💽Programming Chat v2

[flint belfry]

moonlight is alot better for gaming but not for normal stuff

[lone sky]

honestly? it works fine for both

at least from what i've been testing currently

[pastel tinsel]

if it works for gaming then it should work for normal stuff

[lone sky]

pretty much so

[rustic vine]

what happens on a new moon?

does it not work in that case?

[lone sky]

ha

ha

ha.

[rustic vine]

I'm just a concerned buyer wondering if I will be able to use it all the time or if there is expected downtime

Thank you

[lone sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1147107174225543179/1171892639470207076/attachment-8.gif

[rustic vine]

he isn't using the vpn to hide his IP

hes using it to watch netflix

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1380577556981350400/4e79c8b8c9a54805bb5ae2283d14b9b5.mov?ex=6844628b&is=6843110b&hm=29c412078098f02c6f4a84a9499216dace6318bd12af8f9209a0a5feae5f025c&

[lone sky]

ario katr

[spare quartz]

fonts.....

got them all extracted

@timid quartz

[timid quartz]

yeah that’s the one thing I dislike about go

[lone sky]

wtf is golang even about

[spare quartz]

the Parser collection is growing

[timid quartz]

built by google to do web stuff and to be super easy to learn

it's compiled but has a gc, has really good concurrency

errors as values

really well suited for backend because of the easy concurrency

[spare quartz]

(i prefer kotlin though)

[lone sky]

sounds like something I wouldn't have a heart attack learning

[spare quartz]

java concurrency is super easy on the modern versions

[timid quartz]

try {
  try {
    try {
      try {
        try {
          try {
            try {
              try {

[spare quartz]

tell me you've never used java or kotlin without telling me you havent

https://fixupx.com/nicbarkeragain/status/1930832776045171150

Nic Barker (@nicbarkeragain)

Over my career I've seen a _lot_ of attempted complete rewrites of existing software, and two things have stuck out to me:
︀︀- The overwhelming majority of rewrites failed
︀︀- Of the small minority I saw succeed, almost 100% were done by the same team who wrote the original software.

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[lone sky]

OH

[timid quartz]

ok but is it as easy as

func myfunc() {
  // do stuff...
}
func main() {
  go myfunc()
  myfunc()  // can be run either way
}

[lone sky]

SO THAT'S WHAT THAT IS...

[spare quartz]

what is this

i dont see clear concurrency

[timid quartz]

golang goroutine example

[spare quartz]

oh

[timid quartz]

the go keyword spawns whatever function in a coroutine

[spare quartz]

fun alpha() {
  Rust.destroy()
}

fun bravo() {
  Thread.ofVirtual().start { alpha() }
  Rust.check()
}

[timid quartz]

fairly easy

but not as much as go

[spare quartz]

in java you have to separate between using virtual and physical threads

and i prefer that

[timid quartz]

sure

I like how go enables concurrency via just go

and you don't even get function coloring from needing async functions

[spare quartz]

async 🤮

worst thing js ever brought to existence

[timid quartz]

I...agree

sadly

[spare quartz]

kotlin does the same thing with their suspend keyword as part of their coroutine plugin

but i just never use it cause its basically inferior to the JVM standard virtual threading

[timid quartz]

ur mom is basically inferior to the suspend keyword

[spare quartz]

die

jumpscare

wow we only create two threads in bsl

one virtual for directory listing cache management and one platform for FUSE sessions (as they natively block)

[spare quartz]

got sounds extracted

[lone sky]

all of that

for deltarune on minecraft

😭

[spare quartz]

you're right the "fmt " is lacking something

let me compute the time

[rustic vine]

go was... weird. not sure how its doing now
https://fasterthanli.me/articles/i-want-off-mr-golangs-wild-ride

it didn't have generics for the longest time!

the guy also is praising rust in that post

[rustic vine]

this is what @near trout code looked like last time I saw it

[spare quartz]

oh my god

[rustic vine]

SinceKotlin

what is that

[spare quartz]

☣️ the rustfection has been in kotlin all along

[rustic vine]

but its not specified?

SinceKotlinWhat

[spare quartz]

?

thats cause the doc popup doesnt tell you the values of annotations

[rustic vine]

wait rlly

I thought it did

[spare quartz]

annotations can be massive so its not unreasonable for them just not to show them

[rustic vine]

bloatware

if they are massive

👍

[spare quartz]

trying to find a functional method to run over every element in a list and return that list

im not sure if there is one..

[rustic vine]

.foreach

[spare quartz]

that returns a Unit

[rustic vine]

wth is a unit

oh

[spare quartz]

()

[rustic vine]

nothing

I forgot u guys call it that

um

why need return?

