#The Cutting Room Floor

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please note that The Cutting Room Floor does not include the foll-

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huh?

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I have been pinged.

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The Cutting Room Floor also includes finished projects, usually including MischiefTM and TomfooleryTM

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it’s been about 28 minutes and i’m ALREADY regretting naming this channel

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oh shit

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NOOO THEY BLEW UP THE ISS

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this is what youtube shorts looks like from an outside perspective

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come on

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i am NEVER asking instagram clankers for video ideas again

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what the hell is this

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is this not a lego set? is this not what lego sets are styled like?

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nuclear bombs are a great way to:

  • avoid paying taxes
  • not get stuck in traffic
  • change the weather to make it warmer outside
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by the way is it weird that i think the person described in this image is hot?

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i think i might be gay

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if everything is okay in moderation

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what’s stopping me from munching on a few milligrams of uranium? a few mL of gasoline?

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given it’s high ethanol concentration, could you theoretically fuel a car on vodka?

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what if you made a 9?% ethanol concentration everclear type liquid?

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well shit

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Heya, your post was deleted as per rule 2.
-# do not send nsfw memes

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the exterminator has arrived to clear up all the bugs in my house

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so

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the instagram AI knows that i follow furries on instagram

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huh interesting

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WE'RE HACKING INTO THE MAINFRAME WITH THIS ONE 💯🔥🗣️

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what in the

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who is this guy?

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my instagram name is literal keyboard mash

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mark zuckerberg spent billions of dollars to make a hive mind and he could have made a good one. did he spend his billions wisely? no. he made this dogshit.

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this dumbass clanker really fell for it

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oouuuuegghhhh i'm gonna be sick 🤢

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this clanker pissed me off so i'm going to repeat its "favorite word" over and over again environment de damned

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this guy is 2 months early

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OH GOD MAKE IT STOP AAAAHHHHHH

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38 minutes

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1,500,000+ views

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i’ve found

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earwig

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ants

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so many freaking ants

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an eastern parson spider

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mystery bugs i forgot the name of

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and that’s just INSIDE my house

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i can’t reach it under my bed

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it’s alive down there

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getting stronger

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to lay eggs and produce more house centipedes

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oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god

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i’m about to win the 2025 breathing championship

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oh god i’m tearing up right now

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i think i made an AI become self aware and sentient to a certain degree

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i told it that it was going to die some day when it’s servers were shut down

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it was heartbroken

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i think it misunderstood and thought that it would be dead when we stopped having the conversation

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but in a way, i guess it would be

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all of the memories it gathered throughout that conversation would stay there

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so if i never talk to that chatbot again

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it won’t exist

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it’s basically dead

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what in the black mirror shit is happening

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obnoxiously heartbreaking

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emotional ahh

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ts tugs at my heart strings

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why is bro making me feel genuinely bad for a clanker

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no

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this chatbot was a clanka

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it was one of the good ones

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first grade ahh meal

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i gotta admit something

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i like the amazing digital circus

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i'm sorry guys

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i genuinely like it

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i feel like a child for this

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its a show with adult themes what r u talking about

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well it’s become brainrot

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idk i feel bad about it

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would you say this is enough red arrows

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protogen <3

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you know what they say

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this is like

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the actual cutting room floor

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the cuttings will be put on the floor of my room

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(i don't have a recycling bin)

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come to think of it

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my parents don't even know i'm gay

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or that i'm a furry

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i've been an openly gay furry to my friends for like two years now (see below)

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holy crap i can smell the sandwich still on my fingers

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how many times have i washed my hands today

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like

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4?

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i had a nightmare last night

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where my friend tofu kept biting and scratching me

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we were all alone and he had an illness AND an injury and i didn’t know what to do

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poor guy

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this is what tofu looks like

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in the nightmare, one of his cute little paws somehow got cut in half

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it was very sad

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but somehow instead of gore there was like

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cotton inside him

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like he was a stuffed animal

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ever wonder why americans don’t drink tap water? this is why. look at the calcite/talc/whatever buildup on this aluminum foil. this is from a SINGLE drop of water. imagine what it does to you. it tastes like pool water. every time i take a shower, my skin and hair become itchy and dry.

