yes it fucking was atp
#💽Programming Chat v2
flint belfry
i literally told her to dm you 😭
im going to rm rf your oracle if you don't send me that plane
flint belfry
No…
SEND ME THE FUCKING PLANE MIKO
IM GOING TO DESTROY YOUR INFAS IF YOU DONT
DONT CARE
SEND ME THE PLANE
spare quartz
SEND ME THE PLANE
spare quartz
well qsoc is but yeah
flint belfry
im going to program a vencord plugin that explicitly removes images ONLY from you client sided and then publish it to the vencord repository
any image from you is probably slopacho anyways
spare quartz
any image from you is probably slopacho anyways
But why….
flint belfry
Slopacho
flint belfry
the ceiling bird is unhappy
spare quartz
It detected obese levels of plane from my phone
spare quartz
https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-knight-roaring-knight-roaring-fraud-roaring-tru...
override fun add(b: ByteArray) = Arena.ofConfined().use { tempArena ->
if (b.size != size) throw IllegalArgumentException(
"SIMD input [${b.size} element(s)] is not equal to size of operation [$size]"
)
val allocated = tempArena.allocate(
BCRYPT_MULTI_HASH_OPERATION,
b.size.toLong()
)
b.forEachIndexed { index, byte ->
val operation = allocated.asSlice(
BCRYPT_MULTI_HASH_OPERATION.byteSize() * index,
BCRYPT_MULTI_HASH_OPERATION
)
BCRYPT_MULTI_HASH_OPERATION_iHash.set(operation, 0, index)
BCRYPT_MULTI_HASH_OPERATION_hashOperation.set(
operation, 0,
WindowsBCryptHashOperationType.BCRYPT_HASH_OPERATION_HASH_DATA.id.toInt()
)
val data = tempArena.allocate(ValueLayout.JAVA_BYTE)
BCRYPT_MULTI_HASH_OPERATION_pbBuffer.set(operation, 0, data)
BCRYPT_MULTI_HASH_OPERATION_cbBuffer.set(operation, 0, 1)
}
nativeBCryptProcessMultiOperations!!.returnsNTRESULT(
multiHashHandle,
WindowsBCryptMultiOperationType.BCRYPT_OPERATION_TYPE_HASH.id.toInt(),
allocated,
allocated.byteSize().toInt(),
0
)
}
it is time for ismd
[4bf5122f344554c53bde2ebb8cd2b7e3d1600ad631c385a5d7cce23c7785459a, dbc1b4c900ffe48d575b5da5c638040125f65db0fe3e24494b76ea986457d986, 084fed08b978af4d7d196a7446a86b58009e636b611db16211b65a9aadff29c5, e52d9c508c502347344d8c07ad91cbd6068afc75ff6292f062a09ca381c89e71, e77b9a9ae9e30b0dbdb6f510a264ef9de781501d7b6b92ae89eb059c5ab743db, 67586e98fad27da0b9968bc039a1ef34c939b9b8e523a8bef89d478608c5ecf6, ca358758f6d27e6cf45272937977a748fd88391db679ceda7dc7bf1f005ee879, beead77994cf573341ec17b58bbf7eb34d2711c993c1d976b128b3188dc1829a]
@Test
fun hashSHA256_SIMD() {
val sha256s = system.get(CryptographySystemFeatures.HASHING_SHA256_SIMD)
sha256s.start(8)
sha256s.add(byteArrayOf(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8))
println(sha256s.flush().map { it.toHexString() })
}
it works!!!
timid quartz
https://youtu.be/cZEpGtePF4M
aboveground corruption goes harder
timid quartz
bad hashing test
spare quartz
45ms??? 13ms???
45ms incldues the time to load all native libraries
13ms is for algorithm SIMD loading
timid quartz
imagine needing to "load" libraries, imagine just not having a statically linked binary
spare quartz
the last test produced 800,000 hashes a second (purely serial)
spare quartz
imagine needing to "load" libraries, imagine just not having a statically linked...
..?
you can't do that on windows
bcrypt.dll is not something you can just "put in your application"
its in the name "dynamically linked library"
timid quartz
imagine bro
spare quartz
ok..
spare quartz
imagine bro
wahhh
read my doctors notes and they said "H44.23–Degenerative myopia, bilateral"
at least it also says my nerves are probably fine
spare quartz
DEGENERATE
not funny :<<<<<<<<<<<<< kinda funny :<<<<<<<<<
timid quartz
diagnosed with degeneracy
no coming back...
your doctor saw all the bayachao that's been burned onto your retinas
spare quartz
well ......... too bad i can't fix it...
i can only really get better prescriptions
spare quartz
SIMD test: 2,125,963.32714 hash / s (SHA-256)
peak efficiency: 5,544,005.544 hash / s
8,533,333.33333 hashes / s...
spare quartz
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spare quartz
timid quartz
pretty good SIMD 👍
simdeez
spare quartz
simdeez
:<
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[ 0 1 0 2 ] * [ 0 2 0 0 ]
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@spare quartz what linux distro for macbook..
spare quartz
<@516049910622191626> what linux distro for macbook..
timid quartz
not a distro..
