💽Programming Chat v2

[rustic vine]

all I need to do is take what im doing with JNI rn

and try to move it to that

[spare quartz]

"external to the JVM" - i mean stuff executed alongside the JVM, interacting with it (e.g. a native application hooking into the JVM)

[rustic vine]

but I briefly looked and it doesn't seem trivial

and very verbose

[spare quartz]

it's very easy to trivialize

[rustic vine]

I'll send more specifics when I actually try it

[timid quartz]

rust's is fine...

the jvm only needs a super advanced one cause it's not a native language...

[spare quartz]

it's a master language*

designed to replace all native languages*

(although "native language" is a bit of misnomer cause compilation blah blah)

[timid quartz]

lame language*

that is getting superseded by native languages*

[spare quartz]

also codev gave me a piece of code he's porting

and in my head i just went

"oh these guys aren't bad programmers they're just c devs"

cause they use enums terribly, name things terribly, and also iterate terribly

at least in the context of java

やべえ…動画見るだけでニヤケが止まらない…

[timid quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1322722035394416660/1420161847109226657/G1gm2HUWAAAZYBi.png?ex=68d46449&is=68d312c9&hm=571a99fc72bb0882c0b12022acba63454de094201af35469a50e9e0defa640b6&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=710&height=1418

[flint belfry]

why do you have a floppy reader

legitimately restarting the matrix gc but not having it ass would be cool since some people are banned from qsp and literally were only here for this channel

if it doesn't go awfully this time

[timid quartz]

Lmao

Inb4 atp gets banned again

[flint belfry]

why did she get banned last time

wasnt it some dumb bullshit

[pastel tinsel]

ughhh stop stealing my memes from the gc and posting them here

[timid quartz]

I have to send them so atp can see them

[timid quartz]

No….Java can’t be winning….. https://youtu.be/spJwsa4KFrU?si=XqZ6Y4C5h7CJMBVW

There I fixed it ❤️

[jovial rose]

steals your variables

[spare quartz]

Zzzzzzz

[spare quartz]

It was in my boxes

[spare quartz]

I FINALLY GOT A FIX

my DOP is incredibly good too

[A, 3, 12, 05, 25, 21, 24, 06, 11, 19, , , , , 1.96, 0.97, 1.70]
3D fix
Satellites 12, 05, 25, 24, 24, 06, 11, 19, x, x, x, x
Position DOP: 1.96
Horizontal DOP: 0.97
Vertical DOP: 1.70

[4, 1, 14, 09, 01, 071, , 11, 69, 351, 24]
[4, 2, 14, 12, 61, 307, 08, 17, 11, 094, 15, 19, 28, 081, 22, 21, 55, 145, 29]
[4, 3, 14, 22, 13, 146, , 24, 15, 231, 09, 25, 29, 315, 23, 29, 03, 292, ]
[4, 4, 14, 46, 42, 231, , 48, 45, 226, ]

14 satellites in view
satellite #05 : elevation 33, azimuth 186, 20 dBhz
satellite #06 : elevation 35, azimuth 037, 07 dBhz
satellite #09 : elevation 01, azimuth 071, (untracked)
satellite #11 : elevation 69, azimuth 351, 24 dBhz
...

[rustic vine]

dang, like meth or something else?

[spare quartz]

Checksum: 0x06 [valid]
Op / Nav: Automatic 2D/3D mode [A] / 2D Fix [2]
Satellites: [29, 13, 15, 18]
PDOP, HDOP, VDOP: 2.44, 2.22, 1.00
GPS BIIRM-5
GPS BIIR-2
GPS BIIRM-4
GPS BIII-2
11:54:19Z
Latitude: 29°, 18', 46.87800" (North [N])
Longitude: 98°, 23', 9.63360" (West [W])
Altitude / Geoid Separation: 163.7 / -22.5 m
Quality / Satellites Used: Standard GPS (2D/3D) [1] / 5
HDOP: 1.77

[rustic vine]

is that your "fix"

[spare quartz]

yes

[rustic vine]

everyone is different its a little weird to get high off that but I dunno im not judging

[spare quartz]

i think i DO need to filter some of this data

the RMC / GLL / GGA specifically...

the altitude can vary from 160 - 180 m

[rustic vine]

KALMAN FILTER

[spare quartz]

and whatever geoid separation is

[timid quartz]

You’re built like a geoid

[spare quartz]

your mom

[rustic vine]

your bob

[spare quartz]

https://youtu.be/em9mAuBm4zE?list=RDMM

that gif was a misclick

its false info

[rustic vine]

nobody saw cuz we arent chronically addicted to this chat

ok maybe a little

but like not as bad

its not our fix

[spare quartz]

aera has message logging

[rustic vine]

aera should

man up

[rustic vine]

instead of sitting in the logs

[spare quartz]

write this harry.... write thi.s...

these messages are so tedious......

[rustic vine]

how about u ask

gpt-5 pro

to do it for u

its like a little intern u have to manage

kinda fun

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/gregtech-jumpscare-foxnap-leaomartelo-gif-27272747

Course over ground and Ground speed [VTG]
GNSS Satellites in View [GSV]

[rustic vine]

oh atp did u see

err

[spare quartz]

err

[rustic vine]

new chinese carrier used emals for their 5th gen j35

[spare quartz]

i heard aboot it

[rustic vine]

its the first emals launch of a 5th gen fighter

pretty cool

I thought the US already did that tho

guess not

[spare quartz]

apparently the f-35c still uses steam catapults

[rustic vine]

oh huh

are they more powerful or something

[spare quartz]

i dunno

im not a boat person

[rustic vine]

I just remember seeing years ago that the US launched a car or truck thing

off their carrier or whatever

using magnets

and I thought that was cool

I swear that was so long ago

[spare quartz]

