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How did you get a picture of me after all the pis have been eradicated from the earth?
will you finally reveal that you're austrian too? do it!
Who is your daddy and what does he do
Johann HΓΆlzel, a lot of coke
charlie ....rebuilds antique tractors
Who is your daddy and what does he do
A great man who sleeps in peace
forensic accounting
My daddy could beat your daddy with one arm tied behind his back and the other arm wrestling a crocodile
I was born taller than you, so I doubt that
mhmmm.. how much it would cost to set up a FC node at home?
I have four FC controllers and 4 FC drive enclosures in my garage already
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π Dont even know how much is the controller.
the question is, what you didnt got in your garage
Everything
Except #330990055533576204 or #330944238910963714
And definitely no #add-ons-archived
π’ but.. but... the addons are so nice.
So much LOVE in it
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@hearty depot addons might be nice but you are letting someone decide what you have or dont have
at the expense of just doing it yourself and knowing what is going on
@dull chasm did you try 115 ?
no not yet im am running two instances one is 100 and other is 113 ...not in the mood for any changes
Lol
all my energy right now is in staying away from hurricanes and paying off my land
sounds like any other software π€£
@tidal bronze i need a couple of your gigs that pay great so i can forward quicker lol .... i have 25k in plans for land and tractor just in next 12 months
Gotta snapshot the VM and try it out today.
And I got the feeling that I can trust Frenck at least as far as I can throw him
its docker lol so prolly not hard ..just not in the mood
@hearty depot frenck is you friend and lover for addon's so i chose containers or pypi
just got a nice container idea π€£
So sad, all vacation plans out the window. π©
FROM ubuntu:20.04
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damn so i can set up a gofundme for land and you got extra change now? @tidal bronze
Was supposed to be on a flight to bora bora today. Well that's history π
damn ....i am kinda sad for ya and also like cry me a river
Don't worry, you can go on vacation to some of the seperatist states of the US after the civil war, lots of close options for vacations
As always you are very optimistic π
π π π
@tidal bronze i think secretly @clear ferry loves the usa .......cant get it off his mind
LMAO
I think so 2 I think every 8 lines he goes USA
I'm saving my thoughts and prayers til November
Things will be just fine.
i got a question to the native english guys here.... how would you call this in english? Power-Wheel or smth?
its more about the upper part
with the arrows
i don't understand what part you want to call ...
the full type of diagram ?
or something in it
the type of diagram
i can never remember diagram name sorry :(
i am nearly finished with my custom card which looks something like this but not really... but i am unsure about the naming
look cool, curious to see it when done.
i'm trying to google it
atm its named e3dc-power-card
sorry couldn't find anything usefull
i would call it an overview and be done with it, but i'm lazzy
like power-overview-card?
yup
is there a shorter term for overview
OV ? but it's not standard
i don't think there is
it's only for you ? or you want to share it ?
i am planning to add it to hacs default
is there a shorter term for overview
A German is asking for a shorter word? π€£
You guys are famous for long words.
then i understand the need to have something clear ... maybe power distribution card would be better, but not shorter
@deft pewter i could name it energieumsatzΓΌbersicht aswell
i like distribution @fiery sorrel thanks alot
power-distribution-card it is.... thanks alot
So as we're heading into fall and seeing a fairly constant rate of cases locally, I'm wanting a technology solution to tracking contacts within my social bubble.. I made a Reddit post with a little more info, but figured if anyone knew of something already out there for this, it would be the HA community.. https://www.reddit.com/r/CanadaCoronavirus/comments/iutxz7/comment/g5nmemr?context=3
3 votes and 3 comments so far on Reddit
If there are a lot of people that don't trust big corporations or governments to do contact tracing both well and safely, why is someone going to trust a random person off the internet to do it better?
HI Guys
I want Net Neutrality with Big Data using Data Mining for Actionable Analytics powered by Artificial Intelligence (AI) based on Machine Learning considering Personalization based IoT infrastructure.
Sweet my presentation is sorted.
Any more buzzwords I should add?
You'll want some blockchain
nope and be gone
Man missed blockchain, that's a must have buzzword!
You won't believe how many buzzword I missed! Click this link [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0wto] find the top 10 buzzwords that would have changed my presentation! π±
I just printer 50 copy of a colors odt with Clipart to ask my neighbour to stop doing noisy works on a sunday...
Now that i took the diplomate way, next step is all the loud speaker in the house scream "quiete" at the same time :)
Made easy by HomeAssistant β’οΈ
Next after that is if a dba meter on their side of the house exceeds a threshold, have all THEIR speakers scream "QUIET!"
π€ i wonder how secure is bluetooth
Question: ~8ball is Bluetooth secure?
Answer: Can't Say Now
Hey guys
Is there a hardware channel?
Seen some changes in the discord channel but didn't had time lately
I meant not devices as in ZigBee sensors
But more like hardware to use home assistant on
Nuc/pi etc
Well, #general-archived then would apply

@tidal bronze oh sure they can turn that cloud into a clock but noone has thought to make it into a notification light?! https://www.banggood.com/Muid-Cloud-Alarm-Clock-Touch-Control-LED-Temperature-Display-USB-Charging-Weather-Station-with-Snooze-Function-p-1516377.html?rmmds=buy&ID=6157213&cur_warehouse=CN lol
Will be simple to add the capability
just the point that there isn't something already on the market lol
you automate bulbs but still need a notification light?
of course
oh sorry, yes of course totally legit
need something to turn brown after I've used the bathroom to let the woman know to steer clear
@forest edge you are surely getting better at it. Keep it up. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/iwdrzn/grandpa_back_at_it_again/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
@tidal bronze that video cut out just before i broke my hip
@clear ferry nasty? your the one who eats animals raw lol
literally, you love eating shit lol
Inevitable when you eat shrimps atleast
no need for notification light π€·ββοΈ
@forest edge I thought she gets notified through smell so you want visual just to make sure ?