[rustic vine]

looool just do it earlier in a diff line

[spare quartz]

lammmmeee

[rustic vine]

yup

sometimes lame is working tho

[spare quartz]

OH

onEach

unfortunately i run into init referential errors

so im forced to do it the lame way 💔

well at least i can use onEach in the future if i remember it

[rustic vine]

wow that does look lame

[spare quartz]

thank you for your suggestion

my RIFFs now have times

proper format

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz in kotlin who tf uses these keywords: delegate, dynamic, field, file, property, receiver, setparam, value, actual, annotation, crossinline, expect, lateinit, noinline, tailrec, inner, and infix

so many keywords nobody uses

[spare quartz]

delegate - essentially, this lets you do weird stuff with a variable, like making it observable
dynamic - Kotlin/JS.
field / property / receiver / value / setparam - you cannot use this
actual / expect - Kotlin platform agnostic implementation function
annotation / inner - are you stupid?
crossinline - compiler special flag, lets you do strange things inside lambdas
tailrec - compiler special flag, makes a function tail-recursive
lateinit - a var you can declare nullable at its immediate declaration, but will ensure to the compiler you'll make it non-nullable in the future; dereferencing it before hand throws an error
noinline - prevents inlining.
infix - syntaxic operator. lets you put functions between two arguments, like a shr b - shr is the infix here

[timid quartz]

oh @spare quartz here's the thing for that "arbitrary wait"

without the arbitrary wait after spawnSupervisor, the registry stuff at the bottom will error because the supervisor thread isn't done setting itself up

[spare quartz]

7978675665456436547569676345235497856645

[timid quartz]

that's why there's the wait

[spare quartz]

soooooooo

why not like..

use a socket or something...

to send a signal..

[lone sky]

golly gee

another secure password

[timid quartz]

seems a little redundant when I'm already using RMI

[spare quartz]

again my home row is the numbers i cant help it

[spare quartz]

it works!

WRONG!

(but the actual answer requires dealing with ACLs which "isn't" simple)

[lone sky]

2.wav

[spare quartz]

☣️

[lone sky]

I HATE THAT PERSON

FUCK YOU QUEEN

FUCK THAT BITCHASS

GRRR

[spare quartz]

i love you jvm

[spare quartz]

scripts

[spare quartz]

parser is more efficient than once thought

only 4.22 seconds to parse a 153 MB data.win file

of course... not all parsers are done yet....

[flint belfry]

i think someone sucks at queen..

[spare quartz]

ew

biohazard

we dont LIKE your KIND around here

[lone sky]

kade why is your role apple intelligence colored

swear i'm not tripping

that's straight out apple intelligence

[flint belfry]

i am one of a kind

[flint belfry]

Help

[spare quartz]

wrong

[flint belfry]

then who else is me

we don't need more than one scp

[spare quartz]

@lone sky <<

[flint belfry]

EW

EW

EEEWEEWEEWEW

DO NOT COMPARE ME TO THAT

[lone sky]

no im better

[flint belfry]

SOLVE!

what NETMASK COVERS 192.168.X.X?

10 SECONDS

[spare quartz]

"whats 1+1" ass question

[flint belfry]

YOU FAILED!

[flint belfry]

that's the point

[spare quartz]

no its a bad question

[flint belfry]

(he doesn't know how to do 1+1)

[spare quartz]

get off the internet

live off a farm

[flint belfry]

he doesn't know the answer to it

[spare quartz]

stop touching computers for 500 years

[flint belfry]

i have a better setup than your shittop on life support

i would rather use AWS than let you host something

[spare quartz]

i dont have a laptop?

[flint belfry]

????

shittop im referring to desktop

[spare quartz]

i dont have a desktop?

[flint belfry]

had*

its

[spare quartz]

ive never had a desktop?

[flint belfry]

the dangling whatchamacallit now

[lone sky]

she's referring to your motherboard

[flint belfry]

THEN WHAT DID YOU HAVE

[spare quartz]

i code on my phone? are you stupid? do you have damage in your brain?

[flint belfry]

SHE???

IM TRANS?????

[lone sky]

ARENT YOU TRANSGENDER OR SMTH

[flint belfry]

WHAT

[spare quartz]

is that not what the trans flag in your name means

[flint belfry]

NO???

IM STRAIGHT???

YOU DEMENTED FUCK

[lone sky]

YOURE GAY FOR ME??

[spare quartz]

this guys trans

[flint belfry]

whAt

What

WHAT???

[lone sky]

😍

[flint belfry]

ID RATHER CUT MY THROAT THEN DATE YOU

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-alerted-the-friend-friend-inside-me-toy-story-woody-toby-fox-gif-1162874799341684255

[spare quartz]

also this is cause you're rich

💰

[flint belfry]

im not

[spare quartz]

(you are)

[flint belfry]

i got a single salary from a summer job

[spare quartz]

rich boy. rich boy. rich boy.

[flint belfry]

maybe try rhat

then you don't need to have your services and whatnot on a thread

aka

[spare quartz]

fym "on a thread"

[flint belfry]

GET A JOB!!!

A REAL ONE!!!

[flint belfry]

DANGLING

HARD

[spare quartz]

??

[flint belfry]

DRIVE

[spare quartz]

i dont run the servers??

are you stupid??

[flint belfry]

who tf does

[spare quartz]

bread experts group??

[flint belfry]

no i just dont know how your shit works because i base off what you say and im not an interndmensional god that knows everything

[lone sky]

@flint belfry saw this at my local department store

thought it was funny 😭

[spare quartz]

stupid*

[lone sky]

also petted a mac mini

[flint belfry]

i know

[lone sky]

tiny scrungly thing

[spare quartz]

GRRRR I HATE MAC MINIS!!!

SEND MORE SO I KNOW WHAT TO DESTROY!!