timid quartz
test test
oooh
func getUserById(c *fiber.Ctx, shared *util.ApiShared) error {
var groupId, userId pgtype.UUID
gIdErr := groupId.Scan(c.Params("group_id"))
uIdErr := userId.Scan(c.Params("id"))
apiErrors := make([]util.ApiError, 0, 2)
if gIdErr != nil {
apiErrors = append(apiErrors, util.ApiError{ErrorType: "parameter", Name: "group_id", ErrorInfo: gIdErr.Error()})
}
if uIdErr != nil {
apiErrors = append(apiErrors, util.ApiError{ErrorType: "parameter", Name: "user_id", ErrorInfo: uIdErr.Error()})
}
if len(apiErrors) > 0 {
resp := util.ApiErrorResponse{Status: "error", Message: "One or more inputs were invalid", Errors: apiErrors}
return c.Status(fiber.StatusBadRequest).JSON(resp)
}
conn := gen.New(shared.Db)
res, dbErr := conn.SearchUserInGroup(c.Context(), gen.SearchUserInGroupParams{GroupID: groupId, GuardsmanID: userId})
if dbErr != nil {
if errors.Is(dbErr, pgx.ErrNoRows) {
return c.Status(fiber.StatusNotFound).JSON(fiber.Map{"status": "user not found"})
} else {
log.Error(dbErr)
return c.Status(fiber.StatusInternalServerError).JSON(fiber.Map{"status": "whoops"})
}
}
return c.Status(fiber.StatusOK).JSON(fiber.Map{"status": "ok", "data": []gen.SearchUserInGroupRow{res}})
}
KILL MEEEEE
spare quartz
your code will never be as good as this tho......
timid quartz
yeah it'll be better
timid quartz
kerfus
spare quartz
if x return your mom;
if y return your mom;
if z return your mom;
if w return your mom;
spare quartz
spare quartz
unit tests -> for dweebs
HASHING_KMAC128
HASHING_KMAC256
HASHING_AES_GMAC
timid quartz
spare quartz
spare quartz
finally
i can declare
BSL's cryptography system for hashing / MAC
IS COMPLETE
flint belfry
is that the fucking robot from votv
spare quartz
is that the fucking robot from votv
umm..yes.. but that is a real product..
flint belfry
umm..yes.. but that is a real product..
their pathfinding sucks I Hope They Trip And Die
message logged
im going to now sell that data to the ccp
flint belfry
'ditya'':9A ''hd'':17A ''kinozal'':15A ''mkv'':18A ''tmi'':10A ''tv'':16A ''x264'':5C,12A'::tsvector,NULL,NULL,9704386140,1,'2025-10-02 19:43:18.334'),('<binary>','movie','tmdb','22342','["en"]',NULL,'V1080p','BluRay','x265',NULL,NULL,NULL,'2025-10-03 13:23:56.424','2025-10-03 13:23:56.424','''1080p'':13C,26A,38 ''1955'':5B,24A,36 ''arrow'':25A,37 ''big'':2A,22A,34 ''bluray'':15C,27A,
spare quartz
'ditya'':9A ''hd'':17A ''kinozal'':15A ''mkv'':18A ''tmi'':10A ''tv'':16A ''x264...
IM
FINNANLLLLY DONEEEE
Complete hash testing for SHA1, SHA2 (256/384/512), SHA3 (256/384/512), SHAKE (128/256), cSHAKE (128/256), KMAC (128/256)m MD (5/4/2) w/ SIMD (for applicable hashes)
it took 2 days and 7,000 lines changed
but i did it ..
wheat zinc
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856172899076538438/1424090934638936166/im...
EXCUSE me?
did you just steal my meme
timid quartz
go back to sleep
spare quartz
go back to sleep
Noooo
timid quartz
I just cooked with request validation
spare quartz
ヅック…ブラスト！！！
timid quartz
ヅック…ブラスト！！！
デューク*
spare quartz
I just cooked with request validation
Looks basic … what do it
Do
timid quartz
so basically
this is how it's used
variables... := function[generic types](args)
is what the syntax means
basically it will try to parse both the query and the params of a request into two different structs
and then validate those structs
and return errors if they failed
timid quartz
these are the structs that I used here
so like if I send GET /panel/{some group id}/user/search?search_field=asdf&search_query=asdf I will get back
it'll validate that request and then return me an error saying that "asdf" isnt a valid search field
{
"status": "error",
"message": "One or more inputs were invalid",
"errors": [
{
"type": "query",
"name": "search_field",
"error": "Failed validation [oneof guardsman_id roblox_id discord_id roblox_username discord_username] (got [asdf])"
},
]
}
like that
spare quartz
these are the structs that I used here
why is the validate string also configuration :<
timid quartz
that's how it works /shrug
spare quartz
horrible….
timid quartz
that string in its entirety is called a struct tag
and the validation library uses reflection to read that struct tag to determine how to validate the field
spare quartz
no I’m being serious
the struct tag is done using reflection which means it’s basically a java annotation
Java annotations have some incredible limits cause they have to be static in the file
Ergo… that thing is a string cause it SUCKS
timid quartz
how does it suck tho
spare quartz
Because it’s limited
timid quartz
no I dont
spare quartz
just read the go specification or whatever and find out.
