@clear ferry you got a little something on your nose...
#the-water-cooler
forest edge
slim rampartBOT
last cedar
Is the waiting the dad joke part?
hearty depot
iinteresting
slim rampartBOT
hearty depot
ah
deft pewter
Yeah... bot spam goes in #botspam
hearty depot
want to insult me, as a soon-to-be dad I demand my dad jokes read my everyone and everyone should feel embarrassed. I Must Practice!
just as embarrassing as my spelling or grammar
clear ferry
Dodjake
dusky plank
it appears out of nowhere usually
clever mortar
Hassy has always been there, hidden in the shadows...
clear ferry
Shitting in the haddows
worldly axle
hi
deft pewter
Hi, CowduckBoy.
velvet horizonBOT
clever mortar
forest edge
The short answer though is - _don't do it_
it's a flat out "no" at this point isn't it? not don't do it.
i remember there being a grey area at one point but I think the grey bled away now lol
clever mortar
Well, it's technically possible
deft pewter
Can I run HA on my washing machine?
clever mortar
The HAOS images are well hidden, but if you're a determined idiot you can find them, or go down the Supervised route I'm sure
And hell, it's not the daftest thing people have asked about running HA on lately...
forest edge
I thought I read something where they made it so it wouldn't try and run on those unsupported pis
I could be mistaken
clever mortar
Well, the Pi0 (and Pi2) images for HAOS are still there 
forest edge
gross
clever mortar
I wish they would just remove them
Then again, folks would install Raspbian, run the Supervised installer, and whine about how their install says Unsupported
But the video said I could
forest edge
lol
in very limited scenarios I could see a "lite" version for like a pi0 but certianly nothing worth "supporting"
clever mortar
Eh, unless it's so far stripped down it's not HA any more...
They work - for some value of work - for things like monitor and Zigbee2MQTT
At least if you connected wired networking
forest edge
yea nothing that couldn't be done through python or whatever
deft pewter
If you're working with something that's almost as basic as an ESP, might as well learn to do real embedded stuff.
Even if you don't want to write C/C++ yourself, ESPHome/Tasmota are plenty good enough.
nova rune
Just a thoughts like that after the live party... One day we should ask homies partners what automation they love the most... Somehow I think my wife is not particularly excited about smart home but she definitely appreciate few automations. And it would give a nice view on what automation are not pure hobby but for large public... Is that stupid ?
deft pewter
Not stupid. A lot of us may have experienced 'resistance' from our family/friends/roommates.
And it doesn't really address the examples you're hoping for but there was a talk at the conference about 'acceptance factors'. You should watch it if you haven't already.
bitter pawn
nods
nova rune
Yeah I watched it and was really nice 👍
bitter pawn
i am one to believe that not everything on the effing planet needs to be digitized or computerized or automated
some things need to stay the way they are.
but if it can make things convenient to automate, give it a try.
e.g. my effing fridge doesnt need to post to twitter.
but having a live camera inside the fridge to see if you need more milk while at the store? might be nice.
solar spoke
hollow glacier
but having a live camera inside the fridge to see if you need more milk while at...
There are better ways
Weighted sensors but those require stuff to be precisely sat down in a spot
bitter pawn
yeah not sure if weighted sensors would "be better"
hollow glacier
Then you have like ERP options where you could scan in things and then as you use them or as dates pass they drop off
bitter pawn
for the exact reason you stated
hollow glacier
But that requires input
The app ‘grocy’ can do what I said above. It’s even an addon in the supervisor
bitter pawn
visual confirmation is better than nothing and would require next to nothing for the end user to do.
other than logging in to visually check
hollow glacier
nods and walks away
bitter pawn
true true
but requiring user input for something like that is what i think you were getting at @nova rune, its hard to predict how useful or how much of a chore something is until you do it.
nova rune
In my thoughts I feel that as hobbyist we see priorities differently and as I want to make smart home a default I would love to see what non hobbyist people appreciate.
bitter pawn
yeah the thrill of the challenge can often overlook its usefulness
hushed basalt
Grocy is pretty hot garbage
Only sane way to do a home ERP is to have an always on barcode scanner that you run items past as you buy them or when you consume them
hollow glacier
Only sane way to do a home ERP is to have an always on barcode scanner that you ...
You mean like grocy’s companion app barcode buddy does? Lol
hollow glacier
I personally live alone so haven’t given grocy the full testing I suppose I should’ve. But I have added recipes as well as food and it seems to do what it’s supposed to. I can’t argue that the ui or ux is great though
lapis cipher
atmo the fridge content is probably last thing i would touch, hell no i'm scanning anything at any point, its either automated or its not installed to my house
hushed basalt
The fact that it uses TAB or something crazy as the barcode enter key is insane
hollow glacier
atmo the fridge content is probably last thing i would touch, hell no i'm scanni...
If you scan as you unpack and put away I could see it being fairly painless
hollow glacier
The fact that it uses TAB or something crazy as the barcode enter key is insane
Lmao didn’t know that
It also can auto renew
lapis cipher
nope, that data needs to come from the store straight to my system, it needs to know what requires cold storage, what is each items expected lifetime and so forth
hollow glacier
So if you buy milk once a week or whatever it would
hollow glacier
nope, that data needs to come from the store straight to my system, it needs to ...
I thought Amazon fresh basically did this for a fee
hushed basalt
nope, that data needs to come from the store straight to my system, it needs to ...
