Daily Question

[sacred bramble]

I rarely get sore, and I don't bruise hardly at all (I do scar super easily tho-)

[hushed summit]

Scars are inevitable, and just prove that you survived 💪

So, anyway, next time you see someone out and about dressed like a chipmunk or something, maybe just think about how awesome it is that they actually feel safe enough to just do their own thing.

I'm not gonna pretend I don't think it's kinda weird 😆 but I'm really happy that people are less afraid to be themselves ❤️

[sacred bramble]

lmaooo yea thanks

I complained to my mom about the pain and she massaged my forearms, and the pain is lessened- yippee

[hushed summit]

Yay! That's awesome!!

[sacred bramble]

yuh

[boreal frost]

going for headers in football

i shall send proof

[sacred bramble]

They got hops

[boreal frost]

they all look stupid

4th one is my favourite one

[cold cosmos]

That cosplay thing reminded me

At pride this year me and my friend were walking behind two furries

It was a little

Weird

[tame sparrow]

Daily Question | What’s the most ridiculous lie someone has ever told you to your face?

[sacred bramble]

pfffft- not to my face but me and this guy were on the topic of Tourette's (cuz I ticced in a voice chat) and this mofo (once we're the only ones left) starts going on about how billie eilish doesn't have tourette's and is just possessed, and sends me "proof"... I was flabbergasted

[tepid linden]

The what

[sacred bramble]

and then says "I respect all religions and choices" and I was like "no tf you don't"

[sacred bramble]

my reaction exactly 💀

it was in a mental health server too, that's quite ironic

I realized I misread the question, it says "lie"- eh, still counts

I thought it said "thing" instead of lie lmfao

[half bluff]

"I can't live without you"

Yeah sure I can see Mr. Ex smiling and living happily without me not that I care now but most ridiculous lie ever

[sacred bramble]

LMFAO

[stray ivy]

I didn't know billie eilish had tourettes. I mean... Possessed

[sacred bramble]

LMAOO

[stray ivy]

Yo I tic with my eyes all the time, is the devil inside me?

[sacred bramble]

She does have Tourette’s tho, which I learned like a little before I had that talk with that guy

[stray ivy]

Daddy devil u there?

[half bluff]

I didn't know she had it either

[sacred bramble]

LMAO

[half bluff]

I only know about Lewis Capaldi

[sacred bramble]

I wouldn’t mind the devil inside me 😩 much better than Tourette’s

[half bluff]

Damn

I've never searched before but does it go away with time

[sacred bramble]

It can, mine is way less severe than last year

It can fluctuate quite a bit tho

[half bluff]

Ohh

[sacred bramble]

Yuh

It sucks when it comes back ✌️✨

[half bluff]

[sacred bramble]

Thanks :)

[half bluff]

You're meowcome :3

[chrome garnet]

the most ridiculous lie was by me

(I said I'm straight)

[sacred bramble]

LMAO

[stray ivy]

Aurora mocks my eye tic a lot 💀

[sacred bramble]

LMFAO

I'm fine if close friends do it but not too much because that does trigger them more 💀😭

[stray ivy]

She mimicks it when I do it and then that triggers the tic more and causes me to do it more

[stray ivy]

Yes exactly

I can't help but laugh but then it's horrible cuz it gets worse

[sacred bramble]

if random people are doing it I'll glare at 'em or if they keep doing it and I get extra annoyed I'll tell them to stop

[stray ivy]

Just talking about it is causing me to do it FUCK

[sacred bramble]

same lmfao 😭😭

[stray ivy]

Let's change subjects then

How many bald eagles did you spot today?

[sacred bramble]

none, I haven't gone outside

plus it's a snow day ✨

[stray ivy]

Oo snowww

[sacred bramble]

yuh

first snow day of the season

[stray ivy]

FUUCK

@tepid linden burn

she literally called me and when i looked at her she did it on purpose to trigger it

😭

[tepid linden]

Womp womp

[stray ivy]

[sacred bramble]

LMFAO

[inner mauve]

someone the other day on a server told "adulthood is actually fun"

[tame sparrow]

"im a good cook" (she wasn't)

[hushed summit]

My ex told me that her brother had relapsed when he was actually still clean.
She apparently forgot that her Mom and I were friends

[sacred bramble]

ah, she was not wife material

[tame sparrow]

oh nono she was never the option, but she lied to a group that she was a good cook, then proceeded to cook for a group just to reveal she never cooks

[sacred bramble]

oof

[tame sparrow]

which is ridiclous

[sacred bramble]

still not wife material tho

[half bluff]

Why did I laugh 😭

I'm even more terrible of a cook

[boreal frost]

i reckon i can cook a good meal if i have a recipe

[tepid linden]

Probably telling my aunt i was still catholic when i was 15 even tho i was mostly satanic atp

[nimble yacht]

I made the first part very dirty in my head

Also uhhhh I have no idea

[tepid linden]

Life goals

[sacred bramble]

‘Twas my intention

[tame sparrow]

Daily Question | What animal would be cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat?

[nimble yacht]

A cat

[sacred bramble]

💀

Honestly? If we’re talking scaled down to a house cat, I think lions and tigers would be adorable. Also capybaras, they’d seem funny if they were smaller (I forgot if they’re bigger than a house cat, but prolly

[half bluff]

Absolutely

Tigers and lions

[sacred bramble]

Yuh

[jade rock]

Elephants

[cold cosmos]

Ostrichs

[stray ivy]

Bro hear me out: a seal, the size of a cat. Just as round

[deep isle]

ELEFANT

ABSOLUTELY

ELEFANT

IMAGINE

[cold cosmos]

Oh my GOD yes

[tepid linden]

A fluffy tarantula the size of a cat

[hushed summit]

Giraffe

[stray ivy]

They said scale down not up!

