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Eh... not everywhere's gonna WFH. While some businesses are all for it, others talk like it's pure evil.
I'm literally looking into how to replace several coworkers with an AI right now...
Fucking Goldman Sachs... ๐
The smart ones or the dumb ones ?
Tier 1 support, and some ticket routing, might be all AI and bots soon
The companies that stick to the old ways will have to compete with the new school
we'll see how that goes
Not even rhetorically speaking cause I don't know how it will go
The low hanging fruit. The smart ones will probably move up in the company.
@subtle pasture that's the opposite of my experience
Fair, their job might just evaporate
Come to the dark side. WFH, with a side helping of international travel with 24 hours notice, and local travel with even less... ๐
You know I'm tempted.
You know my skill set, so just shout if you hear of anything. I'm cool with you passing along a link to my LinkedIn too.
I will, it's what I do for many people ๐
Not that I imagine there's much need to fly devs around.
lol
Not generally, those folks tend to be more static. You can fix/take apart and insult code from anywhere
@deft pewter what's your language of choice?
Bad English
I'm moving into the trades; specifically I'm about ready to go be an apprentice electrician.
Guessing the cable layer robots are a couple of months off
I do back-end stuff with NodeJS. Would pick up another language if I had to though.
๐
Could be worse, could be perl...
It's actually pretty neat. I know it's not considered the most optimal language for it... but it's so quick to throw something together.
yeah
And as we're writing more and more serverless stuff, it's really quick to build a few AWS Lambda functions and just deploy in seconds.
Been working with AWS Step Functions lately too, which are just sticking Lambdas together in a flow chart. Makes for some really quick architecting of fairly complex apps.
I'm currently stuck in an enterprise that's stuck almost 2 decades ago
Aha. I know the feeling. I'm actually on one of their newer services and they still feel so far behind.
Can never convince them to pick up new tooling or processes. 'This is how we do things' ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
"this customer's running a pen test on your code"
"cool, it's going to find all that stuff I said was a problem but you said we didn't have budget to fix"
a few moments later
"holy crap the pen test found all this stuff and it needs to be fixed ASAP"
Sounds about right
"this version of jquery needs to be updated to version X due to security problems"
upgrades jquery and testers run a month of full regression of every function on the application
"security problems were found in that version of jquery and you must upgrade to version X+2"
"cool, we're going to have to redo all of that regression testing because those versions aren't API compatible"
I'm trying to get my department to be less worrisome around upgrades. There were a few critical CVE's announced recently that affected the versions of Node we're currently running on production. As soon as I heard, I started testing all our stuff locally on the fixed version. Even when it turned out we weren't susceptible to those particular CVE's, I still told my boss I wanted to push ahead with the upgrade to a fixed version.
this app is an albatross
Surprised they went for it. And was slightly annoyed when I got a message today (on my day off) saying they thought they'd found a bug caused by the upgrade ๐ Turns out they just fucked up a script somewhere.
mainly due to the guy that's been "in charge" of it
There's always that one guy..
Sounds a bit like our principal. His way is always right and the management value whatever he says above anyone else's suggestions... to the point where any good idea coming from anyone but him is immediately discounted ๐
So yeah, we don't get to improve things ๐คทโโ๏ธ
"this database call is really slow because we have to make a recursive call in a function that's vendor-specific to oracle"
They keep asking why our stuff is so slow to deploy / difficult to test / time-consuming to change... it's because it's a frigging monolith that keeps getting more and more shit bolted to it.
"why don't you fix the data so you don't need to do that?"
blank stare
and "this call was unuseably slow so I changed the implementation to create a view in the database on demand for a user and then I made it pull all of the results from that view into an in-memory instance of an H2 database"
If you like database stuff, you'll love this... they told us we had to work with DynamoDB for this project... before figuring out the requirements for this project.
We haven't gone to prod yet and we're already getting feature requests for stuff that would've been better suited to either a relational DB or even something more flexible like Mongo. But noooooo, they wanted to be clever and use Dynamo for cost optimisation ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Even worse... you can only query Dynamo with at most two keys before applying any filtering. So they decided that instead of a table per data type, we'd have all the data types in a single megatable and one key would be the name of the class. Hurrah, wasted half our query power before we even started development...
I'm not experienced enough or knowledgeable enough to be a principal dev... but hell, some of their decisions are so stupid.
"Principle" anything usually means done this for a long time
Doesn't mean they know anything useful
Would almost be worth learning suggestion techniques to give those principles some sensible ideas, under those conditions.
Too bad about the credit
But a rising tide lifts all boats and all that jazz
I mean, he's good. Really good. But that doesn't mean that everything he says is right or that other people should be ignored.
We've got a decent culture. I think people would attribute the credit to the right people. It's just annoying that there's so much corporate bullshit going on preventing you doing some proper work. Way too much politicking and bureaucracy, not enough change.
There's stuff I could do that would help us migrate from this crazy monolith to a modular approach if they'd give me a few weeks to start on it... but instead, it's always about monetising stuff. They seem to forget that if we can make things more efficient, we'll get more of the monetising work done later. We just need a pause to change some stuff first.
Going technology forward is always a failure. I understand the anxiety of new and wow stuff but its still wrong
I mean, like choosing the database up front before any specs are layed
You mean... nobody knows everything....? I'm shocked, just shocked ๐
One recent thing that's made me laugh... they keep going trying to do different things to cut our running costs (we have 44 EC2 instances of varying sizes per environment, total of 7 environments). They've spent weeks of time trying to figure out how small these instances can go and still perform well.
