#Daily Question | Any wishes for Christmas?
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i love Berliner
Krapfen!
I don't like jam but the custard or apple ones are CHEFS KISS
ohh these look good
I had mini apple donuts for breakfast every day in Nice and hoooly crap they were heaven
Are they actually called Berliner in Germany?
yes
I've never heard that before
berliner translates to donut right?
they have different names in different parts of germany
No donut has a hole in it
I think
these are donuts
I think that here we'd call it beignets but I'm not 100% sure
i thought berliner is beer
thats weird yes, because we name beer after cities
I thought Berliner are the people from berlin
okay that's very smart
these are also called donuts though
just a different type
idk we call them jam donuts
nononono you can't call donuts and beignets the same word
if you’d have 1 million for today and only for a day. What would you do?
That's how we call them in french
The ones without the holes
new question: the smart solution for that 1 million would be to invest in apartments so in the end I can get my million back when I decide to sell the apartments
Or i can get it with rents 
i see we have the business guys here
edit what you buy, disappears after the one day
come onnn that's unfair
then i would probably buy something (or someone? can I buy someone?) i don't like so it disappears after and it solves some of my problems
no monetary gain for u
that's fine by me
Oh wait I didn't see this lol
i’d probably keep flyin from country to country. fly towards the timezone so you get more hours
private jet life
but youd loose hours on the flight
would million be enough
you think the guy doesnt have a million
can i say i'd pay a load of people to kill putin?
Na I mean with your rule he would just dissapear after a day if I give him the money right?
buy every fl studio plugin and not worry about ever cracking anything ever again
and bribe ncs or some big label to promo me
xd
and print at least 200k in cash to be able to slap my gf with a dollar pile up the size of a book
it sure feels nice to feel all the paper sheets
satisfying
When my Applock refuses to unlock, despite unlocking it with my fingerprint
I'd pull b!tches
lmao
if you have no chances to get one irl, you do it that way
I would deposit that in bank
Congrats @idle bronze, you just advanced to level 2 !
for later use
now but it disappears after 1 day
magik
I would give it to some random dude just to see the look on his face the next day when he realizes it's not there anymore 
this is amazing
so evil
This is the best answer. There is no beating this
aahahha
ppf
What would be one thing in the world you would un-invent?
I often wonder what the world would be like if money never existed, or if it was uninvented
Came to the conclusion that everything would probably be more chaotic
But I still wonder if that'd lead to some positive stuff as well
Tilasak
scams
homophobia
Tiktok 100%
i mean we would have to trade again I guess. in order to listen to a rival song you would have to give him a spoon of peanut butter
Yes 100%
We studied that in economics, money was like an intermediate for trade exchanges (ex: how do you know what object is worth what? is a cow worth two chickens? three? who decides? so now, let's say a cow is worth 100€ and a chicken is 20€, it's somewhat easier like that)
aggressively shoves peanut butter inside rival's mouth let me listen to your songs ffs
religion, it just hold science back and ends up sharing false info or stuff like that
so yeah religion 100%
once you get to the meme shitpost part it's awesome tho, my main meme source hahahah
butn yeah fucking destroy it aswell
ppl are cringe or making horrible challenges
inquisition 💀
People who insult languages.
people in yt comments who are always pointing out someone's incorrect grammar or spelling when English is probably not their first language
pisses me off so much and I'm British
I mean it's not that hard to tell There, and Their apart
english is not my first language and tbh idk how people find this hard
ik it sounds the same but it's like el and él in spanish
the fact that people having english as their first language also fuck up there and their seems kinda weird to me
it is
ask @opal marsh
defusing bombs is a struggle with that

escpecially with they’re as bridge between these 2
"no"
"what no?"
"NO"
“what”
“I dont know, you have to tell me”
“Its what!”

I would uninvent the idea of pronouncing the same fucking syllabel 3 different ways depending on a word
fr guys you're struggling to tell there from their apart
and act like it was easy to know how to pronounce these 3 words
Through, Though, Tough
ough is pronounced in a completely different way in each of those, idk why or how, but it is confusing af
like why the fuck
would you not use a diff thing to write it
looks the same shouls sound the same
Emglis languag is goofy ahh.
i pronounce them differently
Through normally, Through, almost like throw lol
Though like tho. (th and ow from bow)
Tough like that minecraft block Tuff
https://youtu.be/9uZam0ubq-Y
i like that video a lot when it comes to language xD
The International Phonetic Alphabet: one sound for each symbol, and one symbol for each sound. Except for the sounds we can't make. Pull down the description for the references! MORE LANGUAGE FILES: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL96C35uN7xGLDEnHuhD7CTZES3KXFnwm0
Written with Gretchen McCulloch and Molly Ruhl. Gretchen's new book, BECAU...
yeah but how am I supposed to know Through is pronounced like throo, Though like tho, and Tough like tuff but with more impact on the t
and other stupid stuff like
why doesn't english have a word for the day after tomorrow
really you say that like everyday and you have to say all that clutter for such a simple thing?