She has no sense of smell after the accident
But if she gets too close her face will melt like in raiders
@tidal bronze sometimes air flow works against you lol
instead of heads up, it deceives
well maybe if we all ate potpourri like @tidal bronze our turds would smell like flowers but that just isn't the case lol
wondered why the spell check rejected the pop part lol
never look at the stuff so didn't know it had a t π
tell me about it, it's all regurgitated crap anymore
i guess bollywood calls it, modernizing lol
All cheap stuff that should've been thrown out now getting released.
oh I thought you meant movies in general for the last few decades lol
Even a 3.2 IMDB feels like a 9 when you are waiting for the next flight. π»
just que up some norwegian documentaries, you'll be asleep the entire time
I think I know enough from @clear ferry lines. All you need to know is that Most Advanced Most everything place on earth. Nuff said.
i just watched βthe mongolian connectionβ
i liked it
Sadly they couldn't come up with VMware or HP or else he would not even mention US
it's the only weapon he has to fight off bad dreams of reality
I believe they call that fiber across the pond
Its all good as long as people can make a living using tech made with DSL and phone lines. π
poor atx not even around to endure this lol
Beef or pork ribs π€
yea most don't evven havve a solid date till dec or 2021
I think August 21
but apparently there are some operational in europe?
No idea. I only track carnival. Did good by me last few months. π
I would not do a cruise unless there Nothing else at all.
oh yea right now, pretty much everyone feels that way
but eventually things should somewhat go back to normal, but will there be anything there when it does lol
Even without covid it's just a waste of time.
I would rather fly to multiple destinations in the time you are idling at sea with mediocre restaurants
cruiseship is the only means of seeing the Alaskan ocean waters without renting space on a tug boat lol
Yes and no. π
there is no other way, by air does not count
I guess if you had your own vessel but f that, hit a berg and die in the freezing waters
Private charters.
those can't in some of the spots the big ships can cause they cannot break the ice
I agree there. However you cut it just waste of time IMO unless you are retired and got days on end to kill.
@tidal bronze this is @forest edge on a cruise
I agree there. However you cut it just waste of time IMO unless you are retired and got days on end to kill.
@tidal bronze uh well duh..
@tidal bronze this is @forest edge on a cruise
@dull chasm I have done that!
10 days, 4 countries is the minimum for me.
not a river tho, only on a creek
@dull chasm I have done that!
@forest edge i figured
@tidal bronze you collecting bottle caps from each country to hang on the wall? lol
Yes in deed.
travel in general has never really appealed to me but there are a few things I would like to see
Once you start you will be like why didn't I do this before. 43 countries 24 states. I was going to hit 50 countries this year but covid threw a wrench in there.
Sadly I can't agree with you there. So much to see so little time.
my grandparents dragged me and my parents around the states and to canada when i was younger, I learned canadans will rip off kids trying to buy a pizza and the desert is hot and every town and city is the same as every other lol
Dude you are missing out.
how so?
the only thing I am missing is getting lost in a country where i don't speak the language and missing out on that fear that comes from thinking i'm going to die there lol
You should do Greece and Barcelona for a start.
i traveled by train from normady to the north of europe ...30 days ....loved it ...
Going across states or Canada is the same as going to 7-11
if i can make it i will see Australia. maybe hit on some buck tooth ladies who are stronger than me if i'm lucky
Australia, meh
when you get old you find everything you need is right here lol
@dull chasm you'd like the church in my hometown
oh i am sure ....got to see a ton of 12th centry churchs from the time of crusades ... amazing
cool but too new but i imagine still awesome
Should do a HA road trip π
crash quads house lol
Any time
@dull chasm can drive there on his tractor
Better @dull chasm ?
When he gets his land ready I am will surely be visiting there. @dull chasm @forest edge
what state is he in again? north of me, i know that much
But I am worried about the pale green beans @dull chasm posted and called it good food. Maybe I will have to take some food from here. π
go eat at that texas roadhouse a couple of times before making the trip then you will have a better idea of what to expect lol
when you walk in, if it's anything like the one here there will be peanuts shells all over the flooor and everything lol
They have to come up with a new covid test. My nose is all messed up with that poking shit after multiple tests.
i want to see this church
how many times did you have your brain jabbed?
I've lost count. But because of my moms health and my travels I gotta to it.
f that, I understand, but f that lol
Did one yesterday. Next one on Saturday lol.
Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!
save yourself the trouble, just get yourself one of those oversized hamster balls to live in
@low harness are you hand painting those?
How many have you printed now? Looks great.
this time next year he will post a much further back picture of what looks like a warehouse full of them with the comments, "I think I got an addiction and need an intervention"
Making this one made me realize that Cid - or as he is also known: Old Man - is a year younger than me.
I finally set up my zig-a-zig-ah
I made a paypal dispute with Creality to try and motivate them to actually help me :/
@clear ferry after 14 more hours if this thing turns out to be a purple dildo I will NOT be surprised.