Why didn't they just give the devs that time to split out the code that can run as lambdas/steps? ๐คฏ
We have 2 EC2s per environment that exist solely to run scheduled jobs and fire off notifications to other boxes... prime candidate for a little lambda that runs on a scheduled basis ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Yeah, one of our DevOps people did the maths, and realised we could save a significant amount by moving as much as possible to a different running model. Sure, some things will need to be tweaked, or re-written, but the long term benefit is .... "not small"
My answer to pretty much every problem/delay lately has been 'you remember this monolith I keep complaining about?' ๐
Had the amusing conversation where they were clearly winding up the pitch to rebuild things I'm responsible for, and then I deflated them with the response of I don't care how it works, I just care it works
Yes, I know enough to architect this stuff, but ... that's not my job any more, and frankly I don't actually care any more. I just want things that deliver the output I want. It can all be magic behind the scenes for all I care ๐
Any sufficiently advanced technology is
You know the story is bound to be good
When it includes a PDP
Which is based on technology certain Americans refuse to believe in

12 bit I hardly knew her
I've been involved in enough weird ass bugs and fixes that I know that IT often appears to be magic from both sides
It usually is
Which is why my managers manager insists on calling me the magician whenever I enter the room

No, he just wants you to do that trick where you disappear without trace.

Atleast it is better then the Swedes I worked with that threw empty soda cans at me and was disappointed when they didn't orbit

Madness. Of course they'd orbit you.
Lexx keeps getting weirder. And despite having a load of unknowns for the main cast, there's a decent number of cameos by famous actors ๐
Rutger Hauer, Malcolm McDowell... looking forward to seeing who's in the other seasons.
Is this Lexx, the sci-fi that started in 1997?
That's still going??
Worth a look then?
It's really, really, really awful. I'd highly recommend it.
Like... if you thought Farscape was weird, Lexx is waaaay out there.
IMO Farscape is pretty "normal", I've watched enjoyed a lot weirder shows
Then again, I did watch Lexx back when it came out 
I'm go as long as there's Carter ๐
Naw. It's all about Dr Keller
Not that its a huge achievement but watched all episodes of MacGyver and Stargate, not so much any spinoffs or remakes (of sort)
So you just stalk Richard Dean Anderson? ๐
Lets be honest, they cast a lot of attractive people for those shows ๐
They sure do. Both genders too...
e'yup
Can we talk about how ripped Michael Shanks got in the latter half of SG1? lol
im trying to get a wemos working from an adapter, yet the adapter is specified being a 5v one
but i measure 7.7v
what do i do
"Who's the chiseled buff dude, and what has he done with Daniel Jackson?"
Start in #diy-archived ๐
Might want to try #hardware-archived
We're missing a "diwhy" channel ๐คฃ
I'd imagine you should learn how a VOM works
and why you're getting the reading you are
hello, how do you guys connect to your home assistant instance from outside your home network?
And please read the topics ๐
i did. this is the only channel that isn't related to some part of home assistant
and there is no on-off-topic channel lol
n00b moment, went (accidentally clicked) to hangout and couldn't get out ๐คฃ
Yeah, the Discord controls for that suck. They should really appear closer to the voice channel itself.
at least i didn't try any voice commands
Stupid Sexy Michael Shanks
Caught the first episode of Lexx, has potential, I must say
It had a fun insectoid drone bomb sequence and there was a winter soldier
Solid first outing in my book
Oh and the mayor from SpinCity
Haha... that drone bomb bit was annoying.
But yeah... if that episode hasn't put you off, you'll probably like the rest.
OH! MY! F**N GOD!
My iphone just canceled the long running process of downloading all the photos from it in order to free up some storage.
And guess why? Why, to inform me that it was almost out of storage space, of course!
*inform me again
You may have missed the first one
I love the puddle one ๐
Best serie.
The original movie still is good
Too bad the series went up and down quality wise.
amanda tapping was smokin in the early series
how music gets converted when crossing the Louisiana line @dull chasm https://youtu.be/gwti7-cEHh8
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sounds about right
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what all music gets converted to when crossing the Californian line @tidal bronze https://youtu.be/p3G5IXn0K7A
Hampton the Hamster
"The Hamsterdance Song"
Outstanding! "This should play during the credits, when the world ends"๐
pretty sure you guys play it all over the place as is as seen here when you run out of gas and gotta walk https://media.tenor.com/images/4f682b48f7945ce6d1aafc530b8fc419/tenor.gif
Yep always happy.
we call it "special needs" here but "happy" works lol
google learning your wicked ways
Interesting, future of automation
I've had it prompt me for that for setting an alarm on one of my home devices
I like that they added alot more stuff to the time part on google phones. you can see alot more upcming stuff rather than just like upcoming flghts like before
Very soon writing automations for common things will be thing of the past.
what do you mean? depending on the product it's already like that for many
like nest thermostats
Thermostats are the dumbest of the lot ๐คฃ unless there's loads of hand holding with temp data and motion data.
that might be but learning and preadjusting the temp based off past user input during certian conditions still is automating itself
Playing back a schedule is meh but ok. ๐
its not a schedule
using my moms nest as an example. it was installed, nothing but location set at time of installation and after 2 years she never touches it for anything through both summer and winter
it uses outsiode weather data fetched from net based on her pref and just adjusts the inside temp accordingly
it's not rocket science or anything but still is classifed as self automating lol
Depends on many variables but it's the least smart thing I have owned. Nest since initial release and ecobee since initial release. Actually ecobee a tad bit better with temp averaging still not that smart.
well depends what you consider "smart" for a thermostat that uses outside and inside as well as user input to judge an action and commence said action on it's own without needing a user is "smart" in my eyes
I agree. KC smart and LA smart, well 2 different enchiladas ๐
if your coffee maker had a sensor to know what type of movies you were watching while the user brewed a cup, it might know that when you watch sap love movies your gonna need a cup and make you one without you even needing to get off the couch
that is considered "smart"
yea well last I checked you still don't have flying uber cars and your fully automated vehicles still run people over so I wouldn't go boasting about calfornians being "smarter" lol
Everything you use and call smart was made here right ?
pretty sure china is leading on the "smart" iot stuff
Dying here. ๐คฃ
you know alot of your silcone vally is moving to texas right?