yet you have a word for throwing someone out of a window
and I'm looking at you @rotund ember
you guys have a word for slapping someone across the face with your cock
Sounds like the French
at least you guys have a word for the day after tomorrow
Bifle and the verb Bifler
Huh
and then theres Thank you very much in french being said almost exactly like nice ass
Mercy beaucoup and Mercy beau cul
Lol
mess up a little bit the pronounciation and you end up saying a completely different thing
imagine being at a restaurant, you get served by the waiter and tell him nice ass instead of thank you
I don't wanna think of the times I've possible said something like that by accident
how realistic
well it is a real scenario you'll be in countless times lmao
lmfao
and well spanish gets its fair share of beef aswell
if you ask me why the fuck do we change the gender of one object depending on the sentece i really don't know
it was probably not enough to confuse people by saying a wall is feminine, a ceiling is masculine etc
we had to say the water is masculine and the waters are feminine
el Baguette
:0
Pretty sure this is called overmorrow but it's a weird af word
english speakers who learn spanish always get the gender of objects wrong and I understand them lol
la baguette*
El nino
what the fuck is overmorrow lmao
Same for French as well
La nina
does anyone ever say that
yes ik
Literally no one uses it, I only learnt of it recently
@ Lord Baguette#9999 she insulted you
lmfao
We'll have to burn u at stake.
Overmorrow and ereyesterday are old terms meaning day after tomorrow and day before yesterday respectively
bruh it'd be clever if you kept using those cuz it's definitely easier to say than the day after tomorrow and the day before yesterday
at this rate you might aswell forget yesterday and tomorrow and start saying the day after today and the day before today
and then to say the day after tomorrow you have to say "the day after the day after today"
I just learned that word
Like now
Also, yes we have a word for "to throw someone out of the window"
It's mostly used when someone does it themselves though
oh you didn't know about Bifler
lmao now you don't have to say such a long sentence whenever you're gonna slap someones face with your cock
cuz you clearly needed a short word for that cuz you say it like every 5 minutes, right?
don't think that's gonna happen, but it's good to know
yes obviously
big F for our fallen soldier
I'd let you slap my face like that just so you can say it once lmao
jkjk fuck you 😂 <3
lmfao
They sound so old tho
remix them
we have words for these and they're pretty common here
avant-hier and après-demain
literally, before yesterday and after tomorrow
Didn't know about avant-hier
now you do
More vocab for my french exams 😂
aftermorrow 🤌
discord doesn't even recognise that as an english word, that's how rare it is for someone to use it 😭
isn't it overmorrow 😭 i sometimes hear that
pfff probably
nobody uses either
we just say day after tomorrow or the actual day
ah oui
same in spain pasado mañana and anteayer (after tomorrow and before yesterday)
What would I uninvent?
SCREWS
Fucking screws that end up flat head and can't be taken off
I stabbed my thumb with a screwdriver trying to take it off
I would un-invent standardized testing from schools. SO DRAINING
✨ periods ✨
the worst thing ever
don't ask me how but my dad managed to take this screw out with his bare fingers

Bro I hate it when the head just gets destroyed
agree
I hate when the head is destroyed even before I get to touch it and it turns a 2 hour task into 2 days and a finger destroyed
People
LMAOOO-
I would un-invent life
✅
this is the real rival
This is also the real Rival ; credits to @undone robin
LMAO

Lmao
What was your biggest time waster today?
Train was delayed today 😭
thats making me stressed for friday now (gonna go to another city by train alone help im scared)
why are you scared ?
a lot of things
here's a list
1- I'm gonna be on a train alone (without my parents or my brother)
2- then I have to find my way in a city I've never been to
3- I also have a pretty tight schedule (I'm gonna visit a uni, so I have to be there a bit before 8 and I'll leave around 18
4- repeat the first two steps for the train on the way home
Maybe try to look at it in a different way 😄
It can be very exciting to see new places by yourself
That's true
It's just like
I won't have anyone to rely on if I get lost, and I'm scared to be late (I can always ask someone on the street, but I don't even know how the people are like there)
And idk how the bus system work, etc
Even if it's exciting
There are many factors that are kinda holding me back from enjoying the day you know
Also I'll probably have to walk alone at night (it'll still be night when I get there) and I'd rather avoid doing that in any city
Thats understandable :) usually you can always find supportive people around you though!
I hope so
There are quite a lot of colleges and universities in that town so hopefully people will be able to help me if needed
See it as a chance to become a more independent person. I know it can be overwhelming but you have to learn to do stuff like this alone at some point anyway and once you did it now it will be a lot easier the next time
That's true I mean I'll probably move out next year so it's better if I get used to travelling by myself now
Get the local public transport app in advance!
