#Daily Question

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boreal frost
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I guess I should get out of the fridge now and put the giraffe back in.

stray ivy
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Shots fired

stray ivy
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You mad scientist

torn creek
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the fresh bitch of aberdeen x the fresh prince of bel-air

inner mauve
boreal frost
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No no, the elephant is in the cherry tree now.

stray ivy
boreal frost
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Got to put the giraffe in the fridge now.

torn creek
stray ivy
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Lmao

stray ivy
boreal frost
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Punishment for eating the cherries from the cherry tree.

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There are two more stages to this joke, but I don't know how to incorporate them into my lax joke telling style.

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Well I guess the animal conference will still have to go ahead.

chrome garnet
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live in a cave and hunt like a caveman

fresh jungle
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Question wise chemistry is good but studying to be able to solve thosr is hard

chrome garnet
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no but in all seriousness i genuinely think i could outrun the uk police for at least 2 weeks.

fresh jungle
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You will spend hours studying a topic in organic but will do any questions in less than a minute

chrome garnet
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you just gotta stay away from CCTV, if you gotta use a phone make it a burner and dont call anyone you have a significant connection with

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don't take your own car because it'll flag up on their systems

boreal frost
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this is only the case in the uk as we dont have guns

chrome garnet
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unfortunately for me i'm a petite little princess (i'm not, i'm 5'11, i'm just a skinny bitch)

fresh jungle
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@chrome garnet looks like you have experience 💀

chrome garnet
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i've watched enough tv...

fresh jungle
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Lmao

boreal frost
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i dont think i could last more than an hour on the run from the police

fresh jungle
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If I give answer based on what I see in south Indian films then FBI is cooked

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🗿

chrome garnet
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there's a show in the uk called Hunted where people are on the run for about a week
and if they get to an extraction point on the last day without being caught, they win a load of money

fresh jungle
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Ohhh

boreal frost
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only the one episode tho

fresh jungle
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I used to watch a show named "greatest prison escapes"

chrome garnet
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there's a new celebrity series coming out in january

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would highly recommend, jazza

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giovanni pernice is on it 🫶 🫶 🫶

boreal frost
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i have no idea who that is

chrome garnet
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from strictly!!

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had all the abuse scandals this year

boreal frost
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the sexy judge?

tame sparrow
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dancer

chrome garnet
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but his name is finally cleared

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sorry WHAT

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which judge is sexy??

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😭

boreal frost
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oh wait i think that's bruno

chrome garnet
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LMFAO yes that's bruno

tame sparrow
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giovanni is sexi

chrome garnet
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he left like 4 years ago mate 😭

boreal frost
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i havent watched strictly in ages

chrome garnet
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i'm going to see giovanni's tour next month yippee

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didnt you see the news this year tho 😭

boreal frost
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wasnt there another sexy strictly judge, except he wasnt very good looking

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he was bald

chrome garnet
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had all those allegations about him and amanda abbington from teh 2023 series

boreal frost
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and also very short

timid granite
chrome garnet
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he's dead 😭

boreal frost
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what

chrome garnet
timid granite
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yeah LOL

chrome garnet
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i bet i could pick you up

timid granite
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you could

boreal frost
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no not him

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not the old guy

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im talking about the bald sexy guy who was a bit weird

chrome garnet
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how many bald judges have there been 😭

boreal frost
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he spoke with a bit of a lisp

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he especially loved to get into action on the desk from time to time

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very eccentric

chrome garnet
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i fear you are just describing bruno

tame sparrow
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being bald is so hard. hair grows back so fast

boreal frost
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the guy im describing came before bruno im pretty sure

tame sparrow
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then you look like a little child after 2 weeks cos you got this 5mm afro

chrome garnet
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might've been before i started watching it

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although that was 2014 😭

chrome garnet
boreal frost
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i cant find him

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NOOO wait

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i dont think he was a judge

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i think he was just part of the actual dancers or something

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idk

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like he was just there for the lols

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or maybe he was on a different show

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AAAhhh this is killing me not knowing who he is

novel gyro
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work at the fbi they'll never find me

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either that or backup plan: they'll never take me alive

cold cosmos
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ok so like
in all seriousness, I probably cant outrun the police
however, I can get rid of a body

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so if anyone wants to collab bro on some crimes, let’s do it

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(this is a joke for legal reasons)

boreal frost
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hell yeah

sacred bramble
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Oh uh

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Flee the country

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Drive several states over (without speeding, only one illegal thing at a time folks)

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Hopefully nobody reports a stolen car (I’ll find some old janky one that no one cares about)

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Switch cars every once and a while

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Also, what the fuck did I do to end up on the list is my question

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what did they find in my sketchbook??

novel gyro
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you stole A LOT of cars

sacred bramble
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LMAO

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Probably disguise myself (I don’t wanna cut my hair, wig it is)

novel gyro
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would be funny if that was the reason

sacred bramble
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It would lmao

cold cosmos
sacred bramble
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OH GOD NO

cold cosmos
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:)

deep isle
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finland seems nice

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ill hide in the woods with a winter sauna

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no way they can find me there

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unless they read this chat

sacred bramble
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Probably won’t find me in a sauna

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I’ll be wherever at that point

cloud walrus
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Idk about FBI but I'm 100% sure I'm on Mossad list megalol

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And I'm not hiding sadly

mental sedge
tame sparrow
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also the more rural you go, the bigger chance your neighbours know all the people nearby. so if a random german arrives there, The whispers are gonna go all the way to helsinki

mental sedge
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seems about right

tame sparrow
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Daily Q | What makes people act old beyond their ages?

nimble yacht
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Going through hardships tend to make people seem older than they are in my experience

cloud walrus
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Your Mom

boreal frost
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depression

cold cosmos
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I guess it’s a part of hardships, but some illnesses