People spend millions of dollars developing ERPs to do that
lapis cipher
it would only tell me something entered the fridge, that's all
hushed basalt
No way it will be in an open source app
lapis cipher
it would lose the inventory immediately somebody goes and takes something
hollow glacier
No way it will be in an open source app
Hass is special in this way
Re: smart homes
lapis cipher
i am not against of that stuff, it would just not automate anything for me really, quite the opposite force me to perform extra steps while visiting the fridge. I would have loved to get a message we're just about out of coffee since we did ran out this morning
deft pewter
So set up an automation for next time to make sure it doesn't happen again.
lapis cipher
that i was thinking a bit actually.. One could try to estimate how much coffee is brewed (based on for example amount of time coffee machine has been on or turned on), given the amount of coffee is always the same
deft pewter
How do you store your coffee? This one seems a good option for a scale under whatever container you use.
lapis cipher
This one does yes, its in the upper cabinet, has its own place so could craft something such
we have another machine as well, it grinds from the beans, it does have some built-in sensors (to show stuff on the display)
deft pewter
So you also know how much you've ground. That seems a good candidate too.
lapis cipher
time to make it is more than just visiting the shop several times 🙂
but as for a tiny project, why not.
bitter pawn
this is why a camera makes more sense vs. inventorying everything
just a quick browse, boom done.
lapis cipher
For the scale stuff i've been planning to weight gas bottle and see how much is left, would be useful for RV's as well as things work with the gas
haven't ordered the sensors yet but have them ready to click, pretty simple stuff in the end, haven't even googled if code exists already, probably
bitter pawn
well thats a different thing altogether.
but yeah. i could see it be useful in that scenario
lapis cipher
sure is, shifted from coffee to gas 🙂
bitter pawn
you arent going to get gas bottles for your RV every other week
lapis cipher
its difficult to estimate the gas usage.. heating, fridge, stove, grill outside, it lasts for some time but always runs out when least expected
deft pewter
But gas weighs nothing 
hollow glacier
But gas weighs nothing <:smart:723251852761628792>
lapis cipher
reminds (again), need to build the gas sensor and try it out..
hollow glacier
Guys I’m having a pleasant experience on the Nextdoor app and it’s kinda different
hushed basalt
But gas weighs nothing <:smart:723251852761628792>
I hope that's sarcasm
hollow glacier
I made a post offering to print free face mask straps to save your ears and people are really happy about it
These
lapis cipher
cool idea
lapis cipher
i kinda meant both, a bit of labor for you but lots of good karma which often pays back
hollow glacier
Yeah
I’m looking into starting my own business doing IT solutions for residential- smart home with hass, UniFi security systems and networking gear, and cable runs
So it might net me some good contacts
But that’s not why I did it.. just thought afterwards it could be beneficial
lapis cipher
could very well be
hollow glacier
3d print farm is for the birds IMO
Way too much work for way too little return.. depending on a lot of factors
Barriers to entry are super low which means lots of competition
lapis cipher
uh, past 2am already, need to get some rest, i'm out of nerves due to my bad gaming 😄
hollow glacier
Nn
forest edge
i like how my doorbell thread got hijacked and now i get updates of people replying asking how to make this guys amcrest container work lol
hollow glacier
dusky plank
how come none of the available e2ee docker file sharing services do not support adjusting base url?
tried firefox send, it's forks, psitransfer and some others... all want their own domain / subdomain
hollow glacier
Why can’t you get around that with nginx?
dusky plank
nope, you can't
I run apache and used outputfilter modifications and substitute the response html but they all either use webpacks / advanced js which loads their own absolute paths
fiery kindle
@thorn narwhal 😀 Hello!
thorn narwhal
hoary canyon
Dreams 😍
hollow glacier
Soundbar shelf is coming along nicely
hushed basalt
Waiting for the hifi audiophiles to screech about soundbars
hollow glacier
I’m pretty good about ignoring the haters
I’m putting an led strip in the notch with WLED then integrating to hass. Gonna be sweet
Like this.. I think
last cedar
<@!300242410338910209> i need confirmation.
Oh my god :O
bitter pawn
lolololz
whats up my trash pandi?
notice its cool because i didnt use a hard A
😄
last cedar
I think it is a cute nickname tbh :D
hushed basalt
Have you considered making a sound bar out of LEDs
Just like papermache but use led strips instead of paper
hollow glacier
Sir your drugs are on drugs
last cedar
What about making an LED out of soundbars?
hollow glacier
last cedar
😻 doormats 😻
I am the Jeff Bezos of doormat sales
Just with no workers, so no questionable ethics
hushed basalt
Stealing doormats is ethical?
forest edge
don't try and pass off your cult music for soft rock @clear ferry
clear ferry
forest edge
although knowing you weirdos that prob is soft rock to you lmao
clear ferry
low harness
Fantastic! With Office 365 we go from one extra unnecessary step to be able to save a file in the place I want to Two extra unnecessary steps to be able to save a file in the place I want...
forest edge
it gives you more time to truly know if you really want to save
low harness
Yeah... because that's generally a bad idea...
forest edge
in atx's case...
clever mortar
Are you sure 
Are you really sure
Yes, but ... really? 
dusky plank
do you want to try the new edge browser after saving this .docxyz file?
… sure?
can you tell us why not?
- ok open that damn thing!
sorry, Edge exited unexpectedly, here‘s what you can do:
open edge
open troubleshooter
low harness
My company just force installed Edge on everyones computer and set it to the default browser.
We still have several systems that ONLY work in IE.
If you pin Edge to the task bar it will be removed and replaced with IE on the next reboot.
glacial knot
troubleshooter is then just a page in edge, to top it off
dusky plank
answers.microsoft.com intensifies
have you tried reinstalling windows / these troubleshoting steps?
blablabla microsoft team
…
ok we will escalate this issue, please use edge in the meantime
deft pewter
The troubleshooter code was leaked a while back:
hushed basalt
I saw some code that was along the lines of
deft pewter
It's like when websites have spinners for stuff that actually happens instantly, just to give the user some faith that it did something.
hushed basalt
if (value not None) and (value is True):
hushed basalt
It's like when websites have spinners for stuff that actually happens instantly,...
I mean that's good UX though
You want instant feedback that you clicked on the button etc
glacial knot
` if (value not None) and (value is True):`
Yes? that also type-checks for boolean (at least iirc. the is keywoard is reference equality. And True is always the same object) and makes sure nothing can go wrong with weird semantics on is with None (might be broken in some interpreter)
with languages that use true-ishs, this makes sense
orchid rose
pog
last cedar
Stealing doormats is ethical?
