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cedar chasm
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Also, with the mainstreaming of WFH, the "white-collar" sector is functionally globalized

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or getting there

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Let the race to the bottom commence

deft pewter
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Eh... not everywhere's gonna WFH. While some businesses are all for it, others talk like it's pure evil.

subtle pasture
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I'm literally looking into how to replace several coworkers with an AI right now...

deft pewter
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Fucking Goldman Sachs... ๐Ÿ˜ 

noble pivot
subtle pasture
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Tier 1 support, and some ticket routing, might be all AI and bots soon

cedar chasm
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The companies that stick to the old ways will have to compete with the new school

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we'll see how that goes

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Not even rhetorically speaking cause I don't know how it will go

subtle pasture
last dirge
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@subtle pasture that's the opposite of my experience

subtle pasture
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Fair, their job might just evaporate

clever mortar
deft pewter
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You know I'm tempted.

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You know my skill set, so just shout if you hear of anything. I'm cool with you passing along a link to my LinkedIn too.

clever mortar
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I will, it's what I do for many people ๐Ÿ˜„

deft pewter
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Not that I imagine there's much need to fly devs around.

last dirge
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lol

clever mortar
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Not generally, those folks tend to be more static. You can fix/take apart and insult code from anywhere

last dirge
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@deft pewter what's your language of choice?

deft pewter
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Bad English

cedar chasm
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I'm moving into the trades; specifically I'm about ready to go be an apprentice electrician.
Guessing the cable layer robots are a couple of months off

deft pewter
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I do back-end stuff with NodeJS. Would pick up another language if I had to though.

last dirge
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"I write server-side javascript"

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shudder

deft pewter
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๐Ÿ˜‚

clever mortar
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Could be worse, could be perl...

deft pewter
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It's actually pretty neat. I know it's not considered the most optimal language for it... but it's so quick to throw something together.

last dirge
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yeah

deft pewter
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And as we're writing more and more serverless stuff, it's really quick to build a few AWS Lambda functions and just deploy in seconds.

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Been working with AWS Step Functions lately too, which are just sticking Lambdas together in a flow chart. Makes for some really quick architecting of fairly complex apps.

last dirge
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I'm currently stuck in an enterprise that's stuck almost 2 decades ago

deft pewter
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Aha. I know the feeling. I'm actually on one of their newer services and they still feel so far behind.

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Can never convince them to pick up new tooling or processes. 'This is how we do things' ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

last dirge
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"this customer's running a pen test on your code"

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"cool, it's going to find all that stuff I said was a problem but you said we didn't have budget to fix"

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a few moments later

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"holy crap the pen test found all this stuff and it needs to be fixed ASAP"

deft pewter
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Sounds about right

last dirge
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"this version of jquery needs to be updated to version X due to security problems"

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upgrades jquery and testers run a month of full regression of every function on the application

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"security problems were found in that version of jquery and you must upgrade to version X+2"

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"cool, we're going to have to redo all of that regression testing because those versions aren't API compatible"

deft pewter
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I'm trying to get my department to be less worrisome around upgrades. There were a few critical CVE's announced recently that affected the versions of Node we're currently running on production. As soon as I heard, I started testing all our stuff locally on the fixed version. Even when it turned out we weren't susceptible to those particular CVE's, I still told my boss I wanted to push ahead with the upgrade to a fixed version.

last dirge
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this app is an albatross

deft pewter
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Surprised they went for it. And was slightly annoyed when I got a message today (on my day off) saying they thought they'd found a bug caused by the upgrade ๐Ÿ˜‚ Turns out they just fucked up a script somewhere.

last dirge
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mainly due to the guy that's been "in charge" of it

lapis cipher
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There's always that one guy..

deft pewter
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Sounds a bit like our principal. His way is always right and the management value whatever he says above anyone else's suggestions... to the point where any good idea coming from anyone but him is immediately discounted ๐Ÿ˜ 

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So yeah, we don't get to improve things ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

last dirge
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"this database call is really slow because we have to make a recursive call in a function that's vendor-specific to oracle"

deft pewter
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They keep asking why our stuff is so slow to deploy / difficult to test / time-consuming to change... it's because it's a frigging monolith that keeps getting more and more shit bolted to it.

last dirge
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"why don't you fix the data so you don't need to do that?"

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blank stare

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and "this call was unuseably slow so I changed the implementation to create a view in the database on demand for a user and then I made it pull all of the results from that view into an in-memory instance of an H2 database"

deft pewter
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If you like database stuff, you'll love this... they told us we had to work with DynamoDB for this project... before figuring out the requirements for this project.

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We haven't gone to prod yet and we're already getting feature requests for stuff that would've been better suited to either a relational DB or even something more flexible like Mongo. But noooooo, they wanted to be clever and use Dynamo for cost optimisation ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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Even worse... you can only query Dynamo with at most two keys before applying any filtering. So they decided that instead of a table per data type, we'd have all the data types in a single megatable and one key would be the name of the class. Hurrah, wasted half our query power before we even started development...

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I'm not experienced enough or knowledgeable enough to be a principal dev... but hell, some of their decisions are so stupid.

clever mortar
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"Principle" anything usually means done this for a long time

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Doesn't mean they know anything useful

cedar chasm
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Would almost be worth learning suggestion techniques to give those principles some sensible ideas, under those conditions.

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Too bad about the credit

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But a rising tide lifts all boats and all that jazz

deft pewter
deft pewter
# cedar chasm Too bad about the credit

We've got a decent culture. I think people would attribute the credit to the right people. It's just annoying that there's so much corporate bullshit going on preventing you doing some proper work. Way too much politicking and bureaucracy, not enough change.

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There's stuff I could do that would help us migrate from this crazy monolith to a modular approach if they'd give me a few weeks to start on it... but instead, it's always about monetising stuff. They seem to forget that if we can make things more efficient, we'll get more of the monetising work done later. We just need a pause to change some stuff first.

lapis cipher
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Going technology forward is always a failure. I understand the anxiety of new and wow stuff but its still wrong

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I mean, like choosing the database up front before any specs are layed

clever mortar
deft pewter
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One recent thing that's made me laugh... they keep going trying to do different things to cut our running costs (we have 44 EC2 instances of varying sizes per environment, total of 7 environments). They've spent weeks of time trying to figure out how small these instances can go and still perform well.

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Why didn't they just give the devs that time to split out the code that can run as lambdas/steps? ๐Ÿคฏ

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We have 2 EC2s per environment that exist solely to run scheduled jobs and fire off notifications to other boxes... prime candidate for a little lambda that runs on a scheduled basis ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

clever mortar
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Yeah, one of our DevOps people did the maths, and realised we could save a significant amount by moving as much as possible to a different running model. Sure, some things will need to be tweaked, or re-written, but the long term benefit is .... "not small"

deft pewter
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My answer to pretty much every problem/delay lately has been 'you remember this monolith I keep complaining about?' ๐Ÿ˜‚

clever mortar
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Had the amusing conversation where they were clearly winding up the pitch to rebuild things I'm responsible for, and then I deflated them with the response of I don't care how it works, I just care it works

clever mortar
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Yes, I know enough to architect this stuff, but ... that's not my job any more, and frankly I don't actually care any more. I just want things that deliver the output I want. It can all be magic behind the scenes for all I care ๐Ÿ˜„

deft pewter
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But it is all magic

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That's the only explanation for how my code actually runs.

clear ferry
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is

clever mortar
clear ferry
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You know the story is bound to be good

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When it includes a PDP

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Which is based on technology certain Americans refuse to believe in

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12 bit I hardly knew her

clever mortar
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I've been involved in enough weird ass bugs and fixes that I know that IT often appears to be magic from both sides

clear ferry
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It usually is

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Which is why my managers manager insists on calling me the magician whenever I enter the room

deft pewter
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No, he just wants you to do that trick where you disappear without trace.

clear ferry
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Atleast it is better then the Swedes I worked with that threw empty soda cans at me and was disappointed when they didn't orbit

deft pewter
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Madness. Of course they'd orbit you.