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There’s this guy I played ping pong with a few years ago
And he went to the same school as me just a few years below
Then he pretty much disappeared for a while, heard he was sick
A few months ago I ran into him and he told me he got some chronic illness and had to use a walker
It felt really weird

stray ivy
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Autism

novel gyro
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Autism in some cases

inner mauve
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responsibilities?

sacred bramble
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Having neglectful parents and also being the oldest (essentially raising siblings)

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Or no parents but being the oldest with a few siblings

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Also, being an only child

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Neglectful parents or not, only children apparently are more mature for their age

chrome garnet
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some people are just old souls

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there's this family i follow on instagram and their toddler talks like an old man 😭

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so adorable

sacred bramble
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Oh that reminds me, having mature parents

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And parents that articulate their thoughts well

timid granite
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weird, a lot of the things said here applies to me but i feel more immature than my age rather than the opposite /lh

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or i have a false perception of myself

sacred bramble
timid granite
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but as for the question, idk if that's right, but being alone? missing parents could be a part of my answer, like having to learn how to do everything yourself

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being way more autonomous than one usually is for their age?? idk

timid granite
sacred bramble
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LMAO

tepid linden
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Child trauma/neglect

fresh jungle
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E girls to 11year olds on discord

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(those egirls are 20 year old straight dudes)

tame sparrow
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Daily Q | What is one thing you’ll never confess to your parents?

cold cosmos
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some of the things I did 😳
such as, your mom

boreal frost
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I've done the edating and more with legal women. cringe

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Something I deeply regret ngl.

cold cosmos
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lol this omg
I forgot about it but same and it was one of my biggest mistakes

cloud walrus
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Same edating is defo a thing I'll never confess

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Tho I've told them in a sarcastic manner and they probably thought I'm joking so ig I have told them and didn't matter much but in a formal setting I'd never

jade rock
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is edating just online dating or... something different?

cold cosmos
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yeah online dating

stray ivy
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my mom is like just as unhinged as me so i don't think there's anything she doesn't konw

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she knows im a furry she knows of our toys she knows the shit we're into and she said "rookie numbers" she knows literally everything

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my dad is a different story tho

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but basically if there's anything im not telling my mom, im not telling yall either, and definitely i can't say it in the server 😂

fiery surge
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My mom also basically knowns most things about me (as far as she understands), but honestly i haven’t done many weird things anyway, so barely anything to confess XD

boreal frost
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the most ive told my mum about is my anime binge watching and light novel binge reading

jade rock
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Feels pretty normal nowadays

boreal frost
jade rock
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ye ok thats kind of what it sounded like to me

cold cosmos
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and will not happen again

jade rock
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ye but in general i feel like online dating is something super normal

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my brother met his gf on tinder and they are doing great

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they are actually rly cute together its honestly nice to see lol

cold cosmos
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yeah
but like I’m not with that dude anymore
also it was totally online like we never actually met (thank god, it would have been a bad idea)
meeting someone on tinder I can totally understand, that makes sense
because then you get to actually meet the person, go on dates etc

tame sparrow
jade rock
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ohhhh ok ye

tame sparrow
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but i guess online dating is pretty popular these days too

nimble yacht
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eDating usually goes awfully

jade rock
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i feel like a boomer asking this but how does edating work then? do people eventually meet up in person is it actually only virtual and never goes beyond that?

tame sparrow
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hahaha i had the same thought. my initial thought was like "isnt that even more lonely"

cold cosmos
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I think usually when it goes well the goal is to meet up yes
I mean that would make sense

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but it can take anywhere from a few months to years

jade rock
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ye i could not do that

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i mean im doing long distance dating rn and all im thinking about is basically when we can meet up irl again lol no way im waiting years for this

tame sparrow
jade rock
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lmao

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"yeye i play a lot of tennis. thats why my right arm is so strong...."

tame sparrow
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i cant shake the feeling not having the physical connection that what if after all that time the other person smells bad, has a repulsive touch or something else

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then its just like

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"wow i lived a lie"

jade rock
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ye thats what im thinking too. like you might work well through text or calls but not at all in person and then you just wasted a lot of time on someone for basically nothing

cold cosmos
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100%

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part of why I ended things

boreal frost
inner mauve
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yes?

tepid linden
cloud walrus
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@boreal frost i agree

boreal frost
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huh

nimble yacht
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Successful eDating couples are the exception, not the rule

chrome garnet
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they can never know that i talk to "strangers" on instagram/discord 😭

sacred bramble
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And one thing I’ll never confess to my parents….

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Oh lord

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Yea no I’m not saying that megalol

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Iykyk ig

cold cosmos
cold cosmos
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the sueshe bible

tame sparrow
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i honestly dont know what to answer

cold cosmos
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too much or too little to say?

tame sparrow
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too much but at the same time errr nothing too bad ig

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my mom doesnt know what a slut ive been

cold cosmos
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your definition of bad and our definition of bad is not the same I believe

cold cosmos
jade rock
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at least nothing comes to my mind now

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i mean my mom already knows about my onlyfans soooo....

cold cosmos
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onlycows?

jade rock
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LMFAO

cold cosmos
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oh no wait that’s where your mom is

jade rock
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subscribe to my onlycows is actually gold, im gonna use this

jade rock
tame sparrow
jade rock
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LMFAO

sacred bramble
sacred bramble
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🙏😌

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I’m a holy daughter of god

cold cosmos
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“holy”

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sure

boreal frost
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well you are definitely holy, but not the type of holy you see in a church

sacred bramble
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HAHAHAHAH

cold cosmos
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holey

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lol

sacred bramble
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LMFAO

boreal frost
stray ivy
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Wtf is this daily question lmaooo the answers are golden

tame sparrow
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Daily Q | Are you expecting amazing gifts?