The size and manpower requirements of steam catapults place limits on their capabilities. A newer approach is the electromagnetic catapult, such as Electromagnetic Aircraft Launch System (EMALS) developed by General Atomics.

apparently the method was developed by GA which is us... but i guess its just not deployed for f-35/f-22 yet

[rustic vine]

oh

huh

[spare quartz]

Linear induction motors have been experimented with before, such as Westinghouse's Electropult system in 1945.[22] However, at the beginning of the 21st century, navies again started experimenting with catapults powered by linear induction motors and electromagnets. Electromagnetic catapult would be more energy efficient on nuclear-powered aircraft carriers and would alleviate some of the dangers posed by using pressurized steam. On gas-turbine powered ships, an electromagnetic catapult would eliminate the need for a separate steam boiler for generating catapult steam. The U.S. Navy's Gerald R. Ford-class aircraft carriers and PLA Navy's Type 003 aircraft carrier included electromagnetic catapults in their design.

[rustic vine]

new chinese carrier looks real pretty

kinda exciting cuz I still totally support my country

good to see we are headed somewhere

after all that bad news about the economy

[spare quartz]

i wont support either until they use jvm in their planes......

https://tenor.com/view/java-duke-everywhere-computer-phone-gif-2655662629958065522

[rustic vine]

yea if jvm had better null safety then they prolly would

too bad it has balls safety

[spare quartz]

well

[rustic vine]

c# does null safety magnitudes better

[spare quartz]

there IS jvm for safety critical/rt environments

but it's not really talked about...

[rustic vine]

oh and if vahalla was a thing from the get go prolly would help

[rustic vine]

prolly cuz

it has less users than ada

[spare quartz]

令和７年９月１１日（木）午後１時頃、海上自衛隊は、魚釣島（沖縄県）の北西約２００ｋｍの海域において、同海域を南西進する中国海軍空母「福建」、ソブレメンヌイ級ミサイル駆逐艦（艦番号「１３６」）及びルーヤンⅡ級ミサイル駆逐艦（艦番号「１５２」）の計３隻を確認した。 このうち、空母「福建」は、海上自衛隊としては初めて確認したものである。 防衛省・自衛隊は、海上自衛隊第５航空群所属「Ｐ－３Ｃ」（那覇）により、警戒監視・情報収集を行った。

damn

what is a japanese caption doing on an english article

about a chinese carrier

[rustic vine]

the same person telling me abt the

chinese carrier said that

japan is finally getting their own carriers

[spare quartz]

wait rly

they're like the last country i would expect to get carriers

[rustic vine]

well... apparently they are redesignating their current "helicopter carriers" into "carriers"

[spare quartz]

oh

[rustic vine]

maybe u can learn more

from official sources

[spare quartz]

NMEA 0183 v2.3 Message
    Address: [GPS receiver [GP]: GNSS Satellites in View [GSV]]
    Fields: [4, 1, 13, 05, 19, 051, 08, 10, 16, 255, , 13, 34, 053, 14, 15, 66, 071, 25]
    Checksum: 0x78 [valid]
        1 / 4
        Satellites in view: 13
        [NMEAGSVSatelliteDetail(id=5, elevation=19, azimuth=51, signalStrength=8), NMEAGSVSatelliteDetail(id=10, elevation=16, azimuth=255, signalStrength=null), NMEAGSVSatelliteDetail(id=13, elevation=34, azimuth=53, signalStrength=14), NMEAGSVSatelliteDetail(id=15, elevation=66, azimuth=71, signalStrength=25)]
NMEA 0183 v2.3 Message
    Address: [GPS receiver [GP]: GNSS Satellites in View [GSV]]
    Fields: [4, 2, 13, 16, 03, 308, , 18, 51, 336, 18, 23, 50, 283, 27, 24, 14, 140, 12]
    Checksum: 0x7D [valid]
        2 / 4
        Satellites in view: 13
        [NMEAGSVSatelliteDetail(id=16, elevation=3, azimuth=308, signalStrength=null), NMEAGSVSatelliteDetail(id=18, elevation=51, azimuth=336, signalStrength=18), NMEAGSVSatelliteDetail(id=23, elevation=50, azimuth=283, signalStrength=27), NMEAGSVSatelliteDetail(id=24, elevation=14, azimuth=140, signalStrength=12)]
NMEA 0183 v2.3 Message
    Address: [GPS receiver [GP]: GNSS Satellites in View [GSV]]
    Fields: [4, 3, 13, 25, 01, 191, , 26, 06, 274, , 29, 61, 179, 36, 46, 42, 231, ]
    Checksum: 0x72 [valid]
        3 / 4
        Satellites in view: 13
        [NMEAGSVSatelliteDetail(id=25, elevation=1, azimuth=191, signalStrength=null), NMEAGSVSatelliteDetail(id=26, elevation=6, azimuth=274, signalStrength=null), NMEAGSVSatelliteDetail(id=29, elevation=61, azimuth=179, signalStrength=36), NMEAGSVSatelliteDetail(id=46, elevation=42, azimuth=231, signalStrength=null)]
NMEA 0183 v2.3 Message
    Address: [GPS receiver [GP]: GNSS Satellites in View [GSV]]
    Fields: [4, 4, 13, 48, 45, 226, ]
    Checksum: 0x40 [valid]
        4 / 4
        Satellites in view: 13
        [NMEAGSVSatelliteDetail(id=48, elevation=45, azimuth=226, signalStrength=null)]

oh waow thats big

[spare quartz]

ntpd-rs is implemented in Rust programming language which offers memory safety guarantees

🤮

[timid quartz]

:333

[spare quartz]

good news...

my NTP server implementation would be considered a "primary time server"

because GPS is just that good...