@forest edge you yankee .... i very much south of ya
I thought you were north
lol I got you confused with ska lol
thats who livves north of me
everyone living all over the damn place, hard to keep track sometimes
so he's in potato country and your in spice country lol
@dusky plank , is that for the pi4? I have a pi3b. I ended up flicking a switch accidentally and now I can apparently never boot from an sd card again. I currently have an sd card in it now with a fat partition. Not sure if if uses the fat partition or not, it works though. I have another I want to eventually do the same thing too but in no hurry.
enabling usb boot on the rpi3 doesn't take away the ability to boot from an sd card
I think the way I did it might though.
Lmao.....not this time
program_usb_boot_mode=1 to the end of /boot/config.txt
Once this bit has been set, the SD card is no longer required. Note that any change you make to the OTP is permanent and cannot be undone.
it just means you don't have to have an sd to boot from the usb
But I can still boot from an sd? I am running my OZW docker on the pi so didnβt want to restart everything just to check π
yup, slap a bootable sd in and presto, in fact I believe it take priority so if you had an sd and a bootable devvice connected through usb it would still boot off the sd card first
Why do they make changing the OTP sound so drastic π€£. It really becomes a lot of work if you donβt have powered usb drives. Got to add a powered hub. Prob not worth all that for the second one. Very happy with the first though.
I dunno, just letting you know it cannot be reversed
was your method the toss in tub of water and throw a toaster in?
@forest edge do you have detailed instructions for this method ?
@green inlet every time i pick up a mango, reminds me of you. π
sure do, step 1: fill bathtub step 2: plug in toaster step 3: toss in rpi and toaster in bathtub and watch the magic happen
it's right there on the pi foundation website
Dying here. π π€£
lol
I have a school zone ending sign at the corner of my yard between the sidewalk and the street and every day some dude walks his dog through and allows it to piss and poop at that sign.. I love pets but still seriously considering hooking up a small current to that sign, not to kill, but to maybe "positive" reinforce the concept of stop doing that lol
@tidal bronze yea that was a fun one lol....glad my son slept through it
i was kinda expecting it to get worse when it started at first
im glad the smell of smoke is gone
Same here. I was bit drunk lost all the buzz
haha
don't you all have margarita's in pitchers on standby for just an occasion?
Most of them start with a slow rumble this one hit max from the start.
one day it will shake then many cali's will have brand new ocean front properties
as shown in this scientific image https://3.bp.blogspot.com/--DYRMeEvc6U/TolmUiPs_XI/AAAAAAAAFPE/WmCrx6HeOWQ/s1600/1.jpg
that would be bad for all of us.. i mean where else would old people go?
same place, they just can't drive out anymore π
establish Geezer Ferry's huh
Why is Cardi B's new song about Wireless Access Points WAP so popular? π€
you should stay away from girls like that. they will only make you die faster and disappoint your mother
If there are a lot of people that don't trust big corporations or governments to do contact tracing both well and safely, why is someone going to trust a random person off the internet to do it better?
@deft pewter looking for something I can run myself, like home assistant.. where me and some trusted/trusting friends can use it for ourselves.
not sure where else to ask this question. I'm coming from SmartThings and used WebCore for all my automations. They are fairly basic, way below what Node-Red is capable of but more than what Automations is capable of. I am looking for something that basically just gives me access to conditionals like if , else if, else, for loops, while loops etc
is there anything like that?
are you asking in the sense of something like HA or something within HA that has that ability?
within HA
like Automations is basically just if this do that
Node-Red is just way more than I am currently capable of wrapping my head around currently
you can do more than you think in automations, just requires using the templating at options correctly, but Appdaemon is another alternative to node red
An example of an automation from SmartThings / WebCore that I'd like to replicate was a configuration for my kids switches
If before 9pm
On turns light to 10%
Hold on turns light to 100%
After 9pm
On turns light to 10%, waits 15 minutes, turns light off
Hold on does nothing
dealing with hold and multiple presses of a button etc gets a little more tricky but all doable. I would suggest looking through the forums https://community.home-assistant.io/ at how others have tackled it
thanks!
Interacting with light switches π€
nah, zigbee 2 button thing stuck to their headboards
controlling a zigbee bulb in their lamps on their nightstands
gives them a nightlight, if they wake up and need something, but doesnt keep them up all night. before their bedtime they can crank the brightness to read
@clear ferry I think your 3d print got messed up lmao
I dunno looked like you were trying to print a coffee mug
what 3d printer do you have?
i've gotten my hands on one from work and have no 3d modeling experience so I've just been printing random shit for my kids
is it filament or resin?
oh nice, that was one of my options before I took the one from work
what have you used to get into modeling?
Tinkercad and fusion 360
currently he is printing a purple blob
The possibility to import stuff directly from McMaster Carr is genius in fusion
Anything they have in their catalogue your can import
@clear ferry do your power outlets have to like twist and lock?
Not all
not evven sure what the hell that is on the wall, I assuming a power strip but looks weird lol
The ones you see on the wall you thinking about?
oh shit that is awesome
yea
if you have any need for a resin printer, I have a Formlabs Form 2
that suppose to be waterproof or something?
It's industry standard for three phase
I've been waiting for my DIY unit to modify the cartridge so I can use cheaper resins with the heated tray and wiper but Formlabs just released a much cheaper resin so it may be pointless
i'd happily trade prints for a design at this point
We don't have those stupid NEMA plugs you have
Resin is cool, I might buy one when it gets cheaper
#the-water-cooler message @empty snow
oh hey its a blob
think it was suppose to be a dildo but it failed
I dunno, looks like a pretty meaty vein on the front
This object was made in Tinkercad. Edit it online https://www.tinkercad.com/things/eDrygDxi7Bg
@clear ferry the server PSU end is not stupid NEMA?