timid quartz
find what out
spare quartz
stupid lame nerd…
spare quartz
if they’re NOT in fact limited, it just means the way it’s coded is crap
timid quartz
idk how else I'd do it
spare quartz
even though they're limited they do what I need them to
oh my god I don’t care about your application
I’m saying configuration in a string is terrible
timid quartz
oh my god I don’t care about your application
womp womp
spare quartz
timid quartz
I’m saying configuration in a string is terrible
#[serde(alias="alias")]
:3
rust :3
spare quartz
```rs
#[serde(alias="alias")]
```
That’s comparing apples to oranges
Rust configuration is not related to Go or Java reflection based tagging
timid quartz
it's string configuration of deserialization
spare quartz
Does not matter
timid quartz
yapper
timid quartz
besides
even if the library doesn't have a built-in validator that I need (and it has tons built-in)
validate.RegisterValidation("custom tag name", customFunc)
you can just make your own :3
spare quartz
I don’t care about what you need!!!
Again!!! I’m saying!!! The library is poorly coded due to the aforementioned!!!
timid quartz
I don’t care about what you need!!!
generalise to anyone
library is good because you can just add your own tag for validation
timid quartz
I think I've figured you out
if you use it/like it => it's good
if someone else uses it/likes it and you don't => it's bad
spare quartz
if you use it/like it => it's good
if someone else uses it/likes it and you don'...
no
if I detect poor coding standards then it is bad
spare quartz
if I detect fine coding standards, it is fine (bad since it’s external.)
spare quartz
how the library is poor for using struct tags
the problem I have… is… using… strings… to configure… validation….
timid quartz
ok and WHY do you have that problem
spare quartz
because strings are inferior to the many other structures for doing such a thing
timid quartz
and in WHAT WAYS are they inferior
spare quartz
because they need to be scanned, parsed, translated into the right data, and THEN also have to factor in the values, which need to be coerced
then after that they need to be validated to the data at hand, and you can actually represent the validation in memory
timid quartz
and what would you use instead of them?
spare quartz
a list or an array of validation elements. duh.
you would’ve done the same most likely.
but the reason I SUSPECT the library developer didn’t do so is because struct tags have about the same limitations as Java annotations
they must be static; but in which case, use an array of strings…
timid quartz
I was thinking of doing an array of validation functions, but then I would have needed to write things that actually connected the values to the functions
more work, more overhead
spare quartz
I was thinking of doing an array of validation functions, but then I would have ...
#1264496483957346346 message
I am talking about the element “validate” here. Are you still correct?
timid quartz
Yes
spare quartz
If yes -> the same must be done for each string
therefore no extra work should need to be done WRT string parsing
timid quartz
"for each string" string as in the struct tag or string as in struct elements that are type string?
spare quartz
Your string parsing splits the string using , and “ “
timid quartz
fwiw searchFieldEnum is a typealias for a string
timid quartz
Your string parsing splits the string using , and “ “
so for the struct tag
spare quartz
Yes
timid quartz
I didn't implement the handling of the struct tag though
spare quartz
That’s why I’m saying
timid quartz
that's the library
timid quartz
I really don't see your point
spare quartz
Using delimiters in strings is always bad.
It really cannot be more simplified than that.
timid quartz
hold on im trying to figure out the reflection api
timid quartz
It really cannot be more simplified than that.
I WAS thinking of doing something like this
// validators[field name](field value)
var validators map[string]func(string) bool{
// ...
}
but then using it would be less convenient
func ValidateQuery[Q any](
c *fiber.Ctx,
validators map[string]func(string) bool,
) error {
var query Q
queryType := reflect.ValueOf(query)
parsedQuery := c.QueryParser(&query)
errs := make([]error, 0, queryType.NumField())
for k, v := range validators {
field := queryType.FieldByName(k)
if !field.IsValid() { /* insert error */ }
if !v(field.Interface().(string)) { /* insert error */ }
}
return errs
}
I'm assuming this is what you were thinking of as a more powerful alternative
spare quartz
well strings can be just as powerful as an array of x elements
its just parsing overhead and CPU scanning that makes me sad
spare quartz
いいえ、your momからです
timid quartz
I'll take a little more overhead for a little more ergonomics
timid quartz
I WAS thinking of doing something like this
```go
// validators[field name](fiel...
this also falls apart quickly because it relies on all the fields in the generic Q struct to be strings
when in reality, fiber's QueryParser can parse more than just strings
spare quartz
really, the problem is fiber. remove all your libraries remove all your libraries remove all your libraries remove all your libraries
timid quartz
And because of that, if you have say an int in your query, you have to parse it as an int to use it
after you validate it
or in my case, UUIDs
spare quartz
uuids are a scam..
timid quartz
UUIDs are the reason behind a few of the decisions I made
because the db uses them as primary keys
and I need them as a specific UUID type rather than a string representation when using them
and my current solution handles parsing them into that specific type as part of validation ❤️
timid quartz
uuids are a scam..
