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I was in a house built by some americans in the 70s here
I don't think the kitchen had any straight walls
bet they were really canadians
Lol. My house is nice and flat with very straight walls and square edges
i've got a difference of 3cm between kitchen and dining room but the corridor that connects all of the rooms has none. there's also a difference of 5 cms to the bathroom but because the former owners stacked tiles isntead of removing the old ones.
so even if something was pretty close to being dead on, many years later they wouldn't be
I'm fricking annoyed that I can't figure out what car this is, I saw it yesterday and knew I had seen it before, thought it was a 91 mustang at first, then a chrysler lebaron, but it is neither, you who know shitty cars @forest edge you must surely know
the guy who built our house was a bricklayer by trade. so every wall is perfect. Unfortuantley, he couldnt lay a floor straight , plumbing and Electrics were not really his area either. woodwork was another thing he "practicsed" on our house.
and he had a hobby for making fireplaces.
uh oh...looks like a 90s mustang sorta
loos like a thunderbird from like the 90's or something lol
or this ^
which were f'in disgusting until i ripped the buggers out
This is the only lot thing that annoys me. The light being where the roof meets (which would also center it on the table below)
i think you are right @forest edge
There we go
The ninth generation of the Ford Thunderbird is a personal luxury coupe that was manufactured and marketed by Ford for the 1983 to 1988 model years. In response to the sales downturn of the 1980–1982 Thunderbird, the Thunderbird underwent an extensive model revision for the 1983 model year. While remaining a personal luxury coupe (to minimize ov...
1987 thunderbird
so close
mildly annoying indeed
they all looked the same sort of
ford put everything into the stang
hell they did it again with whatever this new disgusting thing they just released which is a mustang for familys or something
dumbest thing they ever did yet
analyst or whatever is telling these companies people don't want cars anymore, it's all about trucks and suv's
because...yeah you wake up every day and think "my dream car is a mustang SUV running on a battery"
so ford and went and made that garbage
We have 50% off electric vehicles here, but I'm still not interested tbh, there are too many uncertainties and shortcomings
with what
switching?
I wouldn't switch till you had no other choice
no eletric vehicle is going to be as good as gas powered in this day in age
Eh, the incentives are good, we have basically free power, and no road tax on them, and no toll booths
i'm a polluter. 2l diesel engine with straight pipe...
what you gonna plug into when it runs out of charge in the middle of nowhere tinker?
Same as not running out of fuel - plan ahead 😉
We have charging station over most of the country
what if storms take out power
1000km with one tank when driving "sensible"
fast charging
If a storm takes out power, then likely I shouldn't have been out driving 😉
I would save $3500 a year just in gas money tbh
I'm as likely to run into issues with no fuel at the petrol station...
you lose power more than that lol
Same here
rare is not never
Even out in the sticks, power outages are rare, and quickly resolved
I've had no power outages in the last 7 years, and none lasting longer than an hour in the last 20
Proper infrastructure here 😛
but you know what...i'm a petrol head...i would buy an EV just for getting from A to B but i need my proper dose of oil, diesel and goose bumps from the combination of both of it 😉
ok, but can you say the same for literally every place you may need to drive too?
Yes
same with cell phone coverage, we've probably had.... two outages in the last 10 years, which lasted less than 1 hour
which is why landline are dead
then go get yourself a toaster on wheels
Honestly, only thing keeping me from switching to electric is that there's no estate car option yet
Having a dog, I want proper space in the back for them 😄
An Audi A6 Avant sized EV would be interesting
Oh yeah 😄
only one that makes sense to me now in regards to range is the tesla, but they are proper shite to drive
I'd be up for that
I rather like knowing my vehicle will still run after the world goes to shit lol
If the world goes to shit, there's no fuel deliveries either 😉
At least with electric you could use solar 😉
diseal can run on food oil
at least my car runs on any oil that has some similarities to diesel
sooo raiding fast food restaurants is a valid tactic then
there will allways be sources of gas after the world goes to shit
world ran on it for far too long for there not to be
if we reach that state we will return to using horses and carriages
My A6 had good milage, 0.4l\100km, my volvo only has 0.7l\100, but atleast it is better than the A8 that averages 1.2l\100km 🤣 close to "american economy driver"
hell they continued to find gas in the resident evil and terminators movies didn't they
image eletrical cars during terminator era
thehehe...
I would just keep on driving past atx with his thumb out
🤣
will diagnose computer problems for food
doing that tomorrow at 18:00CET @clever mortar 
my company car will be a hybrid at least...since they don't allow for pure electrical ones (they know why...)
in those movies your side of the world just didn't exists anymore lol
lmao
That's 'cos we're sat there with tea and scones watching the chaos unfold 😉
Oh, I say, there goes another former state up in flames. Pass the jam will you.
exactly lol
I'll take "Former US States" for 400 Trevor
adjusts monocle
what is that movie, day after tomorrow.. sure you guys will survive just fine
find you frozen holding that teacup lol
Eh, I told my EU managers I'm interested in listening to their offer, lets see what happens 🤣
over here in germany it would be like "keine zeit für weltuntergang. muss arbeiten!"
