Roleplay

[lime pawn]

like. how was your week this far

[surreal perch]

Weird but was better with you guys

I got sick not fun

Also my keyboard is being an ass

[lime pawn]

are you feeling now better?

[surreal perch]

Yeah ig

Only still coughing

[lime pawn]

that sounds better than being sich and tired. and do you know how long is the phone under repair to get the phone back for wifi

or still no news about the phone being finished soon

[surreal perch]

Ooh this is smooth now but why is discord not sending my messages

Oh nvm

[lime pawn]

maybe internet is sometimes slow or discord itself

because sometimes the same happens to me . my messages are not sending for a few seconds

but i guess that is because my internet Bein disturbed by the walls

[surreal perch]

Nein, still no news

[surreal perch]

It's the keyboard

I'm using the wave keyboard

[lime pawn]

not sure what wave keyboard you mean

where you swipe your hands to type the words?

[lime pawn]

yeah no i don't understand

[surreal perch]

Wave is an app

I get to modify my keyboard there

[limpid spear]

Cool keyboard

[surreal perch]

Zemkews

[lime pawn]

yeah you did not mention its an application

[surreal perch]

But i still prefer samsung keyboard

This is difficult to handle

[lime pawn]

i prefer also the built in keyboard

i don't really like fancy keyboards for phones

[limpid spear]

I just have the default pink

[lime pawn]

there is an ugly spider on my wall

[limpid spear]

Kiss it

[lime pawn]

i will just catch it and throw it out of the window

[surreal perch]

Lmao

[lime pawn]

ah i forgot to do that because i got carried away

your curse is affecting me

[surreal perch]

Lmao

[lime pawn]

how dare you to do this to me

[lime pawn]

wanna talk here ?

[surreal perch]

Yuh

[limpid spear]

Scared of main

[lime pawn]

no. there is jsut nothing much to talk about there

and not to mix different themes into one

[surreal perch]

Nah I can talk anywhere

[limpid spear]

Theres no topic in main anymore

[surreal perch]

Rn I'm just distracted by cat memes

[limpid spear]

Im freezing in the bus

[surreal perch]

I gotta share one of these someday

I also feel like doing karaoke

[limpid spear]

Do it then

Nothing stopping you

[lime pawn]

then do it if you want to

[surreal perch]

My cold duh

I can't sing with my voice sounding like a 8 y/o kid

[amber karma]

imma gather the pics from yesterday and send them

[limpid spear]

Oki

[amber karma]

in main or irl

[surreal perch]

Irl

[limpid spear]

Irl

[lime pawn]

yeah it would fit more in irl

[median valley]

roleplay time

[lime pawn]

hmmm maybe

[median valley]

ok i forgor what about

[lime pawn]

we all say lets roleplay and after a little we forget it and then next time we do the same and it repeats

[median valley]

imma write it down on any of the dummy servers im in, so that i can see it if i forger

but now i forgor that one and didn't write that one

[lime pawn]

but the other side we are not really roleplaying just chatting here

[median valley]

yes.......

[lime pawn]

if you wanna roleplay try to thin out about something and then we can start

i will be away for a little

finishing my food

[median valley]

ok

[surreal perch]

K roleplay time

Pretend to be flowers

I'll be a rose

[limpid spear]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-sandy-cheeks-photosynthesis-gif-4526738

[surreal perch]

OwO

🥀

Me rn

[limpid spear]

Ig im a drunk flower thats gonna nap

[surreal perch]

Have a good nap

I'm just gonna

Miss someone

[lime pawn]

i will be an ....

[surreal perch]

[lime pawn]

you know that yellow flower that later on becomes white and you can blow it away and they fly

[surreal perch]

Dandelions

[lime pawn]

yeah those

[surreal perch]

I realized how badly the mosquitoes bit me smh

[lime pawn]

i hate mosquitoes

[surreal perch]

Sem

[lime pawn]

english please

[surreal perch]

Sem = same

[lime pawn]

i know i was just messing a little

so uh.. you wanted to roleplay about flowers ...

idk how to roleplay as a Dandelion

[surreal perch]

Me ish talking to Peepo

[lime pawn]

me ish or you ish ?

[blissful stump]

hm

this is off topic from what you're doing but

[median valley]

but?

[blissful stump]

which one is you

[median valley]

just post the jpg image

[blissful stump]

wait why is it sent as a link

[lime pawn]

its sent as a downloadable file

[median valley]

yesh

[blissful stump]

heh wait a minute

[median valley]

[blissful stump]

now

[lime pawn]

maybe because the file is too large for discord to handle it and it made a file?