[lone sky]

i didn't get more pics

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/900128471316070494/1193695621127876630/RobloxStudioBeta_Sah6amdufk.gif?ex=65ada6ad&is=659b31ad&hm=4c274df6266cfe39f59a1c942ffae2b365148503e895801ebc7541dfa9ae5e83&

[lone sky]

however

the search history for one of the iMacs

had that one game

for some reason??

😭

[spare quartz]

what game

[lone sky]

the one with the freaky and fluffy version of satan

[spare quartz]

what did you do unfunnylad

[lone sky]

nothing

:<

[lone sky]

HES A SHORT HOT DUDE

IDC

[spare quartz]

im hungr y for popconr

make some for me

[lone sky]

can i buy you popcorn off amazon

😭

[spare quartz]

wait no dont do that 💔

[lone sky]

i don't even have your address

lol!!

[spare quartz]

everyone does

its public information

[lone sky]

huh

😭

[spare quartz]

https://github.com/ATPStorages

just saw the most biohazardous ai news site ever

my eyes are ruined

[lone sky]

show

[spare quartz]

https://thesurvivor2299.com/

[timid quartz]

@lone sky are the new deltarune chapters good

[lone sky]

haven't gotten there yet

[spare quartz]

yes

they are

[lone sky]

yeah you haven't played the game once

[spare quartz]

i have

[lone sky]

all you did was deconstruct the game

😭

[spare quartz]

have you considered that.... maybe.... just maybe...... i play the game out of steam 👻

[lone sky]

fair

[spare quartz]

(also i just watch people play the game cause im lazy lol)

but yeah its good

[timid quartz]

ughhhh

it's so expensive...

but I wanna play...

[spare quartz]

do you want the files

[timid quartz]

no.

[spare quartz]

you suuuuuuuure

[timid quartz]

im happy to pirate bayachao but I respect toby

[spare quartz]

WOW RUDE

[lone sky]

moron.

[timid quartz]

shut it you use kotlin unironically

[spare quartz]

because its unironically good

[lone sky]

fuck that gotta do with anything???

😭

[timid quartz]

unironically BAD

[spare quartz]

unlike frust (FUCK RUST!!!)

[timid quartz]

the one fatal flaw: the jvm

[pastel tinsel]

TRUE

[spare quartz]

aera i will bully you

YOU LTIERALLY RELY ON THE JS VM

SHUT YOUR MOUTH

[timid quartz]

fym will you already do

[spare quartz]

IN REAL LIFE!!!

[timid quartz]

?????????????????????

[spare quartz]

NOT YOU

BEN

[pastel tinsel]

@lone sky go get a job

[spare quartz]

OMG

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-the-steak-steak-with-face-gif-27290931

[timid quartz]

if you pull up on me you will not live to return home

[spare quartz]

yeah sure

what is a cs nerd gonna do to me

[pastel tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cement-seal-java-programming-gif-24524699

[spare quartz]

yap about combinatorics??

[timid quartz]

if that's code for tying you up and throwing you into lake lanier sure

[spare quartz]

what is a lake lanier

sounds like an outside person thing

[timid quartz]

well guess what you gotta go outside to find me irl

[spare quartz]

hmmmmmmm no..

@lone sky YOU

take my moms visa and go to him

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-alerted-the-friend-friend-inside-me-toy-story-woody-toby-fox-gif-1162874799341684255

Task Assigned!

[spare quartz]

this guy does NOT know what a computer is

[pastel tinsel]

ok jvm enjoyer

[spare quartz]

@timid quartz anywyas. hows your project going.

[timid quartz]

connecting with devils 👎

[timid quartz]

not too bad tbh

[spare quartz]

do you still have the arbitrary wait 🤮

[timid quartz]

YES wtf else am I supposed to do

[spare quartz]

cause i had an idea

use UDP!

[timid quartz]

??????

[spare quartz]

send a broadcast packet on UDP loopback when the server is online

and wait for that signal

[timid quartz]

ugh id rather just have the wait

[spare quartz]

wh

[timid quartz]

maybe later

[spare quartz]

but a broadcast packet..

🥺

[timid quartz]

im to the point where im adding the ability to add services

[spare quartz]

oh well uh

let me just push an update to bsl

cause it has the new arg parsing... and its best you switch now... than later...

[timid quartz]

that should be it aside from some log files

I should really do the log files sooner rather than later tbh

[spare quartz]

OK, update BSL to version 2.26.0

im not pushing this update to github cause it has incomplete gamemaker work

but theoretically it should work

i havent tested it

[timid quartz]

theoretically it should work

[spare quartz]

i wanna see how large the jar is.. .lemme check

[timid quartz]

practically it wont

[spare quartz]

yeah okay

gamemaker made it fat

an extra 79.69 kB in use just for gamemaker

as a consequence though, parser and stream are more refined! (even though you won't use both of those, ever..)

[timid quartz]

what if I just dont upgrade bsl

[spare quartz]

for what reason

[timid quartz]

uhhh because breaking change :3

[spare quartz]

with that logic

what if i just dont upgrade from DOS 3?

it saves you a lot more pain if you use arguments more in the future

ALSO the new getters are type safe

which i thought you liked!