[nimble yacht]

@sacred bramble would be the cutest (for legal reasons this is a joke)

[sacred bramble]

LMAOOOOO

thanks 💀💀💀💀

[fresh delta]

Panthers

[stray ivy]

Lmaoo a mini sueshe

That would be cute, specially with tourettes acting as a replacement for meowing

Sorry sueshe I had to

[cold cosmos]

Omg yes

[sacred bramble]

AHAHAHAHHAHA

STOPPP 😭😭😭😭

[stray ivy]

[sacred bramble]

Thanks tho 🥹

[sacred bramble]

I agree

Wait a panda would be adorable- A BEAR

[cold cosmos]

WZIT YES

YES

[sacred bramble]

LMAOOO

like a teddy bear 🥺

[cloud walrus]

A dragon

[chrome garnet]

a giraffe would be so cute

i want a pet mini giraffe

[sacred bramble]

Hehe

A HIPPO-

https://tenor.com/view/animals-baby-hippo-fauna-wildlife-cute-gif-14851803

Look at that shit

[chrome garnet]

omg tbf

also i once held a tiny crocodile and it was so adorable

[tepid linden]

Can we upscale stuff too

[sacred bramble]

Hehehe aww

[dusky acorn]

Dolphins or Seals!

[mental sedge]

Cats

[chrome garnet]

yeah bro cat sized cats would be crazy

[hushed summit]

Moose

[stray ivy]

OMG YES

[cloud walrus]

[stray ivy]

i have something to send

[cloud walrus]

OwO

[cloud walrus]

Send meow

[stray ivy]

this+

your answer is the one true canon event

[cloud walrus]

Shoooo cite

Cute*

I want my pet dragon to burn you @stray ivy 🤩💖

[stray ivy]

lol

roasty nycta thighs

it's like chicken thighs but better

[cold cosmos]

I’d eat both

[stray ivy]

owo

[cloud walrus]

Although I love chicken thighs but if we add Nycta to equation

I'd like the chicken canceled out of the equation

Nycta's too precious

No chicken compares to ur thighs @stray ivy

[stray ivy]

lmao

bro turned rizz into maths

[cloud walrus]

If you're the x in my equation I'm the y

[stray ivy]

and the equation would be x * 0 + y because you will never be with me c:

[half oar]

Damn

But y = 0

0 + 0 = 0

[sacred bramble]

I SHOWED MY MOM THIS AND SHE JUST TEASED ME UNTIL I LAUGH CRIED 😭😭😭😭

[stray ivy]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAB

I just had a maniac laugh into cough moment irl

I love your mom she's so nice hahahahahah

[sacred bramble]

LMAOOOO

😭😭😭😭

[sacred bramble]

She prolly loves you too

[stray ivy]

Awww

[sacred bramble]

Hehe

[sacred bramble]

GODDAMN IT NOW SHE WONT STOP CALLING ME ALLEY-CAT (my name is Aalie so that’s why 😭😭)

[cloud walrus]

[dusky acorn]

He's just having a brain fart

[stray ivy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH WHAT HAVE I DONE LMAOOOO

[sacred bramble]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[stray ivy]

[boreal frost]

dragon

[tame sparrow]

Daily Question | What is the cringiest video you’ve seen lately?

[half bluff]

Lmao idk

[sacred bramble]

The sex tape I made with me and your mom 😩

[cold cosmos]

A video where a woman (probably a teen tbh, teen mom I assume) was saying her baby got put in NICU because of heart defects

All good you’d say

She was DANCING while saying that

In the fucking hospital

[chrome garnet]

renegade tutorial

actually no

the charli d'amelio renegade compilation

thanks pe class

really fuckin appreciate that

[stray ivy]

what the fuck

this is why im ashamed of my generation

i decided im transgeneration

im now a millenial, not gen z

😂

[chrome garnet]

id rather be gen z than gen alpha

tf is skibidi alpha toilet??

[stray ivy]

yeah

someone somewhere mentioned some overlap of generations between millenials and gen z and said most gen z stereotypes are from younger gen z and then proceeded to split gen z into 2 generations, the older gen z turning into zillenials

[chrome garnet]

yes that's understandable

[sacred bramble]

Oop

I’m a younger gen z 😭😭 a few years older than gen alpha

[cold cosmos]

what

[slow burrow]

fanum tax rizzy gyat 3000

you could never mog like i skibidi

[tepid linden]

👉🚪

[stray ivy]

this that we say about gen alpha is the same thing boomers said about gen z... We're turning into boomers!

[fresh delta]

Is that a toilet name version or...?

[tame sparrow]

Daily Question | The world now runs on videogame logic, what's the first thing you do?

bunnyhop to work

[void galleon]

Repeat sleeping if possible

[stray ivy]

goated answer

check if fire hurts 😂

might aswell jump out the window to see if there's fall damage too

ig if im not back in 5 minutes tell my family I love them

(yes i do this even in permadeath games lmao)

[chrome garnet]

find a way to teleport

[sacred bramble]

Use combos against your mom 😩😩
Nah I’d figure out how much can fit in my inventory and then take the most random shit with me

[fresh delta]

die 3 times and see where it takes u

[sacred bramble]

Mood

I’d also find if there’s any glitches

[chrome garnet]

actually yeah im changing my answer

your mom

[sacred bramble]

LMAO

[chrome garnet]

but change my avatar before and after

do your mom but in digsuise 👍

[sacred bramble]

Ooo smart

[stray ivy]

imagine if speedrunners existed irl

[sacred bramble]

Can I join? 😩 (joining for you, not my mom)

[sacred bramble]

LMFAOO

[stray ivy]

like you're on your way to work and suddenly someone noclips through the train and teleports into home, skipping the whole quest of "work a full time job"

[sacred bramble]

LMAOO

[stray ivy]

just like evading taxes by using speedrunner tactics to skip parts of the game

[chrome garnet]

nah i just wanted to tp to a warm country tbh

[sacred bramble]

is there a way to avoid the annoying unskippable side quests you get from parents

[sacred bramble]

Me fr

[tame sparrow]

"press any button to skip"

[sacred bramble]

LMAO

Imagine if there were hackers

[stray ivy]

im surprised no one has said "check my stats to see wtf is wrong with me" yet

[sacred bramble]

Oh shit I need to do that

[tame sparrow]

oh that could be cool. imagine finding out like "oh my smithing skill is 99"

[chrome garnet]

yk in Jumanji when they press their chest to see what their strengths and weaknesses are?

that.

[sacred bramble]

“Mental disorders count as a skill?”