[blissful stump]

which one is you

[blissful stump]

maybe

it said 76 Mb

[lime pawn]

hm

how is that 76 mb

[blissful stump]

Not sure

[lime pawn]

guess something was too much detailed

[median valley]

back, side or fetal

[blissful stump]

no choose one

[median valley]

i dont sleep in one position for whole night

[lime pawn]

hmm i am not really one of those

[blissful stump]

yeah but mainly which one

[lime pawn]

or does the hand position count?

[blissful stump]

they don't write that here

[median valley]

hmmm

[blissful stump]

If you sleep on your back, your sleeping personality reveals that you are a focused, silent, strong individual. You avoid conflicts and steer clear of fuss. You prefer to speak the truth than spin a hundred lies. You love structure and order. You also tend to have high expectations of yourself and others too. You tend to keep your thoughts to yourself. You are seldom found reacting too quickly in any situation. You are highly optimistic. You have the desire to live life to the fullest. You also love to be the centre of attention. You may have a strong personality. You are very stubborn about achieving your goals in life.

[median valley]

pls choose back side

[winged summit]

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[median valley]

/choose

[lime pawn]

haha

[median valley]

wtf

[blissful stump]

ok great dankus is here now

[median valley]

you fucking shit that command doesnt exist

[lime pawn]

damn

that described me from bottom to top

[blissful stump]

ofc it's not all true

[lime pawn]

except tthe last part

[blissful stump]

it's a personality test just for fun

[surreal perch]

I sleep on my back and that is pretty accurate for me

[median valley]

"prefer to speak truth than spin a hundred lies"

😐

[surreal perch]

Wait no

I mean

What's the one for 3

[blissful stump]

stomach? Let me see

[lime pawn]

the part where it says "You are very stubborn about achieving your goals in life" is not really true for me

[median valley]

i dont even have goals in life lmao

[blissful stump]

If you sleep on your stomach, your sleeping personality reveals that you are a fun, playful, open-minded individual. You usually are a ‘straight to the point’ kind of individual however sometimes you may across as a bit harsh. You have immense clarity on what you want from life. You exude free-spiritedness in the way you move through life. However, you may also feel nervous or anxious on the inside. You like to have control over everything. You may also find it difficult to handle criticism constructively.

[median valley]

what for 2 and 4

[blissful stump]

yeah it's just for fun lol, it wouldn't be 100 percent accurate

[blissful stump]

let me check

[lime pawn]

i wonder how did they make it almost accurate

[blissful stump]

there's more to the one for back tho

as well as the one for 3

If you sleep on your back, your sleeping personality reveals that you are a focused, silent, strong individual. You avoid conflicts and steer clear of fuss. You prefer to speak the truth than spin a hundred lies. You love structure and order. You also tend to have high expectations of yourself and others too. You tend to keep your thoughts to yourself. You are seldom found reacting too quickly in any situation. You are highly optimistic. You have the desire to live life to the fullest. You also love to be the centre of attention. You may have a strong personality. You are very stubborn about achieving your goals in life.

You do not like to engage in petty gossiping or associating with people that do not deliver on your set standards for yourself. You tend to prioritize time for your self growth and mental recharge. You tend to live life like a royalty. You seek experiences and stories to tell in life. Now, under sleeping on back position, sleep researcher Chris Idzikowsk further describes two classic positions: soldier sleeping position personality and starfish sleeping position personality.

[median valley]

@surreal perch you are this ig

[surreal perch]

OwO

[median valley]

for 2 and 4

[surreal perch]

That's not true for me lol

[lime pawn]

wich one is it then

[median valley]

you are not fun? not playful? not open-minded? not straight to the point?

[blissful stump]

If you sleep curled up like a baby, your sleeping personality reveals that you put a tough exterior in the world however you are a sensitive and shy individual on the inside. You may be pretty introverted. You may have a penchant desire to be protected, nurtured, and understood. You may enjoy creative activities such as writing, painting, dancing, singing, blogging, etc which give you the platform to express yourself and your hidden desires. Sleeping in a fetal position also helps you to cut off from all the problems you may be experiencing in your waking life.

If you sleep on your side, your sleeping personality reveals that you are an easygoing and social individual. You can strike up a conversation with anyone in the room, even while commuting on the subway. However, you prefer to be your true self with your close group. You are also very trusting which sometimes makes you appear as if you can be persuaded easily. Though, people know little about you that you take everything into consideration and can be quite slow at making decisions.

[surreal perch]

Nope, I'm not fun or playful, I keep things to myself and I'm never serious

[median valley]

not playful, but not serious

:shirowut:

[blissful stump]

he's got a point

[surreal perch]

:>

[median valley]

then playrious

??

[lime pawn]

mixed personalities

[median valley]

or serioful

[surreal perch]

Yeah ig

I do have mixed personalities cuz of bipolarity

[blissful stump]

she's got the high spirit and the low spirit

[median valley]

bipo- what

[blissful stump]

bipolar

[median valley]

dumb mind and genius mind

lemme google

[blissful stump]

lol

There's Bipolar 1 and Bipolar 2 and I think she got the 2nd one?