At 250% scale
The PSU end is not NEMA ?
Would love to see t the PSU side @clear ferry
You are thinking about the c13 end?
i like how you have the cam on it's own domain
so you can see if the thing catches fire while away from home?
And other stuff
doesn't the wobble effect prints?
Yes
Sure, but right now I'm running a test with klipper
Printing at double normal speed
Camera isn't fully mounted either, so it wobbles a bit more
i can see the support wobble
gets alittle crazy sometimes, giving quad flash backs of his earthquake
I would imagine with plugs and prints like those, most of your world wobbles lol
Wowza
whats the stuff on the wall to right? I think the one is a light switch?
no idea why your light switches have to be portrait size
Wall switch, outlet and a PON
@clear ferry is that raw whale sausage?
I wish!
I see what's causing the wobble! your missing a screw on the bottom support lol
no idea why your light switches have to be portrait size
@forest edge I almost got stuck to my seat belt π
you really have that thing next to your tower of heat?
"heat"
@clear ferry you should pluck some strings live one day.
and this little tune is called, "c u n ..."
this your garage?
@forest edge why don't you do a BT speaker for the dog that pees
@forest edge yaaaas
@tidal bronze I tried making it out there a few times to say something to the dude but eveytime he poofs like magic
That will be an interesting weekend project
not seeing the kazoo or the sliding whistle in that picture @clear ferry
@forest edge I almost got stuck to my seat belt π
@tidal bronze wtf you driving? lol
starving π«
well all you do is eat leafs, what you expect? our bodies were never designed for that lol
What can be done, we ain't got no whales down here mi amigo
yup, you gotta settle for manta rays instead
Lounge food is limited to sandwiches tad bit smaller than a pinky. π©
those are like $30 a piece too right?
longe food is free. Oh how I miss the super bland chicken noodle soup.
lol
all i ever got free from flying was peanuts
and they were stale
I guess I could have had hepatitis c for free if i felt like using the bathroom but I skipped that
yea two types, the ones that go whoosh the ones that go burrrrr
was even on a helicopter once in NY I think, I think I memory wiped that tho cause I don't remember it but the woman said I did it
I'm doing my first business flight again on Wednesday since march
off to wuhan china huh?
Since covid no open buffets in any lounge here. All pre packed stuff. Better than nothing.
@forest edge so when are you coming to LA?
Looks like no HD for Spotify anytime soon.
@forest edge so when are you coming to LA?
@tidal bronze when the room and board and girls are both free from covid and free of charge haha
Board and covid under control, the girl part is totally dependent on the playa
covid is not under control lol
Yes of course > covid is not under control lol
@forest edge
It is very well controlled at the hammock between my palms
No pun intended π
till you realize birds can carry it and pass it through thier droppings..
Friday, finally CDC says its airborne LMAO
lol
Chilly morning
So 6ft does not count anymore. Outatanding.
Beautiful 72 when I left LA.
Spends 4 hours trying to figure out why serial port won't work... Cable not plugged in π€£π€£π€£
Newb
Also, wired serial port, what is this? 2007?
mate serial is all the rage in Industry
We just started using RS485 instead 232
everyone is so hyped
I use serial ports weekly, but just not wired
future is now
infrared ftw
WiFi or Bluetooth please @dusky plank
@tidal bronze where you off to now?
NY
Seriously though I do wonder sometimes, if I am incompetent
oh wow
Yes you are
lol
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wonder what state NY is in now lol
I'm a cunt
at least its warm here π
ignore atx he's a little
wonder what state NY is in now lol
@forest edge pretty good actually. Was in NJ last week.
NY is probably one of the better states tbh
Yes π
I have never adhered to such
lol
B@forest edge you in one of these https://coronavirus.health.ny.gov/covid-19-travel-advisory π
NY, California and Washington is probably the best of states from my watching of the covid, those will probably be superpowers after the civil war
I know it, it's like everyone here was smart when all this started but then boredom or something made everyone go dumb so the bullets we dodged we are making up for now
sister in laws husband tested postive last week
got it from some dude at work
every is like we are having halloween, nothing is keeping us from taking our kids around and handing out candy lol
he's got that no taste no smell thing going on
he's got that no taste no smell thing going on
@forest edge hopefully symptoms will be mild. Wishing him a speedy recovery
@forest edge have a customer who probably had covid 4 months ago, he still hasn't gotten his taste or smell back
yea some say it took them upwards of 6 months
I probably had it, because noone has this bad taste in friends that he wants to talk to you @forest edge
π§ββοΈ π€
oooohhh
Lmao.
Now imagine being in a regular discord where I could have used an appropriate emoji
nothing preventing you from pasting the url lol
@tidal bronze do you get yourself a push cart hotdog everytime you go to NY?
@forest edge what state ? I keep forgetting man.
what state what?
You live in lol.
Redneckinton
MO, i am like 60 miles from what is considered the smack dab center of the united states lol
Pretty close to the wormhole opening after the offering in November then
@tidal bronze do you get yourself a push cart hotdog everytime you go to NY?
@forest edge the good old Flatbread are not there anymore. I moved to Cali from NY. π
Kebab with Flatbread carts
are those the names of the hotdog carts?
