💽Programming Chat v2

[timid quartz]

Using flags (that you input on a command line) to select what mods to load -> cli config

[spare quartz]

by that logic minecraft is cli configured

ever wondered how you can logon? session tokens are through cli

[timid quartz]

Partially

[spare quartz]

then your point is moot

dog on minecraft

[timid quartz]

Yeah it should be in a file

[spare quartz]

also what

you don't select mods through cli

EAM is a general purpose application modifier

that just selects the minecraft injection set

[timid quartz]

mmm ic

[spare quartz]

mods will be in a file with a service META-INF descriptor

thats how we load crap

[timid quartz]

I dislike your funny words

what is a META-INF descriptor

[spare quartz]

when you create a JAR file

you have a META-INF in it that describes stuff

for using it to create a mod, you put a file named that in

and put your mods class file(s) (a single jar file could contain multiple mods) names

in that file

its then loaded by EAM using a service loader

[timid quartz]

Yaaaaawn

[spare quartz]

[09:10:47] [main/INFO]: [STDOUT]: Registry[ResourceKey[minecraft:root / minecraft:block] (Stable)]
[09:10:47] [main/INFO]: [STDOUT]: Registry[ResourceKey[minecraft:root / minecraft:block] (Stable)]

[timid quartz]

terminally deprecated

(your lang and your runtime)

[spare quartz]

https://youtu.be/X9uk9IcoQ0w?list=RDGMEMJQXQAmqrnmK1SEjY_rKBGAVMOm_VWBua0_M&t=99

oooh.....

[timid quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986697710298083399/1424773054013112431/image.png?ex=68e52acf&is=68e3d94f&hm=ffa2876d11abf2dcd3267e136d5946ee12aa0cce8900f2e1d19d4002f94d9f47&

fucking BNUUY

[spare quartz]

net.minecraft.core.IdMapper BLOCK_STATE_REGISTRY -> q
45:46:void add(java.lang.Object) -> b (IdMapper)

for(dfy $$0 : lt.e) {
UnmodifiableIterator var2 = $$0.l().a().iterator();

        while(var2.hasNext()) {
            dtc $$1 = (dtc)var2.next();
            dfy.q.b($$1);
            $$1.a();
        }

        $$0.v();
    }

[spare quartz]

AERAAAA

IT OWKRS .1. 1. .1. 1.1.1.

[timid quartz]

doesn't* work

meanwhile

bunny gaming

shiny

[spare quartz]

https://github.com/MicrosoftDocs/win32/pull/2124#issuecomment-3372246750

[timid quartz]

bad commit

[spare quartz]

Thanks for the PR. Since this PR updates so much of the content, I'm going to loop in someone from the product team to make sure everything looks OK to merge.

ms employee spoke to me... 🥺

[timid quartz]

next ms employee comment: "these docs are ass, pr terminated."

[spare quartz]

:<

[spare quartz]

ええ？？？！！！なにこれ？？？！！

he added 2 more employees 😭

[timid quartz]

cause you made so many changes

they need more people to review

[spare quartz]

But but

He can do it all by himself!!!

10x engineer!!

[timid quartz]

🥀

[spare quartz]

What does that mean..

[timid quartz]

:wqa

[spare quartz]

何

[spare quartz]

Mmmb

I wanna send bayachao manga here

But.. it’s…

:<

@timid quartz you fat liiiaarrrr

They DO send rejection thru email

[timid quartz]

surprised they did

"You haven't met the requirements" gg

[spare quartz]

I unsurprisingly got declined from the first 5 which are very high positions

I don’t have my degree so I’m fine if they decline all of them… but I’m glad they told me I’m unqualified rather than not considered

[timid quartz]

are you even gonna go to college

[spare quartz]

I have to

Otherwise I lose my health benefits

[timid quartz]

what about enlisting

[spare quartz]

Shrug

[timid quartz]

sell your soul to uncle sam

[spare quartz]

And just to elaborate

I’m not planning on just enlisting

The whole plan is to go to WOCS if I do choose the military because then I deal with little politics

[timid quartz]

one of my friends is starting wocs

[spare quartz]

What field are they going into

[timid quartz]

idk

[spare quartz]

And (although it doesn’t matter for WOCS*), what are they rn

[timid quartz]

idk either

[timid quartz]

car

[spare quartz]

I am going to SELL her

[timid quartz]

NO

DONT

[spare quartz]

To the LOWEST bidder

On GSA

[timid quartz]

I'll take her for free

[spare quartz]

you’re not signed up on GSA buddy

[timid quartz]

I'll give you a po box to mail her to

[spare quartz]

It’s my cat thoughhhh

Question. How many Japanese people use yahoo email accounts

[timid quartz]

idk

[spare quartz]

All of them.

[timid quartz]

pizzer

[spare quartz]

Evil ass cat

[timid quartz]

good kitty

[spare quartz]

Murder

[timid quartz]

what did your cat ever do to you

[spare quartz]

Nothing

I just enjoy insulting them

[timid quartz]

and you call me mean...