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/nemupanart/status/1930997601496658322/photo/1

Nemu @ Dokomi 3H40 (@nemupanart)

Someone asked me to sign their Steam Deck 😭 I was so nervous because all I thought was that I was ruining it ahaha

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FixupX · Jun 6, 2025, 2:37 PM

[lone sky]

let me fix this image using image alteration

enhanced. @spare quartz

[spare quartz]

wow your japanese handwriting is

0000000000000000000000000000000000

[lone sky]

bad!

[spare quartz]

give me one second

[spare quartz]

yo some crazy lady just scribbled all over my steam deck

its ruined

[lone sky]

LOL

[spare quartz]

@lone sky IT WAS SILVAGUNNER WHO DID THAT LOBOTOMY CORP VIDEO??

I THOUGHT YOU JUST SENT A RANDOM VIDEO 😭

[lone sky]

YEAH

[timid quartz]

ruined

worth -$50 dollars

[spare quartz]

okay but... its worth $50000000 dollars to any bayachao fan now..

[timid quartz]

nope

[spare quartz]

yes...

[timid quartz]

worth -$500 to any bayachao fan actually

[spare quartz]

we should have this role in qsp btw

[proud creek]

❌

[lone sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1348599706049318913/1380282053416714370/togif.gif

[timid quartz]

You’d never get it

[spare quartz]

yse i will.

[timid quartz]

message.txt

[spare quartz]

almost have all chunks parsed

[timid quartz]

boooo…

[spare quartz]

not boo

in a moment ill have to write a disassembler for the gamemaker vm instruction format

[timid quartz]

chunks were not made to be parsed
years of parsing but no real world use found

[spare quartz]

and then figure out what to do with it there

• either make a VM over JVM
• or integrate it with the Processor / Computer classes in breadmod

[lone sky]

why is the dude from them pink panther episodes euthanizing a child

🚜

[rustic vine]

JVMVM

[spare quartz]

if our x86 VM was stable you could theoretically go infinitely down

JVM/x86/JVM/x86/JVM/x86...

[rustic vine]

ok nerd

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[rustic vine]

ye until u hit a stack overflow

[spare quartz]

you can't

you'd hit an OOM instead

[rustic vine]

🙁 that was a joke

and a stab at recursion

[spare quartz]

bad joke

[rustic vine]

im sorry

I will revise

[spare quartz]

you're not authorized to be in this chat anymore

[rustic vine]

@grok improve my joke

wth

[spare quartz]

joke in #general

[rustic vine]

general is full of people who can't take jokes

[spare quartz]

well....

um..

[rustic vine]

yea u know i mright

[spare quartz]

look at tiktok comments for details

[rustic vine]

thx

I will refer to the manual

[spare quartz]

SYBAU 🥀💔

this is probably what you need

[rustic vine]

prolly

[spare quartz]

Of a person, to stop talking (said by someone, often one in authority, after one has said something annoying, irrelevant, or false, during a period of peace and quiet, or when one is not allowed to talk) or arguing, or (of a person or thing) making noise.

i love wikitonary

[rustic vine]

you are not in authority

[spare quartz]

often one

[rustic vine]

mr president strike down this @spare quartz

[spare quartz]

doesnt have to be a requirement ❌

[spare quartz]

hes in a breakup rn leave him alone

[rustic vine]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BUT PRIDE MONTH JUST STARTED

[rustic vine]

to murder

⚠️

sentenced to 2 years of army service

[spare quartz]

To desist from saying something unless one is able to prove it; to act in a manner that makes further talk unnecessary.

[rustic vine]

@grok definition?

[spare quartz]

行勝於言 / 行胜于言

[rustic vine]

wise words

[rustic vine]

床前明月光

疑是地上霜

举头望明月

低头思故乡

[spare quartz]

有錢能使鬼推磨

[rustic vine]

lol that is

such a weird way of saying that

[spare quartz]

im just sifting through these

[rustic vine]

oh nvm

I read it wrong

the font is so small on here

[spare quartz]

i think the system is complete enough to write a disassembler for

[spare quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/assets/22_211_SuperReactions_GTM_Hero_v09.mp4

[spare quartz]

progress

[spare quartz]

slowly making it more coherent

full coherence!

but wait that one had inaccuracies

this one is correct

this is my first time reverse engineering something

it is quite fun

unfortunately its 5 am and i need sleep

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mod-abuse-the-rock-yapping-delete-that-delete-your-message-discord-gif-8652553727402952557

[lone sky]

@timid quartz what the fuck does That say

O H

[timid quartz]

"I will eat you"

[lone sky]

[spare quartz]

私がプレイ中にガチ泣きしたゲームはUndertaleとOMORI
記憶を消してもう一度プレイしたいゲーム

[spare quartz]

s2

hmm

trying to figure out how an embedded function is handled

making my head hurt

ugh i wish this vm had a nop instruction

[timid quartz]

JRPGが最高だね

[spare quartz]

this makes my life harder too

[spare quartz]

{LOCAL={VARIABLE={768=sofd, 1792=eofd, 2048=eofc}}, GLOBAL={FUNCTION={1536=alpha}}}

incomplete theory

the theory works* (need more testing material to see if im right about "environment" / "type" encoding)

