https://vxtwitter.com/stripesafter/status/1726687382345539772?s=46&t=I4ILiHJeGOHIvZb5NcaY3g

[zinc rivet]

also what is their issue with burst bombs

they practically removed those apart from like 2 weapons

[tame summit]

I had to Google what dust bowl is. I guess I don't know American history too well

[azure granite]

I don’t like burst bombs in my opinion, they’re annoying. Suction bombs were better

[tame summit]

Y e s

[zinc rivet]

shut up

[tame summit]

I want em back

[azure granite]

But they are annoying I think

[zinc rivet]

im stuck with suction bombs on my dualies

[tame summit]

Don't shut up, but I usually don't like suction bombs

[zinc rivet]

i am constantly out of ink

constantly need to wait to gain more

my playstyle is nerfed beyond belief cus they take ages to go off

[tame summit]

Literally the reason I barely played dualies in this game at all. Used to be one of my mains

[azure granite]

Oh yea, no one uses curling bombs anymore, I’ve seen that in a lot of matches

[tame summit]

I'll take those new curling bombs over suction bombs at least tbh

[zinc rivet]

rollers that think theyre slick my ninjasquidding in the trail do

a trick anyone knows and is so obvious yet they keep trying

[azure granite]

Ninja squid is actually really good I agree

[zinc rivet]

i had to dedicate my entire loadout to mediating the cost of those damn suction bobms otherwise i spent half the bloody game recharging ink

fun gameplay

[tame summit]

I do miss them at times tbf

[azure granite]

Sneaking up behind opponents then killing them

[zinc rivet]

i use ninja squid

i used to be a menace in 2 when a burst bomb and roll hitting meant the enemy got deleted before they could react

now i throw a bomb roll fire two shots and run out of ink and die

then 40 minutes later the bomb explodes

[azure granite]

Yea, it’s a big cost to it

[zinc rivet]

suction bombs are for a slower playstyle not the most agile class in the game

[azure granite]

Wait, do you do dodge rolls? I don’t get them, it’s hard mechanic to master in battle

[zinc rivet]

i do not know what they were thinking

the new mechanic i never use since i can dodge while rolling and shoot at the same time anyway

but i roll constantly

any time i engage in a fight

[azure granite]

Yea, I’ve seen people like that a lot, they’re agile so you miss when you try to hit on target

[zinc rivet]

also crabtank is such a backliner special and they gave it to the fucking close range frontliner

so any time i wanna use it i need to move to the back and get a vantage point ruining my momentum

its good to bully snipers and heavies

or it would be if they didnt counter it completely

they just absolutely massacred my poor main

[tame summit]

I was also just really bad with crab for a while. Another reason I avoided it

[zinc rivet]

its a fine special just not for this class

tentas were so much better my god i miss them

[tame summit]

Yeah

[zinc rivet]

you got fucking wall hacks and could pick a lone target that way

but theyre never adding it again cus they rather nerf everything than letting us all have fun

[tame summit]

Tenta missiles have been pretty annoying as well in late splat 2 and splat 3, it needed a bit of a nerf. But I guess they've been clueless what to do since then, as they haven't been brought back till now. I think now it's good as it is

[zinc rivet]

if they add a dualies reskin with tentas and anything other than a suction bomb then i found my new main

id never look at my 5 star stocks that i have used in every single match since day one

[tame summit]

Just a different bomb by itself already helps me a lot

But I gotta say, the new kits from the upcoming season may also be my favourite ones in a while in general

[zinc rivet]

too bad its all on dumb weapons

[tame summit]

Nah man, the main weapons are a good part of why I'm excited for this batch of new kits

Pain brush with tenta missiles is gonna be hilarious

New dualies finally

Squeezer is a funny little dude

[zinc rivet]

ive never seen anyone use those brushes

[tame summit]

I sure have

I like to use it sometimes, and 2 other friends of mine partly main it

[zinc rivet]

where do you see new dualies

[tame summit]

Not to forget about the new undercover brella with torpedos. A great way to be a little shit in splat 2

[tame summit]

In the trailer. We're almost certain it will have curling bomb and ink yet, just like splat 2

[zinc rivet]

emperry

[tame summit]

Yes

I was trying to search back in a chat where we analysed the trailer. I can't find the stuff about specials, but these were the weapons with likely or confirmed sub weapons from the trailer

That was before the official account started to reveal even more kits beyond these. And some still aren't officially announced, like the dualies

[zinc rivet]

hmm

[azure granite]

I like the wall idea “I’M GONNA BUILD A WALL!!”

[zinc rivet]

i bet its either barely effective or real annoying

[azure granite]

Either one of them

[tame summit]

The next splatoon concert will be 40 minutes long, and the time of day is now also confirmed‼️

[zinc rivet]

[azure granite]

That’s a whole other year

Where’s this at?

Who’s “Surimi Rengo”?

[zinc rivet]

no clue

[azure granite]

Oh, it’s deep cut but in Japanese

[tame summit]

It's just in 2 months, not that long. Nintendo Live Tokyo is that weekend

Also where the splatoon world championship will be held, I'm so excited for that weekend

[azure granite]

Oh, you’re actually going?

