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We probably will go for strawberry picking soon.
Wild strawberries
Got some good farms here.
Tastes a lot like how strawberry candy tastes tbh
my front flowerbed is being overtaken by wild strawberries
but I think the squirrels eat them
All the strawberry plants have died in our yard. Only blue berry plants survived.
We got squirrels problem. Big time!
I have to cover my blueberries before I go on vacation
Those fuckers dig our plants out looking for nuts or something.
Or else the birds are going to eat them
Blueberries are overrated
Overpriced too
lol
America is overrated tbchwt
Is that mint?
I've literally never seen that before
Yup. Never seen them here.
Same here
Mint is hard to kill. They grow like weed.
Why would you want to kill mint? 😢
Never put them in ground. The roots will go crazy everywhere. Had to dig 3ft down to pull roots years ago. We still get mint!
3 feet down??? Damn, I wish I had soil like that
Way too much mint.
We're lucky to get roots 3 inches down
Finally pulled all the roots, and we only have them in containers.
American on the right and Norwegian on the left
We have like 6 inches of top soil here and the rest is solid clay
In our etymology
American blue berries look more of “blue”
Norwegian ones leave stains that will sit in your fingers for a day
The clay made for great foundation for the pool tho
American ones just taste of blueberry
Yeah the blueberries I get here will stain everything if you squeeze them
I dug up a sprig of mint from my neighbor's house and stuck it in a 12" pot and it filled the pot in about 2 weeks
This time of year I only have a five minute walk to a trailer at the side of the road selling fresh fruits like strawberries and other berries, all grown just a few miles from here.
They make more money from selling at the side of the road than selling to the major chains who all import cheaper options.
whats your ss number? i'll check to see
wait a minute...
Evidently a lot of that stuff is a waste of money
@mild tapir so I'm just now finally looking at k8 stuff for esxi7 - is it the case that I can't do this at all unless I have >1 esxi host?
I just have free credit freezes set up with all three credit bureaus
Someone tried applying for credit in my name a few months ago and it stopped it
So which one of you bitches was it
isn't your real name just Tediore backwards? Eroidet
Repeated 16 times like a magic packet
@lethal ice You need at least 2 IIRC
I will double check for you
Yeah it runs in a "hybrid" cluster mode. You should at least have 2 ESXi hosts. Their documentation is shit on this however. I need to test to see if I can get it working across a single host
I think I need more WiFi Access Points.
These are all WiFi 6 AP's in Early Access. I got them recently
I am playing with custom firmware builds for UniFi to try to fix loads of their broken bullshit
Whats not shown: 8 Basestation XG's, 4 Switches, Gateway, Active Fiber PON
sounds like you got medical condition lol
This is a Medical Condition
400 Gbits backend infra
For (now) 58 Servers, 1 Petabyte of SSD Flash Storage, and some other fun stuff
All in my attic
Big boi k8s cluster
Each server is diskless (network boot) and has 2TB of RAM with Dual Intel Plat Xeons. They also have 8TB of Intel DC Persistent Optane Memory.
@scenic radish freezing is best but wish it was permanent
yeah
3 /24 blocks on my ASN and god knows how many IPv6's. 8 Dark Fiber connections to the Houston A28D IX Exchange equating to nearly 300 Gbits of uplink.
fast.com caps out and cant go any higher
i have a $100 mini PC, it has a gigabit ethernet port
@tidal bronze how's cali life with the upbeat in covid lately?
@tidal bronze how's cali life with the upbeat in covid lately?
discord lag.. ugh
Discord is shitting its pants
@tidal bronze how's cali life with the upbeat in covid lately?
Eroidet is DDOS'ing
Cali is stupid... Newsom is a fucking idiot
i think i win with connection speed
Pretty good man. Honestly haven't noticed anything crazy. Flying is not fun though
I can't even imagine flying right now
With speeds like that you should just teleport.
I can download all of the data forever instantly
Nice.
If you get a latency of -1 you would effectively be time traveling
@scenic radish hours on with mask is a killer. But what can one do.
I just wouldn't want to be that close to other complete strangers
they will be mandatory at all times before you know it
masks makes my face sweat.. it's gross
Just become an asymptomatic carrier, then you don't have to worry about it.
That's good to hear quad
Happy to say fellow passengers are pretty responsible.
they probably wouldn't want to be that one person who makes it on the news who infected dozens of others lol
Gotta to my 2nd antibodies test today. 😀
been pretty lucky here, been dodging the bullet
we have cases and all, but so far it's nothing like other places
by the looks of trends, all of murica is going to look like the other places soon 
don't you worry atx, second i think i got it, i'm flying to norway
Cases are doubling per every 7 days
norway isn't big enough to deny us entry
actually, we are 🤣
only people allowed in here are people with work permits
everyone else is detained and sent home
^
i'll just say i'm a citizen of norway and when they ask for proof i'll say i like brown cheese and eating raw meat rotf