"acquiring"
clear ferry
Lol forced install edge browser
laughs in linux
I love having used three random docker containers today to upgrade some legacy systems
1 command, container running, systems ready to upgrade
One tftp server, one ftp server and one http server
wooden belfry
Hi all - I’ve been running HA for about 2 years now, and haven’t made a change to the configuration at all since I got stuff working - just regular updates. When I started, all configuration was in .yaml and I used GitHub webhooks to automate updating the Config when I made changes in git. Anyway, it looks like the landscape has changed, and we are moving away from declarative .yaml based Configs. I’m curious where I should be looking to modernize my Config. Should I dump my git setup? I mostly interact via HomeKit on iOS, but now that life is getting more complex there are obvious areas where I want to add automations, make changes, and so on.
clever mortar
As mentioned in the channel topic, no HA chat in here, wander over to #general-archived for general HA chat
I'd however say if it works, why worry
glass dragon
Anyone else sailors?
junior forge
Anyone else feels for a big of hangout? 😄
Setting there right now, talking to the wall and such
hehe
opaque girder
This is the first time I see the hangout channel being actually used haha
clear ferry
Then you haven't been paying attention to me @opaque girder
I've been there multiple times
opaque girder
I did say actually used
last cedar
You always said you waited for @opaque girder to go offline though@clear ferry
You big meany
opaque girder
I don't se e you hanging out though
opaque girder
working 😛
green inlet
I was in there waiting on everyone
wet pilot
needs to be a mustang
clear ferry
Needs to be deliberately running over shitkids
That is for sure
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT OR LORD AND SAVIOUR HPUX
deft pewter
Chesssshhhchsch
fallow karma
Cześć
deft pewter
Bless you
Are there any JavaScript nerds here that have used Wallaby or Quokka? If so, did you find them worth the money? They have a sale on this week but I don't know how much use I'd get out of them.
midnight adder
glacial knot
I'm more of the doing evil kind of person
deft pewter
I'm a do nothing kind of person.
clear ferry
I'm a do everything kind of person
Fuck working with other people
I'll just fix it myself
glacial knot
yes. You'll even hear the sound of forgiveness
clear ferry
I've installed a server like that once
Atleast it felt like it trying to get Java running
green inlet
I pull up like
How you pull up, Baby? How you pull up? (Oh, oh, oh)
How you pull up? I pull up (woo, Seth in the kitchen)
Let's go
fallow karma
Today 'they' installed working time recorder
It says"application can't connect internet" all the time
Morons didn't check wifi range.
😄
deft pewter
It sounds like you have a really great boss if they have to install software to monitor when you're working 🤔
fallow karma
As a supervisor, I have to agree, that for some persons it's necessary
clear ferry
I've had responsibility for two people in my life, I had to disable internet to get them working
I can see why some people need time monitoring
lapis cipher
what you mean, i'm playing half of my workday and nobody notices, important to put a line to Teams at regular intervals to look active and online
fallow karma
But there is obligatory to sign attendance list in our country
lapis cipher
(joking)
that's actually yeah somewhat mandatory for the employer in many countries
fallow karma
Instead of sign the list, there is a tablet on the wall
It's in case of something happens to you
clear ferry
I shouldn't really talk, I work in my own pace
But I atleast do something productive and have useful skills
The two I managed... Had none
lapis cipher
that's normal and generally accepted that you work for that agreed time (like 40 hours) per week and that's it, shifting +- a bit and then you get your monthly salary, works for most of the cases just like that
we've had less and less writing down hours or using that access control thingy at the office
glacial knot
It's in case of something happens to you
EU Court also ruled that time tracking is mandatory before
lapis cipher
yeah it is but in a healthy company with trustworthy employees its enough without any more detailed monitoring of hours
fallow karma
It's more easy with time recorder than the paper list.
lapis cipher
most often the problem is not doing not enough hours but doing way too much which in a long run has its consequences (burnouts and stuff)
glacial knot
Which I’d weh time tracking is mandatory, and going over a limit (though this limit is high up) will get the manager in trouble
lapis cipher
with remote work and stuff the difference between work and freetime blurs and one might not be off from work kinda ever, even while not working you might still be checking things or such, just quickly..
deft pewter
Lies... I log off on time and don't think about work 😄
glacial knot
Just don’t. That’s a horrible habit
deft pewter
Fuck working for free outside of work.
They pay me for 35 hours. If they want me to work more, they can pay me more.
lapis cipher
yeah but there's millions more remote workers which might not have such strict standards
glacial knot
What kind of boring job do you do, that you never think about it outside work hours? D:
lapis cipher
its really good if you can switch completely off from work as you would walk out of the office, really close the laptop and leave it
clear ferry
I seldom think about work outside of work anymore, but I do think about technology related to work, and to be fair my job is my hobby
lapis cipher
often those do walk hand in hand and imho its fine
glacial knot
That, and often specific issues for me, that I just want to crack
lapis cipher
many have come to the industry from the hobby background
forest edge
I seldom think about work outside of work anymore, but I do think about technolo...
is that why they caught you humping a HP machine at the store?
lapis cipher
Ted my man!
fallow karma
As a petrolhead I must say, that my work was my hobby too, but now I work as a tech at french cars dealership, so....
😆
deft pewter
French cars 🤢
clear ferry
French cars 🤢
orchid rose
French 🤢
deft pewter
🤢
clear ferry
I call Citroen (Shittrang which would be Norwegian slang for damntight) and Peugeot (Pisssjå, which would be Norwegian slang for outhouse made for urinating)
Daf I don't even have to make a word for, Daff is lazy in Norwegian
forest edge
wait so after you had sex with a virgin you say shittrang?
worldly axle
hi again
forest edge
we got the click click part
deft pewter
Hey, DuckboyCow
low harness
Sounds to me like your French is worse that the stereotypical americans’...
worldly axle
Ah there is the funny guy
clear ferry
Hey BoyCowDuck
forest edge
clear ferry
Sounds to me like your French is worse that the stereotypical americans’...
Not my fault the swedes are frankophiles 
worldly axle
French flag 🤢
deft pewter
Ducks 🤢
worldly axle
Dutch flag 🤠
lapis cipher
how about some shitty gaming? ok, i'm game.. fuck, 5 kills 19 deaths, that is not even ridiculous anymore
lapis cipher
tell me about it..
