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forest edge
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don't think atx's "vital organ" would be big enough

clear ferry
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🐛

last dirge
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should I get the debug adapter kit with the ZZH!?

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nevermind, it's only $5

scenic radish
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It would only be useful if you accidentally flashed the wrong firmware, otherwise you won't use it

last dirge
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probably am going to start completely over with HA when it comes

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set up zigbe2mqtt and zwavejs

last cedar
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probably silly not to 🤣

last dirge
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I ordered a blue

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so, starting completely from scratch soon

forest edge
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thought they stopped making the blue

dusky plank
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I just installed ubuntu on a 10 year old nexus 7 tablet 😄

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ubuntu 🤢

scenic radish
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Orly

hushed basalt
jade tartan
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is there a way to do basic presense detection with a webcam?

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trying to think of a decent way to toggle these light bulbs

jade tartan
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i made one for the s31

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i gotta solder it tomorrow

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dumb as fuck

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but

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is there a bright as fuck rgbw shop light?

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hopefully flashable

scenic radish
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S31 is ezpz with clippy bois

jade tartan
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i need a bunch of rgbw strip controllers i can flash

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@scenic radish HALP

scenic radish
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wut

jade tartan
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everything is going non flashable

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so like

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how can i get strip controllers that are awesome

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and also can handle alot of power

scenic radish
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I haven't done much with LED controllers unfortunately

feral ivy
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i'm working on trying to get a set of those going with flux_led but having issues

jade tartan
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the flood lights?

forest edge
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why do you want smart flood lights?

feral ivy
feral ivy
forest edge
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never seen a flood light rgb controller. that one you linked looks to be rf so that could be controlled using a transmitter. maybe the sonoff rf bridge or the broadlink rm4 pro could control it

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oh it's ir so even simpler

feral ivy
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i went by the photo here is the ones i am working with

forest edge
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@feral ivywhats the app that controls them? that magic home?

feral ivy
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depends some are magichome and i saw some that used smartlife

forest edge
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which ones do you have? thought you said you had them?

last cedar
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My 096.5 iirc install is on a pi 2 🤣

glacial knot
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I hope it's powered by raccoons on a treadmill

last cedar
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Yes, they take it in turns

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Trash dangling from a helmet infront of them

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Like that

last cedar
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Gonna be a z2mqtt and a ha docker I think

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Soon the weather will be too bad to do anything but play with servers

clear ferry
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Z2M master race

last cedar
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I have a zzh! just waiting

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Well, 2 in fact.

One for my dad too

glacial knot
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zzh?

clear ferry
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Tou-san

last cedar
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Zzh is a zigbee stick that we are not allowed to talk about in this channel 🦝

last cedar
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Jamie Alexander is adorable!

clear ferry
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I want my massage seats now

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😢

clear ferry
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That cat will surely deliver a happy ending

last cedar
forest edge
clear ferry
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I need to watch that

clever mortar
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Watched the first series and enjoyed it

clear ferry
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You have time to watch anything?

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🐶

clever mortar
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Time is a loose concept, kind of fuzzy thing

last cedar
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@scenic radish got a pic of our long cat

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Will have to measure it

fallow karma
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Are they in two different lenght? Short wheel base and long wheel base?

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Like trucks?

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I think my car is shorter little bit

last cedar
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No idea

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We have 2 short wheelbase cats and a long wheel base

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@scenic radish s cat isn't long wheel base, it is stretched limo based

jade tartan
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Uhhhh

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For no reason, in wifi, i cant reach ha

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Im now not home but that bugged the piss out of me after setting up the lights last night

young sigil
jade tartan
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this is dumb

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but is there a way to check ip on HA?

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like to through HA

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wtf

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so for seemingly no reason all my tasmota stuff isnt working ish

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which are all connected through mqtt so i assume it's something to do with that because i can still see them on the network

dusky plank
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for how long have you been on this server @jade tartan ? do you still not see the channel list on the left side?

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do you think this is aim or something? 😄

jade tartan
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do you think this is nazi germany? am i not allowed to talk about what i want? if it's offtopic and im just shitballling my thoughts out to the area where someone might shit back an idea i dont see any harm since im not taking away from the great multitude of conversating going on

grand marlin
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it's just that you'll probably get more hell in one of the topic channels

dusky plank
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please just read rule 5 and 6

carmine geyser
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LOL!!.. like the Windows EULA ... everyone has read it 😄

dusky plank
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and you clearly ASK a support question

dusky plank
jade tartan
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breh, how about you hop off my dick, and chill the fuck out and stop trying to police

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how about that for an off topic, lol

dusky plank
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cool story bro

jade tartan
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no thats my dnd char

dusky plank
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weird flex but ok

jade tartan
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a bard that tells common pop culture movies and sich but in the worst way possible

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hey you wanted to talk about non HA related shit, you seem so interested

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so

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ya know

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just thought you were trying to have a conversation or something

dusky plank
jade tartan
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omg, such great timed meme, let me help

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thats my response to earlyer

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ggrekt

velvet horizonBOT
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jade tartan
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glad i didnt insult anyone shit bot

dusky plank
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clearly german

jade tartan
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germans go extra sometimes

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like why does my car need 20 bolts to hold up 1 heat shield?

clear ferry
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Verdamte scheissehund

jade tartan
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seriously

dusky plank
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sprich deutsch du huso

clear ferry
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9️⃣

jade tartan
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OH GAWD, they are invading!

clear ferry
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Don't fret @jade tartan

jade tartan
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send me currywurst with a vw logo on it

clear ferry
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I just speak half a dozen languages

jade tartan
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plz

clear ferry
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I'm not German

jade tartan
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oh thats cool man

clear ferry
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I'm not anal enough to be German

jade tartan
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i barely speak english

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my brain short's out for languages

clear ferry
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そのとり。です。か

jade tartan
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OH

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i figured out my issue

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stupid as fuck

dusky plank
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told you

jade tartan
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lol

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HA ip changed to tas needed to update the mqtt

clear ferry
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Lol IPs

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What is this

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1996

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DNS or gtfo

jade tartan
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you know, ive never bothered setting up an internal dns

dusky plank
jade tartan
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how do you have yours set up ?