I couldn’t cause tickets are expensive only trip alone

[tame summit]

No I wish haha. I'm just excited to watch it all online

If it ever comes to Europe then I'm definitely going

[azure granite]

If it’s free, I’m more likely to watch it all. Someone will definitely stream it

[tame summit]

Oh yeah Nintendo will officially live stream it all

Individual streams from the concert aren't allowed

For the different national championship finals in Europe, a phone stream often had to be enough. I was at the actual European championship in person at least :)

[zinc rivet]

but they arent real

[azure granite]

no shit they arn't but we can all believe they are

[tame summit]

A correct statement, that doesn't contain a problem

Tournament players are even real. Was fun to meet some of them in Germany

[zinc rivet]

does anyone know the maps in rotation btw

[azure granite]

no idea

it swaps around every other hr

[zinc rivet]

we dont have one of those bots here do we

[azure granite]

no, unforncheese

[tame summit]

NSO app is useful

[dusty mountain]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6y6c5ky8TcM&si=DZyocFUJgCsQODZD

New music

[tame summit]

Oooooo

I love chirpy chips, I'll check that after work

[zinc rivet]

why is everyone trowing a tantrum over that new bow

if you dont like it just dont use it bruh

[azure granite]

Simple

Tho tbh I don’t like it cause sniping is hard

[zinc rivet]

theyre adding a scope blaster with burst and booyah

im going to rant again

[dusty mountain]

Sblast burst booyah is crazy

Next Naut and Squiffer better have cool kits as well

[zinc rivet]

But no dualies

In sending them a pipe bomb

[dusty mountain]

What abt the enperry ?

Or whatever its called

[zinc rivet]

Curling inkjet

Mid!!!

[mint sorrel]

Everyone we won

S blast got booyah bomb

[azure granite]

Nice!!

[zinc rivet]

terrible day for anyone that isnt an annoying blaster main

[azure granite]

Not me, I haven’t gotten used it it yet

[tame summit]

Nah I don't use blasters that often, but this might get me to use them more

[zinc rivet]

traitor

[tame summit]

I play every weapon until it has 2 stars freshness, even the ones I don't like. Blasters aren't my favourites, but they're fun occasionally, especially with that kit

At least it's not a rapid, I hate those

[eternal umbra]

Also has burst bomb. It's a blaster that can paint for itself.

[zinc rivet]

its bullshit

[eternal umbra]

It is definitely going to be rather meta relevent.

[fallow marten]

yo anyone down for amongus

[fresh marsh]

Maybe

[tame summit]

I suck so bad at that game, and it makes me nervous 😂

[dusty mountain]

https://x.com/splatoonjp/status/1729424896378425516?s=12

Fuck this

New special

[zinc rivet]

[zinc rivet]

Wtf are they smoking

[tame summit]

I first thought it was some new kinda booyah bomb. But then I saw it in action in a video, and it took me a bit to realise, SPLASHDOWN IS BACK?

And it's on the new enperry dualies and blaster

[zinc rivet]

What

Why didn't they just add splashdown

Its in the game in story mode

[tame summit]

This one is much more powerful

It's kind of a triple splashdown. And something I didn't notice, but a friend pointed out to me. Even if you cancel the person doing it, they will die, but their ghost still finishes the move

https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1729425145083969857?s=19
Yeah I think I kinda see it at 0:43. Also here's the full video of the wacky thing in action

[zinc rivet]

How is that not busted

[tame summit]

We'll find out in just a few days

[wispy ivy]

They're cooking and I'm patiently waiting to try it out

I like the new dualies

Do I miss inkjet yes but still I was a splashdown dick rider in splatoon 2

[tame summit]

I'm so curious to just try it

[dusty mountain]

Bro I thought I was the only one who loved the concept of splashdown 😭😭

Got demolished when I tried to use it tho

Every single time it’s kinda sad

[azure granite]

I’m so glad they’re bringing it back but better

[zinc rivet]

It already was the best special

Especially on rollers and shit

Also the fact you could jump and nuke enemies so the can't camp your landsite

What's the sub on those dualies

[dusty mountain]

Curling

[azure granite]

It was good in splat 2 and it wasn’t around in splat 3, was more like that sideways shark thing you ride that was the replacement of that

[zinc rivet]

fuck the shark

[cobalt lark]

I'd rather not

[zinc rivet]

i wasnt asking

do it

[cobalt lark]

Do it yourself if you're that excited about it

[zinc rivet]

nuh uh

[cobalt lark]

Yuh uh

[zinc rivet]

nuh uh

[wispy ivy]

Absolutely not I loved it

Inkbrush with splashdown was so silly

[zinc rivet]

my 'friend' stopped playing after a month or two bc she wanted weapons with splash

[dusty mountain]

Like father like son frfr

[mint sorrel]

I love tri splashdown

[zinc rivet]

is it how longer you charge how farther your clones go

[azure granite]

In splat 2, I loved doing that cause whoever I jumped to, it’s Insta kill for them hahah, I loved it