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Lexx keeps getting weirder. And despite having a load of unknowns for the main cast, there's a decent number of cameos by famous actors ๐Ÿ˜„

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Rutger Hauer, Malcolm McDowell... looking forward to seeing who's in the other seasons.

cedar chasm
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Is this Lexx, the sci-fi that started in 1997?

low harness
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That's still going??

deft pewter
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Naw, I just fancied watching something old ๐Ÿ˜„

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Yes, madao. That Lexx.

cedar chasm
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Worth a look then?

deft pewter
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It's really, really, really awful. I'd highly recommend it.

cedar chasm
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haha

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most promising

deft pewter
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Like... if you thought Farscape was weird, Lexx is waaaay out there.

clever mortar
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IMO Farscape is pretty "normal", I've watched enjoyed a lot weirder shows

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Then again, I did watch Lexx back when it came out shrug

deft pewter
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What did you think of the crossover episodes between Farscape and Stargate?

lapis cipher
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I'm go as long as there's Carter ๐Ÿ˜„

deft pewter
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Naw. It's all about Dr Keller

lapis cipher
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Not that its a huge achievement but watched all episodes of MacGyver and Stargate, not so much any spinoffs or remakes (of sort)

deft pewter
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So you just stalk Richard Dean Anderson? ๐Ÿ˜‚

lapis cipher
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Can't help but MacGyver was The Idol when i was a kid

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I guess so ๐Ÿ˜„

subtle pasture
deft pewter
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They sure do. Both genders too...

subtle pasture
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e'yup

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Can we talk about how ripped Michael Shanks got in the latter half of SG1? lol

midnight adder
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im trying to get a wemos working from an adapter, yet the adapter is specified being a 5v one

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but i measure 7.7v

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what do i do

subtle pasture
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"Who's the chiseled buff dude, and what has he done with Daniel Jackson?"

midnight adder
deft pewter
subtle pasture
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We're missing a "diwhy" channel ๐Ÿคฃ

last dirge
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I'd imagine you should learn how a VOM works

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and why you're getting the reading you are

cloud laurel
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hello, how do you guys connect to your home assistant instance from outside your home network?

noble pivot
deft pewter
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And please read the topics ๐Ÿ‘€

cloud laurel
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i did. this is the only channel that isn't related to some part of home assistant

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and there is no on-off-topic channel lol

deft pewter
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You interrupted our discussion about buff Michael Shanks ๐Ÿ˜ข

lapis cipher
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n00b moment, went (accidentally clicked) to hangout and couldn't get out ๐Ÿคฃ

deft pewter
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Yeah, the Discord controls for that suck. They should really appear closer to the voice channel itself.

lapis cipher
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at least i didn't try any voice commands

cedar chasm
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Stupid Sexy Michael Shanks

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Caught the first episode of Lexx, has potential, I must say

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It had a fun insectoid drone bomb sequence and there was a winter soldier

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Solid first outing in my book

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Oh and the mayor from SpinCity

deft pewter
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Haha... that drone bomb bit was annoying.

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But yeah... if that episode hasn't put you off, you'll probably like the rest.

low harness
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OH! MY! F**N GOD!
My iphone just canceled the long running process of downloading all the photos from it in order to free up some storage.
And guess why? Why, to inform me that it was almost out of storage space, of course!

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*inform me again

clever mortar
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You may have missed the first one

hushed basalt
deft pewter
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I love the puddle one ๐Ÿ˜„

vagrant yew
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The original movie still is good

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Too bad the series went up and down quality wise.

forest edge
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amanda tapping was smokin in the early series

forest edge
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how music gets converted when crossing the Louisiana line @dull chasm https://youtu.be/gwti7-cEHh8

dull chasm
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sounds about right

hushed basalt
forest edge
tidal bronze
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Outstanding! "This should play during the credits, when the world ends"๐Ÿ‘

forest edge
tidal bronze
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Yep always happy.

forest edge
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we call it "special needs" here but "happy" works lol

tidal bronze
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Comes with beautiful sunny days all year around.

forest edge
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google learning your wicked ways

tidal bronze
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Interesting, future of automation

wet pilot
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I've had it prompt me for that for setting an alarm on one of my home devices

forest edge
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I like that they added alot more stuff to the time part on google phones. you can see alot more upcming stuff rather than just like upcoming flghts like before

tidal bronze
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Very soon writing automations for common things will be thing of the past.

forest edge
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what do you mean? depending on the product it's already like that for many

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like nest thermostats

tidal bronze
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Thermostats are the dumbest of the lot ๐Ÿคฃ unless there's loads of hand holding with temp data and motion data.

forest edge
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that might be but learning and preadjusting the temp based off past user input during certian conditions still is automating itself

tidal bronze
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Playing back a schedule is meh but ok. ๐Ÿ‘

forest edge
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its not a schedule

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using my moms nest as an example. it was installed, nothing but location set at time of installation and after 2 years she never touches it for anything through both summer and winter

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it uses outsiode weather data fetched from net based on her pref and just adjusts the inside temp accordingly

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it's not rocket science or anything but still is classifed as self automating lol

tidal bronze
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Depends on many variables but it's the least smart thing I have owned. Nest since initial release and ecobee since initial release. Actually ecobee a tad bit better with temp averaging still not that smart.

forest edge
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well depends what you consider "smart" for a thermostat that uses outside and inside as well as user input to judge an action and commence said action on it's own without needing a user is "smart" in my eyes

tidal bronze
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I agree. KC smart and LA smart, well 2 different enchiladas ๐Ÿ˜†

forest edge
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if your coffee maker had a sensor to know what type of movies you were watching while the user brewed a cup, it might know that when you watch sap love movies your gonna need a cup and make you one without you even needing to get off the couch

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that is considered "smart"

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yea well last I checked you still don't have flying uber cars and your fully automated vehicles still run people over so I wouldn't go boasting about calfornians being "smarter" lol

tidal bronze
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Everything you use and call smart was made here right ?

forest edge
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no

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not by a long shot lool

tidal bronze
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Not the manual churning ice cream maker.