I was going to say Arbeit ma... but 
during lockdown we are not allowed to meet with more than 2 households but it's okay since we are allowed to meet up at work with 150 different households. noice 😉
We had a "don't visit others" since new year, but it now opened up for 5 people can visit a house
but.. we don't visit anyone anyway
So an Australian house then
🤣
We're in the don't go to work if you have any other option stage
Just don't forget your FFP2 masks
Even then, if you're in the office, wear your mask
I need to go back at some point, just so I can see if the building still exists. And maybe get a team lunch... but not until after this is over 😄
yeah curently we've got some of this, some of that in terms of regulations but fuck it.... i'm on home office duty on my new job starting february so i don't care really....
is it? 😄
we are cancelling our office leases worldwide
I've been saying it for 10 years though
I've been able to WFH since I started my current job, and always taken a day or two to do so each week. When this is all over it'll likely be a day or two a week in the office, just to ensure the team's doing ok 😄
i'm a system engineer..i can do 99% of things remotely. yet the factory manager insists on us to show up at the office. that f*cker...i tell ya...
I've usually been in the office once a month the last decade
So not much change for me
Yeah, but you go visit clients to break fix things instead 😛
Hey, they are not mutually exclusive!
the order of occurence is key
Order of execution you mean
first break it without noticing and then fix it and charge for it appropriately
they move all atx's work out into the ocean and he starts posting pictures of him in scuba gear
phase 3 is always profit, mind. 😉
You jest, but I've seen datacenters powered by waves
oh no, i watched the microshit documentary just released on the whole thing
yeah run datacenters in the ocean, cool them with sea water as well and increase the temperature anyways....profit!
we do that already for quite a few here in norway @gusty wraith
even with mobile datacenters
just lob the pipes in the ocean
These are nice
Airlift entire datacenters out of conflict zones
ahh yes i've heard of them
It should be two hands drowning in the last frame
not if the person under the water has been trying to find a solution for alot longer than the person high fiviing
that image was basically me trying to get string lights icon in HA last year
er two years ago i guess it techncially was lol
i think if data centers (or servers specifically) would run a lot cooler and efficient we would have a nicer planet to live on. that's something nobody enters in any calculations regarding co2 footprint and pollution...it's always about cars effectively...
Hmmmmmmmm nothing to do, guess I'll make that docker presentation for my team
let me try out the libreoffice powerpoint software
never used it before
use notepad for extra credits 😄
They already do, but customers are fucking useless at replacing them
I still see a lot of servers from the mid 00s in commission
you could replace 50 of those with a 2020 server
yes but i can tell you from an industrial perspective this will never happen
because never change a running system....bullshit
that is true for infrastructure sensitive stuff, but those are only 2% of all stuff
Do love my client that has a three "node" distributed setup. Every week they shut down an entire site for maintenance - including hardware upgrades
Turns out doing IT properly just takes will 😄
Yep, those are in the minority though
i've mgirated a 14 years old SCADA system and consolidated 6 hardware servers into one in one year without hassle.... they didn't want that in the first place because it might cause outages....truth is since then we got zero outages compared to the years before when a server got stuck or spat out a PSU because of the harsh conditions in the field
SCADA 🤢 Thankfully I don't touch a lot of those
Worked quite a bit with ABB
their custom stuff is kinda cool
pcie-x4 -> 16 PCI slots chassis for controlling valves is pretty cool
sounds strange but okay
i've worked with siemens and danfoss only over the past 4 years
but that'll be history in 5 days...
but why do you need pciex4 for that? for HF switching valves?
it was a PCIe-x4 adapter card ->>>>> 3U chassis with 16x PCI slots
some custom ficklery
ah okay i get the idea...
Just a single 1U server controlling 16x4 channels
well you could achieve the same with a siemens or vipa cpu and appropriate I/O modules
Probably, this was for a custom application though, that was being replaced
interesting
Original system was probably from the 80s
oh now that makes more sense now
can't control some of the devices from back then with "modern" cpus and i/os
For the modern hospitals we build these days they usually do just RS485 per room, and a converter to ethernet from each room controller, which is nice
How about some oil immersion cooling
those people who overclock just to see how far they can go
that pc in a fish tank thing has been around for years and years and it's about the same amount of people still doing it, it never really became a mass fad
Hi, everybody! First time writing here, sorry if it's not the appropriate channel for my question. Please point me to the right one if it's wrong. I want to know what is your recommendation for a one-wire, no neutral wall switch, that integrates smoothly in HA, while being privacy-oriented (so LAN mode or DIY mode or something, even flashing with Tasmota or ESPHome) and WiFi-based(no zigbee or z-wave). I know..lots of requirements but I really need an advice and can't find a good answer anywhere. Googled it a lot of times and wondering about Sonoff T4, but afaik it can't be successfully flashed with Tasmota or ESPHome(or am I outdated?)
It brings your server cooling electrical costs way down
Fans in servers alone use a huge chunk of power
pssh, fans are negligable in modern servers
heck mine hardly ever go over 1000rpm
compared to modern CPUs they are basically 0
what is the TDP of the AMDs now ? 300w ?