sacred bramble
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I hope so

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If I don’t see your mom tied up in red ribbon under the Christmas tree, I don’t want it

cloud walrus
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No

tame sparrow
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prolly not gonna get much, but looking to get a car to myself soon

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got test drives booked next week ClapPepe

cold cosmos
sacred bramble
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HAHAHAH

jade rock
sacred bramble
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LMFAO

jade rock
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and no im not expecting amazing gifts

nimble yacht
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I read amazing as Amazon

sacred bramble
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HAHAHA

boreal frost
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There's only 1 gift I'm hoping for, it's the 15th volume of reincarnated as a sword.

cloud walrus
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Awwwweeee

fiery surge
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I don’t know lol, i mainly just hope the others will like what i’ve gotten them lol

inner mauve
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no

stray ivy
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I haven't asked for anything, i know my mom got a nice little detail with a certain meaning behind it so I'm super excited about that

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I got my amazing gift a month ago for my bday

chrome garnet
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i'm just excited to see other people open the gifts i got them

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it's my favourite part of christmas

novel gyro
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I'm expecting nothing that crazy compared to some people I've heard

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But I think a new to me interface or something like that

cloud walrus
fresh jungle
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Nope

stray ivy
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no it wasn't 😂

boreal frost
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just had to make sure i guess

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

cloud walrus
tame sparrow
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Daily Q | What is the best Christmas gift you have ever gotten?

timid granite
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nintendo switch tbh

cold cosmos
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your mom

cloud walrus
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Jade's mom

boreal frost
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it was zyph merch, it's now posh hoodie

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but it'll change this christmas if i get the light novel i want

cold cosmos
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oh you want to fight

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ill trade you my dad for a piece of chicken though 🥰

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actually, no, I’ll give you a piece of chicken AND my dad

boreal frost
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which piece specifically?

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cuz you know, fetishes and all

cold cosmos
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oh you can have all

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I don’t need any

chrome garnet
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my phone tbhhh

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this phone camera has improved my photography so much 💅

cloud walrus
cold cosmos
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Nope
Chicken + Dad + Brother is my final offer

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You can have some of my cousins too, I got a few extras

boreal frost
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seems like jade is offering a sausage fest

cold cosmos
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oh my god

jade rock
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a Cello

cold cosmos
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based answer

cloud walrus
chrome garnet
novel gyro
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Inspiration, I remember my bday presents more than my Christmas presents

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Tbh I’m really looking forward to this year’s presents, one of my friends is making me a bunch of playlists I should listen to

cold cosmos
stray ivy
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no gift can beat the time i get to spend with the family

inner mauve
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no

chrome garnet
chrome garnet
sacred bramble
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Drawing tablet I think- I can’t remember shit rn

stray ivy
sacred bramble
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LMAO

tame sparrow
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Daily Q | Merry christmas! ho ho ho

jade rock
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all i wanted for Christmas is a question and all im getting is a bunch of hos 😓

cold cosmos
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better than nothing
imagine getting hos 🥲

nimble yacht
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Imagine getting hoes

deep isle
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Hoe hoe hoe

boreal frost
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Merry Crisis!

fiery surge
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Merry Christmas!! :).

novel gyro
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It's the day before christmas maybe I won't get coal from a mine in west virginia this year

cold cosmos
stray ivy
boreal frost
chrome garnet
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merry christmas bitches

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love you guys so much

sacred bramble
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Merry Christmas y’all, still Christmas Eve for me tho

inner mauve
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hoe hoe hoe, merry christmas everyone

chrome garnet
sacred bramble
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Fair

fresh jungle
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Who is christmas I will not marry her

tame sparrow
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Daily Q | What is your best memory from this christmas?

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Hopefully everyone had a relaxing christmas time!

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Daily Qs were paused for couple days to not interrupt your lovely family time 🎄

chrome garnet
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the whole of christmas was my best memory 🫶 i loved it sm

cloud walrus
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We had 3 days without Electricity and Gas supply and it was freezing af. Nothing about this was best

boreal frost
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so i was playing jackbox with my family and my brother decided to give his wife the name "Dumb Cunt".

cold cosmos
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we now have an inside joke with some of my cousins and it is very funny

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the joke is about these

IMG_8167.jpg
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these are potatoes 😭😭

boreal frost
cold cosmos
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you? more than two clearly

novel gyro
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playing tackle basketball in my grandma's hotel room

inner mauve
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studying for math exam (i'll score less, given that the chapters were so easy)

inner mauve
boreal frost
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well, positively but actually negatively.

fresh jungle
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My best memory of 2024 is thinking about my best memory of 2023 when I was thinking about 2022 wondering what were my good memories from 2021

sacred bramble
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Hmmmmmmmm

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I’ve already forgotten lmao

inner mauve
fresh jungle
tame sparrow
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Daily Q | What is something that poor people do that rich people are oblivious to?

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grocery store prices

cloud walrus
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The worth of money

jade rock
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How am i supposed to know? 🤑

fiery surge
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I don’t know any rich people really, so don’t know what they’re thinking lol

chrome garnet
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rich people don't understand that not everyone does the same things as them

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like go on holidays abroad every year

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or get given a car from their parents as soon as they turn 17

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i live in a rich area so i see things like this happen a lot and it pisses me off (i'm not poor, i'm just not spoilt)

nimble yacht
stray ivy
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im just gonna say struggling to get to the end of the month, rich people seem to be completely oblivious to that

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it's so stupid

cold cosmos
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complaining about things that poor people don’t even have an occasion to do

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same friend again
complained that she had to take ski classes for several years before her parents allowed her to ski completely alone
like girl
I’ve been skiing once in my entire life

fiery surge
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I’d love to be able to ski lol

tame sparrow
boreal frost
chrome garnet
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omg that's another thing!!