I've only gotten to eat at one once back in 2001 so no clue what they were called lol
but my girls father loves NY hotdogs so much that every other birthday they actually ship him some to here lol
If you want hotdogs NY is not the place. Come down to LA Pinks. http://www.pinkshollywood.com/
But NY cart hotdogs are good as well.
NY is kind of famous for the hotdogs tho, and the super thin greasy as all hell pizza lol
TBH best hotdogs are in Iceland. At least for me.
German hot dogs
i like NY hot dogs, best ones are in portugal though
That's the stuff
they have a hot dog chain called "hot dog lovers"
Here comes that whale shit
Must taste like sliced ice cubes
I wonder if half of the Norwegian population would have perished to some type of food poisoning if it weren't for the healthcare
Dying here.
You mean like in the us?
Yep had seal
instead of 60 of you bastards running your mouths we'd only have to put up with 30
1
Oh no, ingrown toenail, sorry pal, not covered by your insurance, guess you'll die or go bankrupt
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you probably got a dedicated emergency number just for food poising too
Actually we have one for when we ingest poison, should have called that when I had some Budweiser
you imagine a ha meetup with atx there lol
If you guys ever in iceland gotta try this place out
i'm sure we all would be able to spot you from a distance either by the orangish gandolf beard or by the huge machine strapped to your back you call a "HP laptop"
You mean the HP tattoo on his forehead ?
Oh boy. Wowza
that was a good find
Is the colour good for my veiny thanos dildo @forest edge ? I can print you one too
You haven't bookmarked it?
lol no
This one is a short 12 hour one
Longest I've done is 18 hours, but I've seen people do 6 day prints
how loud is it?
I just can't bring myself to pull the trigger. microcenter has those ender3pros for under 200 now
I can only think of like 3 things to print with it now lol
and thats a list thats been going for a few years lol
I don't care as it is in the garage
No not really, I can't hear it over anything else in my garage
People have it in their office a lot I see
well thats good
If you get a fresh ender now
It comes with a 32bit board
And silent steppers
If it is produced after July 2020
Mine was from may 2020 π€
Upgrading to silent steppers is the best thing I did.
Unnoticeable to me if I ever did
Yeah, but my printer was a home-built atrocity that I never dared to keep running unwatched.
The new drivers made it bearable to use it to print better parts for itself.
There is a crazy swede over at drzzz who built his own now, its.... Probably 700x700x2000
And it prints 250mms
π€
ohh they already got tasmota on the sonoff zigbee bridge
won't be long now till they get esp and everything else on it
Sonoff π€’
I like the concept of the bridge better than a dongle
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https://youtu.be/iYPjlJkqo3Y my god lol
In this video, I compare Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020 against real life in the Airbus A320 at Los Angeles airport. The approach takes us to 25L at KLAX. Can you tell the difference?
Fun fact with editing this particular video, I got the two videos mixed up numerous times! ...
https://portwell.com/im/embedded/PEB-9783G2AR-2.jpg
20 usb ports 
welp you need at least a 3080 to run Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020 π€£
Only if you plan on running it at 4k
I mean its 2020..
I'm looking to buy a new display right now and can't say I have much interest to go with 4k yet. It's not really possible yet to run games beyond 1440p still
RTX 3080 might be able to get most games to run 4k at decent refresh rates, but it also costs 750β¬ π
looking forward to one, will use my 1080ti afterwards in the server
looked into using the gpu ram as swap, might work
i played flightsim on a vega m in 1080p fine
I'm more interested in the 3070. Might be a good upgrade from the 1070 Ti that I currently have
Lets clarify what I ment
welp you need at least a 3080 to run Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020 with this graphic settings
FS2020 is also quite CPU intensive and apparently at Ultra Ryzen 9 3900XT will be the bottleneck
Might be better off with an Intel system I guess
lol holy
you mean the keskimÀÀrΓ€inen ruudunpΓ€ivitysnopeus? π
also the suurempi tulos parempi
believe it means 'higher is better'
and 'super high settings'
Yes, suurempi=bigger, tulos=result, parempi=better
keskimÀÀrÀinen=average and ruudun-pÀivitys-nopeus=frame-refresh-rate
Finnish looks weird because of the compound words. German can be pretty agony as well for the same reason
Is Flight Simulator the new crysis
sort of but fps doesn't matter in flight sim
I need to buy a new desktop
I'd love to get the dell ultrasharp 43" monitor... Mmm
@hushed basalt I'm going to the dark side. Buying this: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000058688205.html going to test how well it works as a Solar PV Diverter, considering Diverters sold here cost several hundreds and are really just thyristors with some smarts
Smarter Shopping, Better Living! Aliexpress.com
It doesn't have RCM or C-Tick approvals, but that makes it illegal to sell here. If I can cook something together using this and a low powered MCU, I think its something I could get approvals for.
@hushed basalt I couldn't sell these, but I would like to put it on a home portable heater
@orchid rose windows administrator name in Finnish is epic
JΓ€rjestelmΓ€nvalvoja
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Trying to find anything on Finnish Windows is agony and Office is even worse
In excel you can't use the english things like sum( but they are all translated π¬
I used to help a lot of Finnish guild people with windows problems via remote desktop
Only reason I could navigate was the icons
π€
I can imagine. It's hard even more me and I know the language...
at least you can now switch languages in win10 (upon logoff of course)
@lapis drift for particular #automations-archived or #integrations-archived ?
