#Recent Graduate. Please roast my resume

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magic estuary
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Graduated from a selective college 2 months ago. I have applied to over 400 jobs and have gotten only 2 interviews and 2 coding assessments.

I decided to completely redo my resume. Please roast my resume or let me know if you think its job hunt ready.

Appreciate any feedback!

vague junco
crystal crest
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do not put your skills above your high honors bachelors degree

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lol

vague junco
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When an AI parses ur resume

crystal crest
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anyway my initial view:

was that internship real or a friend’s side hustle?
that aside, what tech solutions? what tech providers? what was this b2b portal made with?
7 mysql tables is not really a bullet point demonstrating anything beside “i know how to write a schema”
what were these 6 key features

those languages seem excessive, i only have 4 languages that i’d be comfortable being asked about. You might know them very well but that’s just me

vague junco
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It can miss many keywords

crystal crest
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what are you talking about

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a cs degree with honors is the first line item you put there if you don’t have experience

vague junco
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The skills and the projects are key

crystal crest
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yeah idk, i don’t buy it

vague junco
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Alright just do a few variations and see whats best wilson

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Take both advice, it cant hurt

crystal crest
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he might try that but i don’t think he can make variations without fluffing it to shit

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not saying it’s pointless thought, just not really sure if that moves the needle

magic estuary
magic estuary
# crystal crest anyway my initial view: was that internship real or a friend’s side hustle? th...
  • Yea the internship was real but i can see how it can be sketchy cause of the 1 month time frame.
  • The tech solutions and tech providers can be any tech solution/provider. How should I reframe this bullet point?
  • Should I remove that bullet point entirely? It really doesnt demonstrate much but it is one of the main things I had to do which is design the entire database schema and figure out what data we would need as well as how it should flow.
  • I could explain the key features that I added but it may make the data point too long or make me create too many redundant bullet points. I was thinking I can just say I made 6 key features and explain it if they ask about it during an interview
  • Yea you're right, should I only cut down to the languages I know really well?
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Also thank you both for the feedback!

crystal crest
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the bullets on 1st project are what i think you’d want to see for the experience

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and you can make plenty of shit less bloated, your coursework section is huge and honestly could be trimmed down w/o removing much

vague junco
crystal crest
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frankly thoufh i think your ratio is good

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2 interviews per 200

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in this job market with your resume i think that’s not even close to what plenty of grads throw out in terms of numbers lol

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10 interviews if you do this process 5x more times with that ratio

magic estuary
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damn really? Ive heard alot of people say aim for 5% callback

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thats make me feel alot better lol

magic estuary
crystal crest
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higher is better, i guess aim for it but i truly truly don’t think your resume (beyond experience section improvement ) is going to move the needle from a 2% to 5% callbacks

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not really useful advice though

magic estuary
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i would probably have to work on more side projects to expand my portfolio until i get my first job

crystal crest
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But yeah i mean of course it’s “job hunt ready”

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just go apply more lol

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that’s a more effective approach

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Not saying don’t improve it but if you’re waiting on some resume hack to restart the process that’s procrastination

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busywork, in a sense

magic estuary
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100%

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Just gotta play the numbers game 💀

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Thanks again to you both for the advice!

crystal crest
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gl