#the-water-cooler

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night zodiac
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done4me

alpine pebble
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πŸ‘ Thanks, will check it out.

subtle pasture
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Shit works πŸ‘Œ

opaque girder
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How much better than pan fried?

shy comet
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what time/temp did you go with? and how did you sear it? πŸ™‚ looks delish

unborn grail
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Never thought I’d of needed a 3.3 and 5v network in my house! Playing with arduino for lights and heating needs for a while. Recently tried a 8266 with wled project and havnt really slowed down since. Only a few ins and outs yet, but just deployed my OS Sunday

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Didn’t go the conventional climate route with my dht22/relay setup. But this works great for my needs.

supple galleon
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Did you manage to document this? I can confirm that they don't work with HA right now. HA doesn't even discover them, most likely because they advertise as _hap._udp.local instead of _hap._tcp.local

subtle pasture
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I need to get a kitchen flamethrower, but the broiler does a pretty good job

subtle pasture
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You can get close with a reverse sear, but this is easier to control, and jucier

granite hare
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don't tempt me with more kitchen devices...

night zodiac
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I just bought one and a tub

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Instant accu

tidal bronze
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Front door bell TTS heaven

night zodiac
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Nice

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I almost forgot bags

opaque girder
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Oh my there's Doctor Who too

night zodiac
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Aqua teen, sweet

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Carl

shy comet
forest edge
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@tidal bronze yea we all know which one you use.

subtle pasture
last cedar
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@tidal bronze which of engineers quotes?

tidal bronze
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No idea. Lol just like the voice. Fun with delivery people.

last cedar
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Yes, fair enough :D

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Omg I want them all 😍 😍 😍 🦝 🦝 🦝

clear ferry
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mmmmm -16c

clear ferry
last cedar
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-16 is pretty nippy

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Went to look at a house yesterday. Bit small. But would have been fine for me. 2 more this weekend hopefully :)

deft pewter
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-16 Kelvin?

clear ferry
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It's Norway, not Soviet you doofus

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@last cedar buy all three

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Mash em together

last cedar
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@clear ferry would be nice if I could :P

clear ferry
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Then buy one, send the dothraki to conquer the second and send Scooby and the gang to grab the third

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Don't be so hard

last cedar
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I could invade the others as a raccoon

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And swap the locks

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It is nice working where I do, can get our locksmith to make me some new locks for next to nothing

clear ferry
last cedar
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You have no idea how many valves and doormats I have

clear ferry
last cedar
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This is why I need a house

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Place for all the valves and doormats

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My place under the sink is crowded

clear ferry
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You know it is winter

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When your washer fluid has frozen

clever mortar
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Either there's insufficient anti-freeze in it, or it's gotten proper cold

last cedar
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Not winter fluid?

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I normally make my own mix that is liquid in our freezer

clear ferry
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Regular all year fluid goes to -15

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I usually mix my own when it gets proper cold, but haven't so far this year

last cedar
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The standard here is 18.but depends what you have in thr tank before

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Winter is moving quick for you

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We have like minus 2 here

clear ferry
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It went from +6 to -16 fast

last cedar
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Yeah :/

clever mortar
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I ran out recently, so bought stuff that's apparently good to -20

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If it gets to -20 here then I think the world will have ended 🀣

clear ferry
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It was forcasted -13 in my hometown

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I shuddered

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I have never seen less than -12 there, and then I almost died when going outside

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Coastal Vs inland

last cedar
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That prooves global warming is a hoax

clear ferry
clever mortar
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Yeah, we typically don't get it much colder than -5 here, though -10 isn't unheard of

clear ferry
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My hometown is 3000km closer to the north pole then you though

last cedar
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I have seen - 27 once for one day

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Didn't go out, would have frozen my fur off

clear ferry
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-36 is the coldest I've seen where I live now

last cedar
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Oofsters

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That is COLD

clear ferry
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It wasn't that bad

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I put on a jacket

last cedar
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Even my old volvo wouldn't have started. And it always starts

clever mortar
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I've been out in -15 once, not in the UK, that was unpleasant

clear ferry
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You should have been in my passenger seat when I drove my Volvo 245 into a -25 + wind-chill area then@last cedar

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It went from 80kmh to slowdown fast

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And then choked

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I walked out and kicked the radiator

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And it came back to life

last cedar
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πŸ˜‚

clear ferry
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I can't make this shit up

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It was hilarious

last cedar
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Minus 36 is borderline where the antifreeze would freeze

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I will be interested to see how thr new works cars survive if it gets that cold

clear ferry
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I think the record in my area is something like -42

last cedar
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Well, thr antifreeze mix. I think they say it is good to minus 40

clear ferry
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I never had issues with getting my Audi 2.0,TDI A6 2008 to start in -36 atleast

last cedar
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I guess engine isn't destroyed and you let the heater coils warm then?

clear ferry
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The Audi A8 2.8 2000 was a little harder

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Yes, always let the diesel heaters work

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My wifes golf MK4 1.6 usually had issues, but that was electrical and not engine based

last cedar
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I really should replace the cables on the volvo, I don't think it would be optimal for cold starting

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I hope to get a house and then I will have a garage to do it in :D

clear ferry
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Spark plug cables?

last cedar
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No, battery to earth, battery to starter and alternator and battery to fuse boxes

clear ferry
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Oh

last cedar
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They have a tendency to go bad at the ends, and they are 21 years old

clear ferry
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I have never replaced those on a car newer than 99 tbh

last cedar
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No, wait 22

clear ferry
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πŸ”

last cedar
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Got a few garage jobs to do on the old girl πŸ˜‚

clear ferry
low harness
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Well. I just sold bitcoin. If the timing with which I bought is any indication, it should rush to $100k tomorrow.

last cedar
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πŸ˜‚

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Markets are difficult

clear ferry
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Eh, I don't bother with such bullcrap, I have $15k in stock that invests itself, that I didn't even ask for

low harness
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At least I made a sweet profit of $400 in just three short years.

clear ferry
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πŸ‘€

low harness
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Me too. I let the bank handle that stuff.