[fresh delta]

i'd like to be an open world game

[sacred bramble]

OOP yesss

[fresh delta]

where strip clubs exist

[sacred bramble]

I- 💀💀

[tame sparrow]

"Schizophrenic - 10 debuff during night time"

[sacred bramble]

HAHAHAH

[stray ivy]

accidentally brings the stats up in bed 😉

[sacred bramble]

“Anxiety - 50 debuff when in large crowds, 200 debuff when public speaking”

[sacred bramble]

LMAO

[chrome garnet]

😏

[stray ivy]

hehe

not now tho they hurt like fucking hell and aurora capitalizes on it she's evil

[sacred bramble]

You must be using a sword cuz DAMN

[sacred bramble]

LMAO

[stray ivy]

Pawtism - 200 buff on knowledge, -200 debuff on everything else

[sacred bramble]

LMAOO

What are buffs and debuffs for adhd 💀

[stray ivy]

it's like "would you press the red button?"

You have 3 PhDs, you're a pilot, a programmer, a designer, musician, expert in cars and expert in biology. But you will starve to death unless someone tells you to eat because you don't feel hunger.

[sacred bramble]

Oh damn

[chrome garnet]

actually i've changed my mind again
the first thing i would do is change my avatar cos im ugly asf

[sacred bramble]

No you’re not-

[stray ivy]

ADHD- buff 200 energy. Debuff -200 on focus, attention and -100 social skills. Energy drinks have the opposite effect.

[sacred bramble]

LMFAOOO

[stray ivy]

dude you gave man idea

[sacred bramble]

that’s a good one 😭😭

[stray ivy]

the tranny way: go back to the character editor and fix the damn fucking thing

[sacred bramble]

Random 200 buff on focus and attention when you use the hyperfocus power up

[sacred bramble]

LMAO

[stray ivy]

hyperfocus skill LMAOOOO

[sacred bramble]

LMAO

[stray ivy]

you know how in jumanji the zoologist would start info dumping every single fact about whatever animal you ever so slightly mentioned? yeah that's basically autism

[sacred bramble]

To lessen the effects, use adderall

[sacred bramble]

Oop

✨A U T I S M ✨

[stray ivy]

rephrase: to lessen the effects, do drugs

[sacred bramble]

LMFAOOO

[stray ivy]

yippee

[stray ivy]

aderall is meth after all

[sacred bramble]

love that 😭😭

[chrome garnet]

ocd be like +1000 attention +1000 trust issues with myself

[sacred bramble]

LMFAOO

[stray ivy]

** **automatically take 50hp damage whenever something is slightly misaligned

yes i did it again

take 50hp bitch 😂

[sacred bramble]

PFFT- I have like very mild ocd 😭😭

[stray ivy]

yesterday i got angry at aurora because she opened a bag of chips upside down

opened it at the bottom

[sacred bramble]

Rightfully so cuz wtf

[stray ivy]

and that means you have to eat with the bag upside down, all the designs and all, just upside down

[sacred bramble]

Mines more repetitive counting 😭

[stray ivy]

dude i think i scared dj away with my misaligned message

[stray ivy]

this message has the same vibes as whoever decided to name the phobia of long words the longest word in the english language

[chrome garnet]

kindly get tf out of here ❤️ /lh

[sacred bramble]

LMAOO

[stray ivy]

i still haven't memorized what / codes you use lmao

[chrome garnet]

/j joking
/hj half-joking
/s sarcastic
/gen or /g genuine
/srs serious
/nsrs non-serious
/pos positive connotation
/neg negative connotation
/p platonic
/r romantic
/lh light-hearted
/nm not mad
/lu a little upset
/nbh for when you're vagueposting or venting, but it's directed at nobody here (none of your followers)
/rh or /rt rhetorical question
/hyp hyperbole

wow it didnt get blocked

[stray ivy]

good god

[chrome garnet]

i'll remove the ones i dont use tbh

[sacred bramble]

I don’t really use tone tags, is that bad? 😭😭

[stray ivy]

this is why identify as a zillenial instead

[stray ivy]

literally just use emojis instead

[sacred bramble]

That’s what I do or I say lol and lmfao if I either can’t use them cuz of the website or skemthjnf or I’m lazy

[chrome garnet]

i feel like my grandma when i use emojis

[sacred bramble]

*aomething

GODDAMN

SOMETHING*

[chrome garnet]

my grandma sends me emails being like Good luck at your cricket match! 🙂 ☺️ 😝

[half bluff]

[sacred bramble]

LMAO

Idk I’ve just never used tone tags

[stray ivy]

IM NOT THAT OLD

[tame sparrow]

:--P

[chrome garnet]

tbh i started using tone tags because i had a lot of autistic friends who asked me to use them and i found it really helpful for myself as well because i often struggle to understand the tone of messages

[tame sparrow]

we didnt even have emojis in my youth 😦

[chrome garnet]

milf

[stray ivy]

lmao i just use emojis and that's good enough

[stray ivy]

im not sure if i should be offended or flattered

probably both

you called me old but you also implied im so hot i have my own porn category so...

[tame sparrow]

you dont need to be old in order to be milf

[sacred bramble]

😩

Milfs >>>

[chrome garnet]

isnt that what a milf is 😭

like a woman the same age as your mother

wait i was talking about my grandma's age anyway

gilf?

[sacred bramble]

HAHAHAH

[tame sparrow]

i mean theres teen moms that can be underage that are classified as milfs

[chrome garnet]

true

[tame sparrow]

world needs more dilfs

[sacred bramble]

Yes

Dilfs are 😩

[chrome garnet]

as a lesbian i strongly disagree

[sacred bramble]

As a straight person, I respectfully disagree

[chrome garnet]

im gonna sneeze

but it wont sneeze

[sacred bramble]

Oh rip

[stray ivy]

rip

[inner mauve]

character customization for me (over-expectations):
confidence stat to default
self-esteem stat to default
hair to max level
height to 6ft
weight to default
discord's updates stat to default, it's in negative
vocal range set to very wide

and what if our world run on the login of minecraft👀only gravity and no other physics (afaik)

[cloud walrus]

Mod my entire existence to an indestructible being for 5000 years, after that a self-destruction code be embedded in my life

[molten sinew]

/gamemode 1

[cold cosmos]

Kill someoen to see how NPCs react

[chrome garnet]

fr

[tepid linden]

testing for fall dmg

[nimble yacht]

Those are called emos

[nimble yacht]

I need to do that

[stray ivy]

i like this lmao

specially cuz it's the old command

i wish i could still say the gamemode with numbers but not anymore

[stray ivy]

abortions are a faster way of speedrunning life any%

but it'd be interesting to see 100% completion speedruns

or millionaire% speedruns or something

[inner mauve]

Keep inventory when dying

[tame sparrow]

Daily Question | If your mom would describe you as an animal, which animal would you be?