[surreal perch]

I don't remember either, I haven't opened that report since forever

Lol

[lime pawn]

bipolaris

[median valley]

oh so meowzo's mind doesnt stay at one place, runs everywhere like a rat in the house

[surreal perch]

I think it's the 2nd one

I might check again

[surreal perch]

Yuh

[lime pawn]

gets easily distracted

[surreal perch]

I go from extremely happy for nothing to being sad for nothing

[blissful stump]

that she does

and I have to remind her things every now and then

[surreal perch]

See this is why I needst you

[lime pawn]

yeah it happens

[blissful stump]

your daily reminder: go and drink water

I'll find the number personality test that El used to do

[median valley]

meowzo's reminder of phinding phil's interesting lyrics that she told some days ago and forgor

[surreal perch]

[lime pawn]

ah wait i think i know which one you mean

its somewhere here right

[surreal perch]

Oh ye that one is fun

[blissful stump]

I've written plenty of lyrics idk which one she speaks of lol

[median valley]

"interesting lyrics", thats what she said

[blissful stump]

hmm

I could make one up now? I just have to think deep

[lime pawn]

sure

but about what

i did not read the chat

like as usual

[blissful stump]

lmao

just throw a word

[lime pawn]

hmmm

[blissful stump]

maybe I can make smth from it

[lime pawn]

what about a lyrics about weird people

[median valley]

make one about how meozo always forgor about things

[blissful stump]

yeah ok

[median valley]

im a great lyricist too, the thing i convert lyrics from songs (native language obviously) into set of curse words (in native language obviously)

in english, i doubt

[blissful stump]

look at her circling her thoughts on one thing, while she stops to check the time then she realize something, that she had been missin, yeah she been missing and her short term memory got her questionin

now I will get back to the personality

test

[surreal perch]

Wtf is that

[lime pawn]

a song for you i guess

we just need shiro to make beats for it

and someone who sings the lyrics

[blissful stump]

a song for you m'lady

alright I might need one of you people's birth date

[surreal perch]

Looks weird

[surreal perch]

18 Sept

[lime pawn]

I think that is the reason it's been written

[surreal perch]

You know the year

Damn 😭

[blissful stump]

ok

[surreal perch]

Ok that accurately described me but

How is this going to be my lucky year

It's my most fucked up year ever

[lime pawn]

it might gets better

[blissful stump]

it will get better maybe

[surreal perch]

I wish

[blissful stump]

you don't have to wish, just believe

[lime pawn]

yeah

[blissful stump]

what's your birth date Konrad

[lime pawn]

2006 april 8

[blissful stump]

lmao 3 zeros

[lime pawn]

yeah it happens when i am pressing one key twice

i am not sure why but i wanna learn to type fast without mistakes

yet i still do it

[blissful stump]

well that's something

[lime pawn]

hmm it did not really describe me

[blissful stump]

honestly Same here

[lime pawn]

the last part is the only thing that is matching my personality

[blissful stump]

it didn't describe much lol

[lime pawn]

so i am lacking in everything

thanks google

[blissful stump]

lol

[surreal perch]

I gotta sleep now

Peepo

[lime pawn]

good night, and brb

[blissful stump]

your lucky colors- sky blue and green dayum

I don't tend to believe these things tho, they are just funny to me

[blissful stump]

sleep well

[lime pawn]

i do like the color blue but green not really

[blissful stump]

I like the darker shades of green

like forest green

dark blue

navy blue

but my favourite color had always been red

[lime pawn]

i like bright blue

but i don't know why but my eyes are a little sensitive to red color

[surreal perch]

It's mine now heheh

[lime pawn]

when i look at it it feels like its neon ish

but only when i look away

[blissful stump]

red is alluring

[lime pawn]

okay now i will be back in a half hour

i have to go today sooner because of tomorrow

[blissful stump]

yeah but I might be dead lol

[lime pawn]

why so

[blissful stump]

I also have a friend visiting me later

he came to see his girlfriend tho he might as well just see me too cuz we've been buddies since 4th grade

smh

[lime pawn]

that sounds nice

[blissful stump]

yes indeed

you have a good day, I'll get going now

time off the screen is relaxing and good for the eyes

[lime pawn]

okay bye. i have to go aswell soon

[blissful stump]

and for the past few months I've really managed to reduce screen time

[blissful stump]

alright then, cya

[surreal perch]

Meowzilla

[median valley]

ruleplay

[lime pawn]

ropeplay

[surreal perch]

Lmao

Wolepway

Uwuify

[lime pawn]

ropeplay

better

oh wait i have an idea

should we play hangman ?

[surreal perch]

What is that

[lime pawn]

its a guess the word game

[surreal perch]

[lime pawn]

no? not interested?

