💽Programming Chat v2

[spare quartz]

huh

[flint belfry]

fym making a gpu your not a hardware manufac

[spare quartz]

im a processor developer

for at least 2 years now

[lavish dove]

Make a processor with a billion cores

Threads

Then give it display thing

And u have gpu

[spare quartz]

well each logical core still has its own set of registers and stuff

so i'd need to either run it entirely through page or get a lot more memory

oh you mean

okay

well im not sure if thats a great idea virtual-wise since the program is a trained professional and doesn't need to know about the gpu's geometry

[lavish dove]

Are you sure you can't get away with just vesa and a blitter

[spare quartz]

could probably make an executor with thousands of virtual threads though

[spare quartz]

i can't comment with certainty since i haven't really gotten into gpus yet

but i'm sure there's more to it than one api (which could be massive)

[lavish dove]

For 2d and 3d def

But I think display controllers was just vesa and maybe a blitter

[spare quartz]

rn our virtual monitor also only supports text bios mode

so i need to figure out how im gonna add more display modes

[spare quartz]

is VESA just thru cpu i/o ports

[lavish dove]

I don't think so

[spare quartz]

or is it thru hardware memory

[lavish dove]

I think you haves to communicate with the GPU directly

[spare quartz]

thru pci?

[lavish dove]

From what I skimmed off the Intel GPU documentation

[lavish dove]

Yeah??

[spare quartz]

sounds painful

our computer doesnt even know what a pci is

[lavish dove]

Oh lawd

https://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/docs/graphics-for-linux/developer-reference/1-0/overview.html

[lavish dove]

I remember seeing detailed instructions on how to implement VGA and vesa here

I don't remember if it was CPU I/o or pci but that's where it isss

I'm in over my head tho

Vesa is api from bios not GPU 😭

[spare quartz]

97987080909098

In November 1988, NEC Home Electronics announced its creation of the association to develop and promote a Super VGA computer display standard as a successor to IBM's proprietary Video Graphics Array (VGA) display standard.

this is 6 years ahead of our latest "runnable" os

💔

[lavish dove]

💀

Woah XGA had a single sprite

The VESA Group introduced a common standardized way to access features like hardware cursors, Bit Block transfers (Bit Blt), off screen sprites, hardware panning, drawing and other functions with VBE/accelerator functions (VBE/AF) in August 1996. This, along with standardised device drivers for operating systems such as Microsoft Windows, eliminated the need for a hardware standard for graphics.

Waaah I had no idea there was a VGA extension with 2d accel

[spare quartz]

dafjiefsfsdf

can they invent a gdb that doesn't like to kill itself

i swear on linux it always segfaults for me, and then on mingw it just likes to halt itself

[lavish dove]

Never had a problem with it

Apparently it uses the debug registers

So idk

[spare quartz]

it really does not like running 16-bit x86 personally

i've had to make my own tui layout so the source/asm are gone and i have just the registers

it died again 💔

[lavish dove]

@spare quartz https://books.google.com/books?id=gZ5SDTpMR-MC

[spare quartz]

for C++ programmers isn't super promising

but maybe those ..

looks like to run doom ill need to support DOS 6.22

that'll be painful

[spare quartz]

stupid debugging

[spare quartz]

okay its cause of a bad sub instruction

[spare quartz]

so annnnnnnoyinggg

[spare quartz]

@timid quartz @lone sky

is this font OK for you two.

[spare quartz]

time-of-date "added" (need to code in clock)

got HELP working

[spare quartz]

trying to get pic working... that was unexpected

[spare quartz]

the characters are super massively broken

but it DOES show up

[spare quartz]

will work on it tmrw… interrupt calling isn’t safe enough to run PIT with

[lone sky]

yes.

[spare quartz]

TELE

[timid quartz]

yes much better

[spare quartz]

oh yeah the terminal now has color too

[timid quartz]

gg

[spare quartz]

no

not gg

• our keyboard is broken and fake
• our PIT is broken
• our interrupt handler is subpar
• there’s another bug when executing STAT in CP/M DOS

[timid quartz]

:p fix it

[spare quartz]

YOU fix it

open intellij.

and clone the repo when I wake up.

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-nah-tired-i-dont-feel-like-it-gif-14008945

[spare quartz]

oh my gooooddd

it’s so easy

I could design a cpu in 10th grade, you can too

[timid quartz]

Then you do it after you sleep

[spare quartz]

Nooooo

https://youtube.com/shorts/bV6PyX7SVeA?si=7KOQcDxHByMO0fw6

[timid quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347254691966615552/1388599719751585932/cat_evil.gif

[flint belfry]

i know its the onion but this seems like an apple thing
the young chinese boy with a apple geniusbar whatever uniform

[timid quartz]

ga r

[spare quartz]

I slept ALLLL day

[timid quartz]

good

sleep more

[timid quartz]

what is that

you?

[spare quartz]

thing

https://fixupx.com/benjdicken/status/1956018684734132352?s=46

Ben Dicken (@BenjDicken)

Daniel clearly hasn't seen the language balls.

Quoting Daniel Lockyer (@DanielLockyer)
︀
why does everyone pick sides with programming languages, and then refuse to use anything else
︀︀
︀︀who cares, they're basically all the same, just marginally different syntax

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FixupX · Aug 14, 2025, 3:42 PM

language balls

[timid quartz]

man even java > kotlin

[spare quartz]

it’s obvious why when you actually use the damn language

[timid quartz]

yeah cause kotlin SUCKS

[spare quartz]

It’s cause you suck

And isn’t it funny how Kotlin is faster than go?