Tho I’m not even sure if it was a thing you can cancel like if someone killed you before doing it

[dusty mountain]

you can still cancel Splashdown 2.0

but the fists will still explode if you don't shoot them

[azure granite]

No I mean in splat 2

[dusty mountain]

splashdown in 2 is unfortunately bad if your opponents can aim

look up for 2 sec, shoot and boom no more Splashdown

[zinc rivet]

they had armour on windup

[dusty mountain]

nuh uh

[mint sorrel]

Same

[vestal beacon]

Why do we need more specials

[zinc rivet]

quantity over quality

[broken dome]

because the ones we have aren't balanced at all lmao

[vestal beacon]

I think the game needs better balancing before more new shit gets added

Like making dynamo usable

I stg if dynamo goes another update without massive buffs/adjustments

[rancid harness]

Reefslifnder 😨

[broken dome]

BASED TAKE

[vestal beacon]

I hate coroika and especially rider coroika, I like dynamo because it's a fun weapon and my first true "main" from back in splatoon 1

[eternal umbra]

WE GOT NOTES!

https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3

Personally, W patch for me.

[broken dome]

I'm crying

But understandable, the Fandom is pretty weird and the manga is... not for everyone so...

[fallow marten]

common rider L

or smthing

[broken dome]

Bruh

[dusty mountain]

https://x.com/splatoonjp/status/1729787282176229429?s=46

Frosty Fest yippee woohoo

[zinc rivet]

What is it

Best thing about the holidays: gifts food or family

Food btw

[wispy ivy]

AND SPLATOON RAAAAAHHHHHHH

[zinc rivet]

Nuh uh

Splatoon fell off!!!

[tame summit]

Frosty fest was so fun last time, it's gonna be so prettyyy

[zinc rivet]

I dont think i played it last time

[azure granite]

I probably missed out on frosty fest last time cause I didn’t know it was on

[zinc rivet]

I dont think i played it last time

[dusty mountain]

let's play then!

just like the Fortnite Eminem concert we're gonna attend!

[zinc rivet]

Totally

Wait why is the new special a babybottle that causes blindness

Is it a metaphor for how vaccines mutilate our children??

[tawny heart]

It’s the guy from fortnite

[azure granite]

Better question you should ask is why are they using regular pencils as sniper guns and multi-ball point pens are machine guns??

It’s supposed to be how they take objects and creations from when the humans died out and the squids evolved to take their place being squid kids

There’s a whole lore about it

[zinc rivet]

thats what they want you to think

[dusty mountain]

mhm

[azure granite]

But it’s what the lore says, so it’s facts

[fresh marsh]

Wow

[crude yoke]

So that’s why my children are mutilated 🤪

[zinc rivet]

something terrible happened

i enjoy the added weapons

[mint sorrel]

What weapons do you like

[tawny heart]

i did not know you could be positive

good job

[azure granite]

It’s great to see Mr.Mundy be so positive for a change

[rancid harness]

Redemption arc ☺️😊😊😁

[azure granite]

lol so true

[dusty mountain]

Enperry arc

Splashdown is so funny I love it

[azure granite]

What’s everyone’s chosen splat team for the splat fest?

[zinc rivet]

?

[fallow marten]

russia

[azure granite]

That’s not a real thing to pick from

[dusty mountain]

Eminem Fortnite

[azure granite]

No 😆

[eternal umbra]

I do have him.

[dusty mountain]

I wish I did

[tame summit]

Big if true

I'll give the new weapons a try in the coming days, I'm curious

[tame summit]

I didn't think the teams were known already? Just the outfits

[azure granite]

Ahh I see, I hope they have any good ones then

[tame summit]

Yeah!

[crude yoke]

Idk I feel like Chad might make a comeback this season

[rancid harness]

You might be thinking of Zambia actually

[humble linden]

are you ready for the scrim today?

we are playing against you guys

[azure granite]

@zinc rivet do you want to team up for the big run?

[zinc rivet]

Im having dinner give me like 15 minutes

Do i have you added btw

[azure granite]

No I don’t think

I’ll DM you it

[zinc rivet]

Alright

[azure granite]

DM me when you’re ready

[true abyss]

Anyone want to hop on to a splatoon 3 splat zones tourney going right now?
My team needs a sub, and I'm kinda desperate

[zinc rivet]

any special requirements

[true abyss]

Not really

I'll dm you the group and tourney if your interested

[zinc rivet]

sure

[azure granite]

@zinc rivet would you want to be down to playing more salmon run tomorrow?

[zinc rivet]

ok

[azure granite]

[rancid harness]

Joe gaming 😎😎😎

[azure granite]

Joe gaming

[languid garnet]

This is the highest I’ve ever gotten for a big run

[tame summit]

Looking good!

I got 145 yesterday, I'm pretty content

[azure granite]

@zinc rivet when do you want to play salmon run today?