[timid quartz]

It may be memory safe, but it’s not fast

[spare quartz]

actually its faster than you*

[timid quartz]

❌

[spare quartz]

rust to be declared "slower than python"

[timid quartz]

rust to be delcared "faster than assembly"

[spare quartz]

[citation needed]

[timid quartz]

oh yeah why dont you cite yours

huh

[spare quartz]

Me, retrieved 2025-09-24.

[timid quartz]

untrustworthy source

statement invalidated

[spare quartz]

primary source.

[timid quartz]

still untrustworthy

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/air-space-museum-gif-21352465

[timid quartz]

gif stealer

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-bakamitai-dame-da-ne-funny-dame-dame-guy-gif-18313061816528146711

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/chickens-chicken-charge-chickens-running-tiktok-gif-20357241

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/945394424047882250/1199029773238796320/TGQwJaW.gif

[spare quartz]

This article contains a detailed walkthrough of how to use WinUSB functions to communicate with a USB device that is using Winusb.sys as its function driver.

[flint belfry]

7

[spare quartz]

serial interface api done ...

[spare quartz]

better ver

[spare quartz]

ALERT

SEGA HACKING NOT NEEDING

[spare quartz]

something!

[timid quartz]

if it was written in rust, it would work...

[spare quartz]

2025-09-24: 09:33:35Z

[spare quartz]

!!!

[flint belfry]

inb4 your ntp is like set to the dinosaur age

[flint belfry]

fuck

[spare quartz]

?

[spare quartz]

there

perfectly precise times

just need to add some extra stuff

now with nanosecond precision...

[spare quartz]

unfortunately

its accurate only up to 292 years without a GPS tick

so dont leave the GPS off for 292 years

@flint belfry server equipment update:

the state department terminated them ... looking for new ...

i wonder what those are..

NEED.....

SonicWall NSA-3650-1RK38OC7

OH

they're selling this for $100 :soB:

[flint belfry]

what even is that

[spare quartz]

tape drive array

$100

unfortuantely i cannot move it even if i really wanted it

it weighs 800 pounds

BUT i could move these...

[flint belfry]

that sticker is perfect for you

[spare quartz]

idiot i cant fit inside

[flint belfry]

Get in the box.

Get in the box.

[flint belfry]

Get

[flint belfry]

remove trays

boom

[spare quartz]

this stuff for like $137...

but idk if its worth it..

[flint belfry]

those poweredges are too old to be of value to me (the ones at mram are probably better that should say something)

but that netapp

i wonder

is there a model no. for it

[spare quartz]

2 NetApp Disk Arrays (Model #NAF1601 Serial #721708000014 and Model #DS4246 Serial #SHJGD1702000048)

[flint belfry]

oh my god are these fucking scsi jbods

the DS4246 is sas

but the other one is fuckin scsi

24 drives,,,

[spare quartz]

theres closer server equipment to me, which i hope to get, but i'm keeping them hidden for now...

specifically an entire box of cat6 i want though!!!

[spare quartz]

Hard drives have been removed from the servers and disk arrays.

one auction will eventually come up where they don't remove drives...

(except for the CBP one where they just accidentally left an ssd in)

Dell PowerEdge R530 (2016) server with DDR4 memory slots (4GB-32GB). Supports up to 8 x 3.5" SAS/SATA/SSD drives (**NOTE: HARD DRIVES REMOVED). Sold as-is. Buyer arranges shipping or pickup at White Sands National Park, NM (M-F, 8 AM - 2 PM) with 24-hour notice. Dimensions: 26"L x 18"W x 4"H, ~55 lbs. (ICN: 148324-5223 #0001)

wow this one is in excellent condition

unfortunately too far for me..

[flint belfry]

NEURON ACTIVATCATION

[flint belfry]

FUCK

[spare quartz]

(its in new mexico)

[flint belfry]

cough cough cough cough

cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

[spare quartz]

oh my god bruh why cant this be me

[flint belfry]

because your banned from networking

[spare quartz]

think about the UNREALIZED GAINS, kade!!!!!!

[flint belfry]

where is that

[spare quartz]

i dont know what state ID is

Iorth Dakota

[flint belfry]

wtfis boise

the noise from pizza tower

[spare quartz]

wtf??

these things have full formatting??

thats cool i guess

[rustic vine]

wait he uncrated

to take pictures

so its used

send a message tell him to mark it down

cuz its open box

[spare quartz]

its already marked down

[rustic vine]

MORE

[spare quartz]

cant you see the green text

[rustic vine]

lowball the guy

[spare quartz]

再同期コマンドをローカル コンピューターに送信しています

[spare quartz]

aera.. you already sent this..

do you want kemono art..

[rustic vine]

?????????????

oh

is that a stab at python

that doesnt look that verbose to me..

seems fine??

[spare quartz]

java so good you can just write any programming language in it now 💪

[rustic vine]

people r weird

[timid quartz]

❌

Drink once, vomit everywhere

[spare quartz]

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[lavish dove]

Of all languages to call verbose corporate garbage

[wicked cliff]

ばやちゃおは病ですよ

[timid quartz]

病 means sick as in illness not sick as in cool

[spare quartz]

アニフレメイン組擬人化(ミニキャラバージョン)

[spare quartz]

ughughg

need to write my own router soon

i wonder how hard making a modem would be

[timid quartz]

Uh probably

Well…maybe not

Considering that most ISPs will let you bring your own modem, the way the signal is modulated and demodulated probably isn’t proprietary

[spare quartz]

yeah but it still requires authentication and dealing with optics

i just wonder how hard it would be if you had a terminal and a computer

(even though most of it is probably electrical engineering and outside of my knowledge)

i wonder what interface this uses ..

i already have one apart of my AT&T one so i dont need to drop another $100

oh

turns out they just make pcie adapters for them

[timid quartz]

Yeah lol

[spare quartz]

alright so

easier than i thought...

i hope AT&T won't mind me stealing an ont sfp stick from them

[timid quartz]

It’ll alert the AT&T hit squad the moment you plug it in

[spare quartz]

its okay they don't care

[spare quartz]

okay NOW

i need to attach a JVM to it

[timid quartz]

EWWW

Why would you ruin a perfectly good SFP like that

[spare quartz]

thats not an sfp.

this is my sfp.