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I am glad I was able to visit the US before Trump, and visit the US before Corona, but it's all downhill from here tbh
well when the kids of today grow up and have to deal with the generations after them they will understand and stop the stupid shit
sneezing,m may have to book my flight
https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/ireland/woman-who-coughed-at-two-paramedics-and-said-i-have-the-virus-is-jailed-for-six-months-1008680.html This shit scares the daylights out of me
I've seen a lot of reports of that around, none in norway I think
but I even saw some youtubers lick stuff in the US
like wtf
The worst part was responding during the protests
The police were shooting at us with rubber bullets
and I was like "bruh..."
We responded by outright denying response to the police for aide until they fixed their shit
sorry, no muricans are allowed into Norway
@clear ferry why would anyone want to head that way ? 🤣 I doubt it makes the top 25 destinations for us.
with how negatively atx talks about the US my feelings are too hurt to come to norway 😢
How else do you cope with living somewhere that sucks? 😛
@scenic radish if the GDP does not make the top 10 I wouldn't care too much about what anyone says. 🤣
I doubt if Norway even calculates GDP with all that raw meat and brown cheese
@mild tapir cool. I just have a random linux host running docker right now for a few services and was hoping to ditch the full VM and just run them directly in containers on esxi but sounds like it's geared toward bigger apps 😛
I guess it just means I need to build a second supermicro super server box
=)
@tidal bronze you wouldn't believe how many müricäns come here
Probably only beaten by the Chinese and German
No I wouldn't.
at least 4 I'd wager
annual right?
all time
@clear ferry pretty sure it's a nice place but it's not a destination by any means.
🤣
I would like to travel there one day tbh
According to statistics in 2018 Americans did 480.000 hotel nights in Norway that year 
google lied
#1 on my list is Switzerland
I would like to go there too one day. But shit, it not like I wake up one day.... Let's get to Norway kinda feeling.
I've actually had that feeling a few times lately 🤣
LMAO.
because of the one who cant be named

I've done EU over and over but never did once Norway come in to mind for pleasure or work.
That's Finland for me. No real desire to go there
@tidal bronze but your messing this
Iceland and UK would jump on the next plane
self cleaning roofs 🤣
Actually
No recharging necessary!
that's really the main function of goats. We had goats at our old house for brush control. Had a little fence enclosure that would get moved around to different areas
when you have to mow your roof...
I wasn't really old enough to remember too much though
That’s smart roof
I know why Norway didn't pop up in my list. 😝 https://guide.michelin.com/en/no/restaurants
@clear ferry you live by one of these ?
found atx memioralized
All of them @tidal bronze
Was that a self-burn on how tiny Norway is?
The entire country does not have a 3 star🤔
See this is what happens when you go raw meat
@unreal orbit i was thinking same .....no more than a hours drive LOL
We just make good food, we don't care about the Michelin nonsense 
Yep sour grapes.
Michelin guides are waaay overrated tbf
Done 51 never once gone wrong. @unreal orbit
Yeah but that doesn't mean other restaurants aren't also good
Of course. It's not only food. It's the experience with Michelin
man .....screw that ....they dont have no waffle houses listed ....... what kinda review shit is this
No taco trucks also. 🤣
damn burn it down
6 to 9 months waiting for a reservation too.
they dont list a single resturant in my town
Never in my life have I wanted to wait that long for an "experience"
yes you did ..... that first girl was years of wait @unreal orbit
Well once you get in to it you do the reservations early. That makes it even more worthwhile
Hardest is to get reservations in Japan. A nightmare
I think I've made reservations maybe 10 times ever. I feel too out of place most of the time in restaurants like that.
You up north right ?
Oh.
immigrant
It you up north https://www.thomaskeller.com/tfl
My brother used to cook for Wolfgang Puck, but I never did get to eat at one of his restaurants. The prices were too 
I like Puck stuff if only he stays out of the commercials 😀
Hah. The only food I've tasted from their restaurants/catering is stuff my brother brought home
on the rare occasion he invites us over for meals at his house it's always 
I got a hook up through my film industry buddies so LA stuff most of the time free or at discount and no waiting for reservations.
Although don't know how things will work post covid
It pays to know people 😄
💯
yeah that is yet to be seen
I got a hook up through my film industry buddies so LA stuff most of the time free.
@tidal bronze would you like fries as your side of covid?
I don't get how delivery food isn't causing some infections at this point
that baffels me
from the cook to the delievery person so many chances of spread
because its main method of transfer is person to person
directly, through breathing/coughing/sneezing
@forest edge if that was the case I would have it 10x over.
but it can livve on surfaces for like up to 3 days
just how many people are actually washing thier hands after touching the bag etc
As long as you dump the container and the bag all good.
yeah but as long as you aren't licking the packaging/literally inhaling your food then chances are low
if it's on the food, your stomach will kill it. but it touches a lot of stuff before it gets there, including your hands, and then your hands touch your face...
lol but some of us do inhale our food
I would like to see that in action @forest edge 😜
That explains Americas obesity rates
@clear ferry dude you should move here. You are literally obsessed with this country. 😂
from the back you couldn't tell atx wasn't an american..
LMAO.
He thinks about US 528 times a day at least.
Hope someone didn't tea bag him while in ATL
poor atx