[zinc rivet]

whwnwvwe

whenever

dont know what happened there

[azure granite]

This happened here 😅

[last vessel]

not me but xd
https://x.com/tedispl/status/1730714704543461884?s=46&t=lv60s0GPnc4FRrRFNtJHHg

[zinc rivet]

big run gaming

[mint sorrel]

Wtf

That splashdown was so powerful it sent him to the shadowrelm

[fallow marten]

yo

wanna big run

[zinc rivet]

sure

[fallow marten]

here ill send inv to the vc im in

[azure granite]

I’ll join soon

I’m coming on

@zinc rivet could you send me an invite

Or @fallow marten could you sent me an invite?

[fallow marten]

ye

[fresh marsh]

Anyone free for big run rn?

[last vessel]

i'm on for big run

[fresh marsh]

To late 😭

[last vessel]

oh well

[sinful dirge]

There was a Splatoon bug, they still calculate the scores with the percentage method and not the actual numbers

according to some dater miners on twitter they seem to working on a fix

[tame summit]

Yeah the devs have stated this in an official statement too

[zinc rivet]

[tame summit]

Nah man, now we might get 2 medals 😂

[azure granite]

Maybe possibly

[zinc rivet]

🤯

[azure granite]

That, I haven’t even checked today what I got. I’d need to do that

[zinc rivet]

bronze

[azure granite]

I got silver

[zinc rivet]

how

[azure granite]

🤷🏽‍♂️

[mint sorrel]

I got gold

[fallow marten]

Unfortunate

[zinc rivet]

Rigged

[azure granite]

How da hell? Yea the points may be rigged or that’s the theory

[zinc rivet]

you were the only one not to reach 135 yet you got a higher price than me

how is that even possible

[azure granite]

Logic 🤷‍♂️

I’m not sure, I feel like it’s their point system that they know how it works

[tame summit]

They accidentally used the old % system

[zinc rivet]

that doesnt explain how he got a better reward with a worse score

[tame summit]

Oh wait, what score and what reward did you both get?

Not everyone got this error, so there could be the problem

[zinc rivet]

i got 143

and bronze

he got like 120 and silver

[tame summit]

Yeah sounds like he didn't get the error, that would be the actual silver. In the old system I heard gold would be around 170 ish, so maybe you're just under silver there

[zinc rivet]

bruh

[tame summit]

Agree

[azure granite]

Unfair scoring system 🤷‍♂️

[tame summit]

They're planning to fix it, no need to worry about it now haha

[zinc rivet]

also after nearly 7 years it happened

the left joycon has drift

[tame summit]

Noooo

At least they still fix it for free

[azure granite]

And the right one will drift and all hell will break lose, the splat lore will crumble 😆

[tame summit]

So about splatoon tournaments 🙃

[fresh marsh]

People these days

[zinc rivet]

L

[fallow marten]

okay which one of you fucks made bomb threats towards nintendo

[zinc rivet]

not me this time

[azure granite]

Nah, not me

[rancid harness]

Splatoon fans after playing ranked 😔

[broken dome]

Splatoon fans on twitter:

[tawny heart]

Woah

It’s gabi

Hi gabi

[broken dome]

Hi

[fallow marten]

hi gabi (thats me)

gabert*

mb

[azure granite]

This is exactly my problem, who’s gonna be up at these unrealistic time doing the challenges? They need to have them like an all day thing rather than set at stupid O’clock times

Like if I’m gonna be playing it, ain’t no way I’m gonna be up at 8am or that by 10am doing this

It’s totally unfair

[dusty mountain]

Sounds like a you problem

Jk teehee

[last vessel]

which one was oh my gush

i completely gave up on trying to do challenges (except rm testfire)

[wispy ivy]

Me frr 🥱

5am gang where u at 🥱

[humble linden]

Yoo gabi

[broken dome]

Yooo

[eternal umbra]

Played Splatoon 1 again. Some of the best experiences I had.

[tame summit]

Let's goo

What level/rank are you? Maybe we can play together some time

Still playing multiple times per week to try and reach that level 50 before it's too late. I'm almost at level 46

[eternal umbra]

Lv30, A-

[tame summit]

Ohh I'm in A+ currently, so we could help each other find matches in ranked some time if you want

I've figured that the best time for matchmaking is before 6 pm CET, or maybe 7 pm when the rotation ends sometimes. Idk if you've noticed anything different over there?

[eternal umbra]

I'm waiting a whole day so I get clothes from Spyke. Also every rotation in Splatoon 1 is every 4 hours.

[tame summit]

Yeah I know, again I've been playing like half the days of every week recently x)

Spike orders can also take a bit, but I don't think that part ever changed

[eternal umbra]

They did. When it's 7PM est the day resets, but for Splatoon 1 you wait the whole day

[tame summit]

Ohhh

Good point, I never realised

That's actually waiting 24 hours?

It's 1 am for me, so I didn't really try that at night

Either way, I'll probably be playing again on Saturday, until around noon ish EST. That's when matchmaking has been the best for me, especially during the weekend

[fresh marsh]

Hmmm

[tame summit]

Exactly

Also I heard that the big run result is fixed, and that you can indeed keep both. Along with a few other fixes

[zinc rivet]

https://fxtwitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1738122453287891385?t=oyqz5MfndvGgTBd0uAUdBQ&s=19

gee i wonder what the introverted splatoon playerbase will pick

[eternal umbra]

So I was wrong. It's just like the other games.