24:14 - better, at least its on the plus side. I should probably just quit playing and tell to myself i will never be a hero on these fields so why bother
still not sure how the points go, our best player was 19:23 and his/her score is double. Scorestreaks and such aren't shown so its mostly just guessing, also hitting somebody but not killing rewards full points when enemy gets killed, maybe some random shooting could be in order
but worry not, won't be flooding this stuff more to the channel
deft pewter
but worry not, won't be flooding this stuff more to the channel
Please do, it's entertaining 😂
clear ferry
lapis cipher
you are the most supporting community i know 🤣 Always ready like scouts to take on others failure 😄
deft pewter
Seeing you fail makes us feel better about ourselves.
clear ferry
deft pewter
You were killed 235 times?
dusky plank
umad?
lapis cipher
16:6 13:9 2:7 13:15 starting to get pissed off
deft pewter
I think it's hilarious that you keep playing a game you clearly don't enjoy 😄
woeful rose
I have a leak that needs to get fixed and I thought I'd ask you guys, is there anything I could put in the ceiling while I have it open?
It's right above my shower
static schooner
camera?
lapis cipher
😄 i hate to see i seem to be stuck and not improving, i am pretty stubborn. I can live with losses but streak on that starts to annoy badly at some point which makes me want to get better even more. But i do agree being angry or pissed off won't help focusing, quite the opposite
i also need to find The Gun for me, there's so many and with the attachments they might be horrible or pretty sweet at my hands, serious issues handling the recoil and aiming is shit also still
dusky plank
it's usually a matter of getting used and being smooth on 1) your controls (kb, mouse, controller) and then also with time 2) the game
lapis cipher
yeah, i don't have much miles yet on this so realizing very well it takes time, there's also huge gap between players, thankfully there is "agressive skill-based algorithm" to put same-leveled into same games thought it doesn't always work
plus the fact is i'm too old for this shit, youngsters are born for this 😄
deft pewter
I'm 35 and still enjoy the occasional round. I know I don't have the reflexes of the 'pros' playing in their silly esports leagues but I'm still reasonable.
Uh... https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/n69203/this_ohio_state_senator_used_a_zoom_background_of/
lapis cipher
12:5, good one to end for tonight and for once head to bed early (only past 1am)
forest edge
lol @ esport pros
deft pewter
Yeah, that's why I did air quotes. Fucking esports.
I'm not sure which I hate more, e-athletes or influencers.
Both are a bunch of dumb kids trying to get rich doing nothing.
forest edge
influencers by far
deft pewter
I used to think that. But both set a bad example for an entire generation. Kids want to be like them.
Doesn't matter which, those kids are gonna throw away their lives because they're convinced they can be the next big thing. It's like acting and music but even more pointless.
forest edge
esport people atleast have to leave the house
deft pewter
At least with actors and musicians, they create something everyone can enjoy.
static schooner
Enter: Twitch
deft pewter
Ah, yes. Everyone goes there to watch gamers... totally not just to watch girls in hot tubs.
static schooner
watching other people play games apparently counts as entertainment for a lot of people
forest edge
alot of people
deft pewter
🤢
forest edge
and if a chick has big tits it's a shoe in
deft pewter
If I'm curious about a new game, I might watch a quick video on it. I don't see the appeal in just watching someone else play for hours.
forest edge
I am watching twitch right now for free rust skins heh
I could see watching people play a game you love that are better at then you
to try and learn etc
that concept has been around long before there was a twitch or a youtube for that matter
dusky plank
I watched some clips of shroud in apex and I have to admit... some of them amazed me
forest edge
meh
it's one of those things that is happening regardless how we feel lol
just wish they had reduced the amount of money those people got so they couldn't actually make a living at it and just be more a supplemental income
deft pewter
While we're at it, let's do the same for real sports too. There's no need for soccer players to earn tens of millions a year for kicking a fucking ball around.
It's ruined sports.
forest edge
or atleast add in more injury options to make it justify the price tag
deft pewter
Thunderdome!
dusky plank
make photo goals possible to not only rely on paid referees
dusky plank
burning soccer ball would be amazing too
lapis cipher
"goes early to bed" -> watches youtube videos for another 1,5 hours..
i can fail even that 🤣
subtle pasture
That's a mood ^
"That's about enough big-screen for one day, time to curl up in bed with small-screen"
chilly nymph
The only thing I wanted to do yesterday is add 32 gigs of ram to a new server I was setting up and get it running. Made the mistake of throwing netflix on while I put the RAM in. RAM made it in and the server never got plugged in before I crashed. 😐
Speaking of, I'm so done with TeamViewer.
@subtle pasture what do you use for remote administration?
I may switch back to vnc or something
subtle pasture
I have OpenVPN running with cert-based authentication that I can use to get into the network remotely
chilly nymph
I'll get to that point once I have my networks merged
maybe I just need to connect them via vpn and be done with it
subtle pasture
And that's running on the firewall, which is physical
So as long as the firewall and modem are running, I have some level of remote access
Modem is on a smart plug that's programmed to automatically reboot it if the internet goes down
chilly nymph
That's not a bad idea
My issue is the firewall I'm running at the other location right now is the verizon gateway (eww, I know)
But I don't want to spin up a second pfsense box when I'm moving there full time at the end of June
subtle pasture
It basically checks to see if it can reach the firewall (because if it can, it means the it's not an internal networking problem), then checks to see if it can reach Google or L3 DNS
If both DNS services are unreachable for more than 5 minutes, cycle power, then suspend scripting for 15 minutes (so it doesn't try repeatedly)
chilly nymph
I'm assuming this is in HA
chilly nymph
even better
I need to start looking into tasmota because a lot of devices I'm interested in these days seem to be on tuya
green inlet
I have OpenVPN running with cert-based authentication that I can use to get into...
This is exactly what I do and I love it. Full access to whatever I want. I also have a very high port open for ssh to a raspi so I can get around a reboot things should something go crazy. Saved me a couple times. Cert based authentication for all the raspis. One question, what do you use to tell if your modem goes down?
