#the-water-cooler
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We can fantasize
Fun fact, my favourite Fanta is the Dutch one
I always buy a few bottles when I transit in Schipol
Jarritos > Fanta
I love you... but put the fucking phone away while you're driving ❤️
now there's a name I haven't heard in some time
it's always fun to run across people who are squeamish of certian things
don't think there is anything I am, I find stuff gross but nothing that would make me involuntary react at
even like the pit of hypodermic needles from Saw?
I watched all the Faces of Death when I was younger. no modren movie would ever compare
or the Scott's Tots episode of The Office?
That's basically the only scene from a movie that's ever bothered me.
I had a visceral reaction to that
A clip from my first ghostbusters clip, clip, Winston Zeddmore says he's seen "shit that'll turn you white!"
if you ever wanna test what you can handle I suggest trying to find a copy of these to watch https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faces_of_Death I believe there was more than 5 in total
Faces of Death (later re-released as The Original Faces of Death) is a 1978 American mondo horror film written and directed by John Alan Schwartz, credited under the pseudonyms "Conan LeCilaire" and "Alan Black" respectively.The film, shown in a documentary-like style, centers around pathologist Francis B. Gröss, played by actor Michael Carr, wh...
they use to play those at the drive in theater by me when I was younger
I could easily think of one, everything you thought you knew about the quality of your daily life turning out to not be true would probably make you soil yourself and pass out
my fiber is actually slower than the rest of the worlds?! gasp
my healthcare is really not that good? passes out
I make less money than the janitor at a mcdonalds in south africa? jaw drops

.c2f -15
-15 degrees celsius = 5 degrees fahrenheit!
Genophobia
he's scared of New York Italians?
Who isn't?
It's his only phobia. He'll just never admit it.
Also no @forest edge I wasn't planning on waking up in middle class America
Just saw a weather forecast for next weekend with -50 F windchills 😬
I just found a video of @deft pewter whenever someone tries to do support in #the-water-cooler
I'd be the old man, right? Please say I'm the old man.
Yes
That POS got what he deserved.
You are the old man
Don't see you ending up in Heaven either lol
Is openzwave going away?
i just got my harmony in today and was pretty disappointed by the screen 😦
wish they would use like oled or something
at that premium of a price for a consumer URC i don't see why not, plus the battery improvement gains
good part of the day
new here and have a question
i have HA running on a pi4 and also i have two model B+ pi with 12V RGB strips ( with MOSFETS) running off the GPIO - HA is working ok with this setup but I would like to change over to MQTT to control them - how would I change over to MQTT on the Pis?
on the HA Pi4 i have a broker up and running and its talking to my phone and laptop already
not really a topic for #the-water-cooler more for (I guess) #integrations-archived
Ask in integrations
ok thanks for pointing me in the right direction - lol i was scared to post in the wrong place!
well you did 😉
post in the wrong place that is
just have a look at the channels topic and you should be fine
Don't be scared, people will let you know where you should ask and what's appropriate or not. Don't take it personal, it's never meant to be unless you are a repeat offender.
np - i was looking down the chans and couldnt work out where the question would sit
FYI, it's always worth reading the channel topics 😉
The topic here tells you, for instance, to ask in #general-archived if you're unsure
"The Internet is not a dump truck, it's a series of tubes".
For whatever reason that quote surfaced, reading over this last exchange
No further context can be provided
Well, if it is running on some Cisco's, it might as well be a dump truck of manure

Hah, like how Jeff Goldblum pretty much invents the CSI-guy taking off his glasses before a oneliner routine in that gif.
hi guys.. i'm not sure if this is a stupid question that i didnt RTFM but here goes..
if i want to integrate home assistant + doorbird using presence detection to automate the opening and closing of garage door, how do i disable the automatic trigger when i manually open the garage door from doorbird.
if I'm looking into a switch with no neutral wire, how do I figure out which leg is hot?
as in a regular lighswitch
is there a better way than taping an extension cord to my sink faucet to use as ground?
@marsh ice There's no support for Home Assistant here - please look at the other channels for that. If you can't work out which is relevant, start in #general-archived.
If it's a question about the HA Blue start in #330990055533576204.
No politics, religion, or any other obviously contentious topics! Please ensure you've read the Code of Conduct (https://www.home-assistant.io/code_of_conduct/), and #rules.
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Aka - please read the channel topics 😉
thanks, didn't see any channels that jumped out as proper but I'll check through em again
#diy-archived is probably a better place to ask... but if you have to ask, get in an electrician
okay i try again...
dropped it over in #diy-archived
Integrating things would be #integrations-archived FYI, but configuring Doorbird itself would probably be #hardware-archived if that's a hardware device
would this be the appropriate channel to complain about how poorly wired my house is?
cause it's real bad
i've had a few electrical fires lol
what i have in mind is to detect my vehicles wifi/bluetooth to trigger the automatic opening/closing of the gates...
Then #hardware-archived 
but i dont quite know how to not have the trigger if i manually opened the gate instead of via presence detection..