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everyone expects you to have been on a dozen different flights by the time you're 6

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like bitch no not everyone goes abroad every year from the moment they're born 😭

fiery surge
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Travelling by planes is so expensive

chrome garnet
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fr

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it's only cheap when you get like a £30 flight with ryanair lol

sacred bramble
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Uhh- I mean I’m well off but not millionaire rich, hell I don’t think we have more than half a million (I can’t remember, I just know that I’m able to live comfortably), and I think rich people are oblivious to the fact people who work in retail are in fact people

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I think I can be oblivious to people’s struggles as well.. not so much anymore, I have friends poorer than me, but I used to not get it LMAO 💀

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And also the fact not everyone’s colleges get paid for, mine isn’t getting paid for cuz we got 4 kids and college is expensive as fuck, plus I need to pay for my own stuff anyhow

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Or how their “cheap” prices are incredibly expensive to those without money

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“It’s only 2,000 dollars, not that much, go get it” ma’am what

boreal frost
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Change that to "It's only £50, not that much, go get it." Like Ma'am that's literally 20% of what I have right now.

sacred bramble
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LMAO-

boreal frost
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Though I did buy a £3000 camera and lens literally a year ago.

sacred bramble
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62 USD.. not too much for me but I’d be apprehensive about spending it, I can spend it but I wouldn’t want to, I wouldn’t have a lot extra

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My parents could spend it no problem tho

boreal frost
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If i get a part time job, I'll be able to spend money.

plush ore
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One thing I do is definitely overthink purchases

boreal frost
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But until then my wallet is zipped up tight.

plush ore
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Granted I have a job, but I still need to really calculate spending if I get something

sacred bramble
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Also the really rich people seem oblivious to the fact that not everyone can buy designer clothes or change their wardrobe every season for a trend

plush ore
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Designer clothes are just a waste of money

sacred bramble
sacred bramble
plush ore
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SAME!

boreal frost
sacred bramble
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Why do people like designer clothes

sacred bramble
boreal frost
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though that's because my shower is either freezing cold.

sacred bramble
plush ore
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I always try and make sure I have double the amount of what I’m getting so I will easily get a good financial recovery if the purchase is big

boreal frost
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or really hot but there's not enough water coming out of it.

sacred bramble
sacred bramble
boreal frost
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i

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really need a job

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any job will do

sacred bramble
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Yea 😭

boreal frost
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but one job i will not do is cleaning toilets

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thats something i refuse to do

sacred bramble
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I don’t recommend working in fast food, heard it sucks ass, but eh

plush ore
boreal frost
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only toilets i am cleaning are my own toilets

plush ore
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Not fast food, but food in general

sacred bramble
plush ore
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And it’s fun though!

boreal frost
sacred bramble
tame sparrow
sacred bramble
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Usually 💀

sacred bramble
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I just realized what cycle meant, Jfc I’m slow

tame sparrow
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i did that for years 😭

boreal frost
# tame sparrow whaat

i was in a situation where i wanted one close to a football club i was regularly visiting

sacred bramble
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I used to bike (that’s our term for cycle) everywhere I went, now I hate biking 😭

boreal frost
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and it was the only one that had openings

boreal frost
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i got da thicc thighs

sacred bramble
boreal frost
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wow

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well as a guy having thicc thighs is a bit of an issue

sacred bramble
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I kinda do now but that’s cuz I filled out because of growing up/puberty

tame sparrow
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in the summers i cycled to my office still. it was a choice. nice workout!
was around 13 kilometers so almost 30 a day

boreal frost
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i dont think mine was 13 kilometers

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let me check

tame sparrow
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took me about 45-50 minutes

sacred bramble
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I despise physical activity 😭 I’m lucky my metabolism is decent, I’m so out of shape I may as well be morbidly obese

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Somehow not overweight either

tame sparrow
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youre still young.

sacred bramble
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Yea

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I’m sure that’ll go away when I get older

tame sparrow
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easier to get in shape and stay fit when your young

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gonna bite you hard later

boreal frost
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but traffic was in the way

sacred bramble
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Especially if I end up having kids (that’s not at all the plan, if I want kids I’ll adopt)

boreal frost
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cuz i had to go through the centre of town

tame sparrow
boreal frost
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anyway dinner's ready brb

sacred bramble
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Adios

sacred bramble
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I’ll be working in a paint factory during a gap year, soooo that’ll help

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Oh another thing rich people are oblivious to, that most people can’t travel europe or the world during a gap year

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I probably can (??), but that doesn’t mean I should

cold cosmos
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one of my friends has the basic fit subscription where he can bring friends so he offered me to come with him so he can teach me the basics

tame sparrow
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lessgo

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2025 year of abs

cold cosmos
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tilabsak

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tilasabs?

nimble yacht
stray ivy
cold cosmos
stray ivy
cold cosmos
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it’s not that bad but it’s a bit annoying

boreal frost
nimble yacht
boreal frost
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yeah i did that a bunch of times

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it was a pain

inner mauve
fresh jungle
inner mauve
tame sparrow
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Daily Q | You just farted and everybody in the room looks at you. What do you say?

boreal frost
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"Those brussel sprouts and baked beans were delicious earlier."

novel gyro
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"and that folks, shows that cool guys don't look at explosions"

cloud walrus
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"wowzers, doing chemical experiments with your body is way cooler in public"

timid granite
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"oh come on [random person in the room] ! couldve held it till you're in the bathroom!"

chrome garnet
#

"bro who tf was that"

#

"go shit girl"

fiery surge
#

I’ll just cry lol

boreal frost
fiery surge
#

Lol

#

I can’t deal with awkward social situations XD

boreal frost
#

you gotta own it

fresh jungle
#

"Are you a smart fella or a fart smella"

jade rock
#

I have their full attention now. I fart again!

sacred bramble
#

stare right back, or look away awkwardly, depends on the peopole

#

people

#

or laugh if all my friends are in the room

inner mauve
#

idk

stray ivy
#

Sorry i stepped on a frog

boreal frost
#

it's turtle mating season

tame sparrow
#

Daily Q | Whats your new years promise?

sacred bramble
#

Oh boy

#

Uh

#

I don’t really have one

#

Not like I’ll keep it

prisma wren
#

To be reported as dead what

cold cosmos
#

Slaying my exams

boreal frost
#

I promise to get a job and then move out of my parent's place permanently.

chrome garnet
#

gotta study

#

honestly i think i did last year's promise!! this year was amazing ❤️

boreal frost
#

you did!