[timid quartz]

bad benchmark

[spare quartz]

good benchmark

[timid quartz]

isn't it funny how rust is faster than all of them though (except cpp where it's on par)

[spare quartz]

nope

[timid quartz]

:333

[spare quartz]

rust isn’t even faster by 0.1

it’s noise

[timid quartz]

KOTLIN is noise

[spare quartz]

you’re noisy

[timid quartz]

NO U

[spare quartz]

THATS NOT EVEN BREAKING ANH RULESSSS

[timid quartz]

yes it is

rule 3 smh

[spare quartz]

no???

see

[timid quartz]

it's against the rules for you

[spare quartz]

oh my goooddd

this is japanophobia

[timid quartz]

just you specifically

[spare quartz]

名前の「大きなおっぱい」！！　猫だよ！！！

[timid quartz]

描だ

？

[spare quartz]

It is a cat

[timid quartz]

oh

[spare quartz]

猫 neko
だ …

[timid quartz]

wrong kanji lol

[spare quartz]

wh-

[timid quartz]

no me

[spare quartz]

猫

[timid quartz]

i read it wrong

[spare quartz]

oh

oh wait

[timid quartz]

idot

[spare quartz]

can you tell me what you read it as

I’ve seen one similar to it but I forgot it

[timid quartz]

i read it as 描

[spare quartz]

Oh

I remember where I saw it…

極秘情報

[timid quartz]

(the bayachao server)

[spare quartz]

nooo

her uhmmm

OTHER pixiv fanbox

[timid quartz]

.?

oh the uh

nsfw one im guessing

[spare quartz]

yeeees

[timid quartz]

[spare quartz]

I would post a video of my reaction

but I don’t think I can here

😭

[timid quartz]

[lone sky]

balatro is in fact gory

GOTY*

[spare quartz]

Gore.

[timid quartz]

windows:

[spare quartz]

what does this even mean

[spare quartz]

adding proper caps support

[timid quartz]

☣️

[spare quartz]

?

[timid quartz]

🫵

[spare quartz]

:<

[timid quartz]

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/lost_signal/status/1956021805606461734?s=46

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FixupX · Aug 14, 2025, 3:55 PM

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/sex193-makemon-furry-cute-vocaloid-gif-21945807

[lone sky]

@timid quartz have you seen the mre indocrination program

[timid quartz]

the what

[lone sky]

the @spare quartz indocrination program

[timid quartz]

yes ik what you meant

ive not seen it

[spare quartz]

(they're talking about this

[timid quartz]

ewww

[spare quartz]

peak..

[timid quartz]

kohaku would never

[spare quartz]

Java仮想マシン教

[timid quartz]

爆破

[spare quartz]

さび劣等感

[timid quartz]

superiority*

[spare quartz]

いいえ

[timid quartz]

ughhhhh I’m going to beat myself to death with a hammer bye

[spare quartz]

;<

[spare quartz]

4 minutes of running DOS

[spare quartz]

It turns out that professors are the people least-qualified to teach kanji (well, second only to Japanese people).

[rotund summit]

no access?

[spare quartz]

reworking instructions to be more like their circutry counterparts

[spare quartz]

god this is infinitely better

instead of needing a dedicated instruction class for each operation along with debugging and operand management

i only need 1 class for 8-bit and 1 class for 16/32-bit

thats a compression ratio of 27 instruction classes to just 3

[spare quartz]

further compression

[timid quartz]

mission failed

still alive

[spare quartz]

just made the biggest breakthrough of my life

[timid quartz]

you realized bayachao and Kotlin are bad and you should go outside and live a normal life

[spare quartz]

no

i figured out how intel makes their cpus

[timid quartz]

laaame

[spare quartz]

and i finally have perfect instructions because of it

[timid quartz]

everyone knows they design the cpu and send the design off to China to get fabricated

[spare quartz]

taiwan*

[timid quartz]

ur mom*

[spare quartz]

and they also send it to israel too

and arizona or something

intel isnt fabless

[timid quartz]

they basically are

[spare quartz]

no??

[timid quartz]

are you on team island China or mainland Taiwan

[spare quartz]

i dont caarree

i just want x86

(to destroy all risc architectures)

[timid quartz]

yknow I don’t think you have permission to implement x86

Intel didnt license it to you

I’m gonna have to tell….

[spare quartz]

that's cause it's not x86

it's bread86 👍

[timid quartz]

IM GONNA TELL

[spare quartz]

uh huh

and you're gonna tell on them to sue amd too

cause they made x86-64

this is technically our OWN isa

it just happens to parallel x86

[timid quartz]

And Intel will sue you for 80 bajillion dollars to make up all the money they’ve lost

[spare quartz]

uh huh sure

ill tell them it was the rust users who did it first

[timid quartz]

I’m innocent

[spare quartz]

anyways

[spare quartz]

look how simple it was

[timid quartz]

terry is playing qserf

someone sacrificed a goat

must have

[spare quartz]

so.. tired......

[timid quartz]

go sleep

sleeper

[spare quartz]

but i need to convert more instructions to version 6.......

[timid quartz]

LEEB

NOW

[timid quartz]

grosssssssssssss

[timid quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937473343064530995/1405927990013067334/I11qo7WXav.png?ex=68a09bf9&is=689f4a79&hm=4c6e01816248122436b97974b63cb9402b09a462cce7ad4614a1280d0ddc63a9&

[spare quartz]

Just got on bed …

[timid quartz]

good now

take your phone

chuck it at the opposite wall

close your eyes

[spare quartz]

no

I need. To send furry art

[timid quartz]

im so cooked

never going to get software job

[timid quartz]

Omori!!!

