#the-water-cooler

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forest edge
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do not get the tube lol

rain swift
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give me a liinnkk

shy comet
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theres a console one without controller

tidal bronze
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lost in translation

rain swift
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ahh

shy comet
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sold out on amazon it seems

rain swift
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damnitt

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maybe they have it at best buy

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I have a gift card...

shy comet
rain swift
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ah ha

tidal bronze
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@shy comet damn work from home and shield is sold out on amazon. Epic!!!!

forest edge
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buy a first gen shield on ebay

shy comet
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@tidal bronze shield is always low on stock

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@forest edge πŸ’― if you dont need the new 4k stuff or atmos netflix though

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atmos netflix is only on 2019 models

forest edge
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just how much crap could possibly be using atmos?

shy comet
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whats funny though is the kodi addon lets you play atmost netflix

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on netflix almost everything in 4k hdr

forest edge
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really?

shy comet
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especially newer titles

tidal bronze
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yep

forest edge
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I didn't think you could do atmos through streaming online

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not true atmos

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anyways

shy comet
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theres 2 versions

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lossless (bluray) which uses TrueHD codec and lossy (streaming) which uses eAC3 or Dolby Digital+

tidal bronze
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Definitely not the 14mbps audio stream. @forest edge πŸ˜‰

hushed basalt
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I don't even know what atmos is

shy comet
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3d audio

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requires at least 7 speakers

hushed basalt
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I have no sound system :(

shy comet
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those of us with a home theater are prepared to bunker down lolol

hushed basalt
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Maybe in the next house when I have a theatre room

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Lol

shy comet
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@hushed basalt i just made the den the theater room lol

tidal bronze
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@shy comet what's your stream rate on netflix HDR?

hushed basalt
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I use TV speakers because that's how I roll

forest edge
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man buy the time you fork out for the components to utilize the perks you already got 7x invested, may as well splurge for the shield pro or your just pumping cheap gas into a lamborghini

shy comet
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@tidal bronze umm not sure i normally switch to xbox to watch netflix cuz thats the only device i own that supports hdr and atmos

tidal bronze
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check when you get a chance.

shy comet
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how do i check that?

tidal bronze
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info usually.

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overlays the stream stats

last plaza
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I always mute my TV speakers

tidal bronze
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TV speakers why do they even bother installing them

last plaza
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yup

forest edge
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my soundbar blew up like 3 years ago, been rocking the tv speakers since

shy comet
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hmm i dont see it @tidal bronze

tidal bronze
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check on shield

last plaza
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sound bars... are fine if you are sitting right in front,

shy comet
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im on the shield right now

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ah i see it

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it says 520.41mbps

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with att my speeds are sporadic during a speed test

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should be over 900

tidal bronze
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not the speed test

forest edge
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it's over 9000!

tidal bronze
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stream pipe

shy comet
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im running check your network

tidal bronze
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That's a basic speed test. Play HDR and check stream pipe

shy comet
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i donts ee a way to check while something is playing

hushed basalt
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Sound just isn't a big priority for a lot of people

forest edge
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now you guys are just too picky

tidal bronze
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always

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I use info on harmony @shy comet

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don't use the shield remote

shy comet
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@tidal bronze it jsut brings up player controls

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thats what i was trying just now lol

forest edge
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yesd my shield has it's own dedicated fiber line, so what of it?

tidal bronze
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lmao

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one day.....one day

forest edge
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lol

hushed basalt
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Dedicated pair of strands direct from your home to every streaming provider

rain swift
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I think the roku streaming stick+ will cover me.

hushed basalt
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I wonder if disney+ and apple+ have their own CDN hardware everywhere like netflix does

orchid rose
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there's lots of chinese boxes as well that you can install something like coreelec on if you're interested in tinkering πŸ™‚

hushed basalt
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Tbh netflix accounts for 80%+ of everything I watch

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Plex the other 20%

brisk glen
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plex accounts for 90%

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I have apple tv + for a year for free...

shy comet
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got the light strip coming on monday.....is it jsut WLED i should look into or something else too?

brisk glen
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seen 1 show lol

hushed basalt
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Let's see if we all have anything to watch in 12 months

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Youtubers who shoot from home will be king!

rain swift
orchid rose
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I used esphome myself for a ledstrip but I don't think there's much difference unless you want effects

rain swift
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WLED has an app and stuff.

