#š½Programming Chat v2
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itās like I know what a mega man is
watch the anime to find out smh
but I donāt know WHAT a mega man is
itās a good anime
What is it even about
Big fucking robot
Thatās just a transformer bro
My keyboard
Optimus Shit
damn Iām hungry for cashews again.. and tired..
@spare quartz when is atpbrowser going to be a thing
Whyāā¦
Are you dead..
maybe
Aerastoā¦
Thereās new ēŗé»ę©ę§ art..
And I have 11 hours to liveā¦
11 hours to live?
Before the long driveā¦
And I have to solve the optimal (monitor) packing problem..
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This video, descr...
right! remembered this chat exists... redoing qserf's UI for practice
yes im dead
why did you ask me about a browser..
org.bread_experts_group.api.graphics.windows.window.WindowsGraphicsWindow@1477089c
12 classes to create a window
a record..
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what the fuck
What..
BSL technology keeps them out ā
(but more specifically because I know these admins)
WHAT
You people are strangeā¦
uhmmmm
9 gazillion amps
there are micro plastics in my chargers???
Yes
ughhhh time to throw them all out
THERE ARE WIRES IN MY WIRELESS MOUSE???
get that SHIT OUT
Explosion
airplane dragons when I show them peak instead of their slop
the peak is more airplane dragons ā ā ā ā
cigarette
marlboro ultra light
plane dragons
Not fluffy..
wrong and i can prove it
Consider Figure A.
figure b
YOUR UGLY
youre*
āāāā
for what
Everything
what
What are every OS you use
windows for my gaming machine or for programs that won't run on wine
debian/proxmox for both of my servers
fedora 42 for my personal laptop
ubuntu (SERVER fuck desktop) for misc stuff or vpses
and some misc shit
well i assume you mean the fedora machine since that's the only one with a de so wayland
i think??
pretty sure it's wayland
No DE is acceptable as well.
What
Ok
they have a tie and shirt on meaning they're ready to work for a corporate desk job
get to work
āmenacingā
Kade is scared of office employeesā¦
JOBā¦
Laptop fully charged
I hope it explodes
AUCTION STATUS⦠LOOK FOR MARINE BATTERIES⦠LOOK FOR LAPTOPSā¦
PREVENT ALL SWITCHES FROM EVER TOUCHING OBESE PLANESā¦
i hope they explode
WOW FUCK OFF
NO ITS JUST YOUR INSULTING ME
take a photo of the backside š„°
also is that popcorn ceiling please pull it off for free asbestos
PEEL IT OFF.
And some got into my eyes
PEEL IT ALL OFF.
It itches :<
peel š„°
Thatās not popcornā¦
Thatās texturedā¦
Rare genetic skin condition⦠that causes an over production of plane stupidnessā¦
Yawwnnn,,
So sleepy,,
at least im actively looking for š» Employmentš» and don't have an overpopulated interest
(and im not infected by bayacaho)
overpopulated interest?..
I donāt have that either
oh
but like
barely anyone is as good as me. as bad as that is to say
Iāve had too MUCH time
is as bad as you*
you use jvms
They are superior
you know what's superior?
GETTING A JO
x86 and ARM are blinds to the real saviors of this world that are the Java Virtual Machine Specifications, Section 4/5/6
Iām staying in a hotel for business reasons.
staying in a hotel to feed your hoarding addiction
business*
government agencies are gonna give me their computers and theyāll own nothing
and be happy
they own your Money
which you won't have a lot of at this rate
you know how you get money?
EMPLOYMEN
you have issues.
flip it around and take a photoā¦.
I donāt have it anymore..
get it againā¦
the bank says you make bad financial choices with the government
Need to add more GraphicsWindow features
Rn I only have thisā¦..
in rust*
In assembly*
And also C++, and whatever else Windows uses
GraphicsWindow rn only exposes native features
But I have an ability to let it expose āemulatedā features thru the JVM
ļ¼Is aerastoę§ seeing the light?