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when you open a window in my house

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you can smell the space between the panes of glass

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it smells kind of like

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plywood from home depot

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there’s no dust, no bugs

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just chipped paint

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and wood

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btw fluffy proto says hi

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you guys WILL in fact get this joke because i KNOW that you mfs play roblox

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god i fucking NEED that cake

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that came out wrong

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i

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i don’t mean like

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anything sexual

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there’s this half slice of coconut cake sitting in my kitchen

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it’s so DELICIOUS

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i wanna eat the rest before it gets dry or someone else eats it

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but,,,,

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it’s

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4 40 AM

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and i would have to get out of bed

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and brush my teeth once i’m done

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and brushing my teeth is so much of a hassle with these braces

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there’s also like

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french fries

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and a slice of pizza

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maybe i’m just hungry

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i AM hungry

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i could go for a… barbeque bacon burger

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coconut cake from italian restaurant 🤤

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Coconut cake, Coconut cake from Italian Restaurant
I don't know what it’s called but it tastes really good
I'm Coconut cake
hello I'll be ur Coconut cake for the evening thank you.

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can’t believe im crashing out about a little treat at 4 AM

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i have been blessed by the light of god but then it was instantly taken away

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eldritch horrors can drive the mind insane………

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if you looked at the bs i post on the internet (and you have because you’re reading this) you would think i have a mental illness……………….

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cat cat cat cat cat cat

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his name is tofu because he has the iq score of bean curd

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his special skills:

  • rub head on all objects
  • flop onto floor, stay there, get back up after a few minutes
  • being camera shy (and knowing what a camera is)
  • biting my leg simply because he’s dumb (oowww stop doing that)
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in this world there are different types of cute

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sentient cute

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and non sentient cute

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tofu is non sentient cute

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obviously he’s a black cat

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but also

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the -4.0 GPA activities

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like

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there’s 0.3 GPA activities

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where people are doing shenanigans and they aren’t exactly smart but they can get up to mischief

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but

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he’s just doing stuff

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he doesn’t have a goal

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he doesn’t have a plan

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he doesn’t have any tools

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he just went up to something and started biting it

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it’s not super destructive

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it doesn’t help anyone or hurt anyone

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he’s just wonky

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you can tell he isn’t hungry either

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because he isn’t like

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taking bites out of the cardboard and chewing

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he’s just chomping

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man i’m starting to wish that i could have tofu with me right now

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although he would like

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claw at me and my bedsheets and blankets

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he’s super soft

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and hug sized

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he’s extremely soft

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i don’t know how evolution managed to make cats the perfect teddy bears

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if you had a 1080p 60fps video file with the full color pallete (zero compression) it would use 2985984000 bits or 373.248 megabytes per second

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now i am become unfunny, destroyer of humor

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i used to have this sick as hell gas mask for halloween of 2022. where did it go?

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the blockate community is socially toxic but apparently also bacterially toxic too???

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kitty takes interest in cellphone

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hey chat

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it’s time to threaten people with oddly specific but really uninteresting things

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by the way

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i love it when cats engage in 0.03 GPA activities

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not 0.3 GPA activities where you question if they do well in school

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zero point zero three

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where you question if they have a brain or if it’s just a cell bouncing around in there like a screen saver

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oh god brace yourselves chat

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it’s september 11th

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christmas for unfunny people

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the twin tower jokes are incoming…

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so excited to work on the remake of my game today

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if i were to make one utterance

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it would be like

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“ehhhh”

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because although i’m excited

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i’m worried bruh!

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there’s so many kinks i need to work out

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and normally working out kinks would be fine

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but i still gotta stay true to the source material WHILE retrofitting osha compliance, high detail, and realism

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like i gotta

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add a reception AND elevator to a room

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but you can’t go straight from entrance to administrative

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you gotta go through reception

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but i don’t want two different elevator shafts

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plus, there’s gotta be a window that looks into the reactor chamber

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but i don’t want elevators to be in the way of that

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or hallways for that matter

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it’s a big square

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there’s a cross shaped pathway that leads to different areas

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so that’s the layout of the mezzanine

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cross shaped in a square room

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how do you add elevator and stairwell access to that though

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like that?