[half bluff]

Blobfish

[cold cosmos]

Slug

[cold cosmos]

Actually, that’s probably how my dad would describe me

My mom would probably say cat

[tame sparrow]

my mom said im a monkey

[half bluff]

Lol, I mean mine said that too when I killed the wild rats

But I just want her to call me a blobfish

[chrome garnet]

my mum calls me a mouse because i absolutely devour cheese

like give me a block of cheese and i will just nibble it like a mouse

[deep isle]

lol

[inner mauve]

various animals, dog, buffalo, cow, goat, etc

[cloud walrus]

^^^

depends on her mood

but ye many animal names

[tepid linden]

"Which animal" : animals

[fresh delta]

Turkmenian donkey

I get that a lot when I do something stupid

[stray ivy]

A cat because I live rent free in your home, I don't do anything but you still feed me and treat me like your most precious possession

Either that or a fish because I'm one with the water. I'm a great swimmer and enjoy diving a lot. I'm more agile underwater than on ground

[sacred bramble]

I’ll ask in a bit 💀💀

“Grumpy cat”, she says that in order to have a positive reaction with me I have to go to her, I curl up and sleep all day, I’m a pest when I’m hungry.. and she said she sees me looking at something and just knocking it off the counter 😭😭😭😭

Only thing is that I’m very not flexible

[half bluff]

W mom

[stray ivy]

lmaoooo

amazing

[sacred bramble]

😭😭

[boreal frost]

my mum said a gazelle

[tame sparrow]

Daily Question | What pisses you off today?

[nimble yacht]

not really anything tbh

[half bluff]

Um

My brother

He's so freaking annoying

[chrome garnet]

exams this week

[wheat wind]

nothing

[cold cosmos]

i don’t know how to explain it but I’m pissed off

[wheat wind]

could you explain why you cant explain that youre pissed off?

[cold cosmos]

now I’m pissed off because I’m confused

i can’t explain cause I’m not even sure why I’m pissed off

But I sure am

[chrome garnet]

relatable tbh

[inner mauve]

that sounds like me😐

[nimble yacht]

This is mood

[half bluff]

Again my brother

[stray ivy]

Just ordered food online. Not pissed off yet but these guys always get lost and fail to find our home so let's see if they're gonna find us or if they're gonna piss me off

[half bluff]

Lmaooo

[sacred bramble]

I woke up but then fell back asleep with my head flopped over something and now there’s a crick (?) in my neck

[chrome garnet]

ugh the worst feeling fr

[tepid linden]

Flat earthers

[sacred bramble]

We love flat earthers <3 most of them seem like they’re projecting their bodies onto a planet <33

[boreal frost]

my energy levels

[inner mauve]

when you want to eat, but you must get pissed off before

[stray ivy]

Update on the delivery driver: they found us no issue, nice!

However the restaurant forgot to add my cheese sauce so I'm pissed off

Cheese is sacred

How dare they

[chrome garnet]

forgot or purposefully didnt add it? sometimes i wonder

we ordered 2x extra ice cream from a dessert company once and they didnt turn up

but what can we do about it? nothing

[stray ivy]

second time in a row they forget my sauce but not aurora's

[stray ivy]

another thing that pisses me off about food deliveries: there's a mcdonalds that doesn't deliver to our address because it's "too far away" but the restaurant next to them do deliver

and it's so fucking weird because it's the same delivery company

like what the fuck

[fresh delta]

What the fuck indeed

[stray ivy]

yeah it's like the delivery company sees the extra 10 meters maybe they have to walk and are like "nahhh"

[fresh delta]

Does walking matter? They still have delivery fees right?

[chrome garnet]

tffff

maybe it's just over a certain number of kilometres or something

and the app isnt smart enough to notice that

[stray ivy]

idk

[half bluff]

Oh and + discord

[deep isle]

man driving a car

i hate driving

and I hate traffic jam

looking forward to not doing that again

and speeding with my bike

where I can ignore all red lights höhö

[half oar]

Become a cop

Then ride as fast as u can anywhere

[deep isle]

id still have to drive around stupid curves

like I wanna get to the next grocery store

[half oar]

😂

[deep isle]

with the car i Have to drive around my entire town and then find a parking lot

like

im driving away from the store ultimtately

[half oar]

Haha

But ye it really can be frustrating

[sacred bramble]

City driving is a pain in the ass, I avoid it religiously

[nimble yacht]

It could be the sorta clientele that Macca's gets compared to the other restaurant, or the average amount of tips the drivers get

Or it could just be that the Macca's is just outside the zone and the other restaurant is just inside the zone

[chrome garnet]

snow but school isn't shut 😔

[cold cosmos]

you guys get snow days?

actually

you guys get snow ?

[stray ivy]

More like this one cuz they do deliver to other places

[stray ivy]

Yeah right last time I saw snow in here was 6 years ago

And it only lasted a few hours

[tepid linden]

Are you stupid

[stray ivy]

What

[tepid linden]

Its the same fucking commercial center

[tepid linden]

Its not, one is McDonald's itself the other is just eat

[tame sparrow]

The best thing about food delivery companies are when they fuck up your order. Just send a msg to the customer service and you get a) new order b) money for new order.

ive gotten so much free food just because mcdonalds puts ketchup in my burger

I always order w/o ketchup and they never listen so I get it free lmao

We only have Foodora/Wolt and their customer services never ask anything. Theyre just like
”oh no heres the money”

[stray ivy]

I've seen just eat employees take orders at that mcdonalds for delivery

And glovo

[tepid linden]

Its up to McDonald's not glovo

Or just eat

[stray ivy]

Yeah but it makes no sense

[inner mauve]

time to order from a new restaurant and get pissed off

[tepid linden]

They opened a new sushi restaurant in our town that doesn't cost me a kidney

[inner mauve]

[stray ivy]

Oh what pisses me off today? The metro passed 10 minutes earlier than scheduled and I missed it because of that

I swear to god i don't even know why I even have the app installed if they're gonna do whatever they please

[sacred bramble]

I do, we having one rn 💀😭

[chrome garnet]

must be a finland thing (the uk simply doesnt give a fuck)

[inner mauve]

"oh no, well anyways"

[inner mauve]

lord has something that pisses her off everyday

[chrome garnet]

who doesnt

[stray ivy]

aztec mentality when it hasn't rained in over a week

let's sacrifice a child into an active volcano! maybe i won't be pissed off if you do that 😂

[inner mauve]

me, i was not pissed off for 2 days

[chrome garnet]

must be nice

[tame sparrow]

Daily Question | What advert have you watched recently that was convincing?