1u fans in a highly utilised data centre?
modern servers are designed for green IT, usually fans are at 20-25% up to 25c inlet
which is what most green it does
ye old servers usually had just one or two speeds, modern stuff is quite variable
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Abort.
You may want to read the channel topics 😉
(as mentioned in the #rules message you supposedly read 😛 )
I've never heard of a one wire switch, but #hardware-archived could help you if you answer the question in the pinned messages there
interesting bug in libreoffice impress, and probably related to plasma, if I edit text in impress and change windows, it crashes
quite annoying
Yeah, never had that happen in Windows
Thanks for pointing me in the right direction! Really sorry! 😆
i like trains.
Replied wrong. Thanks for help and sorry! 🙂
I enjoy them, then I can listen to people talk while doing other stuff
😄
I'm looking for a good physical keypad to connect to home assistant for my alarm system, does anyone have an recommendation?
@clever mortar indeed switching to gnome fixed the issue 🤔
#hardware-archived for you too
You also should read the channel topics
@proven cobalt lots of #diy-archived too then
meanwhile i do the same...trying to write my own integration for this strange global model of vacuum i got... 🙂
dis one?

looks familiar...yes
don't forget to implement the switch to turn on and off the chainsaw...
Imagine what you could do with presence tracking
python is also strange...when your "native" language is c#.....
but eh...
basically i'm just throwing together code from 4 different repositories soooo....not much of knowledge required 😄
would love to see a vac from Stihl or Fiskars.....
marketing line would read probably "there can't be dirt on the floor if there is no floor"
worlds first vac robot that handles walls and obstacles properly (by slicing through them)
https://www.behance.net/gallery/24052191/STIHL-Robot-Vacuum-Cleaner @gusty wraith there is a concept 😂
uh oh....
its only a desing project sofar though
intriguing ....
i am missing some blades on the side... missed oportunity
my thoughts exactly
@low harness enjoy watching ? 
Was just wondering what you were doing.
Have to drop out for an IRL meeting, though.
From what little I saw there's lots of people here who could benefit

What is this, docker for newbs
For you yes
It needs to be at least 3 times more layers
If you aren't using a hypervisor to run HA OS to run docker to run a hypervisor to run HA OS you're just a filthy casual
atx what are we watching?
Me making presentations
Is that your Pi cluster?
I'm curious about this.
Many people using indoor per room location detection?
for that is more useful to study patterns and behavior
I track my watch actually.
To enable my Ikea dimmer to work on a per room basis
Depends if you have them chipped
Ah, tracking watches. Works great on the days I bother to wear mine.
( And my Xiaomi Cube, but that thing is just a gimmick )
I wear my watch everywhere
so I should do that
with 35 days battery life, that is a breeze
BLE?
https://github.com/jptrsn/ESP32-mqtt-room I higly recommend this github project then 😛
It's what I use with 7 ESP32
psssh, I can do that with esphome easier 🤣
If you can code for yourself, probably. Myself I am not a coder haha
I used to use OpenMQTTGateway until i found this one
esphome is for non coders
I mean, this software you enter 5-6 strings of data and you're good to go
I never used ESPHome but if they managed to do that even easier, damn!
yes, they even have a webgui to manage all your esphome devices
from one place
with OTA updates and configuration
Might get an Amazfit bip now.. My Galaxy watch battery barely last 2 days
the amazfit does everything I need, notifications and time
and alarm
for when I don't want to wake the baby
I solely use it for the BLE tracking.
I'm still using my my pebble time round. I haven't been happy with any other smartwatch I've tried
I've returned all four or five that I've tried
is it waterproof?
I have showered with it
Same
my wife's Garmin Vivofit is dying
she doesn't much care for the smartwatch, she just likes the step tracker plus watch
Says IP68
and that it's waterproof and she doesn't have to charge it
how does it charge when it needs it?
Imma try and see if one of my IRL friends has this one. So I can test to see if the BLE signal is constant
inductive?
Mine goes into a cradle that snaps on
There have been atleast three new models since I got mine
so it might have changed
morning all
Afternoon
late afternoon
well, how's the future look?
wishes it was late afternoon
Cry in stuck at work at 9:30 in the morning
well
i think i might be tracing wires for work today
im researching embedded devices, MQTT and automation for research
when i say wires, i mean my old alarm system sensors
I should try to get something done at home tomorrow
not just sit making boring presentations
slow times right now, so we can do some research projects
i see MQ brokers all the time though, so it could be interesting to leverage
WTF is the Bip Lite more expensive than the Bip?
"engineering"
it's got less shit in it
probably because of murica
pretty much the correct blanket answer for anything that doesn't make sense lol
1099?
no, corp to corp
oh
even worse
i swear one time there was a project that was corp to corp that spent more time negotiating terms via lawyers than the actual project took
manage that project creep
off to pick up kid from the (americans and australians will hate the price) kindergarten
have fun
half an hour to end of shift...
i was so productive today.... in terms of my home automation stuff. 🤣
why are there still 5 days i have to work for that company...WHYYY.... sobs never ever i had so little to do in a position....
where do i ask about how to use a service call
#integrations-archived probably, unless it's in a script or automation
Is this the appropriate place to ask for help with UPDATING home assistant?