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LEARN ME DADDY

dusky plank
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dnsmasq

jade tartan
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wouldnt there be a way to have devices self report a dns name for internal?

dusky plank
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mdns .local already does that

jade tartan
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wait so can tas be configured to?

dusky plank
jade tartan
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underrated show

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post lahey tho was meh

clear ferry
jade tartan
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im just wondering if a router wouldnt have some internal option?

dusky plank
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I use unbound too since opnsense but always had dnsmasq running on openwrt

clear ferry
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My labs run bind9

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My home network is on unbound

jade tartan
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which do you like better?

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@clear ferry what do you have unbound running on ?

clear ferry
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Opnsense

jade tartan
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oh word, thats more hardcore then i feel like going

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i have a USG

clear ferry
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🤢

jade tartan
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LOOK SIR

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i like ubiquiti

clear ferry
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🤢

jade tartan
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as overpriced bs as it is

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when i get into my own perminant home ill set up my rack server properly with VM's and actually do an opnsense or something but for now, im good

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can unbound be like mixed with pihole by chance and run on a pi?

dusky plank
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sure

jade tartan
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huh, i might need to look into that, because i have been getting sick of ads on xbox yt app

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also i have a couple pi3+ sitting around

dusky plank
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the yt apps will likely work around that

jade tartan
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the bastards

dusky plank
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KODI

jade tartan
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so the grey market repo's seem to never find streams for me

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but i havent tried it's yt

dusky plank
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it's using plain old youtube-dl

jade tartan
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i just need to install my 970 back into my old pc, and set that up as a media center so the women can also play sims 4

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and stop using the xbox as the media center

last cedar
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@clear ferryyou will have to teach me how I can set that up on opnsense 🙂

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unbound for local dns

clear ferry
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But it is default

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🐶

last cedar
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Yes

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But how to set it up?

clear ferry
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It is setup by default

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Y'all need to elaborate

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🦥

last cedar
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Like how to make a certain IP a certain local name

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Or will it just pickup the local hostnames by default?

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I haven't looked at it, at all

clear ferry
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You might need to check "populate DNS from DHCP"

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And "populate static entries from DHCP" too

clear ferry
cunning onyx
last cedar
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@clear ferry ty

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@cunning onyx love it!

cunning onyx
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Hee hee, I figured you would.

clear ferry
last cedar
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Gifs you can hear

clear ferry
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Jiffs u can thear

low harness
grand marlin
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gackass

low harness
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Pure jold, that line.

scenic radish
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I'd like to point out that the creator of the animated GIF image format said it's pronounced like Jif 😄

low harness
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I'd like to point out that the creator of the animated GIF also said they shouldn't be used for animation, so...

scenic radish
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There we go 😛

low harness
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Clearly insane.

static schooner
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clearly never anticipated memes

clear ferry
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Mey mey

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めめ

dusky plank
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got it running on a tablet released 2 years before pi1 😅

scenic radish
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How insanely slow is it lol

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Is that the 2012 or 2013 Nexus 7?

dusky plank
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2012

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it's way faster than haos on pi1

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image download and extract took about 20 minutes which was the longest it took, starting the container and running it seems relative fast

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only problem I have with this is that these nexus apparently can use more power than they can take in via usb

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I'm charging with a 3A psu and the battery just gets drained

scenic radish
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Could just be a weak battery. It is 10 years old, after all

indigo stirrup
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wait is that the actualy home assistant server running on a nexus 7? that's not possible right?

dusky plank
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yep it is

indigo stirrup
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wat

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i'm too scared to ask how so i won't

dusky plank
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it's running ubuntu, not sure if android is capable of docker... don't think so

indigo stirrup
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that's insane

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just be careful for bloating on the battery having it constantly being drained and charged like that

dusky plank
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yeah I will try to take the battery out and run it on psu only,
HA on it was just a POC test... I will use it as a kiosk browser from now on

wooden egret
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Also can I ask if your display assembly isn't properly secured on the right side either

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you can like, press into it

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i could have sworn that at the time everyone with that thing had that issue

scenic radish
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I remember the 2012 model being a POS because TRIM didn't work properly or at all, so it would get insanely slow

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The 2013 model was a steal though

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Also, that's legit @dusky plank. I have a 2013 model that's collecting dust...I should look up how to install Ubuntu on it

dusky plank
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that black thing on the left side is tape because there is some kind of connector on that side which always electrocutes me when I hold it

scenic radish
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Umm lol

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The pogo pins I'm guessing

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But that doesn't seem right

dusky plank
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yep

forest edge
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those old tablets make better camera feed monitors

dusky plank
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that's exactly what I will use it for

forest edge
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you gonna put android back on it or leave it linux?

dusky plank
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put it on my entry door, view the outside with a cam

forest edge
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I think tiny cam under android is better than any option for linux

dusky plank
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I needed docker though

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it runs some small containers beside

forest edge
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oh use the camera on the tablet to show whats through the peep hole in the door?

dusky plank
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no I already have a peephole camera installed

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this will just view the stream

forest edge
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oh i see

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downside is how to feed the power wire so it isn't in the way or anything

dusky plank
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I already have 5v for the cam

forest edge
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course could build a battery box i guess

dusky plank
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have to figure out a onscreen keyboard in ubuntu mate, can't use the OTG adapter anymore when I pull out the battery 😄

forest edge
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still would use tiny cam

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i have a Ellipsis 7 that i use for to show 4 cameras

dusky plank
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I just need to open a html page, shows everything I need

forest edge
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@scenic radish you still buying wyze stuff?

scenic radish
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Haven't in a long time. I unloaded my wyze sense stuff a while ago

dusky plank
untold yarrow
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is there a discord for esphome? or is there a channel for it here that i cant see?