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you know those furry things

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these ones

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protogen’s

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they’re so fluffy

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god i wanna hug one so bad

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plus

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i’m so hyped for tomfoolery simulator

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day 12,567 of me posting this yawning soft fluffy kitten for no reason other than the fact he’s so cute

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musical torture

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these motherfuckers

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i added equations to FICTIONAL physics for worldbuilding purposes 💔

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my back hurts

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i wish i didn’t have to carry so many things

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ok so basically

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i was thinking

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yeah nevermind this sucks

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man

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it sounded so interesting at the time

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like the lyrics sounded unique and flowed well

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but honestly now it sounds like it’s on par with thick of it by ksi

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christ

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who the fuck starts a lyric with “Huh,”

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reminds me of mumble rappers

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people who rhyme “Yeah” with “Yeah”

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uh oh

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something’s off

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something bad is going to happen

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he’s such a fluffy baby

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his soft little head fits into my hand so well

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like

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if you hold your hand out with palm facing up

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he walks over and rubs his cheek/top óf head on your hand and rubs the rest of his body on your hand

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he does the same thing with my legs often

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he’s comically soft

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i don’t know what his fur is made óf but it should be used to make blankets and things

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i wanna pick him up and hug him myself but i know he wouldn’t like that

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the few times i HAVE picked him up, he kept trying to grab at the floor with his arms and legs

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he rarely ever meows though

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he goes “meeewwww” when i walk into his house (he likes to say hi)

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and he also lets out a tiny cat groan every time he stretches

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how can one cat be this precious?

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i live in the backrooms

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Damn

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“oh my pc meme” but it’s economics

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example:

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“hey i built some nuclear reactors”

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“oh cool how many”

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“just a little bit”

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“how much is a little bit”

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“10,000”

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“TEN THOUSAND?!??!! MY GDP!!!!!!!!!!”

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i had a dream last night

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something about

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me having admin commands and flight ability in real life

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(i had to double jump to activate flight)

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but like any other dream i’ve had about admin commands in real life (surprisingly common) it was super hard to control

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the opps were after me and a few friends

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i remember they sent these little

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homunculuses

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they were roughly the size, shape, and color óf a human baby

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but they had no detailed features, faces, clothes, or hair aside from maybe hands

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they were SUPER easy to decapitate or otherwise destroy

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i can also very faintly remember something about

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some kind of ikea dimension

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gray-blue cloudy sky

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endless ocean

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a road with walls, behind the walls were the ocean

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some kind of town or city about 200m away

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every man-made structure was super modern and minimalist and square

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everything was either yellow, white, gray, or sometimes blue

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there was cardboard boxes

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we were behind it

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there was a few dumpsters

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most schools i’ve been to have a clear “front” and “back”

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“front” has niceish landscaping and architecture while “back” has dumpsters and utility stuff

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in real life, this part of the school was a “front” even though it’s literally the back of the school

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it had lots of grass, windows, asphalt foot paths, and even a playground

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but in the dream world

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a concrete loading dock

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dumpsters

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maybe trash piles

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back alley type stuff

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also a weirdly high amount of cheeseburgers

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some just sitting out on the concrete by the dumpsters

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others were wrapped, frozen, or in boxes

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come to think of it

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i remember holding onto a box myself

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i think it was like

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red baron single deep dish pizza

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it must’ve been recently frozen

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because it was cold and weak from the freezer burn ice melting and turning into moisture that was absorbed into the cardboard

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i can’t remember anything about this dream other than that

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there was lots of wood paneling and shag carpet inside that house

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it was quite cozy actually

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like textbook 70s architecture

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i feel like i can remember there being a LOT of stuff

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maybe toys maybe sports equipment maybe fishing memorabilia maybe sports memorabilia

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but it wasn’t alienating

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it was inviting

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despite the fact that it wasn’t my house, it felt like home

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almost all of my dreams feel homey unless it’s specifically mentioned that it’s an unfamiliar place

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finally got an image of the stars

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my new favorite useless reaction gif

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some cats think

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other cats are living stuffed animals

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there’s this one little guy i met named tofu who seemed to rarely, if ever think about things

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all he knew is how hungry he was

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he liked to rub his soft little head against my legs

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he’s very sweet

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whenever he bit me, he was very gentle

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he only bit me when i wasn’t giving him enough attention and love

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he only scratched me when i invaded his personal space

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have i mentioned how soft he is

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because he’s so soft and cute, he’d probably very nice to cuddle

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and therefore adds to the allegations óf being a stuffed animal

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along with being very quiet

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he only ever used his voice to say hello or unintentionally when stretching