COOL

and just like a real theory it predicted there are local functions too (well local variables with closures in them, but)

var alpha = function() {}
LOCAL

function alpha() {}
GLOBAL

[lone sky]

GET THAT SANDWICH OUT OF HERE

EW

EWWW

[spare quartz]

Need 2 figure out what differentiates a closure though

Working theory: closures in variables carry no special type except integer, and are only resolved when CALLed

[spare quartz]

@timid quartz hey

do you still have your gba file

s

i wanna write an emulator for gba cause animal crossing did it (+ an swe guy on youtube sucks) after gamemaker

[spare quartz]

(theory correct)

[timid quartz]

Uh I can compile and send later

[spare quartz]

i just destroyed a steak the size of my face

maybei was just really hungry

[timid quartz]

fat

[spare quartz]

nooooo

it was seasoned really well too... it tasted super good..

[timid quartz]

fat

[spare quartz]

even the fat was cooked correctly for once..

you should buy a steak!!!

[timid quartz]

no

im frugal

steak expensive

[spare quartz]

no its not

okay well maybe it is but

this is why you save money and treat yourself occassionally

👍

[timid quartz]

what if I just save money and then keep saving money

keep living way below my means

forever

[spare quartz]

um

dont

thats what you have social security for

[timid quartz]

atp by the time either of us can claim social security, it’ll have been bankrupt for 30 years

[spare quartz]

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!!!

[timid quartz]

I’ve actually sat on some money since Christmas because I recoil from the thought of spending it on myself for anything other than groceries, rent, or gas

But im gonna go tomorrow….and buy a micro center bundle…..to upgrade my pc…..

Eugh what a terrible thought

[spare quartz]

no you're gonna buy bayachao merch... and mail it to me...

[timid quartz]

NEVER

the ONLY thing you’ll EVER get in your mail from ME is a PIPE BOMB!!!!!!!!!

[spare quartz]

and you're definitely gonna use a real shipping label instead of a fake one to defer the shipping costs to me!!!

cause you're nice enough to do that!!

[timid quartz]

or maybe anthrax that also might happen

[spare quartz]

aera

im literally in a military family

we get anthrax shots with a lot more availability

get something like.. ebola

idk

[timid quartz]

(To the FBI agent watching this chat, I am merely joking about sending this person things that may harm them in their mail, I would never send this person or any person any harmful substance, material, device, or anything else that could harm them.)

[spare quartz]

why would the fbi care

only the secret service actually cares if you say stuff like

IM GONNA BOMB TRUMP TOMORROW WITH AN ENGINEERED BIO WEAPON!!!

or something

besides isnt trump like

[lone sky]

IM GONNA BOMB TRUMP TOMORROW WITH AN ENGINEERED BIO WEAPON!!!!!

[spare quartz]

defunding the fbi

yeah OK mexican

enjoy the cia

wait no hes defunding them too

最近のボカロ曲は内容が薄いとか言ってる奴はOSTER project知らねえのかよ

[timid quartz]

peanut butter shot

immunizes you against every disease known to man

[spare quartz]

i wish

its just another one of those combination shots

i think its penicillin based but i cant remember

[timid quartz]

and then you can’t sit down after

[spare quartz]

ugh i hope i wont have to renew any shots soon

i found out i was really late on 7 of them last year and had to take them all at once 😭

[timid quartz]

Search OSTER projectのアルコールソング

[spare quartz]

THEY MADE A SONG ABOUT YOU???

[timid quartz]

YES

[spare quartz]

EW

🤮

[timid quartz]

Beer is delicious

[spare quartz]

beer is disgusting

[lone sky]

aerasto is just evil and homophobic charashiba ngl

[timid quartz]

You wouldn’t know

Neither would fungus

[spare quartz]

i literally would

because ive taken it on accident multiple times throughout my life

[timid quartz]

“taken it” beer isn’t medicine

[spare quartz]

aera

[timid quartz]

trust me it tastes better

[spare quartz]

i needn't elaborate why i think that way 😭

[timid quartz]

you’ll find yourself in 5 years liking beer

[lone sky]

i have drinked like

twice

it's good

[spare quartz]

i hope not cause itll probably kill me if i do!!!

[timid quartz]

nah ^

[lone sky]

just not my type

[timid quartz]

Ur literally going into the military, drinking is like half the job

[lone sky]

(one of those was in a restaurant btw)

[spare quartz]

okay yeah but id rather die from a bomb

not drinking myself to metabolic failure

[timid quartz]

drinking one beer isn’t going to make you an alcoholic

everything in moderation

[spare quartz]

okay but have you considered that

soda is superior to it in every way

• more cost effective
• tastes good wrt cost effectiveness
• already comes with a drug thats better than beer (caffeine)

• probably better for you anyways

[timid quartz]

nah soda is super sugary

[spare quartz]

so

thats even better

[timid quartz]

nah I don’t like drinking that much sugar constantly

[spare quartz]

okay but you enjoy drinking ethanol

so your opinion kinda sucks

[timid quartz]

I don’t drink that constantly either

[spare quartz]

dont matter

[timid quartz]

Besides

• beer is cheaper than water in a lot of places
• tastes great and a wonderful variety of flavors
• alcohol is more fun than caffeine, what are you gonna do on caffeine, jitter and tweak?
• neither soda nor beer are “good” for you

[spare quartz]

• tastes worse especially wrt to cost
• soda has more flavors than you could imagine, thats why artificial is the bestifical
• ethanol is literally a "depressant" and caffeine is a "stimulant". clear winner
• blah blah you're not my mom

[timid quartz]

smh

it’s ok you’re still a kid

You’ll get it one day

[spare quartz]

WE'RE LITERALLY LESS THAN HALF A DECADE APART

go focus on your schoolwork kiddo

get a degree in computer psuedoscience.

