#QOTD 10 March 2023The zombie apocalypse has begun, you have an SUV and a baseball bat. Where do you

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quick perch
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<@&959058697500377129> The zombie apocalypse has begun, you have an SUV and a baseball bat. Where do you go first?

crimson remnant
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The pub.

quick perch
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The winchester?

trail condor
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,,wall mar 🙂

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Considering I can't drive, probably only as far as the wall

crimson remnant
jade eagle
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Hmm suv and a baseball bat. Sounds like Tallahassees a good idea

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Real answer. Out to the country. Less zombies and such

keen bridge
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Depends on what time it is

hard idol
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I probably wouldn't leave the house

keen bridge
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If its night like it is right now, I'd go far north which is the least populated area where I am

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If it's day I'm staying home and barricading myself until the night

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I'd see if my local IGA was still functioning so I might be able to steal supplies

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if not I'd try the Coles or the Woolworths, but they're a bit further

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this is all at night btw

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in abt 12 hours of night cover I might be able to get far enough north to be safe for at least 6 months

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and then I'd move further east, trying to hit Capricornia (Northern Queensland) and stay out there for a while

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this is all assuming patient 0 is in my locality

crude sphinx
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I'd go to my parents house or somewhere close by, they live in the middle of nowhere and all of their neighbors are farmers

tiny mica
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i go 2 the mall or the boba shop :3

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i say this in jest but a mall would be a good place to serve as a shelter/community 4 survivors 2bh

nova belfry
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Real answer? I'd pack supplies that I already have, find a gun store and stock up on weapons and ammo, drive somewhere closer to a rural area, find a grocery store with not as many cars in the parking lot and fit as many supplies from it in the SUV. Then I'd find an abandoned/near abandoned house, near a source of fresh water and with enough land to where I could sustain myself, and live there. Less people = less zombies wandering in, and having the land and source of water would make farming easier. I'd get seeds and some pesticides and fertilizer from the store I raid, and maybe also canning supplies if I had room, since that would be beneficial in winter. I'd also raid the fishing supplies so I'd have a good source of protein.

sturdy sage
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id get my idiots and try and get as far into the mountains as possible with the gas in the SUV after getting supplies. find a place by clean water that wouldn't freeze over in the winter, and slowly build a home. Live out the rest of my days shooting the acatonal zombie and growing a garden.

raven compass
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Depends on the type of zombie. Are they the classic Romero-esque shambling horde? I'm going to drive to wherever the family is to collect them. Then I'm driving home, mowing down the occasional zombie as is necessary. After everyone is safe and outfitted with firearms, we get to work boarding up the house with the spare remodel materials in my shed. We then get to work preserving as much of our frozen meat as possible, via drying, canning or other means. After that we start networking with the neighbors and create a plan to eliminate and dispose of the zombie during the nights when they are slow or frozen since it is still winter here.

If we are talking World War Z zombies that sprint at you, I suppose I roll over and accept my fate because this dad-bod ain't sprinting anywhere these days.

grand prawn
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I'm building a longsword and a suit of armour. I'm gonna be a wasteland knight and nobody will care enough to judge me for it

trim tulip
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Grocery store and panic buy supplies that will last me years so I can lock myself away

olive pond
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Closet to put on as many layers of clothing as possible so bites won't work, followed by police station for even better armor and protection, then look for the nearest biolab to help make a cure as best as I can.

fierce bane
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nearby target and gamestop so i can finally fulfill my childhood dream of stealing all the pokemon cards

sudden vector
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To the nearest marina so I can steal a boat, find a deserted island, and kick it Tom Hanks style as I slowly go mad from loneliness

plucky loom