I have an "unsupported installation: Network Manager". I've tried following the instructions but could not reslove the matter and am afraid to damage my Linux system with unknown commands i see online.
Any thoughts on using rf 433mhz vs zigbee for setting up basic sensors / buttons? 😄
I was sent here by the security bullitine
@sinful tide no, check the installation method channels for your installation method
Thank you
@proper wadi 433MHz is a "dumb" protocol. Almost always one-way only, no acknowledgement, retries, etc. Zigbee is a smart protocol
idk, updating mine has been super easy lol
Oh boy...
Dr Pepper!

atx, get it going?
Amazon treasure truck has Upright GO 2 Posture Trainer on sale. Maybe I should get one and stick it on my chair 😝
well thats atx for ya
Haha... and Canadians are way too polite 🤣 https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/l0jaf5/after_fighting_both_men_agree_their_cardio_sucks/
They're not? 😮
I didn't know Yanks knew how to play hockey.
There's only one real hockey team anyway... the Canucks.
of 31 teams in the NHL 7 are in canada
So only 24 suck?
last time a canadian team won the cup was back in 93 (Montreal)
Tampa Bay won most recently
most recent time that a canadian team was in the finals was 2011 (Vancouver)
I don't want to live in this world anymore.
what is ment by do not plug in line?
says on the back of a dimmer
line = from power load = to fixture
I usually hate memes but that photo is one of my favourites.

I don't remember the name of that shit but remember it as a kid
maybe it isn't the same show
Dinosaurs?
I think it's hilarious Bu doesn't know the name of the show with the dinosaurs in it.
You know that show that Jerry Seinfeld had in the 90s, what was it called @deft pewter ?
That baby doesn't exactly look like a dinosaur to me and I don't remember any of the other chars. not sure I have ever even seen it
oh, it was a show? I thought it was a movie
TV show, yeah. May have been a movie spin-off at some point.
Ah, no movie. 4 seasons though.
you ever got intoxicated enough to watch howard the duck?
well that is my pattern I guess
I'm disappointed he didn't get a bigger role in the MCU. There's still time, maybe he'll get his own movie.
32GB? Was it even recorded in HD? 🤣
that blueray baby
32 gigs well spent
"George Lucas stepped down as the president of Lucasfilm to focus on producing films, including Howard the Duck."
I love reading this over and over
It's okay. You'll move on to bigger words eventually.
lol
Is that the one about the steamy night you had with your 4 boyfriends?
let me check radarr
Just googled it. I haven't seen it but it looks familiar.
oh, it is a show. sonarr
Any of you watching The Watch?
I heard that's terrible.
It's odd... but it has some funny moments.
Believe it or not, I've never actually read Pratchett. But it seems they haven't ever managed to do a really good TV adaptation yet.
one of my favorite uploaders has danger 5
I think most of the BBC miniseries are pretty good, actually.
@low harness - do you know if the synocommunity has a discord or similar that you'd reach out to them via? I was considering adding support for a few more pieces (monitor.sh, zigbee2mqtt, etc) but don't know where to get started with their stuff
I have no idea how that works. Replaced my synology long ago.
But Balloob found an email address to one of the maintainers and will reach out to them. Thanks for making us aware of this.
I should start doing all my daytime work on live streaming on the homeassistant discord
There were at least 20 people who popped by

You livestreamed? And didn't get swatted?
I saw the titles of one slide. They were on docker network types.

I liked the color theme, though.

🤏

noice
wanting to do some remote HDMI CEC control. Anything cheaper than a pi-zero?
I think that would be your best bet. I was recently looking into it and the stuff to make like an hdmi stuff with microcontroller ends up costing more.
@clear ferry if you want some internal Docker and Kubernetes training material let me know - one requirement is that you have to upload to your GitHub repo.


Does atx even know how to spell git
git gud
hey has anybody messed with Soleus Air A/C units - Specifically piping IR remote commands to them over...like... an ESPhome or whatever? Are they re-branded / compatible with something commonplace? Or is my best bet to Arduino-read off the codes from the remote I have and build up a table to send commands back out of ESPhome (or whatever)?
birds
Unsolicited dick pics
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AdventurousScratchyLeafcutterant-small.gif
Really skilled knob polisher right there, I'm telling you.
Look at how it glistens when he's done.
yea Lobby needs to be moved to the bottom for sure lol
found ya tractor @dull chasm
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I never seen one of those before but yea it's legit
yeah, never seent anything like that in any of the fucking tractor parades they do around here with the antiques and shit
That thing probably puts out more particulates than a 1000 modern cars
those twinkly squares with the pacman thing is awesome
bet those are gonna cost an arm and leg
OMG! I just googled them twinkly squares.
Looks as cool as my LIFX Tiles.
yea being able to do animation on them at the low res makes them neat. the pacman thing looks cool as hell
I just warned my girlfriend that I don't know how much they costs but i will be buying plenty
I saw @forest edge driving down highway 74 in North Carolina today
can't have low profile tires on tall rims here. rim would break within the first 20 miles of driving on it
I just struggled through learning the wiring for a 3 way switch getting a Shelly set up. Sure feels good when you finally get something figured out.