[spare quartz]

well. because you insult because you’re mean.

I insult because I mean it in a nice way.

@flint belfry FAT FUCKKK

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-of-my-house-squidward-spunch-bob-spongebob-yell-gif-20033081

Also because they just spy on me..

[spare quartz]

Mangaaaa

ばやちゃお様~~~

(≧∀≦)

[timid quartz]

手前。。。

[timid quartz]

atp stop ddosing me

[spare quartz]

Huh..

[timid quartz]

stop using your devious kotlin programs to ddos me

[spare quartz]

Aera I’m on bed…

Ggggg

[timid quartz]

but your ddosing programs arent

[spare quartz]

Why is waiting for a response from this stupid ms team so

Anxiety inducing

[timid quartz]

check back tmrw

sleep

[spare quartz]

Impostor syndrome level max…

They’re gonna say I’m a faker aera…

That my changes are dangerous…

[timid quartz]

yes

[spare quartz]

;<

[timid quartz]

Your changes were on the same computer with Kotlin on it

Automatic biohazard

[flint belfry]

its funny that theres nothing thats wrong with webm itself

its just that literally nothing fucking supports it

discord uses it to some extent i think but besides that basically every image manipulation tool (at least minimal ones) or basically anything that would use a PNG typically wont accept a webm

[spare quartz]

Wahhhh

They turned me down in romaniaaaa

[lavish dove]

Isn't webm bad

It was made to be an alternative to replace the alternatives

[flint belfry]

basically yes

[flint belfry]

but this was (and is) the issue with it

[lavish dove]

Well nothing supports it because there's no reason to

Everyone uses everything else which were created for good reasons; webm was literally just created to replace everything that existed without even so much as being better

[spare quartz]

webms evil brother webp is good though

[pastel tinsel]

webms are meant for websites just like webp

lossless compression n stuff

[lavish dove]

Yeah but there's better lossless compression with mp4

[spare quartz]

mp4s can hold lossless compression too though

[flint belfry]

something something file efficiency something

[lavish dove]

And nobody who cares about lossless compression would be using a website to get their lossless content

[pastel tinsel]

look it up there is probably something special that makes them different

[pastel tinsel]

no

for loading

[spare quartz]

well whatever the case you can't really come up with a better mp4

[pastel tinsel]

videos on a page and playing them

makes it take less time

[spare quartz]

its by design a container format of ISOBMFF, can't really get better than what is already extensible

[lavish dove]

av1 videos are also mp4

[lavish dove]

And??

It was created to fix all the problems mp4 and gif (there are no problems with mp4 and gif)

[spare quartz]

well actually there are significant problems with GIF

it hasn't been updated in 36 years after all

but APNG / WebP solve those issues

[lavish dove]

https://tenor.com/view/gendo-stare-neon-genesis-evangelion-gendo-gif-9367805630101002790

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/711459600141910016/1043071463181271050/ezgif.com-gif-maker_1.gif

[timid quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1264496483957346346/1424799726427177131/trim.5C270676-E16F-4887-B403-33CFEF54A421.mov?ex=68e543a6&is=68e3f226&hm=0b98eea3904d9236601cf4c7001ecb3db9e94e8ca6e5eb2c645e9cb2704dac65&

[spare quartz]

WHAT!!!!

[timid quartz]

atp, choose one: yes or no

don’t ask why

don’t think about why

choose one

@spare quartz

[spare quartz]

maybe

[timid quartz]

Not an option

[spare quartz]

sigh.

[timid quartz]

please choose either yes or no

[spare quartz]

y.es

[timid quartz]

hhh ok

you made the right choice

but now I gotta get up early tmrw…

[spare quartz]

what was the hcoce. .

[timid quartz]

whether I wake up early to have breakfast with some ppl tmrw

or sleep in

[spare quartz]

bread loader is now viable..

[timid quartz]

you misspelled not

[spare quartz]

im thinking rn

[timid quartz]

Stop thinking

this just in: thinking considered harmful

everyone should stop thinking immediately

especially if your name is @spare quartz

[spare quartz]

解決するわ
(IQ3 でもまかせなさいー！)

[timid quartz]

copy paste

[spare quartz]

yes you idiot it's lyrics

[timid quartz]

says the kotlin user

[spare quartz]

are you saying rust users dont listen to music

[timid quartz]

im saying rust users arent idiots :3

[spare quartz]

uh huh

im taking that as you're all uncultured and terrible.

public final java.lang.Object kotlin.Pair.getSecond()

(Identifier(namespace=breadmod, subject=bread_block), org.bread_experts_group.eam.minecraft.feature.block.MinecraftBlock@45435fed)

public final java.lang.Object kotlin.Pair.getSecond()

456546thm

😭

IT WORKED

first ever mod to have 1.0 and 1.21.1 "support"

[timid quartz]

failed to work

[spare quartz]

NER D COMMUNICATIO N

[timid quartz]

every word that comes from you

please help

send help

[spare quartz]

Nooo

Can’t

[timid quartz]

yes you can..

bad mod loader <<< anything else

[spare quartz]

Rate our image

[timid quartz]

I rate it a >:( out of 10

[spare quartz]

Btw

We apparently made a whole $1

Idk how

[timid quartz]

ew

how

[spare quartz]

Modrinth paid us

[timid quartz]

you should have made a whole -$1

[timid quartz]

?? why did you have to give banking info to them

[spare quartz]

Oh my god bruh shut upppp

[spare quartz]

I didn’t

[timid quartz]

codev?