I thought maybe 4th of july might havve been alittle more quiet this year but considering i been hearing firworks going off for the past two weeks i fear it may be worse lol
No fireworks in LA
It's been constant by me ever since June 1
No fireworks in LA
@tidal bronze can't distinguish between gun fire? lol
Like every year
Oh right, Florida just got 10k covid per day, and you are going to go apeshit for the 4th soon
@tidal bronze can't distinguish between gun fire? lol
@forest edge you mean the burrito farts ?
I bet you do probably get some of the worst of those
My neighbors put on a great fireworks show. I'm really looking forward to it
LA prob has a specialized medical team just for dealing with anal bleed
@tidal bronze are you actually in the city?
Nopes. North.
From Cali.. can confirm, LA has medical teams for that
@forest edge how do you know about anal bleed stuff 🤔
Oh maybe if you're closer to the hills
the rest of the country was going nuts over TP shortage and LA was going nuts over Gas-X shortage haha
Europe vs USA: daily confirmed Covid-19 cases - https://i.redd.it/sqz9xqbuig851.png
See he can't help himself LMAO
We're winning!
america showing once again we can top any chart
Yes we are.
we knew this was gonna happen the second the stimulus check was delayed and there was no mention of a second lol
Is that happening?
lol
That's a surprisingly specific gif
@forest edge are the numbers bad now. Been so out of it totally clueless.
you mean like the 130k dead and almost 3mil infected?
Wow.

Gotta watch some news tonight. It's been awhile
no suprise really. i mean the idiots got thier way and wanted thier hair cut lol
messed up part about it all is that we were such a good petri dish there is a 4th strain of the virus now lol