the ONE thing I don't like about postgres
is how SERIAL works
SERIAL is just an autoincrementing integer
but like if I do an invalid INSERT
it still increments the stupid SERIAL value
inefficient!
spare quartz
efficient... promise..
timid quartz
CREATE TABLE test (
id SERIAL PRIMARY KEY,
field VARCHAR(2) NOT NULL
);
INSERT INTO test (field) VALUES ('hi'); --success, id=1
INSERT INTO test (field) VALUES ('oh'); --success, id=2
INSERT INTO test (field) VALUES (NULL); --fail
INSERT INTO test (field) VALUES ('he'); --success, id=4
the problem is the last insert
I would want id=3
but uh
postgres say nuh uh
spare quartz
```sql
CREATE TABLE test (
id SERIAL PRIMARY KEY,
field VARCHAR(2) NOT NULL
...
wait huh why does INSERT INTO test (field) VALUES (NULL); --fail increment it
poorly coded db better luck next time
timid quartz
because postgres
that's why it increments it
that's the only thing I don't like about postgres
but otherwise it's way more powerful than mariadb and even has sharding built in ❤️
no more fucking GALERA
ugh hate that thing
spare quartz
use bsl db..
timid quartz
no
spare quartz
coming out before 2050..
timid quartz
relational dbs are peak
timid quartz
you and your inefficient file system vs me and my lightning fast relational database
timid quartz
me with my BLAZINGLY FAST file system
you when you have to traverse a directory structure to search vs me when I can just look in the engine
spare quartz
you when you have to traverse a directory structure to search vs me when I can j...
me when i just have a set of banked files 👍
reminds me...... i need to update our old loggers soon
timid quartz
data consistency and deduplication in the rdbms too ❤️
spare quartz
(probably doesn't even have femto-second level timings)
spare quartz
timid quartz
mmm rdbms is probably faster than that for data accessing
timid quartz
super duper slow..
cd table1 && cat column1 vs SELECT * FROM table1
spare quartz
`cd table1 && cat column1` vs `SELECT * FROM table1`
fake..
timid quartz
real
timid quartz
*drops*
spare quartz
of course the db user drops stuff
smh
BCRYPT_USE_SYSTEM_PREFERRED_RNG is only supported at PASSIVE_LEVEL IRQL. For more information, see Remarks.
timid quartz
(these are basically enums)
but yknow what would be better than object : Whatever<Thing>
enum class RandomFeatureExpression { SYSTEM_PREFERRED, RANDOM, FIPS_THING }
no
timid quartz
yeah they do...
timid quartz
yeah you can..
spare quartz
do it
spare quartz
that's not type safety moron
NTSTATUS BCryptGenRandom(
[in, out] BCRYPT_ALG_HANDLE hAlgorithm,
[in, out] PUCHAR pbBuffer,
[in] ULONG cbBuffer,
[in] ULONG dwFlags
);
#define BCRYPT_RNG_ALG_HANDLE ((BCRYPT_ALG_HANDLE) 0x00000081)
anyways hold these
timid quartz
that's not type safety moron
i dont get it
your code is too stupid for a smartie like me to get it
what is it doing that you haven't shown in that image to ensure type safety
spare quartz
i dont get it
if you did system.get(<ENUM>)
the result would not be able to be typed with functions like nextBytes
it would just be the highest hiarchical object
which provides nothing
timid quartz
the result would not be able to be typed with functions like nextBytes
ok I raise you this function
// in system
fun get(thing: EnumType): TheTypeYouNeed {
when (thing) //...
}
doesn't require the use of object : Whatever
spare quartz
object : ... is fine ???
timid quartz
you would need to do that for every single class
how doe syour thing do it then
show me the internals of that function
timid quartz
system.get
spare quartz
timid quartz
that looks horrid
spare quartz
looks fine to me
timid quartz
also @Suppress("UNCHECKED_CAST") typical JVM L
timid quartz
ew you also didn't document what exceptions your thing throws
spare quartz
don't need to
timid quartz
yes you do...
how else would I, as a caller of your fuction, know what exceptions your function throws
spare quartz
let your program crash and burn
timid quartz
lame
I dont wanna let it crash and burn, I wanna know how to handle it before I run it
spare quartz
lame
(but the real answer is you're not going to be using this)
(so i don't need to design for anyone but myself!)
timid quartz
lame
ok so like
imagine
your thing is used in production
goes fine for months
suddenly someone does something that triggers an exception that you didnt document
timid quartz
now your production environment is down
and you have to write in a check for that function
losing users, potentially money
this is why I really like Rust because the E in Result<T, E> documents everything that could go wrong that you should handle
:3
timid quartz
urstp
timid quartz
can you encode an image in a urstp rogram..
const IMAGE: &[u8] = include_bytes!("yourimage.png");
timid quartz
const IMAGE: &[u8] = include_bytes!("atp_irl.png");
i wish .
spare quartz
timid quartz
stop using pro-JVM language
spare quartz
stop using pro-JVM language
spare quartz
Damn…
Modern phones are so strong
I keep dropping my phone and all it gets at worse is a scratch
spare quartz
timid quartz
is that bayacringe and her "husband"
spare quartz
w what
flint belfry
Burn Down The Convention
spare quartz
nnnno.