Then that'd be #automations-archived - aka logic inside HA
thanks!
get the best insurance coverage you can possibly get and just sit back and wait
ah renting.. nm
i know my NEC electrical code 😛
the 100 year old wiring in my house is taunting me every day
have considered asking my landlord if he would pay me to do it
well if it's causing electrical fires you should either let it burn or call the city inspector
well I think I worked all the fire hazards out
it's illegal for them to allow unsafe living conditions of any kind
still not great though
some of the outlets were wired with reverse polarity
which was the main booger
lit my PC on fire and killed a TV from that
still, all it'll take is a rat getting ahold of that cloth wrapped wire
Uh... reverse polarity (on the AC side) is almost never a problem, functionally
it is a big problem if you connect two things on two differently wired outlets together
then you get dead shorts
Yeah, then your breaker should pop
Or the fuse inside of one (or both) of the electronics should blow
I would document everything, pictures galore. then after I would show the landlord and tell them of the hazards you had experinced and attempted to fix then instruct them to have it looked at by a licenced electrician
oh yeah no i'm definitely communicating with my landlord
"My next call will be to the fire marshall"
just takes a while to get the ball moving on that stuff
i get nearly free rent in exchange for doing pretty much all maintenance myself
Also, the landlord is likely liable for any property damage caused by the improper wiring
if your in the US they generally have 30 days to show they are attempting to fix the issue from the time thye were notified
You make it sound like there aren't even any functional breakers, so... fire marshal time, yeah
i have a fusebox
but the entire house only has 3 30A circuits
which is very sketchy
That... can't be up to code...
it most certainly is not
but basically free rent
and it's managed to go 100 years without burning down
Also, it's using actual old-school fuses, not breakers?
yup screw in
...it's possible they put 30A fuses into 20A circuits to prevent them from popping
Watch out for that
Well, at least there's that...
although I would be very unsurprised if the previous occupants didn't do something stupid
Legit concerned for your safety over here <_<
they strung up a piece of in-wall romex between the house and detached garage to run power out to it
it's tapped into the attic lightswitch
so I gotta turn on my attic light to get power in the garage lol
I bet that light-switch gets hot when you run major appliances out in the garage...
Most of them aren't rated for 15A+ loads
i just avoid using power in the garage whenever possible
just work lights
if I need to use power tools I run an extension cord out the window because my house also does not have any outdoor outlets
fortunately, I should be moving as soon as I'm no longer cripplingly unemployed
i actually made a whole diagram of the circuits in my house
it's a mess
and for some reason they're only using 3 out of the 8 available fuses
May I ask what wire gauge is considered to be up to code for 30A?
I am comparing with European cross-sectioning, and it's all very fascinating!
@night zodiac
30A for norway would be 6-10mm2 here
and hasn't since because they... oh no political territory 😉
metric would be cool but imperial is okay imo
it's more human readable, at least to me
but it might just be familiarity
i lean toward imperial for carpentry and metric for CAD/machining
but I always use AWG cause it's easy to shop for here
When in Rome, shop like the Romans, obviously. But keeping things divisible by 10 makes my brain hurt less
it still hurts
otoh, imperial is made to be divisible by a lot of convenient numbers since fractions are standard over decimal
it jives more with my mental mathability
lots of convenient numbers, as opposed to one convenient number: 10 😄
divide 10 by 3
now do more calculations with that number and watch the error stack up
or something
Miles are great for runners though
Less mental strain counting mile markers than km markers during a race
hmmmmm
As in a marathon, you only need to count to 26, rather than 42
i will eternally maintain that F is better than C for weather purposes
I don't have a basis to prefer one over the other, other than that I grew up with C
0 means slippery roads, 100 means you dead
that's my main complaint with C
the human relevant range is pretty small
so you end up with decimal places again
is -50 to +50 a small range ?
americans seem to think we use the decimals for anything, while we don't
🤣
it is always a point pulled up when discussing it "but you have to use decimals"
but we don't 🤷
It is pretty useful that anything in the minus range means cold
if it is 0.5 degrees off we mostly don't care
it's pretty much only human temperature where the decimals matter
the real
big
greatest argument for F
is that 69F is the most comfortable temp
😎
Nice.
Gasp!
if my daughter has a temperature of 36.5 or 37 I really couldn't care less 🤷
I opened curtains and I can fucking see the sun. What is this shit 😱
sounds unlikely
you can't be in finland anymore
First time in two months I that I can't open the curtains fully
only curtains we ever close are the bedroom @orchid rose , norwegians have curtains in every window
but seldom close them
unlike polish people who never have curtains it seems
my curtains are closed 100% of the time so people can't see my expensive shit and rob me
My window in the bedroom is directly south so there's no way of working on my PC if I open them fully
Murica problems 
I think I can count the number of breakins in a radius of 500km around me on one hand the last 10 years
🤣
anyone breaking into my garage will just find $3mill new price of servers, storage and networking, nothing fancy
i'm pretty sure anyone who broke into my house would have no idea what to steal
my TV is far too large to take
and I don't have any new game consoles
if they manage to steal my server rack I would just be impressed
they'd prob just take my expensive alcohol or something
Presents. For me! :raccoon: :heart_eyes:
Eat some "gift" and drive over a "farthinder"
set a brick on the gas pedal
pay for the whole speedometer, use the whole speedometer

Also, doesn't Super Mario Brothers 3 teach us that racoons fly?
excuse me SMB3 was tanuki not racoon
I can fly!?
Haha great word "farthinder"
Oh :(
In language, yes but probably not in family-tree terms 😦
My childhood has been negated.
@clear ferry https://imgur.com/fLSxZUJ
But NASA uses metric for pretty much everything...