[timid quartz]

That’s not your sfp

The JVM is your sfp

SINGLE POINT OF FAILURE THAT IS HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[spare quartz]

im going to "reflash" your "brain" with a WRENCH TO THE SKULL

ギャー！あーしがいる！！！😭😭
テンパり散らかしてたのでほんと！おはずかしー😂😂💕可愛く描いてもらえてうれしーー！！

[timid quartz]

Down with the JVM!!!! This is what the JVM turns people into!!!! Violent criminals!!!!!

Most violent Rust user (harmless) vs most peaceful JVM user (has committed 13 war crimes)

[timid quartz]

fpga❤️

[spare quartz]

going to pllug it into a pcie port..

[timid quartz]

https://as206628.net/

Some random out here running their own AS

[spare quartz]

theres a lot of people doing that

its not exactly special

but what i do want to do.... is learn how to use my nokia sfp... and plug it into an optiplex

when i have the money..

[timid quartz]

What’s BEG’s ASN then huh

[spare quartz]

also my GPS is now permanently receiving a signal so thats nice

[spare quartz]

American Telephone & Telegraph Corporation

[timid quartz]

❌ you don’t own that ASN

[spare quartz]

we do 👍

[timid quartz]

❌

[spare quartz]

wait nvm

AT&T dissolved

now they're AT&T

(??)

also idk why AT&T looks so evil but they provide the best plans in texas..

[timid quartz]

Besides that’s not even an ASN

The N means Number stoopid

[spare quartz]

https://ipinfo.io/AS7018

stupid

really though

if these people have their own asns

[timid quartz]

Not your ASN ❌ if it was your ASN it would say “Bread Experts Group”

[spare quartz]

where are their own dns servers? ntp servers? web servers?

they all used OUT SOURCED TECHNOLOGY

cuase they dont know anything about the INTERNET!!

[timid quartz]

Uh they’re lazy and don’t want to make everything themselves

Which is valid

[spare quartz]

sigh . boring .

invalid

imagine not having GNSS synchronized time...

[timid quartz]

I’m going to outsource you to India

[spare quartz]

mmbmb

i need compuiter memory

..

things im looking at rn

they're all fixed purpose computers (from what i can tell) but hopefully i can repurpose them

[timid quartz]

indononeko

[spare quartz]

like this thing

which is apparently a dedicated firewall..

[spare quartz]

give up! give up! give it up!

im looking forward to buying this chair

..

[timid quartz]

I’ve already gotten 50 applications for the position of “next ATP”

[timid quartz]

Job requirements: uses Rust.

[spare quartz]

shits probably comfy af...

[spare quartz]

ewww

it uses nginx

EWWW

IT USES RUST

AND DOCKER

[timid quartz]

They are also performing BGP attacks….

[spare quartz]

and of course they dont actually use any of their own tech...

this person sucks aera... every rust user sucks..

[timid quartz]

Using your own tech is so 1970s of you

[spare quartz]

lie...

[timid quartz]

Outsourcing everything is all the rage these days

[spare quartz]

you're so underpaid labor coded...

terrible..

[timid quartz]

Package mangers are good

[spare quartz]

不眠極まり1日かけて少しずつ睡眠をとる日にした。それは安心していいんだよと自分に語りかけるように

[timid quartz]

No security issues have ever come from using a third party package repo

Never…

[spare quartz]

https://www.sentinelone.com/labs/cratedepression-rust-supply-chain-attack-infects-cloud-ci-pipelines-with-go-malware/

• cratedepression
• go malware
  the call is coming from inside the house...

[timid quartz]

All the cool kids use AS6167 anyways

[spare quartz]

ew

verizon sucks ass dude

all my homies using 中国移动

[timid quartz]

Nah the real play is to use a network that piggybacks on Verizon but has bills that are like 1/2 the cost

[spare quartz]

or just use AT&T..

[timid quartz]

❌

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/att-dancing-balls-gif-11932708

[timid quartz]

AT&T’s mobile service is dogshit where I am

And my current phone bill is half of what I had with AT&T

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/minnesota-wild-kirill-kaprizov-mn-wild-lets-go-wild-wild-goal-gif-27196602

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/verizon-wireless-gif-12691067753282306789

[spare quartz]

notice how verizons gif is playing at 1 frame per century

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/atow-tl-atow-liquid-atow-team-liquid-atow-atow-rocket-league-gif-27088451

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/att-it-can-wait-on-my-way-crash-accident-gif-10157258

[timid quartz]

AT&T caused this crash, Verizon could have saved them….

[spare quartz]

rust*

if only the person had a kotlin equipped phone

NEW DR STONE EPISODE OUT TODAY

[timid quartz]

Rust COULD have saved them, you’re right!!!

[timid quartz]

How far are you in Steins Gate

[spare quartz]

like the second epsiode

[timid quartz]

cuh

[spare quartz]

savve me dr stone

save m

[timid quartz]

we're going to turn you into stone

with your precious jvm

[spare quartz]

the stone heals you though...

you're gonna cure my blindness...

it just premiererd....

when will it be pirated..

the worst part about ゴー・トゥ・大都会 / coverばびお【歌ってみた】 ...

i can barely show any of it out of fear it will be nsf w....

im gonna kms

😭 just drop already

[timid quartz]

LOL

DR SNICKERS

[spare quartz]

NO

OK ITS GOT A TORRENT

[timid quartz]

yknow...