[spare quartz]

That’s just the amount of revenue available to us

[timid quartz]

oh gg

a whole $1

[spare quartz]

more profit than you’ve ever SEEN

[timid quartz]

less*

I made like $2k over the summer

which...isn't a lot but

actually probably more than $2k

[lavish dove]

Apparently on amd you can use hw raytracing in OpenCL

[spare quartz]

13 messages... so yapping..

[timid quartz]

Congrats

[spare quartz]

pppppjjjjhhhh

why are big messages scary

at least he marked it as approved

just need to wait on 2 others

[timid quartz]

Oooo scary

Oooo words

Ooooo reading

[spare quartz]

the single guy left 4 reviews and one comment .....

at least 2 of them were easy to correct

the other 2 i neeed to wait on an employee

[timid quartz]

hey kotlinchao

[spare quartz]

one second im applying

[timid quartz]

can you do dynamic importing of files in kotlin

[spare quartz]

wdym

[timid quartz]

like how you can just import a typescript file

or require

and then use it

[spare quartz]

im not sure what you mean

in the context of the JVM

like i know what you're talking about

but i don't know what you want

[timid quartz]

yeah so like if I have a Kotlin file

and a Kotlin program

how could I load the Kotlin file in the program while it runs

Versus compiling it before running

[spare quartz]

weeellll you'd need to compile it either way, but depending on how complex you'd want to be

it can either be just before using it, or anytime before loading it

when you have the CLASS form ready, just loadClass it into the local class loader

and use whatever

[timid quartz]

mmm ic ic

[timid quartz]

to what

more msft positions?

[spare quartz]

ms

ys

[timid quartz]

you don’t meet the requirements 😭

[spare quartz]

that's ok 👍

the only experience i lack is no school .......

[timid quartz]

well you need to go to school for that

[spare quartz]

wahhhh

waaahhh

[timid quartz]

(Which you don’t)

[spare quartz]

gonna sneak into my ms docs edits

"pls send me a recommendation"

that'll show them

[timid quartz]

💀 Nah ain’t no way they do that

Anyways bed

[spare quartz]

tst

[spare quartz]

pretty good bytecode 👍

[timid quartz]

Who needs bytecode

[spare quartz]

Mmmmamammamammaa

Just applied to MORE jobs

and fixed my profile so I don’t look like a NEET.

[timid quartz]

show your profile then

[spare quartz]

:3

[timid quartz]

idk good luck

[spare quartz]

mmmbbbbbbb

[timid quartz]

if you were to talk to the right person you'd probably have a way higher chance of getting an offer

[spare quartz]

i applied for some new ones which DON'T require a degree

[timid quartz]

but automated systems can be ruthless

[spare quartz]

well

unfortunately i've only ever spoken to 3 microsoft employees

1 of them i never wanna talk to ever again

and the other 2 are just talking to me about my PR

[timid quartz]

btw...if you get a job in this day and age...there's a decent chance they force you to use LLMs when programming

[spare quartz]

oh i already use llms

unless you mean like, intensely-so

[timid quartz]

yeah

like

basically having the LLM do more work

and looking over what it's done

because they want you to churn stuff out faster

[rustic vine]

basically u get ur own little intern

who writes trash code

[timid quartz]

^

lol

[rustic vine]

then u have to review it and have a 30m long chat

to explain to the intern

why his code is trash

[spare quartz]

well i hope those ais are trained better than anything else

[rustic vine]

lolno

[spare quartz]

cause i ask chatgpt sometimes and it does NOT know a thing about the current header files in use

[timid quartz]

"I have your family hostage, fix this bug or I will kill them all one by one using slow and excruciating methods"

[spare quartz]

😭

[timid quartz]

...you'll probably be using chatgpt

[spare quartz]

nahh

copilot

[timid quartz]

GitHub Copilot and MS Copilot are basically ChatGPT

[rustic vine]

they r

[spare quartz]

awww

[timid quartz]

Then you have stuff like Gemini and Claude

[spare quartz]

wait

what model of chatgpt

[timid quartz]

but they're all just about as good as each other

[rustic vine]

prolly gpt 5 if ur lucky

[spare quartz]

less gooo

ill be able to pollute a poor neighborhoods water in style

[rustic vine]

you'll be able to tear down a rainforest and dump 40 MW of heat into the atmosphere while you recieve some of the worst code you've ever seen

then you can do it 20 times over doing pair programming with it

@timid quartz u ever do pair programming

[timid quartz]

nah lo

well

kiinda

[spare quartz]

until it runs out of context and repeats itself :<

[timid quartz]

I've done "pair" programming in some of the classes that have had projects with partners

I've never done it professionally or with an LLM though

[spare quartz]

i have with my friend

pretty fun ngl

[rustic vine]

ok

thats what I meant

I didn't mean professionally

[spare quartz]

my compliance settings......

compliance to what..