In fact, the one time someone gave them imperial units to work with (Lockheed Martin when working with NASA and JPL on the Mars Climate Orbiter), NASA assumed it was all metric
Which resulted in the loss of a $125-million dollar lander as it impacted the ground at orbital velocity
I blame Lockheed Martin for using imperial units. lol

I wonder if TPSM84205EAB will be a good choice for a voltage converter for my PCB design 🤔
Also, the official standards for imperial units are defined in metric, so...
it's a mix
it's why we use a mix lol
using just metric or just imperial is actually bad
ask any automotive mechanic lol
so you are saying the american mechanics have finally started adapting to metric ?
that is great
uh foreign vehicles aren't in imperial
No, I mean, if you're using imperial, you're using metric, because imperial units are defined in metric, and metric units (of length, anyway) are designated as the distance traveled by a photon over a set interval of time.
The meter (m) is defined by taking the fixed numerical value of the speed of light in vacuum c to be 299,792,458 when expressed in the unit m s−1, where the second is defined in terms of ∆νCs.
any car I have ever done work on have been metric only 🤔 the imperial stuff is nice when you have 20 year old worn down bolts though
it's like everything else Leapo, we adopted and changed to better suit what works best
what @deft pewter seems to have such trouble understanding when it comes to language
Fernando Alonso didn't qualify for the Indy 500 because his team mixed up metric and imperial and the car bottomed out at high speeds
Oof
any car you ever worked on likely had only 3 wheels till recently and only then the fourth wheel is more for show than functionality tho
I'm surprised this server doesn't have an oof emoji for reacts, tbh
it use to have a few good ones, they got kicked to the curb tho
no fun allowed

Blame atx
If you're dropping an oof, someone's not having fun. lol
blame atx for most things bad in the world

i liked my wail one lol
atx's server room single-handedly causing global warming
that's not atx directly, it's HP(E) poor performance
🌶️
Well ... I guess I now know what I'm going to be doing today 🙂
giving vikings turned eskimo's (vikamos) advanced technology and asking them to fix things was a no brainer that the end result was going to be mainly a bunch of stick poking and jumping around yelling noises
getting that return box and shipping label? || lol jk ||
Heh, still surprised whenever I see someone with a Blue. Get it as a gift?
I dig the looks of it
it does look nice
it would be better if the heat sink on the other side came with mounting holes
I mean, yeah, the case is sweet
That's about all I have to say about the Blue, to be honest...
I was trying not to be negative, but suffice it to say, I'd probably get a used Intel NUC over a Blue
or any laptop from the last 10 years
I currently run an i7 NUC/Proxmox/Supervised HA install.
you realize the odroid is powerful enough to do almost everything a normal person would use HA for right?
Several people are typing...
HP(E) got a solution which can run HA okay, but don't expect high performance
i say almost, but lets me real. it is powerful enough
probably, still don't trust that fucker
@forest edge I do, it's also more expensive and less powerful than a used NUC, so...
trust >> power
I couldn't personally justify a Blue
@subtle pasture an i3 maybe, but that isn't more powerful
yeah the price was the main issue I looked past it too
also yes, in europe it is..... the price of a nuc
last I checked it was €365
in denmark
well euro dollars don't count
OUCH! I got one of the last they had in stock in Switzerland for 272 euro
that is ridiculously expensive
I think the i3 is around 250eur here, but the other is up to 500eur. You can get the new Microserver for that, so way too expensive
Where are you seeing the ODROID-N2+ being that fast? The only Geekbench scores I can find from a NUC that are lower than the ODRID-N2+ are running Celerons
I got a R510 shipped from the US to Norway, with one CPU and 16GB RAM (both of which I tossed) for $150
The N2+ scores 360 pts (single core) and 1099 pts (multi-core), for reference
And even some of the Celeron NUCs are that fast... https://browser.geekbench.com/v5/cpu/2924031
Benchmark results for a Generic with an Intel Celeron J3455 processor.
I'd take my chances with an i3 or i5 NUC, they all seem to beat the N2+ 😛
and a celeron based system is more scalable and has a proper storage platform to begin with 🤣
I'm pleased with my cheap Celeron NUC. Plenty powerful for HA and a few other bits.
If I was doing transcoding or something, it'd struggle.
Depends on what GPU it has/had onboard, and if your software supports hardware transcoding
Intel Quicksync can prop up some low-end chips pretty well
@subtle pasture it's a 6 core
Not sure it even has a dedicated GPU 😂
@forest edge Aaaand?