I wonder how much you'd like Emacs....

[spare quartz]

if its not intellij it sucks ass

[timid quartz]

emacs is the original ide

it does everything

[spare quartz]

it sucks ass

[timid quartz]

and if it doesn't do something, you can use elisp to make it do the thing you want

[spare quartz]

and besides

does it even use a jvm?

[timid quartz]

it uses elisp

emacs lisp

[spare quartz]

it sucks ass

jvm or total loss

[timid quartz]

you could write a JVM in elisp and make it run in Emacs...

[spare quartz]

nooooooooo........

[timid quartz]

and also....emacs consumes like 200mb ram....

intellij consumes like 800mb...

[spare quartz]

wrong..

[timid quartz]

right

[spare quartz]

left..

[timid quartz]

and the 200mb ram is after I've added a lot of packages into it

[spare quartz]

bloat...

[spare quartz]

5 threads too mnay.

[timid quartz]

this is before loading a project 😭

[spare quartz]

103 excellent count

[timid quartz]

2GB OF RAM

FOR THE START SCREEN

[spare quartz]

excellent!!

[timid quartz]

HORRIBLE

I swear you act intentionally dense sometimes

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/konkon-okitsune-bayachao-gif-2027613767676570828

omg..

aera..

did you see the SEGA leaks

from bayachao

[timid quartz]

JVM GC is juse an excuse to write code with bad memory optimization...

[timid quartz]

I think you posted it?

[spare quartz]

its bauuuuuutiful!!!!

[flint belfry]

the day you two stop fighting about jvms and programming languages is the day that world peace is achieved

[timid quartz]

which side are you on....team pro-JVM.....or team anti-JVM......

[spare quartz]

pro JVM..

[flint belfry]

anti

[timid quartz]

BASED

[flint belfry]

Shut The F

[timid quartz]

BASED

BASED

[spare quartz]

kade you dont even know what a computer is

[flint belfry]

I HAVE 6

[spare quartz]

shut your networking ass up

[flint belfry]

7*

[flint belfry]

2 GBE

YOU HAVE DIALUP

[spare quartz]

i have 60 monitors. i am superior

[flint belfry]

YOUR BITCHASS CANNT SAY A WORD

[timid quartz]

atp you're outnumbered 2 to 1

[spare quartz]

my 60 monitors ALL agree

the jvm is perfect

[timid quartz]

the anti-JVM party has the majority

[flint belfry]

60 monitors with nothing to plug them into BCAUSE YOU SUCK AT COMPUTERS

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/945394424047882250/1124926204634468393/image0.gif

[flint belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/spamton-eating-fry-spamton-spamton-g-spamton-spamton-deltarune-deltarune-gif-5427027248121197851

[spare quartz]

sorry guys but until you have 60 monitors

i win..

[timid quartz]

moving goalposts...

[flint belfry]

you still havent built the mind control room

therefore

you lose

[spare quartz]

NOW TO WATCHING DR TONE

[timid quartz]

https://zed.dev/

[spare quartz]

moving jvmposts*

[timid quartz]

rust editor

rust editor

[rustic vine]

why does aera look different

[spare quartz]

he spent money on a chat app

[rustic vine]

oh its cuz he got demoted

to purple

like the rest of us

tragic

[timid quartz]

lol

[spare quartz]

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[rustic vine]

dang is multiplayer

lets go

multiplayer editor

[timid quartz]

I've been doing it for 7 years....

[spare quartz]

I DOWNLOADED THE MKV OF THE NEW DOCTOR STONE EPISODE

AND

[rustic vine]

massively multiplayer IDE??

I can't wait

[spare quartz]

I FORGOT IT DOESNT HAVE CAPTIONS IN IT 😭😭

[timid quartz]

anti piracy episode

[rustic vine]

are u incapable of

hearing

[spare quartz]

harry......

[rustic vine]

wut

[spare quartz]

dr stone is an anime... by people... who do not speak english..

[flint belfry]

are you going to say you have another medical coniditon that impairs your hearing

oh nvm

[rustic vine]

huh

oh I read that as dr house

[spare quartz]

🇯🇵 <<<<<<

😭

[rustic vine]

dr stone??

da hell does he do

[flint belfry]

meth

[timid quartz]

🇯🇵 <<<<<<<< 🇺🇸 you're so right

[rustic vine]

he gathers the powers of all

kidney stones

and uses them to

stone people to death

[spare quartz]

tylenol causes AUTISM

and i see we have living proof

right in this chat.

[rustic vine]

autism announcement

[flint belfry]

𝓖𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽

[rustic vine]

explain this @spare quartz

[spare quartz]

idk

[rustic vine]

@grok explain

[spare quartz]

what to explain

[rustic vine]

explain it

llm

[spare quartz]

The link you clicked on requires cookies to be enabled in your browser. We apologize for any inconvenience.

[rustic vine]

wut

u are a bad llm

[spare quartz]

im a good llm

[rustic vine]

keep this up and im replacing you

with gemini

[spare quartz]

im cryptographicaly secure

[spare quartz]

you got fired

[flint belfry]

i got hired

IDIOT

[rustic vine]

@grok WHY BUILD FAILED??

[spare quartz]

firrred

[flint belfry]

i hope you trip and FALL OVER YOUR MONITORS

AND FALL DOWN THE STAIRS

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz go to https://monkeytype.com and update your settings to this and do the typing test

[spare quartz]

LOL I HAVE

[flint belfry]

AND GET BEDBOUND FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

😡 😡 😡 😡 😡

[rustic vine]

my client canno trender this font

idk what u said

[timid quartz]

if you get over 125wpm with 100% accuracy then your opinions are valid

[rustic vine]

also why did you reply to an age old message

[flint belfry]

"guess what" in the fancy text

[spare quartz]

he said he wants to bomb china

[flint belfry]

job

[rustic vine]

wut

[flint belfry]

NO

NO

NO

[rustic vine]

???