velvet horizonBOT
jade tartan
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WHAT IF I NEED DISCO MODE FOR MUH RGB BULBS?

scenic radish
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🤔

jade tartan
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is there away to fuck with that?

brisk glen
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@dusky plank hows that new peeephole camera?

last dirge
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looks like ESPs going into AP mode was the problem

hybrid palm
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Anyone using Awair with HA?

young sigil
hybrid palm
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Thanks. Newbie

dusky plank
clear ferry
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peephole camera 🔕

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porch camera 👀

dusky plank
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It‘s not allowed to have a recording camera watching outside of your property here… you don‘t see the camera on the outside it‘s just a peephole 😉

clear ferry
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Yeah, I have my camera pointed to only record my property

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it is the same thing here

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I can't film public roads either

low harness
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I don't think I can even record my yard because that's less than 100 m from a stream which means the general public has access.

clear ferry
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Finally, vmware is spun out of the dell bullshit

green inlet
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What the holy crazy privacy laws……..so you can stand on your driveway and watch cars pass by but you can do the same thing with a camera?

glacial knot
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Yes. No recording of public spaces

green inlet
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I am trying to let that sink in……I am mixed…..does that mean your law enforcement officials can’t do the same thing?

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Or only private citizens?

clear ferry
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private citizens

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law enforcement can do it IF they have legal cause

green inlet
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Can law enforcement also record your residence if they have legal cause?

clear ferry
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sure, that would rather be a stakeout, which would have to be approved by a judge probably though

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and part of an ongoing criminal case

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our police do not wear body cameras though, they have vehicle cameras

green inlet
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So what is the theory behind citizens not being able to record public space if not for privacy?

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Or even your own yard?

clear ferry
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privacy laws, other people than legal guardians cannot publish pictures of children for example

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without explicit consent

green inlet
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I 100% agree with that

clear ferry
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and land that is close to sea \ lakes is usually considered "public domain" and even if you own the property itself anyone can use it x meters from the sea \ lake

green inlet
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The camera thing seems whacked to me though. Just different I guess.

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I can’t wrap my head around the reason

clear ferry
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I can film anything on my own property, because I'm not bordering anything but my neighbours

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but I can't film their house \ driveway \ public roads \ their yard

dusky plank
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well you can... but it's ILLEGAL

clear ferry
green inlet
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Their house, driveway, their yard makes 100% total sense. The public roadway is where i am struggling. You have a right to privacy on public roadways.

clear ferry
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yes

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or any public space

green inlet
clear ferry
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if I had an apartment next to a public outdoor area, I couldn't film said outdoor area

green inlet
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Must do some google-foo to figure out the reason behind this.

glacial knot
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Dashcams also have some rather weird legal issues in Germany. Because they conflict with privacy protections.
Only allowed to push to persistent storage if there's a reason (or on manual command). Otherwise it has to overwrite its internal ring-buffer after I think 30min or so

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privacy. Why would you need to do google foo? o.0

dusky plank
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filming public space intrudes the rights of people being on said public space...
it's essentially violating your privacy right if you get recorded in public space (except law enforcement, public institutions etc...)
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recht_am_eigenen_Bild
guess there's your difference, this article is not even available in english 😛

green inlet
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But privacy in a public space. I get that you understand it and it make sense. I am not yucking your yum. It just goes against everything I understand by the mere definition or public and private.

clear ferry
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Just wait till you hear how we protect citizens from being abused by advertising and phone sales

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😄

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I just tick one box online and noone is allowed to call me unless I explicitly asked them to

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They still can, but I can report them to the police

green inlet
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Well, here you have the same thing. It’s called a do-not call list.

dusky plank
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that box is ticked by default when you get a phone number here

clear ferry
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And GDPR is nice too, even if the norwegian law is even strickter

green inlet
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It’s either not followed, the police aren’t interested in following up on it…..or all you cray cray foreigners who can’t record public property are the ones calling to try and get me to upgrade my auto warranty on a car I don’t own 🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜

clever mortar
clear ferry
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Lulz

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Probably nothing good

green inlet
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So, I know there aren’t many 🍎 fans in here but, I had a recent conversation with a co-worker in which he brought up the AirTags. I wonder how they will fall under everyone’s privacy laws. Apple is using Bluetooth from random iPhones not associated with the tag to provide location updates using the phones gps information.

clear ferry
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it's sketchy at best

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but if the data is anonymized it should be "ok"

green inlet
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Seems they are in front of any laws governing it at the moment to me but 🤷🏼‍♂️

dusky plank
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it's the same with the Exposure Notifications API, both google and apple affected

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I was more worried about the XSRF they exposed with the airtags

low harness
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Interesting law from the wars: Aerial photos in Sweden cannot show the horizon.

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It's not enforced, and probably full of loopholes, but...

glacial knot
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afaik there's no way for anyone but apple to see which phone submitted the request
And throwing a tracker you control onto another person will be handled the same as any other GPS tracker /shrug

clear ferry
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Mostly anything should also be OPT-IN instead of OPT-OUT @green inlet in my opinion

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which is why I got upset about the HA collecting data a while back

glacial knot
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opted-in by default is a dumb default for most things

clear ferry
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laughs in facebook

green inlet
glacial knot
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I know. But I assumed your question was in terms of how it works with legal privacy protection. Not the protection Apple built in

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They are ok to prevent medium to longer term movement profiles. But won't prevent finding someone's home

green inlet
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When it comes to using your phone to report the location of someone else’s AirTag. I assume on some level, they could eventually be hacked and use the Bluetooth to do harm. Also, if the AirTag is being used to track someone with a phone other than an iPhone, they will not be notified

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Just an overall concern I guess. Not anything in particular.

glacial knot
green inlet
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I don’t think that is the case according to the Apple video but I do not have one. I mean, if you were tracking your remote, would you want it to beep every time you went to work? I want to get one to play with but can’t think of anything I want to track. On the other end, if I had young kids, they would 100% each have one on them.