Will help u a lot
Oh this is a very good idea
I hope they have one
To answer to the weekly question though
Had to wait for the buses for like 30 minutes in total today
If they didn't take this long I would probably have saved some money (cause I would've had to beep my bus card twice and not three times) (it's not easy to explain)
Sleeping
school
I have to wait 20 minutes again for the bus 😭
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof
biggest time waster was chemistry 🤌
I can agree with that
Right after physics
right after biology for me
actually biology was also a waste of time because i fainted (again)
You’re close to a server ban
I hate science
Chemistry truly is the worst
Physics is annoying but fine i guess
Biology is actually interesting imo
biology can be interesting but I just suck at it
also I faint all the time so it's interesting when I'm conscious 😭
School, biggest time waster, wastes at least 13 years of your life
#cancelthesecretary /j
but- but im the secretary 😭
Sciences are all interesting and helpful in life, just depends on who teaches you
Congrats @runic dune, you just advanced to level 7 !
but most of maths is so useless
Actually not at all. Even if you never need the stuff you learn in math it still thought you too think in an analytical way which is very helpful in life
What grade are you in?
Don't worry, same.
year 11 (UK)
final year of high school basically / exams in june
Time waster of the day: having to walk under the rain carrying groceries (didn't have a bag) because my mom thought it was fun to go home by car and leave me there
wouldnt have killed her to wait five fucking minutes
wtf that sucks
I had to walk home in the rain yesterday and I was shivering by the time I got home it sucked
same pretty much idk if my hands were shaking bc i was cold or mad tho
probably both tbf
The opening dj at the concert today
What a waste of time
I’m so mean I’m sorry
But I can’t stand commercial deep / slap house for one hour when nothing at all is happening
But that is probably just my ignorant pov
An entire hour? Aw man
Can relate tho at Alan Walker's show they played TikTok songs during the opening
Yes
Remixes
oh god ahahah
tryna convince my parents to buy me a new gpu was the biggest time waster of not today, but the entire year
xd
yeah no, prices are crazy
what do you need it for
mine is half broken and can't run the stuff I need to run
my school computers have upgraded gpus cuz we gonna make stuff in ue5, and my gpu can't take ue5
- my screen is 4k so it struggles to even play old games at 60fps
- im always getting "not enough vram" issues when rendering stuff
- it's time for an upgrade, that thing's been obsolete for 4 years now, and is twice as obsolete today
what GPU do you have @cloud hill?
2080super
that struggles to run anything at 4k 60fps, has issues with screen blackouts and signal interrumptions
and hasn't enough vram for rendering more complex stuff
and can't take ue5
at least not at more than 15 fps
and I haven't tried ue5 vr yet
guessing it will go boom
That was not at all obselete 4 years ago bruh
not even today imho
compared to 1080ti it wasn't all that good, people praised it cuz it had that new thing called ray tracing everyone was talking about
then rtx 30 series smashed the performance and 40 series smashed it again
bro I'm talking it can't run rdr2 at 1440p 60fps, how the fuck do I wanna run it 4k 30fps
I could overclock it to hell cuz I have a huge thermal headroom but I'm no expert and I'm not so much into breaking my pc
I've just recently upgraded from a Radeon R9 380 (GTX 960/970 equivalent) to an RTX 3060, and I haven't bothered with Raytracing lol
yeah but that's a huge upgrade you got
if I wanna be able to run ue5 at 4k60 I need a 40 series card
and that's big bucks
put it on tax reliefs 🥲
oh yeah, it runs Fortnite at max graphics at a higher framerate than my old one did at minimum settings
ew fortnite
3060 can run fortnite at max settings + ray tracing with no issues at 1080p tho
at least until the 4070 and 4060 come out
but if you're talking 4k that's really a different story
yes but a 4060 will basically be worse than a 3090ti for example
3090ti will be more affordable looking at how it's going rn
with a 4090 costing 8k cuz scalpers
yeah I run a 1080P 60Hz office monitor for my main, 1600P 120Hz secondary
so I'm running at 1080P
well that is how it was with the 2080 TI to 3060 as well
It's pretty much the only game that's on Nintendo Switch, Xbox, and PC, so that's what me and my friends tend to play together
I SAW THAT LMAOOOO
taiwan I'm looking at you
selling gpus for the kilo
um what
taiwan ppl are selling gpus in street markets
theyre worthless now so they be selling dem in bulk lolll
like these that just put a carpet on the ground in the middle of the street and fill it with stuff
they did that with gpus and they're selling it like idk $5/kg
uhh sure they are
Looks like I'm booking flights to and from Taiwan
idk
I said scalpers buy out everythign and resell it for 4 times the price
and they make sure that's the only way you can acquire that product
every single 4090 rn is on ebay
thats why u rob the shipping containers
u look at newegg, etc and it's all sold out
correct 😂
there was the article of mafias starting to rob containers of gpus during the worst prices
mad world
lmfao
lets freshen this
What are some habits that stuck after Covid?