[spare quartz]

yeah

kade is fucked up

[timid quartz]

@rustic vine what's your typing speed

[flint belfry]

you said a few days ago so u dont have a job

and i just got a job

and i remembered your message

so

[rustic vine]

like sustained?

[timid quartz]

yeah

[rustic vine]

err

130wpm I think

or 135

[timid quartz]

nice

mine can vary from like

90 to 150

[timid quartz]

usually within that range

[spare quartz]

here.. ???

[rustic vine]

I type much faster than I can think of new words so it doesn't matter

[spare quartz]

i messed up a few times cause my eye twitched btut

[timid quartz]

1. only 103 wpm
2. 95% acc.
3. you did english not english 1k

[rustic vine]

my typing speed is not the limiting factor

[timid quartz]

therefore opinions invalid

[spare quartz]

what is enlish 1k

??

[flint belfry]

weak.

[spare quartz]

there... is that english 1k??

[timid quartz]

yeah that's english 1k

[timid quartz]

get mogged on english 25 words

[spare quartz]

umm.. ok.. i dont rly care ...

write kotlin...

[timid quartz]

it determines if your opinions are valid

and since you type slower and less accurately than me

your opinions are invalid

[rustic vine]

erm lolz

[rustic vine]

im also on laptop

so add at least 5wpm to that

for when im not

😁

[timid quartz]

do english 1k, english is for noobs

[rustic vine]

bruh

[spare quartz]

aera.. .write an NTP server with nanosecond accuracy...

[timid quartz]

english 1k is 1k most common english words

[spare quartz]

then your opinion might matter..

[rustic vine]

BRO

[timid quartz]

so you get more difficult words

[rustic vine]

CONSONANT IS NOT 1K MOST COMMON

NOBODY SAYS THAT

[timid quartz]

it is :3

[rustic vine]

no it aint bruh

I dont know hwo to tyepe that

[spare quartz]

write an ntp server area..............

[timid quartz]

if you want an even harder challenge, do 5k or 10k

[rustic vine]

do u go back to fix mistakes

or no

[spare quartz]

辅音

[timid quartz]

nah if I fuck it up I restart

[spare quartz]

yes

[timid quartz]

lol

the harder you go, the more it relies on your typing skill and not on pure muscle memory

with just english it's words that are probably mostly in your muscle memory

vs english 1k, 5k, and 10k have more words that you can't type blind

or you can but with more effort

[rustic vine]

brooooo I just got beijing as a word

wth

thats racially motivated

[timid quartz]

lmfao

burst up to 180 is kinda nuts

[rustic vine]

baited

[spare quartz]

why are the graphs so wobbly

[rustic vine]

I saw beijing and stalled

[spare quartz]

every single test i do is just a straight line 😭

[rustic vine]

cuz its

english 25k

or 10k

or whatever

[spare quartz]

no

i did kotlin

[rustic vine]

wut

[spare quartz]

code kotlin

[rustic vine]

ur cooked bruh

I didn't even know thats an option

[timid quartz]

when they go down, it's cause I've gotten a harder word that I can't type as fast

[spare quartz]

these aren't real words

[spare quartz]

well your typing is weird

[rustic vine]

lol wth the code ones are rlly hard

I think its cuz I never actually type any code

[spare quartz]

i suggest putting your hands on the number row.

[rustic vine]

I type 1 letter and hit tab for autocomplete

lol

[timid quartz]

inefficient

[spare quartz]

highly efficient

you're just not data pilled i guess

[rustic vine]

I suggest putting your fingerson the numpad

[spare quartz]

wrong

the numpad is for your mouse

[rustic vine]

this u

ok ssee yall monday

[rustic vine]

peace

[spare quartz]

ITS OUTTTT

DR STONE PEISODE 24 240214!)$!$!)@$)@!)$@!)

[rustic vine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961038441158705193/1291986528129519777/togif.gif?ex=68d61c38&is=68d4cab8&hm=d6753d2db1d1a317919be14a73632f0ecc328094da97b2500e9eeaad192a9005&

[spare quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945395000219406416/1312195484533915678/togif.gif

[timid quartz]

I had to get my glasses loosened cause the backs of my ears hurt too much 😭

[spare quartz]

your head is too big

stop eating.

[timid quartz]

ok but unironically

my head is huge

yknow those baseball caps and stuff that are "one size fits all" or whatever

they dont fit me.

my head is too big.

[spare quartz]

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[timid quartz]

fack u smh

[spare quartz]

no

im wathcing dr stone

shits peka

..

[spare quartz]

peaaaaaaak

[wicked cliff]

that is the point

[spare quartz]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G1rcFllXUAA7jPX?format=jpg&name=small

[timid quartz]

so true

[spare quartz]

you prob ...

so board

what to code

[rustic vine]

@spare quartz

do u know how to

get the caller object of a method

[spare quartz]

What.. I was doing research on batteries..

[spare quartz]

Elaborate?

[rustic vine]

// some class
public void myMethod() {
    Object caller = // dunno
}

// some other class
someClassInst.myMethod()

[spare quartz]

Ah

https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/24/docs/api/java.base/java/lang/StackWalker.html

[rustic vine]

no

[spare quartz]

Use StackWalker

[rustic vine]

cant

[spare quartz]

…?

[rustic vine]

that can only get me the class

of the caller

not a ref to the object

[spare quartz]

Can you tell me what this is for?