clear ferry
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I was considering placing a GPS tracker with SIM card link on my daughter when she gets out on her own

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but that is also gray area

glacial knot
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it's a scale of days, not hours. But yes, if you track your remove and leave for a week, it's going to start beeping

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though I think there's some setting to tell it to leave tracking mode, which prevents the beep

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To track her, or for emergencies?

green inlet
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At some point I am goi g to buy one just to play with it. Has a cr2032 battery in it so may have endless uses

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My intent would 100% be for emergencies….wandered off, taken type scenarios. These days you can’t count on a phone but who would be looking for an AirTag. And they are small enough you could actually sew it into something

glacial knot
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easy fix. Get kids, so you have a usecase for tags 🙂

green inlet
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I have kids…..well….now I have adults 🤣

glacial knot
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then track them 😛

clear ferry
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just got my new car loan transferred into my account, $85k incoming

green inlet
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Not sure of outside the us but cell/gps trackers are very reasonable these days.

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And easy to come by

clear ferry
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yes, I was thinking a DIY box that ran on batteries

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there are tons on aliexpress

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that you just install a sim card in

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and add to for example traccar

dusky plank
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old androids

clear ferry
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Sure, but I want it concealable in a backpack or something, or even her jacket

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😄

dusky plank
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now we are talking proper creepy

clear ferry
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Eh, when you have a three year old you want to track, come back to me 😄

green inlet
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The problem is them signing off on carrying it. I had one that plugged into the ODB port, they just unplugged it

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Battery operated means charging so you need easy access

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I have always been able to track them with their phones but I think the use case is more for emergencies than creepiness

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Of course they didn’t get phones until they were in high school

clear ferry
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I share my location with my wife \ my father 24\7 in case of emergencies, if I need to go to secret areas my phone is off anyway so noone can track me

glacial knot
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atx with his secret bunkers

clear ferry
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thankfully they aren't mine

glacial knot
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I know someone that owns an old WW2 bunker

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Well
I know a guy who knows a guy, whose father…

clear ferry
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Don't remember if it was this discord or another that mentioned you can get free vms and containers in oracle cloud

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I just created an account and going to have some fun

dusky plank
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free? 😮

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what limitations come with free ?

clear ferry
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from what I heard

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none

brisk glen
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Oh my

clear ferry
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quite good capacity it seems in the vm

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1 cpu \ 6gb

brisk glen
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Is this like google all over again?

clear ferry
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and 1g connection

brisk glen
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Wow

clear ferry
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creating my vm now

dusky plank
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time to setup gitlab and CI/CD there

clear ferry
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FAPLAB

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public IP too

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which is nice

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Thanks for signing up for Oracle Cloud. You can access all eligible Oracle Cloud services using your credits during your free trial. Your account also gives you access to a set of Always Free resources, including Autonomous Database, compute, and object storage, which you can continue to use for free after your trial is over.

brisk glen
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All tenancies get six public IPv4 addresses for Always Free compute instances.

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Hello new vm

clear ferry
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Bitches be cray

glacial knot
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the only limitation of the free oracle cloud is the machine specs from what I've seen

clear ferry
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3 minutes to spin up a vm, gotta login

glacial knot
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and probably one of the usual fair use clauses

clear ferry
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1cpu\6g is not a limitation for free

brisk glen
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I was planning on using one as a router to my self hosted services, not limited at all

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ZeroTier one and done

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Includes one VNIC with one public IP address and up to 50 Mbps network bandwidth via the internet

clear ferry
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and I'm logged in already

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nice

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the biggest limitation is that it is only oracle linux

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fookin yum

brisk glen
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You can throw Ubuntu on there?

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Not that it’s much better

clear ferry
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I can surely install docker on it and do whatever I want

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KEK

brisk glen
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Lol

dusky plank
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run ubuntu in docker 👍

clear ferry
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I'll install HAOS

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just to corrupt oracle cloud

brisk glen
clear ferry
dusky plank
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suddenly all of my internet traffic exits in switzerland 🥳

clear ferry
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you are welcome

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now to write a list of how I plan on taking my 40 weeks of paid paternity leave

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so my manager knows when to expect me

clear ferry
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oh I just figured out an amazing usecase for that free oracle vm

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I can use it as public SFTP server

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that I can sync to my own storage as needed

young sigil
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Are seed boxes still a thing?

hushed basalt
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Have been playing around with nomad and consul lately

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It's actually pretty good

dusky plank
#

so we get 1 cpu with 2 threads ?

clear ferry
silk talon
#

did any of you ever have your HA running on an SD in a rpi fail? i think that is happening to mine right now.

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out of nowhere nothing is working right, no changes made

main onyx
#

SECURITY FYI - Although I dont think this server is at risk as much as some others, I though it was still worth sharing. https://twitter.com/FlyingSixtySix/status/1455310337700421637

Oh hey, would you look at that - another Discord scam going around! This time a friend got a DM from someone asking to try out their new game.

What's actually going on inside? It's a little bit of a rabbit hole. 🧵

clever mortar
silk talon
#

any recommendations for most painless way to switch from SD to USB M2 via CLI?

clever mortar
#

See the channel for your install method?

silk talon
#

thanks @clever mortar

clear ferry
#

Pi

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🤢

hushed basalt
static schooner
#

made better by the social media links at the bottom, including Facebook 🙂

last cedar
#

But it is WAY overdue

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I have backups of the yamls and it all needs reinstalling anyway

clear ferry
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Racoons with backups?