i still don’t touch handrails
idk if it's a common thing in other countries but here we usually kissed each other on both cheeks to say hello
we really don't do it as much now
and we still disinfect our hands fairly often + still wear masks at doctors
need to add one last thing to the time waster topic though, tonight I'm gonna have to wait for my train for like 1h30 🥲 and can't exchange my ticket or sth
I have no habits from covid
like I'd say staying home and stuff but I already did that so no lmao
I actually rly have to think about that
I'm careless with covid tbh, no one in my inner circle is in any risk and the worst that will happen is flu-like symptoms, no one is careful about flu except someone's in danger anyway, so that's what I do
I ofc wear a mask when I have to but guardrails don't call the word danger to me
I might have a habit to wash my hands more often than usual but I'm starting to lose that one
online tutoring instead of irl, that's pretty much it
Imagine using cot, sec and cosec in your life 😭😭😭
Laziness
same tbh
Yuh, I got a good amount of procrastination left with me
That's kinda useful but algebra 😭
Algebra is actually useful
Because we can apply it with Physics
But the main trigonometry we have are sin, cos and tan. Cot, sec and cosec are just those kind of employees that get paid for little amount of work
A habit that stuck eh? Well… My hobby to collect stupid stuff
that sounds dangerous haha
bad fit? i literally got airpods yesterday from work and theyre amazing
idk I had to get a hook thing so that they stay on
they're not airpods but they ought to fit
I have a similar problem, I just have tiny ears so any earphones are basically useless
Will never pay for it tbh
Probably having to pay for a 80€ calculator for school tho
I barely used it at all
Calculators are soooo expensive
you did not
that dj controller I bought off ebay and never received
ohh reminds me of the time i bought a hoodie from someone on insta and never received it
wasted 35€ i believe
oooff what happened? did you try getting your money back?
it's ebay there's no such thing as getting ur money back
eneba works so much better than ebay and similar for second hand stuff
they freeze the money with them when u buy stuff, until the other person sends the package
when the package arrives to your house the money gets sent to the seller
if the seller doesn't send the package off to the delivery company within 5 days eneba returns the money to the buyer and cancels the order
and penalizes the seller
with even suspension of the account if it is a repeating issue
I sell stuff I don't need there
just sold a 9900k for 350€, the money is with eneba rn and the package is on the way
it's a very smooth process
credit card dispute
I still don't know why everyone chose zoom during the pandemic knowing that there were better quality alternatives that were even free
it's like
Skype:
- Completely free
- Good quality of sound and video
- Support for group calls
- Microsoft will steal your data anyway so why not
- Everyone used it before Discord existed
Discord:
- Completely free
- Awesome sound and video quality
- Support for well moderated servers with rules and other stuff
- Can mute or use a speak permission system to keept he class quiet
- Everyone uses it
Zoom:
- Paid
- Free version only allows a few minutes of calls
- Decent audio and video quality
- Security breaches
- Literally unknown and no one uses it
- Messy and confusing user interface
and teachers were like
oh yeah zoom seems perfect
here every single teacher used zoom, calls got interrupted 3 times each hour because free trial was horrible, the low security was an easy access for hackers to see webcams and stuff. calls got easily raided, there was no way to make people shut up other than begging, etc. and everyone was like "why the fuck don't u use discord, it's free, and it has all the features this piece of junk lacks"
I still don't have an explanation to why teachers used this
in 2019 when covid started zoom and teams were the only programs that marketed themselves for big conferences and calls esp for corporates
discord was mainly marketed to gamers
and then the best part of all... teachers in the same school and in the same class, in the same year didn't agree on what to use and 3 used zoom, 2 used skype, and 1 used discord, and us students would be switching back and forth between different programs every single class
i still think discord is the best platform but its not aimed at that scale
yes but if u're gonna use zoom at least agree to use it all of u
it was such a pain to change from zoom to skype to zoom again to discord and to zoom again
every 55 minutes of class
thats like 1 click man
mine didn't
and skype was a circus show cuz the group calls allowed anyone to mute anyone and even kick from the group
tbh i thought skype was teams
every 5 minutes of class the teacher was kicked from the fucking call
i thought skype died back in 2016
but yes this was horrible
it'd have been awesome to just have one of those podcast discord channels and have people press a button to request to speak otherwise it's muted no matter what u do
we had worse than zoom during the pandemic
I never ended up learning how to use the ui cuz it was so bad I got lost all the time
i even went to a lawyer
but no luck
got scammed
how much?
like 900
damn that sucks
but that was 5 years ago or so
holy fuck
the ✨CNED✨ basically the platform for students who are homeschooled and stuff like that
never worked
in the end the headmaster asked teachers to use zoom
but one of the teachers kept using the CNED platform and that was awful
dayum no credit card dispute??
but ye that hurt back then haha
I'm gonna become a seller on ebay don't mind me
or does ebay not actually support that
i once wanted to buy a guitar on willhaben and went to their house to look at it and it was broken in half and then glued back together and even had screws in it
@rugged gust btw which controller? 900 bux almost sounds like some proper pioneer shiz
probably some big 4 track controller
I'm just happy with my DDJ-RB
Thomann for life for this kinda stuff bro
it was the native instruments s8
damn nice one
i only have techno elitists around me so my world view is skewed
i actually got rid of it again because you have to play with cdjs everywhere anyways haha
100% gotta bring your own full production if u wanna differ from the standards
like theres a club that defaults into pioneer mixer with analog vinyl tables, but noone uses those anymore so the club actually has really creative performances because everyone brings their own shit instead defaulting to cdjs
nothing wrong with cdjs
I will probably extend it by piano for the start and then add more and more live elements to it
having an older sibling you can steal from>>>
I am the older sibling
Had to give that calculator to my brother cause I don't do math anymore
He lost it within a week
Mom found a way to get one for 50€ instead of 80€ on a french version of ebay
But still
he searched for it a bit but not a lot tbh
same
What pisses you off today?