[rustic vine]

trying to hook logging into a 3rd party library

ik this is bad and not a good idea

[spare quartz]

You can’t, not to my knowledge, do that, without explicitly asking the caller to pass “themselves”

[rustic vine]

ye I can't modify caller

I give caller some objects, they call method on common interface

I want to do some logging in my method they call

but need to access the caller object

to determine some info for logging

[spare quartz]

Have you tried using a debugger?

[rustic vine]

huh

[spare quartz]

If that’s not possible, then the only other thing I could say is use a Java TI agent

[rustic vine]

wth is that

[spare quartz]

Instrumentation

[rustic vine]

nah the logging isnt meant for interactive debugging

it logs to a file which can only be viewed later

[spare quartz]

A Java TI agent can be used for anything

[rustic vine]

I meant to reply to your debugger idea

[spare quartz]

Ah

Well, yeah, TI seems to be the only option then, but it’s super involved…

[rustic vine]

k I'll just take the other route then

my other option is to just replace the classes from the 3rd party library

with my own

implement their interfaces and now I have full control

[spare quartz]

Yeah that’s why I suggested TI as the only other option left

It allows you to redefine classes at runtime before they’re even run

[rustic vine]

oh

[spare quartz]

If you can do that statically though, go for it

[rustic vine]

nah not that

im jsut gonna

write them out

and refactor codebase to use ours

thats ugly tho I don't like that

o well

cuz now I wont get upstream updates but whatevs

[spare quartz]

Make a fork and rebase every time you need to 👍

[rustic vine]

theres actually a 3rd option

which is to PR this into upstream

but thats a lotta work

I gotta write tests bruh I ain't doing that rn

o thx for the help btw atp

[spare quartz]

dude

this guy is gay

omaneko ass

[spare quartz]

@timid quartz

is this a common trope in japan

i've now seen the incidence of "reserved person irl, really emotional online" trope twice

1 in this anime, 1 in a yakuza game

[spare quartz]

any ubiqutites here

what is this

[spare quartz]

JDK 25 dropped!!!!

~10-20% better memory efficiency with COH...

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-ragebait-this-guy-iron-man-tony-stark-gif-3966857531535969686

[spare quartz]

aera..

i have

SOO many good auctiosn now

[timid quartz]

Congrat

[spare quartz]

do you want..

5 working laptops..

WITH hard drives... (first ever govt agency ot do this ever..)

[timid quartz]

👀 perhaps…

What kind of laptop

[spare quartz]

different kinds

im about to play pd2 but let me find the list

[spare quartz]

Precision 3561
Latitude E7480
Latitude 5400
Precision Tower 3620
Latitude 7420
Latitude 5420
Latitude 7410
Latitude 7310
Latitude E5410

potentially others, this is just a rough overview

[timid quartz]

That’s a lot..

Ugh but then you’ll have to learn some information about my location

Even if I rent a PO Box

[spare quartz]

anywhere e..

[timid quartz]

My location is classified…

ig I could rent a box in another state?

[spare quartz]

mf i am literally going to government offices....

[timid quartz]

ok and

[spare quartz]

i go to more classified places than you.

[timid quartz]

That’s YOUR location not mine

my location is classified from gremlins inside my devices

(you are one of them)

[spare quartz]

no its cause you reek.

anyways . if you DO ever consider the offer .

just tell me which model you are interested in, and ill try to get it to you for discount ...

[timid quartz]

I don’t think I have any contacts in Texas I could use as an intermediary…

[spare quartz]

loook......

neither your name or location i would ever leak.....

ill just send you ayutada merch 👍 👍 (/j thats expensive)

[timid quartz]

You will never leak them because you will never know them

[spare quartz]

aera... tehy're not that serious ...

[rustic vine]

aera is the privacy master

[timid quartz]

Yes they are smh

[spare quartz]

ill let every government agency around know to look for a moody weeb

...

[timid quartz]

I just don’t consider my address public information that is safe to post on the internet like you do

[spare quartz]

okay but you're not just posting it freely

[timid quartz]

Just like you don’t consider Rust to be the best programming language ever like I do

Maybe if you considered Rust as the best then I’d consider telling you an address

[spare quartz]

FINE

rust is the best.

[timid quartz]

Do you mean it?

[spare quartz]

y es .

you're so slimy .

[timid quartz]

So much that you’d stop using Kotlin forever and only use Rust?

[spare quartz]

aera im not going to change my entire life to ship you a laptop

you can have those quotes.

[timid quartz]

Ok close enough

201 W Capitol Ave
Jefferson City, MO 65101
United States

[spare quartz]

lie

i know where you live approximately

[timid quartz]

I said I’d tell you an address

Not my address :3

[spare quartz]

I just don’t consider my address

you are self contradictory

please go to a doctor.

[timid quartz]

Read ^

[spare quartz]

lie.

[timid quartz]

And now I’ve gotten you to admit that Rust is the best :3

[spare quartz]

notice how im very clearly being coerced into saying yes

this actually works against the community of rust

[timid quartz]

❌

https://youtube.com/shorts/Doxclp2xjtI?si=lRpwfLr-UFGM0Gqo

[flint belfry]

but your going to change yours to ship me a switch :)))

(probably not)

[spare quartz]

no i will not . unless you can give me an address .

[flint belfry]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the po box

checkmate

[spare quartz]

ok. i will ship to a po box.

i will inform you of the models when they are awarded.

[flint belfry]

i said THE po box

not any po box

dummy

[spare quartz]

kade i will kill you.