We have the most strains. No other country has more strains than us. Our strains are the best. Huge strains
The beatest strains
bigly strains
soon only us nerds who sit on discord and play online games will be left
And we don't even really know that someone who gets covid 19 and is asymptomatic hasn't just shaved x years off their life or maybe when combined with something else that comes down the line are in worse off shape...like this is just primer for an extra special pandemic later...
I've been marinating flank steaks and having a few.
well the damage it does isn't undone so it will certianly effect people as they get older thats for sure
@scenic radish and @clear ferry in a nutshell https://youtu.be/oNI3ppyKyaY
@tidal bronze I might be a little biased ....10 year airborne ranger but .....who does every country want to come the rescue ..... US MILITARY .....best trained an equiped in the world
how are teh bugs on 112.1? Should I wait for a .2? 🙂
well damn thats fresh. 2hrs old
just finished all 3 lotr movies. if i were sam I would have punched frodo
Are the notes even out for .1. Last I checked they were not.
They are now though
I updated to .1 without any issues, but I updated to .0 without any issues either
i forgot lounge existed
kek
keep in mind that script you're referring to is for the supervised install, not the straight docker install (home assistant container)
yay. its working now
honestly it's not difficult to learn the basics of docker
i picked it up fairly quickly
no please give sensor reload without restart
there's a custom integration for creating template sensors in the UI that doesn't require a restart
using yaml?
ewww. that sounds gross though
yeah it's not ideal, but it's something
now that restarts are fast ill prob stick with vscode
alright. things are working now. I'm going to go to bed and tackle this tomorrow.
Trying to build a weather forecast dashboard in appdaemon
its almost 1130pm here
oh wow
ninite
normally when im on at this time it is all EU people
Barbados Slim ™️
chicago is aight
i gotta be honest, one of my very favorite things in this discord server is when somebody @'s tinkerer for some dumb shit and he gets on and lights them up for @ing him
i so thoroughly enjoy it
dude probably gets dozens of pings a day, can't say i blame him
especially when i see it happen in real time. like oh hes not gonna like that lol
we've had a handful of late night/early morning discussions, he and i
but i would never at the man!
i mean, it's fine in some cases never
dude has a blog. he's famous
i bet if i @d him saying i loved his blog post he would be cool
night
@clever mortar gotta tell ya, your blog post from may 29th about docker and ssh was the shit
Tinkerer is away for 8h 11m 38s with a message :point_right: I've been eaten by a grue. It's a dark inside as it was outside.
oh boy i just bought one of these https://inovelli.com/red-series-fan-light-switch-z-wave/
im gonna need someone with more electrical skills to help me
glad they spend their money on hardware instead of web design 😉
i could almost hear 1980s action movie intro screen typewriter sound effects as i read it
there is nothing else like it though
dual smart dimmers
and the amperage on the fan dimmer
ohhhh a fan dimmer
yeee
what kind of fan is it
ceiling fan
what electrical problems do you anticipate?
oh its a relay
ya
should be easy
nah im retarded now when it comes to electrical
haha youre not retarded youre just intimidated
no
i used to be in electrical engineering in college
i literally cant remember anything
what country are you in
US
i have loved the one thing i bought from inovelli so far
that oudoor repeater/plug
ive never once had to restart it or anything
and ive had multiple power failures
its been under over 2 feet of snow before too
you should look into diy solutions like esp8266 based relays
meh
everything right now in my HA is working perfectly
i will help you install that tho when it arrives. bed time for me
do you know what a bungalow style house is?
old townhouse in a city where they convert an attic to a second story
basically my house
ill show you some pics or do you have to leave right now
send in a dm and ill look later
k
night
Protip. When syncing speaker groups play a 4/4 slow BPM metronome song on spotify etc
Wayyyy easier than trying to sync it with music
Just use Pink Floyd Money, 7/4 is much easier to sync to!
Metronome is quite useful but I never got mine perfectly synced for some reason. I think it might be because the amp I have connected my chromecast to doesn't always have the same exact delay
Do these tell anything to anyone here? I'm testing out my wifi and for some reason my phone is able to download only 25Mbps while my laptop connected to the same wifi does 100Mbps easy. Are there any settings I should change around?
And your phone uses the same frequency as the laptop?
Ie 5ghz?
Android has a tendency to favour 2.4Ghz
actually the phone is on 5GHz and the laptop has taken 2.4GHz and for some reason it's 3 times as fast :/
I could only assume that your laptop has better wifi lol
100Mbit on 2.4? Then it must be using 802.11n atleast
well 80Mbps or so on the 2.4GHz
But I used to have the 5GHz work just fine before I swapped the firmware to OpenWRT, so it's either some sort of compatibility issue with the firmware I think or I just don't know how to properly set it up
And yeah the 2.4GHz is on N
I've had issues in the past between chipsets, some are just better than other in communicating with the access point
But wrt I haven't touched in 15 years
Turning on WMM mode fixed it 🤷♂️
So, wmm appears to be similar to QoS
So that just means something is hogging your wireless
Since by default I guess it just gives everyone the same share
Yeah it makes no real sense, there's nothing hogging the wifi right now
Just started moving my entire influxdb, its surprisingly small, 3 years of data is 700mb
@rare condor vacantion house? 🙂
nah, wanted to rename retention policy influxdb makes that very difficult
tbh influxdb kind of sucks, it is missing so many features and controls, but its elegant when it works
Its more that influxdb is missing features, like a quick google how to rename retention policy or how to setup password auth or how to select data with use clause with influxdb leads to git issue pages with 50 or so upvotes requesting the feature and no changes in 3 years.
MySQL is much easier and well documented, or SQLITE or really any other DB. InfluxDB is defacto for IoT though so? 🤷♂️
so basically you are saying that is best to do the db well from the beginning 😛
Yeah I suppose, I set a retention period of two years should have set 5 to begin with I guess ...
Retention? I have never purge any database I've ever managed 
I probably don't need to but its a standard in Australia to purge all SCADA databases after 5yrs and 10 years on historian.
In Norway we have retention requirements of up to 30 years for some stuff
Health may be 40 I think
What are the odds there's 40 year old backups on media where the machinery required to read it is less that reliable these days?
It's required to store it in one of a few approved formats
I spend a summer a few years ago getting 1/4" Tape and DAT masters into wav format for storage on S3. The DAT machine wasn't too bad. The tape machine was a pain in the hole to keep going!
Yeah I always thought 5 years was odd, although thats live query-able data, data gets backed up on tapes for 30-40yrs
@clear ferry The requirement for health data (journal) is 25y after you died
You really have to be careful where you store tape. One of the tools I had to use during the above project was an "oven" that's used for incubating chicken eggs. Put the tape in there for a few hours and it would generally play properly. That was fairly sturdy 1/4" tape for audio. Some of the high density tape used for backups today can be even more finicky if not stored correctly.
Oh right, after death
not even death save you from medical db 🙂
Or the biggest wtf for Americans when I discuss salary, everyone can lookup anyone and see what they are earning and how much tax they pay in Norway, up until a few years ago it was free for all, now the person you lookup get a notification that you looked them up
hmmm... [330838.591841] Call Trace: lots of power warnings and DIMM warnings in dmesg. Best I ignore them 😄
That's what you get for shitty hardware
This is actually a HP Proliant Server (not joking)
Its the cable I think
It only happens when its raining
Proliant you say, with non hpe memory modules I would gander, and outdated firmware 
Nope original DIMMs and latest iLO firmware from those silly CDs
more likey water issue
i.e. TV Tuner is connected to antenna
There is more firmware than ilo
Including power management and system rom
Which might be relevant
I used the latest HP CD update thingo
the one where you boot into it and it updates everything
HP Service Pack for ProLiant (SPP) is a comprehensive systems software and firmware update solution
This thingo
Well.... Did you use the right one? There is one for gen10, one for gen9, one for gen8 (which doesn't have the latest stuff since it is end of life) or the g7 one, which doesn't include the latest stuff
If you just downloaded the latest "free" one that only contains gen10 stuff, although some firmware might overlap with gen9
I downloaded the free version from pirate bay for gen8
The HP version required "An active warranty or support agreement", but that was ok as it was uploaded by HP onto piratebay for those without a license
That is probably outdated and useless, unless someone made a custom one
Old
So what do I do?
Get an active support contract ;-)
As long as you have any proliant gen8 on a support contract you are allowed to download the stuff
So some customers circumvent it by only having one server on contract
Although running 8 year old servers without contract in a mission critical environment is.... Not a great idea
Ah see that is the issue, I don't have one of those nor intend to pay for it, what's a different option for a home user with a proliant server they store home videos on and run home assitant?
Buy shitty hardware
Supermicro - no paywalls 👌
For SOHO use, reasonable and affordable
I'd still rather have something from one of the bigger players if I could, but at home I'm cheap 😛
does it exist any wifi6 routers (NOT mesh or unify) that supports vlan?
why not unifi 😛
Unifi 🤢
you don't have to ceiling mount plenty of APs
Deco M9
the good thing about unifi is its a lot of options, but they have a rumor of not finish what they started. like the sqare ap points they just dropped out of the blue, and the new AI they started, it failed and never fixed it
my goal in the new house is less tinking
You stick with mainstream APs you'll be fine
But yes lots of half baked projects with weird configuration
If you didn't need wifi6 I have some msm466 you could have got
thank you, but not sure what im going to go with. I have 2 ap pro and 2 ap light now, and just want to decide if I want to keep them, move to a mesh system, or upgrade to UDM
I tried google wifi and that was just horrible
but got like 10 unifi switches so might be clever to keep in the system, just dont really like the ufo setup
and it really sucks the powerful edgerouters doesnt work with unifi
Even does meshing when bridged
giving me a headache lol
Unifi 🤢
Just run cat 6 everywhere!!!
I have cat 6 everywhere
🐈 7
but who knows. I might be more happy not having my 46 ap points in the roof with wifi and zigbee reliability
I went to bed early yesterday, and cause the bed has a blutooth remote I could not raise the bed back before the sun went down cause of interference
Remind me not to get solar 
🤢
a bit funny though. Not sure if you read the norwegian forums, but a woman got her power shut down cause of refusing AMS cause of the radiation, but installed solar. How clever to install something thats 500x more powerful than an AMS
Rofl
Yeah, I heard doctors were told to not write to power companies that their patients were electro sensitive in regards to AMS
she had a doctors note. the doctors should loose their license
Having AMS just made my smart home much better
so I run on an rasp and I´m not able to get ssh or samba to work - which channel would be the right one?
@open kindle Not sure which install you're using?
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Having difficulty chosing an install method? See this blog post for guidance.
I guess OS it is?
You tell us 😉
Spend nine hours today writing modbus interface for my water meter but it works and I now have water usage 😄
Took me ages to figure out it was reversed little endian in each register each 64bit value was big endian and pymodbus outputted it back as little endian again.
Ok so I'm obviously behind on the times because I was shocked to see that a 1 TiB SSD is like 120 USD...
Also a 1 TB SSD of the same brand is $10 more...lolwut
Pay More For Less ™️
They have a somewhat limited performance for large files, but yeah I was really surprised to see them go for under 100€ lately
I don't even need that much storage anyway...I only have a 120 GB one in my server
And they're cheap enough ($18) that I have a spare SSD in my safe that I could drop in if the current one fails, copy over my separate backup of /etc and /home, and be back up again in minutes
Games take space, but otherwise I'd be fine with 120GB too. We're not too far from a situation where we can start replacing HDDs with SSDs for video storage too
I don't need much in laptop (500GB) but I need a bit on my desktop
I have 256GB on my desktop lol
so i just learned about the "live restore" option that keeps containers up when the docker daemon is down (like during an upgrade)... why is this not enabled by default? it's great
linus did do a video on a 8tb ssd
was it one of those intel rulers?
oh gotcha
oh here we go...