[half bluff]

Lol

[inner mauve]

💀

[chrome garnet]

okay so my answer for this sounds odd but the Royal Navy adverts

they genuinely make me want to join the Navy

[cold cosmos]

yeah I’ve gotta agree, I still don’t wanna join the army but here their ads are great too

tbh if I don’t end up doing artist management/tour management

I could do communication in an association or in the army

[chrome garnet]

bro your life plans are so slay

im just making it to friday

[cold cosmos]

oh yeah
these are my dreams
I don’t have a proper five year plan or anything

so yeah making it to Saturday is one of my goals too

I somewhat have a plan but it’s not really defined

[chrome garnet]

wooo we slay

[sacred bramble]

THC gummies 💀💀💀💀 didn’t get ‘em cuz my parents would kill me but I was like “hmmm…”

[nimble yacht]

Fun fact most if not all Communist countries work on 5 year plans

[tepid linden]

-100 social credit

[tame sparrow]

Daily Question | What was the last thing that scared you?

[tepid linden]

The serious amount of convinced flat earthers out there

[cold cosmos]

I almost cried in class because people are stupid and got scared to cry out of frustration in front of everyone

Also almost broke a table today so that was kinda scary

[tepid linden]

Girl what

https://tenor.com/view/casser-strong-karate-chop-karate-break-gif-5585288

[cold cosmos]

No it was accidental

We were moving it so we could set up our student organisation thing

And one of the screws just said bye while we were moving it

[stray ivy]

Table just killed itself

Lmao

I guess last thing that scared me was this giant spider i saw in the garage running up a wall. You have no idea how hard I screamed that day

[chrome garnet]

tbh the school bell still scares me

it's so loud

if im not expecting it to go off then it makes me jump

i've been here for 6 years and im still not used to it

[stray ivy]

I haven't had a school bell in years

My latest colleges don't have bells

Only fire alarms

Those really do scare you

Specially when my autistic ass didn't notice it was a drill

And one day it actually went off fr but it was a foul alarm triggered by dust from a nearby construction

[sacred bramble]

I think I was watching something scary and I got jumpscared pretty bad 😭😭 also like the other night or something I saw a shadow in my room, pretty sure I was hallucinating, but it scared the fuck out of me

[wheat wind]

i dont fall for ads

[void galleon]

hmm, Talking about School fire alarms. My previous one had a ww2 air raid siren but with deeper sound

[stray ivy]

my elementary school had that

it had a normal bell to tell times which btw sounded from outside the building so if you were late to class you'd hear it from 2 blocks away

which was like a ww2 alarm but it sounded smaller, less loud and less deep

but then the fire alarm was like a normal bell ring except if you were in the basement. in the basement where we had our PE classes that alarm was a full blown siren from ww2 lmao

that shit was scary to hear

[inner mauve]

exam

[half bluff]

Losing a friend

[dim yacht]

Nothing

[fresh delta]

Missing the transit today

But caught up in just about time

[tame sparrow]

Daily Question | What is your favorite accessory?

[cold cosmos]

Your mom

Probably earrings tho, I don’t rly wear accessories

[tame sparrow]

airpods for me

[chrome garnet]

my smartwatch i guess if that counts

[sacred bramble]

I like my class ring, also this like bracelet thing I got from my mom for Christmas- lemme see if I can send a pic here

This the outside

But then this is the inside

Teehee, thanks mom ❤️

[boreal frost]

i guess my single fingerless left handed glove

[sacred bramble]

Nice

[sacred bramble]

Same but my watch is dumb

[half bluff]

this necklace

Hehe :P I mean it's kinda obvious ig

I wear it everyday

[sacred bramble]

Epic

[stray ivy]

this is so cute!!!!

yours is my favorite accessory hehe

[sacred bramble]

Heheh awww

It defo wasn’t what I was expecting so I prolly made a weird face 💀💀 but I like it

Occasionally my mom will see I’m wearing and be like “awww you’re wearing it!” Cuz I think she had doubts on whether I’d wear it or not- in the past I wouldn’t, because I hated things sliding around on my wrists, it was infuriating- it’s not that way anymore tho, thank god

[stray ivy]

i only wear stuff on my wrists ocasionally cuz it sliding around and shit overstimulates me

it's kinda horrible

im always conscious of my wrist

[wheat wind]

my glasses, i wear them every day for multiple hours

[sacred bramble]

Oh yea that’s what used to happen to me

[stray ivy]

how did you stop it from happening?

[cold cosmos]

It’s pretty much why I never wear bracelets tbh
Or watches

And it’s so cold too eek

My friend made me a bracelet of tiny pearls which I quite like to wear because it’s tight enough not to slide, but also loose enough so it doesn’t hurt

But apart from that there’s not really anything

[sacred bramble]

Uh back then I just had things so tight to my wrists they left marks, pretty sure the bones on my left wrist are a lil funky cuz of my watch now, but if you’re talking about how I got the overstimulation to stop, I’m not sure- kinda just grew out of it? I’ve suddenly started building tolerances to things I can’t handle, it’s a lil weird

[stray ivy]

i have a cat bracelet that has a mechanism that i can tighten so it doesn't slide but it comes loose easily so it ends up sliding. and the heart shaped bracelets i have have a standard chain mechanism so if i put them on full tight not only they'll slide but the tail that remains is constantly grinding against my skin so it's hell (they're so cute tho)

[stray ivy]

lucky

[sacred bramble]

I can’t wear like certain bracelets cuz they catch on my arm hairs 😭😭

[sacred bramble]

Yea, thank god for it too

I occasionally get really frustrated with my watch but it’s not as frequent

[stray ivy]

i used to have a retro pocket watch

yknow like an ancient watch but it was a replica

it broke down eventually

[sacred bramble]