[rustic vine]

apparently ms has a whole separate

thingamabob

for government

like government copilot

government teams

government outlook

government everything

[spare quartz]

removing "woke ai" in government

[rustic vine]

I didn't know that

until recently

they also get slower rollout methinks

lolz

[spare quartz]

currently training a person on how to write jvm bytecode with me....

[rustic vine]

who

[spare quartz]

my friend...

[rustic vine]

no

[timid quartz]

codev

?

[spare quartz]

yse

[rustic vine]

u have friends

[spare quartz]

theres only about 200 instructions so it shouldn't be hard

[rustic vine]

?

[spare quartz]

perchance...

[rustic vine]

I dunno

[spare quartz]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5d/Waventerference.gif/310px-Waventerference.gif

[rustic vine]

atp would be the type of person to "pair program" with the kotlin lsp

[spare quartz]

thats a dumb joke .....

oh

nvm

not the joke i was thinking of :<

[rustic vine]

wut

what were u thinking of

[spare quartz]

kotlin has a "pair" class

i thought you were referring to that before the edit

[rustic vine]

im not A NERD

[spare quartz]

☹️

[rustic vine]

pair this pair that

pear

[spare quartz]

just you wait until they add the Agile class

[rustic vine]

dont u mean AGILE

[spare quartz]

i dunno

[rustic vine]

fumbled already

[spare quartz]

im not a businessman

[rustic vine]

ur fired

[spare quartz]

promotoed to hobbyist progrmamer*

[rustic vine]

oh

[spare quartz]

@timid quartz i am witnessing the makemon infection of the Koreans in real time

[rustic vine]

I am witnessing the koreans in real time

[spare quartz]

this will unite the japanese and koreans.... trust me bro...

[rustic vine]

no it will not

[spare quartz]

you're chinese don't do that

[timid quartz]

youre gonna witness my descent into madness in real time

if I cant get a job before you do

[spare quartz]

noooo

[rustic vine]

whatt

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tayomaki-meme-stressed-sakigifs-gif-22332392

[rustic vine]

well

you see the orange part

those are filters

so its actually rlly safe

because the filter effect stacks

[spare quartz]

no that'd only be the case if you were smoking them in series

they're in parallel so the nicotine is actually increased

[rustic vine]

bruh

parallel computing and its dangers

you know I think I got spoiled by clion

recently started using vsc for c++ again and its

its um

[spare quartz]

awfful

[rustic vine]

its Not Great™

[spare quartz]

microsoft should really give up

[timid quartz]

jetbrains and its dangers

[spare quartz]

buy jetbrains

[rustic vine]

VS would prolly be better

but I can't use VS so o well

rn the setup is

[spare quartz]

JVM users and their wins

[rustic vine]

clangd + mscpp extension + vscode

with the mscpp extension intellisense turned off so it only provides debugging

then cmake will feed compile commands json into clangd

[timid quartz]

just use neovim

[rustic vine]

stop

im not a nerd

idk hwo to use that

I bought a fancy mouse im gonna use my fancy mouse

[spare quartz]

life is different when you realize japanese people say love like rabu and you realize rabu is similar to "ruby"

japanese people are ruby programmers...

[timid quartz]

dude vim keybinds have honestly been the biggest W for me in any text editing situation

esp coding

[rustic vine]

bruh

[timid quartz]

pretty sure a japanese guy made ruby

[rustic vine]

do u actually daily drive vim

or nvim

[spare quartz]

i knew it.....

[rustic vine]

ruby on rails

US doesnt have passenger rails

so its def not made by us

[timid quartz]

I don't use (n)vim directly that often, but basically every text editor or IDE that I use has vim keybinds enabled

[spare quartz]

us has ada 💪

[rustic vine]

wut in the world

[spare quartz]

what keybinds do you even find useful

[rustic vine]

OK dude

[timid quartz]

Americans with Disabilities Act

[spare quartz]

i only know C/V/X/Z

[rustic vine]

F

[spare quartz]

and the delete key

[rustic vine]

Shift+F

[spare quartz]

oh that too

not that

wtf is shift f

[rustic vine]

find everywhere

instead of find in file

[spare quartz]

im

okay

i thought you meant just shift + f

and it took me too long to realize im stupid

[rustic vine]

no bruh u said C V X Z

I also use (no ctrl) Shift+Shift

which is goated

[spare quartz]

oh i didnt know that was a thing

[rustic vine]

its goated

u can just find

anything

[spare quartz]

i just typed it out to make the autocomplete find it 😭

[timid quartz]

basically any keybind involving c (ciw, ci(, ci[, ci{, c$, ct<symbol>)
keybinds using y (basically the same stuff as c and also yy)
o and O are useful
I (capital i) and A
I use ^ sometimes
making macros with q<letter> is super useful for repetitive actions

[rustic vine]

but yea in clion it will usually find project specific headers that aren't already included if I just start typing

[timid quartz]

oh and how could I forget dd

[spare quartz]

"c (ciw, ci(, ci[, ci{, c$, ct<symbol>)" is not a key specification

thats just what intel uses to encode instructions

i know you

[rustic vine]

in vscode + clangd it just

[timid quartz]

❌

those are vim keybinds

in normal mode

[rustic vine]

its kinda hit or miss

[spare quartz]

normal mode... as opposed to unnormal mode..