[spare quartz]

Momorin

Mbmbmmbm mbmb

Awake

[timid quartz]

rrrrrrraaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

[spare quartz]

モニニ

unfortunately I have begun the process of trying to learn kanji rather than semi-actively just seeing things

[timid quartz]

laaaaame

[timid quartz]

漢字が悪い

[spare quartz]

外人

[timid quartz]

あなたも

[spare quartz]

いや！！！！！

[timid quartz]

日本人じゃない

だから外人

[spare quartz]

Kotlin人

[timid quartz]

キモい

[spare quartz]

ひとRustつ

ふたAdaつ

[spare quartz]

just need SAR and this entire list is done

sar done

[spare quartz]

rol/ror/rcr/rcl done..

https://fixupx.com/Roblox_RTC/status/1956528325163151443/photo/1

RTC (@Roblox_RTC)

David Baszucki's Roblox account has been Terminated.

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FixupX · Aug 16, 2025, 1:27 AM

?????

[timid quartz]

omega based

[spare quartz]

override fun getInstructions(processor: IA32Processor): List<Instruction> = listOf(
        MoveImmediateIntoRegister(0xB8u, "eax", "ax", processor.a),
        MoveImmediateIntoRegister(0xB9u, "ecx", "cx", processor.c),
        MoveImmediateIntoRegister(0xBAu, "edx", "dx", processor.d),
        MoveImmediateIntoRegister(0xBBu, "ebx", "bx", processor.b),
        MoveImmediateIntoRegister(0xBCu, "esp", "sp", processor.sp),
        MoveImmediateIntoRegister(0xBDu, "ebp", "bp", processor.bp),
        MoveImmediateIntoRegister(0xBEu, "esi", "si", processor.si),
        MoveImmediateIntoRegister(0xBFu, "edi", "di", processor.di),
        MoveImmediateIntoRegister8(0xB0u, "al", processor.a, processor.a::l),
        MoveImmediateIntoRegister8(0xB1u, "cl", processor.c, processor.c::l),
        MoveImmediateIntoRegister8(0xB2u, "dl", processor.d, processor.d::l),
        MoveImmediateIntoRegister8(0xB3u, "bl", processor.b, processor.b::l),
        MoveImmediateIntoRegister8(0xB4u, "ah", processor.a, processor.a::h),
        MoveImmediateIntoRegister8(0xB5u, "ch", processor.c, processor.c::h),
        MoveImmediateIntoRegister8(0xB6u, "dh", processor.d, processor.d::h),
        MoveImmediateIntoRegister8(0xB7u, "bh", processor.b, processor.b::h)
    )

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-gif-15653907485788873844

[spare quartz]

Hello.

I would like to dox 4 Japanese men.

sorry, 5.

https://fixupx.com/kokko_kokko919/status/1956413145154756867

おくお (@Kokko_kokko919)

楽しかったです

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FixupX · Aug 15, 2025, 5:50 PM

[timid quartz]

Get me a brain implosion energy drink first

[spare quartz]

??

[timid quartz]

https://youtu.be/P49lBbJSpdQ?si=QYeFHzBb-ar9TAwk

this

[spare quartz]

You’re weird.

Go emancipate yourself.

[timid quartz]

I need my brain to implode NOW

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/emancipation-grill-portal-2-gif-5815699290979558047

[timid quartz]

I wish that was me

[spare quartz]

OH MYGOD

AERA

NEW MEI KEN VIIIDDEOOO

!!!!!

[timid quartz]

Will it make me die instantly

Not interested if it doesn’t kill me in nanoseconds

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/kiro247/status/1956718314954338618?s=46

こぎのきゐ (@kiro247)

【親孝行ドッキリ】冷蔵庫20万って聞いたから、母に現金そのまま渡してみた結果
︀︀youtu.be/3ejjJ7r8qRo?si=zaOP9IcgE8b4WexI
︀︀
︀︀20万円の冷蔵庫が欲しいと聞いて──
︀︀現金そのまま渡したら、どんな反応をするのか？
︀︀一生に一度のサプライズ、届け！
︀︀#迷犬通信

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FixupX · Aug 16, 2025, 2:02 PM

SOMETHING ABOUT 20,000 YEN!!

[timid quartz]

Their mother wants something and they’re giving them 20k yen for it?

[spare quartz]

MAYBE!!

what’s that in freedom dollars

like… a few thousand

I think

[timid quartz]

Oh that’s refrigerator

[spare quartz]

迷犬で#doodledance？

[timid quartz]

冷蔵庫

[spare quartz]

20,000 yen refrigerator?

[spare quartz]

I hear (she) wants a 20,000 yen refrigerator——
as I have the money, what will her reaction be when I give it to her?

(my rough translation of the first two bottom sentences)

[timid quartz]

Literal translation would be like “giving 20k yen to my mom who wants a fridge”

Literal translation of the image text*

[spare quartz]

well the way 20k yen is used there implies she wants some specific type of refrigerator that is 20k yen

[lone sky]

this sounds like a mr beast video plot

[spare quartz]

ah

[lone sky]

💔

[spare quartz]

迷犬けもの！！！！！

[timid quartz]

Of the image text**

[spare quartz]

I said “ah”!!!!

Not like the upper 8-bits of the Word-sized Accumulator register in x86-16 and above!

(Known as AX!!!)