[timid quartz]

at least im getting a degree

:3

[spare quartz]

yeah well

maybe all you need is a diploma..

[timid quartz]

also stop rage baiting me

[spare quartz]

HOW

im 101% serious

[spare quartz]

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FixupX · Jun 7, 2025, 9:32 AM

go on

stick glass rods in oranges

[rustic vine]

mmmm yes beer is awful

I concur with atp

[rustic vine]

is this the new dark matter reactor

[spare quartz]

yeees

btw harry some random ts guy said lua is bad and slow ☹️

[rustic vine]

oh tally ho lads I can be a nuisance now

The in-game rules have been updated to remove "You may not be a general disturbance to other players.",

[spare quartz]

(he was trying to play pokemon in minecraft thru computercraft and instead of making an emulator he just made a screenshade from a node.js/yarn project)

[rustic vine]

who is random ts guy

random ts guy is minus aura btw

[spare quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cbNkfsPbXU

stupid dumb clickbait titles

"coded pokemon"

[rustic vine]

too long didn't watch

so he just

emulated pokemon?

[spare quartz]

he used a js library on npm that emulated a gba

[rustic vine]

looooool

bro is cooked

[spare quartz]

and screenshared that by sending video data to minecraft

[rustic vine]

???

thats awful

ok I just skipped to

a random point in the video

and he said "it took a lot of work to get these pixels working"

its ove rbuurh

[spare quartz]

unfortunately twitch programmers aren't the next linus torvalds

but they have a job so woe is me

[rustic vine]

no I think bro is cooked

[spare quartz]

idk they seem to be not homeless

that video was 4 years ago

[rustic vine]

nvm hes prolly making bank

148k subscribers

he can do whatever he wants I resign

[spare quartz]

AUGH

THEY'RE A RUST PROGRAMMER NOW

HEART ATTACK.. .DYING..

[rustic vine]

oh that video is from 4 yrs ago

hes older than me

🙁

hes probably graduated too

🙁

wait he only has 2 videos from 4 years ago??

[spare quartz]

yeah apparently

[rustic vine]

bro locked the hell in on college

[spare quartz]

he live streamed 1/2 years ago respectively

[rustic vine]

I can't even fault him

[spare quartz]

also more clickbait titles augghh

he didnt rebuild sqlite from scratch he's just writing a protocol implementation

[rustic vine]

oh god hes using rust

oh god his window is tiny

how do u live like that

he can fit a whole 14 lines on that screen

[spare quartz]

im ngl i get super claustrophobic with tiny screens

[rustic vine]

ye cuz its awful

[rustic vine]

can't fit no code on it

friend of mine uses vertical monitor for code

it seems goated

[spare quartz]

that'd go hard for kotlin

[rustic vine]

with a 80 character horizontal rule it looks rlly good

you can fit entire files without having to scroll

[spare quartz]

wait.. 80 character rule..???

are they an ada programmer???? that's the default for ada.....

[rustic vine]

vertical rule mb

[spare quartz]

they'd be a good ada programmer...

[rustic vine]

80 chars is pretty normal

I follow that for everything I write

or... almost everything

my java is usually 120

🙁

[spare quartz]

mines 120 yeah

[rustic vine]

can't fit ServiceProviderFactoryStrategy in 80 chars

[spare quartz]

im going over it rn for testing 💪

[rustic vine]

why do ur tabs look like that

omg they are actual tabs too aren't they

[spare quartz]

yup

\t for the win

[rustic vine]

STOOOOOOOOOOP

[spare quartz]

\t 💪

[rustic vine]

my child shall use spaces for indentation

[spare quartz]

i love my wall of imports ❤️

[rustic vine]

bread.experts.group

[spare quartz]

what i do not like however is that i have to manually import java.lang.* classes for numerics

cause kotlin's defaults dont have reverseBytes/reverse

[rustic vine]

classic

[spare quartz]

beats using a ByteBuffer for everything

might just make an endian based reader

[rustic vine]

bitbuffer

[rustic vine]

ye he looks pretty serious to me

[spare quartz]

2004年生まれとかつい最近生まれたばっかなのだから、就活なんかしてないで妖怪ウォッチでもしててほしい。

[rustic vine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/368993897495527424/1380364367748534333/qaflvk0vrm951.jpg?ex=6845963f&is=684444bf&hm=598cfbd492cdbd3878186956d0fa3599c691a663c2004deabf11625848de12a0&

[spare quartz]

dont do cs

dropout of high school and become a farmer

[rustic vine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/640216941302382602/1379979980968296448/image.png?ex=68462a82&is=6844d902&hm=d6eb7aeff8a8a09bf15705759955d9935949c987f8deb0c557bd2da8c86a5a9d&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=947&height=1278

[spare quartz]

i wonder if alpha will be a LOCAL or a GLOBAL

or a secret third option

[rustic vine]

global

[spare quartz]

secret third option actually

i dont know what to name it

[rustic vine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1378844500335529994/instagram_1748812508139.mp4?ex=6845fd82&is=6844ac02&hm=c773fdee87c8c913095b70a68ba54683f5d6942375dd9a8c67a9f646b4bd64fc&

[spare quartz]

unfortunately i still dont know what ties closures together

0x0800 and 0x1000 and 0x0300 all represent the same variable

[rustic vine]

what is this?