[timid quartz]

as opposed to insert mode

as opposed to visual mode

[rustic vine]

wait

[spare quartz]

you dont need more modes than keyboard

[timid quartz]

as opposed to replace mode

[rustic vine]

I had a rlly interesting discussion with

others

how do yall hit the & key

for like refs

[timid quartz]

right index?

[spare quartz]

shift 7

[rustic vine]

do u use right hand or left hand

no like which hand

[spare quartz]

oh

i use both

[rustic vine]

which finger goes up there

[timid quartz]

right index yeah

[spare quartz]

oh .. .. ..

umm left pointer

[rustic vine]

ok but right index is kinda far no?

I can't rlly reach it

[timid quartz]

for &?

[rustic vine]

ye

[timid quartz]

no??

[rustic vine]

what

[timid quartz]

right index is closer than left

do you have left and right mixed up

[rustic vine]

no bruh

[timid quartz]

or are you using a weird keybord layout?

[rustic vine]

no

I get that right index is closer

butI still can't hit it without lifting my palm

which is dumb

[spare quartz]

also i dont have those so i barely use it

[timid quartz]

I can't hit it without lifting my palm on my left hand either

maybe it's just cause I have long fingers

[spare quartz]

weirdo

[timid quartz]

my palm doesnt really lift when I hit it

[rustic vine]

not left hand

right hand palm

I can't hit & without moving the palm or lifting it

which is annoying

[timid quartz]

but you're making it sound like you hit & with your left hand

[rustic vine]

cuz I type that a lot

I DO

is that weird

[timid quartz]

and I'm saying

[rustic vine]

what im tryna say is im trying to start using my right hand

[spare quartz]

majority rules say aera is weird

[rustic vine]

but I don't see how its better

because I still have to lift the palm

[timid quartz]

your point is that using your right hand is weird because you lift your palm (and therefore implying that you don't on your left hand), but I'm saying that at least I have to lift my left palm if I hit & with my left hand

[rustic vine]

and you don't have to lift your right palm?

[timid quartz]

not really no

[rustic vine]

wut

u are weird

[timid quartz]

I just stretch my index finger lol

[spare quartz]

ew

[timid quartz]

but it's probably a combination of my hand size and my laptop's keyboard size

[rustic vine]

yes

ok

just a thought

friend called me weird for using my left hand

[spare quartz]

ghhh i hate software installersss

[rustic vine]

Bread's Software Installer

BSI

[spare quartz]

no will never exist

[rustic vine]

ok then it will forever be Bread's Stupid Library

[spare quartz]

indeed

[rustic vine]

loabe of bread

[timid quartz]

Big Stupid Installer

[timid quartz]

Big Stupid Library

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/ghostrider-skull-emoji-gif-16345884596070872694

i want piza..

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-stare-stare-meme-raised-eyebrows-eyes-gif-8345235796848118209

[spare quartz]

MY FAVORITE GIF

https://gyazo.com/7bd86507cbae36ab02d0d7ed87a5f07c.gif

[timid quartz]

is that you

[spare quartz]

thats you using rust in an interview

[timid quartz]

that's you applying for any job

[spare quartz]

noooooo

[timid quartz]

unhireable

[rustic vine]

must be Jose

[spare quartz]

guess i gotta apply to work at bayachao.com.....

[rustic vine]

LOL I saw this one short

hold on

[spare quartz]

it'll buff out

[rustic vine]

Jose speaking perfect english and not even knowing another language 😭

[timid quartz]

bayachao will take a look at you and go "えっ、ダレ？" and then "シネ！！！" and then you'll explode

[spare quartz]

뭔가 나는 그림을 그리는게 아니라 그림을 양산하는거같다, 버튼 딸깍하면 그리는 기계가 된 기분이다, 마케몬 하루에 10마리가 말이 되는 숫자인가..?ㅋㅋㅋ 뭐 그린후에 보람느껴지고 그리는 과정도 은근 재밌으니까 상관없으려나? 손목이 점점 아파오는거같다..

aerasto at his first day of being a security guard

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1975893207415476674

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FixupX · Oct 8, 2025, 11:57 AM

[rustic vine]

I fired up this ancient HP the other day

HP laptop

thing still works great

dunno about the battery. kept it plugged in the entire time

windows xp

and DANG were there some cool stuff

copying/moving files gives u this cool animation

where the files fly from one folder to another

its sick

at the end of the day couldn't get what I wanted working tho unfortunately

but it did its duty honorably

[timid quartz]

nuclear launch detected

[spare quartz]

oh my god bruh

my cat is a bitttchhh

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-oh-my-god-bruh-saleswoman-oh-my-god-bruh-gif-2398788864743270124

[spare quartz]

im so glad these two cats aren't actually hurting each other

they're just screaming when they get close

[timid quartz]

you got a new cat?