spare quartz
I’m going to burn YOU.
spare quartz
planes die when given gasoline moron
flint belfry
not this plane
spare quartz
my computer will one day run on gasoline though
flint belfry
inb4 you say fat fuck
spare quartz
1.1 gallons for 5 hours 💪
flint belfry
1.1 gallons for 5 hours 💪
your computer is inefficient
spare quartz
very efficient
then I need to fit that + a lead acid battery in a backpack
and be strong enough to carry 100 pounds of electrical equipment
and my computer will be portable!!
flint belfry
you went to a gsa auction and saw a jet engine for 0.00001 cents and bought it
spare quartz
flint belfry
spare quartz
you went to a gsa auction and saw a jet engine for 0.00001 cents and bought it
before GSA went down they were selling a jet engine
flint belfry
YEP
spare quartz
… for $5,000,000
spare quartz
Functional
flint belfry
make ssense
flint belfry
Including planes
including what...
spare quartz
spare quartz
I ate her.
spare quartz
flint belfry
waiter waiter more 500 soda iv bags please
flint belfry
sprite
flint belfry
still soda regardless
spare quartz
okay fatty
flint belfry
cant believe you shared your surgery photos
spare quartz
flint belfry
we are not the same
spare quartz
you’re both nerds
Shut up nerd
timid quartz
spare quartz
timid quartz
timid quartz
burnt locust
wrong channel bro
spare quartz
correct channel
normal bison
spare quartz
The handle of an algorithm provider that uses symmetric keys. Examples of types of algorithms include Ciphers, and Key Derivation Functions (KDF). This handle is obtained by calling the BCryptOpenAlgorithmProvider function, or may be a CNG Algorithm Pseudo-handle.
[情報 | 10/04 04:36:28.911894 | TMP logger | new[3]] Cipher [1]: Needs implementation: AES
[情報 | 10/04 04:36:28.938281 | TMP logger | new[3]] Cipher [1]: Needs implementation: 3DES
[情報 | 10/04 04:36:28.938281 | TMP logger | new[3]] Cipher [1]: Needs implementation: 3DES_112
[情報 | 10/04 04:36:28.939280 | TMP logger | new[3]] Cipher [1]: Needs implementation: XTS-AES
[情報 | 10/04 04:36:28.939280 | TMP logger | new[3]] Cipher [1]: Needs implementation: DESX
[情報 | 10/04 04:36:28.940282 | TMP logger | new[3]] Cipher [1]: Needs implementation: DES
[情報 | 10/04 04:36:28.940282 | TMP logger | new[3]] Cipher [1]: Needs implementation: RC2
[情報 | 10/04 04:36:28.940282 | TMP logger | new[3]] Cipher [1]: Needs implementation: RC4
[情報 | 10/04 04:36:28.941791 | TMP logger | new[3]] Cipher [1]: Needs implementation: CHACHA20_POLY1305
proud creek
huh
proud creek
just interesting
spare quartz
#define NTDDI_WINTHRESHOLD 0x0A000000 /* ABRACADABRA_THRESHOLD */
#define NTDDI_WIN10 0x0A000000 /* ABRACADABRA_THRESHOLD */
#define NTDDI_WIN10_TH2 0x0A000001 /* ABRACADABRA_WIN10_TH2 */
#define NTDDI_WIN10_RS1 0x0A000002 /* ABRACADABRA_WIN10_RS1 */
#define NTDDI_WIN10_RS2 0x0A000003 /* ABRACADABRA_WIN10_RS2 */
#define NTDDI_WIN10_RS3 0x0A000004 /* ABRACADABRA_WIN10_RS3 */
#define NTDDI_WIN10_RS4 0x0A000005 /* ABRACADABRA_WIN10_RS4 */
#define NTDDI_WIN10_RS5 0x0A000006 /* ABRACADABRA_WIN10_RS5 */
#define NTDDI_WIN10_19H1 0x0A000007 /* ABRACADABRA_WIN10_19H1*/
it is time tooo
contribute to microsoft learn
flint belfry
i hacked into their pc since i got a private key off urs
now theyre suffering PEAK instead of SLOP
:))
flint belfry
spare quartz
they did that to themselves!!!
spare quartz
because the makemon community has quite a large intersect with deltarune and object show fans 🤮
flint belfry
do not put my peak next to Whatever That Is
flint belfry
object show fans are a whole different breed of fandom
spare quartz
i should apply !
flint belfry
https://careers.microsoft.com/v2/global/en/home.html
if you get accepted and successfully convince bill gates to remove all copilot and ai from windows i will play slopachao
spare quartz
bill gates doesn't really even work with ms anymore though 😭
spare quartz
im not sure if he's even employed by them
flint belfry
idfk
spare quartz
if you get accepted and successfully convince bill gates to remove all copilot a...
well, technically, they have already done that
but for EU countries
flint belfry
not for america
spare quartz
you can enable the option to disable and remove copilot very simply
they put the regional config in a json file
flint belfry
i mean like competely removing ai from microsoft
flint belfry
die
flint belfry
id rather kms
spare quartz
:<
anyways
i hope that microsoft employee accepts my change
i can say i worked for a company!!! (for 20 minutes!!!!)
flint belfry
i hope that microsoft employee accepts my change
"Hello Miko Elbrecht.