A quad-core Celeron appears to match it pretty well
SOC 🤢
I mean your welcome to over spend, no one is saying you can't
but we're talking about handling HA tasks here
that odroid will keep up
over-spend? I'm talking about used NUCs off ebay 😂
biggest problem is that "ha tasks" for anyone running the SOC boards are "ALL THE ADDONS"
This is thrifty-on-thrifty
ok new compared to used?
which in turns doesn't fit on a SOC
I'd be comparing to used HA Blue's if any existed
so a used odroid will still be cheaper lol
But they don't 🤷♀️
the blue is the same as the others, onmly diffrence is you won't find the 128eemc on the others
The NUC that kept up with the N2+ is currently going for $99 on ebay. lol
Geekbench is one of the few x86/ARM benchmarks out there
So that's what a lot of people use to compare cross-platform
and it comparing single and quad, the odroid is a 6
it compares single and multi

Yeah, core count doesn't really matter if they're that much slower per-core...
even still the nuc is a quad lol
And keep in mind that the odroid is 4+2
This ^
it most certianly matter son what it's doing
thats what I said above
Not buying it. I've had plenty of high core-count systems be slower than comparable low core-count systems because each individual core was just THAT much slower
Looking at you AMD Bulldozer CPUs...
well like i said, you are more than welcome to over spend lol
It's cheaper than the Blue >_>
we'll see when the used ones start cropping up
it should be soon, oct is a long time for this crap anymore
you can get a new nuc or similar for the same price too
a crappy one
Apparently the crappy ones can be just as fast or faster, going by Geekbench

🤷♀️
ugh
speaking electrical stuff. those wago's are becoming popular around here
not heard of any code listing them as acceptable yet tho
which wagos ?
oh, those have been big here for the last 15 years
What about small ones?
yea the big ones have been lol
but they updated them now
to what I linked above
originals were the same size as a wire nuts
thats why wago wasn't really used much here
hmmm, new position apparently does not cover overtime, so I would have to bake that into my base pay, and add on top for any unexpected overtime, so $30-35k payraise should be a minimum then 🤣
i've seen those and they look real handy, are they legal under NEC electrical code?
would be nice to ditch wire nuts
Legal in the UK, which has one of the strictest codes. Weird that they're not covered by code everywhere yet.
it looks like they're good to use here in the states
ooh and they're not too expensive either
cheaper than I thought they'd be
I've used the older ones a lot
Yeah, a little more expensive than the alternative but worth it for the convenience.
the newer ones are much smoother
amazon has a 50 pack for $20
being smaller makes them really appealing
when you are dealing with more than 2 strands of 12 gauge the wire nuts you have to use are freaking huge. to many of just wire nutting two in the same box becomes cluttered as well
anything that saves on space if a big plus
These are also really easy to work with in small spaces - I've used them a few times now and wouldn't go back to other methods
downside of the wagos is when you go above 4 the width becomes more of an issue than a wire nut
Wouldn't need such huuuge wires if you had 240v ;)
couldn't you stack smaller ones?
You could stack 2 3's but it's more things to go wrong
@hushed basalt I haven't looked it up, cannot prove it but pretty sure the rest of the worlds "14awg" equivalent is only 13awg so not much diffrence lol
you can tell when you order an product from over there and our wire only fits by means of persuasion lol
You neg like he has any control over the US electrical grid. lol
US gets 240v service
Center tapped 🤢
true
I'm aware, it's just center-tapped, as @deft pewter said
how the hell does this turn into the same convo's every few days in here lol
i've only been here a few days
Because the US still hasn't fixed its grid 😄
it's a marvel of engineering regardless
and we don't have to worry about flash inceneration like atx
does UK still have people wiring their own plugs when they buy stuff?
Nah
or is that no longer a thing
That went away years ago
are devices still individually fused?
Hell yeah
jealous
jealous? their plugs are the literal size of a brick. surprised they don't come with a storage compartment by now
For sockets. 2400VA outlets. 16 amp circuit
they also like to stand upright so you step on them in the dark
wait.. did bricks influence your outlets? lol
or so I've heard
And double as caltrops...
seen a few gnarly pics of feet impaled on UK plugs
But hey, we can draw 13A at 240V on any socket
Our outlets are landscape orientation
This is annoying for people that just want to replace a plug instead of throwing something out. Fortunately, you can still get replacement plugs you can wire on.
But our light switches are portrait
I'd guess most people still just throw stuff out when it 'breaks'.
And we have switches on our outlets since we're not savages
Oh, and our plugs result in the cable running vertically, nicely out of the way. None of this sticking out of the wall crap
Yeah UK sockets are great
switches on outlets is weird
As long as you don't stand on them
nice i guess, but weird
Not having switches on outlets is weird
Is the fuse not replaceable without replacing the entire plug?
Aus appliance plugs suck
i like the german outlets
Funnily enough, I just had to replace one of the newer 'safe' plugs because the frigging fuse holder inside started to short out.
Most of them are straight molded plugs
recessed so you can't go zapping yourself when fumbling blindly
Yes... but that doesn't help when the plug itself is bad.
It was arcing enough that you could hear buzzing and the plug was starting to get hot and melt. Luckily it was just a kettle, not an always-on appliance.
It's not legal to replace plugs here
uncool
It's over the top
Yeah, pretty common to see pre-terminated appliance cord here in home improvement stores
dear god why? everything that plugs into those are friggin huge.. the plug weighs more than the device
Although seeing some of the DIY stuff americans post online
Some of them are even fused (which looks weird in a US plug, but oh well)
they're thicc
excellent for bludgeoning
xmas light cords are fused lol
@hushed basalt the american wiring in the attic \ basement going through wood with bare wires is FUN
Was talking about appliance cords... MUCH bigger fuses...
wait, that gif shows the switch auto flipping on? is that a real thing? it auto turns itself off if nothing plugged in?
The whole plug is elongated to accommodate
fuck dejavu question
You know what else is elongated to accomodate
It's a series of tubes
knobs and tubes you mean
I knew atx was gonna respond but wasn't expecting that response...