Ohhh nice- rip

[stray ivy]

and also i now wear women's clothes so i don't have pockets anymore xd

[sacred bramble]

Oh rip

They taking away all your rights Omg 😭😭

[stray ivy]

oh yeah trans guys have it so much easier, they go from no pockets to suddenly discovering the wonders of being able to fit an entire backpack in your pants

but i went through the horrible process of losing pocket privilege 😂

i can't live without my purse now

[sacred bramble]

Dangg

Tbh all I carry with me is my phone and then bare debit card (I have a wallet but I don’t take it in with me if I’m just going into the store, or working a shift)

[stray ivy]

i have a big wallet and there's no way im not taking such a cute thing with me

it's a cat wallet

[sacred bramble]

Awww

My wallet consists of: my license, credit card, prolly a random gift card, lil bit of cash, and an ungodly amount of coins

[sacred bramble]

I could stop world hunger with the amount of change I have

[sacred bramble]

OMG AWWWW ID TAKE THAT EVERYWHERE

[stray ivy]

exactly xd

[tame sparrow]

people use cards ??

[stray ivy]

and on the back side it has paws

[sacred bramble]

Yuh

[sacred bramble]

AWWW

[stray ivy]

bro any bill would freeze in finland wtf u on about 😂

[sacred bramble]

i ain’t allowed to have a credit card till I’m 18 with a stable income or a co-signer, otherwise 21 (learned that in personal finance)

[tame sparrow]

i pay everything with iphone

[stray ivy]

also yea i carry my debit around in that wallet but i buy the bread with cash obv

[sacred bramble]

Plus I don’t want to accidentally go into huge amounts of debt <3

[stray ivy]

are things really compatible with apple pay

[sacred bramble]

Yea-

[stray ivy]

like im sure here i'd go to the bakery and it'd not work lmao

[sacred bramble]

More than you’d think 😭😭

[tame sparrow]

everything. havent carried cards in years

[sacred bramble]

Dayum

[stray ivy]

demn

[sacred bramble]

Where’s the droid pay?

💀💀

[stray ivy]

also i carry my id there, and my disability card, and the public transport card etc

[sacred bramble]

Epic

[tame sparrow]

my public transport thingy is on my apple allet as well 😄

id is the only card id need if id need one

[sacred bramble]

I have uhh- intermediate license? Is that what those things are called? It’s not a permit, I can drive on my own, but it’s not a full license and I can’t drive during certain hours-

[stray ivy]

yeah there's no way apple would work as a card in public transport here

[sacred bramble]

Finland (?) must love apples then

[stray ivy]

what i do with my phone is recharge the card when i run out of salary, it works with nfc

[tame sparrow]

i guess? i thought this was a thing on android too

[sacred bramble]

Idk, I don’t have one of those

Plus I don’t use my phone to pay anyway

And I don’t pay attention to people’s phones when they check out at my register 💀💀

[tame sparrow]

my boss uses apple watch and that shit future

[stray ivy]

no one pays with phones here in spain, everyone uses cards

[sacred bramble]

Most people in my town pay with cards, but I’ve seen a few phones and watches- actually my dad checked out at my register yesterday and he used his phone

[tame sparrow]

i think you can link your apple id to a tesla these days and instead of using the tesla card you just use your iphone

[sacred bramble]

Tesla? Dayum

[deep isle]

obv my peanut necklace

[sacred bramble]

You have a peanut necklace?

Show

[tepid linden]

My hyena fang necklace

[stray ivy]

uwu

I'm so happy you liked that gift so much

[tepid linden]

Could only be surpassed by a piercing

Probably a septum

[sacred bramble]

Simba in the background 💀💀

[tepid linden]

Ane almost.got me a lion tooth

But that shit was massive

[sacred bramble]

Oh damn

[stray ivy]

Not to mention my damn bra, why is my bra in the picture

[tepid linden]

I wanna get a piercing so badly ngl

Either regular nose piercing or septum

[sacred bramble]

Wait where? I don’t see it1

*-

[stray ivy]

Behind her thumb

I know you want to see it

[sacred bramble]

Ohhhh

Hehe thanks

[stray ivy]

😂

You're welcome lmao

[sacred bramble]

I’m gonna attempt to not suckle on ozza’s thumb while trynna get to your bra

[sacred bramble]

LMAOOOO SORRY

[tepid linden]

Thumb?

[sacred bramble]

turned into Aur for a sec 😨😰

[sacred bramble]

sucksucksucksuck

[stray ivy]

I'll allow you

[stray ivy]

You just completely ignored the inhuman bend her thumb is doing

[sacred bramble]

Well, a little curve is good

[sacred bramble]

I mean that’s a lotta curve

[stray ivy]

I have the inhuman curve somewhere else

As you can see

[sacred bramble]

sucksucksucksuck

[sacred bramble]

👁️👁️

[stray ivy]

We comeplement each other

[sacred bramble]

Aww

[stray ivy]

Yes yes aurora made me well aware it came out wrong 😂

[sacred bramble]

LMAOO

[stray ivy]

I've just been intimately touched

[sacred bramble]

Oop

[stray ivy]

I feel like an object rn

[sacred bramble]

Damn, without me?

[stray ivy]

Lmfaoo

Come join

[sacred bramble]

rushes over to Spain

turns 18 first cuz I wasn’t legal before

[stray ivy]

Hey 16 is legal here

[tepid linden]

16 is a kid anyways

[stray ivy]

Age is getting to you oldie

[fresh delta]

I don’t mean to flex but my Scuderia Ferrari watch and 925 sterling silver ring and chain

[slow burrow]

scrolling down thought this was a fucking foot

[sacred bramble]

LMFAOOOOOO

[tepid linden]

You wish

[tame sparrow]

Daily Question | What is the latest thing you’ve learned?

[slow burrow]

oh no, for he has put a question that we can not pull a "your mom" on

[tepid linden]

We will find a way

Last thing i learned was about your mom's skydiving accident

[stray ivy]

Holy shit she's the chosen one

She did it against all odds

[sacred bramble]

LMAOO

The latest thing I learned was how much your mom loves me 😩😩 more than you

[tame sparrow]

last thing i learnt was your moms 2 boyfriends

[slow burrow]

i have created a movement

i love this

[tame sparrow]

thats what your mom said

[slow burrow]

lovely

[chrome garnet]

uh i learned how a barcode reader works

and about rfid tags

[sacred bramble]

Epic

[stray ivy]

If I say my answer I'm gonna sound like the biggest nerd in history.....