After careful examination and review of your application, we have decided to send you to the sun. No, we did not deny your application, nor did our team accept it, if anything, it was so horrificaly bad that we have decided to send you to the sun.
You have surpassed our expectations, and not in a good way. This is by god the worst application that Microsoft ™ has seen to date, and would make Bill Gates roll in his grave.
God rest your soul.
Kind Regards,
-employee 38253584353458 from microsoft"
spare quartz
"Hello Miko Elbrecht.
After careful examination and review of your application, ...
the WORST part about having a job
or getting one for that matter
is that sooooooooooo many require you to go outside....
and texas is terrible for that....
spare quartz
is that sooooooooooo many require you to go outside....
Required Qualifications:
Bachelor's Degree in Computer Science
and this too...
but i am technically forced to go to a college cause i lose my medical benefits if i do not
sooooo augghhh
flint belfry
is that sooooooooooo many require you to go outside....
i cant tell if your actually applying for one now because i bothered you into doing it or your just doing it for no reason
im going with because i bothered you for 4 months
spare quartz
i cant tell if your actually applying for one now because i bothered you into do...
well two reasons
yes you contributed into making me apply
flint belfry
Success
spare quartz
but two my mom really wants me to get a job and ALSO pursue higher education
spare quartz
but i am technically forced to go to a college cause i lose my medical benefits ...
because..
oh hooray
i won't die
flint belfry
i won't die
:(
||/j||
flint belfry
send me Airplane Creatures
spare quartz
send me kemono
flint belfry
your a scammer
spare quartz
nope
flint belfry
yes
flint belfry
you need to sned me plane dragons because i told lay to dm you
flint belfry
[You'll pay for this...]
spare quartz
you need to sned me plane dragons because i told lay to dm you
they did it on their own.
spare quartz
nope
spare quartz
SEND ME AIRPLANE DRAGONS ATP
send me kemono kade .
actually wait .
what job do you even work at
or do i mena
flint belfry
send me kemono kade .
nevr fuck yuou
flint belfry
or do i mena
what
flint belfry
what job do you even work at
tech support or whatever
spare quartz
tech support or whatever
so low skill............
flint belfry
i manage like 40 computers and related bullshit for companies (mainly email)
spare quartz
i am too .
flint belfry
EVERY SINGLE JOB I WANT NEEDS A HIGHSCHOOL EDUCATION OR HIGHER
flint belfry
i am too .
MF YOU AINT GOT A JOB I WANT
spare quartz
okay well what job do you want .
flint belfry
YOUR A GSA SUCKUP
flint belfry
okay well what job do you want .
server management or networking
flipping governemnt electronics is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOWW SKILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
spare quartz
flipping governemnt electronics is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOWW SKILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
nope... it means im so good at financies...
spare quartz
ALSO my preferred job is programming (specifically programming)
flint belfry
ALSO my preferred job is programming (specifically programming)
ai prompts are coming for you
spare quartz
they are not
flint belfry
(im not supporting ai its just thats basically whats happening with companies atm)
spare quartz
i literally use ai in my work moron 😭
flint belfry
(fuck ai)
flint belfry
i literally use ai in my work moron 😭
HUH
flint belfry
inb4 the ai replaces the programm-
spare quartz
part of the thing with ai is that it of course has no idea what it's doing and makes up crap (especially in programming)
it has no idea how to search for and a read a header file when interacting with an api
BUT i think its stupid to call ai in general bad
flint belfry
BUT i think its stupid to call ai in general bad
i hate ai thats like
photo generation
spare quartz
specific applications like video and image generation are harmful to our society though
flint belfry
or like those shitty slop videos
flint belfry
specific applications like video and image generation are harmful to our society...
yes those
spare quartz
because you could seriously incriminate someone with that
flint belfry
destroy those
they have zero benefit
i literally cannot think of a usecase
besides social media farming and other related stuff
spare quartz
only the "image generation" in the way that chatgpt can make a graph for you using python is acceptable to me
flint belfry
but like chatgpt as an assistant when you dont know how to do something (openwrt is still a hell to me) is fine though
spare quartz
but sora is literally just a criminals tool
flint belfry
only the "image generation" in the way that chatgpt can make a graph for you usi...
when i mean image generaion i mean like
fucking
tung tung sharour
or the brainrot memes
that type of image generation
litearlly any photorealistic image generation is useless besides brainrot shits and giggles that no one cares about
spare quartz
WELL
flint belfry
thats usually what i refer to when i mean fuck ai
spare quartz
actually there is one set of photo generation that i disagree with
but it is practically useful
and that is GPU upscaling / frame generation
flint belfry
ehhhh i mean i guess??
it kinda sucks ass most of the time though
spare quartz
in my experience it's very awful for some games and just a shortcut to high FPS but it is practically useful for some
flint belfry
in my experience it's very awful for some games and just a shortcut to high FPS ...