#

i felt positive with just you being around

fiery surge
#

I promise to always try to be the best person of myself, but honestly that’s something i always try to do! :D.

inner mauve
#

to never make a new year's promise

fiery surge
#

Fair

#

But wouldn’t that be a new years promise as well? :P.

inner mauve
#

well that's for this year

#

after that moment, no more

stray ivy
#

I better not promise anything so i don't have a breakdown about disappointing myself for not doing shit

sacred bramble
#

Real

timid granite
#

dont got promises i just wanna get through the year lmao

novel gyro
chrome garnet
fresh jungle
#

to take a shit at exactly 2:39 AM on 16 August 2025

tame sparrow
#

That I cycle atleast half as much as my dad did 2024.
He did 12200kms. Aiming for 6000km

inner mauve
#

dad strength is real

tame sparrow
#

Daily Q | If you could send one telepathic message to all people on earth, what would it be?

cold cosmos
#

“It’s me, the only God. You chose the right religion”
And then watch the chaos that ensues

tame sparrow
#

”Wait for my next message”

chrome garnet
#

hi this is god, send a cheque for £100 to this address

#

and it's just my address

jade rock
novel gyro
#

"its pronounced JIF not GIF and Jod not God"

chrome garnet
#

LMAO JOD

stray ivy
#

It's me, god, you have strayed from the path, i shall deal with you later.

#

And then watch everyone freak out

#

Similar approach to jade's but more evil

boreal frost
#

Hi, this is God, everyone on earth needs to get rid of clothes or the world will end.

jade rock
#

freaky

boreal frost
#

Society is the problem, clothes aren't needed.

sacred bramble
stray ivy
#

actually

#

"hi this is god, trans and gay people are 100% valid" would be crazy

#

defo would send the world into chaos

#

i'd pay a fortune to see all the christian transphobes freak out like that

sacred bramble
jade rock
#

God just randomly dropping some quotes

#

"pineapple does not belong on pizza" and then nobody eats pineapple pizza anymore

stray ivy
#

LMAO FR

#

that'd be sickkkk

sacred bramble
#

"shit yourself right now, and you get a million dollars"

stray ivy
#

Lmao

sacred bramble
#

it'd be pretty shitty of me to do tbh

stray ivy
#

Oh my god

#

I'm going to end you

sacred bramble
#

LMFAO

inner mauve
#

i lost my job, i haven't eaten in two business days, please donate me a dollar.

fresh jungle
#

A DOLLA DOLLA 🗣️🗣️🗿

tame sparrow
#

Daily Q | What have you sworn never to do again…over and over and over again?

fresh jungle
#

Pls explain the question to me my English is bad

chrome garnet
#

what do you keep promising yourself not to do

#

for me it's aimlessly scroll on tiktok... 😭

tame sparrow
#

order food instead of making it just because i feel lazy

cold cosmos
#

definitely not your mom

novel gyro
jade rock
chrome garnet
#

LMAO

boreal frost
fresh jungle
fresh jungle
#

For those who are new calc is short for calculator

#

(pls I hope someone gets the reference)

novel gyro
fresh jungle
sacred bramble
#

Uhhhhh

#

To practice drawing the next day 😅

#

Ughghfhfhfh

#

I hate practicing anatomy, it sucks and usually doesn’t go well 😔

cold cosmos
#

CLEARLY you didn’t hate practicing for those

sacred bramble
#

NOT THAT KIND IM TALKING ABOUT PRACTICING HOW TO DRAW HEADS AT DIFFERENT ANGLES—

sacred bramble
cold cosmos
sacred bramble
#

The one with a brain

#

It actually sucks why is it so difficult

#

UGH

boreal frost
#

great heads think alike

jade rock
tame sparrow
#

Daily Q | What would you want to ask Valentin (Rival) today?

cold cosmos
#

Is your mom available tonight

boreal frost
chrome garnet
#

what's your favourite cheese

novel gyro
#

When will I get my third place trophy? Or do I only get a participation sadness?

fresh jungle
stray ivy
#

What's your favorite song that you made

sacred bramble
#

Hmmm

#

I’ll think about it lol

inner mauve
#

"Can I ask you something today?"

tame sparrow
#

Daily Q | What pisses you off today?

cold cosmos
#

My stomach

chrome garnet
#

it's the first day of classes after the Christmas holidays and I'm so tired 😭

jade rock
#

that many woman probably have period cramps today (I'm 6'2 btw)

boreal frost
#

breathing

inner mauve
#

today it was sooooooo boring at school

#

very few people were in class

cold cosmos
boreal frost
#

poop

stray ivy
#

blender is pissing me off

sacred bramble
#

That’s my answer, that’s what’s making me mad

fresh jungle
#

I got next week's time table and the classes are from 8AM to 8PM 💀

#

This week is 1:30 PM to 8 PM

timid granite
#

so yes this is what pisses me off as well

fiery surge
#

Everything pisses me off today, i’m so tired!

sacred bramble
inner mauve
prisma wren
#

They Send us new Time table every week

cold cosmos
#

My brain is not braining

novel gyro
#

Snow but no snow day

chrome garnet
fresh jungle
#

I would rather die than join allen

#

My English is so fking bad someone teach me English

fresh jungle
inner mauve
torn creek
#

Planes stares at ethiad who would've charged me £50 to change my absolutely abysmal seats for tmrw

prisma wren
cold cosmos
#

Where daily q!!!!