[surreal perch]

Where tho

[lime pawn]

uhhh here maybe? since this channel is for a few of us

[surreal perch]

Ah alr

Alright

My internet bad

[lime pawn]

mine as well

[surreal perch]

Lol

I gotta keep hitting the airplane mode

[lime pawn]

it stops for 2 second then comes back

most annoying thing ever

okay so wanna play it ?

[surreal perch]

And my toe nail is pissing me off

[surreal perch]

Sure

[lime pawn]

the word is 7 letters long

[surreal perch]

First letter

[lime pawn]

c

[surreal perch]

Last

[lime pawn]

m

[surreal perch]

Cadmium

[lime pawn]

if you need a little tip then its a material

[lime pawn]

bruh how did you guess it

[surreal perch]

Cuz I'm smart

Hehe

[lime pawn]

i will fail i can see

okay now you i guess

[surreal perch]

Alright so the word is 8 letters long

[lime pawn]

valentin

[surreal perch]

Nope

Ends with n

Starts with q

[lime pawn]

and starts with ?

[limpid spear]

https://tenor.com/view/pass-the-tuna-letteris-g-gif-25640688

[surreal perch]

Meow

I eat it

[lime pawn]

i need to think

[surreal perch]

Middle letters, s and t

[lime pawn]

question?

[surreal perch]

Yes

Hehe

[lime pawn]

its 7 letters long

starts with a g and ends with an r

[surreal perch]

Okie

Greater ?

[lime pawn]

no

[surreal perch]

K middle letter

[lime pawn]

m

[surreal perch]

Grimmer?

[lime pawn]

almost

[surreal perch]

Grammar

[lime pawn]

yes

[surreal perch]

Heheh

[lime pawn]

this time it took you a few try

heh

[surreal perch]

Yeah

[lime pawn]

easy word yet hard to think about it

[surreal perch]

That's true

Anyways wanna roleplay

As heroes and villains

dramatic music plays

[lime pawn]

okay if you want to

so i guess hangman was not interesting?

[surreal perch]

It is, but it's more fun with more people

@opaque current let's roleplay

[lime pawn]

true, more people would be better

[surreal perch]

What's the temp at ur place

[lime pawn]

wait let me grab my phone because i'm charging it

30c wtf

[surreal perch]

[lime pawn]

doesn't it says the battery temp?

[opaque current]

that is the battery temp

[lime pawn]

no no i meant the weather here is 30c

not the battery

[opaque current]

lol

oops

[lime pawn]

what happened

[opaque current]

wut

[lime pawn]

okay

[surreal perch]

Cheesus Luii, why is your battery 42.3 Celsius

[surreal perch]

21°C where I am

[lime pawn]

so it means the weather is cool

[surreal perch]

Yes

Altho I still feel a bit warm

I don't like it

[lime pawn]

ig better than to catch a cold right after you got better

[surreal perch]

Das true

[lime pawn]

okay so what to do here now

[surreal perch]

Roleplay

Im the villain

Ok imegine this is a different plenet

[lime pawn]

mars?

[surreal perch]

Nein

Madeup name

[lime pawn]

kiro

[surreal perch]

Aight

[opaque current]

it'll get to 48 c usually as a max

but it's been pushed to its own threshold of 52.222 c

officially overheating

[lime pawn]

ah yes my battery is overhearing

[opaque current]

also pixel phone things

runs warm

[opaque current]

yeah overhearing you

smh

[lime pawn]

okay

[opaque current]

haha

hot today

I feel it inside too

[surreal perch]

[lime pawn]

real feel 38c wow

[opaque current]

annoying orange

[surreal perch]

Lol

[lime pawn]

why does it look weird

[opaque current]

why does what look weird

[lime pawn]

this

[opaque current]

yeah

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/600071034229751848.png

[median valley]

gluciophobanianism

[surreal perch]

Lmao

My sweet little girl

[lime pawn]

oh hey i have a similar looking dog too in hungary

[median valley]

why's she sleepin

[lime pawn]

why do you sleep... the answer is clear

[median valley]

a really tough question

[lime pawn]

because the dog is tired...

[median valley]

ik dude ik

[surreal perch]

And because she wants to

[lime pawn]

its so boring rn..

[surreal perch]

She gave me a pawshake hehehe

[blissful stump]

hmm

[lime pawn]

hmm?

[blissful stump]

idk

I'm turning into a Hova

[lime pawn]

what is that may i ask

never heard about that

[blissful stump]

Hova is a person

everytime he comes in chat

he'd say "hmm"

and then leave

[lime pawn]

ah

yeah it seems like

[blissful stump]

he's a busy man but that is his most common thing to say

hmmm

and then he goes offline

[limpid spear]

Might as well not even speak

Instead of hmmm

[lime pawn]

hmmm

[median valley]

👀

[surreal perch]

Lmao

His hmm seems more of a "hello" to us

Back in the Revolution they made an emote with his face and then hmm

[limpid spear]

Hi to just leave still sounds pointless to me

[surreal perch]

He used to be more active back then

Now he's not

[lime pawn]

so hmm means hello for you?