yes exactly
spare quartz
theres also the dumb "AI" version of that in MP4 (e.g. AVC)s but nobody would really call that AI
flint belfry
i especially hate the video openai put out a week ago
this one
this one gets me MAD
spare quartz
https://fixupx.com/OpenAI/status/1973071069016641829
sam altman is just turning into jd vance but for ai people 😭
flint belfry
the "me getting arrested for faked cctv evidence" memes are starting to get realistic
spare quartz
have you seen the generated videos of him stealing from a gpu store
spare quartz
flint belfry
OH YEAH THAT ONE
spare quartz
https://fixupx.com/OpenAI/status/1973071069016641829
i gotta say though........ that is mad impressive.......
flint belfry
spare quartz
ngl
flint belfry
i gotta say though........ that is mad impressive.......
impressive yes but not in reality
spare quartz
when google pushed for that media tagging thing a few years ago
and everyone said it was "bad"
flint belfry
we went from distorted drake (?) eating spaghetti to fucking this
flint belfry
no ai button on every website please!!
spare quartz
no ai button on every website please!!
no that stays specifically on p sites
because they have more skill in tagging than actual social media (go figure)
flint belfry
ramb
spare quartz
ramb
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A JOB WHERE I CAN REPLACE YOU!!! YAY!!!!
flint belfry
OH
spare quartz
hold on i need to create a new microsoft account
flint belfry
uhhh die
spare quartz
both of my old ones are for minecraft and whatever when i was7
spare quartz
you still type like you're 7
flint belfry
i dont need good grammar to get my point across
spare quartz
flint belfry
plus this channel isnt an essay
flint belfry
shes going to hell
spare quartz
not a she
flint belfry
ITS going to hell
flint belfry
genderfluid....................
THE LIQUID is going to hell
flint belfry
dm
spare quartz
how old are you before i say it
flint belfry
16 turning 17 in 2 months
flint belfry
if its about that one game then i probabyl already know what your gonna say
flint belfry
ugh JUST DM ME IT
spare quartz
ugh JUST DM ME IT
I LOVE APPLYING FOR JOBS
(i had to lie on like 4 of these)
(i dont have a degree. bugt i hope they consider me anyways!)
spare quartz
Romania??? Australia???
they are remote!!! it’ll be fine!!!
anyways in total I applied to 15
Unfortunately I had to lie for all of them.
timid quartz
You still need work authorization and it’ll uber-complicate your taxes 😭
spare quartz
You still need work authorization and it’ll uber-complicate your taxes 😭
don’t worry
I got this.
timid quartz
inb4 0 interviews
timid quartz
? wdym
spare quartz
Microsoft does not require cameras for interviews
timid quartz
LOL bro Microsoft is NOT hiring you
spare quartz
But they do need a Microphone.
spare quartz
LOL bro Microsoft is NOT hiring you
?
They literally make accessibility requests and state that you don’t need it 😭
timid quartz
Microsoft is EXTREMELY competitive
timid quartz
If you even get an interview for Microsoft I’m killing myself
timid quartz
They are that competitive
spare quartz
Okay but maybe you just haven’t tried
timid quartz
Mfw I have
spare quartz
When…
timid quartz
Every app I’ve sent to them has not gone to interview
spare quartz
Try more!!!
spare quartz
Job applications like GSA are no-cost
timid quartz
There is no shot you get a job at MS
timid quartz
I’m going to be dead on the street
spare quartz
NO YOURE NOT
timid quartz
They’re gonna find me hanging from the ceiling
timid quartz
If Microsoft hires you over me all I can do atp is just curl up and die
spare quartz
Big fat lie…
spare quartz
Besides I still have to pursue higher education anyways
spare quartz
It’s just MS
have you tried applying to like
The NSA… or defense companies… or…
well… diversifying…
意味
timid quartz
I have been applying to any open posting I find
spare quartz
Mmmmmbmbbmbmb,,,
timid quartz
I will be shocked if you get even so much as an automated rejection email from MS
spare quartz
But
Their whole job application thing is a panel
I mean I got a rejection email from the NSA..?
I only applied for one thing there though
timid quartz
Their whole job application thing is a panel
I don’t see how that affects things
timid quartz
I mean I got a rejection email from the NSA..?
The last time I applied to MS I didn’t get a rejection email it just popped up as “no longer under consideration” on the portal
spare quartz
Huh
timid quartz
A lot of software companies don’t bother sending you rejection emails
Sometimes they come 6 months after sometimes they don’t come at all
spare quartz
Ok… no-ted…
Question… if you had the answer
If it does accept you for an interview, how long do you have to respond
timid quartz
I would respond asap
timid quartz
If they give you a time frame for when they want to do it then respond at least a BUSINESS day or two before that time frame begins
timid quartz
If they don’t give you a time frame then I wouldn’t keep them waiting for longer than a couple of business days
spare quartz
I have doctors appointments to go to in 4
timid quartz
If you have extenuating circumstances like that, then mention it in your response email and they’ll work around it probably
spare quartz
Also i had to mark myself as disabled for every single job opportunity with my diagnosis… yay….
spare quartz
If you have extenuating circumstances like that, then mention it in your respons...