[spare quartz]

no its my sisters

they're from the same mother but they were split up very early

[timid quartz]

you have a sibling???

[spare quartz]

yes

[timid quartz]

older or younger

[spare quartz]

older

she has a husband

[timid quartz]

skull

your sister isn't bayachao bruh

[spare quartz]

WHAT

😭

didn't know mr po was a army crew chief

[timid quartz]

https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/115/333/559/130/977/280/original/3a004390930efd50.jpeg

what it looks like to run the jvm on any computer

[spare quartz]

(the jvm is so lightweight yet flexible enough that it can carry an entire shipping container while being perfectly bouyant)

[timid quartz]

the jvm is the shipping container.

[spare quartz]

vs the rust ship which requires tow boats to move (libraries)

[timid quartz]

the massive bloated jvm almost sinking the poor ship

meanwhile rust would be so lightweight the ship would float above the water

[spare quartz]

thats how all ships work moron

[timid quartz]

above

it wouldnt make contact with the water

[spare quartz]

okay but thats not a ship

thats an airplane

[timid quartz]

because rust would be so lightweight

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/rocket-shi-rocket-bomb-gif-26885344

[timid quartz]

exactly

rust gives you wings

[spare quartz]

jvm launching missiles at the rust ship

(it came with its much more practical standard library)

[timid quartz]

(the missile pauses mid-air to collect garbage and falls out of the sky)

[spare quartz]

(it runs on the epsilon GC and has no pause time)

(because a missile is by nature shortlived)

[rustic vine]

wait this is goated

can u use that

well

can you manually control when to collect

[spare quartz]

no

[timid quartz]

(the missile's CPU also doesn't support AOT so the missile runs REALLY slowly)

[rustic vine]

I dont think I can never collect

[spare quartz]

epsilon is NO gc

[rustic vine]

but I need like no collection for a block of code

so it doesn't get interrupted

[spare quartz]

well

[rustic vine]

then collect at the end

[spare quartz]

if your code can run in a session with epsilon, sure

but otherwise if you need manual memory management, use FFM's arenas

[rustic vine]

wth are those

[timid quartz]

if you need manual mem mgmt then dont use the jvm

[rustic vine]

lol

[timid quartz]

use a real lang like C or C++

[spare quartz]

arenas are apart of FFM for memory mgmt of off-heap memory

[spare quartz]

?

[timid quartz]

a part*

not apart

[spare quartz]

do you mean JIT?

[timid quartz]

JIT whatever

not supported

[rustic vine]

ok well so basically

[timid quartz]

super slow runtime.

[rustic vine]

my needs are

[spare quartz]

all CPUs support JIT

?

[rustic vine]

run this block of code without interruption

[timid quartz]

not sparc

[rustic vine]

then collect

[spare quartz]

why would

a missile use sparc

[timid quartz]

why not

[spare quartz]

because it is a dead architecture

[timid quartz]

but also I doubt esp32 supports jit

[spare quartz]

why would a missile run esp32

why would a missile run any of this at all

[timid quartz]

embedded

[spare quartz]

yeah you can use FFM arenas for that

[timid quartz]

youre right why would a missile run the jvm ever

[spare quartz]

Arena.ofConfined()
do stuff with it
arena.close()

[rustic vine]

can u link me to what I need to read

[spare quartz]

sure

[rustic vine]

thx

[spare quartz]

one moment

[rustic vine]

and will it work on

17

[spare quartz]

tttttssssssss

nnnnnooo

[rustic vine]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[spare quartz]

sorry pal

[rustic vine]

bruh

what do I need

23?

[spare quartz]

22

[rustic vine]

bruh

[spare quartz]

or 21 w/ preview

[rustic vine]

thats dum

I'm not on 21

[spare quartz]

what do you have thats on 17

you COULD use Unsafe for memory management but

well

its Unsafe

[timid quartz]

UNSAFE???

LIKE RUST'S UNSAFE BLOCK???

[spare quartz]

um

yes

like rusts unsafe block

sure

[rustic vine]

code

[timid quartz]

stealing ideas from rust

smh

[rustic vine]

wait

thers a new theme

for intellij

[spare quartz]

its existed since before rust so

[rustic vine]

wait it looks awful

[spare quartz]

sure

whatever makes you sleep at night

[rustic vine]

did u see the new theme @wheat hornet

wth

wait

who is that

[spare quartz]

some rando

[rustic vine]

wait

how

sorry

[spare quartz]

are you talking about me

[rustic vine]

yes

[spare quartz]

whats the theme look like

[rustic vine]

@atp brings up whoever I jus pinged

thats dumb

sorry duud

[timid quartz]

yeah cause atp isnt their display name anymore

[rustic vine]

https://blog.jetbrains.com/platform/2025/09/islands-theme-the-new-look-coming-to-jetbrains-ides/

[timid quartz]

but atp will be 4ever atp

[rustic vine]

it looks weird

[spare quartz]

oh

so they just made it look like an iphone app

okay.. i guess..