I like how Google translate actually uses the onyomi for 迷犬 (I assume it recognizes it as a compound word)

That’s pretty cool

[timid quartz]

親孝行ドッキリ

lol

Practical joke

I see in the thumbnail that they’re gonna disguise the 20k yen as chocolate or smth

[spare quartz]

Eat it!!!

You gotta love the sheer consistency of Japanese people

[timid quartz]

Oh wait

It’s not 20k yen

It’s 200k yen

[spare quartz]

Oh.

[timid quartz]

Japanese numbers are weird

[spare quartz]

Ohhh right

It’s 10,000 for the unit

[timid quartz]

20k would be 二万

[spare quartz]

20 + 0,000 …

[timid quartz]

Yes

[spare quartz]

Just tell them to use K!!!

nvm Japanese people used to hate using borrowed stuff

[timid quartz]

but now they love it so much that sometimes if you say the native word for something they won’t understand but if you use the loan word they will

[spare quartz]

no it’s actually so funny

[timid quartz]

half the language is just other languages spoken with a Japanese accent

[spare quartz]

reading kanjidamage and the author is stressing so hard (on the opening) that Japanese people are awful at actually teaching Japanese

[timid quartz]

real

[spare quartz]

TBF… I don’t know how you would do the same with English… since it’s all memorization (except for the un-/-ization/grammar rules) BUT

at least it’s not 2,000 kanji (2,200 with the radicals) to remember

Bleh

I wish they invented glasses that didn’t mess up my near sight

Have to 🤮 move my phone 2 feet from my face so it’s in 🤮 the focal point!!!

[timid quartz]

is this dog a he or a she or neither what are they

how do I refer to them

[spare quartz]

They’re a 女

[timid quartz]

ok

[spare quartz]

A Joe

[timid quartz]

おんな

女 by itself is おんな

[spare quartz]

I know but I find it hard to remember both

[timid quartz]

Well ur gonna have to

[spare quartz]

ughhhh let me be sequential

Mr “I learned Japanese through school”

[timid quartz]

ALSO DONT…call a woman おんな that’s like walking up to a woman and saying “hey woman” in English

[spare quartz]

I know!!!

[timid quartz]

Nuh uh

[spare quartz]

Kanjidamage says by itself it’s like saying “that broad”

[timid quartz]

Yeah pretty much lol

Same for おとこ

But for guy

[spare quartz]

also the kanji they teach after 女 has the properly named tag “fucked roots”

[timid quartz]

huh

what kanji

[spare quartz]

女女女。

put it in one

[timid quartz]

OH

姦

Japanese kanji are so fucked sometimes lol

[spare quartz]

since it’s constructive (base radicals -> kanji using those radicals -> …) it’s right after 女

You gotta love (hate) whatever ancient china was cooking

[timid quartz]

💀

[spare quartz]

There’s no way my cat is still under my bed… get up..

[spare quartz]

Hold on there’s another kanji I wanna talk about

Lemme find it

They say that kanji are ‘windows into the past,’ meaning that since they look like the things they depict, we can see the values of the ancient society that made them. However, in today’s politically correct times, that window is often as embarrassing as the screen of an old Western TV playing reruns of Sambo and Amos and Andy. This is evident in kanji like wife (奥さん), which famously translates to, ‘back of the house person,’ or 乙, which has two meanings: ’second place’ and ‘girl.’ Oh no you di’int!!!!

also unrelated just binge watched cyberpunk edgerunners

peak

[timid quartz]

We need new kanji called 本字 to make up for this

Actually no they’d be called 和字

[spare quartz]

Unfortunately I was able to read this without consulting a dictionary

[timid quartz]

Cause Japanese food is 和食 so Japanese-created characters would be 和字

[spare quartz]

Yes because 字 is a character

or a grapheme(..???)

this must be so funny if you’re japanese

[timid quartz]

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ten @ A25 komiket manila bay! (@kneeeyow)

new pins!!!

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FixupX · Aug 15, 2025, 2:47 AM

[spare quartz]

I hope it gets incinersted

like with all of rust

[timid quartz]

I’ll send you the red one

[spare quartz]

had to turn down the volume (can’t let my mom know i fw this)

[timid quartz]

your mom already knows.

[spare quartz]

nあｈ

[timid quartz]

https://fixupx.com/iluvrabbitz/status/1956366271223624012

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FixupX · Aug 15, 2025, 2:44 PM

[spare quartz]

DeltaSlop.

[timid quartz]

DeltaBased

[spare quartz]

'

処理中...

[timid quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986697710298083399/1404500547381493973/deltarunejobbad.mp4?ex=68a15950&is=68a007d0&hm=007561e7e93a73f8df9d2fee5ff5c73137653aba572b6bbdf7883675804123e9&

[spare quartz]

oh my god discord is sooo oslow

its cause they didnt use a jvm

and instead used "erlang" and "rust" and "ts"

[timid quartz]

erlang beam vm >>

[spare quartz]

"beam" cause its BEAMING ASS!!!

[lone sky]

says the ばやちゃお fan.

[spare quartz]

MeiKen fan thank-you-very-much.

ALSO QUICK QUESTION @lone sky

how are you typing the kana

do you just have it svaed on your clipboard or did you install an ime

[timid quartz]

“Where did you get this money from???”
“Well mom……..I sell furry art and stream on YouTube with my furry persona….”
“…. 勘当.”

[lone sky]

clip board

[spare quartz]

any japanese mother would accept this as a real job.

think about it

they are ALL neets

[timid quartz]

You’re a neet

[spare quartz]

YOU'RE a neet

[timid quartz]

I will be in like 4 months

[spare quartz]

well i am one (rn) so i win.

i need to find someone i can get money from....

with fraud!!!! or something!!!

i am an evil kleptomaniac!!