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that's what I'm gonna use.

orchid rose
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what do you need the app for if you use HA?

hushed basalt
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What's a simple way to get into RGBCCT LED strips?

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I have no idea where to start

rain swift
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I dunno, maybe it lets you pick effects lol.

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was just saying I don't know if esphome makes you do everything manually or what not.

shy comet
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@orchid rose def want to check out the effects lol

orchid rose
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then wled is probably the best option?

shy comet
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wled just sounds like an easy way since it has integration with HA too

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yea i wasnt sure if there was another to check out

orchid rose
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non-addressable ofc

rain swift
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I dunno, can you do much with non addressable?

orchid rose
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well light up stuff πŸ˜„

rain swift
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well yes

orchid rose
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not sure if there are addressable leds with RGBCCT or not. I've never seen any. RGBW does exist and I like mine but would prefer CCT

tidal bronze
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@shy comet F8

shy comet
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f8?

hushed basalt
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CCT or go home

forest edge
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i think addressable + cct would be more than 4 pins

tidal bronze
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Keyboard

orchid rose
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addressable with CCT should still only require 3, right? That's what the RGBW ones have as well

rain swift
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what is CCT?

forest edge
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cct needs use of both w and ww

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er no

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nm thats wrong

orchid rose
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It will still need only voltage, data and ground

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non-addressable will need 6

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hmjgriffon, it's a term for lights that can adjust from cooler white to a warmer tone with two different white leds

rain swift
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ahhhhhh

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interesting

forest edge
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usually rgbcw is cct

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and sometimes rgbww can have it too, which is weird

rain swift
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I think the string I ordered will be fine for it's intended purpose.

orchid rose
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After I started to use the circadian lighting component, I've missed the CCT on the lights that don't have it. I've found it to be far more useful than color is, but that depends on where the lights are used

rain swift
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I assume hue has that?

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I use the color temps in morning and night automations, love them.

forest edge
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yea if they are to be used for more than just decoration the cct is must unless you find the perfect warm strand that never needs adjusting

rain swift
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yeah this strand will be for a crimmus tree, I think it'll be fine.

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nothing crazay.

orchid rose
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HA kinda sucks with having cool and warm white lights spread around the house as well. It just thinks they are all "white" 😒

forest edge
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?

rain swift
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eh?

forest edge
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you got something messed up then lol

rain swift
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mine sees colors and temp

orchid rose
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it only sees it if you can adjust it

hushed basalt
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Cct means correlated colour temperature

rain swift
orchid rose
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for RGBW it's just "white", at least for all the lights that I have

hushed basalt
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It means the white can change colour temp

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RGBW means the white can't be tuned

rain swift
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color temp is awesome in the bedroom lemee tell ya.

hushed basalt
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So you'll have a fixed temp probably 3000ish

orchid rose
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RGBW should be able to tune lights by faking it as well and HA actually does that

hushed basalt
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It doesn't work that way unfortunately

forest edge
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that never pans out good lol

orchid rose
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the problem is that it just assumes that the light is neutral white

forest edge
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I've seen strips that try and do that

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and looks like trash

hushed basalt
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You need different light emitters, one warm and one cool

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And it mixes them

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I've worked with lights that have like 6 different emitters

rain swift
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saw a video earlier with a light strip that I think does that

hushed basalt
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You need 5 at least for rgbcct

forest edge
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Tediore is thinking....

orchid rose
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You can get somewhat decent result by slightly adjusting the temperature with the RGBW lights as well but matching different strips is pretty hard

silent canyon
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looking to purchase a robovac. On my radar is roborock s4 which I not does not have a direct integration. That said what other brands are you using?

hushed basalt
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The shark IQ auto empty looks really interesting

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No idea what the integration is like

tidal bronze
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@shy comet btw 1917 atmos track is next level.

orchid rose
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that's a pretty cool looking strip

forest edge
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15ft for 70 bucks is not cool lol

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16*

rain swift
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well its bright as the sun

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and I think does all the whites and stuff.