Hello World!
Thereās no !
it looks like a exclamation in that Awful picture quality
also traditioanlly people do use ! so
SHIP IT BACK
No bruh I think youāre just deaf
yes i couldnt hear the image
woops
this is why you should eat up deaf people
what š
Iām being framed
Oh boy!
I sure canāt wait to look back at my passenger compartment!
The great monitor blockade of 2025:
HOW DOES YOUR MOM FUCKING AGREE TO THIS
Meow
Oh and
We also got one free printer
your mom is ill like you āāāāā
Fun fact
This isnāt our full haul either
Weāre coming back Next Week.
plastic explosives
i see usb type a
Lets Plug In A USB KIller!
You idiot thatās a male plug
Weirdo
Problem Solved
smh
Why are you doing that to ēŗé»ę©
not my idea of m
what the fuck does that mean
ēŗé»ę©ćć
im too lazy to google translate
thank you meownium
this is what the Structure sounds like
you do realize discord has noise cancellation right š
unless your on desktop with vencord
Iām on desktop with vencord
so all i just heard was wind
Thatās what it sounds like.
I found where theyāre gonna put you in the future, Kade!!!
what š
that dosent make any sense
No
All my electronics function at 1.1V.
Also Iām pretty sure we actually got more monitors than we asked for
does your brain function at that voltage
(they want to get rid of their junk and you are the trashcan)
ALSO
They gave us like
10 free baskets
They also let us in on their insider trading
There will be more laptops on the market!
Yes!
HOARDER
What if next time I visit they give me one of their servers or networking equipment.
Would you approve then.
maybe
What if I GAVE you one.
yes
with anthrax in it.
i dont know what that is but sounds fun
youāre so dumb
your one to talk mrs hoarder
I should work on my laptop
why are they making that face
Because theyāre being petā¦
I DONT THINK THATS A FACE THAT SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE š
Btw this free printer they gave me was from HP, itās a laserjet
But
It still uses a parallel port and itās probably from the 90s
Sooooo
!!!
are you seriously going to try to flip a 90s printer
No I wanna use it :3
they probably dont even sell the ink carts anymore
and if they do theyre probably like 200 dollars ea
Iāll make them from the only existing supplier.
You!
Actually printers this old donāt even have cartridge DRM so like
i dont sell ink cartidges
I think I can find any
I will make you one.
????????????????????????
šŖ
Iām gonna get SODA
before I depart
I canāt even bend my seat back š
The monitors are so dense
Better shot
I got a large coke
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do you want fans from Big Ass Fans
I want a job š
I could go be an ICE officerā¦.
ughhhhhhhh please kill me
whyyyyy
applying for j*bs sucks
anything software related
@spare quartz I think you may find this interesting
https://youtu.be/oYjYmSniQyM
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I just got that on my recommended
got it aswell so
I really hope thereās it but in written form
oh it's all foss
Foss?
fully open source software
Oh I meant the video
oh transcript?
I just prefer technical reviews be in written form rather than watching them
Yeah
I mean to be fair the video is mostly just showing how other emulators pass the tests
.....ehatr
Testing software is so hard to write⦠at least with my experience in x86ā¦.
the technical side isn't really all that explained unfortunately
I assume most of the technical explanation is on github
I NEED JOB
External dependency
Doesnāt come integrated with the JVM
External to the JVM
Windows does
Windows comes integrated with a JVM
Therefore
Windows is just another part of my JVM
internal dependency.
Meow
Yknow being in that EEOC** building was so cool
And I also set off one of the metal detectors by accident
And youāre not even applying for SWE youāre shooting for IT
I feel like that should be broader
?