[timid quartz]

Beg your codev

[spare quartz]

he's like

basically on the same class as me and my mom

i'd be better off asking my mom for money (which i can't do since nuh uh)

[timid quartz]

go early enlist then

[spare quartz]

noooo

[timid quartz]

You’re 17

[spare quartz]

i wanna code for longerrr

also wow my vision is super like

box-blurry

i think that's cause of the tiredness but i can't sleep

@timid quartz BTW

serious question

theres a LOT of govt auctions near me (a lot of them are computer parts)

although a lot of the stuff is office equipment like monitors and desktop AIOs i was wondering... do you think it'd be a good idea to win one of them

cause like although they're not super rare crap (excluding the gene sequencers and bulldozers and other crap) they sell them in like, lots of 50 for very cheap

so..

[lone sky]

do it and flip the AIOs on craigslist

or facebook marketplace

[spare quartz]

ew

[lone sky]

or whatever

[spare quartz]

why would i do that

[lone sky]

then buy a ばやちゃお commision with the money.

[spare quartz]

ebay is superior

[lone sky]

fine.

[spare quartz]

bayachao-san, can you draw izanari violently gunning down ferris?

thank you .

[lone sky]

new pfp material

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/782326289381982208/1214437237622833244/IMG_4640.gif

[timid quartz]

If you think you have a use for them then sure

[spare quartz]

i mean honestly

i'd just resell most of it

then keep a few for myself

some of the computer listings even still have the hard disks left in

[timid quartz]

Military secrets!!!

[spare quartz]

no

99% of the sellings just come from mundane offices

like... an immigrations office...

so they're just cleaned of data

[timid quartz]

ICE secrets!!!!!

[spare quartz]

there was actually an auction on a DHS identity card station funnily enough

for like $400 last i checked

[timid quartz]

diy cac

[spare quartz]

no

the DHS uses their own cards

totally incompatible with CAC... god what is with discord today

[spare quartz]

uhh

what state is "VT"...

[timid quartz]

Vermont?

[spare quartz]

oh

@flint belfry hey

[timid quartz]

Is that where you’re getting deployed

[spare quartz]

can you go to vermont

they're selling strange computer parts!!!

like

a lot of computer stuff..

most things near me are in houston and are just monitors and aios...

i love how some pictures are just

[flint belfry]

Huh

What

[flint belfry]

No

Get It Yourself

[spare quartz]

waaaahh

[flint belfry]

Fatty

what

ghost ping

[spare quartz]

huh

oh

well the good news

my mom agreed to give me her social security number 💪

i can now make auctions on behalf of her.

[flint belfry]

Awful

Your Going To Drive The Family Broke

[spare quartz]

nuh uh im smart with monies

[lone sky]

moni...

like....

[spare quartz]

🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺

[flint belfry]

while this is your setup

[spare quartz]

well about that

since i told my mom all about gsa... im hoping... i could get this lot which is near me

just need to wait for the bid time to tick down until then

[flint belfry]

i thought you were going to say this is a picture your mom took and she works in it or some shit and i was about to fucking lose it

[spare quartz]

LOL no

this is from an office of the department of agriculture apparently

thankfully theres no super bad restrictions on auctioning, you just need an ID and to follow the rules of wherever the auction is held at

so i guess like, no... spraying bugs everywhere?? since its the USDA??

[flint belfry]

agriculture??? with all of this shit?? 😭

[spare quartz]

apparently

the USDA is also auctioning off an entire truck too

[spare quartz]

i showed you my engine block pls respond

[lone sky]

can you buy it.

[spare quartz]

my mom looked at it but she said no

since its from 2010... and she likes newer cars..

[timid quartz]

But it wouldn’t have a car payment

[spare quartz]

Bidders wanting the Title, SF97, issued in their business/company name MUST register as a company. No changes will be made after award.

2010 Ford Explorer 4X4 SUV, 4-door, 4.0L 6 cyl, gas, AT. VIN: 1FMEU7DE2AUB14094, est mi: 50280. Unable to drive due to dead battery & bad transmission, left front tire has slow leak. (12639551901000) repairable.

All interested parties are encouraged to view the property in person. Vehicle can be seen by appointment only. Please contact Kenneth Rathjen, 512-745-1809 or Dr. Howard, 505-377-4399

oddly enough when creating the GSA account i guess it used info from the SSN to ask some questions about loans

[lone sky]

register it under bread experts group

[spare quartz]

like it asked wether you've placed a loan under auto/home and all

had to check off a few based on what my mom said

[spare quartz]

we are not a company and will not become a company

[lone sky]

wait no first of all go patent BEG to the USPTO

[timid quartz]

bread experts more like bread idiots

[lone sky]

become a company.

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/705583014805241896/1142605069498466394/rapidsave.com_4fma5pt5a01b1.gif

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/sweeping-charles-barkley-gif-18506616

[spare quartz]

BEGs first directive: become a landlord of 500 elderly homes

stage 2: BAN ALL OLD PEOPLE!!

[timid quartz]

im going to implode

can’t take it anymore

[spare quartz]

oh my god you are literally turning into omori

[timid quartz]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[spare quartz]

STOP PRETENDING TO BE A YOUNGER VERSION OF YOURSELF INSIDE YOUR HEAD

!!!!