[surreal perch]

I mean nowadays ye

Lol

[lime pawn]

well hmmm there then

[surreal perch]

[median valley]

hmm there

[surreal perch]

Oh nu Lgbtq role gon in two days

[lime pawn]

back to blue ish color

[surreal perch]

Yuh

[blissful stump]

I need to get rid of my pings

[limpid spear]

https://tenor.com/view/scootaloo-sweetie-belle-apple-bloom-mlp-pride-gif-26131825

[blissful stump]

lol

[steep arch]

and that :be_serious: in felidae

not felidae

i mean

chronix

[surreal perch]

Lmao yes

[lime pawn]

so anything to talk about?

[surreal perch]

Songs

https://open.spotify.com/track/6DP8InyxdyYChHb2tcV6ia?si=H2Eq3vIiSkuYwOx44tImag&utm_source=copy-link

This is definitely my fav

Right now

[limpid spear]

Do i post my fav rn?

[lime pawn]

as you wish i guess

[surreal perch]

Yeah

[limpid spear]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5B6VNYGcJqFcrVKh9UYvmr?si=vEYQn2WlRQ6e896AJg2cDw

[surreal perch]

I'm scared to play that 😭

And my volume is high af

[limpid spear]

[lime pawn]

me with headphones : i am 4 parallel universe ahead of you

[surreal perch]

same

[median valley]

me with lower volume in headphones : im 2 universes ahead of meozo and 2 behind you

[limpid spear]

Idc if my mom thinks im possessed so im blasting it

https://open.spotify.com/track/4lfftoC6dY7tba01rNx6hO?si=vhffNk46Tb6D5lbjsnThtA

Did i scare everyone away with my taste in music

[surreal perch]

nein

I was taking care of my pets in dank

One just lost a level

[lime pawn]

oh no. anyways

[limpid spear]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[blissful stump]

new playlist with new songs??

[surreal perch]

Ofc!!

[lime pawn]

may the roleplay rest in peace

[surreal perch]

Yuh

But like

We need more people to roleplay with us

[lime pawn]

advertisement time

[surreal perch]

What kind of ads

I'm curious

[lime pawn]

i was just kidding

dont worry

[surreal perch]

Roleplay as advertisers?

[lime pawn]

yeah

[surreal perch]

Nah I'm gonna roleplay my usual YouTube channels

[lime pawn]

but yeah it sounds a bad idea doesn't it?

[surreal perch]

Nein

As a YouTuber I'd need those ads

[lime pawn]

ah

[surreal perch]

So just blend in and mix in both

[lime pawn]

blender in

[surreal perch]

Lmao

Hello gaj welcome to mai youtoob chennel

In today's video (just imegine it), I will show you how to kill a rat

[lime pawn]

hmm that don't recommend channel looks really attractive today

[surreal perch]

NOOOOOOO

[steep arch]

👀

[lime pawn]

hahah

[surreal perch]

My loyal subscriber don do that

Fine here's another video for you

Just imegine it

This is cringe content, be alarmed

Hewlo fwend, welkum to meow YouTube channel

[lime pawn]

yeah i am very imagine (dragons) it

[surreal perch]

Noice keep doing it

Ok in today's videoz, we are gonna learn how to meow

[lime pawn]

sorry did i mess it up ?

[surreal perch]

I think it was quiet?

[lime pawn]

not sure if i wanna press the play

[surreal perch]

Why does it always do that

[lime pawn]

discord on phone is broken

[surreal perch]

Welp

[lime pawn]

the voice recorder think

i wonder why there is no voice recorder for desktop

[surreal perch]

This sounded so lazy

[surreal perch]

Idk I just have to put my mouth closer to the voice thing on my phone for me to be audible

[lime pawn]

that sounded somehow wrong

[surreal perch]

I mean the soundboard or whatever

I'm not really familiar with the phone parts

[lime pawn]

microphone

is the earpiece

[surreal perch]

You don't have to think of it wrong

[lime pawn]

it can also be used for speaker

[surreal perch]

I mean I have to like just lean in closer and talk

[lime pawn]

its just the voice recorders issue

[surreal perch]

Ah yes my speaker, that's what I need to lean in closer to

[lime pawn]

wait let me go in with phone

[lime pawn]

no,

the earpiece can be used as a microphone and as a speaker

[lime pawn]

what

[surreal perch]

I think we're speaking about two different things here

[lime pawn]

uh

[surreal perch]

There's loser in closer

[lime pawn]

you meant me ?