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Like the nest you ranted about.

forest edge
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pretty sure china is leading on the "smart" iot stuff

tidal bronze
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Dying here. ๐Ÿคฃ

forest edge
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you know alot of your silcone vally is moving to texas right?

tidal bronze
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BS.

forest edge
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does that mean texas is smarter than california?

tidal bronze
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When that happens we will revisit that.

tidal bronze
forest edge
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you know when some dude in maine invents an automatic toilet scrubber then moves to california to better setup up his startup buisness that dosen't make the scrubber a california invention either lol

tidal bronze
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Hmm no, just shows how good we are at adopting and making things happen. Or it will be a napkin dream in Maine.

forest edge
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and the following toliet scrubber mark 8 may have been concieved and improved upon while within the state of california it still dosen't make the original concept of the device a californian made invention either lol

tidal bronze
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I know you are hurting. It will be alright. You should listen to the chipmunk song you posted earlier.

forest edge
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and the biggest retort I can say is, if california was damn great then why you bastards keep moving here to KC? go home! lol

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tired of seeing those black licence plates with yellow/orangeish numbers around here lol

tidal bronze
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Finally you guys have some hope. ๐Ÿ‘

forest edge
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sounds like a desperate attempt to sleep at night after knowing people are leaving lol

tidal bronze
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Hmmm

forest edge
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if you saw the amount of new cali plates poping up just around this area alone you would know cali are leaving in droves lol

tidal bronze
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Of course remote working can save people money. It's not rocket science. But if someone has to move to KC from Cali, oh boy.

forest edge
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if it was a few then sure.. we are past filling entire apartment complexes

tidal bronze
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I doubt that, but if it makes you happy ๐Ÿ‘Œ

forest edge
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can doubt all you want, i am being serious

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and that is just this area

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if there was something worth moving here for i could see it

tidal bronze
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Hmm I know you are not used to people. That's why I am doubting.

forest edge
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but there isn't anything here lol

tidal bronze
forest edge
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yea well i do have to drive from point A to B and now I have to mitigate cali drivers which is a nightmare

tidal bronze
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Be gentle.

forest edge
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and those plates piss me off

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piss me off cause when I was younger I would have wanted those plates lol

tidal bronze
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Love the black plates.

forest edge
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and the worst part

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they are not hot blondes

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i mean wtf

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talk about getting ripped off

tidal bronze
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I apologize ๐Ÿ˜”

forest edge
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you should

tidal bronze
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Do you carry your share of sesame sprinkled toasted kale ?

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That's how you find them.

forest edge
tidal bronze
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@forest edge how's the housing market there?

forest edge
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@tidal bronze like everywhere else, the pandemic has forced prices down lol

tidal bronze
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Prices down ?

forest edge
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i mean in a competitive sense

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they say we are surging to catching up to other areas as for cost of living etc

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not sure how i feel about that

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I guess when I die my properties might sell for 10x what I paid for them but that doesn't benefit me none plus I am stuck with taxes going up lol

tidal bronze
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And rental prices up or down ?

forest edge
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oh i dunno, assume up. where I live and KC prices are not hand in hand when it comes to rental

tidal bronze
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Lots for sale.

forest edge
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yea well places like that located in the areas they are in are always listed lol

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I guess the ghetto are fetching more for thier shit homes

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looking to move here too?

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you would want to look for houses around the 600k range lol

tidal bronze
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Rental property

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Brentwood in KC is as expensive as LA ๐Ÿคฃ

forest edge
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well the house cost may be but you know taxes are not lol

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we have a few pockets of rich type homes and they are like in their own ecosystem

tidal bronze
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1010 Brentwood Cir. Beautiful

tidal bronze
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Yes.

forest edge
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your gonna wanna do a google street view of that before commenting lol

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this day and age everyone is out to rip others off so no matter how nice a house might be you can bet there is something around it that is pure aids

tidal bronze
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Lol

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Just browsing around.

forest edge
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I get architects hounding me to buy my farm simply because it is close enough to the city yet away from all the clutter of neighbors etc

last dirge
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I get people constantly cold calling/texting/mailing me about buying my rental property

forest edge
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because people are buying up any land they can and trying to smash as many homes together on it as possible

last dirge
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it's not subdivisible

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so...

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it's been rented for 8 years almost occupied 100% of the time

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so maybe they're seeing that

forest edge
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godforbid if someone wants to buy something cause they like how it is and want to keep it that way

last dirge
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this is all from "investment companies"

tidal bronze
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Nothing left in LA anymore. Waiting for end of March correction.

forest edge
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doesn't LA just expand it's borders so they can keep smashing lemmings together?

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there is the water.. sooner or later you'll be on the beach and 360 degree around you will be homes, some on land, some on stilts lol

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where is the thanos snap when you need amirite

tidal bronze
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Very hard to fine 2/4 multi units.

forest edge
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you buying homes and renting them?

tidal bronze
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Yes been doing that a long time.

forest edge
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gross

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renting land is perfectly fine

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renting a home is gross

tidal bronze
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That's what I used to think.

forest edge
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even if you are paying some buisness to handle all the headaches part, thier cut is too much making the end gain not worth it

tidal bronze
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5% is not bad at all

forest edge
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bs

last dirge
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or!

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you can find tenants that don't suck a D

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and you rarely ever hear from them

forest edge
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you could win the lotto too brian

last dirge
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and they more than cover your mortgage note

tidal bronze
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Yep. I have some like that.

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Still converted everything to mgmt. Just easier.

forest edge
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how the hell did you find a buisness that handles the collection and fixing of shit for only 5%

last dirge
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I just have my "accidental landlord" property

tidal bronze
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Usual rate is 7% they go down to 3% as well. 5% is happy medium

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Depends on number of doors

forest edge
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must be a cut throat buisness in cali then lol

tidal bronze
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In Vegas as well lol

forest edge
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you won't get that here

tidal bronze
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There's always a way.

forest edge
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you'll end up paying more in the end that much I can promise you

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now see with just land, there is nothing.. you collect and thats it lol

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the occasional make sure noone is storing toxic waste or anything and you are good to go

tidal bronze
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Will never do commercial ever.

forest edge
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agricultural not commercial lol

tidal bronze
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That I have no clue.

forest edge
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don't need a clue, you rent land a cow sits on

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and your done

tidal bronze
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Lmao

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I know that's what YOU do.

last dirge
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GME tho

tidal bronze
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Oh boy.

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That's just nuts.

forest edge
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well if you rent a farm that is being used to grow stuff it's not any diffrent lol

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if the dude i renting to now ever stops my farm will turn into growing weed lol

tidal bronze
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@last dirge you playing GME?

last dirge
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mostly as a long-term hold

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but it looks like it's actually going to squeeze harder than it did last time

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so we'll see

tidal bronze
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Long term huh. Interesting.

last dirge
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up almost 17K as it sits right now

tidal bronze
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Good for you man

last dirge
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yeah, they did some pretty rapid pivoting last month

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changed out most of the C suite

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shifted a good portion of their online presence to selling computer hardware

tidal bronze
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Yep read about that.

last dirge
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so they're already doing what the new CEO said they were going to do

tidal bronze
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Still the current price is nuts.

last dirge
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it's going to go up

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lot of deep dive analysis on current short percentages and most everybody agrees that the shorts shorted again

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and now it's worse than it was before

tidal bronze
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Made some and gave up. Did you go in on tesla?

last dirge
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nah, all my stuff was tied up during bear time

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I've stayed the hell out of it since before the split

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damn up 20% from yesterday

tidal bronze
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Yes indeed. Took ARKK along with it. ๐Ÿ˜†

last dirge
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wish my pot stocks would rebound like that

tidal bronze
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Don't tell me tilray

last dirge
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nah, Sundial

tidal bronze
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Oh. Do you think it will bounce?

last dirge
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it's coming back slowly

forest edge
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@tidal bronze aside from needing more tweaking frigate seems to be working ok

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what fps do you have yours set to?

tidal bronze
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8.4 is fantastic.

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5fps

forest edge
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8.4?

