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#QOTD 12 Oct 2025 - You have to pull off a museum heist! What’s your plan?
inland cloud
elfin cradle
This is a robbery!!! holds up a blahaj threateningly
inland cloud
molten pumice
Just show up in a high-vis and say "Ah yeah John sent me in to have a look at it"
inland cloud
Oh yes of course
spare bridge
Run into the buliding with a car
hidden sail
Apply for a job at the British History Museum
oh wait i have steal from the museum, not for it
inland cloud
kindred plank
i steal a pen from the receptionist
hidden sail
i steal a pen from the receptionist
David Mitchell would like to know your location
kindred plank
im at a museum
cyan kite
Climb through the ranks until I run the museum. This way, the items can disappear during maintenance and are replaced by flawless forgeries.
shy bane
midnight copper
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
main frigate