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Bah humbug

dusky plank
#

is that you speaking halfass german or is humbug norwat?

clear ferry
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Klapf deine mund

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🐶

dusky plank
#

*halt deine klappe 😄

klapf is clapping

last cedar
#

No idea what it means

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But sounds good grunted to noisy guitars

dusky plank
#

you haven‘t found me

clear ferry
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Warum

glacial knot
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Norwegen

clear ferry
dusky plank
desert vapor
#

apparently the rules are being broken here in the channel without consequences (reference to rule 3), as a german I feel attacked by it and will mute the channel until more

clear ferry
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Yes @dusky plank how dare you make fun of your own culture

glacial knot
#

mstone is austrian?

clear ferry
#

Subgerman you say

junior python
#

as a Berliner I find this amusing

static schooner
#

A jelly donut?

junior python
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Yes I identify myself as a jelly donut called Berliner

clear ferry
#

Ich bin ein Berliner

static schooner
#

President Jelly Donut

clear ferry
#

And look what happened to him

junior python
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He was a jelly donut all along

forest edge
#

so sad about keyboard cat

low harness
#

That's so damn well done

clear ferry
last dirge
#

something on my network is causing that

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no clue what though

forest edge
#

Gremlins

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you could try running wireshark and see if that revels anything

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just point it at your router

dusky plank
#

i declare you american by now 😎

clear ferry
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No, don't take away my U's

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Color will never be the same

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SHIT

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It happened

forest edge
#

now's he's gonna have to swap out all his outside led strips.. cause american's don't showcase cotton candy colors on holidays

last cedar
#

I recommend this one

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Great at finding gremlins

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10/10 would feed marshmellows again

hushed basalt
static schooner
#

that's how I feel when I have 10000 tabs open researching something and finally order it

forest edge
clear ferry
#

You guys close tabs ?

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What nonsense

forest edge
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not everyone has them auto close when their Hewlett Barf crashes

clear ferry
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Oh noes, my only weakness, barf

dusky plank
glacial knot
#

It’s not funny when it’s trivially true

clear ferry
last cedar
#

Oh yeaah you have like 2TB ram in each of your Machines

clear ferry
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Well, they close themselves whenever I shutdown the machine every 3 weeks or so

last cedar
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You don't even save them for next launch?

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How can we ever be friends?

clear ferry
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I used to do that in the past

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not anymore since I moved to Brave

clear ferry
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Hah, not exactly

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she does however look like a girl in my daughters kindgarten

glacial knot
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I recommend not switching kids

clear ferry
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No thank you, she is a monster

glacial knot
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yours, or the one that looks like brave?

clear ferry
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the one that looks like brave

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I've seen them spend 30 minutes getting her dressed

last cedar
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What a monster

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My kid would never take 30 minutes to get dressed

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More like 45 minutes

clear ferry
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KEK

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My daughter takes roughly 2 minutes, 4 minutes if I have to chase her

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Ah nice, done with my spreadsheet planning for upgrading 600 HPC nodes

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Now to create some nice zip bundles and scp them to all nodes

last cedar
clear ferry
#

Oh, you mean she is a generic toddler ?

last cedar
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She is 11

clear ferry
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what in the good lords name

last cedar
#

ADHD can be wack

clear ferry
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One of the girls in my daugthers kindergarten is 4

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but she sounds like marge simpson

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She always catches me off guard

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Especially when she laughs

last cedar
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Rofl

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Norwegian Marge Simpson sounds terrifying

clear ferry
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Her parents drive a Volvo 360

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Which is pretty bizarre

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since the last time I saw one was 20 years ago

low harness
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Are you sure she's really 4, or is she actually 40 and there's an ancient curse on her family so they're stuck in some kind of time loop?

fallow karma
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Volvo 360? I thought they all died, like dinosaurs

last cedar
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Not real ones

fallow karma
#

But 340/360 was a DAF in real

last cedar
#

Oh

clear ferry
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I've seen one 380 in my life

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those were weird

last cedar
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Well in that case it is crap

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My V70 was made in Göteborg iirc :D

fallow karma
# last cedar Oh

Volvo bought this project when buying whole DAF passenger cars department

clear ferry
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I can't wait to integrate my new Volvo into HA

last cedar
fallow karma
#

And then both of you wait for rise of the machines

clear ferry
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Laughs in proper servers

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0700 flight tomorrow though

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zzzzzzzzzzz

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The joys of atleast living close to the airport, can sleep until 0530

last cedar
clear ferry
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Now that restrictions are lifted some

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I should probably try to pick up some jobs in sweden

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both by plane and car are feasible

last cedar
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You can sleep at my house if you like

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240 liter bin, plenty of room for a tall Norwegian and a chonky raccoon

clear ferry
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I'll pass, someone will just snatch my floor mats

last cedar
#

I hear the XC90 has the best floor mats

clear ferry
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Hmmm must have been in 2019, or was it 2020, I did one job in Borås, one job in Karlskrona and one job in Göteborg

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I was supposed to do three jobs in Stockholm in 2020, but those got postponed due to restrictions

low harness
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So the rainiest place in Sweden, the windiest place in Sweden, and the place that wrongfully claims to be both.

clear ferry
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I need to get my fingers into some of the cool installation jobs in the UK, Germany and France though

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pick up some tax free goodies

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I'm all out of stroopwaffles

glacial knot
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I'll make sure to request you, when we move our 2 racks 🙂

clear ferry
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LOL

glacial knot
#

but less restrictions are nice
Though I'm watching our numbers creep towards going back to red 😦

clear ferry
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Yeah, they are rising here too

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But they are mostly unvaccinated

#

Really happy with the use and ease of the Oracle VM I spun up yesterday

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I can still spin up 3+2 more VMs and be in free tier

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Gives me 50-60MBps throughput too

glacial knot
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I need to spin up a second and set them up to be an iodine endpoint

fallow karma
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I finally got to visit my family in Sweden .

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Wasn't there since I was a kid

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I think it was just after Olof Palme was shot down

low harness
#

-86

fallow karma
#

Probably

clear ferry
last cedar
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It is almost like the vaccines help slow transmission, and people don't get as sick

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Almost

clear ferry
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I should try to get my NSX-T certification done before christmas

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but I'm thinking I won't have time

glacial knot
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and age! just don't be old

clear ferry
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😦

muted bay
#

hmm, i wanna talk about the upcomming release (predictions and stuff)

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is there an apropriate channel for that?

low harness
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Some may argue, but I think this is the place.