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oh your running the addon

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I think 5fps has the chance to miss stuff if it moves quick enough

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mine is set at that cause it was default but planning to up it some and test it out

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I noticed sometimes when I go get the mail it dosen't catch me

last dirge
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you running a Coral?

forest edge
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no

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even at 60 bucks I can't justify the cost for it to be on one camera

last dirge
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damnit, I shouldn't have looked at this

forest edge
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now if the coral could handle more than one sure, but it can't

last dirge
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you running that on unix?

forest edge
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in a docker on linux

last dirge
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veeeeery interesting

tidal bronze
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You can get the mini pcie or m.2 24.99

last dirge
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got nowhere to put that tho

forest edge
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if you had those slots lol

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my pc this is running on dosen't even have usb 3 lol

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i would need a pcix1

tidal bronze
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5 fps is fine even if fedex guy runs still get the cropped and tagged telegram image. Good enough for me.

hushed basalt
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๐Ÿคข

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Pcix

forest edge
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yea it catches most, just saying at 5fps it isn't catching everythijng\

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i would like for it to catch animals but hasn't caught a single one yet

last dirge
#

looks like my NUC has two m2 ports

#

HMMMM

tidal bronze
#

Running on a dedicated nuc i7.

forest edge
#

@hushed basalt only means of adding usb 3.0 to an older pc too

hushed basalt
#

Do you think it's missing things because it's blurry or because too much just happens between frames

last dirge
#

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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NUC got cheap

tidal bronze
#

Indeed.

last dirge
#

that's what I run hass on

forest edge
#

over 400 is cheap?

#

what world do you people live ion

last dirge
#

compared to what I paid for it, yeah

tidal bronze
last dirge
#

I'm on the "I make a good living" world

forest edge
#

I wonder if the rpi4 could handle frigate at 5fps is the real question lol

hushed basalt
#

I'm not a fan of nucs

last dirge
#

porque no?

forest edge
#

@tidal bronze playdough you say

hushed basalt
#

I'd avoid mobile processors altogether

static schooner
#

There are just cheaper options for the same perf

last dirge
#

not with the same footprint or power consumption

tidal bronze
#

Been running nucs for a long time. Just great

forest edge
#

HA blue

#

now that would run frigate

last dirge
#

is it still unobtanium?

forest edge
#

the odroid is always available, just may not be fancy blue lol

last dirge
#

that's a quarter of the price of that nuc

tidal bronze
#

Frigate media browser is too good.

hushed basalt
#

You have to include the power supply and mess of cables to compare footprint

forest edge
last dirge
#

@tidal bronze how many cameras are you looking at?

tidal bronze
#

16

static schooner
last dirge
#

it's an i5 though

static schooner
#

They have diff processor models

#

$164

forest edge
#

gotta be careful which chip it is too, they are not all made equal lol

hushed basalt
#

Intel Frost Canyon NUC (NUC 10i7FNHAA) Review: Big Win | Digital ...

#

'footprint'

tidal bronze
#

I run on i7 2 x corals. All zigbee and zw motion now idling. @last dirge

forest edge
#

lol 2 corals.. fancy

last dirge
#

local storage or NFS mount?

tidal bronze
#

Local

hushed basalt
#

What's the thermal throttling like on a NUC

forest edge
#

actually that isn't fancy at all quad you super cheap ass, why aren't you sourcing your feeds out to some company to handle all that then text you the image? lol

tidal bronze
#

@forest edge I depend on it. So nothing fancy

hushed basalt
#

Comparing it to desktop processors is apples to oranges

tidal bronze
#

Although motion retrigger could be better. To count idle person and dog etc.

hushed basalt
#

My go to will always be a USFF machine with internal PSU

last dirge
#

my NVR has limited functionality

hushed basalt
#

One IEC cable in, done

forest edge
#

how many feeds can you dump onto one coral device?

last dirge
#

might take a serious look at Frigate

tidal bronze
#

You should. Puts all my NVRs to shame.

last dirge
#

then I could put all my ipcams on their own VLAN

#

and still access them through frigate

#

so security++

tidal bronze
#

Yep

#

That's how I have mine setup.

last dirge
#

might have to sacrifice some cryptocurrency for the greater good

forest edge
#

lol

tidal bronze
#

I would not touch that BTC

forest edge
#

yea it will tank soon enough

hushed basalt
#

@static schooner a USFF like a 9020 are great options too

last dirge
#

ETH

hushed basalt
#

Smaller footprint than a NUC once you account for power supply

tidal bronze
#

Oh cool

forest edge
#

@tidal bronze how many feeds you got piping through a single coral?

tidal bronze
#

Didn't look at it. Sometime ago 1 handled 8 no issues.

forest edge
#

and if you are using a coral why the hell do you have it set to only 5fps?

tidal bronze
#

Enough for my use.

forest edge
#

these usb 3 corals?

tidal bronze
#

Yes

#

I just use for person triggers and motion and dog count for sprinkler

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Actually that idea is from @last dirge

last dirge
#

dog sprinkler automation FTW

forest edge
#

he put more in for the addon for HA than running it seperate

#

that is obvious

tidal bronze
#

@last dirge remember your 5 minute sprinkler run after dogs. Now frigate takes care of that.

last dirge
#

my use case isn't that serious

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I've only got one camera in the back yard that can only see part of the yard

forest edge
#

watering down dog poo? gross

last dirge
#

@tidal bronze my sprinkler trick didn't do enough

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got a soil test and my pH is WAY off

tidal bronze
#

I run 8 minutes now with mp2000

#

Still some spots but nothing terrible

last dirge
#

recommended applying 330 pounds of lime per 1ksqft

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which is ridiculous

#

we'll see how it turns out

tidal bronze
#

So you mailed it in ?

last dirge
#

threw down like 160 pounds of lime last week

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yeah

#

used Waypoint analytical

tidal bronze
#

Gotta do it one of these days.

last dirge
#

I'll be doing it yearly from now on

#

hopefully stuff won't get out of whack

tidal bronze
#

Planning to change out front area hybrid tea roses and must do the test before that.

last dirge
#

don't roses like acidic soil?

tidal bronze
#

Yes it does. But gotta change out sprinklers to drip. They don't like water on leafs.

last dirge
#

Rainbird makes a conversion head

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turns a pop-up into a drip manifold

tidal bronze
#

Nice.

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I have a few toros left gotta throw them out.

forest edge
#

lawn junkies

last dirge
#

gotta have something I"m good at

forest edge
last cedar
#

๐Ÿ˜ข

clear ferry
winter wren
#

in romanian iubi = my love .... funny

forest edge
#

yes invest in a device that can fail and permanently lock you out of your shit

dusky plank
#

munin node on opnsense does not list any services ๐Ÿค•

last cedar
#

Oh dear :/

gusty wraith
#

The unbelievable feeling when you develop 3 different styles of heating control and every single one does the same in the end. yay... ๐Ÿ˜„

#

Turns out these things are just that simple....

#

But i've got one more algorithm which stands out: set the feed setpoint according to valve opening. that's killer. rooms get warm and the average feed temperature is 10ยฐ lower than usual. hope it pays off. on the other hand the one that looks at the return temperature and decreases the feed accordingly is crap... but my 17 year old gas boiler is now as smart as the 2020 models. feels like slapping in a car pc into an oldtimer but eh... gotta do something with spare time right?

clever mortar
#

Well, in a lot of cases the difference is just the control, not the hardware, so ... ๐Ÿคž

deft pewter
#

I forgot how quiet it gets in here on a weekday morning. You nerds all doing your jobs instead of slacking off on Discord? ๐Ÿค”

winter wren
#

when outside is snowing heavily....all u need is to enjoy the silence ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

lapis cipher
#

busy trying to avoid any type of work

deft pewter
#

I had to take a couple of days off to drive my missus to/from appointments and I'd honestly prefer being at work ๐Ÿ˜„

#

Snowing in Romania at the moment, Adrian? Isn't it a bit late in the year? ๐Ÿค”

lapis cipher
#

Lots of new snow here too yesterday and -20, i was like wth, its march already

winter wren
#

well...a little bit late, but...we cannot match the nature

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unfortunately some flowers/trees were about to blossom

lapis cipher
#

According to official measurements we got 17 cm of snow yesterday

winter wren
#

where?

clear ferry
#

This is why you have two @forest edge

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And backups offline

deft pewter
#

I'm a peasant. I only have one.