#330944238910963714 would only be how you got Home Assistant running
frontend picture tab action
there is #frontend-archived
...I am blind. thx a lot
heh this is crazy. Takes all night to float down to the temp floor then bounces up to the "wakeup" temp and then plummets because the wife left the garage door open
Garage door reed switch and alerts?
@hushed basalt I posted my idea on Automation Australia Slack Channel and got hammered by senior engineers pointing out how flawed my idea was π
Heating budget exceeded. Heater disabled for 24 hours
lol
You should ask where is their product
best garage sensor for a torsion style opener is a multi turn pot on the torsion bar
eh, had the alert which should have fired on her phone too. i noticed when i woke up
need to fix the actions so you can close from the alert
I've got an automation that fires when the bedroom light turns off
checks the door status
if it's open I get a TTS alert "hey, the garage door was left open, I'm going to try to close it"
then it tries to close it, waits a minute and sees if the state switches to closed
if it doesn't, I get another TTS alert "something kept the garage door from closing, you should go check it"
"it was probably a burglar"
ad google tts: does HA now support other languages?
One day Google will add the ability to also give commands in other languages. That will be a great day.
Given how long it takes to arrive in non-US English... π
I'm tempted to try to set a camera to detect my dog peeing on the grass, Identity which zone it was, and then turn on the sprinkler for that zone for a minute so the grass doesn't die
@orchid rose it already does?
we just don't send language aliases because that would be a nightmare
Last I checked it only does a google search for whatever I tell it to do in Finnish π¦
Ey google, rakastele mua, hyvÀÀ perse saatana
My relationship with my Google Home is perfectly platonic, I swear.
Maybe if it sounded like Scarlett Johansson that would change
@ebon heath LOL
Brian the camera part will be hard but I'm googling for irrigation controllers right now
Just diy
Diy a controller?
Motion tracking and a steerable hose assembly π
My own dog would love that, and would be running around chasing the water π
Right now 4 on the controller and one hooked up to an orbit hose bib timer that I'd like to replace. I would like to expand to have more zones but haven't fully figured out the layout.
Exactly tinkerer. Follow the dog lol
Price looks about comparable to commercial products
Probably easily doable with a esp and a few relays
@ebon heath already do this with rainmachine and frigate. 3 mins watering when dog/s detected in specific area.
Started with @last dirge dash button idea π
Real-time object detection
Neat
@tidal bronze do you differentiate between a peeing dog and just a dog playing? I'm imagining the sprinklers running for 3 minutes every time the dog runs across the grass
During 1 hour in the morning and evening only. They usually only go during those times
@forest edge counting on you to watch my prints bsby
@clear ferry http://printing.shitz.com no longer works for me. fix your crap
Not my fault you are watching tubgirl again
If only I could get my dogs to pee on the grass... It's usually the patio or the planter beds. π€¦
Better than real beds.
screw Disney +!
I thought that was a child friendly channel π€
if you consider the violence from marvel movies child friendly, sure lol
I made a cute little connector and then fucked it up so I threw ghetto wires on it. door open counter π
just ordered a xiaomi rice cooker
@midnight adder How did you get the api token?
@deft pewter - You jinxed me... Dog just pissed on her bed in my office π€£
lol
i really want to do a smart irrigation controller now, and redo most of my irrigation
I am kinda working a bit in the same direction, my first step was making the adcp component (I have it working in a fork, and working towards submitting a PR)
It basically allows multiple analog sensors using on-board digital pins instead of hw expansions like ads1115, So my d1 mini now has four hygrometers such as this:
https://makersportal.com/blog/2020/5/26/capacitive-soil-moisture-calibration-with-arduino
a dh22 and a HC-SR04, the latter to measure remaining water in reservoir. Currently I am using a simple 12V Pump to drive the water up a tube, due to noise I want to test a top mounted water reservoir (have a porch with concrete side walls for sturdy and discrete installation) and just use valves instead.
Not yet π€
not yet? weren't you on a plane last night heading there? or not yet cause your stuck in a office and can only see a brick wall? lol
Or not yet, because he ran out of reloads dealing with the zombie horde?
those are covid cases
That's a cruel thing to do to the zombies... they've got enough problems without Covid
I have a bunch of weird sensors I have to see if ESPHome supports and if not I need to arduino it up. co2, ph, tds
oh and some random floor sensor I found on amazon
Can someone reccomend me a sata ssd?
all dead, Noice
so a Samsung 840 Pro apparently
Thanks a lot
attention, the article is 6 years old (not that I have any good reccomendations)
I always buy samsung for myself
I just bought my father some crucial thing for his Pi
There's also a difference in terms of support for power failure, good (read more costly) SSDs can handle that
I just bourght a XPG GAMMIX S11 Pro after it has some incredible neat read and write speeds..
EXIs (for what I bourght it) just cant see it π’
I'm a Samsung Pro or Intel fan
I have x2 2TB 970 Evo Plus for my main pc, x2 250GB samsung 970 evo plus for cache in my NAS, samsung 850 EVOs in 2 of my pis, and a 970 evo plus 250gb for my pinebook pro
lol optane
disc platter for lyfe
lol
oh no
I barely use my NAS, I need a private tracker but I am lazy to work my way up π
just got myself 2 new 12 TB drives.