[surreal perch]

I just noticed that

No

It's off topic lol

[lime pawn]

very off topic

[surreal perch]

I am off topic in everything

[lime pawn]

okay back to the phone discord

[surreal perch]

Lol

[lime pawn]

okay so look

go to voice

[surreal perch]

OwO

[lime pawn]

and there are some features like noise supression and such

maybe turn them off

[surreal perch]

I have that turned off

Long time ago

[lime pawn]

like tish

this*

[lime pawn]

maybe it will help

[steep arch]

I opened the chat and read that as there's a loser in chat

[lime pawn]

yes that is me

[steep arch]

Definitely

[surreal perch]

Nah this

[lime pawn]

try to turn that off and try again i think that should fix

[steep arch]

??

I can hear that voice msg properly

[surreal perch]

OwO

[steep arch]

What are you fixing

[surreal perch]

Idek lol

[steep arch]

💀

[lime pawn]

oh so it works?

[surreal perch]

It's just when I meow

I have to meow loudly

Cuz no one can hear it

[steep arch]

Turn of supression maybe

[steep arch]

Noise suppression

[surreal perch]

Ok that wasn't supposed to send

[lime pawn]

there was no sound anyways

[surreal perch]

Yeah I was trying to record lol

[lime pawn]

ae-

[surreal perch]

Ye It just doesn't work when I meow

Yuh

I'll try again

[lime pawn]

try to pour your heeard into that meow

what was that

[surreal perch]

Felt so done

Lemme try again

[lime pawn]

nah

[surreal perch]

Oh

Dear Lord, I'm at the cringest point that I've ever been

[lime pawn]

probably

[steep arch]

I can hear it

[lime pawn]

i ain't listening them btw

[surreal perch]

Lmao

Gotcha

[steep arch]

What are you fixing 💀

[surreal perch]

I dunno

My voice

Btw I caught a rat today

Another one

[lime pawn]

sounds fun

[surreal perch]

It was fun

[steep arch]

Please come to my house and catch a few here as well

[surreal perch]

I caught his tail, then he tried to escape but I locked every passage and he couldn't escape and I caught him and tied him up in a plastic bag till he suffocated

[lime pawn]

good

[steep arch]

Wiah

[lime pawn]

i hate rats

[surreal perch]

OwO there are already many here

Sem

They nibble stuff

Electronic devices especially

[lime pawn]

you could just throw the rat on the floor in the bag so it feels more pain

[steep arch]

:kitty_pawz_up:

[surreal perch]

Last time a rat nibbled one of my earphones and I couldn't use it anymore

[steep arch]

@surreal perch yk those rat traps

Indians put roti in it

[lime pawn]

but throw the rat really hard against the wall or on the floor

[steep arch]

There was a rat trap somewhere in my coaching

They put a fucking samosa in it 😂

[surreal perch]

Tf lmao 😭

[steep arch]

Not that cheese rat trap

The one like a cage

[surreal perch]

Ooowh

Lmao

[steep arch]

Rat ki pawri ho gyi

[surreal perch]

I bought it to the floor yeah and then tied it up

Funniest moment uncaptured

My mother was sleeping and the rat was in the room

Blocked every corner with shoe boxes and it jumped in the air idk what kind of escape plan it had in mind

[steep arch]

💀

[surreal perch]

The way it jumped lmao, I enjoyed watching that

[lime pawn]

it accidentally used an emote

[surreal perch]

Grabbed it with the plastic bag and my mother woke up

Woke up to me staring at her with the rat in my hands

[lime pawn]

she was like "yeah whatever" ?

[surreal perch]

I was like "haha hey ma wassup, I'm just gonna well mind my own bizziness here"

[surreal perch]

Lmao

Like it was like me stealing smth except it was me catching a rat

Gotta be real smooth with it

[lime pawn]

and careful

i think

[surreal perch]

Yup definitely

[lime pawn]

just make a homemade rat trap that puts high voltage into the rat

[surreal perch]

OwO hmm not a bad idea

My mother tho

[lime pawn]

just don't step in it

[surreal perch]

Is against rat traps

[lime pawn]

on it *

[surreal perch]

She says when the rat dies, it leaves an awful smell

[lime pawn]

well it does smell awful

so you will have to be a rat trap then

[surreal perch]

It was nibbling some garbage last night

Idk I thought my eyes wasn't doing good cuz it went quickly from the living room to the bedroom

And I noticed it by a flash

I knew it had gone to me and my mother's room

[lime pawn]

are there rat holes

or do they come in while the door is open

[surreal perch]

I decided to go to sleep

[surreal perch]

This

Thing is living on the ground floor sucks during rainy days

Cuz they'd want to get inside

[lime pawn]

well i live on the third floor

so no rats here

[surreal perch]

Lucky

[surreal perch]

But just then, I heard it

Moving

So I quickly got up, locked the door

Grab a thick plastic bag, tied it to my hands, and brought with me a bamboo stick and a broom

Bamboo stick to get it to move

Like disturb it

So it'll come out in the open

[lime pawn]

and then build blockage right?