You should try to find some pictures of church organ wiring...
i don't know if I want my power touching a ton of knobs before entering my appliances
having the same convo with the same people should be a bannable offense in this server imo
It's okay if it's your knob
But don't let another person join their tubes with your knob
waiting for @dull chasm to respond about his barn
which of the 6 barns ?
Farmers are a different breed
which ever the one with the knob in tube in it
The house is a barn
I still need to put a profile picture on my LinkedIn
Wow how did you find my video
Here's yours
https://c.tenor.com/VhPtLVBC1-4AAAAM/merica.gif
wtf
Soccer sure has changed...
finally you are interested @subtle pasture ? 👀
is that powder or like liquid nitrogen? lol
Yes
Powdered liquid nitrogen 
Ah yes the hidden state of nitrogen
Why are football players such fucking wimps? Rolling on the floor over the slightest injury.
The final form Saiyan 2 basic ultra instinct
because it's soccer and not football even if you all have always called it football
At least they're not wearing 12 inchesnof padded armour and move 2 ft a minute
Overpaid, underskilled plebes in front of a camera? Gotcha.
but they get that great head trauma so they don't have to pay for school @hushed basalt remember
American Football is great. High school girls play it here.
Australian Football??
your confused mono, that's cricket
Cricket is only for the middle class. Sorry.
It's hand egg
aren't all high school girls there middle class tho?
I think you're missing a very important piece of UK culture. Most people are chavs.
our sports don't condone men groping one another on a field, those acts are best served behind a diffrent pay wall
Screw pay walls. That's the main reason I don't watch @clear ferry 's cams.
I know every country has its own issues... but the thing I hate most about the UK is that chav culture seems to be taking over. It's considered normal to wear tracksuits and gym wear to restaurants 🤢
People actually think they're superior for dropping out of school. I have no idea how that logic even works.
finally evolving huh lol
Eh. School was probably the easiest time of most of our lives.
That's a pretty blanket statement
It's just easy to talk shit about school while you're still in school. Once you have adult responsibilities, you realise just how good school was.
Only 5-6 hours a day of 'work'? Awesome.
3 breaks a day? Sweet!
that is pretty cool
I've spent a few hours in Eagle
and I have now uploaded my first gerber files to pcbway
School was pretty hellish for me until I got to college, tbh...
5 PCBs, $16 with shipping
Sure, you just have bullying, fights, disenfranchised teachers, standardised testing, no autonomy, no flexibility in learning methods
Literally bullied to the point that I was home-schooled for 2 years
Parents pulled me out after I picked up and hucked a desk at a kid that WOULD NOT stop
Like... one of those desk-with-attached-chair combos...
Picked the whole thing up and threw it
I had quite a few bullies up to high school, problem was that I was ridicously strong and just punched them, even though I was sad
I did end up in a few principal conferences
I'm not gonna pretend school was a walk in the park... I was bullied throughout too. But bullying doesn't stop in adult life either...
pretty close @hushed basalt 🤣
I still break kitchen utensils monthly
because of my ridiciously strength
my daughter is the same
kids and school these days seem to be too sensitive for any kind of bullying to happen
it's probably even worse these days
I still remember the moment that stopped most of the bullying at high school. The teacher had left the room and one of the bigger kids decided he wanted to shove me around while no-one was watching. Well... that went both ways - no-one saw me land an awesome blow on him... and him and his buddies never bothered me again 😄
with all the digital platforms
but then I guess not complimenting your fellow students on thier hair might be considered bullying now?
I got bullied again in high school but by that point I'd learned how to play it off... to hilarious effect
in my day we didn't just talk shit, we got into fist fights. don't think kids these days know how to physical fight
@deft pewter had a bully whos father was a cop, he brought his fathers baton to school to beat me up, too bad I always wore military boots and again, ridiciously strong, so I just ended up grabbing the baton swinging, pushed him down and started kicking, then I went and got the teacher 
frozen water bottle thrown at the back of my head
intentionally flop over onto the floor of the classroom and start screaming bloody murder until faculty actually DOES something
frozen water bottle wtf
I never took it that far, atx. Just stood up to him the once and he realised I wasn't a pushover.
@clear ferry I had a whole-ass history textbook dropped on the back of my head once because I feel asleep in class
Yeah, that's fucked up... coulda done some real damage.
Dude who did it thought it was funny as hell
I also get ridicously angry when I get frustrated, which probably added to the damage I inflicted on bullies 🤣
was this one guy who was three heads higher than me, I just jumped on his back and pushed his head into the ice
like a fucking hedgehog
I've never seen a hedgehog fuck.
That's a Tasmanian devil 😄

got him speaking native. wow
You sounded fine to me 🤷♀️
I'm fine

I can do a proper cockney accent
I should voicechat with @deft pewter though
yea play him the same shit you played the other day
one more person to put you on ignore lol
@green inlet and @last plaza have heard me angry on voicechat, they just laughed 🤣
guys
I've seen that HA Core that a very cool bug_report.yml which describes how to open a bug report on github
they switched from bug_report.md to bug_report.yml
I would like to do the same but it seems that my GitHub does not accept yaml
is there someone who knows how to do it? 🙂
Here we go again 😄
@laabo
There's always somebody who knows how
@oblique jay why you eat popcorn? is the question funny?
Are you talking about the beta feature on GitHub?
mono, is it a beta feature?