🔥
They should stop putting low profile tires on every damn car from the factory. I get it, looks nice. But ride quality suffers and small potholes destroy them.
99% of people have absolutely no need for the performance a low profile tire provides.
and trucks definitely don't need them
Not unless its a performance edition truck not geared for off-road (raptor)
@deft pewter that raccoon needs springs for legs 😂
if you have brakes that large then you have a car that is set up to get the most out of wheel sizes like that
but looking at all the space on that truck...
Yes, that is why i put it in parenthesis. An example of something that is a performance edition but would not benefit from low pro tires.
ahh got it backwards
I think i might have worded it wrong too
but it needed massive brakes to deal with the weight
maybe not the lightning
that one is borderline
agreed, can go either way
i would accept them on a f150 that gets the mustang treatment
you want an f150 to take out a crowd?
5.0 + supercharger + lowering coilovers
thats cruel, also i wouldnt go low pro for that
haha that thing can scoot with a single cab short bed 4x4
Bonus points if you can name one of my cars based on my screen name
Nope
hitting on any of those words?
I mean, it's naturally aspirated
It's not that it has F1 bits in it, it was described by it's designers as being born from F1 DNA
s2k?
Indeed
I've had it for about 7, maybe 8 years now. Starting to feel the need for a V8 and the C8 Vette is looking promising. We'll see how they hold up, maybe pick one up used in a few years if there aren't too many issues with them.
If they are too problematic, especially for track use, I'll just grab a C7 Vette up on the "cheap"
shouldn't be too many issues
We'll see
I do track my car so I'm pretty rough on it
z71 should be a variant of the C8.R engine and that's been beat to hell and pulled through
or zr1 or whatever
i'm not up on chevy alphabet soup
I cam't wait to hear that engine in person
ZR1 is correct, if thats what they put it in. I'd bet Z06 though
have a friend who went to daytona last year and he said it sounds pretty sick
pit pass and all that
I've hear the few spy shots of it, sounds amazing. I can't get enough of flat plane crank sounds
definitely
shame that ford messed with the sound of the 350 by screwing the exhaust
should have let that thing sing
but they thought that their mustang customers would not like the sound
That's easy to resolve and those sound real nice too. But the Corvette, no contest in the eargasm department
haha
Ford worries too much about "Murica stuff
I guess that's their customer though so who am I to tell them they are doing it wrong
Different beast
their TTv6s do not sound great
My all time favorite engine sound is the Mazda R26B from the Le Mans car in the 90's
hah yeah
Used to be my ringtone back when it was cool to have ringtones. Annoyed the hell out of everyone.
no one can deny the beauty of a proper braaaap from a rx-7 spirit ...
oh i just realized i have a tendency for loud and air polluting cars 🤔
haha
to touch on the performance truck convo above. i have a Sonoma GT (partial but not fully where the name comes from) sitting in my barn from when I was younger. it was the GMC version of the Syclone/Typhoon
low profile tires weren't really mainstream back then so it wasn't an issue. thing has 15" rims lol
half size trucks don't really fall in the same catagory as full size regardless cause they are in general shorter and lower to the ground. el camino but better at the hauling aspect
yeah unibody trucks are interesting
UTEs
Ford and Holden had them in Aussiland until a few years ago
Straya
Utes have pretty much been eaten up by Hiluxes and such here
Ford Rangers and Toyota Hiluxes are the only style I see new
Most people drive SUVs or 4WDs though, who want something more than a sedan
And can afford it
Fookin jeeps and cx9s everywhere
we finally have that ranger stateside
but y'all get it with a stick there
but i think we get a better gas engine
i fell in love with the bmw 1series in driving school so my first car was just that....and i heavily abused it to the point where the turbo charger made loud siren like noises.i smoked in it, slept in it (alone and of course with one or another lady on the back seat) and i couldn't be arsed to fix anything since it just ran like it should...then i drove it to spain and back ~2200 km on dry wheel bearings because i thought the tires were the culprit... i scratched the paint, ruined the bumpers, ... the list goes on and on
what's stupid is, now that the bronco is a thing, they could totally put a stick in the ranger but they won't
woof. poor thing D:
i dumped it 2012 in favor of a 3-door one e81 118d and sweared i would never abuse a car anymore. i would tend it
300.000km and 8 years later it still runs and looks like it came out of the factory
but yeah i made some "minor" modifications to it.
lol
i'm about to get a flash for the ECU in my tacoma because the engine mapping is trash
stock mappings are always trash... too close on the safe side
too little fuel, too little drama
this is it today
stock 143hp, now 225, stock torque 340nm now 420
its a NA v6 that somehow feels like it has turbo lag
its stupid as hell
there's a 93 (us octane) map out there that fixes that and raises the redline
there's something against turbo lag and it's called anti-lag hehehehe
so they just fubar'd the fuel map
indeedy
also 6k redline makes me hit the damn limiter all the time because i'm used to 6.5k
usually you will find a map for the higher tier labelled engine with the same parts which is perfectly safe and those will run without a hitch
my diesel just stops injecting at 5k 😄 it's a little bit anticlimactic when you hit that line.... 😄
thing is even the slightest change on the map is a huge difference when you're used to a car...