inner mauve
#

so that pisses you off

tame sparrow
#

Daily Q | Whats your comfort snack?

chrome garnet
#

tomato soup

stray ivy
#

@tepid linden is

fiery surge
#

I have too many actually, but i’m just going to say cupcakes (because i’m eating one rn)

boreal frost
#

Hmm, tough choice, but if money was not a limit, ben and jerry's chocolate fudge brownie ice cream

cold cosmos
#

@chrome garnet

boreal frost
cold cosmos
#

I am a cannibal

boreal frost
#

dj isnt bread

#

dj is a british

cold cosmos
#

scones or something

#

garlic bread

jade rock
#

salt and vinegar chips

chrome garnet
stray ivy
cold cosmos
#

I don’t care

cold cosmos
#

Bro wtf vinegar is for cleaning windows and salt is for exorcising Satan why would you eat a mix of those

jade rock
#

Its just good bro

boreal frost
sacred bramble
#

uhhhhhhhh

#

chocolate ig

deep isle
#

why wo

#

voo

#

why

cold cosmos
#

Daily Q | What do you think the kindest thing someone can do is?

#

me

#

and your mom

deep isle
#

share a smile

jade rock
deep isle
#

get outta here

#

vinegar

#

on chips

#

i tried that once

#

it was terrible

jade rock
#

its delicious

#

NOOO

deep isle
#

felt like i got a sour stomach immediately

jade rock
deep isle
#

and then they gave me pizza with vinegar

#

even worse

jade rock
#

ok pizza with vinegar sounds awful we can agree on that

deep isle
#

see no difference

#

salty dough with vinegar topping

jade rock
#

no with chips its the best

#

maybe you just havent tried good ones

deep isle
#

pringles

jade rock
#

theres salt and vinegar pringles?!

deep isle
#

so

#

bitter

#

yea

jade rock
#

i need to try those then

#

never saw them before

deep isle
#

was in the uk

#

london

jade rock
#

guess im buyoing plane tickets

#

cant say no to salt and vinegar chips

nimble yacht
nimble yacht
#

Smiths (Lays and Walkers are much the same) make the best salt and vinegar chips

jade rock
#

ye i think i ate lays once and they were good

#

Kelly's are the ones i buy usually, not sure how international they are

#

@deep isle you have Kelly's in germany?

deep isle
#

dont think so

#

but im also not a snack expert haha

nimble yacht
#

Never heard of the buggers

jade rock
#

Ok i googled it

#

Its an austrian brand

stray ivy
#

Kindest thing someone can do? I mean.... If you pay for my house and my bills you're kind /j

#

Jokes aside, just be with me when i need you the most, that's priceless

tame sparrow
#

make me food

chrome garnet
#

give you a thoughtful gift

cloud walrus
#

Not do something bad to you or anyone really

jade rock
#

do something like cover someone with a blanket while they are asleep or anything else where the other person doesnt even see the nice act. basically means that you are actually doing it to be nice and not to get credit for it

sacred bramble
#

cmere

cloud walrus
inner mauve
#

talking shit about you in front you but talking good about you behind your back

tame sparrow
#

Daily Q | Whats the most recent thing that surprised you?

jade rock
#

how hot your mom still is

inner mauve
#

idk

cold cosmos
#

my friend’s dog nearly jumping on me

boreal frost
#

your mom's surprise package

chrome garnet
#

how good the coffee i had earlier was

timid granite
#

fuck yeah coffee is awesome

#

nothing surprised me yet i think

fiery surge
#

A dog running at me if i remember correctly! :0 (unresponsible owners are terrible)

sacred bramble
#

Uhhhh

#

I got a compliment on my hair- my freshman (first year of highschool) English teacher walked up to me and was like “oh, your hair is gorgeous! So long.” I wasn’t expecting it so I was like “oh uh- thanks!” Kinda awkwardly

#

That happened like a few days ago tho

#

I hate how I get jumpscared by compliments 😅

boreal frost
#

i havent received a compliment in a long time

sacred bramble
#

Nuh uh, it hasn’t been long since you’ve received a compliment

boreal frost
#

thanks sushi!

sacred bramble
#

Yes ofc :)

boreal frost
#

im watching log horizon right now :)

sacred bramble
#

Nicee

boreal frost
#

the op slaps so hard

#

they reused it for season 2

sacred bramble
#

Epic

tame sparrow
boreal frost
#

yeah i got like most of the way through season 2 before dropping it before, hopefully i can watch it all the way through this time

tame sparrow
#

its been like 10 years since ive watched it

#

you brought me some memories

boreal frost
#

it was released quite a while ago now

#

12 years ago season 1 released

tame sparrow
#

for the question. our mortgage offer surprised me. what surprised me even more is that once the money limit was known, something changed mentally and suddenly that ’wasnt enough’. its as if my girlfriend and i suddenly started seeing stuff thats out of our reach again

boreal frost
#

man real life sucks

#

im gonna attempt an extreme sudoku

tame sparrow
boreal frost
#

only 3 seasons

#

season 1 and 2 are both 25 episodes tho

cold cosmos
boreal frost
inner mauve
#

that there is no daily Q

chrome garnet
#

real

tame sparrow
#

Daily Q | Whats something you believe but cant prove?

sacred bramble
#

Uhhhhhhhh

#

I’m not sure

boreal frost
#

that being isekai'd is possible

chrome garnet
#

that james is gay

stray ivy
chrome garnet
#

he still denies it 😔

cold cosmos
#

that I’m gonna fuck your mom tonight

nimble yacht
cold cosmos
#

Yes

nimble yacht
#

No

fresh jungle
#

Schrodingers wave equation

tame sparrow
#

Daily Q | if you had to change your citizenship, what would you pick?