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Worked well so far

clear ferry
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If the stock goes up to normal levels soon I should have $40k at some point in the next two years

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Without investing a single dime

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All handled by an American equity firm

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Ah, it finally melted enough so I can empty the tank probably

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So here I sit in my car at IKEA, pretending I'm in a bukkake version of Cars

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It's just foam now

clear ferry
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Nice, Corona mutations are probably more widespread than first assumed

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We have had 1000 new confirmed cases last 24 hours

deft pewter
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Hurrah for British imports

clear ferry
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I bet you it was that package that tinkerer sent me

opaque girder
shy comet
last cedar
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Is there anything that can't be integrated with HA?

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Sensors for everything these days

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Is there a raccoon detector integration?

clear ferry
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yes

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object detection

last cedar
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Does deepstack have a raccoon option though?

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I would have a push setup in the event of my camera seeing a raccoon

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So I can catch it and love it forever

night zodiac
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You can train the tensor flow models pretty easily

clear ferry
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yup

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just give it tons of pictures of racoons

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and swish

night zodiac
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Tensor flow is so cool

last cedar
night zodiac
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Their presentations are premium

clear ferry
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waiting for my coral m2 device

night zodiac
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I had my eye on the usb ones thanks to quad as usual

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But then I wanted to look into nucs for power

cosmic lichen
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I had my eye on a USB but they sold out

clear ferry
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they are in stock in the shop I ordered from

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seeed

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oh no they arent

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they were the other day

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I sent someone here there to buy one

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they had 100+ in stock

cosmic lichen
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guess I could go m.2, just had other plans for that slot

clear ferry
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I bought the dual m2, just because I could

night zodiac
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I sort of want to get just a single server with whatever amount of network interfaces I need. some of the software requires certain ports.

clear ferry
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don't think the adapter pcie card I have will give me both

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but I might get both in the future

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same price almost

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I should check how many pci-e slots I have btw, I think I have 6 total of x16-x1

night zodiac
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In server?

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Thicc

clear ferry
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sure, anything under 2U is for peasants

night zodiac
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Haha. I might get a real rack. almost outgrew my tiny thing. I would need to for a deep Thang.

last cedar
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That's what she said

clear ferry
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o0o0o0

last cedar
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Racks are good

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I made a 24U one

night zodiac
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Mine has a bunch of oversized cables on it right now and looks ugly.

last cedar
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Did you see what I posted 2 days ago ish?

night zodiac
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a bunch of shit in a corner? I was on the move, haha

last cedar
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Yes a bunch of shit in a corner

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πŸ˜‚

clear ferry
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I usually shit in two corners

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and leave the other two alone

night zodiac
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It has been at least a week since I posted my rack so I think it is allowed.

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Dusty tiny rack

last cedar
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Tidy af

night zodiac
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Oh thanks. That makes me feel okay.

last cedar
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Nice rack

last dirge
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why don't you make that one long cable to the right exit the back?

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and the one long one on the left pass it through the hole under the patch panel?

night zodiac
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I need to.

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Both were just quick thangs that I didn't fix. Left is to work decide that was temporary at one time but I guess isn't now. Right one is zzh

clear ferry
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Unifi 🀒

night zodiac
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Atx, shhh

clear ferry
last plaza
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People with OCD shouldn’t look at other people’s racks 😝

clear ferry
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I am OCD RGB peoples nightmare

night zodiac
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Thanks for motivation Brian

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Lol

last cedar
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You unplugged a cable?

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in the distance, sirens

night zodiac
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Restarting z2m now just in case

last dirge
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k, now fix your stream deck cable

night zodiac
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Brian, I my rack is all I do.

last dirge
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haha

night zodiac
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I have a nightmare picture coming up

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I use rack to hid lots of power plugs and ethernet

last dirge
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I could take a picture of my desk, it's horrible

night zodiac
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Ignore zzh next to AP please

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Pleaseeee

scenic radish
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Only four displays? Casual

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has two displays

night zodiac
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Fivish

last cedar
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heavy breathing

night zodiac
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The one on very left is for work chrome os trash

clear ferry
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I'll survive, my desk is cleaner than in a long time

night zodiac
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Healthy dust, promise

last cedar
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You lot and your wonderful setups

night zodiac
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You raccoons and your cute little hands

clear ferry
night zodiac
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Those are terrifying

last cedar
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The devil makes work for idle paws

clear ferry
last cedar
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Omg atx 🀣

clear ferry
night zodiac
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The farm I used to work on would take in abandoned cats and such and make sure they were all brought to the vet to prevent aids and such. Raccoons would always come in and stare at us and eat while looking scared as fuck.

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Pick of the cat food, rinse in water, eat, repeat

last cedar
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You need to go back right now and post me a raccoon

night zodiac
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Lol. Been years

last cedar
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:)

night zodiac
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Hi. I am here for raccoons.

last cedar
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all your raccoons are belong to me

clear ferry
night zodiac
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They only come way late at night

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I ordered 16 things of chicken stock online. Half price. I'm going to sell them and be rich

clear ferry
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after moving to 2x4k monitors in my setup I notice I have to zoom a lot more in web-interfaces

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🀣

opaque girder
clear ferry
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It's not DIY!

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I bought it in London in 2018

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BLOW UP in a random shop

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I just passed it and said to the wife

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I'M GOING IN

opaque girder
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Sounds like me

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minus the wife

clear ferry
opaque girder
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Does it EXTERMINATE though?

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I don't need one anyway

clear ferry
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I yell it whenever someone enters my office, does that count ?