[surreal perch]

Yuh

With the shoe boxes and coats

It was a big rat

Shiny sparkly eyes

Killable

[lime pawn]

hammer the mouse

[surreal perch]

I did with my hands

[lime pawn]

nasty creatures

[surreal perch]

Yuh

My grandma threw it away

[lime pawn]

i remember the first time i saw a rat it was damaging the cables

but of course at the age of 12 i did not thought about that they can bite and went and catched it with my bare hands

it bit me

[surreal perch]

Caught *

Also damn

What happened tho

Did u get an injection

[lime pawn]

and i grabbed a pencil and smashed its back

nothing happened

[surreal perch]

Ooo

No fever??

[lime pawn]

i washed my hands

nothing

[surreal perch]

Oooh

Damn

Disgusting creatures still

[lime pawn]

who said they are not

[surreal perch]

Some people apparently

[lime pawn]

there are some people who keep white mouses as pets

[surreal perch]

Yuh

[lime pawn]

i would just pay them a visit and choke the mouse

[surreal perch]

Domesticated ones

[lime pawn]

and dissapear

[surreal perch]

Lmao

[lime pawn]

into thin air

[surreal perch]

[lime pawn]

smh dead forum

[median valley]

yes

[surreal perch]

[lime pawn]

roleplay when?

[surreal perch]

When me alive

[lime pawn]

Ask someone to revive you

[surreal perch]

Who to ask

[lime pawn]

Someone

[surreal perch]

Who is someone

[lime pawn]

I dunno

Its up to you

[surreal perch]

I am somoene

Uh oop

Somoene

[opaque current]

Someone

[lime pawn]

Yeah someone

[surreal perch]

That someone is me

[lime pawn]

But someone

[hazy schooner]

is someone else

[opaque current]

hiii

el

[lime pawn]

Hi

[hazy schooner]

sup

[surreal perch]

Patootie

Dms dms

[hazy schooner]

fine

[opaque current]

dreading?

[hazy schooner]

for what

[opaque current]

going to her dms

[hazy schooner]

meh

[opaque current]

idk

the 'fine'

[hazy schooner]

I am just not in the right mood right now

[surreal perch]

I hate people calling me just to waste my time

[lime pawn]

i like wasting people's time

[surreal perch]

Ugh

I regret giving my phone number to them

[lime pawn]

Haha

For how long is dank memer down?

[surreal perch]

I dunno

Since an hour ago

[lime pawn]

I hope the watermelons will not over grow and rot

[surreal perch]

Same

[lime pawn]

I am so bored

[surreal perch]

So bored, I'm someone

Wait we got everyone??

[lime pawn]

Hi someone i am that one, not bored

[surreal perch]

@median valley be everyone

[surreal perch]

Which one

[lime pawn]

I am that one

[surreal perch]

@opaque current your nick should be which one

This is fun we can confuse people

[surreal perch]

But which one is not that one

[opaque current]

was thinking who is

idk

[surreal perch]

Yeah whatever works

To confuse people

[lime pawn]

But. I am that one

[surreal perch]

Which one

[lime pawn]

No, the name is that one

[surreal perch]

I know but I'm asking which one

[lime pawn]

This feels like this

Found it in a different server by pure accident

[surreal perch]

Fr fr

@round silo wanna join

The confusing nickname club

We need no one, somebody, nobody, everybody, we already have everyone, or we could add another

Anybody

We need who, what, where too

[lime pawn]

And" whoever "

[surreal perch]

Yeah

@short ridge wanna be no one

[short ridge]

sure lmfao

drawing rn and it's like 3 AM

[surreal perch]

Damn u should sleep lol

[opaque current]

it's 4:26 am

hehe

[surreal perch]

Confusing nicknames

[round silo]

im applying for a job at mcdonalds

[surreal perch]

Ooo

Nooooooo

Not McDonald's

[lime pawn]

WcDonalds

okay so anything to talk about?

or roleplay?

[surreal perch]

Ah ye sure my bestie just went to sleep I think

[lime pawn]

happens

[round silo]

who?

[lime pawn]

we need someone to use those letters in their names to confuse people

and to be honest i don't know where this idea came from

it was just here like it happened before

but it might be fun

[surreal perch]

Like server nickname

To confuse people

When chatting

[lime pawn]

that was the same thing what i said... but it came from you

[surreal perch]

:P

I wanna say smth

I said it

[lime pawn]

no you don't

[surreal perch]

yes I do

[lime pawn]

nein willst du nicht

[surreal perch]

Nice??