I could probably live with just one 8TB SSD... Hopefully soon, the HDD noise is so annoying
especially the helium filled disks...
We have 32TBs now I think, we got the 8TB ones 3 years ago
Think the 64ones are just around the corner
slightly expensive for a home use
PLEX PLEX PLEX PLEX PLEX PLEX PLEX PLEX PLEX PLEX PLEX PLEX PLEX PLEX PLEX PLEX
30TB SSD is 8200€
That is actually affordable

8TB is still 800€...
NOT FREEDOM MONEY
NOT METRIC MONEY
good movie
Not enough guns in it!

Don't trust @scenic radish with security@clever mortar he just plugged in a usb stick some stranger sent him

Lmao
It went against everything I know
I'm sure eventually I'll be able to use those sfp optical transceivers

You don't have a burner PC to test out random usb sticks?
Can't say I do
Raspberry Pi and some magic with udev...
Güd idea
I just plugged it in my Chromebook which has nothing of importance on it and would be easy to recover if @clear ferry pulled a fast one on me
I wonder how many malicious USB sticks are targeted toward non-Windows systems (or would work on non-Windows)
Plugs stick in linux machine
"Wtf is this shit"
Seems like it would be equivalent to a car jacker in the states trying to steal a car with a manual transmission.
I like driving stick
Stick is default in Norway, but later years electric car sales will probably change that soon
I'm just glad Teddi got my package, it took two months almost, thought some USPS guy was chewing down on all the candy


Probably thought it was not a real package because he had never heard of "Norway"
clearly suspect
Sorry I don't speak Europeanese