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Reminds me, last time I was in London I was in a resturant next to a japanese man, and as all japanese men they are japanese men

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he asked me how long we had been together

opaque girder
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Motion sensor, mottor, TTS, you have yourself an Dalek alarm

clear ferry
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and I said 20 years

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and I asked him if he had a wife

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and he said "NO WIFE, SO SAD!" and made crying motions around his eyes with his fists

night zodiac
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Lol

clear ferry
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like this

opaque girder
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Maybe he was an actor

clear ferry
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no, all japanese people I've ever talked to are like that

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I love it

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Sontori desu ka

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watashi eigoga ka

opaque girder
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I haven't had that experience sadly. Kinda sad

clear ferry
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SO SAD

opaque girder
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Then again all the japanese people I would talk to were rally young cos it was at uni

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Maybe the effects isn't activated at that age

clear ferry
opaque girder
last cedar
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Gifs you can hear

night zodiac
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Did somebody get addicted to crack?

last cedar
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Not me

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Only addicted to trash

night zodiac
hushed basalt
scenic radish
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U wot m8?

last cedar
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Leave me alone ffs

tepid roost
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Disappointed by the lack of eye lasers in the video.

last cedar
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Probably no eye lasers in the bin

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They are difficult to steal

tepid roost
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Maybe its pairs were in the shop.

clear ferry
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I appear to have 24 orders on the way from AliExpress

night zodiac
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I think my box of butane I ordered a couple of weeks ago is finally going to be here today.

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perfect for the impulse sous vide machine I bought last night

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I can't imagine waiting 2 months for items.

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well, I can

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how long do your items take atx

opaque girder
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2 months? I had even longer than that

night zodiac
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Ordering fresh produce has a been a nightmare

opaque girder
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Tbf usually it's between 1.5 - 2 months. Occasionally faster if I find it cheaper through an EU warehouse

night zodiac
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big ocean or no big ocean?

opaque girder
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no ocean?

night zodiac
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dang, still 2 months. 'wild

opaque girder
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China to Greece

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Had a 3 - 4 month open order once πŸ™ƒ

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But that was the seller being a problem

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Never got the order, tracking showing order returned to him 2 weeks after shipped

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Yet he wouldn't acknowledge it and say "please be patient it's on its way" πŸ˜’

night zodiac
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The only thing I have ordered recently is a bunch of plant sensors. Those would be way to expensive to buy from another place.

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Yeah, he probably has impatient people all day every day wondering where their package is, lol

opaque girder
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This is exactly what I did for 11.11

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Zigbee sensors and a bunch of ESPs

night zodiac
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I amazon most things or else I would have already moved onto a new obsession by the time the item arrives

opaque girder
night zodiac
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what ESPs did you pick up? I have only bought lots of 8266's and a few 32s for BLE relays

opaque girder
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Sadly no Amazon in Greece. And even living in Austria where I have Amazon they're way too expensive

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I have about 5 8266 already working and another 4 for future projects so none of those

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I went with 32s that I had none of, exactly for BLE stuff

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eventually replace current 8266s from around the house with the 32's

night zodiac
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I was going to make a buzzer setup in the kitchen when I remembered I already have an esp32 setup in there. It is a dev board setup though so I am just going to crimp some stuff on the buzzer and let it hang all ugly.

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It is feeding a single plant sensor atm, lol

clear ferry
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@opaque girder 90% is 12-16 days, the remaining is somewhere between 3 weeks and 2 months KEKW

opaque girder
opaque girder
clear ferry
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Norway

opaque girder
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That is even further away lol πŸ˜₯

clear ferry
opaque girder
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Although then again doesn't mean it goes China --> Greece. Usually goes China --> Netherlands --> Greece, in which case you are closer

clear ferry
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They usually go straight here

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None of that EU bullcrap

opaque girder
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Lucky you

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Only good after 2 months is that you forget about them and sadenly 5 - 10 packages arrive in a week and it's like christmas πŸ˜‚

night zodiac
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I'm just picturing a mummified monk patiently waiting for sensors

raven pendant
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I dislike waiting 2 days. Typically get all shipping within 2 hours. 2 days is max

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But it's a bit different I live in silicon valley so there's pretty much everything.

night zodiac
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When I visit Dallas for work I take advantage of all of the same day delivery stuff just because I can. I don't get that in my soy/corn fields.

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sushi, toothpicks,

raven pendant
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same day delivery for the win.

night zodiac
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You probably have the neat amazon lockers near you too

raven pendant
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Yup

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Those too

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Same in seattle

opaque girder
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Having lived for 6 years in the UK with Amazon next day delivery, whenever I'm home I'm dying from the slowness of the greek post

raven pendant
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We actually had an amazon grocery store that is unattended, you just scan your phone in and out and you're good, it tracks what you take off the shelves

night zodiac
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I've seen a twitch guy visit them in japan. They have rfid in every single item that is able to be detected way farther than normal rfid some magic way. you pay with your phone.

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you have probably watched Parts Unknown

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wait, that is Bordain

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what am I thinking of, another generic name

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Strange Parts

last dirge
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so I just found out that a former Dave and Busters near my house is being converted into an Amazon Hub

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it's across the street from a Kohl's where I do my Amazon returns

night zodiac
last dirge
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wonder if that's going to change

opaque girder
night zodiac
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very nice Brian

clear ferry
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Linus tech tips 🀒

opaque girder
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I won't ask πŸ˜…

night zodiac
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LTT is fine for entertainment. Any time they try to give you serious info about hardware; might just bbe best to double check with gamer nexus

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or someone

night zodiac
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I just googled to see if anyone had a one-liner I needed and my own gist came up from not even that long ago that I don't remember.

tepid roost
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Pulled the trigger on the Aqara Cube the other day. The ten day delivery horizon feels like an eternity. Though the new server parts are even further out - with the CS381B not being in stock.

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I guess the ten days feel longer because of the toy factor πŸ˜›

last plaza
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@tepid roost you are going to love the cubes - especially if you have kids in the house.

opaque girder
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I have one, still not sure what to use it for though

night zodiac
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I don't think I have any real use.

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I also didn't look into anything it can do

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oh, I don't have the memory for that

opaque girder
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"real" use is a subjective term here

night zodiac
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πŸ˜›

opaque girder
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you can hit racoons with it

night zodiac
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I have 4 buttons and after three days of knowing everything, the fourth day I forgot for some reason

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I got too comfortabble

opaque girder
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I have a 6-button switch. I use it to train the household πŸ˜‚

night zodiac
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I had one of those batteryless Hue buttons in a box forever before I realized I could probably use it on the zigbee network.