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you can prolly get it on the slow boat for less.

shy comet
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@tidal bronze that movie is kind of a 1 time watch for us though

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i heard good things about the track

tidal bronze
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Mind blowing separation

rain swift
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I used that folding home for seti stuff a long time ago I think

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you could use your cpu to help look at radio signals.

hushed basalt
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Good lighting costs money

forest edge
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you guys would be first in line when they come out with something that injects audio directly to the brain lol

hushed basalt
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Depends on what level you want/need

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My old work bought a $20K light haha

rain swift
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they be lining up outside tesla to get the neural lace so the gooberment can control them.

tidal bronze
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@shy comet what are you using for pop up ip cam notifications on shield ?

shy comet
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nfandroidtv

forest edge
tidal bronze
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Lol.

shy comet
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if you need to display the feed itself though

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i use tinycam

tidal bronze
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No just snapshots of drive way sensor

shy comet
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yea use nfandroidtv for that

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we started automating the baby monitor on teh tv so I use tinycam for that

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HA > MQTT > Tasker > Tinycam

tidal bronze
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Nice.

shy comet
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yea works pretty good actually....we just turn on an input boolean and the house does the rest

tidal bronze
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Notifications for android is meh. Was looking for something better.

shy comet
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nfandroidtv isnt bad cuz u can control where it shows up and how long and color etc..

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i think there is one more that does it too

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but very similar

tidal bronze
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Got it thanks. I just want to check on uber eats

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Lol

shy comet
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hahah

forest edge
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just use one of those thing @last plaza was building, the led matrix things

shy comet
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yea i use it for person detected in front yard notifications

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i normally see the postman walking up before the mailbox notifiation lol

last plaza
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I ordered 4 of them

tidal bronze
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@shy comet nice.

last plaza
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just need to build boxes

last plaza
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Bought 17,000 hand sanitizers from all across stores in 3 days, sold for $70 each.

forest edge
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makes you wish you knew the outcome of that, rather he made what he spent back or if that will put him into debt lol

jade tartan
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which is lower power zigbee or zwave?

forest edge
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think they are about the same

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although I think zwave + or whatever might be a nats hair lower than zigbee

jade tartan
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if im looking for an easy plug and play humidity and temp sensor , any recommendations?

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anyone gotten one of those to integrate with hassio?

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actually that one is cheaper and is zigbee

quiet drift
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Anyone run zoneminder behind a reverse proxy? I had mine working but suddenly the streams dont work. Streams want to see a /zm base url but I dont run my proxy on that.

rain swift
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@jade tartan you can do a nodemcu with a DHT22 for like $12, but it won't be lower power if you need to run on battery.

jade tartan
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plug and play ideally, thanks for the idea tho! im just looking for like the aquara sensor i posted

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cause i need it controlling a fan for temps like last week

hushed basalt
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Aqara is good

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I have like six of them

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Just go zigbee2mqtt gateway

jade tartan
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like plug and play

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i.e. i push a button and sync, none of this i have to dl 2 more addons or setup something

rain swift
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well do you already have a zigbee or zwave gateway or stick?

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then just get one of them, lots of stuff has a temp sensor in it, even motion sensors.

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zigbee is cheaper than zwave generally, pair it up, done.

forest edge
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so i guess hand sanitizers aren't really doing all that much for the majority of the people that use it. it drys too quick, people don't use enough of it nor rub it in long enough and the virus remains on their hands after they done lol

rain swift
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there's not a lot of data to support that you get it from touching your face anyways, it's more of people coughing and stuff and you breathing it in.

hushed basalt
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It would help if people could use hand sanitiser freely

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Without having sfa because of exploitative price gougers buying up all the stock

scenic radish
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Apparently it's ok to use disinfecting wipes on your phone as long as they don't contain bleach, so I just disinfected my phone and case

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Tell you what, it's gonna be hard to give up my OG Pixel XL

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Love this phone

forest edge
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cellphones are amongst the dirtiest things we have around us

scenic radish
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Yup

sterile siren
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does anyone know how to add a item location to the grocy addon (i have to be missing something obvious)

green inlet
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I have recently noticed that saliva is a great cleaner. As such, I have been cleaning my cell phone with my tongue. Thoughts?

