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#QOTD 7 Jan 2026 - You're doing a museum heist! What's the first thing you go for?
olive trellis
The guard
devout olive
Tripping into the art piece and getting into trouble for the wrong thing
raven pelican
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
low veldt
The master plan
iron flower
I’m taking dinosaur bones bcuz there cool
noble viper
Depends where the museum is
A museum in France? They can keep their stuff
Britain though, don't mind if I do
I'll grab jewellery as the first thing
dusk flare
I'll have one saber tooth cat please
warm silo
The toilet
gloomy flare
The Art
violet turret
any form of crown that looks cool
prime lark
The first copy of James Joyce's Ulysses that is on display at the museum of literature in Ireland
you see the thing is i said a random thing because i don't even like books but now if it does get stolen ill be the main suspect
isnt that a little interesting
like a very small little
topaz crater
buy the museum
vast aspen
Some really cool historical firearm
Like, one that looks like it would be used to hunt a vampire
olive trellis
buy the museum