Not

[lime pawn]

?

[surreal perch]

No I do not?

Sorry I don't speak germanish

[lime pawn]

it means no you don't

[surreal perch]

Welp got it right either way heheh

Without googlay translation

[lime pawn]

goggle translator

[surreal perch]

Lmfao

Translates goggles

[lime pawn]

probably, or just a typo

an intentional typo

so don't put it in the typo forum

[surreal perch]

[round silo]

asked :P

im sorry that was mean of me

[surreal perch]

OwO wut

[round silo]

feel free to punish me

[surreal perch]

In what ways

[lime pawn]

forgot to put the "who"

[round silo]

idk

[surreal perch]

Ik

Prepare

To die

[round silo]

dont shoot me D:

i have a family

[surreal perch]

Zen apawlogize :P

[round silo]

im sorry someone

[surreal perch]

aight you are free to go

[round silo]

[lime pawn]

random event finished

[surreal perch]

[surreal perch]

Wut is this lMfao

[round silo]

it's a streamer's emote

[surreal perch]

Ah

I dun have Twitch

[lime pawn]

looks fun

[round silo]

inspired by

[surreal perch]

:0

PEPE

My beloved

[round silo]

[surreal perch]

[surreal perch]

@quartz wedge

My ded alt

[round silo]

i have a dead alt too

i got locked out of it

[surreal perch]

Wut wai

[round silo]

i tried joining too many servers

[surreal perch]

Ah damn

Also I just remembered my brother's fb got hacked last night

[round silo]

it thought i was some nasty bot army bot

[surreal perch]

He couldn't recover it

[surreal perch]

LMAO

[round silo]

ive only been hacked once

it was my steam account

[surreal perch]

Oooof

[lime pawn]

what is fb

[round silo]

and i lost my salty banner :(

fortunately they didnt know i had an item worth $600 in there

[surreal perch]

Facebook

[lime pawn]

aah okay

[surreal perch]

Damn lol

[round silo]

yeah i actually sold that item and then got it again from another drop a year later

[surreal perch]

Fortunately my brother didn't link his FB to his current important games

He said someone must've thought he linked it to his PUBG account

[surreal perch]

:000

[round silo]

hmm

yeah i could probably sell my steam account for $1000

[surreal perch]

Damn

What is that for again

I'm not familiar with that stuff

[round silo]

video games

[surreal perch]

I'm an old soul

[round silo]

rocket league is my most valuable

[surreal perch]

:000

[lime pawn]

steam is an app where you can buy games

[surreal perch]

Ah I rember now

[lime pawn]

thia

this*

[round silo]

i have 3600 hours in rocket league

[surreal perch]

Looks like a robot hand

[lime pawn]

meh

[surreal perch]

But why

[round silo]

it's a fun game that i rage in

[lime pawn]

looks like a chain

for bikes

[surreal perch]

😭

I don't ride bikes

I scared of two wheelers

[round silo]

it's supposed to be like the mechanic to a steam powered train

or something

[surreal perch]

Ooo

[lime pawn]

how

[surreal perch]

I dunno

[round silo]

you know how the trains like have those moving part on them

[surreal perch]

Even when my brother takes me on his motorcycle I get scared

[round silo]

that's what it's supposed to be i think

[surreal perch]

🏍

[lime pawn]

not motorbike, the bike

[surreal perch]

Yeah

[round silo]

i wanna get a moped/motorcycle

[surreal perch]

My brothers have a 🛵 and a 🏍

[round silo]

i cant legally drive anything yet

anyway ima have to leave

i am not a roleplayer

[lime pawn]

no its ok

[surreal perch]

Ironically The latter is safer than the former

[lime pawn]

we rarely roleplay here

[surreal perch]

Yeah we just talk random things here

[round silo]

oh i see

[lime pawn]

we do everything here but not rolepaly

[surreal perch]

No license?

[round silo]

but i still gotta leave irl, as i am sad

[surreal perch]

Frfr

Awwie das okie

I hope u have a nice day ahead of ya

[lime pawn]

see you later then

[round silo]

see ya

[surreal perch]

May the sadness go away

Cyaaa

[lime pawn]

so uhh

what do we talk about now

[surreal perch]

You

Les talk about you

[lime pawn]

i am yu

[limpid spear]

[surreal perch]

You can't be me

Who are you

[lime pawn]

i don't want to be you .

[lime pawn]

i am this yu

the old man

[surreal perch]

I know

I'm tagging along

[lime pawn]

no you don't

[surreal perch]

Yes I do

Fight me

[lime pawn]

ok

[surreal perch]

punches you

[lime pawn]

blocks

uppercut

[surreal perch]

gets up, kicks you in the face

[lime pawn]

uses bandage because game logic

breaks kneecaps

[surreal perch]

uses mediKit

breaks your nose

[limpid spear]