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I need to turn off all of the automations and click it a lot to charge it, I haven't clicked it much in a long while and the once a day thing isn't great after the hiatus

opaque girder
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Make a fake finger with a motor and automate it

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or give it to a toddler

night zodiac
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the fake finger was actually my first thought

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then putting it under my desk

tepid roost
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@last plaza The intended use is media source select and related mode switching. Pretty sure we're all going to love it after my clutch implementation of holding media control buttons for not-super-intuitive secondary functionality of mode switching.

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But it sounds like you had fun with it as well. Perhaps I'll come across other interesting uses πŸ™‚

night zodiac
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I'm just imagining someone coming over and them watching me shake a box to do things in my house; seems sick

opaque girder
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There are always nice examples with videos on reddit

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I thought light brightness with it or volume

night zodiac
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authentication with a gesture sequence

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I'm buying one just so I can code the game bopit into it with HA only

opaque girder
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House user authenticated, deactivating countermeasures

night zodiac
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You have to reach level 10 to turn off the lights

opaque girder
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have to think about thes sound though. won't be fun without sound

scenic radish
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"Dad please, I just want to go to bed"

night zodiac
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TTS

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lol'd

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"PLAY AGAIN!"

scenic radish
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I DIDN'T RAISE A LOSER

opaque girder
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Imagine Alexa's excitement tts : pop it! pull it!

tepid roost
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We're quite happy using IKEA TRΓ…DFRI dimmer switches with contextual awareness (like pressing ON on the bedside switch when the bedroom main light is already on turns on the hallway lights as well) for 99% of things - with the IKEA "remote" for for media control (play/pause, fast forward, back, volume control).

scenic radish
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"load it, point it, shoot it"

night zodiac
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I'll have to use those AI TTS that quad posted last night

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have Carl yelling things at me

tepid roost
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Mode switching in the media context just wasn't very nice to encode on either of those things.

night zodiac
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gf wasn't impressed when she asked me a question and I had to wait for the site to render to respond

opaque girder
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get it local lol

night zodiac
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I don't see that you can

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I am often blind though

last plaza
slate robin
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@junior forge @shy notch Is there release party today?

junior forge
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πŸ₯³

slate robin
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Yeah then lol

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πŸ‘

shy notch
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Yeah. Wrapping up the kids

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And then heading to my mac

stable flint
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does this discord have a vanity link?

deft pewter
clear ferry
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Needs to be a 64bit uuid @deft pewter

stable flint
scenic radish
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Rolls right off the tongue

forest edge
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need at least one american on these streams

night zodiac
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I wish they overlaid the github aliases or other aliases. Idk who anyone is πŸ˜›

deft pewter
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The one on the right is atx.

light trout
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balloob, frenck, pascal,
adonno, Kane610

night zodiac
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thanks!

deft pewter
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I was kidding...

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atx wouldn't fit in the frame.

night zodiac
forest edge
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he would, just be super zoomed out

clear ferry
forest edge
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@clear ferry why you hidden? stop hiding coward!

clear ferry
night zodiac
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I convinced a small team of people I work closely with to use discord instead of MS Teams so I don't have to deal with that and now I am always gray πŸ™‚

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no regrets

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upload image and get link, it is intentional

deft pewter
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You know this isn't a support channel.

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Move your post.

clever mortar
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It's almost like imgur doesn't exist...

umbral agate
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It's not asking for help. I just wondered why such a thing hasn't been implemented, or wanted to discuss what others though of this

night zodiac
clever mortar
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That's .... still a support topic πŸ˜‰

umbral agate
clever mortar
clear ferry
mint estuary
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So I'm curious I have a pi 4 and a few 3b+ would a dedicated 3b+ be better then a multi use 4? (Let me know if I need to go to support lol)

night zodiac
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That sounds like something for you to figure out. πŸ˜›

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Do you need the 3b+ for anything else? Does the 4 have too much stuff on it already? DO THEY USE SD CARDS? 😐

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jk πŸ˜›

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bbut do they?

clever mortar
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Pi4+SSD is way faster than a Pi3+SD

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Of course, it all depends on how loaded that Pi4 is...

wheat swift
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Ok, so I'm new to all this so hopefully someone can point me in the right direction. I've not used discord before or HA. I bought the HA blue and it arrived the other day. I have it plugged in to ethernet first and then power. It's running...but not sure if it's right. It essentially has a black and white(DOS looking) screen. Where should I go for help?

night zodiac
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that sounds right to me

wheat swift
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Well, when I go to the IP address for it, it keeps getting a lot of errors

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[supervisor.homeassistant.core] Error on Home Assistant installation. Retry in 30sec

night zodiac
wheat swift
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I see the big pinned post now that I should probably go to other

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yeah

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sorry

night zodiac
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I'd start there

wheat swift
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thanks

scenic radish
clever mortar
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It's even in the channel topic

velvet horizonBOT
#
The topic of this channel is:

There's no support for Home Assistant here - please look at the other channels for that, and #330990055533576204 if it's a question about the HA Blue. If you can't work out which is relevant, start in #general-archived

No politics, religion, or any other obviously contentious topics! Please ensure you've read the Code of Conduct (https://www.home-assistant.io/code_of_conduct/), and #rules.

Remember when reporting spam to include a screenshot of the spam and the user's handle (eg @spammer#123)

Command '.topic' was invoked by: Tinkerer
night zodiac
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Thanks. Tinkerer straightened me out. I never go there. πŸ˜›

clever mortar
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And never read either πŸ˜›

night zodiac
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doubt

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she be changin' on me

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6 months ago probably

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I have reached the end of reddit 15 times today. Don't tell me I don't read.

wheat swift
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@clever mortar sorry, saw that right after I typed my question.

clever mortar
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That's ok, we know that nobody reads these things until they're smacked in the face with them πŸ˜›

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(and sometimes, not even then...)

wheat swift
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Too be fair, this is my first time ever using discord. Maybe only one wrist slap this time? πŸ™‚

clever mortar
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We'll let you aware with a glare ...

night zodiac
scenic radish
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That's hot

clear ferry
night zodiac
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oh dear

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Does discord highlight the topic when it has changed?

scenic radish
#

Even better aphotoblob

clear ferry
wheat swift
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What did I start?

