What’s the worst pick-up line you’ve heard or used? - March 12th 2024

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[inland horizon]

"Are we in Paris? Cause you're a landmark baby. I mean..people would travel to get on yo- to see you- Can I get your number to try this again tomorrow?"

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Are you a parking ticket, girl? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you

[thorn shore]

Are you a Minecraft performance mod? Because you’re opti-Fine

[candid tusk]

Could you send me a selfie? I'm playing cards and need a queen.

[versed summit]

I don’t got one

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If you don’t have one, check out this link which has a whole list and see what sticks out to ya! https://www.stylecraze.com/articles/bad-pick-up-lines/

[versed summit]

Are you scared of ghosts? Yeah, me too – boooooooo!

[quartz fog]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

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oh !

[exotic spade]

so you got anaemia

can i be your iron man

[finite ingot]

I'm pansexual, which means I look both ways before crossing IYKWIM (Not technically a pick-up line, but it's what I use to explain pansexuality to ppl on dating apps )

[little granite]

Do you have a football jersey because I need your name and number

[cold dawn]

I know I got one on tinder forever ago but I only remember it being really good I don’t remember what he said </3

[stark loom]

One guy in high school said this to me:
You know what you and fire have in common? You're both HOT.

[rare hare]

brb using this one on brooke

[cold dawn]

LMFAOOOO

goes both ways girlie

[brave dagger]

Tbh Ian got any cuz ion speak to ppl irl

[mossy cypress]

Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams. 😒

This is a typical Irish one aswell ☘️

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This is FUNNY

I will use this.

[mossy cypress]

Ya it’s a good one haha 😂

[dire cradle]

am I stupid

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because?

[dire cradle]

I don't get it 😭

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You’re looking well

Like you’re looking good

Are you a well? Because you’re looking well

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I didn’t do a good job explaining this I just rewrote it lmao

[dire cradle]

yeah i was gonna say that did not really help but

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Hmmm

I think it’s missing a letter in the original post

It should say “ are you a well? “

Because you’re looking well

To the people who’s messages are being caught by moderation tools, just know I see them and I think they are funny

[dire cradle]

the only reason i havent sent any is cuz all the bad ones i know are not appropriate lmao

[unborn sun]

do you sleep on your stomach? no...? can i?

[vocal cosmos]

Oop got caught 😭

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okay new option for those with inappropriate pick up lines or who can’t think of one: what’s a corny pick up line that would probably work on you?

[vocal cosmos]

Literally any 💀 I have never been hit on before

[half sinew]

THIS IS SO REAL

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Relatable af

[rare hare]

i dont think ive ever had someone use a pickup line on me per se, but i've had several men come in asking for a lighter/cigarettes/gum and somehow thinking that's a good way to hit on people

if you say no (i did) then the interaction just ends there and its just like 🧍

[unborn sun]

fr😭 if someone would hit on me with a corny pickup line I’d talk about it to my friends until the day I die

[old basin]

Are you a goldfish? Because you’re the snack smiles back😏

[mossy cypress]

@dire cradle Ya in Ireland we say well as slang instead of good sometimes if someone says how are ya, I’m well thanks ☺️

We say grand a lot too for saying I’m good - it’s very different from British English

[wispy mica]

Are you a beaver? Cuz dam!

[finite ingot]

got a coursemate who's Northern Irish, can confirm that "grand" is a strong part of their vocab (usually as sarcasm )

[mossy cypress]

Haha we say grand for everything

[bitter monolith]

There is no pick up line you can try that won't have me rearing away from you in disgust...or punching you in anger. Just genuinely uninterested

[quasi current]

no ones ever used a pickup line on me. and TBH i doubt there are any you can say to me that wont make me either judge you harshly, or start looking for hidden cameras.

[weary heart]

literally all of them. open with a ramble about your hyperfixation or bust.

[low nimbus]

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be McGorgeous

[cold dawn]

i’m not sure what would work on me I just like confidence so

[hasty narwhal]

Damn girl are you from Mississippi cause you’re the only miss whose piss I’d sippy

[finite ingot]

I think my body rejected this just from reading it /lh

[hasty narwhal]

Ikr it causes mental anguish

[finite ingot]

I felt my insides just go "No!" 😨

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i could ban you

[hasty narwhal]

You could but it would make me sad ☹️

[quasi current]

what in the name of all that is holy

[cold dawn]

literal psychic damage

[summer plover]

i mean i jokingly use “pickup lines” on my friends whenever i can so i’ll just reenact the scenario and the one that was used today

friend: mentions that there’s different types of.. something. idk i forgot what specifically
me: “you’re my type” 😏
friend: just blinks and sighs

personally i feel like it was very smooth in the moment

[hazy veldt]

I mean, nobody has ever used a pickup line on me

[lunar sand]

If any non-man told me a pickup line I’d probably die in the spot