Edit: I guess I should have kept reading. My plug is zwave so no tasmota. Any other ideas?
subtle pasture
I was just about to say "you mean besides the smart plug running a script internally?" XD
green inlet
Yea....I got so excited that I was actually doing something at your level I got all besides myself 😉
subtle pasture
I also use Uptime Robot to monitor my external services ^
Can send me an SMS message if, say Plex goes down
Or if my modem just straight-up becomes unreachable from the internet
green inlet
Oh snap. An HAss as an official integration
subtle pasture
They have a free tier, which is what I'm using
And I have Dynamic DNS through CloudFlare, so I just have it pointed at my FQDN
green inlet
Hmmm....will it work with duckdns or no-ip?
Just setup my first monitor. Guess we will see
forest edge
Or if my modem just straight-up becomes unreachable from the internet
how do you get an sms when your modem has no access?
oh nm, it's external monitoring
subtle pasture
oh nm, it's external monitoring
yup, it's a cloud service that monitors from the outside looking in
hushed basalt
subtle pasture
Oh snap. An HAss as an official integration
Oh neat, there is... though it might be of limited value compared to HA running its own ping monitors for self-hosted services and local devices
fallow karma
I'm 35 and still enjoy the occasional round. I know I don't have the reflexes of...
Anyone said "gaming" ?
forest edge
get back in your elevator https://youtu.be/UkSPUDpe0U8
clear ferry
The Xiaomi Mi 11 Ultra looks very enticing
Now that Huawei has gotten too expensive, the Xiaomis look really great
young sigil
🤮 That's not a camera bump. That's a whole other mini phone glued to the back.
clear ferry
Frankly, I don't mind with a proper case it can be flush anyway
subtle pasture
I'd rather they just make the entire phone the same thickness and fill the extra space with more battery...
clear ferry
That would also be acceptable
although people would probably complain "oh no it is so heavy"
"but it has 3 days battery life"
clever mortar
Hell, even with "only" an extra 50% of battery life it'd be good
I miss my 7+ day standby Nokia phones...
clear ferry
My Huawei Mate 7 had 36+ hours of battery life with quite active usage
clever mortar
Forgot the charger, don't worry, just recharge when you get home at the weekend
Yeah, one of my older Nokia phones had something like a 2 week standby and with my normal usage when away from home it'd be good until the weekend
dusky plank
did it run windows though? 🧐😂
young sigil
The Xiaomi Mi 11 Ultra looks very enticing
Have you seen the TCL 20 Pro 5G ? If I was in the market for a phone it's what I'd buy. Not top tier (more like mid-range).
forest edge
wtf tcl makes phones?
clear ferry
Yeah, I've only seen TVs too
forest edge
tcl use to be one of those companies that churned out generic cassette modules used in boomboxes etc
was called something else prior to tcl
clear ferry
Verbatim, Maxell, targa was the big CDR brands here if memory serves me right
Traxdata was big too
You might be thinking of TDK @forest edge
forest edge
no but tcl got sued by tdk
cause it was origionally called something like tck tkk or something like that
forest edge
clear ferry
I'm amazed someone can even sleep at night in the same room as a roborock
hushed basalt
Do they self destruct if you kill their internet access
hushed basalt
clear ferry
storm dagger
I believe there's no real on-topic "lobby" so I'll just, err, go ahead and post what I made!
I installed Home Assistant yesterday, am a new user!
I am really liking it so far.
Now I have made this:
storm dagger
Just wanted to channel my proudness of the result somewhere, I guessed this is the least-worst option! 😄
clever mortar
There's a section on the forum for showing off your setup
storm dagger
So, I haven't actually seen any other peoples lovelaces really, is there a place where people post those?
Ahh, I'm not really the forum posting kind of guy, but I will have a peek!
velvet horizonBOT
lapis cipher
Doom 🤢 Install Warzone (free) and i'll come to shoot you
Family left (for the weekend) so i could just amuse mono et al 24/2 or so by playing... Maybe get a box of beer to help adjusting the mood while i do pretty fine even without..
May monthly games: Battlefield V and Stranded Deep
deft pewter
Ahh, I'm not really the forum posting kind of guy, but I will have a peek!
I prefer Discord too but posts get easily lost here as soon as they scroll off screen. The forum's great for showcasing things since they're easy to find again. There's at least one big thread on floorplan type stuff and I'm sure there are many more on general dashboards.
deft pewter
May monthly games: Battlefield V and Stranded Deep
BFV is great. I preferred BF3 but that's pretty dead now that people have moved on to newer games in the franchise.
If you like playing as recon, a couple of the TDM maps are great for camping 😂
Or... play as engineer for the unlimited ammo and camp in a tower somewhere.
lapis cipher
haven't tried or too long ago to remember that at all, just getting few games per month for the psn plus subscription (which is required for most online/multiplayer games)
would be nice to try one day on low latency internet if there's any difference, based on the "me dying" videos my view and the enemy view don't match, mine being late good fraction of a second
dusky plank
may is historically the worst month for free ps plus games 😄
lapis cipher
dunno, added to library, no room to install nor time to play either
lapis cipher
looks like atx got killed by Doom 😦
dusky plank
lapis cipher
fuck this shit again, 10:22
hearty depot
ever seen https://github.com/bunkerity/bunkerized-nginx/
Looks fun
subtle pasture
I have rooted mine recently though
Going to do that as soon as someone figures out how to root the Roborock S4 Max...
dusky plank
hypfer did that, even the s6 maxv is rootable but only by taking it apart completely
glacial knot
you are rooting your vacuums?
clear ferry
Yaaaaaaas
rose moth
Anybody around here use NextCloud?
hearty depot
I used to, and trying to set it up this weekend
not to happy yet with the setup, but thats might be related to podman
rose moth
I run my instance in a docker container (like I do all my applications), and I use a local RAID 1 array as storage
I have the device attached as an external storage medium, but I cant figure out how to exclude folders from being shown to the user for the life of me
clear ferry
I use nextcloud
Ran it in a jail, then in docker later
Excluding stuff sounds pointless, rather include stuff
glacial knot
there's a docker build for your weird HP OS?