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Not much to "predict", though. The 1000+ changes making it up are public...

muted bay
#

home assistent got me quite excited for updates again. updating stuff sometimes gives me the shivers. but HA is fun, always (big) new features and improvements

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mostly 1 big feature and a few smaller ones, so im looking foreward to this months big one ^^

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probably some improvement on the energy tab

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but yeah, i love the improvements done in the past 4/5 months or so (ive only started using it recently)

last cedar
#

@clear ferry that nsx?

jade tartan
#

God i wish i could get a new really well paying job

dusky plank
#

anybody know a reason why docker deprecates storage drivers? I use devicemapper and apparently it's not included anymore in newer releases but other storage drivers (overlay2) do not work with nfs booted docker hosts

worldly sierra
clear ferry
worldly sierra
clear ferry
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Not if you are really good at it and become a private tutor for a Saudi prince

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🐶

somber gull
#

Just a question? At what time today does the new update get released?

static schooner
#

now!

somber gull
#

Really now?

static schooner
#

really. now

somber gull
#

Is there any way I can force check for updates?

light trout
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nah, 20 min ago

somber gull
#

It’s not showing up on supervisor

static schooner
#

well, hard to go back in time

light trout
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Tell that to DST trasition

junior forge
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Works like a charm

light trout
#

nice!

light trout
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If you do not see that notification you can navigate to the System tab. and click the “Reload Supervisor” button.

light trout
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Putting me on hold?`without waiting music?!?!

somber gull
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Lol thanks

light trout
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Now you just have to figure out which of those to click, I can't tell from that image

clear ferry
#

AKTUALISEREN

somber gull
#

Oh yeah and thanks @junior forge I’ve read through the release notes and saw he basically fixed all the problems I had with tuya

clear ferry
#

What a wonderful word

somber gull
#

Aktualisieren means reload in German

clear ferry
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Ich verstehe

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Kein problem

somber gull
#

Haha

scenic radish
#

9️⃣ 9️⃣ 9️⃣

junior forge
#

Now I'll keep it english only

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🙂

clear ferry
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No, no, keep going

somber gull
#

Did you use google translate or can you speak German?

junior forge
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I live on the german border... 🙂

clear ferry
#

I can speak a handful of languages

static schooner
#

so by osmosis

somber gull
#

Interesting

scenic radish
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I put on my robe and wizard hat

static schooner
#

We have our Southern language, and Northeastern, SoCal, Midwest, Texan

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each a mystery to folks from other regions

clear ferry
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Just y'all them all

scenic radish
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Ew

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I think you mean "you guys"

clear ferry
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Gaiiiiis

dusky plank
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pls like, subscribe, comment and hit the bell icon

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link is in the discraption

static schooner
#

Ah, the "Youtube" language

clear ferry
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Tubers 🤢

forest edge
#

Influencers, how the hell did that become a job title lol

junior forge
#

Isn't that just $? Like sell something, sell a lot

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and earn a title

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haha

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Nobody cares at that point, what that title is or sounds like

forest edge
#

they do not want to be clumped in with "salesmen"

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I like when google photos shows you a picture taken 10 years ago today! and you have no idea wtf your looking at lol

static schooner
clear ferry
#

I still laugh sometimes thinking of the guy who got hired after me

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Who didn't understand why drivers didn't update in the OS when he booted the server from a DVD

last cedar
#

I had to read it 3 times to understand 🤣

clear ferry
last cedar
#

So they booted a live dvd

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what a plonker

clear ferry
#

Yes

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The update dvd we had

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Had drivers and firmware

#

Booting naturally does firmware only

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If you run it interactively from the OS it does both

fallow karma
#

Was ist los?

clear ferry
#

Nichts

dusky plank
#

hallo freunde

#

wer hat lust auf ein mettbrötchen?

clear ferry
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Ich habst keine lust

fallow karma
#

Gut

clear ferry
#

😫

dusky plank
#

you disappoint me

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it's raw meat

fallow karma
#

I have to not pretend, that i can speak german

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Ok, maybe a little

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Ich habe in der Grundschule gelernt

dusky plank
clear ferry
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Germany likes expanding 😶‍🌫️

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Also not surprised by the top 5

fallow karma
forest edge
#

non english 🤢

clear ferry
glacial knot
#

if I eat more, I'm certainly expanding

fallow karma
#

Ok, time to watch some scifi . Battlestar Galactica, while waiting for 6-th season The Expanse

clear ferry
#

I'm still reading Abbadons Gate

fallow karma
#

I have to find those books in Polish, I'm not good enough to read it in English .I think.

clear ferry
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Good training

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I read the lord of the rings at age 11

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And the silmarillion at age 16

forest edge
#

weren't those just called "diaries" to you back then?

static schooner
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And then decided ‘if this is English, I have no use for it’

clear ferry
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Hold thyne mouth harlot @static schooner

forest edge
#

w00t w00t the flux integration getting some major love! Man that has been a long time coming lol

clear ferry
#

Flux 🤢

forest edge
#

still cannot beat the price to features with magichome bulbs

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and it's back

dusky plank
#

what was that?

forest edge
#

one of those norwegian loss of internet atx claims never happens

clear ferry
#

Sorry, my garage lost power

red glacier
#

Hahhahaha I'm an idiot.

#

Spent 3 hours trying to figure out why my duck dns wasn't working...

I recently moved and got a new ISP.. new modem...