I just cant understad why it's so much cheaper to missuse the external drives
don't want to know what those are 65% full of lol
probably, you do like to squirrel chase
I turned my entire office into a desk and Idk if I have enough desk space
I have a 3.5 meter desk in my main office and 2 meter desk in my garage
I should survive
I just ordered a roborock s6 maxv, saying goodbye to my roomba in a few days π₯³
Lots of used space due to bad setup
Hang the desktop under the desk, get the monitors on a triple arm
I need to look at wallmount monitor arms. I don't want to drill holes in my desk, it's too damn nice
I have a replacement base for this monitor arm
I am not trying to get real estate at my pc though
I have one as well
Only paid $30 for it
I put my together for like $750, lol
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made two of them for like 1500
Took me ... too damn long to find a desk that'd go with the other furniture in the office. Sit/stand isn't an option π
I bought a 96" x 33" I believe piece of wood for $250 and then the legs for $500
I have a good salary, but I also have financial sense
I didn't want to invest into a desk that would be an uncomfortable height
I have a good salary, but I also have financial sense
@clear ferry not according to your garage pic you showed us
I spend most of my life in this office, needs to be comfy
HP is cheap
there was no financial sense to be found
@forest edge you forget I never buy anything at full price or even at all
IT stuff I get for free at work, and instruments I buy used for the most part
where do you get $30 electric desks?
Used
well yeah
well you pay double for the booze, do you drink that used?
$30 though? did someone die
it use to be a porn prop
No, they didn't need it anymore
he just lives with the stains
Was actually bought from a Norwegian TV celebrity
Γ»llΓ‘ brΓttΓ’?
Well, all the other ones were $50
how many desks did he have?
They are usually cheap because noone paid anything for then
They got them for free from work
I bought my desk several years ago. Idk the pricing of these desks these days
Well, a desk for a home office is anything from Β£40 to Β£1K and likely more
I found the receipt. Jul 5th, 2016. x2 frames for 1,006
Product Total: $1,046.00
Sales Tax: $0.00
Shipping: $0.00
Discount: ($40.00)
Grand Total: $1,006.00
$40 for getting two at once, lol
And I thought my desk was a disaster zone π
he's drinking white monster. he's on some different vibes right now
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@clear ferry do you have a motion sensor to let you know you are sitting at your desk? lmao
I have a motion sensor in my office for no real reason other than a night light
windows π€’
Yes, it turns on my lights and does morning announcements@forest edge
morning anouncements? wtf
I say good morning and good night and it pretty much does everything
like announcements and such
Talking to something β
very useful for getting reminders from google about things on your calendar and such
lol, I do it because we have fans by the bed that turn on/off as well
Calendar reminders == phone and maybe smart watch
I would automate office to turn on with motion otherwise
I don't like syncing work to my phone
I only have a work phone
I don't do that either, but that's what a work phone is for
π€
I have one of each - one for work to reach me on, and one for those I care about to reach me on
Work phone is off when I'm not working
I don't use my phone much at all
I can go a long time without looking at it so a reminder when I wake up is nice
I just don't answer the phone if someone else than family calls after work π§ββοΈ
And I have no expenses ever
Even when travelling abroad
Eh, I pretty much have free global roaming on my own phone
I haven't paid a phone bill in 13 years π€°
I do prefer to leave work behind, plus UK taxes are a pain when it comes to personal use of a work phone
I use slack via web browser, lol
It costs me $60 in taxes per year or something
just now got the android 11 update
Question: ~8ball what're the odds?
Answer: Yes
Mine will get 11 ... never π
my work bought me an iphone xr in feb, pays the bill on it, and i think ive used it.... twice?
its locked down too so i cant do any personal accounts on it, and im not gonna carry 2 phones
My father has to use an iphone for work and hates it
all my work stuff is apple, all my personal stuff is not
My WiFi is behaving nicely
He was pretty reliant on using android voice recognition and doesn't really get the same results with Siri I guess
why the hell I only get DSL
location?
Deam ISP's
Fully blow the money in lte
https://wiki.dfrobot.com/Gravity__Analog_Infrared_CO2_Sensor_For_Arduino_SKU__SEN0219 I like the docs on this sensor I bought
Price?
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07CG726Y3/ not the cheapest but looked the nicest to me
lmao
that's the funniest shit I've seen in a while
saves the image
hrmm, I wonder if my ph sensor came with testing solutions
I guess to get some trust
nope but they show them in the manual, lol
I wonder if I threw them out on accident but probably not
lmao, they have a table of known substances and they got cottage cheese on here
lemme get out the cottage cheese, testing my sensor
damn WTF a Dr. Pepper shortage?!?! π
been random shortages of some pops throughout the year
i use dr pepper to make BBQ sauce so the 3 cans i have are only to be used on BBQ days lol
it's not a Dr Pepper shortage
it's an aluminum can shortage
independent bottlers seem to be impacted far more than larger ones though
sad thing is we do recycle and like half of what we put in the recycle bin still goes to a landfill
in California, you pay CRV at purchase and then...nothing
We pay $0.11 for small bottles and cans, and 0.33 for big bottles and cans
And get the same amount back upon delivery
The problem is we don't have too many facilities that can recycle it and not enough manufactures that will buy it so we are reliant on export and since china hasn't been buying it like they use to they been landfilling what they can't export
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man that whole deepfake thing is really taking off
i wonder if future movies will be entirely deepfakes of actors who been dead for a long time lol
deepfakes already a new solid market in the darknet, but its more like fakes of people the buyer knows. gf's and such I suppose.