BS.
does that mean texas is smarter than california?
When that happens we will revisit that.
Unfortunately, no, just cheap for the bottom line.
you know when some dude in maine invents an automatic toilet scrubber then moves to california to better setup up his startup buisness that dosen't make the scrubber a california invention either lol
Hmm no, just shows how good we are at adopting and making things happen. Or it will be a napkin dream in Maine.
and the following toliet scrubber mark 8 may have been concieved and improved upon while within the state of california it still dosen't make the original concept of the device a californian made invention either lol
I know you are hurting. It will be alright. You should listen to the chipmunk song you posted earlier.
and the biggest retort I can say is, if california was damn great then why you bastards keep moving here to KC? go home! lol
tired of seeing those black licence plates with yellow/orangeish numbers around here lol
Finally you guys have some hope. ๐
BTW you are seeing things. https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/California-SF-Bay-Area-exodus-migration-USPS-data-15983559.php
sounds like a desperate attempt to sleep at night after knowing people are leaving lol
Hmmm
if you saw the amount of new cali plates poping up just around this area alone you would know cali are leaving in droves lol
Of course remote working can save people money. It's not rocket science. But if someone has to move to KC from Cali, oh boy.
if it was a few then sure.. we are past filling entire apartment complexes
I doubt that, but if it makes you happy ๐
can doubt all you want, i am being serious
and that is just this area
if there was something worth moving here for i could see it
Hmm I know you are not used to people. That's why I am doubting.
but there isn't anything here lol
That's why I said oh boy.
yea well i do have to drive from point A to B and now I have to mitigate cali drivers which is a nightmare
Be gentle.
and those plates piss me off
piss me off cause when I was younger I would have wanted those plates lol
Love the black plates.
and the worst part
they are not hot blondes
i mean wtf
talk about getting ripped off
I apologize ๐
you should
Do you carry your share of sesame sprinkled toasted kale ?
That's how you find them.
when I heard cali's were moving here I was hoping for my slice of this but was disappointed https://youtu.be/KSMCa-Etzmc
The sexy 29yo Christie Brinkley and Clark Griswold
@forest edge how's the housing market there?
@tidal bronze like everywhere else, the pandemic has forced prices down lol
Prices down ?
i mean in a competitive sense
they say we are surging to catching up to other areas as for cost of living etc
not sure how i feel about that
I guess when I die my properties might sell for 10x what I paid for them but that doesn't benefit me none plus I am stuck with taxes going up lol
And rental prices up or down ?
oh i dunno, assume up. where I live and KC prices are not hand in hand when it comes to rental
yea well places like that located in the areas they are in are always listed lol
I guess the ghetto are fetching more for thier shit homes
looking to move here too?
you would want to look for houses around the 600k range lol
well the house cost may be but you know taxes are not lol
we have a few pockets of rich type homes and they are like in their own ecosystem
1010 Brentwood Cir. Beautiful
Yes.
your gonna wanna do a google street view of that before commenting lol
this day and age everyone is out to rip others off so no matter how nice a house might be you can bet there is something around it that is pure aids
I get architects hounding me to buy my farm simply because it is close enough to the city yet away from all the clutter of neighbors etc
I get people constantly cold calling/texting/mailing me about buying my rental property
because people are buying up any land they can and trying to smash as many homes together on it as possible
it's not subdivisible
so...
it's been rented for 8 years almost occupied 100% of the time
so maybe they're seeing that
godforbid if someone wants to buy something cause they like how it is and want to keep it that way
this is all from "investment companies"
Nothing left in LA anymore. Waiting for end of March correction.
doesn't LA just expand it's borders so they can keep smashing lemmings together?
there is the water.. sooner or later you'll be on the beach and 360 degree around you will be homes, some on land, some on stilts lol
where is the thanos snap when you need amirite
Very hard to fine 2/4 multi units.
you buying homes and renting them?
Yes been doing that a long time.
That's what I used to think.
even if you are paying some buisness to handle all the headaches part, thier cut is too much making the end gain not worth it
5% is not bad at all
bs
you could win the lotto too brian
and they more than cover your mortgage note
how the hell did you find a buisness that handles the collection and fixing of shit for only 5%
I just have my "accidental landlord" property
Usual rate is 7% they go down to 3% as well. 5% is happy medium
Depends on number of doors
must be a cut throat buisness in cali then lol
In Vegas as well lol
you won't get that here
There's always a way.
you'll end up paying more in the end that much I can promise you
now see with just land, there is nothing.. you collect and thats it lol
the occasional make sure noone is storing toxic waste or anything and you are good to go
Will never do commercial ever.
agricultural not commercial lol
That I have no clue.
GME tho
well if you rent a farm that is being used to grow stuff it's not any diffrent lol
if the dude i renting to now ever stops my farm will turn into growing weed lol
@last dirge you playing GME?
mostly as a long-term hold
but it looks like it's actually going to squeeze harder than it did last time
so we'll see
Long term huh. Interesting.
up almost 17K as it sits right now
Good for you man
yeah, they did some pretty rapid pivoting last month
changed out most of the C suite
shifted a good portion of their online presence to selling computer hardware
Yep read about that.
so they're already doing what the new CEO said they were going to do
Still the current price is nuts.
it's going to go up
lot of deep dive analysis on current short percentages and most everybody agrees that the shorts shorted again
and now it's worse than it was before
Made some and gave up. Did you go in on tesla?
nah, all my stuff was tied up during bear time
I've stayed the hell out of it since before the split
damn up 20% from yesterday
Yes indeed. Took ARKK along with it. ๐
wish my pot stocks would rebound like that
Don't tell me tilray
nah, Sundial
Oh. Do you think it will bounce?
it's coming back slowly
@tidal bronze aside from needing more tweaking frigate seems to be working ok
what fps do you have yours set to?