IT vs SWE..
werent you doing it
Yeah I was in IT over the summer
IT is more managing physical computers, network infrastructure, etc
SWE is making software
yesssssā¦
my point is that I feel like IT should have more availability over SWE because of its broader natureā¦
ngnngngnangnnhghNANHHRNNHRHNARHAHNRNHSNHHNRNHRHNSRMNRJJRJSKRMKRMKKR WHY DO YOU PEOPLE GET SHIT YOU DONT WANT TO DO BUT I WANT TO DO
idk about you but managing computers physically sucks
whatās a plex
basically software that allows you to simulate netflix but using your own server
aka you pirate or "legally" acquire blue rays and watch them using your phone or whatever
Plex was the go to a few years ago but Jellyfin took over now
Jellyfin is like Plex but fully open source and no central server
Plex depended on Plex servers for subscriptions and auth
yes, subscriptions
This seems antithetical to the first message
Why would you have subscriptions and auth for a site supposed to be hosted by your users
Oh
if you wanted features like 4k Playback from your OWN server you'd need to pay them
that also doesn't count the privacy concerns
they randomly started sending mails out to your friends with what you've been watching
0 previous warning just started blasting
back then Foss solutions werent good enough
now Jellyfin has the same features and even more in some cases
Plex also has centralised login while Jellyfin is fully local
lmfao i never liked them
and actively dunked on them
jellyfin ā¤ļø
I donāt get shit in SWE bro
oh my websocket was broken
Kade!!
My feet hurt!!
But look!!!
(Some, not all) of the monitors!!
Iām sure you could use one of those monitors as a switch!
Btw this is how much wrapping was on some of them
(Not all of the wrapping„
⨠issues ā
Free $800!
autistic magic*
atp your going to get fucking warned
gen delete that š
waahhhh
they do NOT fuck around with those kinds of jokes
why is qsoc so soft
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
theyre for KILLING people like you
KADEEEE
REMIND ME
I NEED TO GO NEXT SUNDAY.
to get me switches
THE DHS HAS MORE THINGS I NEED TO EXTRICATE.
3 PRINTERS. $900 EA.
3 jobs
MODERN. I WILL BUY YOU A SINGLE PORT SWITCH.
how about that
i will buy you a pipe bomb
||/j FOR QSOC||
SEND ME ēŗé»ę©
ok
/SRS FOR REALSOCK
your address is still the one on your git right
YES
ok
you need more job interviews
No
OK
I KNOW WHAT ILL GET FOR YOU KADE
how do you feel
think of it like a really good UPS
That runs on liquid batteries
does it use gas
ngl i need a generator
(kinda not really maybe our old house has one and i miss it)
80kW diesel
nvm āāā
need to be gas
(also i was kidding miko im not getting that)
houses do NOT have direct diseil lines
and diesel is more expensive
proof?
show me yours
The gay cable
ys. elevatorz
5 dolla
atp what the fuck
times 10
what are the specs
that shit is like more valuable than the entire pc š
what about the ram
or storage
there is none
there is no memory or storage sold with the computer
did you take it out
there was none
wtf
"all magnetic media removed"
did the dhs just steal the ram
oh my fucking god š
wow they do NOT know how to wipe data if theyre that scared about ram
didnt this retard like
make them switch over from LTO to something else
despite the fact LTO is literally perfect for their use case
probably
what an idiot
the thing is the government has to keep records of nearly everything they do so like
switching to storage which is more $/GB is really dumb
also like
tape libraries literally exist
so im pretty sure it was already automated
lto is very cost efficient
its not fast
you dont use it for storage
but its very good for archiving
use that 5D storage technology š
im pretty sure its read/write speeds are basically 0 but at least it can store like... TBs... on a single coin..
oops
forgot to uninstall windows terminal
there
now all i have installed is my JVM, microsoft bing ( 𤮠but cant uninstall ), and intel stuff
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tab
windows + d
tried it and it wasn't active on anything
aw sweet
this lot had a golden cable in it
DVI-DP converter cable
its like 10' long too
kill
have ou found a job yet ..
no
also check out its support...
bmbmbmb
i need a laptop...
but all the auctions rn are too far away
i can only travel ~50 mi from 78223 or 75202
and ebay is too expenisve..