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@brisk glen , how are you progressing?

clear ferry
clear ferry
clear ferry
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<@&330946878646517761> this

sour arch
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Boom

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Botkicked... and messages delete, let the normal lounge activity resume.

clear ferry
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Yay, back to bullshit PedoBearD

tough igloo
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Those mods are like ninjas! Especially when you see one you’ve never seen before! πŸ™‡

hushed basalt
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What did I miss

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Did Tedi finally post one too many giphys

tough igloo
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I think tedi finally went over the edge

forest edge
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something went down?

clear ferry
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Yes, we had to contain some forbidden stuff

brisk glen
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@green inlet sinus infection now

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moving next weekend however and I have a security system coming in soon

queen mulch
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Hi, I'm thinking of buying electronic radiator heads, could you recommend something ?? It is important that it is directly on the wifi not through the gateway and it could be easily connected to HA

clear ferry
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I've only seen zwave ones @queen mulch

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WiFi would probably be to power hungry

queen mulch
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cramp, yes battery: /

forest edge
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@brisk glen you gots the virus?

clear ferry
forest edge
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we already know you gots it @clear ferry

clear ferry
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yes, mesa infectedsa

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no ani no

hushed basalt
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What we all need to do is to work together

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And keep Norwat locked down

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So we never have to deal with their kind ever again

clear ferry
forest edge
crisp saddle
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Quick question guys, if you could point me the right way. I'm new to hass and I'm trying to integrate zigbee2mqtt, followed the guide on the zigbee2mqtt site and it all works so far, my confusion atm is, I used packages: !include_dir_named packages to include a yaml conf which has a sensor which has an entry with name: "Status" so I can show it on the overview. The entity associated with this entry show's up as sensor.status, so I tried giving it a unique_id: "some_unique_status", I assumed the entity would show up as sensor.some_unqiue_status but it doesn't, it uses the name instead. Is my expectation wrong? Am I thinking about it wrongly? Where can I read up on this? Should I post this question somewhere else?

clear ferry
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Friendly name and entity id are two different things @crisp saddle yes

crisp saddle
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so is there a way to set the name of the sensor "sensor.some_name" separate of the name that shows up on the overview?

green inlet
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sensors:
  some_unique_status:

instead of

sensors:
  status:
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or name: some_unique_status instead of name: status

dull chasm
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first suggestion was better

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simple and to the point

green inlet
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I have tons_of_free_time:

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or free_time: tons

forest edge
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18 months minimum from a potential vaccine lol. what is everyone going to do till then? this whole shut down thing is barley a few weeks lol

orchid rose
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Well there's two options really, aren't there. Either we all get it or it disappears completely

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China seems to be betting on the second one and Europe for the first, but I have no idea how these strategies work

forest edge
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well if it turns out to not be "seasonal" and is year round pretty sure we're all gonna get it

scenic radish
forest edge
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well at least your HOA rates would go down

last plaza
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Our HOA is a PITA.

scenic radish
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Can't pay HOA dues if you're dead

last plaza
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We need to hire @scenic radish as our HOA director

green inlet
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The huge goal is to flatten the curve. Not 100% sure but looks like most of even the steep curves seem to decrease after two weeks

last plaza
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Finally got my xiaomi Aqara buttons yesterday. Now I can have my smart door bell back.

forest edge
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Heroes clips are flooding my youtube now and now I wanna rewatch that series lol

last plaza
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@clear ferry got the aqara buttons, I see it supports single, double and long press. Does it do anything else?

clear ferry
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with zigbee2mqtt ?

last plaza
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xiaomi aqara

clear ferry
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so the xiaomi hub ? then your options are limited yes

last plaza
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yes, I use xiaomi aqara hub... 😦

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what options do you get when you use zigbee2mqtt?

clear ferry
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Timed presses, multiple presses etc

last plaza
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cool

clear ferry
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yeah, I tested with the mini button and could do 8x presses

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don't know what you would use it for

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except OCD

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🀣

last plaza
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lmao

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I am going to use it as a door bell - I can put an led display asking folks to press 8 times while I record their reactions on camera

clear ferry
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DOIT

crisp saddle
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@dull chasm doing
sensor: unique_name: platform: mqtt

results in

Invalid config for [sensor]: required key not provided @ data['platform']. Got None. (See ?, line ?).

last plaza
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@dull chasm your services are requested here

green inlet
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Your yaml is off πŸ˜‰

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that’s what she said

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sensor: unique_name: platform: mqtt

crisp saddle
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`sensor:

  • platform: "mqtt"` does work though, the unique_name bit is what breaks it
last plaza
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@crisp saddle you can post in #integrations-archived - typically you get a better support if you share your entire code in properly formatted or share via code sharing sites. hard to help when we can't see the big picture. this channel is very random, some times hard to get support you need.

crisp saddle
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alright, I'll ask there, thanks!