So I was playing FN with some friends, when one of them died. So I went and got his reboot, nearly dying myself in the process, then I died due to a kid shooting at me, then said friend made fun of me. So yeah, that made me mad
School, tests, having a lot of homework to do this weekend + other events
I read this super cool book yesterday night and I couldn’t stop reading until I finished the entire book so I had to wake up late
My classmates telling me it's my choice to get time to work on school assignments when I told them I don't have time for anything cause I'm busy af. If it was my choice I would have a lotta time to spend for uni assignments and then treat myself with something enjoyable
Like I try my best to work on everything and do my best
I get told on discord that we have to check something before tomorrow and I basically said "I'll try my best but I don't know if I'll be able to get some time to do that, I'm really busy with work"
And the reply
"Up to you if you want to get time for it or not"
Like wdym "if I WANT to"
Bitch why don't you just try doing uni, having work on afternoons and attending commissions at the same time
Just once, and then u tell me if it's a matter or choice or not
I fucking hate gymnastics
Why do i have to do this shit
I don't want to put my hands on those dusty af carpets and I certainly don't want to risk breaking a bone all that bc the grade counts for finals
And I also don't like having to wake up early on a Saturday
people
no this is a tragedy :( /gen
also me: too lazy to go to the bakery
don't think they'll have anything at this hour anyways
me: i want a specific shirt
all nearby stores: no you dont
me: gotta drive 30mins to new yorkers then
German trains I hate them
i should've bought it for you when we were together 
i even wanted to buy you a hemd but i think you said you don't need it
yeah true
you spend already too much money for me xD
i just refused to say yes to your offers
it's not a problem for me 
next time i buy you whatever i like

at least you have 2 pairs of fantastic jeans
good luck explaining where your money left 
true. I love them
“It just vanished, i have no idea how did this happen”

To a movie festival
Arrived
But had no seat
So overcrowded
so my neighbor's kid thought it was a good idea to cut off my cat's whiskers
AW HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NAW
yo cat gonna scratch him alive fr
if u didn't know, a cat's whiskers are sensors, essential for their correct perception of their senses, and balance
I am, gonna scratch him alive
ik, I have a cat myself
oh, yeah, forgot to add that
I swear that kid hasn't a single good idea in his life
he's always getting cussed out by his parents for good reason
I swear that kid doesn't have a father who left for the milk and his mother is an alien
💀💀
I'm sorry, your neighbour did WHAT
I'm about to rip his eyes off see how he feels when he loses his senses
Congrats @cloud hill, you just advanced to level 29 !
As you should
he's a little kid, ofc he's a crackhead
tho his brother is like the same age and behaves well
How old is the kid, do you know?
no but I estiamte about 10 years old at max
dafuq
That's the sort of thing that a 4 year old would do, not a 10 year old
I kinda don't see a 4 year old holding scissors
I do
Cutting a cat's whiskers is just what a 4 year old would do. Then again we are from very different parts of the world, so maybe 4 year Olds don't get access to scissors in Spain
Yeah if I did that to a cat even at that age, then my mother would not be happy with me.
My parents have always been pretty hands off, but that would definitely prompt some punishment
then imagine if that cat has an owner that now has the right to sue your ass
double trouble
the thing is we kinda can't do that cuz we don't have proof
Off topic, but have you gotten your 4090 yet?
Clients who don’t pay me what they owe me for work pisses me off today (yesterday, the day before also, and probably tomorrow and the day after).
People like that deserve to go to the very pits of hell
Irgh
Rude people
the neighbors are drilling something on the upper floor and i just wanna rip my ears off
omg thats the worst
Just had to escape the living room cause my brother decided to try every alarm sound on his phone on full volume
what a god
i would also do that
him? no
me? yes
but only if it was a new phone or something
he's had that phone for more than two years 😭
then this is unacceptable wtf 😭
oh he was doing it to piss everyone off 😭
but the sounds on his phone are really high-pitched so I just want to run
And I thought I was an ass of a brother
LMAO
ALRIGHT people who don't blow their noses piss me tf off someone kept sniffing behind me for two fucking hours is it that difficult to grab a tissue and blow your nose ffs
that's my brother
the typical teacher sentence when u are late because something happened like
"well the traffic jam is for everyone"
and as u can see ppl got here in time
I hate that sentence cuz most times it goes like
"the 12 car pileup is indeed for everyone, reason why everyone was late to their workplaces today"
that's mostly how u could definitely answerm just that it wouldn't really go well
if u said that
another thing that pisses me off
my teachers thinking we can install 35GB of software to start the class in 3 hours
with 20kb/s download speed
lmao relatable
i was late to my doc appointment by 10 minutes today because I was at the wrong entrance area (the one google maps send me to) and they gave me shit for showing up late lol
Oh yikes!!