I totally forgot to redo the port forwarding 🤣🤣🤣🤣

#

🤣 FML

scenic radish
red glacier
#

Big oof

scenic radish
#

I can't tell you how many times I've spent exponentially more time on something than it should have taken

dusky plank
jade tartan
#

also thanks giving is basicly non exsistant now

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it went straight from hollows eve to xmas shit

forest edge
#

my xmas lights go up in Nov. i'll be damn if I go through that much work just to have them up for one month lol

opaque girder
# dusky plank

I already saw christmas lights in town last Saturday 😒 Wasn't even November yet ..

static schooner
#

they sheath the palm trees in a nearby shopping center in lights and they were halfway done with a couple of them last weekend

dusky plank
#

they put up huge trees everywhere here today

green inlet
#

Man oh man……thanksgiving is the red headed step child to Christmas.

dusky plank
#

like "yeah we care about our world, lets just take this 130 year old tree and let it die rapidly"

opaque girder
#

and then January 1st is a tree grave yard in the streets

#

one big thing I hated in Austria

dusky plank
#

they at least keep them until february 2nd (christmas markets are a cash cow here)

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but yes, every individiual household usually gets rid of them on january 1st

green inlet
#

Isn’t true Christmas till the second week of January or something like that

opaque girder
#

January 17th

green inlet
#

We puke Christmas Thanksgiving weekend and I am happy for it to go on either news years day or the following weekend

dusky plank
#

I mean, austria is in huge parts forests and these are 95% cultivated, but still...

orchid rose
#

already? We've seen christmas lights for a good few weeks now. Depends on the definition I suppose

green inlet
#

Definition? 🤔

orchid rose
#

what's "christmas lights" compared to "lights". As someone living in constant darkness this time of the year that's somewhat important

green inlet
#

I mean, do they change the lights? From regular lights to Christmas lights.

forest edge
#

xmas lights have always been up for thanksgiving

green inlet
#

You should move too 🤣

forest edge
#

been that way for many a moon

#

maybe not in the sticks but in populated areas they sure as hell have been

opaque girder
#

so glad we don't have Thanksgiving

green inlet
#

Not true….it has slowly gotten worse and worse with stores making more and more money

forest edge
#

stores churning out xmas crap earlier has gotten worse but people putting lights up well before thanksgiving has always been like that

green inlet
forest edge
#

so? who dosen't

green inlet
#

I thought you were calling me living in the sticks…..cause I can walk to lowes 🤷🏼‍♂️

#

🤣

forest edge
#

I said people in the sticks may not put up thier lights for thanksgiving but populated areas do

green inlet
#

Yes, and I thought you were referring to me 😉. It all good. I have never put my lights up till after thanksgiving. Usually thanksgiving weekend

dusky plank
forest edge
#

I've never had a thanksgiving where there wasn't xmas lights up and the xmas tree is up

green inlet
#

There needs to be a separation 🤣. You prob mix all your food items together on you plate also.

dusky plank
#

I am always amazed how much pressure that dude can build up

forest edge
green inlet
#

Lmao…..I KNEW IT

#

Corn all up in the mash potatoes

forest edge
#

does your shit come out in seperation?

green inlet
#

No, but it goes in separated

forest edge
#

that only indicates your anal lol

green inlet
#

Actually, corn does 😜

forest edge
#

actually waiting on a semi decent warm day and my xmas lights will be going up promptly

#

but it's been too cold and rainy here lately

#

now if you wanna give someone shit, give atx shit, dude turned on his cotton candy lights the beginning of October they won't go back off till February

static schooner
#

Christmas in San Diego 🙂

forest edge
#

I wonder if lighting those palms are easy or a major pain to do

static schooner
#

it looks pretty cool

#

two of the trunks were half-covered in lights last weekend. I'd like to see how they do it

#

I'd probably be lazy and just leave them up

clear ferry
#

Zz

forest edge
#

quiet you, people are trying to sleep

forest edge
#

maybe I should get a gopro and record me working on shit. all these youtube videos where people are just filming them fixing lawnmowers and such.. I do that all the time

fallow karma
#

Recently i often watch on YT some murricans doing "will it start" or repairing cars and trucks

forest edge
#

this is what i have in my garage right now

fallow karma
#

Most of "will it start" guys just brings jumper pack and tons of ether , forcing those poor engines run without chacking oil, coolant and apart

fallow karma
#

Big ATV?

fallow karma
clear ferry
fallow karma
forest edge
#

good to see your garage just as chaotic as mine lol

fallow karma
#

This is less chaotic part 😆

clear ferry
#

Wonder what rental I'll get today

glacial knot
#

75HP Opel Corsa

clear ferry
#

E golf it seems

#

Better than the fiat 500e

#

Worse than the id3

last cedar
last cedar
#

Sunroof for your head?

digital hull
clever mortar
#

English please 😉

low harness
#

And those aren't invite links anyway

clever mortar
digital hull
#

Ali si slučajno Slovenec?

#

ali iz ex Yu?

clever mortar
#

English please

digital hull
clever mortar
#

On your server simply use the Invite people option, and there you'll find an option for a link

digital hull
clever mortar
#

No

#

Posting here is English only

digital hull
clever mortar
#

You're missing the point

#

It's not English and another language

digital hull
#

Sorry I did not know! That is why I also created a group in which we will be able to correspond in a language close to us. And it is easier to talk about the products that are used/sold here.

digital hull
clever mortar
#

Posting is fine, but post in English

digital hull
# clever mortar Posting is fine, but post _in English_

You obviously didn't understand my intention. I didn’t mean to offend anyone. English is not an official language in my country and as such it is foreign to me and probably also for Italians, Hungarians, Germans, Croats ...

clever mortar
#

We can only support one language here, and that language is English. We appreciate that not everybody can read and write it, but there are a wide range of options out there. We chose this language since it’s known to the moderators and developers, and also one of the most widely known languages.

digital hull
digital hull
digital hull
#

6 post before

digital hull
digital hull
#

By the way, I speak 6 foreign languages and of course among them is English, which I already knew before we learned it in primary school. I can even write/read Cyrillic, so I'm not ignorant.