😂
hmm.. might try ReFS on windows
REEEEEEEEFS
🙄
cant wait for my car to require a credit card to start the ignoition 🤩
Just when I though BMW couldnt get any more trash about their services
Note: this can take several minutes on large databases and slow computers. Please be patient!
2020-07-03 11:31:24 WARNING (MainThread) [homeassistant.setup] Setup of recorder is taking over 10 seconds.
🤣
"Don't panic" 
Upgrade went smooth. Don't know what's new though.
That's good. Never check the UI or what's in it. So clueless.
You purely use HA for automations?
Yes. Been like that 3 or 4 years.
I like the overview display aspect as well. Looks very "future" to have a control panel
plus cameras
I use the UI but states page mostly. Snapshots on telegram. Live video, tinycam pro or shield.
I cast interesting things to the Home Hub
Im happy you can now use YTTV on the home hub
Finally used playback on cameras to find where I left my damn keys. 🤣
You have cams in your house?
Yes all over for object detection.
I have two, on Home Hubs, both are shuttered
Heck the camera on this laptop is shuttered 😄
I do have a NVR but HIK and Synology.
NVR but HIK and Synology. as in you don't use it?
MotionEye for cameras for me, but I've been using Motion for ... many years now
likewise, I use motioneye
It may not have the prettiest UI, but I can tune the living daylights out of it
I use both.
I just updated to enable intel quicksync, which dropped cpu usage from 35% on 6* 4k cameras to 2%
32 channel HIK and 12ch on Synology.
Lol. 30 I think. Synology backup.
Ay mang IR and Thermal turrets are expensive
All HIK stuff I get for free anyway.
Remember the rule of 3, 3 cameras in bathroom for different angles 🛀
Not it bathrooms yet.
Never had issues
In Australia its illegal to install CCTV cameras anyway without license, fines apply for those who are caught out
So many rules and regulations
I have to say that I've been fine with my Hik, but I'm not tied to the brand. All I want is dual streams (high/low res) and decent low light/night vision. Oh, and PoE
Loving the custom dual streams for frigate
I tried to update firmware on my hik once, never doing that again
dual streams seems good
This weekend giving up on tensor and deepstack and going completely frigate
besides, the licensing on these NAS systems can get expensive - almost the cost of camera itself
spent $75 on Hik, $85 on NAS Surveillance license
£60 ish on Hik, £0 on MotionEye 😛
motion is good, I use it... I like NAS integration in case if I need to go back and play
it is doable, I have to do custom scripts with motion... thats all
hmmm... our laws are a bit silly Life sentences cannot exceed 25 years.
At the end of year 25 they kill them?
that's what I do... I have love hate relationship with plex
one day I like it, the other day I hate the most
I tried Jellyfin then went back to plex
Plex is an automatic failure to me due to the cloud dependency
@clever mortar Do you use hardware transcoding or just waste cpu letting it do the work?
CPU... 10% per camera is peanuts
It doesn't require cloud
it does
It's in a VM, and on very old hardware, so hardware transcoding is out for me
Authentication requires internet access
@clever mortar you do any 4k stuff?
Not for Plex, don't have a 4K TV yet
@rare condor You can disable link preview in Discord by adding < before and > after the URL, like this: <http://home-assistant.io/>
do you have to pay more TV tax for 4K tink?
🤣
@clever mortar The latest version of motioneye enables motion passthrough to avoid transcoding again
Most are 1080p native so maybe that's why you are doing CPU only. 😀
That's been around for a long time now @rare condor
Yeah then it's only for local connections. I might as well plug an hdmi cable into my computer.
but you really should sign in because it only helps you.
It wasn't available as an option from the webui until recently
20$ cameras, 0$ motioneye 



Aliexpress cameras 8 of them on vlan with motioneye
If you really don’t want to sign in, you can skip doing so on the initial First Run walkthrough by using the ? button.
Then why hide it?
2 came installed with botnets
you didn't have to pay for botnets? you got a deal!
don't care because VLAN
and RTSP still works
Hiseeu H.265 MIGHTY Power Camera Bullet 2020 Strongboy SAFE NSA Protect
mfw a spammer uses their real number
@clear ferry Add LetterKenny to your watch list.... Canadian show, great ratings! Super funny but you can't watch with kids around because of the language
enjoy my fake caller id of every phone number that exists and a 3KHz tone from the PBX
oh and iirc plex discovery only applies if the server is on the same subnet as the client
PLEX Discovery uses Multicast too.
I am not defending plex, the client is getting worse everyday
You can allow plex to communicate with other subnets
I hate the tidal bs
Added to sonarr, downloading already @last plaza
and all the other crap they added
But nothing compares
Jellyfin is ok but buggy
and lacks full support PLEX has
couldn't find better quality videos... still not bad
I am slowly moving to Kodi
@rare condor tidal by itself is awesome. ATMOS audio is pretty cool.
Plex is pretty much the only alternative that has a mobile app, though, right?
Kodi? Are we going back in time now?
I haven't noticed any bugs with Jellyfin. Except the Roku app that is still under development
Kodi is single platform ok
but not distributed
Jellyfin has mobile app
and Android tv app
I just found the interface worse
Plex episode skip is meh
adds jellyfin to the look-at-list
yeah
I won't deny Plex has some nice features, but if I want to connect to my home server at work and their api is down, then I can't. Which is ridiculous.
@rare condor how is remote playback and sync on jellyfin?
Jellyfin is a fork of Emby before codebase was closed sourced, devs are very active but progress is slow and still buggy in some areas
jellyfin looks like plex
pretty good
you can run in docker!
I'd give it a try if I can run in doccker
remote playback requires port forwarding and accessible IPv4 address
I like the interface more than plex. Less nonsense "recommended" and such. Though the lack of infinite scroll is not great. Pagination 🤢
oh and content discovery is good but missed 11 movies out of my 900 plex hit all of them
I actually just updated the Roku app, it looks like they fixed it there
Gotta try it out. HW transcoding ?
it is based on emby so yeah everything emby once had
Copy.
@mild tapir my ISP is not IPV6 ready yet...
yikes
yup
This spammer is actually screaming at a 3Khz tone as if someone is on the other side
I dont think he likes the fact his lines are held up
just joined LinuxServer.io discord group - they have this in #rules ```
7) We are not google. Please do not expect users to search for the answer to your question if you haven't tried looking yourself first.
Here , try this:
http://letmegooglethat.com/?q=how+to+google+for+answers
lol - I don't know how they do it, but they won't even show you channels unless you type ^readrules in the channel first - that may not mean folks have understood it...
Pretty much certain they haven't
their bot name is BottyMcBotFace 😛
ubiquiti server did the same thing
The Swedish engineers trade union newspaper keeps calling it "Boaty" in all articles about its missions and discoveries. I absolute love it!
lol
The text says Sir David Attenborough, but the headline is always "Boaty does this or that"