External dependencyā¦.
val vertex = bGLCreateShader(OpenGLShaderType.GL_VERTEX_SHADER)
vertex.source = arrayOf(
"#version 330 core\nlayout (location = 0) in vec3 aPos;\nvoid main(){\ngl_Position = vec4(aPos.x, aPos.y, aPos.z, 1.0);\n}"
)
if (!vertex.compile()) println("V:C: ${vertex.compileInfoLog()}")
val fragment = bGLCreateShader(OpenGLShaderType.GL_FRAGMENT_SHADER)
fragment.source = arrayOf(
"#version 330 core\nout vec4 FragColor;\nvoid main(){\nFragColor = vec4(1.0f, 1.0f, 1.0f, 1.0f);\n}"
)
if (!fragment.compile()) println("F:C: ${fragment.compileInfoLog()}")
val program = bGLCreateProgram()
program.attach(vertex, fragment)
if (!program.link()) println("P:L: ${program.linkInfoLog()}")
glVertexAttribPointer(
0, 3, OpenGLDataType.GL_FLOAT, false, 3 * 4,
MemorySegment.NULL
)
glEnableVertexAttribArray(0)
glPolygonMode(OpenGLPolygonFace.GL_FRONT_AND_BACK, OpenGLPolygonMode.GL_LINE)
rate our api
-4/3
not rational.
stupid project i think you'll find interesting.
Just like your api and language
you're so mean.
:3
proof?
does the jvm...have an opengl class...
wdym
no..?
then it's external...
!= external dependency
import == internal dependency
because its running the JVM meaning its an internal dependency by way of inheritance
windows is running the jvm intrinsically
so it's internal dependency
as it will always be there
but since you asked so nicely
fun procedureAddress(name: String): MemorySegment {
val address = nativeWGLGetProcAddress.invokeExact(stringToPCSTR(arena, name)) as MemorySegment
if (address == MemorySegment.NULL) {
if (nativeGetLastError.invokeExact() as Int != 0x7F) decodeLastError(arena)
val oglAddress = nativeGetProcAddress.invokeExact(oglM, stringToPCSTR(arena, name)) as MemorySegment
if (oglAddress == MemorySegment.NULL) decodeLastError(arena)
return oglAddress
}
return address
}
this retrieves the memory address for an opengl function
fun MemorySegment.getDowncallVoid(linker: Linker, vararg layouts: ValueLayout): MethodHandle {
val descriptor = FunctionDescriptor.ofVoid(*layouts)
return linker.downcallHandle(this, descriptor)
}
and this turns it into a JVM function
what about macos....or linux.....or *bsd
we have bare minimum linux support for wayland
but i dont have test samples for mac/bsd
or x11
so i can't write anything for sure as i'd be going in blind (even though i write pretty good code blindly its never 1000% perfect)
what are those
just pick
canary
i do not know what that is
keyboard layouts
its kinda weird knowing that optiplex motherboards are extensible
like you can just add on an extra 2 VGA/HDMI sockets if you want
hey aera.
what do i do with my surplus of monitors (and bubble wrap and power cords and VGA/DVI cables)
(and HP laserjet)
sell them
ughughughug
just saw a youtuber get scammed for hundreds of dollars to make such a tiny mod
hundreds of dollars should be as complex as bsl (or higher) š
omg
this guy has a bsc in cs and couldn't even write his own lua interpreter
i wanna die now
atp which one..
i dont use linux so i dont know
ask teo or kade or someone who does
i saw it like 3 hours ago
ask the person lacking in humour
smh
Derg
cute tbh
change it back to the bloodred static :((
i agree
why.
You just uhhhh
And you uhhhh
And yeah
Iām proud that you figured it out
why .