[spare quartz]

reverse engineering the VM of gamemaker

[lyric mesa]

WHAT

[spare quartz]

along with their WIN archive format

[rustic vine]

why u doing that

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120299759316520960/1378763427589394554/june_1st.mp4?ex=6845b201&is=68446081&hm=603593b89814539f2eaa89245d3220e44f5d92a47824a3b8e7d0938f90b7a669&

[spare quartz]

cause it'd be cool if i could play deltarune in minecraft

but also cause why not, ive never done reverse engineering before

[rustic vine]

oh ok

u do u

that sounds cool

I don't got the motivation to take on random projects like that

[spare quartz]

OH

ITS AN INSTANCE VARIABLE

[spare quartz]

need to figure out how it wants me to designate the variables but i feel like im getting somewhere

oh yknow what they're probably STRG offsets

augh

yeah there

[spare quartz]

control flow + anonymous variables

at least something like that

need to figure out why the arguments are being dispersed across 0x14, 0x8, 0x10...

[spare quartz]

@crock is this true

[timid quartz]

scrum

[spare quartz]

write my vms.

[rustic vine]

jvmvmvm

[rustic vine]

I forwareded this everywhere 😁

[timid quartz]

I’ll write a VM to virtualize you

[spare quartz]

weirdo. my brain is too complex.

[rustic vine]

we're replacing u

with that bio computer

the one where you can grow a brain

we gonna just grow your brain in the computer instead

[spare quartz]

ew

that brain would probably be addicted to soda anyways

[rustic vine]

it will work long hours (24/7/365)

ye it will be

soda cooled

[spare quartz]

what

you're supposed to feed it

not cool it

[rustic vine]

chill it

for storage

biden blast

we send it off to miller's planet

https://tenor.com/view/interstellar-robot-walking-on-water-water-water-planet-gif-4004967

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1082440528555163760/1380985425686171869/image0.jpg?ex=6845de66&is=68448ce6&hm=819449cbe3bcea33f5053995a3581e7ef67971c2010527e3bc8c386d0853df06&=&format=webp&width=440&height=953

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/you'll-never-believe-who-comes-out-of-the-limo-limo-meme-aphex-twin-windowlicker-gif-10132851276331663541

[rustic vine]

goats

[rustic vine]

yo I been waiting who comes out?

[timid quartz]

Nah, just needs 3 cases in a switch:

• bayachao
• Kotlin/Ada
• Soda and pizza

[lone sky]

https://deltarune.com/assets/images/cat-009.gif

[rustic vine]

ohhhhhhh

thats the dupont method

[spare quartz]

❌

[lone sky]

you forgot a 4th one.

[rustic vine]

abt to get none of these

in the army

[timid quartz]

fr

[spare quartz]

bouta get ALL of them

[rustic vine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130226917006643280/1373350804580335626/snapsave-app_1411699013182523_hd.mp4?ex=6845c79b&is=6844761b&hm=dad030870e62f6048225e765fea57b13db9b0a3bdce3fc3464daf1cfb332afe6&

[spare quartz]

also btw you forgot one https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_file_formats

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/loading-lol-pepper-gif-21695437

[pastel tinsel]

oh lord

[rustic vine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/988661200827072592/1381135792075968553/Jim_Beam_Fits_Cup_Holder_jimbeam_nissan_fyp_funny_fyp_-_TobleroneNZ_360p_h264.mp4?ex=68466a71&is=684518f1&hm=eba1fae5fb7d784209f7c1233b696b75b3f748fea2fc48f086643e53f3210b6e&

lol that name

[lone sky]

JIM BEAN

[rustic vine]

loooooooord I can't change

[lone sky]

BUT ONCE YOU FLYYYY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BIIIIRDDD YEAH

🎸

[lavish dove]

I am going to generally disturb you guys

[spare quartz]

finally making a selector for HTTP versions so i can upgrade from 1.1

oh, right

pattern matching

oh but its not smart enough to realize thats exhaustive

[spare quartz]

.fold is super useful

[timid quartz]

Encompassed under #2

[spare quartz]

My head hurts so much

I think I’m sick..

[timid quartz]

We got that in Rust too

[spare quartz]

duh

Ugh what an awful time to get sick

I can’t sleep and I just came up with a Huffman coding idea

[timid quartz]

Huh??? You’re gonna huff compressed air???

[timid quartz]

Anyways it’s because of all that Kotlin you use

Rust is healthier for you

[rustic vine]

Idk if oxidation is really healthier but 😁

Btw are you writing code at work?