scenic radish
clever mortar
clear ferry
chilly nymph
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Pretty sure that's already started down in DC

night zodiac
clear ferry
night zodiac
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lmaoooooo

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that got me

clear ferry
night zodiac
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I want to hang that gif on my wall

clear ferry
clever mortar
clear ferry
clever mortar
night zodiac
clear ferry
clever mortar
night zodiac
clear ferry
night zodiac
clear ferry
night zodiac
clear ferry
night zodiac
#

I can hear that one

clear ferry
#

HWAT

night zodiac
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one of the few shows I keep on the NAS

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welp, I just looked and I don't see it so I am a liar I guess. must be somewhere else

tropic meadow
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digging through all the new errors to fix to move to the new HA version heh

clear ferry
night zodiac
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I don't have a great tracker really and I pay for a ton of streaming services, lol

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too lazy to work my way up

clear ferry
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Eh, I have one Usenet indexer

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And sonarr and radarr does the rest

night zodiac
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nice. I have sonarr and radarr set up but never really use it

clear ferry
night zodiac
last dirge
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have a release scheduled for tomorrow for code that's been ready and sitting on our test systems for a month. sudden email from the product owner today "yeah, we need these changes"

inner vault
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debrid service and kodi streaming addons, then I don't need to have a ton of storage dedicated to things that I'll likely never rewatch

night zodiac
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@last dirge how often do you release?

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fuck, pinged. my b

last dirge
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whenever stuff's ready

night zodiac
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IRC muscle memory just took over there for a sec

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I am guessing they took a large chunk of holiday off while you didn't? Idk

last dirge
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they wanted to deploy this before the mandated "quiet period" at the end of the year

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but suddenly, it needs changes

red hinge
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Hi. Is there any HA shop with merch? Stickers, tshirts etc.? πŸ™‚

light trout
red hinge
light trout
red hinge
#

Saw it now.. /facepalm

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Any plans on stickers soon? πŸ™‚

scenic radish
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(just kidding)

light trout
#

There are some stickers in circulation that has been given out on events in the past

red hinge
shy comet
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if you have a 3d printer you can print something with the HA logo πŸ˜‰

red hinge
chilly nymph
#

What region do you live in?

red hinge
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Sweden

chilly nymph
#

Oh

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If you were local I was going to offer to print something for you πŸ˜›

red hinge
#

That was sweet of you. Appreciate it.

tropic meadow
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haven't ordered.. but might be worth looking into

red hinge
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I don't really need anything that's 3D-printed.

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Thank you anyways πŸ™‚

red hinge
# chilly nymph If you were local I was going to offer to print something for you πŸ˜›

This was cool:
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2316706

Raspberry Pi 3 Case - No Screws - Home Assistant Logo by Cleansweep9

Raspberry Pi 3 case with Home Assistant logo.
Those "circuit traces" are pretty delicate.
TinkerCAD links, in case anyone wants to see my atrocious editing job (might be useful for extracting the "logo" for your own design):
Top: https://www.tinkercad.com/things/gGvd24YSoyL
Bottom: https://www.tinkercad.com/things/lo2paEuiXlD

chilly nymph
#

Yeah, that's cool. I've been looking for cases that can hold the pi and an SSD

night zodiac
#

someone deleted a message to me while I was gone. I feel so

deft pewter
#

So what? Don't leave us hanging like that.

night zodiac
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That is exactly how I feel

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I want to know too.

chilly nymph
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🀣

sand summit
night zodiac
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mono, I have never seen xpath syntax somehow, don't think

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neat

deft pewter
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Most people don't need to. I know one tester that understands it 🀣

sturdy glade
#

SO disappointed in the series finale of America...

night zodiac
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mono, I think bboth of the libraries I use are jquery syntax

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lol

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wait, same libbrary but I use a different one in addition to it for client side stuffs I think

mint estuary
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i have an ssd hooked up to it but not an m.2 the ssd should be ok right?

opaque girder
#

why wouldn't it be?

swift niche
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How do you report a problem with an integration? The Accuweather integration now shows wind speed. The unit of measure should be mph not mpg

swift niche
gentle ferry
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would you guys recommend a HASS blue over a rpi4 e.g.?

night zodiac
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if you can get one

gentle ferry
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I'm just starting out planning for a hass setup. Are they hard to get?

night zodiac
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I don't think they will be in stock for a couple more months

gentle ferry
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that sucks

scenic radish
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You don't need to get the Blue, there are plenty of other options

gentle ferry
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you mean odroid options? or rpi?

night zodiac
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A lot of people are running NUCs if you want something beefier than a pi

gentle ferry
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but sure anything would work

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NUCs are great

night zodiac
gentle ferry
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isn't a nuc overkill tho?

night zodiac
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lol

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I don't know

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If I had something that beefy, I would just docker everything.

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pi 4 with ssd is a great starter device

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existing server is too

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I use pi4 with ssd and it runs well. I am not using any intensive processing addons

scenic radish
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I mean anything @gentle ferry

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Doesn't need to be a pi or odroid

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I use an old laptop

night zodiac
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hellyeahz

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I think I am going to get a beefy NUC to replace this old workstation I have. POWA

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add 2/3 USB NICs and use esxi

gentle ferry
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i am currently using an old laptop as a home server, need to upgrade lol

night zodiac
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docker HA on it

opaque girder
sonic ice
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Anybody got a link for the current method of installing HA on an SSD for an RPi4? I see some older articles but things have changed.

inland wigeon
#

Hrmmm... is there any use for a v1 Hue Bridge these days?

shy comet
inland wigeon
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Unsure mate, haven't looked too much into it yet. Got a v2 myself - just sorting through a box of HA gear

scenic radish
inland wigeon
#

in other news, i have way too many unused xiaomi and aeotec bits

last cedar
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Use them then! Or give them to your local raccoon

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<<<<<<

clear ferry
hushed basalt
clear ferry
rapid tendon
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Gotta say

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Getting into playing with homeassistant, with the companion android app, has made me incredibly aware of just how much data apps on my phone get access to

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and sure got me to uninstall a lot of apps i didn't trust with that level of info lol

last cedar
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Omg that jump tho