8.4?
oh your running the addon
I think 5fps has the chance to miss stuff if it moves quick enough
mine is set at that cause it was default but planning to up it some and test it out
I noticed sometimes when I go get the mail it dosen't catch me
you running a Coral?
damnit, I shouldn't have looked at this
now if the coral could handle more than one sure, but it can't
you running that on unix?
in a docker on linux
veeeeery interesting
You can get the mini pcie or m.2 24.99
got nowhere to put that tho
if you had those slots lol
my pc this is running on dosen't even have usb 3 lol
i would need a pcix1
5 fps is fine even if fedex guy runs still get the cropped and tagged telegram image. Good enough for me.
yea it catches most, just saying at 5fps it isn't catching everythijng\
i would like for it to catch animals but hasn't caught a single one yet
Running on a dedicated nuc i7.
@hushed basalt only means of adding usb 3.0 to an older pc too
Do you think it's missing things because it's blurry or because too much just happens between frames
Indeed.
that's what I run hass on
compared to what I paid for it, yeah
BTC
I'm on the "I make a good living" world
I wonder if the rpi4 could handle frigate at 5fps is the real question lol
I'm not a fan of nucs
porque no?
@tidal bronze playdough you say
I'd avoid mobile processors altogether
There are just cheaper options for the same perf
not with the same footprint or power consumption
Been running nucs for a long time. Just great
is it still unobtanium?
the odroid is always available, just may not be fancy blue lol
that's a quarter of the price of that nuc
Frigate media browser is too good.
You have to include the power supply and mess of cables to compare footprint
wtf you talking about? you refering to you seeing the clips folder in the HA media browser?
@tidal bronze how many cameras are you looking at?
16
These guys are pretty tiny: Lenovo ThinkCentre M92p Tiny Mini Business Desktop Computer, Intel Core i5-3470T up to 3.6Ghz, 8GB RAM, 500GB HDD, Intel HD Graphics, VGA, USB 3.0, Windows 10 Professional (Renewed) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075FHNZC8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_W2YDDBGBG7A93NTF4P4Y
it's an i5 though
gotta be careful which chip it is too, they are not all made equal lol
I run on i7 2 x corals. All zigbee and zw motion now idling. @last dirge
lol 2 corals.. fancy
local storage or NFS mount?
Local
What's the thermal throttling like on a NUC
actually that isn't fancy at all quad you super cheap ass, why aren't you sourcing your feeds out to some company to handle all that then text you the image? lol
@forest edge I depend on it. So nothing fancy
Comparing it to desktop processors is apples to oranges
Although motion retrigger could be better. To count idle person and dog etc.
My go to will always be a USFF machine with internal PSU
my NVR has limited functionality
One IEC cable in, done
how many feeds can you dump onto one coral device?
might take a serious look at Frigate
You should. Puts all my NVRs to shame.
then I could put all my ipcams on their own VLAN
and still access them through frigate
so security++
might have to sacrifice some cryptocurrency for the greater good
lol
I would not touch that BTC
yea it will tank soon enough
@static schooner a USFF like a 9020 are great options too
ETH
Smaller footprint than a NUC once you account for power supply
Oh cool
@tidal bronze how many feeds you got piping through a single coral?
Didn't look at it. Sometime ago 1 handled 8 no issues.
and if you are using a coral why the hell do you have it set to only 5fps?
Enough for my use.
these usb 3 corals?
Yes
I just use for person triggers and motion and dog count for sprinkler
Actually that idea is from @last dirge
dog sprinkler automation FTW
@last dirge remember your 5 minute sprinkler run after dogs. Now frigate takes care of that.
my use case isn't that serious
I've only got one camera in the back yard that can only see part of the yard
watering down dog poo? gross
@tidal bronze my sprinkler trick didn't do enough
got a soil test and my pH is WAY off
recommended applying 330 pounds of lime per 1ksqft
which is ridiculous
we'll see how it turns out
So you mailed it in ?
Gotta do it one of these days.
Planning to change out front area hybrid tea roses and must do the test before that.
don't roses like acidic soil?
Yes it does. But gotta change out sprinklers to drip. They don't like water on leafs.
they've also got this style
https://www.lowes.com/pd/Rain-Bird-Drip-Irrigation-Conversion-Kit/1000374965 there's the manifold one
lawn junkies
gotta have something I"m good at
@last cedar you need to let this fetish go.. it only ends one way https://youtu.be/z2_8cfVpXbo
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in romanian iubi = my love .... funny
munin node on opnsense does not list any services ๐ค
Oh dear :/
The unbelievable feeling when you develop 3 different styles of heating control and every single one does the same in the end. yay... ๐
Turns out these things are just that simple....
But i've got one more algorithm which stands out: set the feed setpoint according to valve opening. that's killer. rooms get warm and the average feed temperature is 10ยฐ lower than usual. hope it pays off. on the other hand the one that looks at the return temperature and decreases the feed accordingly is crap... but my 17 year old gas boiler is now as smart as the 2020 models. feels like slapping in a car pc into an oldtimer but eh... gotta do something with spare time right?