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But it's also not my only way into accounts...

winter wren
#

atx...u sent snow here?

lapis cipher
#

Better have two..

deft pewter
#

That can't be real. The cloud isn't just some server farm, is it? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

clear ferry
#

@winter wren snowing here too ๐Ÿ˜„

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I have usually three forms of MFA

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yubikey \ google auth and phone or email

lapis cipher
#

You are correct mono, there are no computers in cloud since it wouldn't be then " a cloud"

clear ferry
#

but all my ssh keys to customers is on my yubikeys

deft pewter
#

I only have my own SSH keys to worry about. Can always generate new ones if I lose them ๐Ÿ˜„

lapis cipher
#

There must be some great hurry on many companies that were having all their eggs on one basket..

clear ferry
#

that datacenter fire reminded me of a DC in sweden, they had installed fire supression without silencers on them

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so most disks just failed when the gas released

lapis cipher
#

Backups? In the cloud..

clear ferry
#

spinning drives that is

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๐Ÿ˜„

deft pewter
#

Silencers? Like regulators?

clear ferry
#

I've seen a similar situation in norway, DC door was bent outwards in the top corner, and all drives reported 6000ms latency for a few seconds

#

๐Ÿ˜„

lapis cipher
#

Yeah read about that stuff at some point

deft pewter
#

So the sudden pressure change killed the disks?

clear ferry
#

yeah, they equalize the pressure or something

lapis cipher
#

sound wave, its a physical hit to disks

#

ah that too

#

two things..

deft pewter
#

Most gas systems will have a regulator to control flow rate. Sounds ridiculous to install a system that doesn't.

deft pewter
#

You're literally allowing an explosion otherwise.

clear ferry
#

Something like this

lapis cipher
#

interesting to read what the investigation reveals for this fire, something malfunctioned or what..

clear ferry
#

the one DC I was in didn't have time to regulate the gas, because some electrician had dropped 230v on the cylinders

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to they just released all at once

#

๐Ÿ˜„

lapis cipher
#

I wouldn't want to be around at that point...

clear ferry
#

there was another DC where a lady was trapped when the alarm sounded

#

and the door didn't open...

#

she panicked and started kicking the door, which didn't help

#

she got out, but her ears were a bit shot

lapis cipher
#

i was once working on a datacenter when the fire alarm went on. Since i wear ear protection i simply didn't hear (nor see) anything in the middle of the racks. Staff member came to take me out. -> just maybe some more visual alarms would be nice...

clear ferry
#

Usually the alarms in the DCs I work are so hard that even if Sonata Arctica is blasting at 240dB in my ears I can hear it

deft pewter
#

Is it as dramatic as the movies make it look? Sealed room full of inert gas and you die if you're stuck inside? ๐Ÿ˜„

lapis cipher
#

I'm happy to say, as a customer, that i have rarely experienced fires at the datacenters ๐Ÿ˜„

clear ferry
#

not die, but it isn't pleasant they say

#

but if you stay in there you could probably be deprived of oxygen, but modern systems don't remove all oxygen I believe

#

Like... I work in DCs with 10-11% oxygen

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they are interesting, but don't stay too long

deft pewter
#

That explains your brain damage.

lapis cipher
#

haha

clear ferry
#

I had that before

#

this is just extra

#

Reminds me, I need to calibrate my printer a bit

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so I can print the stuff @lapis cipher wants

deft pewter
#

atx - do you know if you'd be able to run Syncthing on TrueNAS SCALE? Maybe as a Docker container? The more I think about setting up a NAS, the more I realise my current backups suck ๐Ÿ˜„

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Plus I keep running low on HDD space for movies/TV on my main PC.

clear ferry
#

if it runs in docker, you can run it on scale

#

but just run rclone and rsync jobs

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๐Ÿ˜„

deft pewter
#

Might put together something cheap soon then. You were recommending a G8 before, right?

clear ferry
#

Well, how many disk bays do you need ?

deft pewter
#

I'll be happy if I can put together something with 12-16TB to start with, with room to grow in the future.

#

Looking at current prices, I'll probably go with 2x6TB.

clear ferry
#

you'd be better off with 4x4TB in RAIDz2 probably

deft pewter
#

Is that striped and mirrored? Don't think I'm that fussed about speed or redundancy, I just need more space.

clear ferry
#

well Truenas is zfs based

deft pewter
#

Basically something that doesn't draw too much power but can still run SCALE and a few containers, and so I can dump all my media there (which can all be replaced anyway). I back up personal stuff to the cloud already.

clear ferry
#

so it used zfs sets, be it mirrors, raidz1 \ raidz2 \ raidz3

deft pewter
#

Hmm. So 4x4TB in RAIDz2 would give me 8TB?

clear ferry
#

yes

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or you can be a rebel like me

#

and do 4x in raidz1

deft pewter
#

I don't need petabytes...

clear ferry
#

only one drive redundancy, but I've had.... one drive failure in production the last 10 years

deft pewter
#

How's that work? 12TB of space and 4TB to back it all up? ๐Ÿค”

clear ferry
#

so I run a 4x10TB in Raid1z + 3x 6TB in Raid1z + 3x 2TB in mirror for my primary storage

#

plus 2x300GB mirrored for boot

deft pewter
#

This is all going over my head ๐Ÿ˜„

clear ferry
#

and my secondary system is just a BOD, 500GB rust + 512GB SSD + 3TB rust + 250GB rust

#

that runs pure debian though

winter wren
#

so...all norway is in your house

clear ferry
#

with ext4 filesystems

#

psssh, I haven't even mentioned my 16x 2TB SSDs that are just laying around ๐Ÿ˜„

winter wren
#

๐Ÿ˜ฎ

deft pewter
#

Reading up on ZFS now. This parity block stuff is magic

clear ferry
#

zfs is very sturdy

#

I trust it over most raid-controller systems for integrity

#

but for ease HPE Smart Array is amazing

deft pewter
#

This sounds worrying:

You can now tolerate a single disk failure in this new vdev and a single disk failure in the older one. But if more than one disk fail within a single vdev, thatโ€™s not recoverable. Your entire pool is rendered useless even the healthier vdevs.

#

How does one vdev failing bring down the rest?

clear ferry
#

well, you expand pools with vdevs

#

so if you start out with a 4xsomething in raidz1 in your vdev

#

you have to expand with another vdev of the same size

clever mortar
#

That's standard "RAID" stuff though, and why you have multiple redundancy, and backups

clear ferry
#

I don't add more than one vdev per pool

#

the psychos over in the homelab servers add 4-5 vdevs per pool with striped mirrors

#

because they buy 16 used 4TB drives

deft pewter
#

I get the distinction between pools and vdevs. Just not sure what one vdev dying kills the others. Aren't they independent 'clusters'?

clear ferry
#

vdevs adds to pools

ancient beacon
#

if your data is 'that' important i advice to use hotspare...... my 2 cents

clear ferry
#

eh, I backup the important stuff internally and externally, it is only 180GB so far

deft pewter
#

That's the thing. My data isn't important. It's movies and TV shows. Random downloads that I could get again if I really wanted to.

clear ferry
#

so I manage fine

deft pewter
#

Sure, it'd be a pain to have to build my collection from scratch but it wouldn't be the end of the world.

clear ferry
#

y

ancient beacon
#

zfs/raid is not a replacement for backup, true

clear ferry
#

most people think it is

#

๐Ÿ˜„

ancient beacon
#

sigh

clear ferry
#

or... pROSumeRS think it is

winter wren
#

why is not a backup ?

deft pewter
#

It's all in one place.