Is it rust? That'd honestly be kinda cool. Would prob have to be a startup or a very cool company

[timid quartz]

sadly not

[rustic vine]

😢

[rustic vine]

@spare quartz this your doing?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1148006302547714168/1374201941642444860/Black_Hole_Bomb.mov?ex=6846e60a&is=6845948a&hm=1d2429d8505e0ca49d7f86eeaa052699c8f9ebcbe936365ba47f82b4855537ee&

[timid quartz]

@rustic vine

[rustic vine]

He was, indeed, Just Fi

Wth why am I red

The role colors changed??

😨

This red is awful

[lone sky]

WHY ARE WE ALL RED

WHAT THE FUCK

Oh

#📣┃main message @rustic vine

this sucks

👎

[rustic vine]

🙁

Let's hope this trial is over soon

I dont want on this bus

[pastel tinsel]

red

[spare quartz]

39393822

[spare quartz]

alright

awake

it is huffman time

i think something like this works

[spare quartz]

bitreader works at least

hey it worked

just need to encode the rest of the huffman tree

hmm

i could also code next(from: BitInputStream) into using the stack instead of a local variable

not sure what advantage that would bring though

probably not enough to justify anything

[rustic vine]

smile.jpg dog

[spare quartz]

huffman tre

[spare quartz]

got pizzaQ!!!!!

[lone sky]

oooh

what toppings ?

[spare quartz]

peppooerrieinti

[lone sky]

yummy

[spare quartz]

partial HPACK decoding

:authority = localhost:50608
:method = GET
:path = /
:scheme = HTTPS

[lone sky]

@timid quartz bot™️

[timid quartz]

real

[spare quartz]

after this i have to code the HTTP/3 selector

aughh

[spare quartz]

test passed for curl!

[timid quartz]

LinkedHashMap

That’s just external chaining

[spare quartz]

?

[timid quartz]

wait nvm I misunderstood

[spare quartz]

redid huffman

A1.

[spare quartz]

naive HTTP/2 response

[spare quartz]

unified the HTTP request/response using input streams, HTTP/2 in specific using a SequenceInputStream for consolidation of data from one stream

SequenceInputStream did the wrong thing (i was tricked)

but this does the right thing

[spare quartz]

nearly done, just missing specification restrictions

[timid quartz]

cheshika…

[timid quartz]

goodbye http/2

[spare quartz]

Honestly I think I did very well for the implementation of the HTTP protocol versions

val selector = HTTPProtocolSelector(HTTP_1_1, in, out)

val selector = HTTPProtocolSelector(HTTP_2, in, out)

selector.nextRequest()
selector.sendResponse(…)

you could in theory attach two selectors together

[timid quartz]

in, out

[spare quartz]

.nextRequest() - HTTP_2
.sendResponse(request) - HTTP_1_1

which would let me not have to upgrade stuff behind the proxy/router

:<

[timid quartz]

oh atp I upgraded my pc

[spare quartz]

I read in technology

I can’t believe you didn’t spend your money on memory

That’s all what matters today

[timid quartz]

Ok but I got a bundle

[spare quartz]

ugh you and your stupid economical decisions.

[timid quartz]

9700X + 32GB DDR5 + B650 mono

[spare quartz]

what was the package size of the memory

2x..? 4x..?

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/v01d-void-vo1d-v0id-push-gif-4313973317956271023

[timid quartz]

2x

[spare quartz]

Oh well

At least you can upgrade in the future

Just make sure the timings are right

[timid quartz]

Yeah

[spare quartz]

Out of pizza..,.

depressing…

[lone sky]

aera just get another pack of the same kit

[timid quartz]

I’m considering getting the exact same sticks again later

So I can have 64GB

[lone sky]

das what im saying

[spare quartz]

I have 2x32 GB rn

I wanna have 128 gb eventually

[timid quartz]

Das a lot

64GB is already a lot

[spare quartz]

Just enough for 2 IntelliJ IDEs

(Kidding I actually have like 6 open at a time + 900 pixiv tabs)

64 GB is such a breath of fresh air

But I have a mid cpu and gpu

[timid quartz]

But before I get more ram I wanna upgrade my GPU

Which will also involve a new PSU

[lone sky]

PEA

[timid quartz]

keyboardddd

[timid quartz]

(Current is 550W)

[spare quartz]

5500GT + 3060 💪

Dunno why I’m calling my 3060 mid actually

It can run most games on ultra and has survived with 4 years with only a little electrical tape residue on it

[timid quartz]

yeah 3060 is decent

I have a 2060 super rn

I’m eyeing a 7700 XT (≈ 4070)

[spare quartz]

AMD .. not in my household!!!

[timid quartz]

ok novideo

[spare quartz]

Ermmm I think you mean Loongson*

[timid quartz]

ermmmm I think you mean Rust

[spare quartz]

EW

[timid quartz]

CA

[spare quartz]

EW EW EW

[spare quartz]

Certificate Authority? One day

[timid quartz]

Look at my car

[lone sky]

ok that's it buddy im sending you to the hyperbolic time chamber.

[spare quartz]

I will buy a $5,000 hardware encryption unit

[lone sky]

NOBODY disses AMD on this household.

[spare quartz]

and bread experts group will become the most trusted ca ever

one day…

[timid quartz]

!!!