Well, in a lot of cases the difference is just the control, not the hardware, so ... ๐ค
I forgot how quiet it gets in here on a weekday morning. You nerds all doing your jobs instead of slacking off on Discord? ๐ค
when outside is snowing heavily....all u need is to enjoy the silence ๐ ๐
busy trying to avoid any type of work
I had to take a couple of days off to drive my missus to/from appointments and I'd honestly prefer being at work ๐
Snowing in Romania at the moment, Adrian? Isn't it a bit late in the year? ๐ค
Lots of new snow here too yesterday and -20, i was like wth, its march already
well...a little bit late, but...we cannot match the nature
unfortunately some flowers/trees were about to blossom
According to official measurements we got 17 cm of snow yesterday
atx...u sent snow here?
Better have two..
That can't be real. The cloud isn't just some server farm, is it? ๐ฎ
@winter wren snowing here too ๐
I have usually three forms of MFA
yubikey \ google auth and phone or email
You are correct mono, there are no computers in cloud since it wouldn't be then " a cloud"
but all my ssh keys to customers is on my yubikeys
I only have my own SSH keys to worry about. Can always generate new ones if I lose them ๐
There must be some great hurry on many companies that were having all their eggs on one basket..
that datacenter fire reminded me of a DC in sweden, they had installed fire supression without silencers on them
so most disks just failed when the gas released
Backups? In the cloud..
Silencers? Like regulators?
I've seen a similar situation in norway, DC door was bent outwards in the top corner, and all drives reported 6000ms latency for a few seconds
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Yeah read about that stuff at some point
So the sudden pressure change killed the disks?
yeah, they equalize the pressure or something
Most gas systems will have a regulator to control flow rate. Sounds ridiculous to install a system that doesn't.
You're literally allowing an explosion otherwise.
Something like this
interesting to read what the investigation reveals for this fire, something malfunctioned or what..
the one DC I was in didn't have time to regulate the gas, because some electrician had dropped 230v on the cylinders
to they just released all at once
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I wouldn't want to be around at that point...
there was another DC where a lady was trapped when the alarm sounded
and the door didn't open...
she panicked and started kicking the door, which didn't help
she got out, but her ears were a bit shot
i was once working on a datacenter when the fire alarm went on. Since i wear ear protection i simply didn't hear (nor see) anything in the middle of the racks. Staff member came to take me out. -> just maybe some more visual alarms would be nice...
Usually the alarms in the DCs I work are so hard that even if Sonata Arctica is blasting at 240dB in my ears I can hear it
Is it as dramatic as the movies make it look? Sealed room full of inert gas and you die if you're stuck inside? ๐
I'm happy to say, as a customer, that i have rarely experienced fires at the datacenters ๐
not die, but it isn't pleasant they say
but if you stay in there you could probably be deprived of oxygen, but modern systems don't remove all oxygen I believe
Like... I work in DCs with 10-11% oxygen
they are interesting, but don't stay too long
That explains your brain damage.
haha
I had that before
this is just extra
Reminds me, I need to calibrate my printer a bit
so I can print the stuff @lapis cipher wants
atx - do you know if you'd be able to run Syncthing on TrueNAS SCALE? Maybe as a Docker container? The more I think about setting up a NAS, the more I realise my current backups suck ๐
Plus I keep running low on HDD space for movies/TV on my main PC.
if it runs in docker, you can run it on scale
but just run rclone and rsync jobs
๐
Might put together something cheap soon then. You were recommending a G8 before, right?
Well, how many disk bays do you need ?
I'll be happy if I can put together something with 12-16TB to start with, with room to grow in the future.
Looking at current prices, I'll probably go with 2x6TB.
you'd be better off with 4x4TB in RAIDz2 probably
Is that striped and mirrored? Don't think I'm that fussed about speed or redundancy, I just need more space.
well Truenas is zfs based
Basically something that doesn't draw too much power but can still run SCALE and a few containers, and so I can dump all my media there (which can all be replaced anyway). I back up personal stuff to the cloud already.
so it used zfs sets, be it mirrors, raidz1 \ raidz2 \ raidz3
Hmm. So 4x4TB in RAIDz2 would give me 8TB?
I don't need petabytes...
only one drive redundancy, but I've had.... one drive failure in production the last 10 years
How's that work? 12TB of space and 4TB to back it all up? ๐ค
so I run a 4x10TB in Raid1z + 3x 6TB in Raid1z + 3x 2TB in mirror for my primary storage
plus 2x300GB mirrored for boot
This is all going over my head ๐
and my secondary system is just a BOD, 500GB rust + 512GB SSD + 3TB rust + 250GB rust
that runs pure debian though
so...all norway is in your house
with ext4 filesystems
psssh, I haven't even mentioned my 16x 2TB SSDs that are just laying around ๐
๐ฎ
Reading up on ZFS now. This parity block stuff is magic
zfs is very sturdy
I trust it over most raid-controller systems for integrity
but for ease HPE Smart Array is amazing
This sounds worrying:
You can now tolerate a single disk failure in this new vdev and a single disk failure in the older one. But if more than one disk fail within a single vdev, thatโs not recoverable. Your entire pool is rendered useless even the healthier vdevs.