Wait for your time kind of deal. For Est it's 7PM

It was always like the other games, that's my b.

[tame summit]

About 2/3rd of people I talked to are team friends, 1/3rd is team family. I think team solo is gonna be the really small team tbh

[tame summit]

Oh okay, no worries. Still good to know

[languid garnet]

Well going off popularity in splatoon 2 family was actually the more popular team even though they lost

At least that’s overall

[tame summit]

Oh yeah I'm not saying they'll definitely win. This last current splatfest the tiny small team also won. But as for popularity I think it'll definitely be the same, with just a tiny percent on team solo on top of it

[eternal umbra]

And I now have to say 12AM local time for spyke's order to come by. I got this wrong twice.

[azure granite]

Tbh I’m not sure which to choose from, I’m likely gonna go team friends cause my family sometimes drive me crazy 😅

Who here would be on team friends?

[tame summit]

Team friends here for sure

I'll be over at a friend who normally doesn't play games, for a secret santa. So gotta see when I can actually play

[azure granite]

Fair fairs

[dusty mountain]

Bros a whole day late 😭😭

[azure granite]

I saw the jap one before and had to translate it

[tame summit]

Gotta keep those Nintendo of Europe notifications on (:

Nah it's good to see it again, I'm excited

[fresh marsh]

Same

[azure granite]

I don’t have Twitter 😞

So I wouldn’t know

I’m just using a splatoon server to see posts

Since it’s sent there too

[tame summit]

Ohh I see

[last vessel]

put this in the history books

they switched the month and day numbers

before it was mm/dd

here it's dd/mm

[tame summit]

Europe always uses days before months :)

[last vessel]

i did not see nintendo of europe

and

you learn something new every day

thanks :)

[tame summit]

No problem!

[cyan compass]

Eventually this is going to be my QR meme build. Just because it'll be a meme outfit doesn't mean it can't be stylish. =P

[tame summit]

Best combo

[zinc rivet]

solo teams tend to be small yeah

[tame summit]

Can't deny that one lmao

[azure granite]

Whos going on what team for the splat fest?

[tame summit]

Frieeends

[azure granite]

Yas!

[strong geode]

Alone

[azure granite]

There’s “solo” if thats what you mean?

[strong geode]

Yeah, that's what I meant.

[waxen stream]

Team friends probably

[cobalt lark]

you're welcome

you can use it for a profile picture or whatever

[azure granite]

Yea, I’ll join 😄

[cyan compass]

Think I finally found a build I want to use and edit for Enperry Splat Dualies. ^-^

[tame summit]

Ohh what's it gonna be?

It's like the last new weapon I haven't touched at all yet

[cyan compass]

This one. Thinking of swapping out 2 subs of special charge with 1 sub of special saver and 1 sub of swim speed. =P

[tame summit]

Oh yeah that's good stuff

[cyan compass]

Was also thinking of changing Comeback for LDE, given I don't like Comeback that much.

[plain plover]

HEY

WHAT DID I DO???

[tame summit]

Is LDE last ditch resort? That's fair though

[tame summit]

Why don't you do more and for longer at respawn time 😔

[cyan compass]

Not you! XD

[plain plover]

LMAO

[cyan compass]

Yep. =P

[tame summit]

Oh wait it was called last ditch effort, I forgot

[cyan compass]

That's ok, it happens. =P

Heard that Comeback is a lot stronger on Enperries than LDE, so thinking of keeping it in the build if that's the case. =P

[wooden hare]

Came up with an idea for a story mode in a theoretical Splatoon 4

[azure granite]

This would make for a really fun gameplay

[waxen stream]

What team is everyone for frosty fest?!

I'm team family

[tame summit]

Friends!

[dusty mountain]

Family

[waxen stream]

tbh im only team family because all my friends chose it

[last vessel]

that's ironic

[eternal umbra]

FAMILY! Because I do spend time with family on holidays.

[tame summit]

Have a good splatfest everyone!

[waxen stream]

tbh im not really enjoying this splatfest

i wanna hit x rank not play turf

[azure granite]

Is everyone here team “family”?

[strong geode]

No

I'm alone

[azure granite]

I’m on team friends

[strong geode]

I see

[azure granite]

I’m gonna bet that shiver wins again cause the fans love her

[eternal umbra]

Nah. I think Family is gonna win. Because majority of people spend time with their families. For me, I'm thinking on a logical standpoint on how the splatfest will end.

[tawny heart]

agreed

[strong geode]

Nah, solo sweep

[tame summit]

Family will probably win the popularity vote. Not sure about winning overall though

[tame summit]

I'm team friends as well

[waxen stream]

I wanted to go team friends but all my friends went for family so I went family to play with my friends

[gritty stream]

Team friends for the W (Im friends btw)

[azure granite]

Yay, we can team up 😄

[tame summit]

All the friendos :D

I'm not sure if I'll have time to play more tonight, as I'm doing something tonight with a group (or I'll play with them if we do play). But maybe tomorrow here!