[flint belfry]

@lone sky RIEGO

[timid quartz]

OLDER ME SUCKS I WANNA BE YOUNGER ME

[spare quartz]

oh my god bruh

how am i gonna move that 😭

hopefully its lighter than it looks

[flint belfry]

atp

you DO NOT

need one of those large paper printers

[spare quartz]

okay but this is the lot details

i dont want it to go to waste

[flint belfry]

our school has one it is SO HARD to do maintenance on

[spare quartz]

ill either resell it or give it to like, the hospital

[flint belfry]

SERVERS

👀👀👀👀👀

[spare quartz]

ughhh

go away florida idiot .

these department of agriculture servers will be MINE.

[flint belfry]

LET'S TAKE A LOOK....

[flint belfry]

actually alot of these are outdated

[spare quartz]

yes

thats why they're auctioning it

but ONE mans ancient ass computer

is MY bsl testing ground.

[spare quartz]

https://www.govdeals.com/en/asset/6680/6794

[flint belfry]

ew

waste

i guess someone's never heard of dban

[spare quartz]

you WANT the 1 ton box of crushed hard drives

you WANT the scrap metal

you WANT to pour it all over your room and swim in it.

[flint belfry]

actually atp i think you want it because of what you did to your cas-

[timid quartz]

Before your isp shuts your internet off

[spare quartz]

WRONG

i just ate it

[flint belfry]

Fatass

[spare quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945395000219406416/1312195484533915678/togif.gif

[spare quartz]

https://youtu.be/3ejjJ7r8qRo?t=112

[flint belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-coin-jump-failed-gif-17533200

[spare quartz]

please god let this happen to kade 🙏

except instead of gold its CRUSHED COMPUTER PARTS!!!

[flint belfry]

wow ok i hope your fucking computer explodes and burns down your house or something 😭

[spare quartz]

WHAT

im wishing you fortune!!!!!!

(except also misusing that fortune)

[flint belfry]

YOUR WISHING I BREAK EVERY BONE IN MY BODY

[spare quartz]

noo...

[flint belfry]

OK WELL

[spare quartz]

im just hoping you make yourself break all of the bones in your body

!

theres a difference

[flint belfry]

burn your house down.

[spare quartz]

yeah OK cave johnson

i hope you get POISONED BY MOON ROCKS!!!

[lone sky]

🌞

[flint belfry]

how'd you know

[spare quartz]

EW

[flint belfry]

TWEAKING

[spare quartz]

EW

IS THAT AN APERTURE SCIENCE WEIGHTED STORAGE CUBE

[timid quartz]

Android user

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/emancipation-grill-portal-2-gif-5815699290979558047

[flint belfry]

yes

[spare quartz]

FUCK OFF!!!

[flint belfry]

i can install apps at free will you cant

:3

[spare quartz]

wrong, he uses a jvmphone

[timid quartz]

ok why would i ever want to do that

Also it’s called the App Store, Kade

[flint belfry]

probably because it something gets taken off the app store i don't fucking lose it forever

[flint belfry]

whatever

your guyses shitty play store

although i hate the play store

[timid quartz]

I have blue bubble you have green bubble :3

[flint belfry]

because google bad

[spare quartz]

weirdo

[flint belfry]

rcs

[spare quartz]

stop talking about peoples bubbles like that

freak

[timid quartz]

You have blue bubble too we’re on the same side

[spare quartz]

okay but you dont insult people over their bubbles.

[flint belfry]

pipis

[spare quartz]

this isnt 2008

[spare quartz]

apple has rcs yes

[flint belfry]

yes

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/977284953714880524/991228576785498212/ezgif-3-bfb653d429.gif

[flint belfry]

BIOHAZARD

[lone sky]

BLUE BUBBLE???

[flint belfry]

BIOHAZARD

[lone sky]

LIKE

[flint belfry]

.rodeo

[lone sky]

LIKE

https://bluebubble.rodeo/

[spare quartz]

Tamamo

[lone sky]

YOU SON OF A

[flint belfry]

SHAKES

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-dc-please-stop-please-no-gif-19166479

[rustic vine]

@timid quartz agentic ai

Where is ur agentic ai

Where is ur agency

[spare quartz]

hi harry how was your 24 year long hypersleep

[rustic vine]

Wassup

[spare quartz]

beijing

[rustic vine]

Good

[timid quartz]

But you still have green bubble with rcs

[rustic vine]

I locked in

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/242263977986359297/1219049037161037935/attachment-14.gif

[rustic vine]

I learned 40 new ai buzzwords too

[spare quartz]

das cool

ive just been working on processors and im now getting into government auctions

[timid quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1003782428437004308/1267839743194955777/watermark.gif

[rustic vine]

Stop bruh im in public

[flint belfry]

are you going to crash out at me the moment i use one incorrectly

[spare quartz]

no he's harry

[rustic vine]

Neat

[rustic vine]

A friend of mine bought a helicopter from a government auction

[spare quartz]

oh what kind

[rustic vine]

Bell

[spare quartz]

theres actually a UH-60 on GSA auctions rn

[rustic vine]

Bell um

H1

[lone sky]

@flint belfry oh my god bruh

[rustic vine]

Or something

[spare quartz]

das cool

[lone sky]

my stupid chinesium NIC crashed my entire computer

[rustic vine]

Ye that

[lone sky]

no idea how but it did

[rustic vine]

Wait not that

[rustic vine]

UH1

[spare quartz]

nah you just got a nic from north korea

my taiwanisum nic works just fine for 4 years straight

[rustic vine]

All ur computer parts are taiwanisium

[spare quartz]

wrong

[rustic vine]

Correct..

[spare quartz]

not my processor.