cold cosmos
#

gay

#

maybe swedish? cause like if im gonna live there it would make most sense i guess

tame sparrow
#

swiss

novel gyro
#

Polish? I don’t know. I was gonna say Guinea-Bissau but the passports are god awful

cold cosmos
#

excellent choice

fresh jungle
#

Pakistan

#

Fir reasons I won't explain

#

For

cloud walrus
#

I'd probably Japanese

cold cosmos
#

so femboy anime uwu of you

#

once again

cloud walrus
#

I love their culture

#

And honesty

#

And many more things

fresh jungle
sacred bramble
sacred bramble
cloud walrus
#

More like real maids in that regard

#

Bit that's beside the point

#

I love their dress code

#

Their manners

#

Their ethics and religious practices

#

Very intriguing

fresh jungle
#

The work culture tho

sacred bramble
#

Their “low” crime rate concerns me tho

sacred bramble
#

I’d love to visit Japan but I’d never wanna live there

cloud walrus
cloud walrus
sacred bramble
#

Ehhhh

#

Not much better than the rest of us

fresh jungle
cloud walrus
#

I've never seen a Japanese person yell at someone, or say slurs or smtg

sacred bramble
cloud walrus
#

But I've seen a lot in the rest of the world

#

And these small things impact the society bigger as a whole

fresh jungle
cloud walrus
#

If your base ethics are messed up your society as a whole is gonna be horrible

cloud walrus
fresh jungle
#

Id live there if I don't have to work for basically the entire day and don't get time to smash my wife and increase the birth rate

#

What tf am I typing dude

sacred bramble
#

They may not swear or yell at people a lot but there are other basic ethic issues they have

sacred bramble
cloud walrus
#

Its just my opinion but I think the low crime rate is cuse every Japanese child is taught extreme mannerism and working exercises to function as a human being that can rely on themselves. And so many just go about their lives without hurting others and taking advantage, unless there's some messed up stuff they get into

cloud walrus
#

That's a good factor

fresh jungle
#

I wanna live in saddam Hussein hiding spot

sacred bramble
fresh jungle
#

Lowkey chill place

sacred bramble
#

So

cloud walrus
#

Probably the most in South Asia

fresh jungle
#

I'll just live in India (idc what the internet says I love the food)

cloud walrus
#

And US

cloud walrus
sacred bramble
fiery surge
#

I’m actually not sure, i’d like to live in the alps(Switserland or Austria), but i think it’d be very hard living there as well considering i’m used to completely flat land and i definitely don’t know the politics there, so perhaps somewhere in Germany instead! :D.

cloud walrus
#

But that's just my take

sacred bramble
#

I’m sorry what??

fresh jungle
#

Dw I'll carry jaoans birth rate

sacred bramble
#

The reason you don’t hear about it is because it’s unreported

fresh jungle
#

Then japanese are not safe from meh

#

Them

sacred bramble
#

It only takes a few seconds to ||SA|| someone.

#

Happens on trains a lot

cloud walrus
#

It has consequences tho, DNA tests can quickly identify the person

sacred bramble
#

The police aren’t helpful with that tho

#

I’ve heard people living in Japan talk about it

fresh jungle
#

NO I NEED TO BE STOPLED

fiery surge
fresh jungle
#

FKFK IM SOREY 😭

sacred bramble
#

And even in the USA, it takes ages for ||SA|| cases to be resolved, DNA tests apparently aren’t enough proof

cloud walrus
#

Idk I'd like some actual proof of underreporting being present than just speculations. Not every place is like US or India or Pakistan or similar places.

#

But this is a sensitive topic so let's call it quits.

#

I hope there's not much SA in Japan

#

Its inevitable cuse no place is safe but I hope its way less there

sacred bramble
#

Unfortunately not really

cloud walrus
#

Also @fresh jungle ya need to chill bro

sacred bramble
#

Agreed

cloud walrus
#

Just come in Pakistan and get four wives

#

All good

#

We got 70% women unmarried anyway

#

Its concerning

#

Biggest reason being people economically unstable to afford a married life

#

In hopes of getting a job first they waste 10-25 years of life without getting married

#

I'm not gonna let that happen to me tho

cold cosmos
fresh jungle
cloud walrus
#

Like here in Pakistan I can confirm its the case and there's many articles, sources about it and I as a Pakistani can vouch for it being a societal problem. But I'm not Japanese so idk what its like in there.

cold cosmos
# cloud walrus Backed by which media or articles? Cuse I know these are valid reasons and I'd l...

Study based on over 5000 victims

The survey also found that only a handful of ||sexual abuse|| cases are reported to police or brought to court -- shedding light on latent cases.

Just 10.9% of all respondents consulted experts or support groups over the abuse, and only 15.1% contacted police. Furthermore, victim reports were accepted by police for only 7% of all respondents, while merely 0.7% reported that their attackers were indicted and found guilty in lawsuits.

cloud walrus
#

Aight that is a proper way to do it.

#

Ggs

#

Why are u guys censoring the word tho 💀

#

Not like you're committing a crime or rule breaks

sacred bramble
cloud walrus
#

Ye that's a good point

cold cosmos
#

A nationwide survey was conducted comparing Japanese, Chinese, Korean, and English-speaking women in Japan. Variables focused on demographics, attitudes, social conditions, and culture. Japanese women had a different pattern of behavior from the other three groups. The greatest differences were between Japanese and English-speaking. The main reasons given for not reporting were the following: ||victim did not take the event seriously, victim thought she was too young, victim thought reporting would cause trouble, victim expected rude police, victim expected embarrassment, victim expected police to violate her confidentiality, victim expected offender’s revenge, and victim expected that the offender/acquaintance would get into trouble. These data suggest a much larger dark figure of sexual assault than is reported, especially among those who are not Japanese and those whose offenders were known. Police statistics do not accurately reflect the number of women sexually assaulted||, nor is there any systematic information collected explaining their reporting behavior.