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Yeah, data is becoming the new currency, truly scary how much people know wbout people

clear ferry
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I love people who share their entire life on facebook and go "YEAH, NOT GONNA LET THEM CHINESE PEOPLE GET ME THROUGH MY PHONE, I AIN'T BUYING NONE OF THOSE HUAWEIS"

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Like my mother

forest edge
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yea norwegians are weird

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I mean when 100% of your tech comes from china, it's silly to worry about your phones amirite

hushed basalt
tame sand
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I like how the new privacy policy from facebook regarding whatsapp is applied everywhere but EU because it violates EU privacy law. They had to make a seperate one which is far less intrusive

clear ferry
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ahhhh cleaning up my yamls for the first time in probably 6 months

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so many lines removed

tame sand
#

how many GB saved?

clear ferry
last cedar
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Precisely 1GB

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Since Brexit

clear ferry
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NOICE

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233 files changed, 1748 insertions(+), 7374 deletions(-)

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Can you spot my naming convention of updates @last cedar ?

velvet horizonBOT
#

You can find his config lurking in the darkness.

Command '.atxbyea' was invoked by: atxbyea
tame sand
#

Evil Dutch Butchers Slap American Gorillas πŸ€”

clear ferry
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You aren't supposed to translate it

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but yes

tame sand
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i like Update README.md more πŸ˜‚

clear ferry
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That also follows the same naming standard

forest edge
#

shouldn't you rename the "rear" camera as "pedocam"?

clear ferry
forest edge
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you know.. the one focused on the neighbors child outdoor toys

clear ferry
#

that would be my mobile phone while hanging up the christmas lights you are thinking about

forest edge
#

and that makes it ok that it was an "additional" camera via smart phone? lol

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πŸš”

clear ferry
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Front camera

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Rear camera

last cedar
#

Not hungry anymore!

clear ferry
#

@deft pewter isn't your custom component in core yet ? 🀣

deft pewter
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Nah, no review yet. Doesn't bother me, I can use it πŸ˜„

#

I know integrations take a while to get added, so I'm not gonna nag the core devs.

clear ferry
deft pewter
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But if there are any core devs watching this chat... merge the Microsoft Graph integration please 🀣

low harness
#

What's that mysterious ticking sound?

opaque girder
#

Snape, Snape, Severus Sssssssnaape

low harness
#

Dumbledore!

clear ferry
clever mortar
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That's actually pretty neat

clear ferry
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Stuff I'm doing some training on now

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for more interesting ML \ AI stuff

clever mortar
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Specs of those blades are good too, I can see some interesting uses

clear ferry
#

THEY AREN'T BLADES

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they are "cartridges"

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🀣

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I like the EL4000, 4 nodes, and 4 GPUs if needed

clever mortar
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What, is this an Atari in disguise?

clear ferry
#

we have had the same cartridges for years in the Moonshot

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but the EL devices make them interesting

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there is even ARM stuff for those who want that

clever mortar
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And a storage bay option πŸ€”

clear ferry
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for proper storage

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none of that SD \ EMMC shit

clever mortar
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Well, duh

clear ferry
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so, I should come over and pitch you say ?

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I'm currently doing some curriculum on the HPE Ezmeral platform with MAPR Data fabric and Kubernetes so that's where those come in

clever mortar
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I still wish HPe did a decent online config builder - but I suppose that it's only 50% as capable as Dell's is good, given that most are about 0%

clear ferry
#

yeah, it's a shame there is nothing like that, uSe ThE quIckSpecS

clever mortar
#

Yeah, but those don't tell me if what I want to build is actually possible, or what it'll cost (if you were to pay list)

clear ferry
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usually you just need a proper sales-guy attached and they do all the work for you though

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the sales guys have that tool internally to plot in and will spit out errors

clever mortar
#

Yeah, but .... that's usually an unpleasant experience πŸ˜„

clear ferry
#

no idea why it isn't avaliable outside

clever mortar
#

Probably because.... politics or marketing πŸ˜„

clear ferry
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I configure servers by hand mostly though, and just tell a sales guy, GET ME THIS YOU SOB

clever mortar
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🀣

clear ferry
#

so feel free to abuse me πŸ˜‰

clever mortar
#

I may just, if it comes to it πŸ˜„

clear ferry
#

the MAPR data fabric is pretty cool, it supports global namespace out of the box, so you can store any kind of data across the world and easily replicate it

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/company/tokyo/storage /company/london/storage and just do file level replication between those via NFS or anything, or heck, replicate it to S3

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it does all types of data too, so databases, file storage and event streaming in a single namespace

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all via APIs

clever mortar
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Witchcraft you say?

clear ferry
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yaaaas

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and kube uses that global namespace directly

night zodiac
clear ferry
#

hmmm, there appears to be no ALPR in the HA docker image

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I will need to do some magic

cedar herald
#

I think they said at one point they were going to work on a local api

velvet horizonBOT
clever mortar
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There's a feature request section there

cedar herald
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Updated πŸ™‚

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I had asked a question before requesting a feature just now.

clear ferry
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Who needs to go to IKEA for spare parts

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Just print them

last dirge
#

that's definitely going to break

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but okay

deft pewter
#

Is it supposed to look like pedobear?

last dirge
#

now there's a name I haven't heard in quite some time

clear ferry
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It didn't break no matter what I pushed on it, and it is just for hanging a coat rack on

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It will last for the lifetime

inner vault
#

cool, was there already a plan for it or did you model it?

clear ferry
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Found it on thingiverse

deft pewter
#

You don't want to see atx modelling

clear ferry
hushed basalt
hearty depot
subtle pasture
night zodiac
#

It's so awkward getting brought into a call because they assume you know every CMS because it is a website maker but I don't click stuff together. :/

subtle pasture
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Last time I saw someone carting around a luggable server like that, it was to demo Microsoft Dynamics AX

clear ferry
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@subtle pasture military, site surveys, etc

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Most military mobile based have to destroy their datacenters if they are overrun by insurgents, they can carry that with them

subtle pasture
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That doesn't look milspec πŸ‘€

clear ferry
#

Used for edge analytics and processing

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Heck, very little military stuff these days is nebs or similar