How does one vdev failing bring down the rest?
well, you expand pools with vdevs
so if you start out with a 4xsomething in raidz1 in your vdev
you have to expand with another vdev of the same size
That's standard "RAID" stuff though, and why you have multiple redundancy, and backups
I don't add more than one vdev per pool
the psychos over in the homelab servers add 4-5 vdevs per pool with striped mirrors
because they buy 16 used 4TB drives
I get the distinction between pools and vdevs. Just not sure what one vdev dying kills the others. Aren't they independent 'clusters'?
vdevs adds to pools
if your data is 'that' important i advice to use hotspare...... my 2 cents
eh, I backup the important stuff internally and externally, it is only 180GB so far
That's the thing. My data isn't important. It's movies and TV shows. Random downloads that I could get again if I really wanted to.
so I manage fine
Sure, it'd be a pain to have to build my collection from scratch but it wouldn't be the end of the world.
y
zfs/raid is not a replacement for backup, true
sigh
or... pROSumeRS think it is
why is not a backup ?
it's not a backup unless it is on three seperate physical locations in my book
@clear ferry so true
atx backs up to OVHcloud. Perfectly safe, never had a fire.
but I do this for a living..
hey hey....don't mix things...backup is backup...DR is ...another story
I hadn't even heard of OVHcloud before today ๐
backup isn't backup unless it has left the primary site ๐
then it is just a copy
This is why for all my key data I have:
- ZFS snapshot
- Local network backup (x2 in a few cases)
- Cloud backup (x2 providers in a few cases)
I probably should add a third cloud provider... ๐ค
mono, back in the mp3 time we solved the backup issue by contributing to a one massive collection which was mirrored by a handful of people ๐
Until about a month ago, all my key data was on a single disk in my home PC ๐
Finally backed up holiday/wedding photos and my documents to the cloud.
Ah, good old Napster/Limewire/<insert favourite P2P network here>
I too am old enough to remember those days.
nope, rsync ๐
oDC DC++
it was our private collection
there was some REALLY weird music, also of course good one but the idea was "anything goes" since the space isn't an issue with mp3's
it still exists but not much used i think, at least i don't use it at this point
As for fires, here is my workspace and computers, or what's left of it..
oh my.....
Just to point out the importance of OFFSITE backups
in cloud there is not so much space to rent
Jottacloud unlimited 
and not to forget the 'human' error. I bet that destroyed a large part in the cases of data loss
oh..u host jottacloud ?
This is how you perform a photo recovery on physical copies (thank dog for albums that are hard to burn)
๐
for those that think md-raid is a good solution: https://git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/stable/linux.git/commit/?h=v5.11.5&id=b6846c020d3e76973bc0885b4a730aec8832eb14
lets just remember every raid is software raid ๐
with hardware offloading sometimes
๐
but there is good software raid, and there is shitty software raid
and then there is firmware raid
๐คข
i like the hardware cache of raidcontrollers ....... better then nothing
why is there just always a muted acc in hangout?
but again, raid is not a backup solution
because people are strange
maybe he has same issue as i had yesterday, finding way out from the hangout ๐
Azure charged me 0.01 for playing with their storage blobs ๐คฃ
stop being lazy, pen and paper won't fail you!
actually it will
my handwriting is useless
@lapis cipher it's printing, lets see if it fails ๐
there is a school that can help you with that..
Free tier is ๐ฅ
You can do quite a lot before having to pay for anything. Just watch out for the stuff that's free forever vs free for the first X months.
atx would let you play with his blobs for free ๐คทโโ๏ธ
lol... and speaking of homelab nerds not understanding backups: https://www.reddit.com/r/zfs/comments/lzgadh/triple_mirror_array_seemingly_dead_im_sweating/
they're probably infected from all the raw meat consumption. I'll pass
Don't forget all that chemical waste they pass off as cheese.
are you making fun of the brits again ?
We're not the ones with that brown cheese crap.
British cheeses are actually really good. Mmm, Wensleydale.
mmmmm brown cheese
its from having nothing much else to milk for cheese than goats
sorry we can't all be milking bulls all day 
That's okay. You can use the time you save teaching me the ways of homemade NAS ๐
Don't, you will do it wrong anyways as per opinions by others ๐คฃ
Meh. If it works, it works.
its quiet here now as people are busy making their missing backups ๐
As long as you listen to people with good insights and have a good bullshit filter you'll be fine
It still lives @lapis cipher https://printing.eirikz.com/
Is this the Gen8 stuff you were talking about? https://www.ebay.co.uk/c/1554701764 I'm not interested in rack servers, don't have the space for a rack.
bet the only time you ever seen a cow was on some see n say some little girl accidentally dropped in the ocean and washed up on your shores
The Microserver gen8 is popular I know yes, I don't touch it myself
(it)
Looks like they'd still cost hundreds. Feels like I'd be better off building something myself.
aye
there is a great UK shop
hang on
I've ordered from these a few times
great people
Cheers, will check them out too. I don't see any bundles though, just components... so looks like a job for PC Part Picker ๐
I see prebuilt rack servers and I see barebones for other formats. I must be missing the other prebuilt stuff.
Fuck, their background is annoying. Those pinstripes flicker every time you scroll.
Turned off the style in dev tools 
lol... cases with optical drives.
What socket should I look for? I see a lot of anti-AMD sentiment on Reddit for NAS/homelab stuff but I don't know why.
I'm thinking 16 or 32GB. More just seems silly for something that'll mostly be used for storage.
well, zfs loves memory
the more the better for performance
32 will suffice
16 will be tight
Eh... does it really matter that much for streaming videos? Not even sure where Plex is going to live, might move it to the NAS so I can do stuff with my PC off.
Let's say Plex was on there and I eventually want 4k movies?
16 GB RAM is ok for ZFS - my FreeBSD box has that much RAM and even with 8 GB just for ZFS it's doing fine ๐
More doesn't hurt, sure, but... I'd not say "tight"
I only recently filled in the empty slots of my gaming PC and barely notice a difference.
Mostly, the extra RAM just means Chrome can have more tabs open ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Yeah, if you're debating go for the next "step" up
I';m also trying to do this on a budget. I don't get handed free equipment like you do ๐
Installing half a TB of RAM though is overkill for normal folks ๐
Storage time... found a nice 6 bay case, probably won't even fill every bay but it's no more expensive than 2/4 bay cases.
1xSSD for the OS, then a few HDD's for storage?