clear ferry
Hpux exists for both x86 and docker internally probably
hearty depot
hpux 🤢
clear ferry
deft pewter
Unly used NFS and hated it, later just used bindmounts
Need For Speed sucks.
clear ferry
I'm curious what the wish is for
worldly axle
I like the name Duck more
wet pilot
😉
wet pilot
instructions unclear
clear ferry
Duck me
worldly axle
Only with bots
worldly axle
Thanks I guess
worldly axle
My real disc name is CowboyDuck
lapis cipher
ah, CowDuckBoy, i remember you
clear ferry
No no, you are thinking about DuckBoyCow
lapis cipher
so no, ok
clear ferry
Mute me, like one of your french girls @wet pilot
lapis cipher
i am an asshole who whines here all evenings, i have proof
clear ferry
Evenings?
worldly axle
Wait what
lapis cipher
nights, days, 24/7 service 🙂
worldly axle
You want to proof that u are annoying?
clear ferry
25/8
lapis cipher
the channel has enough proof already, you nor i need to provide any more 🤣
lapis cipher
mmm strip
clear ferry
My gledopto were ok, but the WiFi based ones have been more stable
worldly axle
Is the wifi version cheaper?
worldly axle
Hi
last cedar
Hi
worldly axle
Why the tag?
last cedar
For the duck
worldly axle
Uhm ok
last cedar
On the swing
last cedar
Are you not actually a reaal duck?
worldly axle
I like this gif
worldly axle
Are you not actually a reaal duck?
I am a real duck
lapis cipher
ok, so we have a raccoon, a duck AND a fox here, this is getting bizzarre
lapis cipher
a rat?
lapis cipher
I kinda like you Michelle but i have hard time coming over your trash addiction, have you check the meds lately?
clear ferry
What about that singing cat?
last cedar
I kinda like you Michelle but i have hard time coming over your trash addiction,...
All my meds disolved when I washed them
Poof
deft pewter
I am a real duck
You remind me of DuckboyCow.
deft pewter
https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-disappear-trying-to-save-my-salary-melt-gif-98741...
I can't stop watching that. What on earth dissolves that quickly?
And its expression when it doesn't know what's going on 😂
brisk glen
@deft pewter cotton candy
deft pewter
It dissolves that quickly? I've never wasted any like that, I make sure to get every last bit in my mouth.
Sometimes all at once.
deft pewter
👉 😮
clear ferry
last cedar
Done in the oven with salt, broccoli is INSANELY good
Eat more baby
Missing a comma
🤣
clear ferry
deft pewter
Missing a comma
No, you got it right.
opaque girder
I can't stop watching that. What on earth dissolves that quickly?
In a ridiculously bigger scale
opaque girder
As I scientist my suggestion is repeat yourself, observe and report back
Number one comment on the above video 😂
bitter pawn
needs more trash pandi's up in this byaaaa
last cedar
I feel bad for the raccoon
static schooner
Maternal instinct
static schooner
That is…creepy
deft pewter
Tinkerer - I binged on the New Legends of Monkey the last couple of nights. It was entertaining.
low harness
Oh right! That was my plan for tonight. To play Monkey Island... instead I got stuck in a youtube video of a guy solving sudokus 😦
lapis cipher
i am not even questioning the source, looks legit
would have been better if it read Dell 😄
dusky plank
low harness
Woah. I'm all exhausted just from watching this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy5Lo6O99CE
lapis cipher
i've possibly watched some, its interesting to see follow how he works through the puzzles
damn you, stuck watching
low harness
It’s really captivating. And he’s so darn good at it.
I tried one of the easier ones, and it took me two hours before I gave up and watched him solve it in 15 minutes.
dusky plank
discord has touble
young sigil
I like me a good cyptic crossword but get no enjoyment from sudoku. Used to watch the same guy solve the Times Crypic as I have a lot of trouble with that one.
green inlet
@dusky plank , are you old enough to appreciate this:
https://youtu.be/phaJXp_zMYM
forest edge
I dunno, the women in that video are some of these guys mothers and grandmothers lol
green inlet
Sonoma....you were prob 30 50 when that song came out.
forest edge
Sonoma....you were prob ~~30~~ 50 when that song came out.
not sure, would have to ask your mom
hushed basalt
dusky plank
@green inlet i am so old, I have a flower as profile picture in messengers and use a leather case for my phone
worldly axle
h
lapis cipher
had to stop with that sudoku, too tired for so complex stuff but i might have a peek again, i just have a pile of these "only one hour" youtube videos, thanks to you...
clear ferry
I had a sudoku period, but I haven't had time in forever
hushed basalt
Says the man with a 3d printer
green inlet
not sure, would have to ask your mom
opaque girder
I'm killing some chickens to save the universe
tame sand
elaborate please 🤔
glacial knot
What's a classy trash panda? Does that cancel out to panda? o.0
last cedar
Classy trash panda might be a waste panda? 😛
opaque girder
elaborate please 🤔
lapis cipher
😄
glacial knot
so, Michelle. What device do you use? To fit your tiny hands?
last cedar
Device for what?
For discord?
I found a blackberry with a full qwerty keyboard on it. PERFECT
Then I got ATXs help to hack it, to get discord on it
glacial knot
I feel like that would be about 3 magnitudes too few cores for him to even know what it is
last cedar
I promised him all the raw meat I find, and he soon changed his tone
hushed basalt
Human meat?
last cedar
I can neither confirm or deny
junior forge
?
hushed basalt
Did someone summon the mawds
last cedar
best series on the internet
low harness
Ban time again?
junior forge
Wassup?
last cedar
I didn't summon anyone
dull chasm
??????????
green inlet
Not sure what it is.....but there is a method
hushed basalt
Someone at mawds then deleted it right away
last cedar
We had one on another server I was a mod on
green inlet
No, prob whoever posted it deleted it but it is logged
glacial knot
oh, I missed something fun? I only looked away for a second or so
And I thought you all are trying to squish some racoons
green inlet
Someone tagged the mods and then deleted it.