[rustic vine]

the old one looks better methinks

[spare quartz]

as long as theres the same amount of visual info im fine with it

i just wish i had my full toolbar by default instead of needing to lcikc the hamburger thing

[rustic vine]

how do you even have a garbage free jvm application

[spare quartz]

wdym

[rustic vine]

nvm

thats a dumb question

you just allocate everything you need

and only mutate

ig

[spare quartz]

yeah

[rustic vine]

dang

that would be hard to refactor for I think

ok whatever

I can't do any of this on 17 anyway

[spare quartz]

if you're dead set on needing as minimal allocs as possible you should probably look into using a real-time JVM

if any of those are available to you that is

[rustic vine]

prolly not

oh right

we can't upgrade to jdk 21 lol

even if we wanted to

I forgot

[rustic vine]

idts

not on arm32 at least

[spare quartz]

get this chip 👍

[rustic vine]

wth

but yea atp

even if we wanted to

which I think we did/do?

we can't upgrade to jdk 21

[spare quartz]

well that's unfortunate

[rustic vine]

https://bugs.java.com/bugdatabase/view_bug?bug_id=JDK-8341357

cuz of that

all the trig functions are just broken on arm softfp

[spare quartz]

i have the same issue with my own project wherein a library we ('re migrating away from) just crashes if you use anything BUT 21

[rustic vine]

because whoever wrote this

https://github.com/openjdk/jdk/commit/b6a19f173bc6c07622633c9d6757d96a95b43398

did it wrong

I think

[spare quartz]

and i assume its broken on both strictmath/math

[rustic vine]

yuh

[spare quartz]

damn

[rustic vine]

its ok

sin(x) = 0 approximation

[spare quartz]

accurate enough

[timid quartz]

dunked on

[spare quartz]

NO

CHIHARU IS SO SWEET

[timid quartz]

so stupid*

I bet they use the jvm

sucked all their brains out

[spare quartz]

no..

shes just cute..

why are you so mena..

[timid quartz]

what you call "mean"

I call stating the facts

[timid quartz]

Should have named yourself JVMStorages

Your discord handle should be signon.oracle.com

@rustic vine would you ever freely use the JVM

he’s silent…that means he wouldn’t…

[spare quartz]

do you wanna join the eam sever..

[timid quartz]

eam?

[spare quartz]

ummm

[timid quartz]

Eat All Militant jvm programmers?

[spare quartz]

bread experts group project server but kade and my codev are in it as well as me...

and.. programming chat 2,, without qsp restrictions..

[timid quartz]

sure

[spare quartz]

oh really ? okay hold on

i also wanna get harry in there if i can

@rustic vine do you want an invite to progammu chat 2

@lavish dove and you maybe..

and uh.. who else talks in her.e.

its bad i can't really tell isn't it

[timid quartz]

are you trying to kill this chat...

we still haven't gotten 200k+ messages yet...

[spare quartz]

umm

maybe....

you always wanted ot move to matrix!!

[timid quartz]

yeah but this isnt matrix

[spare quartz]

its

matrix with id leaking!

[wheat hornet]

hi 😭

[lavish dove]

hello

[spare quartz]

would you like an invite to progroramging ign igni chuat 2 2

[lavish dove]

yes

also ive lost access to my matrix

i dont think ive recieved one verification email in the past month or so

and I use gmail so idk whats on with that

[rustic vine]

I think so actually

It depends on the circumstances and what I need to do

But now that I've escaped from enterprise Java and have kinda built my own way of doing things Java is actually relatively bearable... decent, even

I think Java when written well can actually be quite solid

[timid quartz]

Pain

The answer was “no”

[rustic vine]

Its just flawed that its very easy to fall into a deep dark pit

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz invite this guy

[spare quartz]

harryyyyyyy

join programming chat 33333333333

[rustic vine]

So agreed that its not the best language in the world or anything

But there are languages that people complain about and then there are languages nobody use

[rustic vine]

Wut

[spare quartz]

we're movinggggg

[rustic vine]

Wut

Why

To where

[spare quartz]

becauseeee

betterthan qsp.. holdo n

[rustic vine]

Hold on

I gotta drive

Now

[spare quartz]

do not crshhhhhhhh

[proud creek]

why is there a third one

[pastel tinsel]

wtf...