[strong geode]

Yes

The JP prompt is different.

[azure granite]

Ok but they shouldn’t of let this match happen

When it was 4 then 2 people left

Like what?!

[last vessel]

did you squid party

[azure granite]

What?

No, I played with randoms

[astral berry]

I Found this while thrifting!!

[plain plover]

ACQUIRE THE CREATURE

AND FOR ONLY $6???

THAT'S A BLOODY STEAL

[astral berry]

YEEES

[plain plover]

YOU GOTTA BUY IT, THAT'S A HUGE PROFIT

[astral berry]

I AM

[plain plover]

YIPPEEEE

[astral berry]

Best day ever

[waxen stream]

name it bag

[plain plover]

CALL IT JOHNNY

[waxen stream]

call it a-12 government dodge hellcat unit id 23wa1b3

a very cute name imo

[waxen stream]

Since no one else has said

Team friends took the half time report

[azure granite]

Yay!

Oh yea, won a 100x battle

[fresh marsh]

Nice

[azure granite]

I may play more later, I donno

[waxen stream]

Not team family
So

[tame summit]

Awesome!!

[tame summit]

I'm, stunned

[strong geode]

SOLO SWEEP

[dusty mountain]

Absolutely not deserved

Imagine being team solo

[zinc rivet]

i called it

ofc the stay at home playing games team won

how was that even a contest

[azure granite]

Wait, they won?

How did the other teams get nothing?!

That doesn’t make sense

[waxen stream]

I may have not won (team family) but I didn't lose (shiver lost)

[azure granite]

Yep, like even if you got champ +40, both team family and friends got 0

None of which makes sense since it all should of added up from the open and pro battles

[eternal umbra]

Gaming squid

[fresh marsh]

🦑

[waxen stream]

Splatoon reference?!?!

[languid garnet]

Holy shit https://twitter.com/SplatoonNA/status/1750141584815849865?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Splatoon North America (@SplatoonNA) on X

SRL Big Newsroom here with an exciting announcement! Side Order, Wave 2 of the Splatoon 3: Expansion Pass paid DLC, is coming at you on Thursday, February 22nd. Join up with new faces and old friends to escape the world of order!

Twitter · Jan 24, 2024, 1:00 PM

[scenic dock]

I KNOW I SAW 😭

I’m so excited

[languid garnet]

Trust me I am too 😭

[untold quail]

Finally

[tame summit]

WHOO

Splatoon (and Zelda) concert the week before as well!

(splatoon 1 is officially getting killed on April 8th, was a lot of news today)

Oh and a balancing patch

[plain plover]

... Wait a minute

The 2nd Wave of the DLC is Side Order

Is coming out on the 22nd of February

And uses Splatoon 2's Hub as one of the main selling points

A lot of 2 connections lmao

[dusty mountain]

Erm it’s actually the 22nd

[radiant tapir]

It deserves it

[tame summit]

Probably a typo, but yeah a lot of splatoon 2 love on the way!

[plain plover]

Nah, I just sometimes can't read properly lmao

My brain died and read it as "2nd of February"

[tame summit]

Also fair enough haha

[plain plover]

Wait

IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS

[tawny heart]

(me not having a clue who comeback is talking about despite playing splatoon 3 and loving it and having an obsession over it for 2 months until it changed to pikmin)

[plain plover]

Dude, same for me lmao

But I have spent a long time watch Splatoon vids lmao

[tawny heart]

it looks like that one hairdo

[dusty mountain]

Prob Agent 4

Aka the Inkling you play as in Sploon 2’s story mode

But there’s no proof that this is them yet

[tawny heart]

OHHHHHH

ik that hair

but i didnt know who it belonged to

[dusty mountain]

That ball boss in the middle kinda resembles a sploon 1 boss

I don’t remember its name tho

[plain plover]

YEAH

I THINK THAT'S AGENT 4

[tame summit]

Probably!

[azure granite]

Yea damm

[azure granite]

It could be, we haven’t seen signs of them for a while

[astral berry]

YEEES I LOVE SNIPING

[tame summit]

You make me miss that map

But also yeah sniping is fun, well done :3

[astral berry]

Thanks!! I have my good days and bad days with sniping and today is a good day

[tame summit]

Yayy

[last vessel]

awesome plays

very hard to pull off

[astral berry]

Thanks!! And yes very hard, sometimes I get cocky lol

[plain plover]

Dude, you should see me when I play MK lmao

[tawny heart]

oh god

im having war flashbacks

me after yesterdays mariokart game

[waxen stream]

Rainbow road

[plain plover]

LMAO

[waxen stream]

I love me some rainbow road

[plain plover]

Speaking of, I might be around to play some more tomorrow!

[scenic dock]

Hey y’all playing Mario kart later tonight I’d love to join you

[plain plover]

I don't think we are, but tomorrow, I'm gonna try and be around!