#

One fire... everything's gone.

clear ferry
#

it's not a backup unless it is on three seperate physical locations in my book

ancient beacon
#

@clear ferry so true

deft pewter
#

atx backs up to OVHcloud. Perfectly safe, never had a fire.

clear ferry
#

but I do this for a living..

winter wren
#

hey hey....don't mix things...backup is backup...DR is ...another story

clear ferry
#

I hadn't even heard of OVHcloud before today ๐Ÿ˜„

#

backup isn't backup unless it has left the primary site ๐Ÿ˜‰

#

then it is just a copy

clever mortar
#

This is why for all my key data I have:

  • ZFS snapshot
  • Local network backup (x2 in a few cases)
  • Cloud backup (x2 providers in a few cases)
#

I probably should add a third cloud provider... ๐Ÿค”

lapis cipher
#

mono, back in the mp3 time we solved the backup issue by contributing to a one massive collection which was mirrored by a handful of people ๐Ÿ™‚

deft pewter
#

Until about a month ago, all my key data was on a single disk in my home PC ๐Ÿ˜‚

#

Finally backed up holiday/wedding photos and my documents to the cloud.

deft pewter
#

I too am old enough to remember those days.

lapis cipher
#

nope, rsync ๐Ÿ™‚

winter wren
#

oDC DC++

lapis cipher
#

it was our private collection

#

there was some REALLY weird music, also of course good one but the idea was "anything goes" since the space isn't an issue with mp3's

#

it still exists but not much used i think, at least i don't use it at this point

#

As for fires, here is my workspace and computers, or what's left of it..

ancient beacon
#

oh my.....

lapis cipher
#

Just to point out the importance of OFFSITE backups

winter wren
#

in cloud there is not so much space to rent

clear ferry
#

Jottacloud unlimited yes

ancient beacon
#

and not to forget the 'human' error. I bet that destroyed a large part in the cases of data loss

winter wren
#

oh..u host jottacloud ?

lapis cipher
#

This is how you perform a photo recovery on physical copies (thank dog for albums that are hard to burn)

ancient beacon
#

๐Ÿ™‚

lapis cipher
#

lets just remember every raid is software raid ๐Ÿ™‚

clear ferry
#

with hardware offloading sometimes

#

๐Ÿ˜„

#

but there is good software raid, and there is shitty software raid

#

and then there is firmware raid

#

๐Ÿคข

ancient beacon
#

i like the hardware cache of raidcontrollers ....... better then nothing

turbid finch
#

why is there just always a muted acc in hangout?

ancient beacon
#

but again, raid is not a backup solution

clear ferry
#

because people are strange

lapis cipher
#

maybe he has same issue as i had yesterday, finding way out from the hangout ๐Ÿ˜„

turbid finch
#

they have never spoken anywhere

#

seems normal

clear ferry
#

hmmm, I should configure my yubikey to my aws

#

and start using some free tier stuff

opaque girder
#

Azure charged me 0.01 for playing with their storage blobs ๐Ÿคฃ

forest edge
clear ferry
#

actually it will

#

my handwriting is useless

#

@lapis cipher it's printing, lets see if it fails ๐Ÿ˜„

forest edge
deft pewter
#

You can do quite a lot before having to pay for anything. Just watch out for the stuff that's free forever vs free for the first X months.

deft pewter
opaque girder
deft pewter
#

Don't forget all that chemical waste they pass off as cheese.

clear ferry
#

are you making fun of the brits again ?

deft pewter
#

We're not the ones with that brown cheese crap.

#

British cheeses are actually really good. Mmm, Wensleydale.

clear ferry
#

mmmmm brown cheese

clear ferry
forest edge
#

its from having nothing much else to milk for cheese than goats

clear ferry
#

sorry we can't all be milking bulls all day Shrug

deft pewter
#

That's okay. You can use the time you save teaching me the ways of homemade NAS ๐Ÿ‘Œ

lapis cipher
#

Don't, you will do it wrong anyways as per opinions by others ๐Ÿคฃ

deft pewter
#

Meh. If it works, it works.

lapis cipher
#

its quiet here now as people are busy making their missing backups ๐Ÿ˜„

clear ferry
#

As long as you listen to people with good insights and have a good bullshit filter you'll be fine

deft pewter
forest edge
clear ferry
#

The Microserver gen8 is popular I know yes, I don't touch it myself

opaque girder
#

(it)

forest edge
deft pewter
#

Looks like they'd still cost hundreds. Feels like I'd be better off building something myself.

clear ferry
#

aye

#

there is a great UK shop

#

hang on

#

I've ordered from these a few times

#

great people

deft pewter
#

Cheers, will check them out too. I don't see any bundles though, just components... so looks like a job for PC Part Picker ๐Ÿ˜„

clear ferry
#

they have some pre-put together builds too

#

but I have selected the parts I need

deft pewter
#

I see prebuilt rack servers and I see barebones for other formats. I must be missing the other prebuilt stuff.

#

Fuck, their background is annoying. Those pinstripes flicker every time you scroll.

#

Turned off the style in dev tools smart

#

lol... cases with optical drives.

#

What socket should I look for? I see a lot of anti-AMD sentiment on Reddit for NAS/homelab stuff but I don't know why.

clear ferry
#

I run on a 11 year old Intel CPU

#

it kills everything I throw at it

deft pewter
#

Cool. Will look at 1151

#

128GB RAM, right?

clear ferry
#

๐Ÿคฃ

#

it helps

deft pewter
#

I'm thinking 16 or 32GB. More just seems silly for something that'll mostly be used for storage.

clear ferry
#

well, zfs loves memory

#

the more the better for performance

#

32 will suffice

#

16 will be tight

deft pewter
#

Eh... does it really matter that much for streaming videos? Not even sure where Plex is going to live, might move it to the NAS so I can do stuff with my PC off.

#

Let's say Plex was on there and I eventually want 4k movies?

clear ferry
#

I run everything on my truenas

#

of media

clever mortar
#

16 GB RAM is ok for ZFS - my FreeBSD box has that much RAM and even with 8 GB just for ZFS it's doing fine ๐Ÿ˜„

#

More doesn't hurt, sure, but... I'd not say "tight"

deft pewter
#

I only recently filled in the empty slots of my gaming PC and barely notice a difference.

#

Mostly, the extra RAM just means Chrome can have more tabs open ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

clear ferry
#

you'll never regret having more ram

#

you will regret having not enough

clever mortar
#

Yeah, if you're debating go for the next "step" up

deft pewter
#

I';m also trying to do this on a budget. I don't get handed free equipment like you do ๐Ÿ˜„

clever mortar
#

Installing half a TB of RAM though is overkill for normal folks ๐Ÿ˜›

clear ferry
#

Half a TB ?

#

what is this ?

deft pewter
#

Storage time... found a nice 6 bay case, probably won't even fill every bay but it's no more expensive than 2/4 bay cases.

clear ferry
#

Microservers ?

deft pewter
#

1xSSD for the OS, then a few HDD's for storage?

clear ferry
#

Aye, any used 60GB drive will probably suffice

#

just do automated backups of config if you are running single drive

deft pewter
#

PC Part Picker is lame. It's suggesting 3200 DDR when the board only supports up to 2666... ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

gusty wraith
#

they don't account for bios updates on the board too if the CPU is too new

deft pewter
#

Hmm. No such thing as a mini-ITX with more than 4xSATA? ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

clear ferry
#

Probably not without a PCI-e card

clear ferry
#

2U or bust

deft pewter
#

They don't seem to support NVMe either, so my OS drive is going to eat up a slot.