lol - reading this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boaty_McBoatface
Former BBC Radio Jersey presenter James Hand jokingly suggested RRS "Boaty McBoatface". This quickly became the most popular choice and was the runaway winner when the poll closed, with 124,109 votes. The name has been described as a homage to "Hooty McOwlface", an owl named through an "Adopt-A-Bird" program in 2012 that became popular on the internet
Never ask the British public to vote on a name, because we're experts at taking the piss...
lmao
Like the Irish naming their kids
better than asking norwats
Never ask the
Britishpublic to vote on a name, because we're experts at taking the piss...
Siobhan for example
Eh, Scots names have similar loose connections between the letters and the sounds
Just... let's not discuss the Welsh...
flarranubahn it's pronounced Bob
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch @clever mortar ?
Great password btw

Been there, literally got the t-shirt
those would be great passwords!
I used to be able to pronounce it too, but that's what spending lots of time in Wales will do 😄
My friend went to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and all I got was this stupid t-shirt
or I survived Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch T-Shirt
My favourite tale is of tourists who saw a very pretty cottage on a hill, which had this wonderful looking Welsh name. When they commented that back home it'd be called something like Hill cottage they were told that the name was literally Cottage on the hill 😄
All the muricans are out blowing stuff up 😛
lmao - had it watch it twice... missed the first time when he said that word
starts at 11th second
The rest of us are just scared to speak when they see so many möds
lol - we should make everyone a mod then
socialist discord channel
tink - your work here is never done. you are what it is called, bottom bitch 😉
I learned about that term when I watched David Chappelle show... pretty interesting!
Møds 
lol
hope I didn't scared him away 😛
Why do Norwegians use that clearly inferior ö btw? It's the same sound, right?
Ew
Æ is like the A in bad, ø is like the I in bird, å is like the o in board
elon named his kid X Æ A-12
And then you get English, where the same letter has all sorts of different sounds depending on something
Wait, do you not have Ä?
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvqxyzæøå
That's bäd
yeah, really bæd
lol
Bæd tå dæ bøne
Always in pairs for maximum qq
This clock sand table thing I want it - https://v.redd.it/98d4d6n2pm851
Looks like it’s got a magnetic/metal ball that makes the designs over a period of time. Looks nice!
It is only 2 grand without clock 😛
I'll take two
With numbers rising, getting ready to go out and do some shopping
Freudian slip?

Six cases in the last two days here. Fingers crossed it won't get worse before we find a cure
we don't mind Chivas, wherever we go we bring the Monkey with us
So you got a should for a monkey huh?
I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
I got a castle in Brooklyn, that's where I dwell
Hannah S2 out. Time to binge.
Cribbs is a savage, yeah (Okay)
Okay zoomer 😉