[tepid linden]

wouldnt be anything new

[stray ivy]

[fresh delta]

There are infinite solutions for your mom as answers

[void galleon]

I'm sorry to hear about your mom's skydiving accident

[boreal frost]

I learned that the UK has a woman's American football team.

[chrome garnet]

i didnt know that either tbf

why not just play rugby at that point

[half oar]

Netanyahu's origins are from Poland

that's literally what I learnt an hour ago or so

[tame sparrow]

Daily Question | What is the best flavor on chips/crisps?

[cold cosmos]

Sour cream onion or whatever it’s called

[chrome garnet]

yessss

or cheese and onion

also twiglets (very british i think but they're weirdly good)

[jade rock]

Salt and vinegar

[cold cosmos]

Banned

[jade rock]

Wtf

You said sour cream

[cold cosmos]

BRO VINEGAR IS GROSS

you use it to clean windows

[jade rock]

Sour cream is gross

[chrome garnet]

nah

vinegar is vile

[jade rock]

Salt and vinegar ist the best

You all just have bad taste

[chrome garnet]

nah

2v1

[jade rock]

Sour cream makes me wanna puke

[unique lynx]

chips?

1️⃣ sour cream

2️⃣ salt and vinegar

Poll by lordbaguette. · Jan 19, 2024, 8:29 PM

[fresh delta]

Mexican cheese lays 🤌

not even a competition

unfortunately it's not on production :(

[tepid linden]

jamon

by far

[chrome garnet]

fuckin ketchup flavour crisps are better than saltt and vinegar

also they're crisps

[jade rock]

Ok now thats just crazy

[chrome garnet]

not chips

[fresh delta]

oh wait it's now in the form of cheddar and sour cream and cheddar jalapeno

[half bluff]

Yes

[tepid linden]

salt and vinegar is just vile

[chrome garnet]

bbq crisps are also good

bbq hula hoops 🫶

[half bluff]

I'm used to saying chips sorry 😭

[chrome garnet]

😠 /j

[half bluff]

Well like it's what they write down on the packet too

[stray ivy]

jamon

y'all need to experience jamon flavored chips at least once in your lives

you don't know what you're missing out on

either that or cheese

[jade rock]

You're all wrong!

[boreal frost]

salt and vinegar

[wheat wind]

hungarian style

[tame sparrow]

NO

[jade rock]

YES!

[thorn hinge]

7v1

7v2 if u include dyno

😭

[sacred bramble]

I like both

And uhhhh I’m not picky soo

Ig whatever tf original is (salted?), I don’t think about this a lot 💀💀

[nimble yacht]

Yes...

Literally never seen a terminal not support NFC payments

Even random pop up places support it

[nimble yacht]

Google Pay, Samsung Pay

They work literally the exact same way

Samsung used to work differently (actually better than Goog and App) but they got rid of the second standard for just NFC

[nimble yacht]

You can't do it where I live but in a different state you can just pay for trainfare by debit card

It's cool as

[cloud walrus]

ketchup n spice

[nimble yacht]

Prawn cocktail

[sacred bramble]

your mom

[inner mauve]

my mom

[deep isle]

honestly a good layer of cheese flavor is pretty nice

though the classics funny frisch chips always work

[tame sparrow]

Daily Question | Do you have any daily or weekly rituals?

this question

[cold cosmos]

your mom

(daily)

[wheat wind]

baguettes mom

(daily)

[cold cosmos]

you’re fucking bold

[nimble yacht]

baguette's mother (hourly)

[cold cosmos]

why does everyone want to fuck my mom

ik she’s (almost) single but wow didn’t expect y’all to get to it that soon

[tepid linden]

Why your mom when you are a better option

[cold cosmos]

now that’s a good answer

come over bbg;)

[half bluff]

Count me in

[cold cosmos]

threesome? Wow

who else is in since we’re at it

[tepid linden]

Probably ane

[half bluff]

[cold cosmos]

Gangbang

[half bluff]

Bring my Sueshe baby in too

[cold cosmos]

Can’t believe that got through automod

[half bluff]

Automod likes the idea

[cold cosmos]

Oh wow then we’re 6

[stray ivy]

Well all that beauty had to come from somewhere bb

[stray ivy]

Yup I'm in

[stray ivy]

Literal gangbang

[mental sedge]

yo

hello

[nimble yacht]

WHAT

ohhhhhhhh

[chrome garnet]

the only regular things left in my life rn is eating pasta and sleeping

[sacred bramble]

Also baguette’s mom
(Hourly)

[sacred bramble]

Right here bbg

[cold cosmos]

And not me wow

Nevermind

[sacred bramble]

Nah I’ll bang you too

Not at the same time, take turns

[cold cosmos]

The more the merrier

[sacred bramble]

Teehee

But daily rituals uhhh… waiting mode 💀💀

Also I’m going to bed it’s almost 5:30 am for me 💀

[wheat wind]

thats why we're all after her. I reached the age where i ask for some girls mothers number

[cold cosmos]

😭😭😭

[half bluff]

Yum yum Baguette

[nimble yacht]

"I'm gonna eat baguette today" has never been weirder

[tepid linden]

daily ritual is definitely procrastinating

[jade rock]

Jealous?

[cold cosmos]

Not at all no

[nimble yacht]

Yes

[half bluff]

My eyes

Also didn't know vinegar was made from sugarcane juice

[jade rock]

Keep being in denial

[boreal frost]

waking up, eat, sleep

[sacred bramble]

I mean I am too, but I don’t have any bread around

[cold cosmos]

😳

[sacred bramble]

👁️👁️

🫵

[wheat wind]

😎
🤏🕶️😳

[stray ivy]

We have a biweekly ritual of eating pizza every 2 sundays

It's pizza sunday today

[chrome garnet]

sameee

pizza sunday is every week in our house

no idea why

[stray ivy]

Lesgooo

[half bluff]

Yes you and me to the bed

[stray ivy]

Dayum the rizz

[sacred bramble]

teehee

[dusky acorn]

I dont

[sacred bramble]

oh wait I actually have one- I tend to pace around the kitchen center island thing (like a big counter top in the middle of the kitchen), and i kinda just think as I do so- it's hard for me to sit still, so pacing helps

like on friday night I just paced for 3 hours straight, even after a 6 hour work shift

[half bluff]

Oh mai forgot to answer the daily question

Idk if I have any rituals

Prolly studying now

It's depressing

I've to study every single day

[deep isle]

hmmmm

do habits counts ?