#

They drop full containers of regular iss equipment straight into the field

#

Airlifting DCs

subtle pasture
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Hah, the unit they show in the video doesn't even have its second PSU installed

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28 cores, 20 TB of storage, 1.5TB of RAM, across 4 nodes... single PSU...

clear ferry
#

It needs to be portable, to get onsite quick, analyse and send home data

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For processing centrally

#

The smaller ones are interesting for permanent onsite analytics, only doing edge crunching before sending statistics and briefs back to the primary dc

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I should get a EL4000 in my rack

deft pewter
#

No-one wants your crunchy briefs.

clear ferry
subtle pasture
clear ferry
opaque girder
#

Although I would name mine Dolores

clear ferry
opaque girder
deft pewter
#

Mmm, Dolores.

opaque girder
#

And of course to start the vacuum it has to be a custom oral command --> Dolores bring yourself back online

last cedar
#

MOOD

opaque girder
#

Much better

subtle pasture
lost sable
#

Looking for suggestions on what people use to create stunning 3d models of their homes. Tried couple online and they aren't great.

night zodiac
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search "3d home" at the top right

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something named sweet home 3d seems popular

clear ferry
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@subtle pasture oh no the shields are still up, and we are trying to dock EYEBROWS

deft pewter
#

@night zodiac What do you use for your hosting for that domain you just linked? Self-hosted or a provider?

night zodiac
#

OVH for the share server

deft pewter
#

I want some more toys to play with and was about to register one on AWS Route53 but it doesn't allow that TLD 🀣

night zodiac
#

soyoustart

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you looked there?

deft pewter
#

They offer .sex but not .dev πŸ‘Ž

night zodiac
#

oh, the actual domain

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I am dumb

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namecheap

#

googles AWS Route53

deft pewter
#

Nah, I was asking about the hosting. I know where to buy domains.

night zodiac
#

okay, I was confused. lol

#

they don't allow those domains pointed to them? that is neat

deft pewter
#

Got two others transferred into my AWS account. It's cheap and their other services are great.

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I want a domain that I don't mind sharing that doesn't give away my identity.

night zodiac
#

I went with OVH for hosting because people like to attack stuff with their btc when they are bored and OVH doesn't flinch

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and I don't like to bother the hosting companies I do business with with attacks for no reason

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like, the smaller ones

last dirge
#

btc?

night zodiac
#

bitcoin

deft pewter
#

It's okay, I can repeat that people pay for DoS attacks with their bitcoin πŸ™‚

night zodiac
#

SHHHHHHH, BIG SECRET

deft pewter
#

It's no secret. People do all kinds of shady stuff on the internet.

night zodiac
#

I know, haha

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it is against the rules to even mention dos in a lot of servers so want' too comfy

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wasn't*

deft pewter
#

Eh. I haven't seen a rule that would cover that. We talk all kinds of tech in here.

night zodiac
#

tech/ 🦝

deft pewter
#

Trash pandas? Sure

night zodiac
#

I need to set up a squirrel cam. I have daily gang fights at my feeders.

deft pewter
#

So... namecheap... not so cheap 🀣

#

They want over Β£600 for a .dev domain

night zodiac
#

ruh roh

#

someone probably owns it already, lol

clever mortar
#

NameCheap.... yeah, no

scenic radish
#

...

deft pewter
#

Nah, doesn't look like it. They claim the domain I want is a popular domain.

scenic radish
#

I use namecheap lol

#

Just for domain reg though

#

Cloudflare for DNS

night zodiac
#

oh, it isn't random. they said that

scenic radish
#

.heterosexual

night zodiac
#

.lesfuck

inner vault
#

.dev also used to be premium, we had to buy a bunch for work pre-launch to secure them and they were all like $1200 USD I think

night zodiac
#

checks resub price on his domain

deft pewter
#

Even reputable places are asking £600/year for it 😦

night zodiac
#

that path too

deft pewter
#

I'll pass πŸ˜‰

night zodiac
#

never seen you pass on a donger

#

jk, sorry, Idk you

dull chasm
#

.wanker ?

deft pewter
#

I thought it was a new year, Vasiley? πŸ˜„

dull chasm
#

not sure how that is relevant but i was playing ...

#

and thought it was funny ....american humor i guess

scenic radish
clever mortar
#

Pretty sure American's are banned from attempting to use humour

dull chasm
#

nope

deft pewter
#

Yeah, they always get it wrong.

scenic radish
#

American's what?

dull chasm
#

#1

deft pewter
#

#1 Corona cases.

#

Winning!

clever mortar
#

#1 at failing to get sarcasm βœ…

night zodiac
deft pewter
#

They're mocking your poor grammar, Tinkerer. Don't let that stand.

scenic radish
#

No like, what does American have?

dull chasm
#

still number 1's

clear ferry
#

@scenic radish you?

scenic radish
#

u?

dull chasm
#

plenty ...

last dirge
#

oooh, political sedition!

scenic radish
#

Only mono got it apparently

last dirge
#

we've got that

clear ferry
deft pewter
#

Tinkerer still hasn't corrected his poor grammar in the topic of #general-archived, even after I pointed it out the moment he set it πŸ˜„

#

I think he's too proud to admit it.

clear ferry
#

Scots have grammar?

deft pewter
#

Gramer

clever mortar
#

No

scenic radish
#

Scotty doesn't know

clear ferry
#

GRAMMAR QUEEN OF SCOTS

clever mortar
#

I have the ability to throw words at walls until they stick

clear ferry
clever mortar
clear ferry
deft pewter
#

lol...

night zodiac
clear ferry
#

#mono_os

deft pewter
#

I'd be happy with you just putting a hyphen in the appropriate place 🀣

scenic radish
#

BooCheesy

night zodiac
#

BOOOOOOO

scenic radish
#

Cheesy

night zodiac
#

πŸ˜›

deft pewter
#

Boosh! Easy.