Ok, I fixed it.
wth
The water must be your problem then 👀
Right....good call Mr K
I'm just messing @green inlet lol
You keep mistaking me for someone with feelings I think Tediore 🤣
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Welcome to......not SmartThings
Welkommen as the front doors of IKEA say
In Australia we say gday %#^* #%**# *%# straya! Sorry for the expletives
You guys seems to greatly appreciate the c-word🤣
im having some issues with the terminal add in, can anyone give a hand? Thanks!
https://discordapp.com/channels/330944238910963714/330990055533576204/728741303516397732
You guys seems to greatly appreciate the
c-word🤣
@green inlet cheeky?
I will wait for @tough igloo to respond 😳
Yes we do. It’s not even really a swear word 😂
That's funny because I find that even more offensive than "fuck"
I mean, hilarious too
Yes, the c-word is the single word we DO NOT use in our house
Although, it has still be invoked for cause 🤣
i said that word one time .....the nun made sure that my hand and wooden ruler where well aquainted .... never have said again
Off to a good start with the flooring in the garage.
looks good ....that poor shelf bowing looks like most of mine
Well, it’s like 16mm mdf with a span of two meters or so. I’m amazed it held up for a week. Going on five years now.
That’s what? 3/4” and 6 ft?
lol .... i am starting to box mine in ....they will not bow anymore
5/8?
i dunno i always guess at mm
looks like the trick is sliding it under the workbench and shelves 🙂
You have to push it really fast
Those logs are for turning? We just cut off a huge pine tree in our backyard, saved them for firewood. Not sure if I can use them for turning.
The flooring already looks nice!
That vapor barrier is a must here too. For inside the houses, we also add some sort of insulator material that is also good for sound absorption.
So I just ordered boneless wings and fries via doordash. The order arrives...and no wings. Wtf
Like...I'm not gonna doordash just fries
It's not a vapor barrier, actually. It's a thin foam for evening out small imperfections.
Ah! Usually on concrete surfaces, we put vapor barrier.
I shold probably have a vapor barrier too, but it's the cheapest crap laminate floor I could get my hands on, so I'm ok with it rotting away in five to ten years.
Laminate floor? Does it absorb moisture unlike vinyl?
Definitely gives a much more luxurious feeling.
Looks great! And I’m sure it makes it easy to wheel your stuff around.
Gotta keep that laminate moist
It's like a really really dense mdf with some plastic in it, I think. And then a wood print on top.
So I
'd say there could be some diffusion through it.
Ok...
Im over in #add-ons-archived with a question about an error in the motioneye plug in if anyone can help 🙂
@sage timber please DM @scenic radish for professional support
Much easier to wheel thing around, yes. I spent two days putting wheels on everything so I could slide-puzzle things about. The part that's done was just about as much floor space as I can clear at any one time.
Like one every few mins until I solve this or more 'spammy'? 😛
You'll be DMing me forever if that's the case since I don't run an install with add-ons
I like keeping things off the floor, makes it easy to clean up after job done.
Boneless wings? 
Maybe they gave you with wings, and they flew away
Maybe the dasher is hungrier than you!
I never got my drink with boneless ice either
I wonder, if I only ordered wings, would I have just gotten an empty bag?
Normally I try to keep things in perspective and not get upset about stuff like this, but this made me pretty annoyed
Try grubhub next time
Probably will. I'm canceling my dashpass for sure
I've had so many issues like this the last few months
They probably recognize my number at this point
I use uber eats or grubhub locally. Never had issues.
Nice, good to know
Uber is dead to me after how poorly they handled a dangerous driving situation
So GrubHub it is
They should have been fired for being socially disabled idiots
That's disgusting news (and also probably a bit spicy for lounge)
We had a bunch of issues with DoorDash when we lived in an apartment. They’ve been okay since being in a house though
Odd
We were using Uber Eats for a while, but they’re just so damn expensive it was getting ridiculous.
I only started using doordash because of covid anyway. I can live without it
They discriminate based on where you live?
Time to move into a multi-million dollar mansion @scenic radish
Then all the problems will go away
On it
I can finally rest assured knowing all my doordash orders will be correct
Also
Does anyone else sweat when eating spicy food?
Your body is telling you something!
Like, my scalp always sweats when eating spicy food. I'm actually dripping in sweat right now
I think I casually mentioned that to my doctor one time when I was there and she said it's normal so I'm not worried lol
lol - you will sweat and bleed again tomorrow when you sit on that throne.
Just need to figure out how to calibrate my body's temp sensors
And that the one that's apparently in my mouth is not representative of my current environment
Takes time to increase tolerance
Hot and spicy can be hard. Cold and spicy is much easier.
Me too!
😋
I'm legit about to scoop out the remaining sauce into a container to use for other stuff later lol
It's so good
We have an authentic Mexican restaurant here. They have a really hot spicy sauce made from habaneros. I always get a bottle from them, and lasts about a week or so.
I’m gonna try that now - you got me hungry. 🤣
Heh. Not a huge fan of habaneros...great heat but I don't like the flavor
I like freshly made with no vinegar.
Serranos have some great flavor and heat 🤤
🌶
🕵️ 🇨
Detective Boffa?
i think thai food is the hottest i have ever ate....stateside is almost as hot as in country
Is a google nest home hub good? I have google minis and satisfied with that functionality
Is there a way to get HA to recognize devices on a separate wifi network? I have a primary wifi and a guest wifi. For some reason, I can't connect my new tasmotized wifi switches to my primary network but I can with my guest network.
Found this today @clear ferry
@tough igloo if u use google photos and you have kids google home hub is a must....smartest photo display you can get...visual responses are also nice but the photos i love
Awesome thanks! Yes we have kids. Cool I think I’ll get one then!
yea its awesome keep it where you normally sit and watch tv so you can enjoy it
I want a google hub on the island in the kitchen. I don’t want it plugged in all the time, cause cords. It has to be plugged in to run correct?
@tough igloo 
@shy comet aye, we have 950 photos rolling over there already, great picture stand and more 
@green inlet just drill a hole in the island!
Granite. Pretty sure the wife would errr......disapprove.
flow meter installed 🙂
Brown cheese should arrive next week. Making banana curry pizza hopefully tomorrow. Excited
Eggos might work 
Do you know what an ego is?
Yea, we have a waffle maker. Depending on the initial taste test will determine how far I go. Not like I don’t have the time
fireworks like a mad house tonight in LA