opaque girder
damn I remember what happened last time
hushed basalt
The solution is to take away messaging privileges from everyone
opaque girder
you get them back with a small subscription
hushed basalt
Then we communicate soley in avatars
glacial knot
I never see them though. Compact layout FTW
late gate
got my replacement monitor today and it was .........?
late gate
what that a riddle? something happening im not aware of? :p all here high or something?
glacial knot
nah. The racoons are tiny
late gate
🏅 gold star for you!
last cedar
I only got high once when I accidentally chomped on the wrong mushrooms
I was probably the deadliest apex predator on the planet
for about 4 seconds
deft pewter
Oof. Mods gonna be mad...
dull chasm
what was his name? graymatter?
glacial knot
gold medals? is this reddit?
late gate
gold medal not good enough?
glacial knot
yea. I clearly need platin
late gate
not earned that yet
deft pewter
ongy can't have platinum until he stops pinging the mods.
late gate
worldly axle
Hi
last cedar
omg its 🦆
worldly axle
Ur name is perfect with the pfp
deft pewter
Paulus is the king 😉
worldly axle
He is in this server?
deft pewter
Yes 😉
hushed basalt
That's what a guilty person would say
glacial knot
how about a guilty duck?
deft pewter
Stop trying to deflect. You pinged the mods at least twice.
glacial knot
yes. But not on this server 😄
half wadi
Hi, is here a channel for appdaemon?
glacial knot
no, this is the channel for animals
worldly axle
Im bad with home assistent
velvet horizonBOT
half wadi
Thanks Mono.
worldly axle
Mono 😓
opaque girder
Im bad with home assistent
have you bitten it yet?
worldly axle
What do you mean with that?
deft pewter
Well you bite everything, don't you?
tidal bronze
what was his name? graymatter?
Been some time
worldly axle
Well you bite everything, don't you?
Only bread that the tourists give me
glacial knot
not the tourists? Good duck
half wadi
Anyone worked with mq135? My code https://paste.debian.net/hidden/893e3dbb/ , but is showing me value like 2785600... Any idea?
deft pewter
There is no support in this channel.
And it looks like you're after help with ESPHome anyway...
velvet horizonBOT
deft pewter
👋
dull chasm
@tidal bronze yes sir ..... i been working 70 hr weeks and trying to get the 5 acres ready to move to
half wadi
is any discord server for ESPHome?
glacial knot
you can ask in the channels, that are linked by the botmessage
on this server. Just not in #the-water-cooler
dull chasm
esphome has a server ... i dont have it but will be a easy seach
noble pivot
half wadi
thanks
glacial knot
Huh, that's a different invite link than the one in the bot message.
worldly axle
what is the padawan role
velvet horizonBOT
worldly axle
Can i get the role
static schooner
You should totally ask again
opaque girder
There is a no bite policy for that
static schooner
Tag the mods
deft pewter
Yeah, keep asking.
worldly axle
can i ping Frenck?
deft pewter
Sure
clear ferry
worldly axle
without warns or a ban?
deft pewter
I think he'll beat you round the head with his clogs though.
clear ferry
worldly axle
I think he'll beat you round the head with his clogs though.
maybe
lets test it
@junior forge Hi :))
deft pewter
And that's how you earn yourself a block.
junior forge
You summoned me my lord?
deft pewter
You've tagged me multiple times today. I don't need notifications on my mobile when random people talk.
worldly axle
Dit was het eigenlijk wel 🙂
worldly axle
You've tagged me multiple times today. I don't need notifications on my mobile w...
Never tagged u
oh
nvm
static schooner
Please sir, may I have another?
clear ferry
Please sir, may I have another?
worldly axle
my pings are off
worldly axle
Sorry mono 😦
deft pewter
Good for you. Until Discord give finer control over who can ping me, I'll just block ya 😉
worldly axle
Good for you. Until Discord give finer control over who can ping me, I'll just b...
Look I can do it without a ping
clear ferry
🇺 @deft pewter
deft pewter
❤️ 🇺 @clear ferry
worldly axle
U blocked me? 😥
green inlet
Do you blame him?
deft pewter
Blame who? What?
green inlet
🤫
young sigil
pd! mate buddy o'l pal. You'll never guess where I've been or what particular state of unsobriety I'm fucking rocking.
Again.
green inlet
Ha ha ha......awesome time for you to up your HAss discord support 🤣
young sigil
I don't do dicksword much. The forum's more my thing.
green inlet
You pick your poison, I am just all about drunken support ...
green inlet
And the possibility of the comedic responses it brings
young sigil
Ther used to be an IRC channel for complete alcoholic cunts. They were old fucker though. They though my nic "bender" meant I were a poof. Not the alcohol fueled robot from Futurama that wants to kill all humans. Or sing folk music if you put magnets on my head.
young sigil
My station leader at Mawson last season were/is a poof. Like, tough poof. Afghanistan bullet hole scars tough. Do not mind if I call him that at all. Coolest SL I ever had. So cool the cunt were slack. Letting my fellow expos go out on the ice wearing cotton, no throw bag. Basic sea ice in "no one is going to rescue you land" gear. 🤷♂️ Pissed the FTO (food tasting officer / Field Training Officer ) off no end.
young sigil
I should also clarify that by "poof" I mean his partner is a man and he himself is a fit and blond Dutch person. The "I'd fuck him if I were gay" tropism seems to fit. Well.
lapis cipher
had to google for poof translation, yet another word i've missed from my vocabulary
now i understand better Winnie-the-Poof
young sigil
poof
last cedar
Hahaha
The other sort of poof
Must be a local slang, I knew what sort of poof was being used
lapis cipher
so i need to google some more?
lapis cipher
right on
not sure why i pasted that since its just about the same as above.. ohwell, take it from my bandwidth quota
lapis cipher
mine looks soft while tom's look like its made of tiles which does not sound comfortable
clear ferry
young sigil
I'll have you know that poof was made from the tanned hides of only the softest and slowest leatherback turtles.
worldly axle
tall pawn
thanks
inner lava
Thinking about starting a little room project here... Want to have addressable LED strips along the top of my room.