Because... they don't get rolled out to everyone at once 😉
It says it's a beta feature in the post about it, no?
Hell, it's not even in beta yet. It's alpha.
People are always so happy for support questions in this channel
To be fair, that's not a support question. It's a general question about GitHub that happens to be tangentially related to HA.
I'm normally one of the first to tell people to move along... this doesn't need to.
But hey, they did at least open with the standard one word opening they post every time ...
git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.
ok thanks mono
@forest edge barn is ok
How many knobs in there?
wtf was wail readded or just from a different server? :wail:

lol after designing my PCB I find it hard to source 6pin screw terminals from ali 🤣
have to redesign
shocked they haven't made a smart switch that uses an ink display on the front by now
seems JLCPCB is cheaper than PCBWAY too
but I can't see any options to add components on either
I was planning to assemble them myself
amazon lightsail - yay or nay?
Hi All, is there a Node Red channel on Discord?
There's a forum at their website, if #node-red-archived isn't doing it for you
I just wondered if there was a separate dedicated discord server for NodeRed ?
If there is, I'd expect them to advertise it on their site 
I know some of you guys like investments. Are there any websites or Windows apps you'd recommend for tracking your favourite tickers and related news?
I was hoping for something at least as good as the Apple Stocks app... but I only use the Mac for work.
I always find things like that by using google with the word "reddit" added and then I look at everyone argue with each other and I decide a winner
Thanks for the reminder... I'll just check out /r/wallstreetbets
I bet it won't be flooded with memes about AMC and GME.
their sidebar is probably filled
There's naff all in their sidebar.
Cheers, will check it out.
I'm starting small for now so my wife doesn't murder me when I lose it all 😂
Not going to do that spread nonsense and lose more than I actually have.
have you decided a broker yet because the broker will probably be what you use to follow
external site for before that phase
Yeah. There's a zero commission app in the UK that I'm gonna use.
Have you dug into it enough to see if the tracking fits your needs?
Eh. It'll be good enough.
I meant you might not even need anything external. The app you're using probably has good charts but Idk
I just don't want to have to open my phone up constantly.
Would be nice to have a dash open on my spare monitor.
gotcha
TradingView looks pretty good.
Golden rule is, if you can't afford to lose it, don't "gamble" it
Yup. Only loaded a few hundred onto my account for now, just to get a feel.
If it works out, I'll just try to grow my money and re-invest. I'm not gonna stick my life savings on there 😄
Interesting to see the wsb effect. They're screwing with silver now too.
no, the silver thing is fake
the news has been talking about silver but WSB has been trying to tell erryone it's BS
So why are so many mining companies up today?
Someone saying it's not happening doesn't mean it's not.
There's a mining company up 141% today.
yeah, because the news but there isn't a squeeze from WSB or anything
just search silver on the reddit and see a quarter of the threads talking about the BS that it is
I'm not educated on it at all but they seem pretty hateful about silver, lol
I said a quarter of the threads but it seems to be about 60% of them, lol
I'm going to try not to pay too much attention to that sub. They sound a little bit autistic.
Probably won't ever make it big... but a little side income would be nice.
I'm actually looking into smart switches with either an LCD screen or e-ink. I've got an old remarkable lying around (that is too big for a switch, I know) but I might be able to use that as a display that blends in nicely within my home. https://github.com/dixonary/fingerterm-reMarkable
And this weekend I was playing around with embedding a touchscreen IPS display into my switching plate:
The display is just a tad to big to fit really nicely. Will be looking for larger plates that give a bit more room, but if I can't find those I will continue with this.
The dream is to easily use the touchscreen to switch from lights to music, and control music volume with the same dial.
Nice! I really like the castellated edges on these things, I wish teensy's came with this as well.
yeah, this is dual core too which is neat. I just wanted to play with device/host usb stuff and these came out right around when I was looking.
Dual core isn't really well supported yet though, so watch out with that. But knowing raspberry pi they will add proper support for that in the (near) future.
yeah, not really a need of mine but neat anyways
Although I never had any lack of speed on the teensy 3.2. Memory has more been an issue
yeah, beefier with the ram and most other things as well
I have no real use for it yet, trying to think of some
Did you buy the 1000 pack?
no, I found a company named chicago electronics or something and they shipped from florida
just the 5
Chicago Electronics... in Florida? 🤔
haha, yeah. I live nearish to chicago so I chose them
LIES
this is the package that went on a trip to another town first
well traveled picos
They get out more than I do.
poor plumber next door at the VFW. Snaking their plumbing with 20mph winds
53,614 votes and 2,056 comments so far on Reddit
Lol
Just had to have a plumber come over to do that with 75 feet, it was disgusting enough indoors. OOF if there's any sort of chunky stuff that comes off that snake and you're downwind 🤢
💯 This is the way
my landlord had to do it for me a couple of weeks back but the blockage was between me and the street. the prior tenants were using wipes and clogging it
Ayy same actually. Not sure why, he thought the pipes had rust on them and things were catching, but yeah it was between driveway and street also I bought a 25 footer and it didn't clear it. Our sink was backed up so imagine my face when 💩 was on the snake
he had sewer company come out and use their fancy camera thing
The guy I had, was OG. He only used gloves for a portion of it and I'm pretty sure he had no sense of smell 😂
NO SIR. I'm going to study right fkng now so I never have to become a plumber
my landlord came over one day to check on toilet and instantly shoved his hand into the toilet to check for blockage
I motioned towards the soap and put a towel on the sink but he just pulled out his own rag and wiped it off
sir no sir
I opened the doors for him after that
I actually made lots of no no no sounds in my office just now
Stonky Kong
I'm dying right now. Same. I was like, uh let me get that for you.
but not directly into the toilet
Is there a way to see a dashboard of your watchlist instead of only seeing a sidebar?