Demand for recycled products is definitely a key part of the solution like somoma said
If you don't have local manufacturing that uses recycled products as materials then recycling will never work
Plus you also need to put the burden of waste onto the manufacturers of the waste products
wow the WandaVision trailer looks amazing!
Welcome to WandaVision. Coming soon to Disney+. Marvel Studios' captivating new series "WandaVision" stars Elizabeth Olsen and Paul Bettany, and marks the first series from Marvel Studios streaming exclusively on Disney+. The series is a blend of classic television and the Mar...
its like i love lucy meets i meet dream of genie meets bewitched
I can hear the flop already
neat, my co2 sensor can be digital if I solder a couple of wires onto it, lol
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5d59f875f999551200bc9ac80fbb78cd56ffcce7efd6076e4e85de179c910575.png Why would they put heat shrink there? maybe a good reason I ccan't think of
What do you use a co2 sensor for?
My specific use case?
Yeah what is the application?
plants
Question , are there any ip cameras that are programmable and work with HA
yay, I got it calibrated
@stark barn many. #cameras-archived
Oh wow my bad, thanks for the tag
I think we lost @tidal bronze to NY covid. He was warned that it was a much different strain there but he ignored such worries and thought eating kale would protect him.
I just slathered my burger with the japanese mayo he suggested to me
Japanese covid
yummy
Long day was listening to https://open.spotify.com/track/3mWfaQkxgPGYttNeGHtuRc?si=qKLLvT31ScWqp7Y8hE7MxA till you ruined it. @forest edge π© π€£
I like how you people link to shit the rest of us without accounts can't hear lol
The rivver flows in you? well take a leak then lol
You can listen click on the damn thing.
Classic music, very sophisticated. I was just listening to WAP π€£
I donβt think Cardi B has a single lyric that isnβt vulgar
@green inlet this is more like you
https://open.spotify.com/track/2ejVc73K8orfIk9W2uZKlg?si=XMZ71_s4QUOg_6sARu1tig
@forest edge this is more like you https://open.spotify.com/track/1Pj5oOFzLYELyyeh1IYRK0
so what are you doing? sitting buddha style in your hotel room saying over and over, "inner peace, inner peace.."
Listen to that song, no inner piece with you around. π
I gotz to believe something is being lost listening to it on an iPad
Crank this
https://open.spotify.com/track/7ytR5pFWmSjzHJIeQkgog4?si=7S8ncXnGRFyUQWmFUJDgsA
I would but I told you, spotify dosen't let none users listen to thier shit lol
You just have to listen to like 15 minutes of adds
@green inlet pictured you listen to more stuff like this https://youtu.be/-Zd-ZSnZ3so
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Same here. Oh boy. @green inlet is pretty hard.....all of a sudden. π€¨
I am not a real redneck, I only play one on discord. I can get into roll pretty easy though
He said crank it now my voice coils are separated and all over the floor.
Remember 95 south and their bass test songs π
might be expat time for real
Pretty disappointing times indeed.
Here is another one of my favorites
https://open.spotify.com/track/6UelLqGlWMcVH1E5c4H7lY?si=_AyWcwa5TX-0-aiT2uKMeQ
He is good.
ok ok more like this? https://youtu.be/wBjPAqmnvGA?t=25
Watch the official music video for "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels
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@last dirge , this too shall pass.
Dude what's with that bass in the previous track. Overlaid like 3 times. This is what happens when people try to make music to make $7 gas station headphones sound good. @green inlet
Which one? Rockstar?
Yep.
@forest edge , here is one from back in the 4 wheeling days I like to listen too.
I love hip hop.....nothing better than a nice day, windows down, and some good hip hop at the highest level my stock speakers will handle
I am all about 80/90 hip hop but buck stops there for me.
Can't listen to anything new.
REMASTERED IN HD!
Music video by 2Pac performing Changes. (C) 1998 Interscope Records
#2Pac #Changes #Remastered
@green inlet now we are talking π
I don't know why there are so many Lil and Young rappers
If I was a rapper I would want to be old
old dad bod
Old Dirty Bastard was ahead of his time
Here I was peacefully enjoying Chopin π€
messed up that they have to preemptively board up federal buildings prior to a hearing just to keep damages down
@tidal bronze shouldn't you be out roaming the street looking for some knock off clothing to take home as souvenirs?
lol well I do remember the streets having a lot of vendors selling knock off shit, I also remember buying a pack of smokes that was 5 bucks when it was under 2 bucks here at home lol
Yep that was the case in late nineties
@tidal bronze , get Sonoma a Gucci purse
I have a feeling he is a coach kinda guy.
Funny I was actually handbag shopping for wife's birthday few weeks ago. As usual failed miserably
Funny I was actually handbag shopping for wife's birthday few weeks ago. As usual failed miserably
@tidal bronze couldn't find anything that went well with your pumps?
@green inlet Sonoma is doing research on Gucci Vs Coach π³
dunno what coach is but know the name gucci lol
I gave up trying to surprise my wife. She sends me links, I click on them and pay for it. Everyone is happy
For me is a trip back to the store always. Even with browser history never can nail it.
Looks like Sonoma wants Gucci.
We haven't given each other gifts in a while
We just buy stuff when we want it and then say hey you got me a compound sliding miter saw for Christmas, just what I wanted
pretty sure this is what quad looks like when not at work https://inst-1.cdn.shockers.de/hs_cdn/out/pictures/master/product/1/80s-jogginganzug-herrenkostuem-80er-jahre-verkleidung-trainingskostuem-36875-1.jpg