clever mortar
night zodiac
#

Bush is usually what I am called πŸ˜›

scenic radish
#

That's hot

clear ferry
#

Bush easy

night zodiac
#

but I avoid it because people use the president and it is annoying

#

well, not really, but after like the 900th time a day you hear it

clear ferry
scenic radish
night zodiac
scenic radish
#

Hell of a dodge

clear ferry
night zodiac
#

the smile always gets me

scenic radish
#

Yup lol

#

"that the best you can do?"

last dirge
#

like "heh, you missed me"

#

"you missed me again"

night zodiac
#

"Y'all didn't tell me we were playing shoe throwy"

scenic radish
#

What he said after was pretty great too

last dirge
#

fool me once, shame on..shame on you

#

fool me twice, can't get fooled again

clear ferry
night zodiac
#

that impersonator was solid

clear ferry
#

Everybody hated Bush, but looking back, he was alright

scenic radish
#

Pretty sure he realized he didn't want "shame on me" to be recorded lol

#

Too late, obvi

night zodiac
#

I'd smoke a joint with him

last dirge
#

Iraqis disagree

inner vault
#

s/alright/a war criminal/ but whatever haha

night zodiac
#

okay, okay. I thought we could be good.

#

time to change subject

last dirge
#

she used to be an adventurer

clear ferry
inner vault
#

say what you want, at least he kept his coups to other countries

last dirge
#

until she took a pack of Ball Parks to the face

night zodiac
#

I worked IT at a call center and we logged into our director buddies computer and set that to his background right before he was doing a intro thing for the new peeps.

scenic radish
#

You're done atx lmao

night zodiac
#

we realized he didn't have perms to change the wallpaper himself so he had to wait on us to fix it, whoops

last dirge
#

hahahaha

scenic radish
#

"whoops"

night zodiac
#

it was just a tiled gif of hotdogs on the background

scenic radish
#

Didn't have perms to change the wallpaper? What sort of draconian shit is this

night zodiac
#

not stretched or centered, just tiled

#

call center

#

idiots

#

I can show you horrifying pictures of their network room

#

I removed around 50-70 cat5s that weren't plugged into the other side

shy comet
#

i will never get over that shoe toss gif lol it will forever be a classic

night zodiac
#

I think I only have pictures of the after which is about 50 times better than the before but it doesn't look like it, lol

#

just a thing of beauty

clear ferry
night zodiac
scenic radish
night zodiac
#

I wish I had a before pictures. There were literally ethernet cables going through the room straight to the devices rather than using any sort of sanity

#

like you couldn't stand where my buddy was because it was a bunch of cables there

clever mortar
#

I've been in those places before, including one where a server was on a flimsy table in the middle of it all, partially supported by the cables...

#

That was .... "fun"

night zodiac
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I can't remember the name of the older stuff before windows server

clever mortar
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You mean Windows NT, or before that?

night zodiac
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NT, THAT!

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you see the box floating on the other box, it was windows NT, unregistered

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nobody knew the password

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we accidentally cut power to it

low harness
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Windows 2000?

night zodiac
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we plugged it in and everything came back up, LOL

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without logging in

clever mortar
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NT 4.0, 3.51, 3.1

scenic radish
night zodiac
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something like that. we just saw the login screen

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also, dell server power buttons are way too fucking touchy. I accidentally touched one and shut down the payroll server

clever mortar
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NT 3.51 I think had the "C2 security option" that would turn off all networking πŸ˜‚

scenic radish
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Lolwut

clever mortar
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Yup

scenic radish
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Initiate LOCKDOWN

hearty depot
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I think my mother used to play with me on a Windows 3.11 machine back when I was very yung

night zodiac
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This place knew they had dead ports on their switches and instead of marking them they would just go through all of the ports every time and try to find working ones

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no organization or anything. different company comes to site any time they need something; sent remotely from somewhere out of state. it runs all of their centers.

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I worked there for like 2 months before leaving, lol.

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oh, I brought that box up because you couldn't breath on the box or the NIC would lose contact

opaque girder
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How do things end up in such states? Like were they never setup properly from the beginning or whoever was responsible did a really bad job?

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Or both lol

night zodiac
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They hire people to come and do things when everything needs to stay plugged in during work hours

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my buddy and I offered to come in at like midnight a few nights to get it a bit more sorted

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both, there is scaffolding (can't remember name) for all of the cables to go through but nobody used them. 'just a mess

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constant batch of new people taking over the stuff. They didn't have any longterm employees

opaque girder
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that might be one of the worst ones. When the support or installation is actually there but no one every bothered to actually use it

hearty depot
clear ferry
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I know of boxes that just hang around and die because the guy who set it up died and no-one dares touch it

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For a decade .

night zodiac
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yep. that place is awful because people would coolocate from other locations that I didn't even know

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couldn't touch anything because it might affect someone across the country

hearty depot
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That happens with stuff I setup too.. Netbox for example

night zodiac
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you died?

hearty depot
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The box

night zodiac
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oh

hearty depot
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Dont be sad, i might die too sooner or later

night zodiac
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my brain crumbles trying to read that

opaque girder
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I'm enjoying the german/english combination lol

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I thoguht my brain crashed

scenic radish
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Kernel panic

night zodiac
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I heard a vampire

hearty depot
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Dean German kezboard autocorrect

opaque girder
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might have been a cable from across the country

clear ferry
opaque girder
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someone please plug me back in

night zodiac
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999999999

opaque girder
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I keep hitting some sort of wall

night zodiac
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iptables -P INPUT DROP

hearty depot
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Open board... I miss gboard (it wantet to write goats)

night zodiac
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🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐

clear ferry
night zodiac
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why does android discord have some other service instead of giphy

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but windows still has giphy

hearty depot
night zodiac
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Tenor, that is it

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They must have a partnership with Tenor because the Tenor images don't get proxied by Discord so they get to consume our datas RAW

opaque girder
deft pewter
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Ah. America, land of the free (except for cellular data, which costs a bomb).

night zodiac
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the trick is to not leave your wifi

forest edge
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costs a bomb? incorrect

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where you come up with that?

deft pewter
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3 bombs?

opaque girder
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You must have not heard about Greece's cellular data then

forest edge
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damn outsiders believing rumors