oh yeah. but i just got this thing to 2k miles after picking it up in august XD
so not enough muscle/ear memory to retrain yet
that might or might not take a while. really depends on the engine imho. got an vauxhall astra as a rental and immediately knew what's going on but then got a skoda and...yeah let's say we both hadn't much fun on the trip
i was constantly yelling at it for behaving like a donkey on acid
haha
the trans and diff are solid. just this fuel map is infuriating
and the lower redline but its a truck so that's not that odd
you know... they tried so hard to decouple the driver from the wheels and the engine that you have the feeling yo're sitting 10 meters above the car. it's sluggish, it's wonky and oh my i'm talking like jeremy clarkson right now am i...
heh gross
i'm a fan of the wife's CX-5 even though its auto
it has a 2.5T though and it punches hard
also in manual mode it actually listens
yeah these are nice ones
vs just "taking it under advisement"
it's amazing how much fun you can get out of a relatively small block
i had the pleasure of driving the audi s3 (2000-something model) of my best friend. it's just a simple straight 4 turbo engine.... wheel spin at the 3rd gear on all 4 wheels is kinda nice 🙂 but you have tow work hard to keep it straight in line tho...
but can't clutch it too hard at lower rpms or else the piston rods would bend...not an easy task with the equipped racing grade clutch ....
driving through the city is a challenging task when every stop at the red light is a gamble between hitting the front car and not driving away at all in time
lol
Nice
We only got a dusting - just a couple of cm
6 days ago...
this is referred to as "snow chaos" here in this region
what was it? like 5 cm or so...my sword attachments barely touched the surface so it has to be like 5 cm...
My LoRA concentrator board arrived
10 day shipping for china roughly
Good thing we are now investing heavily in edge and IoT
I can actually demand more money, for tinkering
hehe
All our snow rained away during the night 😦
Yeah... some a-holes keep pumping oil from the North Sea floor into the atmosphere, and this is the result...
I'm betting it's all the EPA-tractors
Oh man, we actually had an (EPA-)tractor saint Lucia celebration this year http://www.blt.se/karlskrona/hundratal-ville-se-motorburet-luciatag-803c7870
I hope that's not paywalled.
eirikz@kakuzu:~$ docker node ls
ID HOSTNAME STATUS AVAILABILITY MANAGER STATUS ENGINE VERSION
q9rguv5vjgyblvmt5si6qcwt9 * kakuzu Ready Active Leader 19.03.13
c6h6k8s94d7o505lgoc7op3d5 raspberrypi Ready Active 19.03.13
setting up swarm was easier than expected 
For context: In Sweden, 15 year olds can get a license to drive a moped and/or a tractor. An EPA-tractor is a car that has been modified to significantly limit power output and max speed such that it is classified as a tractor.
Very popular for rural teens to (very slowly) get places.
And limited to two seats right ?
Yes
so they cut off the back of the car
Pretty much. And add a second gear box.
which looks hilarious on some cars
I wonder if anyone ever made a Audi A8 into an epa tractor 🤔
That's both awesome and terrifying 😄
It's hilarious mostly
Not so hilarious when you get stuck behind one in 30 km/h on a narrow road... but I'm happy they have a means of transportation and enjoy themselves.
oh you man rolling obstacles
i love those
wholeheartedly.
sooo since you're from sweden apparently @low harness can you tell me do you have speed bumps all over the place and how tall are these if yes? I'm planning a trip there when the pandemic madness is over 🙂
We have speed bumbs and tables around schools and hospitals, mostly.
we have an abundance of them in any 30-50kmph areas
dang
so i guess i have to lift the suspension for that trip....
well - good to know thx 🙂
Reminds me of a friend who had the A6 with adaptive air suspension
that was an interesting price to replace
they have to be replaced in pairs when a bellow breaks, so I think he was quoted €7500 for the job
that said, he opted to replace all four at once since the car was aging
not as bad as my collegue who had to replace the panorama sunroof on his Mercedes E-class though, it was thankfully under warranty, but he got to see the quote which was €19k
Wow! I just realized in Final Fantasy VIII they rely so heavily on trains because the radio interference makes flying (while obviously possible) much too risky 
wifey works at mercedes as a painter and she told me that this is a common issue.
they will replace such things happily to ensure no customer is ever talking bad about mercs
yup
they even replace rusty axles from 30 year old mercs because of that
free. of. charge.

i mean you pay upfront for that kind of service
really thinking about getting a c-class as company car... i don't really like (modern) mercs at all but the service is stellar
yeah it is, they are great cars, and great service, but I would never buy anything less than a E-class tbh, the c is a 4\10 while the e is a 8\10
in ride comfort for me atleast
tesla s is a 3\10 for me, tesla x was a 4\10
that bad?
yeah nvm i confused the c with the e class ...
they look all the same ffs! 😄
Hello everyone! Fabio here, I'm a data engineer from IT and I fell in love for Home Assistant! 😄
I guess I'm starting to understand what you mean @clear ferry. Starting from the last Sunday there are no more relais on my home but only shelly-s. I think it can only go worse 😄
you shouldn't worry about the expenses much and instead enjoy the benefits you receive.... trying to be optimistic on that one huh....