#

Probably would've used a channel anyway, if not a physical slot.

clear ferry
#
  • Small
  • Flexible
  • Possibility of growth
  • Cheap
#

choose two

#

๐Ÿ˜„

deft pewter
#

Yeah... I'm not asking for the world. NVMe isn't exactly uncommon now though.

#

You'd think they'd include it on small form factor boards because the goal is to build something... small.

gusty wraith
#

but the boards are a little bit behind on that one....at least on the itx factor

#

but...i mean...the only limiting factor is the case imho

hushed basalt
#

I found mini itx to always be off the bell curve of value

deft pewter
#

I, one of my favourite bits of PC building:

Some Intel B360 chipset motherboards may need a BIOS update prior to using Coffee Lake Refresh CPUs. Upgrading the BIOS may require a different CPU that is supported by older BIOS revisions.

#

Sure, I have a spare CPU lying around for that.

gusty wraith
#

sure...

#

happened to a neighbor

clear ferry
#

I've done upgrades like that in the field in the middle of generations

#

funtimes

gusty wraith
#

he ended up ordering a mobo with bios updated flashed by the shop

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add 20โ‚ฌ

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yikes

deft pewter
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Ouch

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I haven't run into it yet but I'd hate to find my parts won't work because the BIOS was a version behind.

gusty wraith
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the alternative was to convince AMD to send a bootkit because asus wasn't much of a help

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they stated "nope, sorry, gotta buy some fancy ROG dogshit for double the price to flash a bios without cpu. kthxbye!"

deft pewter
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Yeah, that's really shitty

gusty wraith
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and AMD responded "look at this handy troubleshooting guide once more..."

deft pewter
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Hmm. Before storage, I'm already at ยฃ450. So much for coming up with a budget build ๐Ÿ˜„

gusty wraith
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yeah... i looked for a cheapo mini pc for running HA and stuff and ended up at 500โ‚ฌ sooo i bought a raspi4

deft pewter
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I have an NUC for HA. ยฃ160 or so ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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Intel Celeron but it's good enough for everything it's running right now. It's just a sealed box with no drive bays ๐Ÿ˜„

gusty wraith
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sometimes i over-exaggerate and have to resort to something reasonable

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next step is to replace the dreaded homematic HAP with a CCU...that's going to be a raspi4 again. unfortunately i had no luck getting it to work as an add-on :[

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yeah NUCs...if they were that cheap here... bummer

deft pewter
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With storage... ยฃ800 ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

gusty wraith
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sheesh

deft pewter
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That's only 4x4TB too.

gusty wraith
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(i wonder how long the ssd will live on my HA...it's a samsung evo 850 120gb at least...hum...)

deft pewter
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Screw this. Think I'll just continue the current cycle of swapping out a drive in my PC with something bigger each time one fills up.

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Current 4TB drive has been in here for years but I keep having to delete stuff to make room for other stuff.

gusty wraith
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i know that feeling.... maybe a QNAP would be a better fit after all

deft pewter
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They're still not cheap, especially once you add in the drives.

gusty wraith
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yeah but it's handy.... i mean NAS drives don't cost that much anymore. if you opt for SSDs it's another thing but cheapo spinny drives for a nas is still a valid option

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we're talking home use aren't we?

deft pewter
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Yes

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Cheapest 4-bay enclosure I can find on Amazon from a decent brand is still around ยฃ300. Then you're talking ~ยฃ100 per 4TB disk.

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And no ZFS or any of the other fun that comes with TrueNAS.

noble pivot
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Not got an old PC you can re-purpose ?

deft pewter
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Hmm, maybe. Got an old board and CPU lying around.

clear ferry
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I still remember one of my first servers in 1998

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just screwed a old motherboard to the wall

gusty wraith
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what the.....

clear ferry
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very nice bitchx jump box

deft pewter
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One bay... pointless ๐Ÿ˜„

clear ferry
deft pewter
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Hadn't heard of that brand until recently but it's got a ton of good reviews.

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But then we're back to ยฃ300+ before disks.

gusty wraith
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humm...they mean the USB port on that...?

deft pewter
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I'm trying to remember which CPU is on this board... 1151 socket ๐Ÿค”

clear ferry
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mirai# fdisk -l | grep model
Disk model: WDC WD100EMAZ-00
Disk model: DG0300FAMWN     
Disk model: WDC WD60EDAZ-11U
Disk model: WDC WD100EMAZ-00
Disk model: WDC WD60EDAZ-11U
Disk model: WDC WD20EARS-00M
Disk model: WDC WD60EDAZ-11U
Disk model: WDC WD100EMAZ-00
Disk model: WDC WD100EMAZ-00
Disk model: WDC WD20EARS-00M
Disk model: WDC WD20EURS-63S
Disk model: EG0300FCSPH  
gusty wraith
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uh oh..i know it! HPE mini micro server!

clear ferry
deft pewter
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i5-7600K apparently ๐Ÿ˜„ That'll transcode for Plex, right?

clear ferry
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It'll do fine donkey

deft pewter
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I should hope so. It's my previous gaming PC.

clear ferry
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I run with two of these badboys

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X5660

deft pewter
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Any suggestions for a small-ish case that'll still hold an ATX board and 4+ HDD's? ๐Ÿ˜„

clear ferry
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any you can find on the dump will be great

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a minitower will probably be great

gusty wraith
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the wall is a good case as atxbyea already stated.... ๐Ÿ˜„

deft pewter
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I could just stack the drives up on my desk ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

gusty wraith
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add some RGB and it looks like it's intended

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if it shouldn't move, add epoxy

clear ferry
gusty wraith
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alright enough dumbing around... next class of dell emc is up ๐Ÿคฎ

clear ferry
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dell ๐Ÿคข

deft pewter
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HPE ๐Ÿคข

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No video card, right? Onboard graphics is enough for troubleshooting and I'll be going headless the rest of the time.

hushed basalt
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What's the correct ratio of valium and whiskey to put a toddler to sleep?

deft pewter
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2 pills for every pint.

clear ferry
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yes

deft pewter
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Still almost ยฃ600... ๐Ÿ˜ข

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ยฃ300 of that is the drives. ยฃ300 for something to put them in. That Terramaster enclosure is looking tempting... just feels like something I build myself will be more powerful.

vague pewter
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Hi
Running home assistant on rpi3b. Planning to upgrade. Any pointers to which way sho uld I go Odroid N2+ or rpi4 8gb? Anyone having experience.

hushed basalt
clear ferry
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or anything else than an odroid or rpi

deft pewter
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You measure your whiskey in some other unit? Crazy Aussies.

last cedar
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Bah. I ended up getting another fitbit. Would really like to have seen an iwatch that had better batter life that worked with android, so I guess a half assed activity watch will have to do

clear ferry
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Amazfit bip yes

hushed basalt
deft pewter
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For that much, I could get a half-decent bottle here.

clever mortar
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$60 gets you a reasonable bottle, or at least a glass of something nice

deft pewter
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ยฃ15-20 gets you a cheap bottle by the more common brands.

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Haha. I couldn't tell the difference between a $60 glass and a $60 bottle...