clear ferry
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btw, LOL HOA

dull chasm
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@last plaza @crisp saddle wtf are you doing you are mixing up things

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@crisp saddle a sensor does not have platform

crisp saddle
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`sensor:

Sensor for monitoring the bridge state

  • platform: mqtt
    name: Zigbee2mqtt Bridge state
    state_topic: "zigbee2mqtt/bridge/state"
    icon: mdi:router-wireless` to be more specific
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which works for me, only problem is that I wanted to change the sensor name from sensor.zigbee2mqtt_bridge_state to something unique while the displayed name on the overview is something nicer, such as "Status" or something

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so my thought was, I can change the name to something else, and use some "id", or "unique_id" or something to change the actual name of the sensor

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while the display name is something else

last plaza
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@crisp saddle @clear ferry mentioned earlier - friendly_name is different from entity_id. what you specify as name: becomes entity_id. You can always use customize section to change the display name

crisp saddle
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looked at the documentation for sensor, but it doesn't really explain much

forest edge
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ugh now they are saying some people aren't getting the full brunt of covid-19 till 8 weeks after catching it

forest edge
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or we could nuke norway to lower the chances of mutation

brisk glen
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@forest edge not sure, it could be another virus which is even more scary

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Because if I get the corona as well.... I’m in for my life

forest edge
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well if it's the normal flu you can ride that out in a matter of days

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just stop going around people

brisk glen
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Yah

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Issue is...

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My wife works at a doctors office

forest edge
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time to quarantine her to a separate bedroom lol

brisk glen
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Small apartment

forest edge
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tape off two halfs of the apartment lol

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that or lysol the living hell out fo everything while maintaining a 3ft distance

brisk glen
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556 square foot apartment

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Small

forest edge
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less lyson to need lol

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lysol

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they say 2-14 days before you may see any symptoms and now they are saying it can go as long as 8 weeks.

brisk glen
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Well... that sucks

forest edge
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they make it sound like the fever is the clue cause of how fast it ramps up vvs the normal flu

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lots and lots of liquids. all you can do and rest and don't stress lol

clear ferry
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556 sqft jesus

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I get claustrophobic thinking about that

brisk glen
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Don’t stress... I have PTSD from an apartment break in and thought they shot my wife

forest edge
brisk glen
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I’m supposed to move next weekend

clear ferry
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@forest edge tsar bomba or bust

forest edge
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gonna move while sick?

clear ferry
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Damn wireguard, got it working nicely

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But I can't get DNS to pass

tidal bronze
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@clear ferry anything important?

keen falcon
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Need Some help

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The wifi from the lid strip is not showing

forest edge
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I could see how lounge could be confused for tech support

scenic radish
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And... provide more info on what the problem is

clear ferry
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@tidal bronze you are too late to the partylmao

keen falcon
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The problem is that de lid not showing the wifi tot conecting whit the app

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Hoe kan i reset it

pure vine
forest edge
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Xylophagia is a real thing lol

keen falcon
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No help?

scenic radish
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@keen falcon you haven't mentioned what device you're using and what app you're using. Also as Sonoma said, #hardware-archived is probably a better place to ask

keen falcon
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iPhone 11 pro

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TechLife

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WiFi not showing up

clear ferry
hearty depot
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11? First time I hear bout that. the fanboys didnt hyped enough

clear ferry
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Austria bans gatherings of over 5 people mindblown

last plaza
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Spain also following Italy footsteps in locking down

hearty depot
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πŸ‘‹ Hello out of vienna

forest edge
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Austria bans gatherings of over 5 people mindblown
@clear ferry that's because if more than 5 of them ever get together it ends in a brawl lol

clear ferry
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@hearty depot warum, ich liebe dich, ist du nicht krank oder tΓΆt?

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My limited German lmao

hearty depot
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Nein - ich bin noch nicht tot πŸ˜„ aber eventuell krank πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

clear ferry
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Das ist super!

forest edge
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oh here we go again..

clear ferry
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Real video of @forest edge being a partystopper

forest edge
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the train stopped cause i wasn't taking pictures sideways lol

clear ferry
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Interesting, all bars and restaurants in the capitol will close at 9pm every night, and drinks will stop being served at 8.30pm as opposed to 3am

scenic radish
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COVID-19 is the most effective at night

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Specifically after 9pm

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And before 3am

clear ferry
light trout
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How is that going to help?
The folks that want to drink, will do that.
It will just be cheaper, and somewhere else 🀷

clear ferry
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You know @light trout , trust forbidden topic

light trout
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The government?