John Dussisch, California State University

fresh jungle
#

Let's talk about which citizenship you want

cloud walrus
fresh jungle
#

I'm gonna stick to Pakistan. For reasons I won't explain

cloud walrus
#

😺

#

As a Pakistani I'd like to know

#

Dw no hard feelings tho

#

Even if its something weird

fresh jungle
#

I'm just gonna say it here

#

I lowkey wanna smash imran khan

#

(I'm not gay)

#

Oh wait I meant play cricket with him

#

I'm such a dumbo

cloud walrus
#

Do u like him or hate him?

#

Which smash

chrome garnet
#

maybe swiss

fresh jungle
#

U figure it out

fresh jungle
timid granite
#

British. I like british people

chrome garnet
#

surprising 😭

nimble yacht
nimble yacht
cloud walrus
timid granite
cloud walrus
#

The what?

#

I don't get it

nimble yacht
# cloud walrus The what?

It's far more common than in most countries for guys to take pictures from underneath a younger woman, as such the government mandated that every phone model sold in Japan has to have a somewhat loud sound when taking a photo, in an effort to discourage men from taking said photos.

#

It's not technically SA but I'd imagine them to be closely correlated

cloud walrus
#

Oh so the phone can detect private part areas and make loud noises alerting people around

nimble yacht
#

The shutter sound works every time you take a photo

cloud walrus
#

That's actually genius

nimble yacht
#

I mean it's a pretty bad law because of how many obvious workarounds there are, like rooting, importing a phone, or taking a video

cloud walrus
#

But very concerning that they had to go that far and speaks volumes of how filthy the society is

cloud walrus
#

Those too

#

Anyways let's hope things get better there with time

#

And also put a leash on @fresh jungle what

nimble yacht
nimble yacht
#

And I doubt it's going to change any time soon

fresh jungle
cloud walrus
fresh jungle
inner mauve
#

Japan

stray ivy
#

I'd still pick spain

nimble yacht
#

I'd still go Australia

stray ivy
#

Otherwise maybe i could pick a nordic country

nimble yacht
#

Too cold for me

#

Otherwise I would

stray ivy
#

Never too cold for me :3

prisma wren
#

Whoes gonna give daily questions now ?

boreal frost
#

i dont wanna just change citizenship, i wanna be actually japanese

#

just so i can grow up being able to read original light novels and animes.

inner mauve
nimble yacht
#

I could too but I'm not entirely sure as to what questions to ask

#

Daily Q | If you could have an unlimited lifetime supply of something, what would it be?

#

likely already been asked but here youse go

stray ivy
#

snuggles

cold cosmos
#

Your mom

cloud walrus
#

Fav food

timid granite
#

money 🗿

boreal frost
#

money

#

so i can buy your mom cuz shes dirt cheap

inner mauve
#

anyways, to the question : money ofc

sacred bramble
#

Life time supply… hmmm

sacred bramble
#

Wills to live?

inner mauve
#

technically you can have unlimited supply of anything (even your mom) as long as you have enough money ig

chrome garnet
#

icl... money 😭

nimble yacht
novel gyro
#

Moolah

stray ivy
prisma wren
#

For me it would be happiness 🙂

inner mauve
stray ivy
#

Sure that works too

chrome garnet
#

Daily Q | If you could have any fictional character as your best friend, who would it be and why?

#

taking over from tilasak 😔 (has anyone heard from him btw?)

stray ivy
stray ivy
#

also dragon cuddles must be fucking amazing

prisma wren
#

It could be probably be Chotta Bheem

timid granite
#

Ampharos bc it's my fav pokemon

cloud walrus
#

Doraemon, I love gadgets

boreal frost
#

Cayna the high elf from in the land of leadale.

#

But also a dragon like Saphira from Eragon would be awesome too, as I would get to fly on her back and speak with her telepathically.

stray ivy
sacred bramble
#

Some anime character lmao

sacred bramble
cold cosmos
#

Daily Q | If you could have any fictional character as a best friend, who would you choose?

#

your mom

chrome garnet
#

lowkey might be because i'm watching it rn but Q from XO, Kitty

#

he's so real

cold cosmos
#

do NOT spoil it

#

i havent gotten netflix yet

fresh jungle
#

Light yagami

#

"I will take a potato chip.... AND EAT IT"

sacred bramble
#

Again, I’d choose some anime character LMAO

cold cosmos
#

eeb

#

weeb

boreal frost
#

I've already chosen the high elf Cayna from in the land of leadale tho

sacred bramble
chrome garnet
cold cosmos
#

if you do it youre straight

cloud walrus
boreal frost
#

are you blind?

cloud walrus
#

Why u ask?

#

Is land of leadale an anime itself?

boreal frost
#

yes

cloud walrus
#

Oh

torn creek
stray ivy
#

Ikrrrrr

inner mauve
cold cosmos
#

Daily Q | It’s Monday, what pisses you off?

#

almost daily q

#

my answer: well, it’s Monday

#

also, your dad, because he gets to sleep with your mom everyday and I don’t

cloud walrus
#

Nothing as of now

fresh jungle
cloud walrus
stray ivy
#

We'll see ig

cloud walrus
stray ivy
#

Lol you wish you had that power over my feelings

cloud walrus
#

😭

stray ivy
cloud walrus
jade rock
jade rock
boreal frost
#

Having to be awake at a normal time.

cloud walrus
#

Ok that's the most brutal roast I've received in my discord life

#

GGs I'll never have a come back of that level for you. You win mf megalol

#

@stray ivy

#

Sorry my internet went dead for a few mins

boreal frost
#

you sent the gif twice

cloud walrus
#

No its the internet

boreal frost
#

no, you sent it twice