Oh okay
timid quartz
Have you gotten an interview?
spare quartz
No just preplanning
timid quartz
ic
spare quartz
It’s best to at least have the information rather than to do ad lib
timid quartz
But yeah just be like “I can meet for an interview on <these days>. I cannot meet on <these days> because of <doctor’s appointments, etc>.”
timid quartz
Keep updating on anything that comes out of your applications
I’m genuinely curious
Also I thought you were gonna pre-enlist and go into the military once you turned 18?
spare quartz
No I never considered pre enlistment
I do consider military but
If I get a job I’m doing that first
spare quartz
Person makes other plans so they don’t put all their eggs in one basket
Big whoop
timid quartz
Person makes other plans so they don’t put all their eggs in one basket
Maybe I need to consider a career in the military then….
spare quartz
rustlet…..
timid quartz
Cause I ain’t getting ANY careers elsewhere
Either that or like idk I go become a monk
spare quartz
for chaoism… (an offshoot of shintoism)
spare quartz
I’d probably be a Benedictine or smth
Eggs Jennifer Benedict???
timid quartz
@rustic vine maybe we aren’t as cooked 🙏
timid quartz
Eggs Jennifer Benedict???
rustic vine
<@412729903893708801> maybe we aren’t as cooked 🙏
stooooooooooooooop with the ai slop
rustic vine
there are "neurodiversity" specific hires??
isn't "separate but equal" the thing we were tryna get rid of??
this ain't even "equal"
im so confused
spare quartz
well.. this doesn’t exactly affect me..
spare quartz
there are "neurodiversity" specific hires??
I didn’t see those
All I saw was the disability self reporting option
So im not sure what those jobs are about
timid quartz
stooooooooooooooop with the ai slop
what do u think atp's chances of getting an interview from MS are
spare quartz
he dont know you:X:
timid quartz
introduce us then
spare quartz
no
timid quartz
guess you wont ever have me on anything other than discord
spare quartz
thats fine
timid quartz
no
why not matrix
you use telegram yet you can't implement your own version of the app/your own telegram server
spare quartz
because im not contending with 3 chat platforms for the sake of one person
spare quartz
plus it'd probably just cause another bout of OCD from me
timid quartz
wdym
spare quartz
ocassionally i get really bad FOMO
compulsively so
and i need to constantly check chats to see changes
spare quartz
I GOT PIZZA
timid quartz
maybe one day
I can count on one hand the number of people online who know my irl details
timid quartz
spare quartz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ3DEnvJ464
satisfactory is SO fun
when you unlock the jetpack and rifle and go huunting wit hyour friend
👍
its not so fun when the game hard crashes
spare quartz
yo're so mean ..
timid quartz
it's my anti kotlin countermeasures
spare quartz
but satisfactory is a C++ game ☹️
timid quartz
but you are kotlin
spare quartz
they'll get you stuck on the jvm forever
:3
timid quartz
this is not a :3
timid quartz
❌
timid quartz
spare quartz
(there is no openjdk team on sparc)
there IS https://openjdk.org/projects/zero/
but idk if terry ever tried that
also AOT is a very modern thing so even less guarantee
spare quartz
spare quartz
flint belfry
spare quartz
timid quartz
because they're kotlin users
flint belfry
timid quartz
https://www.meetup.com/rust-boulder-denver/
too bad I don't live in denver
timid quartz
baby eating kotlin user
spare quartz
spare quartz
god
i might actually need to replace the mod loader we use
neoforge kinda sucks ass
timid quartz
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timid quartz
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spare quartz
even worse
timid quartz
@flint belfry I think I found the issue, linux is just boring
flint belfry
YOU CANT MAKE ME GO BACK TO RETAIL
FLORIDA
timid quartz
timid quartz
https://fixupx.com/OhayoMybrother/status/1974359333266993636
based
work work work work work work work
no rest
all of japanese society should follow
hope she bans all vtubers and influencers next ❤️
and then shuts off tourism
spare quartz
https://youtube.com/shorts/uOMekxbhzzE
剣 [けん] sword
拳 [けん] fist (by itself just say [こぶし] kobushi though)
県 [けん] prefecture
けんけん [suru verb] hopping on one foot
haha thats so cool
completely epheremal modding
timid quartz
completely epheremal modding
What does this mean
spare quartz
What does this mean
to use our mod loader
-javaagent:EAM-D0F0P0.jar="-mod_type=minecraft -mod_arg=-version=1.21.9"
you just run minecraft with this command line
and to switch back to vanilla
you just remove the line
(since this uses BSLs argument parser you can also use -help to get BSL/flag info on the loader and its modification modules too)
timid quartz
There’s no way your mod loader is gonna get put in a launcher
spare quartz
it's not designed to
breadmod has been in development for 2 years
it's basically just a technical passion project
we have no intentions to publish it outside of our use
spare quartz
There’s no way your mod loader is gonna get put in a launcher
plus other mod loaders are way more in depth than this
ours is just a jar file + command line
others literally replace game files
additionally ours can target any minecraft version...
timid quartz
and also cli config <<<<< config files