I do love being able to walk into a room that's in darkness, and having the lights come on
Also saves me tripping over something left on the floor
So, health benefit for sure 😛
need to go slow on that topic ... can't yet convince wifey that switching on lights automagically is more comfortable than using the darn switch on the wall 🤣 also she doesn't seem to be convinced that light that tunes in with the actual sun cycle is useful...but i'm working on it
well at least she enjoys the vacuum robot now or at least she is lowering her skepticism a bit
thing is i planned all this beforehand and left the junction boxes in reach so i can just throw in a smart relay between the switches and lamps any time hehehe....
Yeah, it took a while for me to convince the wife, but it just took one visit to a neighbour with manual lighting for her to be a convert
He had to walk around the room turning all the little lights on, and here they just come on. I hadn't realised how much I like that
Zigbee for the wallet 😛
I have 3 children, they can forget the light of their bedroom lit all night long and we can not notice from our bedroom, also the entrance light stay lit forgotten for days. Having that stuff that shuts itself after a while was enough for my wife 😄
yeah i'm kinda biased towards homematic ip... costly but i like the ecosystem and reach
HA rocks because you can mix and match - use the fancy expensive stuff where it matters, and the cheap stuff elsewhere
Or just use the cheap stuff everywhere 😛
my zigbee router is an usb dongle with a fancy green light hidden someware in the kitchen 😉
my wife (and kids) have yet to reach the point of acceptance of the HA tech. they generally just sigh at me. dont think they understand that I am making their lives "better". they tend to see this is terms of "for fucks sake dad, why?"
and the little post it notes on all the light switches (with tape ont he switch) telling them what to ask "herself" to do is not helping. am gonna remove all teh switches eventually, but have to get them over the line first
"get them over the line" / Divorce / Kill me and bury me in Garden. whichever comes first
Go with smart switches instead 😉
Then you can automate them, and they can use them as before
wiring issues
Everybody wins - well, except them when you turn the lights on as soon as they turn them off
no Neutrals at teh switches
A good 'leccy can fix that
Or put the smart modules at the lights, not the switches
i've mostly Hue bulbs so dont care about teh switches now.
its the zwave motion/Lux detectors that cause me most issues.
and the issue with Alexa where she appears to be deaf half the time. "ALEXA for FUCKS sake turn on the light"
actually, its more like "Alexa turn on the light. Alex turn on the LIGHT, ALEXA TURNON THE FUCKING LIGHT, Declan, I'm going to kill you"
voice control 🤢
this is my arguement (which I am not winning) : Alexa is deaf/stupid so i can fix that by spedning more on automation.
when tehy find my body, use this thread as evidence
I only use voice control to put on my daughters show on the google home in the kitchen or to lul when I have guests over, which works 8\10 times
I solved replacing the relais with the shelly on the walls' junction box ( not sure it is the right name..) Family makes use of the momentary buttons as usual. When I come back I turn off all the lights just before entering and I play the dart vader theme on the cromecast. The kids are happy and my wife... well she knew that when she married me
I have no neutrals. I have smart switches.
how mono ?
Well... You purchase smart switches that don't require neutral.

Well that's a support question. Go to #hardware-archived
3d printing a topgraphy model of my wifes hometown, with building
this can get interesting
@clear ferry pics or it didn't happen
I'll do better, I'll live share
indeed....but i bought all the stuff first and then decided it would be nice to have actually full fine grained control over each and every "device". Well at least i love how the homematic devices blend in with the existing "analog" switches and the-like so at least thermostats and switches are going to be costly. the asking price for a dimming actuator switch is about 56€ here sooo i might shop something cheaper for that purpose....
no reason to lie about you printing some strange new dildo just because you believe at a certain angle some might think it's a topography model of something

To stupid for these, got one laying around but that #!?///$ does not get power (?) Also next downside. The already build in switches are around 1000 years old
@hearty depot hmm? you asking how they work?
It does get power. It draws a small trickle through the live wire to power the board but not enough to illuminate the bulb on the same circuit.
or uses some type of capacitor
to hold a charge
or slaps Tediore in the face with a stinky baby pee blanket
My Zigbee adapter gets here today, excited to cut Hue out of the equation :)
hum...the more i poke around in this mess , the more i think about getting a fully supported vacuum cleaner to play around with....
or let's put it that way: i'm clearly too stupid to write my own integration to fix it....
Ah.. it's might not work out after I tried it with a zigbee bulb..? Nay.. can't say why it refuses to pair
Just tryed it on the current setup, ofc I got a smart bulb when there is no smart switch yet
hum... that'll be tough to crack
Almost as thick as the doors on the A8 armoured i see
Quite impressive when a 1.5tonne car becomes 4.5tonnes
seems to be standard thickness against bullets of any caliber/grenades/mortars/nuclear strikes/ .... i wonder whose person is this. i mean why would you need such an armored car if you would live in peace with the world so to speak? 🤔
Just based on which day it is, I'd guess that's street-force one or whatever
"The Beast"
The United States presidential state car (nicknamed "the Beast", "Cadillac One", "First Car"; code named "Stagecoach") is the official state car of the president of the United States. The current model of presidential state car is a unique Cadillac that debuted on September 24, 2018.