[scenic dock]

Oh wait my bad

[waxen stream]

I'd be able to play tonight or tomorrow

[scenic dock]

This is spaltoon chat 😭

[plain plover]

Uhhhh

[waxen stream]

Wait shit

[plain plover]

Inkbrush best weapon TO THE MARIO KART CHAT

[waxen stream]

https://tenor.com/view/smallfry-splatoon-splatoon-3-splatoon3-flyfish-gif-3726573720586196209

We were totally talking abt Splatoon

[astral berry]

I’m so happy side order is coming NEXT MONTH. I thought we were gonna be waiting a whole other year

[waxen stream]

I'd die if I didn't get my pearlina dlc

[azure granite]

I was so close to getting an amiibo but I didn’t or forgot to get one

Pearl was on for sale and totally forgot

[astral berry]

Man I’d love the deep cut set 😢

[tame summit]

This tbh

[waxen stream]

https://tenor.com/view/pearlina-splatoon-marina-pearl-gif-26239391

Dlc leak [REAL]

[tame summit]

Very real

[astral berry]

HIM

[last vessel]

OMG

HIM

[tame summit]

Isn't there someone here called Monarch or King? I can't find the tag, but ggs if it's them

[tame summit]

I haven't seen anyone in this server mention this yet, but new splatfest for the west was announced

Japan will have a different one, food themed

[last vessel]

I love regional splatfests!!11! (😭)

[waxen stream]

This is why I pay for the switch family pass

I just Duel wield accounts for regional fests

Also team mochi and team Saturday ftw

[eternal umbra]

There was one, but they left the server I believe.

[dusty mountain]

Not even worth mentioning

That’s why nobody’s talking abt it

Mid

[tame summit]

I think they're a great thing, considering Japan tends to decide the results for us all the time in the west

[tame summit]

I have 2 accounts as well, and I didn't even think of this. Good point

[tame summit]

Ahh too bad. I just remember talking to them a few times around the splatoon tournament here

[tame summit]

Disagreed and it's been an active topic in other servers I'm in, which is why I thought people had just missed it here. But fair enough to your opinion

[dusty mountain]

Im not talking abt splatfests in general

Like they’re cool even if lately they just felt not as good as they used to idk why

But this one is literally just a filler

[tame summit]

Oh yeah I also referred to this splatfest specifically. They do have a bit of a different vibe to them, I kinda see that one. But still think they're good overall

[humble linden]

What Team Tag is that

[tame summit]

DP or KS?

DP is the delightful penguins.
KS has had like 3 different meanings, of which I forgot 1. But other 2 are Knife Sisters and Kitty Squad

[wispy ivy]

Holy shit it's jokeless

[humble linden]

Frfr

Im still on the splatoon grind

[wispy ivy]

As am I

[humble linden]

[wispy ivy]

Let's just say

They call me tommy the terrifying

Cause I'm terrifying and u don't wanna fight me 💪😤

[humble linden]

what about comp?

[tame summit]

Speaking of comp 👀

[random dirge]

So real🔥🗣️

[wispy ivy]

With how amazing and good I am it might aswell be 🥱

[wispy ivy]

Motion knows what's up

[humble linden]

Bro is confident , I like that

[wispy ivy]

Have u met me ?

My confidence is unnecessarily high at all times

[azure granite]

https://fxtwitter.com/Goldy5009/status/1755452930839200131?t=tsGmFgRiMUTc6DepVvYv9w&s=19

So this news about with side order

I’m pretty excite

[tame summit]

I have actually been curious about the release timing, considering all 3 regions announced it for the same date originally

[tame summit]

JP splatfest art is here

[waxen stream]

Team mochi!

[plain plover]

OI

https://fxtwitter.com/splatoonna/status/1757389769389081036?s=61

NEW SPLATOON SEASON

[waxen stream]

IS THAT A NEW UNDERCOVER I SEE

Nevermind

BUT 2 BRAND-NEW WEAPONS

PEARLINA PLANE

Imma hop on Splatoon 3 actually so I can get Sheldon licences for the new stuff

[plain plover]

THAT NEW SALMON RUN MAP IS METAL AS HELL

[waxen stream]

https://youtu.be/_n4PO7l4tL0?si=-lHoL05kf5FPGK5r
SIDE ORDER IS A ROUGE LIKE CONFIRMED

RAHHHHHH

also with the way it's worded it seems like pearl IS the drone and not just controlling it

[dusty mountain]

I saw it in class and almost died isjsozbsjs

Looks so cool but the trailer itself was so mid

Where’s the 2nd map

[plain plover]

Can't believe they put Sunshine Airport into Splatoon lmao

[dusty mountain]

Can’t wait for the dualies to make my beloved dappled even more useless!!

[plain plover]

That new Salmon Run map is AWESOME

[dusty mountain]

Also new naut and squiffer kit would be cool

Yeah it looks cool

But Ruins of Ark Polaris is so much better imo

[plain plover]

TRUEEE

THAT BETTER RETURN

Splatoon's only got a little bit of this year before no more updates!

[dusty mountain]

They gotta announce a third year PLEASE

where are the third kits??