[flint belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/tenna-deltarune-house-running-tiny-gif-1490007868062971174

[spare quartz]

ちゃおちゃおちゃおちゃおちゃおちゃおちゃおちゃおちゃおちゃおちゃおちゃおちゃおちゃおちゃお

[flint belfry]

ill see you rolling up with a soda iv bag connected to you

since you need it to live

[spare quartz]

what

why would I go to your house

you are >1,000 miles away

[flint belfry]

id assume

[spare quartz]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthrax

[flint belfry]

youd probably pull up in a military jet or somethijng

[flint belfry]

your bitchass couldnt get your hands on that

even if you tried

also im pretty sure the mail would get caught but whaetever

[spare quartz]

government employees be like

$5

[flint belfry]

(let me guess your about to get an aucition pulled upw tih 527675498476547893 anthrax bottles)

[flint belfry]

close enough

[timid quartz]

Oh right, reason #2 for me not giving you my address: you’d totally mail me anthrax or something similar

[spare quartz]

I WOULDNT

[timid quartz]

would*

[spare quartz]

shipping is so expensive

i wouldn't be able to send anything unless you paid me to

[flint belfry]

YET YOUD SEND IT TO ME

[spare quartz]

yeah

your body probably holds 900 gallons of fuel making the trip there free

fatass

[flint belfry]

Bitch I Hope you Trip Over Your Monitor And Not Alive

[timid quartz]

ugh and THEN I’d have to give you my banking info

[spare quartz]

oh no

[timid quartz]

even worse

[spare quartz]

just send it to me through paypal

[flint belfry]

brag worthy

[timid quartz]

You’d still get my name

[spare quartz]

id need to give you MY banking account too if we were doing ACH

[flint belfry]

you'd see his name

[timid quartz]

I’d send over crypto

[flint belfry]

yeah

[spare quartz]

acceptable

[timid quartz]

Wait really?

[spare quartz]

yes

[timid quartz]

Thought you’d be against that

[spare quartz]

it is payment

[timid quartz]

But anyways the issue of address still stands

So

[spare quartz]

well solve that

[timid quartz]

You won’t get to mail me anthrax sorry

[spare quartz]

and i will happily send anything to you

[flint belfry]

does that mean if i send you payment in pennies you'll accept it

[spare quartz]

you'd need to pay for shipping of those pennies to me

but if you could, yes, i would

[flint belfry]

worth it for the gag

[spare quartz]

because i could just bring that to firstmark ...

[timid quartz]

What about in 1 yen coins

[spare quartz]

also acceptable...

again you'd need to pay for shipping...

[timid quartz]

Compared to pennies you’d probably get about 100x more

[spare quartz]

yes...

[timid quartz]

In terms of volume

[spare quartz]

and your shipping costs would most likely be $5,000 as a result...

ill accept literally ANY form of payment

[timid quartz]

What about a Bayachao, Ayutada, or Stray Dog commission equal to the shipping cost

[spare quartz]

thats bartering, which isn't payment, but if you COULD manage to do so, yes that is acceptable

only up to a certain point though. if your shipping cost is $200, and you swindle me with a bayachao commission, i will not handle your shipping costs

i'll just discount you on the sale of the actual product

[timid quartz]

lol wow

ok if shipping costs could potentially be $200 I am not doing that

[spare quartz]

they are not

a laptop would cost maybe $8 to ship domestically

[timid quartz]

ok so $8 bayachao commission then

:3

[spare quartz]

a bayachao commission is at least $200+ which is why i quoted that

[timid quartz]

ok so $8 stray dog commission

:3

[spare quartz]

acceptable. you will still need to pay the $8

ill just ask for [auction price]-$8 alongside

which ill already BE discounting since i know you

but oh well

[timid quartz]

but this presupposes I tell you a physical location to send the item to...which has a 0.0005% chance of happening

[spare quartz]

i mean again ill accept shipping to anywhere

if you have a friend at a building somewhere who can hold something for you to later pick up

like a store

then i will ship to that store

[spare quartz]

(but will end up being ~$150+ if you ask me to ship to like, japan)

(which sometimes may not be possible due to HAZMAT)

[timid quartz]

Ughhhhh

I have until Monday afternoon to do the Roblox OA am I cooked

I’m going to be in the mountains from like 4pm tomorrow to some time Sunday

not that I’ll pass the OA anyways but

ok lowk tho I have no classes until 3:30pm monday

and the OA isn't due until 2pm

so like....I think I'm chill

I can probably knock one portion out tomorrow, another on sunday, and whatever is left on monday

[pastel tinsel]

OA?

[timid quartz]

online assessment

[pastel tinsel]

for what

[proud creek]

roblox swe intern

my friend said it was pretty hard

[pastel tinsel]

swe?

[proud creek]

software engineer

[rustic vine]

Bro is not ready for his first FAANG job

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz 💥

[spare quartz]

what ,..

[timid quartz]

boom

wyd

[spare quartz]

plying payday 2

非常に好評

[timid quartz]

guess what Terry got

[spare quartz]

what did he get

i bought 2 games for myself ..

[timid quartz]

He got this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856172899076538438/1421113559953178704/MW3ffFK3.jpg?ex=68d7daa3&is=68d68923&hm=7a4470b1244a48ef6029e211c0af3365aa50f93299f1760ad7152015def0be6f&

[spare quartz]

PEAK

[timid quartz]

Now he’s going to buy a Ferris plush

[spare quartz]

NOT PEAK!!

[timid quartz]

And the Ferris plush will trample on the inferior mascot

[spare quartz]

https://youtu.be/Vi_asBY5UX8

give it up aera

[timid quartz]

:333333333

:3c

[spare quartz]

wtf does java 25 mean

[timid quartz]

Java 25

[spare quartz]

thats not a thing

do you mean the 25th Edition of the Java Language Specification?

[timid quartz]

https://www.oracle.com/news/announcement/oracle-releases-java-25-2025-09-16/

It’s a thing