United States presidents embraced automotive technology in th...
There is someone different sitting by themselves in hangout every day. If only they could all line up on the same day.
You should have seen all the people who watch me in there
printing?
...something like that
I can be your babby daddy
Nabu daddy?
™️
Nobby co... Corona
Biden is sworn in 

Over 1.6 million people are watching the live stream on YouTube, I think the only time anyone has gotten more than that is iphone announcements
Not to attack trump or anything I just think it's cool
hello,
a/s/l?
36/male/inside the house
14/it/Tanzania
my name is celal and i need to install home assistant for my school project could anybody help me. 18/m/belgium
LMAO
do you get a grade on it?
yes its my last year in high school and if its bad i have to do my year over
@ meetom chilling in hangout the whole day i see 🤔
and your only task is to install home assistant?
Your teacher said you must install HA?
jeez ... i wish i had that teacher
Does your teacher install with sd cards?
no i have to install various things like automated lights, temprature etc
i got a raspberry pi 4
i have to mount it on the wall
maybe take a look at this https://www.home-assistant.io/getting-started/
don't tell atx... or he gets a heartattack
yes its with a sd card
maybe we move to #general-archived @slate wind
the issue is when i start my raspberry pi its says welcome to home assistant login
🤢
okay thanks
Also ...
There's no support for Home Assistant here - please look at the other channels for that, and #330990055533576204 if it's a question about the HA Blue. If you can't work out which is relevant, start in #general-archived
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Sounds like somebody should head over to #330990055533576204 for their install issues 😉

welp
wait @clear ferry is giving out nabu subs?
i keep forgetting that Jimmy Carter is still alive 😂
Yeah. He's looking a lot worse now in his old age though. Hair's a mess, facial features all distorted.
HA
Wait, you didn't mean that Carter?
fortunately not
he meant john carter from the disney movie. he's his hero
Bill's life has probably been more rock'n'roll than Jimmy's
To be honest, he's looked like he was dying of leukemia for a while
you know jimmy lays some serious pipe
Ive been worried about Bill
Medical Bill? He's massive.
Aww, I didn't get to read the rant before it was deleted.
Wut?
I thought there was a feedback channel, guess not :p
Someone posted something then deleted it.
There's a forum and there's GitHub. Both can be valid for feedback depending on what you're feeding back on.
But... since you started your message with 'this is a bit of a rant', it's probably not constructive feedback and you should maybe consider keeping it to yourself.
Yep. Doing that. It is constructive but not helpful.
If it's not helpful, it's almost definitely not constructive either 😉
having or intended to have a useful or beneficial purpose.
I was gonna say, constructive minus helpful kind of made me curious
https://www.bestbuy.com/site/combo/smart-speakers/204e2585-22db-4fa5-b334-064a9633c4a7?ref=8575135&loc=6223bb345b4c11ebaa1fdeea9ecd979f0INT&acampID=6223bb345b4c11ebaa1fdeea9ecd979f0INT not a bad deal for those US people who could actually use all of it
is there a devops guy here whom i could ask some questions ?
Don't make the bot do the thing.
Just ask... don't expect people to get drawn into a conversation that they may not be able to help with.
i understand what you mean...
and wow... that first question on the website is very similar to mine lol
Exactly 😂
haha
It happens to the best of us. I described something as "does not work" the other day. Nearly removed my own mod status when I realized.
anyways... 😅
I wanted to learn some new thing so i decided to try a small project with a webserver with a seperated cms. And i am kinda done at this point and just want to now if i did something terrible wrong or forgot something especially regarding security.
- Domain with a A-Record to server IP
- Server running Ubuntu 20.04 Running ssh(not port 22) with pubkey auth. Ufw Firewall only allowing port 80 and 443 to nginx.
- Nginx configured as a reverse Proxy to localhost (domain1.net-> 127.0.0.1:8080 for example) and enforcing https
- Used Certbot to require SSL certificates
- On the backend Docker is running with a bunch of containers all only exposed to localhost (including the webserver ofc)
One thing remaining on my list is mail but apparently this is a bit messy because you need PRT-Record and a bunch of other stuff to send and recieve mail with said domain.
So rip it apart please, i am here to learn 🤔
Did I read that last part correctly that you want to send mail from your own server?
Sending mail from your own server to anyone but yourself is nearly impossible these days.
straight to spam folder
You would use a service for the sending part
One suggestion would be to set up dynamic DNS unless you have a static WAN IP. Would also recommend dual-stack (set up a AAAA record with your server's global ipv6 address)
but you can accept
thats what i read aswell... i will still try just for the sake of it
I think I use mailgun these days but I can't remember
😂 i am german...sorry
i hate when my provider does this... are you sure you don't want to install PLESK, are you really sure??!? everytime i log in
i tried it once. won't happen again.
I am quicker with cli and i have to google every command... trust me
and its so slow... it hurt
what provider?
strato
wow, they have 1 star reviews, lol