I do that but only because if I blow my nose too much it gets very sore and my nose bleeds
BROOOOOOOO THIS HAPPENED TO ME IN CLASS
Oh oui fragile nose kinda
But fr that girl was sniffing every three seconds
I was so pissed off istg
there was this 1 kid I swear-
i was gonna like sniff but in a message
but like
how do you type the sniffing noise??
I would've hit you /j
like this: || sniffs||
aw love you too x
😂
well yes but a cough is like ahem ahem but what's a sniff
like PNFFFFFFFF
LMAOOO
SNNFFFFFFFPHHHHH
ye basically
When the daily meditation ends up making you less relaxed than when you started it <<<
That's why I never meditate
okay hear me out cuz this is fucking stupid
so my mom ordered a phone
1000€ phone
online
the delivery guy got lost and delivered the package to the wrong address
the guy who picked the delivery, instead of saying the package wasn't his, decided to take the package and steal the phone
so because someone can't even use a fucking gps, this mf took advantage of the situation and stole a 1000€ phone
someone's getting fired today
Out if curiosity, what phone was your mother supposed to get?
oh damn
that's sucks so bad
i feel bad for your mom
thats a lot of money
and what kind of sick person takes someone elses mail..i just dont understand
Samsung S22 Ultra
we're communicating with the delivery agency
OOF
Yeah I know I'd be mad if I were you
I recommend using cod, try to get a refund if you can
Oh ffs the little kid I'm tutoring is late, i hurried up for nothing
oof
If he's not here in five minutes i'm gonna text his mom
Why did I read 'tutoring' as torturing
I might be torturing him, which would explain why he didn't show up
Update, he still didn't show up so I noted that he wasn't here on the paper we have to fill everytime I tutor him, but I'm still pretty pissed off that I had to come back to school one hour early for nothing
update the agency recovered the package and gave it back to my mom
which is good
until you see that the delivery guy denied having fucked up that badly
Cash on Delivery
oh well we got the phone now
Oh that's good
and that guy is probably gonna have to give some pretty elaborated explanations to his boss
7000 what
Because the price and the condition are like
Condition is hell and the price is even worse
I mean for 80€ the night u can get a pretty damn decent room here
If this had been a good hostel I would totally agree on the increase of hostel fee
just imagine the quality of sutff if it costs like 300€
But fuck, no filtered water, we have to boil ourselves tap water to drink, also water for only 8-10 hours a day
No wifi
Shitty food
Potato 24/7
for 7000 you should've got proper water, proper supply, proper room quality
Also we have to take a bath according to their wishes
not luxury but still
luxury would be like a 25000/night room on top of the crystal clear paradise water, great quality room
Exactly
This is the worst hostel in the whole of the state I can confirm
my parents had the bad luck to pay double the price for a hotel stay
just because apparently it was champions league finals day and they put a big screen to watch
my parents didn't even know champions league was ongoing
and they got surprised by the price dropping to half of that when they left
Oooo
they realised the champions was one when they heard hundreds of people screaming with the match
watching on that huge screen
pisses me off how kicking a ball moves so much more money than saving a life
or keeping the world running by developing and working on technologies
save lives everyday? 4000€/month
work your soul out to keep the world running? 2000€/month
kick a fucking ball? 500000€/month
it's stupid
this painting is hung in a building in spain, and the govt decided to ban it because they considered it sexist
like wtf how is this sexist
it's literally art
they said it uses the body of a woman for no reason
at this rate we're gonna ban half the historic paintings in museums cuz of that trend to draw naked women i swear
does it say anything sexist or
otherwise isnt it just a picture from a woman at the beach ?
it's just a painting of a woman at the beach
wtf
they say they're "using the body of a woman" to attract attention toward the painting
because she's in a bikini
my govt is the stupidest thing ever
LOL
i mean
dont you paint sth to attract attention in a way
like
you draw a flower and that flower attracts attention because it might be in the center of the artwork
I know this is a body and not a flower but since when is it forbidden to just paint a woman
isnt the painting of bodys a huge art scene !?
like I cannot name paintings but ive seen hundrets of paintings that feature the human body
yes exactly why people is complaining about this decision
loooool wtf
it's hardly realistic how does this draw attention
My hostel pisses me off
I'm ashamed to say I lived here
It's a living hell and I pray it shuts down
remember this?
when a delivery guy delivered the package to the wrong guy and the guy kept it?