[sacred bramble]

If you do em daily then yeh

Or weekly

[deep isle]

then morning stretches

[sacred bramble]

Epic

[deep isle]

if i dont do these my body dies

[sacred bramble]

I need to do those but I’m too tired in the morning to function 💀💀

Night stretches then

[tepid linden]

@stray ivy

[stray ivy]

what

[deep isle]

do your morning stretches ffs

[stray ivy]

i don't think rival's body sounds like a diesel truck trying to start up in the winter at 6am

[deep isle]

im in good shape once im stretched and warmed up

if you start me cold i die

[tepid linden]

yeah your back sounds concerning

[stray ivy]

im an entire percussion ensemble

[sacred bramble]

LMAOOO

[stray ivy]

i swear to god i could sample my spine and make a drum n bass track with it

[sacred bramble]

💀💀

Do it, fr

My back sounds like opening a bag of chips whenever my dad cracks it

[stray ivy]

lmaooo

[sacred bramble]

But like a lil deeper ✨

[stray ivy]

I crack it myself by twisting on a flat surface

[chrome garnet]

my back aches so bad after like 5 hours of class

pls help

[sacred bramble]

Do you start glowing in the dark?

[chrome garnet]

i need someone to fucking snap me in half

HAHAHAH

[sacred bramble]

Oh I will 😏

[stray ivy]

holy shit 😂

can i join

[sacred bramble]

Ofc bbg

[chrome garnet]

omg LMAOO

[sacred bramble]

Who’s gonna the dom, sub, and then the middle?

[chrome garnet]

im a bottom

[sacred bramble]

💀💀

[chrome garnet]

LMFAO

[sacred bramble]

I’m a switch so-

[cold cosmos]

That we know

[sacred bramble]

👀

[cold cosmos]

Gang 🤝🤝

[sacred bramble]

Teehee

[cold cosmos]

(Bang)

[sacred bramble]

LMAO

[cold cosmos]

This went from stretches to gangbang a little too quick

[sacred bramble]

We gonna have to Rock Paper Scissors this shit

[cold cosmos]

But hey let’s stretch each other (out)

[sacred bramble]

LMAOOO

[chrome garnet]

no but seriously i need some back stretches

[sacred bramble]

it’s okay I was meant to be only a massage

[cold cosmos]

HAHAHAHH

||and I was meant to be swallowed, we are not the same||

[nimble yacht]

LMAO

[sacred bramble]

BAHAHAHHA

[chrome garnet]

who said stretches originally

i need advice

😭

[sacred bramble]

Rival

Mofo get back here

[cold cosmos]

Don’t make him come back, he’ll be traumatised

[chrome garnet]

@deep isle hi do you have any back stretches you would recommend?

do not scroll up ⚠️

[sacred bramble]

This ain’t even the worst we’ve been

[sacred bramble]

Yea I need some too ngl

[cold cosmos]

same, my neck hurts because I sit like a banana

[sacred bramble]

My back kills me after 6 hour shifts, and then I pace cuz I can’t sit still 😩

[sacred bramble]

BAHAHHA SAME

[cold cosmos]

Broooo same

[sacred bramble]

full on shrimp

[cold cosmos]

I never work 6 hours straight tho, usually 4 + 4

But man when we ain’t got customers in the afternoon I be feeling that pain

[sacred bramble]

I work 6 hours straight with one 15 minute break

[cold cosmos]

Girl isn’t that illegal

[sacred bramble]

No-

Not here

[cold cosmos]

Here when you’re a minor you technically can’t work more than 4h30 straight

[sacred bramble]

More than 6 hours means half an hour to an hour break

[cold cosmos]

I usually work 4h, 1hr break, 4h again

[sacred bramble]

Oh I’ve worked 8 hours before 💀💀

[cold cosmos]

Wtfffff

Hope the pays good cause that seems rough

[sacred bramble]

Technically 7 cuz of the break (hour breaks are unpaid)

[cold cosmos]

You ever get to sit at work or…?

[sacred bramble]

Uhhh 10.50 USD an hour

[sacred bramble]

Nope

[cold cosmos]

Mine are partially paid

[sacred bramble]

On my feet the entire time

[cold cosmos]

Same except break

[sacred bramble]

Cuz cashiers “look bad when they sit” (words of my manager, apparently it’s unprofessional)

Well- supervisor? Idk

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i followed your advice and did not scroll up

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Closest I get is kneeling when I have to face shelves (like being stuff forward)

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Good job

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hanging from a pull up bar is a good one, especially practicing to hold for like a minute

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Tf? Here cashiers sit down all day

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I- we have to stand

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Bro what

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😭😭

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i do not have a pull up bar

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Luckily customers in my town mostly don’t berate people

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Same

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any with no equipment? 💀

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I sell fish so we have to stand, and people at the reception stand too, but the cashiers are always seated

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Yeah here cashiers stand

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I have one, come over 😉

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LMAO

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Dang

I mean we stand on like padded mats-

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(It’s partially why being a cashier is considered a super shit job)

I’m not even old enough to legally be a cashier

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For you or me?

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For me

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What 💀💀 here cashiers can be 15

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Here it’s 18+

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Youngest we ever take is 14 nearly 15

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Cause apparently we can’t count before

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Oop

LMAO

i can sell alcohol at 16 but can’t serve it at a restaurant till I’m 18

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In aisles that don’t involve making people pay they take from 15 im pre sure

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Honestly goog rule

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I can buy cider at a restaurant but not at the store lmaooo

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😭😭

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same kinda

my parents can buy you alcohol in a restaurant from age 16

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Yeah I think it’s kinda the same here

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Considering how much of a pain customers are, it's best not to have some depressed anxious 15 year old work with customers

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Idk the rules for parents buying their kids alcohol here but I assume it’s most likely not allowed?