Clear dapples burst crab will never exist…

[waxen stream]

sideorder outfits look so cute

[dusty mountain]

FRRR RAAAAAAH

[plain plover]

YEAAA

[dusty mountain]

PEARL DRONE THINGY

i want it so bad

[plain plover]

AGENT 8'S HAIR

PRETTYYYY

[waxen stream]

Pearl is the drone

Like she's literally just the drone

Not controlling it or anything

Just the drone apparently

[dusty mountain]

Yeah lmao

I WIN RAAAAAAAH

GOOD KIT

PLEASE

[waxen stream]

I get a new weapon type for my two main classes

I win

[plain plover]

I still only main one weapon lmao

[waxen stream]

That is?

[plain plover]

Inkbrush

[waxen stream]

die. (/J)

[plain plover]

LMAO

[dusty mountain]

Three for me!!

I hope that the returning stage is either the reef or maybe maybe maybe Saltspray

I loved Saltspray

[waxen stream]

https://tenor.com/view/undercover-brella-umbrella-splatoon-skill-issue-explode-gif-2930105310347037757

What people think playing undercover is like:

Also are we supposed to be able to post GIFs here?

Cuz I might have broke the server again

[dusty mountain]

Nah you can

[plain plover]

Nah, I think here it's allowed lmao

[dusty mountain]

Can post whatever

[plain plover]

See?

Here I am, having a mental breakdown over not seeing the new Nintendo console-

[waxen stream]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-splatoon-splatoon2-splatoon3-callie-gif-23493447

Is anyone else able to play 3 rn?

I'm lonely lol

[dusty mountain]

Im down

In like 20 min tho

[azure granite]

I’m beginning to LOVE this season 😄

[waxen stream]

Alr!

i just went 3-1 loss in tower control

7

French 7

[waxen stream]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-marie-callie-excited-splatoon-2-gif-17615003023736966957

[dusty mountain]

im so sorry

taking more time than i thought it would take

give me like 15 more minutes max

[waxen stream]

Oki doki

[waxen stream]

https://tenor.com/view/any-minute-now-hurry-up-waiting-pinky-malinky-netflix-gif-16837510

[dusty mountain]

DGBSKDHGV IM SO SORRY

let me find my switch rq

[waxen stream]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-inkling-splatoon-3-gif-12722904809485088233

Just realised I missed the catboy outfit from sr

[dusty mountain]

the cat paws thingy ?

its from Splatnet 3

wandercrust thingy

[waxen stream]

https://tenor.com/view/marina-marina-ida-splatoon-marina-marina-splatoon-marina-my-beloved-gif-13517272403776420589

[waxen stream]

Iswgear it was sr

SPLATZONESSSSSS

[tame summit]

Me after that trailer I just watched

[dusty mountain]

hell yeah

[waxen stream]

I'm only need inkopolis for number 3 :')

[waxen stream]

SIDE ORDER RAHHH

[tame summit]

RAAAAAAHH

[waxen stream]

Nowaï

Wat game mode

[dusty mountain]

peak

ITS FUCKING SERIES

rainmaker ig

[tame summit]

I actually avoided watching the overview trailer for potential spoilers, but season trailer was already incredible by itself

[dusty mountain]

they showed one map for the whole trailer

[waxen stream]

All it does is say it's a rougelike

[dusty mountain]

it was cool

but like i expected more

[waxen stream]

I made a rainmaker room

[dusty mountain]

!!

[dusty mountain]

isnt it rogue

[tame summit]

And it's potentially my favourite map already in this game

[dusty mountain]

cuz rouge is a color

[tame summit]

Also new band/song!!!

[waxen stream]

Idk I can't spell

[dusty mountain]

Splatoon version of Terminal

[tame summit]

Bunch of interesting new weapons

[dusty mountain]

im so excited for it lmao

[tame summit]

Terminal?

Oh wait

Yeah

[dusty mountain]

airport map from cod

i love it so much

[waxen stream]

NEW BRELLA TYPE RAHHH

[dusty mountain]

long ass range dualies

cant wait for the death of dapples

[waxen stream]

Peak dualies

[tame summit]

Oh cod, fair. Haven't really played that

[tame summit]

YEAH, LOOKS COOL

[tame summit]

YUS

[waxen stream]

Yipee we win

[dusty mountain]

i stopped playing for like a week and i fucking suck ass

wtf

wp

[waxen stream]

I haven't played since October

[dusty mountain]

yippee woohoo!!

[waxen stream]

Range blaster is the best one

[dusty mountain]

yeah

i agree

its my fav blaster

[waxen stream]

I like Luna tho too

Owie

[dusty mountain]

yippee woohoo

[waxen stream]

Dude I'm so bad

[dusty mountain]

nah

their sniper was so fucking bad

aw man

[waxen stream]

Lol

[dusty mountain]

hang yourself

28 to 8!!

[waxen stream]

Dark tetra time

I still have a glitched plushie in my locker lol

Omfg

That game was so bs

[dusty mountain]

this game is actually so fucking dead

what kinda matchmaking is that

[waxen stream]

How many godamn inkstrikes do you need

[dusty mountain]

fr

[waxen stream]

My dog has to go out

I'll be back in like 20ish minutes