well it happened AGAIN
what the fuck
dude
it's not that hard to follow a gps
it's 2 in a row
at least this time the package isn't worth 1000€ but ffs
the best part is it's a weekend and they don't have support on weekends
so until monday we can't let them know our package was delivered to someone else
and probably by monday it'll already be open
or smth
bruh
turn right means turn right mate, it's not that hard
People who steal other peoples deliveries are the worst kind of people
979
damn happens a lot i see
No that's not the same thing
In america they leave the package at your door instead of giving it to you
And some people go through people's doors and take them
And steal them
Not the same thing
I understand the frustration
They just don't steal, they also lie
Which angers me tbh, if I were you ik I would never find peace until they get it right
Imagine paying for some stranger
Like that's just messed up
I don't earn yet but ik how hard it is to earn
Updaye
This time the person who got the package called us
Told us where they are for us to take it
They understood it was the wrong package after taking it
Faith in humanity restored
Omg that's so nice 😭
I have deep respect for those people
yeah they intially took it cuz they knew someone with the same name as the name in the label so they though it was their friend
then they asked and found out it was a mistaken delivery
so they found the phone number in the parcel label
Ooo
and called
last time it wasn't like that tho, the guy wanted to keep it
honest ppl are the best
even if they're too honest at least they're not lying
Yeah Fook him
He has to pay tho
I'm one of those ppl that's too honest for example
Same
unfortunately ppl hate me for that
cuz if you spend 2 hours doing makeup for an important meeting, ask me how you look, I'll no doubt say whatever I think
most people will say "yeah you look very nice" even though they think it's horrible
just to make them happy
I'll just say you look horrible with no remorses
I used to think being honest would save me from beating when I was a kid but it never did 💀
Honest or not, could never stop my mother from giving me one big slap
💀
well being honest didn't save me from a slap either, but it did shorten the time I was grounded several times
Ah
stuff like secretly finding my phone and using it while they werent looking when they took it away from me, then confessing my sins caused immediate return of my phone for example
Ooo
Yeah I suppose being honest saves you from your trouble getting "worse"
Even if it never saved you from escaping
yeah
Busses that simply don’t show up
All the time omfg
Random guys who are making animal noises in front of me
Like wtf, you're 16-17, not 5
wuff wuff
is that the sound german dogs make
Meow
wtf 😭
ours is woof woof
but british lads from the boys school do that too it's SO annoying
WAU WAU
what wild creature is that now
the german bulldog
i'm not sure I want to meet one of these, seems scary
hau hau?
that's definitely not a dog
oh is it like werewolf hau hauuuuuu
ahahahaha
meow
this is a normal cat
MIAU
I wonder why people always look at me when I meow
@undone robin remember the ikea mjau mjau?
happened today in class
studied japanese for more than two years, and the only thing I remember is やめてくださいせんぱい
aahahdhhd having to wait for ages to pick up the pizza at the store because a group of people is taking forever to pay their order
I'm annoyed all I ever wanted was to peacefully eat pizza
And the store is super crowded
LMFAOOO
YES PLS SAY YOU SAVED IT
What pisses me off every day when I'm at school is the fact that I have the latest lunch, which means I'm starving about an hour before it's time for lunch
goverment raised my tax % to 37 because my income for 2022 is so ’high’
fuck yall im still poor
😂
here the taxes cant be changed that easily
when you marry you pay 50% of the taxes
and i think with children too
they will lower it
i have to look into it
you get married and ull have to pay 50% of your income as taxes?
3k monthly income and ull pay 1,5k?
it counts like 2 people become one
so household overall pays 50% tax?
yeah round about that
sound p nice
for me its 840€ on taxes every month
for tilasak company i have to pay 44% from all income and my personal income is 37%
partner:in is our gender language… in case you wondered. Its Partner for male and Partnerin for female. And because they want to mention both its Partner:in
but one day ill find a way to dodge taxes and become rich
Move your Tilasak company to some low tax county like Antigua
my plan was estonia 🥸
i just need a shell office
Exactly
Ugh I hate taxes
Learning mathematics on it was fun, having to experience it irl is a pain
i dont hate taxes. i pay taxes gladly to finland but i just feel unjustified the amount i have to pay
my yearly income this year is around 65-70k but 37% of taxes on that is way too much imo
it all depends on how much you actually get back
if the government is just taking your money and not doing anything useful with it the ye
True
I don't earn yet but I hope I don't have to pay so much taxes
Do government servants have to Pay taxes?
but if they manage to do something good with the money then theoretically they could probably give you a back something why more valuable then you could ever buy with the money yourself.
I mean they get paid by taxes so it doesn't rly matter
🥹
That's funny
Cuz I'm buying stuff online with my mother's money who works as a gov. ser. and there are taxes there and so the money comes back to her, nice
buy more stuff then, so your mom makes more money. It definitely works like this and you will make your mom very very happy
lmaooo
cant you just deduct more stuff xD?
lmaoo for tilasak yeah i can and i will 😉
Congrats @dry valve, you just advanced to level 39 !