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As long as it's not some supermarket brand, I'm good.

clever mortar
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ยฃ10 gets you a cheap bottle ๐Ÿ˜›

winter wren
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johnny walker should be enough

deft pewter
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I'm still waiting for that bottle of Blue Label you said you were sending me, Adrian.

hushed basalt
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$55 on special

winter wren
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see,,,that's a big mistake...neverheard of blue label

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only gold label

deft pewter
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Hah. Jim Bean is the cheap stuff here. That's nuts.

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I'll accept gold label too... but it'll taste the same to me ๐Ÿ˜„

hushed basalt
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That's tax inclusive though

clear ferry
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you should see our norway prices, especially if you go out on the town

deft pewter
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Our prices are all tax inclusive too ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

hushed basalt
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Unlike Americans

clear ferry
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last I was out a shot of whisky that wasn't horsepiss was ยฃ12 per

winter wren
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norway prices is freezing blood in the veins

deft pewter
hushed basalt
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Oofph

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Is that 40% too

clever mortar
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See, I could get a bottle of Jura for that

deft pewter
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Think the bottle says 37%. I cba zooming.

hushed basalt
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Thereabouts

deft pewter
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But yeah, it's a regular bottle of whiskey...

opaque girder
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You are gonna neeed your Tesco card for that price lol

hushed basalt
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You should see the cost of a carton of premixed

deft pewter
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ยฃ18.50 is the price without a card. The card costs nothing, it's just one of those loyalty cards where they track your purchases and sell your data.

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Under ยฃ20 for a 'name brand' of whiskey is pretty normal here. You could go under ยฃ10 for some really cheap shit.

hushed basalt
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Are you ready

deft pewter
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The ones with 'Glen' in their name might be closer to ยฃ30.

winter wren
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teacher rullz

deft pewter
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Vintage, a little more.

last cedar
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Battery is shot on my old fitbit and garmins sleep tracking is meant to be hit and miss (and device costs between 50 and 100 euro more)

clear ferry
hushed basalt
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$7.80 for a single 330ml can of premixed whiskey and dey

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$100+ for a 24 carton

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There's a reason I drink wine if I have to pay for it

clear ferry
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give me something that I can actually check the price of

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that you have

hushed basalt
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$6/bottle

clear ferry
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because none of your nonsense shows up in my catalogues ๐Ÿคฃ

deft pewter
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You can't get Jura there?

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Glenfiddich is pretty well known, try that.

clear ferry
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How about this one

hearty depot
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my wine cost 3.99โ‚ฌ the bottle thanks hofer ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น

clear ferry
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only 1190 NOK

deft pewter
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What's that in GBP?

clear ferry
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ยฃ102

hearty depot
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and โ‚ฌ

deft pewter
clear ferry
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โ‚ฌ119

hearty depot
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uuugg

clear ferry
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and AUD183

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let's throw in the most ridicoulous currency too

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140USD

hearty depot
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more expensive then I thourght, best I can get here is ~ 100โ‚ฌ

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thourght the taxes hitting harder

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~75โ‚ฌ in ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช

hushed basalt
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I can't get that here

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A$94

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Nvm

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Why though

winter wren
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drink water

hearty depot
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nah

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does not make stupid

hushed basalt
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I barely pay for alcohol anymore

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Between work and work

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The best alcohol is free alcohol

clear ferry
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I have barely drunk any alcohol the last year

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If I've done it it has only been for work travel

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And reimbursable

hushed basalt
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I'm going to miss being able to catch public transport all the way home

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Ill have to uber home from the train station if I drink after work

hearty depot
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getting a old sad fuck.. 2 days headaks at least

clear ferry
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ah nice

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got hearthstone running through wine

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so I can do something constructive in meetings

hearty depot
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check out gloriouseggroll proton

clear ferry
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I decided to start playing with azure

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already got my first VM up and running

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within 5 minutes of creating an azure account

deft pewter
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That's really impressive.

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Someone came up with a cloud solution that even atx can use.

clear ferry
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SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY

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even got up some proper firewall rules and yubikey auth

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noice

dusky plank
lapis cipher
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This is the right stuff, forget that pee-colored scheisse ๐Ÿคฃ

gusty wraith
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well it turns out dell (force10) is just cisco after all

last dirge
#

Tom of Finland looks like Freddy of Mercury

gusty wraith
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they just slapped a different label on it

gusty wraith
lapis cipher
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well, they shared the same interest but more interestingly (?) they seem to have died on the same year.. Hmm, was Tom actually Freddy or viceversa??

dusky plank
last dirge
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I don't know what to think about that video

lapis cipher
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somebody got keys to medicine locker..

last cedar
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I fits, therefore I am

lapis cipher
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wife is teaching facepalm to our dog

deft pewter
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Every time it sees you?

static schooner
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<dab>

lapis cipher
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i'll let you know.. Still on the first steps but as he is a border collie it takes no time to master that skill

shadow wren
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Mar10 day

deft pewter
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Uh. Okay.

hoary canyon
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Got three of these for $83 ๐Ÿ˜„

dusky plank
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he's right. weird day, i posted in the wrong channel, 3 times in one day.

night night
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Hi, where should I put my question about MQTT and Tasmota?

clever mortar
night night
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Thanks

winter wren
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hmm...mono didn't answer at door and my whisky gold label jack is coming back ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

deft pewter
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Liar. I have a notification for when someone rings my doorbell ๐Ÿ˜„

winter wren
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no no no ... i heard your wifi is not good outside your house

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and i guess u must change doorbell

deft pewter
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Haha. It's RF ๐Ÿ˜‰

winter wren
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take that rf model out of service

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:)))

deft pewter
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Works better than all that WiFi nonsense.

winter wren
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rf...and how u....shelly ?

deft pewter
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Sonoff RF Bridge to listen to it. Can even use ESPHome on them now ๐Ÿ˜„

winter wren
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sound smart

deft pewter
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It's really dumb... which is why it's so reliable.

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I don't want one of those internet-connected pieces of crap ๐Ÿ˜„

winter wren
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i want to build some aqara button + google mini nest

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as soon as workers finish the kitchen

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is cheaper than lipntech mijia + sonoff bridge

subtle pasture
clear ferry
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๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿคข

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I've worked with hyper-v since 2008 though

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Will never like it

subtle pasture
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You were literally just using it... wtf do you think Azure VMs run on?

clear ferry
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I know that

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That said, Microsoft do run esxi in azure too

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๐Ÿคฃ

subtle pasture
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You hardcore enough to run your own on-prem Azure node?

clear ferry
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Eh, I did actually install azure on prem for customers a few years back

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Can't remember the name of the product anyhow

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They all returned it

subtle pasture
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Sounds like they didn't understand what they were buying

clear ferry
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Microsoft are known for trying to get shitty stuff going at costumer sites though

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Like storage spaces

unkempt sage
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atxbeya really, they run ESXi themselves or they run it for "migrators" trying to get onto Azure ? (a la AWS-VMware initiative to run your VMware infra in AWS like a lunatic)

clear ferry
subtle pasture
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Ever actually used a Storage Spaces Direct cluster on a hyper-converged blade server cluster?

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Shit's amazing

clear ferry
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Sure, just everyone who has ever tried to implement it on prem have used 2 years or given up

subtle pasture
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Sounds like the same people that would give up on ZFS...

unkempt sage
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i dont gegt it : you either run on-prem, or run in cloud, or run hybrid, bu this shit of running an on-prem setup IN the cloud ('cos just") is nonsensical to me

clear ferry
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I've had xSPs with 12 node storage spaces direct clusters just give up, because shit broke

subtle pasture
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Though ZFS is actually less-capable than Storage Spaces Direct