What LED strips and controllers would you guys recommend, also ones that can "easily" be integrated into Home Assistant?
clear ferry
Wled, ws2812
inner lava
Would also have to calculate what voltage and amperage I'd need on my power supply, guess going around a big-ish room would require more than 12V to actually light them up evenly
short gazelle
Hello everybody
worldly axle
Wait addressable led strips work with home assistent?
pallid jackal
I also found this discord server. Also cool dashboards and sharing ideas https://discord.gg/7edFdDCQ
clear ferry
Everything works with home assistant
young sigil
<#460846676358332417> perhaps?
That was definitely a #backend problem.
inner lava
Phub view counter?
I bet there's even someone who made a ||wank|| counter via Home Assistant heh
static schooner
As is this: #the-water-cooler message
clear ferry
worldly axle
I bet there's even someone who made a ||wank|| counter via Home Assistant heh
I need that
inner lava
Wled, ws2812
Hm, looked a bit on Ali, would have to buy multiple strips and build my own PSU then. Do you know if there's a calculator somewhere for that?
worldly axle
I think it's way to much work
clear ferry
There are lots of them @inner lava
The premade board from drzzzz has its own which is good
Also, why build own PSU when the AliExpress PSUs are dirt cheap
worldly axle
Is a full set expensive?
clear ferry
I bought multiple 60a5v
worldly axle
Is a full set expensive?
For addressable led strips that work with home assistent
clear ferry
No
young sigil
Hm, looked a bit on Ali, would have to buy multiple strips and build my own PSU ...
I recommend downloading the Hp42s Emulator. Best fucking calculator HP ever made. Just before that slowarse graphical rubbish.
young sigil
Can we go to Mount Spashmore?
clear ferry
$10 per 5m @worldly axle
clear ferry
Can we go to Mount Spashmore?
worldly axle
?
clear ferry
@worldly axle $2 controller
worldly axle
For addressable leds?
clear ferry
Yes
worldly axle
That work with home assistent?
clear ferry
Yes
worldly axle
Oh that's cheap
worldly axle
Can you send the links?
clear ferry
Ws2811 https://imgur.com/a/y3sIEto
young sigil
It's the power supplies for all this twinkly shit that amazes me. The Chinese have done a pretty good job of reverse engineering MeanSmell and other 'facturer's shit they been building for ages. Not exactly surprising. Still that stupid fucker who was showing photos of it gaffa-taped under his couch is why my insurance premiums are so high.
clear ferry
Long live AliExpress
young sigil
worldly axle
atxbyea which controller are you using?
clear ferry
For that setup just a wemos d1 mini plus a level shifter
half wadi
Hi, can anyone help me to upload images in my dashboard? where I need to put .jpg? I don't know what local folder.
in /usr/share/hassio/addons/local not working
velvet horizonBOT
last cedar
That was definitely a #backend problem.
Saucy
last cedar
Ws2811 https://imgur.com/a/y3sIEto
Do you have a pressure washer. To wash the unicorn sick off your house?
clear ferry
You gotta say my kink word first
clear ferry
last cedar
Raspberrypi
clear ferry
🤢
young sigil
young sigil
forest edge
Ws2811 https://imgur.com/a/y3sIEto
showing off your display for your "is it a boy, girl or fish" party again huh?
clear ferry
young sigil
I should prolly go to bed
lapis cipher
channel looks so gay
lapis cipher
well hello there
deft pewter
Get out. We already have a server raccoon.
tame sand
We need a racoon role
clear ferry
clever mortar
Fixed that for you now
velvet horizonBOT
deft pewter
@last cedar is the one true raccoon. All others are poor imitations.
But if we're doing raccoon profile pics...
velvet horizonBOT
deft pewter
Tink doesn't joke. Robots can't joke.
last cedar
<@!300242410338910209> is the one true raccoon. All others are poor imitations.
Fist/paw bump
Everyones avatars are brilliant
❤️
green inlet
And a new avatar for mono
sleek bear
Got a bit too hot....
deft pewter
The magic smoke. It escaped.
sleek bear
some of it did, I have a feeling the zink started to melt
sleek bear
It is a smoke machine. I was told "It is heating up very slow"... IT DOES NOT! It just does not know it is heating up...
last cedar
Aha
sleek bear
I took the thermocouple out to inspect it, and the thread was like butter
sleek bear
it smells so bad
deft pewter
The only kind of smoke I want in my home is bacon smoke.
sleek bear
I ordered a new thermocouple for it... if that does not fix it, I will probably make my own controller for that one too
I got another tiny super cheap smoke machine too, put an esp8266 in it with a little oled display
so now it got a web interface and some useful functions for a haunted house... where it never got used...
last cedar
I got a raccoon emoji on another server today
And the command here
Today was a GREAT day
sleek bear
last cedar
I realise my raccoon obscesion might be getting slightly out of hand
deft pewter
Raccoon master race
last cedar
NICE
sleek bear
I got the idea for this, when I found out they had a person just hiding all evening, pressing the button for a smoke machine when people passed it....
so in sensor mode a sensor can be connected to it, it can then start after a delay, run for the set time, then wait before it will trigger again
stock this smoke machine is absolutely useless
it is heating up for 5 minutes
is then ready for about a minute before it will start to heat up again
if you use it to make smoke, it can make smoke in 10-15 seconds, then it need to heat up again...
now it can heat up, and run the pump at the same time
instead of waiting until it has cooled down too much, then being unable to make smoke
lapis cipher
its rather toy-sized indeed, those do that kind of stuff
but nice you get somebody fired from his/her important job 🤣
sleek bear
Putting a better controller in it made one hell of a difference
Raised the operating temperature on it a bit too
lapis cipher
oh, sorry missed that, looked so small i had to look up, suppose it doesn't have dmx (did not google for specs further)
sleek bear
it got a wired remote, thats it
lapis cipher
thought so. anyways, nice tune-up
sleek bear
I also got an Antari Z-350, it had been a rental, so it was in a quite rough condition
working fine now
lapis cipher
depending on a machine the shutdown needs to be done properly or they are very soon not so usable
sleek bear
And also an Antari HZ-100, it had blocked nozzles... what a pain in the butt to get working properly again
lapis cipher
ie. to hint them to do the cleanup