#

So bye for now and thanks.

hushed basalt
glacial knot
#

People confuse me sometimes

dusky plank
#

only sometimes?

fallow karma
umbral cliff
earnest plank
#

hi

clear ferry
#

@last cedar

#

Lots of headroom

last cedar
#

About 7mm

tame sand
#

That is oddly satisfying:

umbral cliff
clear ferry
#

Egolf

#

Last weeks fiat 500e was horrible

last cedar
#

I had a petrol 1 liter golf as a loaner for 2 days. Manual gearbox, difficult to drive smoothly, our 21 year old Volvo is a bitch to drive smoothly, but it drives like butter in comparison

low harness
tame sand
#

its real... but github only counts the ones from this month and i only had 4 contributions in nov so far 🤔 https://github.com/JonahKr

#

even if you click on 2021 it only shows Nov 🤷‍♂️

clear ferry
dusky plank
#

are you prepared for a blackout in EU?

clear ferry
#

A what now

dusky plank
#

I just recently saw a documentary about a blackout being imminent in EU

clear ferry
#

Define "blackout"

dusky plank
#

power grid becoming unstable to the point where it tips

#

eg >50,2 or <49,80 Hz

clear ferry
#

Only if those damn racoons keep eating on the wires

dusky plank
#

It was already close in January being on 49,80

clear ferry
#

But no, I don't fear that much

dusky plank
clear ferry
#

Verrucht

dusky plank
#

and i think you mean Verrückt 😄

clear ferry
#

There was a problem like this in the UK earlier

#

But we haven't had any reports or issues in Norway

dusky plank
#

worst case it lasts for a few days...

#

we have plants which can be cold started in my area but others might not get lucky so fast when it happens

clear ferry
dusky plank
#

chicken or pasta?

clear ferry
#

Pork

amber bramble
clear ferry
#

Y'all

subtle pasture
glacial knot
#

yo, Leapo

subtle pasture
#

Sup ongy? 👋

glacial knot
#

I'm trying to figure out whether school children will have to provide PCR tests starting saturday, or we can remain on assuming students are tested in school 😮

#

Though currently I'm at the open day of our openlab in the city. Trying to talk to some other people that like open soft and hardware once every couple years^^

subtle pasture
#

I'm currently dealing with the fact that we discovered cumulative rounding errors building up in our payroll system, and the company I work for may have accidentally done a wage-theft 🙃

glacial knot
#

(: are you responsible for that system, missing money, or got too much money?

subtle pasture
#

So, the technical explanation is that, when you feed it a start time and an end time, it converts that do decimal-hours

#

Problem: It only uses 2 decimal places of precision

#

So, as an example, a timestamp that comes in at 2.133333333333 hours gets hammered to 2.13 hours, and a timestamp that comes in at 3.466666666666 hours gets hammered to 3.46 hours

#

So some people probably got paid too much (which they can't do anything about), and other people got paid too little (which they now owe)

glacial knot
#

nice

subtle pasture
#

It's hard to spot on a week-to-week basis, but we had some errors large enough to cause red-flags on year-end reports...

#

Those small rounding errors add up over time 👀

static schooner
#

<queue Office Space reference>

subtle pasture
#

"It's like Superman 3"

raw locust
#

hallo everyone,
i'm new to home assisstant (started like 2-3 weeks ago). It's wonderful to see so many people helping each other. Big thanks from me to everyone.

Currently I'm struggling with a problem with: smart rbg-lights (tasmota) + mqtt + json in node red
--> which support channel is the best to ask? ^_^

static schooner
clear ferry
#

What is this, capitalist corporation tricking theirs employees

#

🦥

subtle pasture
#

No intentional malice here, but now that we know there's a problem, there's a mess that needs to be cleaned up

clear ferry
#

Not fixed payslip no matter how much you work 😢

#

And then get paid extra on top smart

lost yarrow
#

I have a weird request. My dad wants to install a RGBW light strip Into the ceiling. So id use a Shelly RGBW2 to have it smart. But my dad insists on using a Hardware Dimmer so he can turn the knob.
Is it a good idea to buy a Shelly Dimmer 2 but not connecting it to a led, just so the dimmer input is "Smart"?

clear ferry
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Just install a ZigBee dimmer switch on top of a plastic box, attach it to the wall, say it is a hardware dimmer

last cedar
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Or will you have to, get on your bike?

last cedar
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Do you have a proper charge point for it?

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Or just using the normal socket?

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You were looking, I forgot

clear ferry
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No

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Hide the rgbw2 in the wall

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Use a wireless ZigBee dimmer

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Say it is hardwired

last cedar
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That isn't long cat

winter wren
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everybody on their sits?

last cedar
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@clear ferry

clear ferry
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@orchid rose thought this might be relevant to you

fallow karma
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Because she doesn't believe in smart stuff

clear ferry
scenic radish
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One of my phone's global ipv6 addresses ends in fade. That's legit

hushed basalt
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Hacking your phone now thnx

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Wow. That's a lot of pictures of Atx on there Tedi

scenic radish
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🤣

dusky plank
lost yarrow
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how long will hue lightstrips work until they break?

dusky plank
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  1. May 2022
lost yarrow
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nice one

dusky plank
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I bought 2 strips used in 2015, 3-4 Leds per strip lost the red part so green shines up way more but other than that they still work fine

lost yarrow
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Thats very good, thanks

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Ill hope mine will work 5years too

dusky plank
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I expect the newer generations to be much better

lost yarrow
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I wouldnt to be honest, its Philips after all. xD

hushed basalt
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LED life is exponentially affected by brightness as well

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Basically, the brighter you run them the shorter they live

lost yarrow
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yeah 80% should hold way longer as i am aware

hushed basalt
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cheap lights have less LEDs turned up harder, so they can have worse than CFL lifespans

lost yarrow
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ah i see, good info right there

subtle pasture
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That's why you'll often see the ability for RGB LED's to produce white degrade over time, slowly becoming more yellow as the blue LEDs dim and fail first

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That's also why RGBW strips are a thing. The dedicated white LEDs significantly prolong the life of the strip.

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Also interesting: LEDs that actually produce a decent full-spectrum white are rather uncommon. What you usually see are UV LEDs that have a phosphor coating. The glow from the phosphor is what produces the white light, not the LED itself.

hushed basalt
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Yes, LEDs are monochromatic