Might have to rely on my app for that instead. I just want something I can glance at and see how my shares are doing. Not so interested in all the twitchy numbers TradingView gives.
It's kinda mesmerising seeing the realtime updates for a bunch of tickers but it's not what I'm after.
Brian, tell him you just slide it out from the right-hand side. You can almost full screen your watchlist
you can turn off the other columns
huh?
if you just care about the symbol and the last price you can turn off the other columns
Yeah for sure, I meant in regards to seeing only your watchlist
Used to get some stuff from usplabs that made 5 days of pain after leg day turn into a day maybe 1.5 days. But they were pretty sus 😄 You have a good supp stack to help you out though?
https://github.com/raspberrypi/pico-examples/blob/master/pio/ws2812/ws2812.pio#L7-L26 this is neat. magical software GPIO
just the PIO assembly stuff is neat
"The PIO subsystem on RP2040 allows you to write small, simple programs for what are called PIO state machines, of
which RP2040 has eight split across two PIO instances. A state machine is responsible for setting and reading one or
more GPIOs, buffering data to or from the processor (or RP2040’s ultra-fast DMA subsystem), and notifying the
processor, via IRQ or polling, when data or attention is needed.
These programs operate with cycle accuracy at up to system clock speed (or the program clocks can be divided down to
run at slower speeds for less frisky protocols)." it's a pdf or I'd link
Heh, that's handy. Means the GPIOs can do things like generate a PWM frequency or send a keepalive pulse all on their own, without bothering the CPU
yeah, this pdf is super interesting if you feel like reading. https://datasheets.raspberrypi.org/pico/raspberry-pi-pico-c-sdk.pdf
I just got to this. "So far we have looked at writing data to PIO directly from the processor. This often leads to the processor spinning its
wheels waiting for room in a FIFO to make a data transfer, which is not a good investment of its time. It also limits the
total data throughput you can achieve"
"RP2040 is equipped with a powerful direct memory access unit (DMA), which can transfer data for you in the background.
Suitably programmed, the DMA can make quite long sequences of transfers without supervision. Up to one word per
system clock can be transferred to or from a PIO state machine, which is, to be quite technically precise, more bandwidth
than you can shake a stick at. The bandwidth is shared across all state machines, but you can use the full amount on one
state machine."
Yeah, I believe that's how they're getting enough bandwidth to drive things like VGA monitors at high resolutions
very cool. they give you a table of all of the common frequencies used for bitbanging
I get the feeling we're going to see this thing replace the Teensy in a lot of applications
Looks like people are already porting custom keyboard firmware to it. Woo
qmk?
Yup
Though you could just kinda... write your own in circuitpython
If a keyboard running python is your thing
I love qmk. I need to move back to my home made keyboards. I can probably get parts again these days
I need to find a nice 60 percent board I like
or maybe 65. make a new one
not "home made" as in making the boards and such but you know what I mean
lol, all the mechanical keyboard enthusiasts are bitching that the official Pico uses MicroUSB rather than USB-C
Sparkfun has you covered ^
yeah, micro doesn't bother me at all with all the esp shit I have
I know it costs a bit less to make 'em mini so fuck it
looks like there are a decent stock of pcb's. I'll have to get a list together
probably just build a cherry blue with kbdfans parts 😛
actually, I have always wanted to try the zilent v2s or wathever they are
I've been planning to build an RGB matrix face mask, since the pandemic doesn't seem to be ending any time soon... I was going to use an ESP8266 or ESP32, but the Pico might be the way to go instead...
Be happy it's micro. Lots of ardunios use mini-B. And those are getting really hard to find.
@low harness I have so many goddamn mini-B cables floating around the house from my girlfriend's PS3...
Apparently PS3 controllers used mini-B to charge
thomas, last month I tore apart my storage room looking for a mini because I thought I had a device that needed it. i finally sat down with it and realized it was micro.
FUCK. I could have looked in the ps3 box
I had to dig one out recently to run an FTDI programmer
Good job you nerds have boxes full of cables, eh?
There wasn't really anything wrong with mini-B, tbh...
Yeah, it worked
holy fuck. these switches I want are $12 a piece. I'll wait a bit
I believe micro-B was designed explicitly so that the connector on the cable was more likely to break than the connector inside your device
nvm, that site is trying to fook me
micro-B increased the minimum number of insertion cycles from 5000 (on mini-B) to 10,000
Note that this applies to the receptacles, not the plugs
That's pretty durable
To accomplish this, a locking device was added and the leaf-spring was moved from the jack to the plug, so that the most-stressed part is on the cable side of the connection. This change was made so that the connector on the less expensive cable would bear the most wear.
I remembered correctly \o/
wow, memory; I can't remember the last time I had that shit
I used to have a PS3 controller for my retropie. Then I switched to a PS4 one because the designers of that one actually read the bluetooth spec. Thankfully that uses micro.