[rustic vine]

Bruh

[spare quartz]

👿

[rustic vine]

Intel fanboy

[spare quartz]

hold on is nvidia fabless too

i actually dont know

[rustic vine]

Ye

Everyone is fabless

[spare quartz]

damn

[rustic vine]

Except for intel

[spare quartz]

we should've stopped at x86

arm and risc have no future

🤷‍♂️

[timid quartz]

himicane

[spare quartz]

that would be cool

[timid quartz]

hericane

themicane

[spare quartz]

if it wasn't 2,000 MILES AWAY!!!!!!!

[lone sky]

arm was adopted by a lot of major companies already. delete your account.

[spare quartz]

start up your stupid weather machine and send it to texas

[lone sky]

now as for RISC it has nothing to it

[spare quartz]

arm bootlicker ^^^^

[lone sky]

it's junk

[timid quartz]

petitioning the NWS to rename hurricanes to themicanes to make them not sexist

[spare quartz]

god said x86-64 JVM

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-fucking-kidding-me-lie-detector-lie-truth-false-gif-10197734732729619036

[spare quartz]

and i listened.

[timid quartz]

I guess “cyclone” is also gender neutral

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1956696048954466498

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rust users organizing to.. umm..

im really tired can you writ ethis for me

[timid quartz]

rust users organizing into the best language ever known to make the world of software engineering as good as rust is

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/math-this-cannot-go-on-any-longer-this-cannot-continue-equation-sine-wave-gif-1917461941696912005

[timid quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347254691966615552/1388599719751585932/cat_evil.gif

[spare quartz]

9999993240234

迷犬,,

save me...

[flint belfry]

LOL WHAT

DESKTOP?

[lone sky]

YES

I MOVED THE ANTENNAS

[flint belfry]

DUDE

[lone sky]

AND IT JUST KILLED ITSELF

[flint belfry]

US

[spare quartz]

the antennas dont even do anything 😭😭

[flint belfry]

The what.

[spare quartz]

im 99% sure that was just a random driver issue

[lone sky]

how was it a random driver issue

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-chapter-ch-3-ant-gif-5097956321886558999

[spare quartz]

because adjusting your antennas cannot do that

physically

[flint belfry]

use the 25 dollar gift card i sent you and please for the love of god get a new nic

[lone sky]

this is my computer

[flint belfry]

the rotting amazon gift card

[lone sky]

i'll try

[timid quartz]

迷子

[spare quartz]

send it to me

!!!

[spare quartz]

umm..

is that a ... こ。。。right..

子。。。yes... okay..

im not an astray kid :<

[timid quartz]

Read as ご here

[spare quartz]

ough

[timid quartz]

まいご

[spare quartz]

hey thats ... "me" ???

oh never mind :<

[timid quartz]

No you are ミコ

[spare quartz]

okay but maiko is phonetically very similar

[timid quartz]

Aka ばああああああか

[spare quartz]

WRONG

[lone sky]

@flint belfry https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DB4NNW5J

[spare quartz]

SMARTEST PERSON EVER..

[lone sky]

WHAT DO YOU THINK ?

[spare quartz]

mass produced chip

it doesnt matter

ax210 is fine.

[lone sky]

no atp i mean as in the model itself

[timid quartz]

ボクが天才だよ！

[lone sky]

not the chip inside

[spare quartz]

why would the model matter

[lone sky]

☠️

[spare quartz]

im serious

why would it matter

[flint belfry]

he is BROKE

[spare quartz]

dont care.

[flint belfry]

LET HIM HAVE THE MONEY

[spare quartz]

poor people should give all of their money to me

[flint belfry]

DIE

[spare quartz]

as i am MORE broke.

[lone sky]

hope you realize this one has some shitty ass joints on the part holding the antenna to the PCIe bracket

[flint belfry]

ever heard of a job

[lone sky]

it's just a stupid nut

[spare quartz]

THEN USE

[spare quartz]

TAPE!!!!!

[flint belfry]

um

[timid quartz]

explode

[spare quartz]

like the geometry of a nic absolutely does not matter as long as its in a pcie x1/4 slot and is the latest networking chipset

[flint belfry]

looks good to me ig

besides the fact it isn't a name brand

but it'll probably be fine

[spare quartz]

its probably a generic product anyways

the brand doesnt matter

[flint belfry]

just like your a generic programmer

[timid quartz]

GOTTEM

[spare quartz]

says the guy who cant program and relies on docker and lxc and stupidmagicfuck

[timid quartz]

liberal: OWNED

[flint belfry]

ew

[spare quartz]

yeah OK commie

[timid quartz]

containers ❤️

[flint belfry]

i don't like using docker

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-thumbs-up-doctor-gif-11640776

you use PROXMOX

opinion destroyed.

[flint belfry]

docker has NOTHING to do with proxmox

[timid quartz]

Do you realize that LXC is basically the same thing as Docker

[spare quartz]

literally ^

[lone sky]

ok @flint belfry i found another chinese one https://www.amazon.com/dp/B084P8KHMH

[flint belfry]

proxmox is good
accept it.

[spare quartz]

nah

[flint belfry]

lxcs are easier to manage that's the whole difference for me

[lone sky]

but this one actually has a proper joint to the bracket

[spare quartz]

dude

[timid quartz]

Proxmox is BAD
accept it.

[lone sky]

notice the PCB attachment

[spare quartz]

thats the one IM using

its a generic product im telling you

😭

[flint belfry]

proxmox is good it's just your bosses "it department" people are too stupid to know how to use it

[lone sky]

this is the ENTIRE reason why I might get this one actually

[spare quartz]

nah

[flint belfry]

is that ai..