Aye, any used 60GB drive will probably suffice
just do automated backups of config if you are running single drive
PC Part Picker is lame. It's suggesting 3200 DDR when the board only supports up to 2666... ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
they don't account for bios updates on the board too if the CPU is too new
Hmm. No such thing as a mini-ITX with more than 4xSATA? ๐ฆ
Probably not without a PCI-e card
They don't seem to support NVMe either, so my OS drive is going to eat up a slot.
Probably would've used a channel anyway, if not a physical slot.
Yeah... I'm not asking for the world. NVMe isn't exactly uncommon now though.
You'd think they'd include it on small form factor boards because the goal is to build something... small.
but the boards are a little bit behind on that one....at least on the itx factor
but...i mean...the only limiting factor is the case imho
I found mini itx to always be off the bell curve of value
I, one of my favourite bits of PC building:
Some Intel B360 chipset motherboards may need a BIOS update prior to using Coffee Lake Refresh CPUs. Upgrading the BIOS may require a different CPU that is supported by older BIOS revisions.
Sure, I have a spare CPU lying around for that.
he ended up ordering a mobo with bios updated flashed by the shop
add 20โฌ
yikes
Ouch
I haven't run into it yet but I'd hate to find my parts won't work because the BIOS was a version behind.
the alternative was to convince AMD to send a bootkit because asus wasn't much of a help
they stated "nope, sorry, gotta buy some fancy ROG dogshit for double the price to flash a bios without cpu. kthxbye!"
Yeah, that's really shitty
and AMD responded "look at this handy troubleshooting guide once more..."
Hmm. Before storage, I'm already at ยฃ450. So much for coming up with a budget build ๐
yeah... i looked for a cheapo mini pc for running HA and stuff and ended up at 500โฌ sooo i bought a raspi4
I have an NUC for HA. ยฃ160 or so ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Intel Celeron but it's good enough for everything it's running right now. It's just a sealed box with no drive bays ๐
sometimes i over-exaggerate and have to resort to something reasonable
next step is to replace the dreaded homematic HAP with a CCU...that's going to be a raspi4 again. unfortunately i had no luck getting it to work as an add-on :[
yeah NUCs...if they were that cheap here... bummer
With storage... ยฃ800 ๐ฆ
sheesh
That's only 4x4TB too.
(i wonder how long the ssd will live on my HA...it's a samsung evo 850 120gb at least...hum...)
Screw this. Think I'll just continue the current cycle of swapping out a drive in my PC with something bigger each time one fills up.
Current 4TB drive has been in here for years but I keep having to delete stuff to make room for other stuff.
i know that feeling.... maybe a QNAP would be a better fit after all
They're still not cheap, especially once you add in the drives.
yeah but it's handy.... i mean NAS drives don't cost that much anymore. if you opt for SSDs it's another thing but cheapo spinny drives for a nas is still a valid option
we're talking home use aren't we?
Yes
Cheapest 4-bay enclosure I can find on Amazon from a decent brand is still around ยฃ300. Then you're talking ~ยฃ100 per 4TB disk.
And no ZFS or any of the other fun that comes with TrueNAS.
Not got an old PC you can re-purpose ?
Hmm, maybe. Got an old board and CPU lying around.
I still remember one of my first servers in 1998
just screwed a old motherboard to the wall
what the.....
very nice bitchx jump box
One bay... pointless ๐
This claims to be able to transcode two 4k streams at once: https://www.amazon.co.uk/TerraMaster-F2-221-Storage-Network-Diskless/dp/B07JMWT9TQ
Hadn't heard of that brand until recently but it's got a ton of good reviews.
But then we're back to ยฃ300+ before disks.
humm...they mean the USB port on that...?
I'm trying to remember which CPU is on this board... 1151 socket ๐ค
mirai# fdisk -l | grep model
Disk model: WDC WD100EMAZ-00
Disk model: DG0300FAMWN
Disk model: WDC WD60EDAZ-11U
Disk model: WDC WD100EMAZ-00
Disk model: WDC WD60EDAZ-11U
Disk model: WDC WD20EARS-00M
Disk model: WDC WD60EDAZ-11U
Disk model: WDC WD100EMAZ-00
Disk model: WDC WD100EMAZ-00
Disk model: WDC WD20EARS-00M
Disk model: WDC WD20EURS-63S
Disk model: EG0300FCSPH
uh oh..i know it! HPE mini micro server!

i5-7600K apparently ๐ That'll transcode for Plex, right?
It'll do fine donkey
I should hope so. It's my previous gaming PC.
Any suggestions for a small-ish case that'll still hold an ATX board and 4+ HDD's? ๐
the wall is a good case as atxbyea already stated.... ๐
I could just stack the drives up on my desk ๐คทโโ๏ธ

alright enough dumbing around... next class of dell emc is up ๐คฎ
dell ๐คข
HPE ๐คข
No video card, right? Onboard graphics is enough for troubleshooting and I'll be going headless the rest of the time.
What's the correct ratio of valium and whiskey to put a toddler to sleep?
2 pills for every pint.
yes
I think this is the best I can do with the bits I already have: https://uk.pcpartpicker.com/user/monotone2k/saved/#view=kxNshM
Still almost ยฃ600... ๐ข
ยฃ300 of that is the drives. ยฃ300 for something to put them in. That Terramaster enclosure is looking tempting... just feels like something I build myself will be more powerful.
Hi
Running home assistant on rpi3b. Planning to upgrade. Any pointers to which way sho uld I go Odroid N2+ or rpi4 8gb? Anyone having experience.
Pint of whiskey
or anything else than an odroid or rpi
You measure your whiskey in some other unit? Crazy Aussies.