Yeaaah, PS4 controllers are significantly easier to get working with 3rd party devices
No kidding
Also, wtf did Nintendo do with the Switch Pro controller?
Know what. Just pretend the Switch doesn't use whatever it says it uses.
Plug it into a PC and it's recognized immediately as an x-input gamepad... with all of the buttons and axis triggering randomly at high speed
I hardly trust the HDMI. And for the love of god, don't plug anything USB-C into it.
I haven't used my switch since like the halloween update on animal crossing
Fun fact: the Nintendo Switch doesn't actually produce an HDMI signal
It pushes DisplayPort out of its USB-C port. The dock converts this to HDMI
hot
I got a lite for myself and the big one and remote for girlfriend but she doesn't play it anymore either
I'm still trying to figure out the Switch Lite...
Nintendo gave it the "Switch" name, but it doesn't... switch...
it explicitly doesn't do the namesake thing
Call it something else, seriously
It almost feels like false advertising
when I read switch I picture a whip
I pictured bedroom activities 🤷♀️
When your friends invite you over to play smash, but you get there and realize you're the switch
I would love to play zelda real big on my tv but my eyes strain while playing it

maybe in about 10 years I'll play it on an emulator with haxxed settings
@night zodiac You can already run BOTW in an emulator
The Wii-U version runs in Dolphin
Yup, there are already 60FPS patches for it
You can get the Wii-U version looking better than the Switch version, honestly
I don't even know what a wii u is
You didn't miss anything
I don't really game. I bought this to AC with the girl
Did you not see Nintendo's first attempt at a tablet console?
I went from an SNES to a switch 🤷
Looks like there are 144 FPS patches now
nice. that is the sweet spot
There's also some game changing patches, like ultra-master-mode or whatever.
Good luck emulating a Wii U game that fast... you'll need one HELL of a CPU
I has 10900k and 3090 so hopefully that will do
still have yet to shove them in a case 😛
You have a good shot. lol
Damn, that's a 10-core / 20 thread chip
What's hilarious is I can drop an i7 6950X into my motherboard and get 10 cores / 20 threads (Broadwell-E from 2016)
And it'll still be the same 14nm process node as the 10900k
intel needs to get their shit together on 10 / 7 / 5 nm already...
they just hired a bunch of retired architects in an attempt to start actually making shit again
they weren't paying enough so everyone left
they are trying to pay people, haha
A lot of those were former Matrox engineers, and went to their GPU division
The new hires, I mean
Intel is ramping up to compete with AMD and Nvidia in the high-end GPU space
https://images.anandtech.com/doci/16438/Glenn LI.png this is one of the pictures I seent
pretty much all of the snow has melted today
This is surreal... https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/laa59v/this_woman_from_myanmar_was_recording_her/
hrmmmmmmm
that is a massive road to be blocked off
https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1569642986562975&id=100005518668726 damn, that road is never poppin'
I dunno if that's normal for Myanmar. Is it one of those countries that put a lot of money into infrastructure but don't actually use it?
Like a homelabber
Don't talk about @clear ferry like that.
You can ship me your NAS. I could do with one.
I keep having to delete stuff to make room for new stuff. It's madness.
I ordered 256gb nvme's for my nas and amazon accidentally sent me 2tb sticks so my space has been poppin'
Noice
I just prepped some steaks for later. My head is killing me already so I imagine the smoke later is going to fook me
dem allergies
You got pets?
nope
I get headaches from all types of smelly things. like hot oil when cooking and such.
perfume, nail polish
You're just a snowflake, huh? 😄
I have a cat allergy. Which is really great, since we have a cat.
lol, sounds like a great idea
my girlfriend's ex-wife got a purse-dog that she takes with her everywhere after the divorce... she is allergic to dogs... we worry about her sometimes >_>
I didn't really get a choice. Wife wanted a cat... then I discovered my allergy.
Oof
hopefully the cat at least likes you
Sometimes.
man. this chat and the other chat I am in are both talking about cats
well, the other one is talking about kitty litter that changes color according to the ph of your cats pee
pretty litter
it is to visualize your cats health, apparently
Yeah, that's odd... you could just pay attention to your cat instead of checking its poop.
"meow meow meow meow meow" - cat "quick, let's go to the vet" - mono
Cats and dogs have personalities. You can tell when they're not acting themselves.
ugh they are going to make a movie out of this robinhood gamestop crap
shows how desperate they are for content
Guessing AMC won’t be showing it 🤣
I'm having troubles figuring out how to use HomeAssistant, is there a good tutorial?
@fresh eagle have you searched online? lots and lots of youtube videos and blogs etc
gg
so for future reference, don't make a post about gauging interest on a product idea
i thought it wouldn't count as self promo since I wasn't linking anything
but I guess not
i got permbanned literally within 1 minute of posting
they work fast lol
guess i'll go ask on avsforum or something
this is my "activity" card: https://imgur.com/7Psz5HF
@grand marlin i used https://github.com/kalkih/mini-media-player
ooo i like those rounded cards
how did you do that
that "now playing" is an entity filter that shows any of my devices playing stuff
the card edges?
it's my theme
ahhh
heres my home theater card
i used to have a icon of the movie playing but it didnt go with my theme enough
oo thats nice
I would love if netflix would show what's playing
i could probably poke around and see what makes it rounded