Imagine owning a company in your name
🤑
AHAHA
my boss being an asshole, still, after i finished work for 9-10h within 6
irghh
ffs my brother definitely got the bitch genes in the family
like when someone else is sad you reassure them or sth you don't just say "okay"??
damn
oh come on
basically we have that electricity subscription where a couple of days (less than 30) per year they do "red days" and basically rise the prices like crazy so we save some energy
but I just learned that tomorrow is gonna be one of those days as well and that makes it three days in a row
at this point I just wanna be able to turn the heater on without putting a timer and stuff like that, it's fucking freezing in my room
when a school assignment implies you have to buy something
srsly how the fuck do you think it's even doable
some people can't afford to buy something just because you want them to buy it
u can't force ppl to buy something or fail the year
irgh i got a bit sick
dafuqing hell
i hope it wont get worse
get well soon! (eat peanut butter, I've heard it heals everything)
pretty much my reaction when my mom told me tomorrow would be the third day in a row yeah lmaoo
but so be it, guess I'll charge my phone at school then
youre so right
if you're lucky maybe it won't go worse than just "a bit" sick. get well mate
I almost got ran over by not 1, but 4 red light runners
one of them driving a semi-truck
idk if they we're all sharing one single braincell or what
it's not that hard to read a fucking traffic light
so the goverment just gave the ”go inside its dangerous” statement.
issa snow blizzard
which means my train is late hhhnnggg
irrrrrr
my school forces us to go outside for an hour every day, despite the fact it's always less than 0c and most of the school is ill
the teachers are like 'oh go outside it'll do you a world of good'
and then none of the teachers go outside??
omg yes they're always like that!! thank god they let us lazy highschoolers (is that a word) stay inside, but the middle school students have to stay outside and I'm like "how are they all not sick atp"
and then the teachers arrive late for class and say "sorry I was drinking coffee with the other teachers inside"
omfg I was trying to download some kind of book or article or whatever thats supposed to be and they said "download free pdf" so i click on it, they make me type in my email and name (so far so good) then they annoy me with their premium service, by having one huge "upgrade to premium" button and one "skip" button that was so small i didnt even see it for a minute. That already annoyed me a bit, but then I download the pdf AND ITS ONLY THE FCKING COVER OF THE BOOK AHHHHHHHH. they said "fREe pdF" knowing damn well that everyone will think you can download the book but its just a damn picture
ahahahahahahaha
a bird pooped on my hair while i was waiting at the bus station today...I definitely got some weird looks while on the bus 
omggg this is so annoying
it happens to me whenever I'm wearing white clothes for some reason
sounds like its an almost daily thing for you lol
facts that the birds dont want u to know:
they poop on white people
oh i just don't wear white anymore tbh
Thank god I never got shit on haha
fun fact about that: one day, I was supposed to have a theater play at my highschool. Basically it was a special theater class during one week of summer vacation, so we (the few theater kids) went to school all day to write the entire play in a week with the teacher. The Friday (day of play) comes, and I was supposed to bring my costume in a bag and put it on a bit before the play, so I was wearing a white t-shirt before. I get off the tram, almost arrive at the highschool, bam, pigeon shit right in the middle of my white t-shirt. Result, I had to change, so i put my costume on, and basically spent the entire day in blue diva dress and high heels. My feet still remember that day
Tldr I got shat on and had to spend my day in a super fancy dress instead of normal clothes
That was longer than expected
ffs i just realized I have a hole in my sock and I have gymnastics later this afternoon so I'll have to take my shoes off
and I don't have time to go home and change my socks
Paint your foot in the same color of your socks
I don't have paint
The ideas in here are amazing
Update I managed to do the two hours of gymnastics with a hole in my sock
No one said anything
this player was still alive like this and was able to win the match
how tf are u still alive your hp is literally 0
They are playing phonk in my gym ffs
such gods
people who call a well documented scientific study "opinions"
OMG YES!
I mean you can question the credibility of a study but you can't just say "ye but I believe it's like this"
yes but you wouldn't question it without any proof
if I send a document with tons of scientific explanations and detailed sources, supported by the entire scientific community from the field u can't just say "I believe not"
I showed a medical thing
all doctors agree
and bro goes like "that's your opinion" and didn't even let me explain it's literally not
then went like "are u a doctor"
well I'm not but the people who made this are
Ye I'm just saying in some cases there are studies done where people want a specific outcome, maybe because they are funded by someone who can benefit from that
yeah that's true, but this wasn't the case
But if course you can't just randomly say "i don't believe that's"
doesn't that make your teeth hurt like crazy?
it does
why is it 18c outside at 8am istg
it's Dec 20th ffs it should be 5c
or even less
wtf is happening
in the past 4 years our seasons are turning from Autumn, Winter, Spring, Summer to Dry and Monsoon
wtf
disclaimer: it doesn't rain as hard here as it does in places that have an actual monsoon season. it does sometimes but it's rare
it's pretty wet but not as much
we still get floods tho
but still what's happening to the weather dude
forecast says Dec 22nd will have temps of 21c
with a minimum temp of 18c what?=
our minimum temps are consistently being higher than our past maximum temps registered
feels like an entirely different country
would even dare say a different continent