[flint belfry]

no rules :)))

i can bully you all i want

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1180571435182329906/1191589751535456318/watermark.gif

[flint belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1243176196666298399/1340770457066016768/attachment.gif

[proud creek]

erm what the flip

[flint belfry]

just raelized this channel is going to be fucking barren as hell now lmfao

a price to pay for no 1984

worth

[proud creek]

[pastel tinsel]

lo

[pastel tinsel]

whissleblower qs policy act

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz dead channel 💔 🥀

[spare quartz]

Deprecated
Deprecated in Java 25

[timid quartz]

YOU are!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pastel tinsel]

crazy

[wicked cliff]

@spare quartz how many hours do you have on DevilConnection

[umbral monolith]

wiat whar happened

unless they moved to the qsp matrix v34590859034 or whatever it is now

[spare quartz]

EAM

kade wnats you to join apparently .

[flint belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/burning-eyes-deltarune-eram-kris-shelter-gif-5178358078453361936

[umbral monolith]

i havent touched element in 6,000 years

😭

[flint belfry]

not element

[spare quartz]

its discord

[flint belfry]

Yess

[umbral monolith]

oh,,,

[spare quartz]

Noooo

[flint belfry]

Yesssssss

[spare quartz]

fight me in forts

[umbral monolith]

okay yay another server to add to the bottom of the list

[flint belfry]

idk whaqt forts is

[spare quartz]

its cuz you're lame

[flint belfry]

wowww :((

miko that was a one time invite right

[spare quartz]

nnnnnooooooo

[flint belfry]

retract it

[spare quartz]

its ok we can just kick anyone who is problematic..

[flint belfry]

the qsp feds are going to kill you

for soliciitng

[umbral monolith]

kick you

[flint belfry]

theyre VERY strict on sending invites

[spare quartz]

well. i deleted it .

so they can't be mad .

[flint belfry]

Oh

i thought you were gonna keep it

nvm

[spare quartz]

EVERYONE JOIN MY DISCORD SERVER

yeahhh nooo

like 1 out of 4 qspers are...

strange..

[flint belfry]

3 out of 4*

[umbral monolith]

astro:

[spare quartz]

everyone in general is strange..

[flint belfry]

most are hyper-this-is-my-fucking-personality femboys

[spare quartz]

okay well im literally that except for femboy

[flint belfry]

"autisics is my qurik ;33 );))))))"

or qs hyper fans that are prob 11

[spare quartz]

i literally just program all day :Sob:

[flint belfry]

i guess

at least you dont act like a degenerate though

since those are basially what those types of people are

[spare quartz]

meanwhile... you with plane dragons..

lets have a look 👀

[flint belfry]

???? 😭

im not a degenerate

[spare quartz]

well.

[flint belfry]

i just like plane dragons

[umbral monolith]

YOU sent me anthro tanks

[flint belfry]

like you like SLOPACHAO

SLOPACVHAPO

[lavish dove]

https://tenor.com/view/flashgitz-be-positive-space-king-space-king-flashgitz-space-king-b-positive-gif-4911992525306862250

[spare quartz]

lie

[umbral monolith]

truth

[flint belfry]

she sent me aeromorphs :(

[flint belfry]

OH GOD

[umbral monolith]

:(

[spare quartz]

okay well she literally makes self image goals .

[flint belfry]

i mean the series not thje person thgenmselkves

wtf myu keyboarsd

[spare quartz]

what??

what series

bayachao is the person

[flint belfry]

I MEAN THE CHARACTERS

VIDEOS

WHATEVER

[spare quartz]

UGHHH

MAKEMON YOU IDIOT

[flint belfry]

WHATEVER SLOPACHAO MAKES

[spare quartz]

you're not chaopilled

[flint belfry]

POKEMOIN

[spare quartz]

.

[flint belfry]

IM GETTING NINTENOD TO SUE YOU!!!

[spare quartz]

ohhh qcoddd

this guys threatening real life harm on meee

[flint belfry]

:))))))))

[spare quartz]

give me his minecraft admin seat...

[flint belfry]

:))))))))))))

also its qs*c

[spare quartz]

UGH QSOC!

yes .

[flint belfry]

miko you would BURN that shit to the ground

kotlin fabric rewrite

[spare quartz]

you IDIOT.

i wouldn't play on it for 5 years.

[lavish dove]

https://tenor.com/view/game-boy-super-mario-land-gunpei-yoko-tildeshambles-gif-4819656255288217885

[flint belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/pixel-art-pixel-sprite-battle-sprite-plant-flower-gif-10382985945314415490

[spare quartz]

YES

whenever i say that i think of flowey

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1981406315693187430

Matt Shumer (@mattshumer_)

AI games are going to be amazing
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FixupX · Oct 23, 2025, 5:04 PM

OK. back to talking to my wife and sleeping.

[flint belfry]

your a dead dust child scattered on gold flowers and reincarinated by a anime hyperaddict lizard without any empathy or emotions?

[spare quartz]

tricky tony

he is literally american bayachao

[lavish dove]

why does that look exactly like AI

[flint belfry]

thats basically floweys backstory

[spare quartz]

cuz it is AI

[lavish dove]

oh

[flint belfry]

slopachao if it didnt fucking suck ass and was peak

slopachao dosent crash steam servers

PEAKERUNE however

[spare quartz]

bayachao if she had debilitating autism and was a poser