Bah. I ended up getting another fitbit. Would really like to have seen an iwatch that had better batter life that worked with android, so I guess a half assed activity watch will have to do
Amazfit bip 
When it's $60+ for 700ml 80proof we do
For that much, I could get a half-decent bottle here.
$60 gets you a reasonable bottle, or at least a glass of something nice
ยฃ15-20 gets you a cheap bottle by the more common brands.
Haha. I couldn't tell the difference between a $60 glass and a $60 bottle...
As long as it's not some supermarket brand, I'm good.
ยฃ10 gets you a cheap bottle ๐
johnny walker should be enough
I'm still waiting for that bottle of Blue Label you said you were sending me, Adrian.
$55 on special
Hah. Jim Bean is the cheap stuff here. That's nuts.
I'll accept gold label too... but it'll taste the same to me ๐
That's tax inclusive though
you should see our norway prices, especially if you go out on the town
Our prices are all tax inclusive too ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Unlike Americans
last I was out a shot of whisky that wasn't horsepiss was ยฃ12 per
norway prices is freezing blood in the veins
See, I could get a bottle of Jura for that
Think the bottle says 37%. I cba zooming.
Thereabouts
But yeah, it's a regular bottle of whiskey...
You are gonna neeed your Tesco card for that price lol
You should see the cost of a carton of premixed
ยฃ18.50 is the price without a card. The card costs nothing, it's just one of those loyalty cards where they track your purchases and sell your data.
Under ยฃ20 for a 'name brand' of whiskey is pretty normal here. You could go under ยฃ10 for some really cheap shit.
Are you ready
The ones with 'Glen' in their name might be closer to ยฃ30.
teacher rullz
Vintage, a little more.
Battery is shot on my old fitbit and garmins sleep tracking is meant to be hit and miss (and device costs between 50 and 100 euro more)
$7.80 for a single 330ml can of premixed whiskey and dey
$100+ for a 24 carton
There's a reason I drink wine if I have to pay for it
$6/bottle
because none of your nonsense shows up in my catalogues ๐คฃ
my wine cost 3.99โฌ the bottle thanks hofer ๐ฆ๐น
only 1190 NOK
What's that in GBP?
ยฃ102
and โฌ
โฌ119
uuugg
more expensive then I thourght, best I can get here is ~ 100โฌ
thourght the taxes hitting harder
~75โฌ in ๐ฉ๐ช
drink water
I barely pay for alcohol anymore
Between work and work
The best alcohol is free alcohol
I have barely drunk any alcohol the last year
If I've done it it has only been for work travel
And reimbursable
I'm going to miss being able to catch public transport all the way home
Ill have to uber home from the train station if I drink after work
getting a old sad fuck.. 2 days headaks at least
ah nice
got hearthstone running through wine
so I can do something constructive in meetings
check out gloriouseggroll proton
I decided to start playing with azure
already got my first VM up and running
within 5 minutes of creating an azure account
That's really impressive.
Someone came up with a cloud solution that even atx can use.
SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY
even got up some proper firewall rules and yubikey auth
noice
This is the right stuff, forget that pee-colored scheisse ๐คฃ
well it turns out dell (force10) is just cisco after all
Tom of Finland looks like Freddy of Mercury
they just slapped a different label on it
that'll be me in 30 years ๐
well, they shared the same interest but more interestingly (?) they seem to have died on the same year.. Hmm, was Tom actually Freddy or viceversa??
challenge accepted
I don't know what to think about that video
somebody got keys to medicine locker..
I fits, therefore I am
wife is teaching facepalm to our dog
Every time it sees you?
<dab>
i'll let you know.. Still on the first steps but as he is a border collie it takes no time to master that skill
Mar10 day
Uh. Okay.
Got three of these for $83 ๐
he's right. weird day, i posted in the wrong channel, 3 times in one day.
Hi, where should I put my question about MQTT and Tasmota?
Thanks
hmm...mono didn't answer at door and my whisky gold label jack is coming back ๐ฆ
Liar. I have a notification for when someone rings my doorbell ๐
no no no ... i heard your wifi is not good outside your house
and i guess u must change doorbell
Haha. It's RF ๐
Works better than all that WiFi nonsense.
rf...and how u....shelly ?
Sonoff RF Bridge to listen to it. Can even use ESPHome on them now ๐
sound smart
It's really dumb... which is why it's so reliable.
I don't want one of those internet-connected pieces of crap ๐
i want to build some aqara button + google mini nest
as soon as workers finish the kitchen
is cheaper than lipntech mijia + sonoff bridge
Welcome to Hyper-V ๐
๐คข ๐คข ๐คข ๐คข ๐คข
I've worked with hyper-v since 2008 though
Will never like it
You were literally just using it... wtf do you think Azure VMs run on?
You hardcore enough to run your own on-prem Azure node?
Eh, I did actually install azure on prem for customers a few years back
Can't remember the name of the product anyhow
They all returned it
Sounds like they didn't understand what they were buying
Microsoft are known for trying to get shitty stuff going at costumer sites though
Like storage spaces
atxbeya really, they run ESXi themselves or they run it for "migrators" trying to get onto Azure ? (a la AWS-VMware initiative to run your VMware infra in AWS like a lunatic)

Storage spaces is wicked powerful, though ๐ฎ
Ever actually used a Storage Spaces Direct cluster on a hyper-converged blade server cluster?
Shit's amazing
Sure, just everyone who has ever tried to implement it on prem have used 2 years or given up
Sounds like the same people that would give up on ZFS...
i dont gegt it : you either run on-prem, or run in cloud, or run hybrid, bu this shit of running an on-prem setup IN the cloud ('cos just") is nonsensical to me
I've had xSPs with 12 node storage spaces direct clusters just give up, because shit broke
Though ZFS is actually less-capable than Storage Spaces Direct