Either that or you just googled it
sort of
i know how to read matrix diagrams and their equations
it was just that i had the signs flipped on my sines due to opengl logic
cuz itās matrix math, more complicated than normal math
lmao
Top middle
lisp ā¤ļø
??th is??
also oh noooooo i have to code this in nowwwwwww
Yes that
what about them ..
Them
at least make it plane dragons...
dont have an image of that.
i dont save any.
i do
SEND IT IDIOT
oh my god this thing looks so ugly
for the 4573253425787324th time
your a plane dragon??
fat fuck.
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this is technology i will not get behind
gay
fat*
Charlie Kirk declared dead by aera rust shilling

Will ATPās brain get destroyed by Kotlin
98% š© ā¬ļø 37%
One of the greatest main menu soundtracks.
Artwork by neo7harry
Factorio
it is time
to work on DirectX
about 5 years ago š
unforuntately ms made their own rust lib
API documentation for the Rust DirectX mod in crate windows.
...
its only D3D11??
kotlins gonna outpace rust
fortunately*
me to the jvm
fr
both of them hanging
I want to see all rust users turning into C++ users
devolution
Progression*
literally devolution
JS->TS->Rust->C++->C->JVM
the real stopping point is rust
why would you go from a memory safe language (rust) to a memory unsafe language (c++ and c)
Because theyāre superior in every way
superior in introducing CVEs into your code sure
Okay but theyāre so much better for TS people to learn than whatever the crap rust feeds them
Your language is completely parallel to how a computer works.
i hope all the blood rushes to their head since theyre upside down and they Pass Away ||/j yk why||
QSOC
ding ding ding
THIS GUY WISHES FOR THE DEATH OF AN ANIMAL
BAN HIM
/fr
you literally made a plane building joke and i could have left you to die
smh
mmmmnnoooo
you couldnāt have.
yyyyessss
check dms.
if it werent for me saying anything you would prob have a warn rn
disagree but C and C++ are def closer to the actual hardware and how the computer "works"
I would say JS->TS->C->C++->Rust
:3
C++->JVM & x86*
something something those who live in glass houses shouldnt throw rocks something idfk
Monitors.
Preliminary Default-R
throw rocks at your monitors brokie
its ok
most of them are shielded
by more monitor
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new video idea
how monitors does it take to stop a bullet (and also break atps wallet)
like 2
for every monitor broken the net profit decreases
yeah no š
so many of the monitors are weighted with metal stands
10 at best
did you think i meant a puny bullet or gun
a gun
i meant those giant fucking guns they use
your thinking of like a pistol
they are literally weighted with metal š
that metal is not like fucking titanium your putting way too much trust in those stands š
and you're saying a 9mm isnt a real bullet?!?!
not even a .45??!?!?
also i mean at the screen
ngl i dont really know guns so
i just want whatever makes you go into debt
:3
"i dont really know guns" okay plane obesity patient.
go back to destroying your servers.
besides i still have >50 monitors
just because im american dosent mean i have a chronic addiction to guns dont expect me to know them
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those who live in JVM houses shouldnāt collect garbage
otherwise they slow down 5000%
those who live in rust houses shouldn't intentionally cause their boxes to become leaky
otherwise they waste all of their memory with no management
True
those who live in Kotlin houses shouldn't cover a bad language with a bad runtime with syntax and bad features
otherwise Java adopts the features and some syntax and renders them useless and obsolete
those who live in kotlin houses live in luxury and can do no wrong*
kotlin is already obsolete
rust is already obsolete
ā
ā
C and C++ are obsolete because of Rust
- seconds.
I knew you were already messed up in the head, but advocating for C truly confirms it
okay just to be clear
i dont ACTUALLY like C and ive never even coded in it
(same for C++ but harry likes it so)
i just know about it because JVM coding involves C
more qualified than you.
nuh uh
yuh huh