[spare quartz]

aera is right

you should be using a JVM

no

that is a real product because I AM USING IT RN

UNDER A DIFFERENT BRAND!!

[flint belfry]

emphasis on the quotes
maybe it's just a bunch of janitors

[spare quartz]

its a GENERIC MASS PRODUCED PCIE ATTACHMENT!!!!!

[timid quartz]

I never said this ever

[spare quartz]

uh huh

[timid quartz]

You should not be using a JVM

[spare quartz]

we all know the subtext

you're a JVM lover

[timid quartz]

The JVM sucks

[spare quartz]

toxic yaoi

[timid quartz]

Imagine needing a vm to run your code

Imagine not using the CPU directly

[spare quartz]

toxic yaoi aera!

[timid quartz]

what

[timid quartz]

THINK FASTER

[spare quartz]

考え SLOWER

[timid quartz]

日本語禁止

[spare quartz]

RACISM!!!

[lone sky]

@flint belfry ordered the new NIC

I will however give it a lobotomy as soon as it arrives to install the AX200 inside of my current card

[spare quartz]

the what

[lone sky]

and then I will use the AX1800 for my laptop

[spare quartz]

you are saying a bunch of funny words

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/rizzler-the-rizzler-christian-turn-rizzler-turn-gif-3468410536510015644

just say i suck at explaining

[spare quartz]

THEY DONT MAKE ANY SENSE IS WHAT IM GETTING AT!!

how do you lobotomize a nic!!!

[lone sky]

ummmm

unscrewing stuff

[spare quartz]

do you mean you're gonna pull out your current M.2 NIC attachment, and put it in your laptop??

[lone sky]

replacing stuff

and screwing it back together

[lone sky]

yeah

[spare quartz]

tamamo ..

[lone sky]

mainly cause my laptop has uhmm

[spare quartz]

#1264496483957346346 message

[lone sky]

a terrible fucking

[spare quartz]

the ax1800 is a router!!!!!!

i mgonna kms if discord delays this message longer than 800 ms

[lone sky]

INTEL(R) AX1800

[spare quartz]

wow just for that message it sped up

[lone sky]

LOOK THAT UP

[spare quartz]

yeah um

im not seeing anything

they dont have an "ax1800" under their wifi 6 listings

BUT you know what they do have

[lone sky]

INTEL KILLER

[timid quartz]

KILL INTEL

[spare quartz]

intel pls hire me

ill put bayachao in the silkscreen of your processor

im so trustworthy

[timid quartz]

You don’t know Verilog they won’t hire you

[spare quartz]

I DO

[timid quartz]

Nuh uh

[spare quartz]

ADA IS BASCIALLY VERILOG

[timid quartz]

Ada is basically VHDL*

[spare quartz]

SAME THING

[timid quartz]

VHDL != Verilog

[spare quartz]

LITERALLY LOOK IDENTICAL

ITS ALL LISP

[timid quartz]

lisp ❤️

(i(love(lisp)))

[spare quartz]

imsim sooooo tired

[timid quartz]

go bed

[spare quartz]

awwwwww

but i wanna watch meiken......

[timid quartz]

b e d

[spare quartz]

I’m on bed..

[rustic vine]

I guess aera isnt a true prompt engineer he didnt instinctively react to ai buzzwords

[rustic vine]

Sleepathon

Sleepatron

[rustic vine]

Sleeperator

[flint belfry]

you used the gift card right

[flint belfry]

bro

[lone sky]

yes

[flint belfry]

now buy yourself a BETTER USB

[spare quartz]

people buying things for themselves (fat man at the end of a water pipe)
me wanting all of your stuff
(skinny man drinking from a leak)

[flint belfry]

J
O
B
say it with me now
J.O.B

[spare quartz]

Please censor this. It is a slur.

[flint belfry]

https://youtu.be/ifhQrzBCeco

[lone sky]

@flint belfry btw i technically got the NIC at

50% off

so thanks for that :3

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-gif-26093646

[timid quartz]

What’s with this weird ass English tts thing

[flint belfry]

wdym

[lone sky]

it was gonna be 30 dollars total (including shipping)

but the 20 dollar card covered most of it

so i paid just the shipping

[flint belfry]

10 dollar fucking shipping??

[lone sky]

what did you expect from shipping accross the border

[flint belfry]

does mexico not have any like amazon facilities

[lone sky]

I also had to give my CURP (which is sort of kind of like the mexican equivalent to an SSN)

[flint belfry]

what the fuck 😭

[lone sky]

that's how the aduana works

[timid quartz]

curp more like burp

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/rizzler-the-rizzler-christian-turn-rizzler-turn-gif-3468410536510015644

[flint belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/young-sheldon-deltarune-kris-kris-dreemurr-fountain-gif-1226137545436959824

[lone sky]

test #

[timid quartz]

Stop trying to bypass automod smh

[pastel tinsel]

ban vro

[lone sky]

oh no it's the taco bell special

🏃‍♂️‍➡️

[pallid loom]

kill

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz Teo alert

[spare quartz]

?

[pallid loom]

am I an entity for you to have an alarm

[spare quartz]

Oh

You mean this

Idk why but YouTube auto generates audio voice overs for some videos

I tried it on that one and it sucks so bad 😭

[timid quartz]

Yes it’s so bad 😭

[spare quartz]

and worst part

it assigns a MALE VOICE to kiro

[timid quartz]

it gave her a female voice for me

[spare quartz]

oh i was just watching the later part of the video

when they're actually doing the prank