clear ferry
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Or politicians

light trout
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🚽

clear ferry
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I'm just πŸ™ to jesus that @scenic radish survives so I can have more sour πŸ’ for my peepoTubby

scenic radish
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Lmao

clear ferry
tidal bronze
clear ferry
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Anybody use any retrofit ambilight similar stuff on their TVs ? And are happy with it?

shy comet
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gun shops are packed out here now

last plaza
clear ferry
last plaza
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you better start building wall around the country!

clear ferry
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Norwegian government announcing $10billion to help support businesses the coming weeks handgesture

hearty depot
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friend of me already got fired

clear ferry
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What

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What did he do for a living? @hearty depot

rain swift
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I haven't seen any examples of how that universal healthcare anywhere is doing any better, isn't that what they have in Italy where they are deciding who gets to suffocate to death and who gets oxygen?

scenic radish
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All restaurants and bars are closed in Illinois starting tomorrow night until March 30

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Because people my age couldn't help themselves and still went on bar crawls for St. Patrick's day

rain swift
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the governor of Illinois is losing her mind.

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or was that mayor

scenic radish
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Governor

boreal pewter
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Idk how people can get that easily fired here, maybe there is some law for that kind of "critical Situation"

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We are just a 50 people Company but I think im fine as a SysAdmin, Boss just gave me a New screen... 49" 32:9 5120x1440p

scenic radish
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It was primarily because customs was packed at O'Hare airport on Saturday night

clear ferry
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Interesting, anyone who is temporarily laid off here will get full paid from state for the first 15 days, then the disability / welfare will kick in

boreal pewter
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Here you get paid full for 6 weeks and then drop to 70% I think.. Or 40.. Not so sure

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But if the Company is not able or willing.. Idk

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That applied to illness such as hospitalized quarantine

clear ferry
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Yeah, this is if you are temporarily laid off

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If you get sick you get 100% pay for the first year atleast

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Then down to 70% if memory serves right

boreal pewter
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Lol a full year

rain swift
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and how do they afford that without high taxes? does the norwat government own gold mines?

orchid rose
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well, yes.

midnight adder
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I haven't seen any examples of how that universal healthcare anywhere is doing any better, isn't that what they have in Italy where they are deciding who gets to suffocate to death and who gets oxygen?
@rain swift not true at all, everything works here. with huge problems but works.

rain swift
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but is it working better than anywhere else?

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to the point that you can show facts and statistics that it is superior?

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πŸ€”

midnight adder
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we'll see in the long term. we no not know yet. lets't hope for the better.

rain swift
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always

midnight adder
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here we have 20k cases, 10k only near Milan. all is closed, and the hope is to have halted the spread in other parts of the country. but we'll check this only in a couple of weeks.

hearty depot
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@clear ferry he's a waiter.
Curel business.

clear ferry
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@hearty depot ooof yeah, I could never work in that line of work, too many people and your job is probably one of the most disposable

hearty depot
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It's also hard for the owners. Money is tight fast. And the planning is hard as πŸ¦†. You ll never really know when super many people come around, the other way around is true too. Maybe you have twice as mouch personal around then you need.
But just fireing is shady.

strange vapor
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Email from work saying Work From Home is extended to at least April 17th

shy comet
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california just shut down bars and restaurants

strange vapor
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Most pubs in Ireland closing up tonight.

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A lot of restaurants are setting up for collection only

strange vapor
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Not at home at the moment, but started a large highspeed transfer of data from old NAS to new NAS. To make life easy, used a Powerline thingy so I could set the new NAS up on a handy workbench.

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Looks like the TP-Link powerline thingies didn't like all the transfer! Transfer failed after a few hundred gigs, and now ping is seeing 25% ping loss to both the new NAS and a Pi 4 setup next to it. Ping from NAS to Pi over the little switch connecting both of them to the powerline is perfect, so the only common factor is the Powerline stuff 😦

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Will be running some Cat-6 if I can order some more!

last plaza
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Ohio shuts down bars and restaurants as well.

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No more 24 hour Walmart either.

scenic radish
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yup. as of tomorrow night all restaurants/bars will be closed in illinois until march 30. the governor said they'll try to at least keep kitchens open and allow drive-thru pickups and food delivery

last plaza
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Wow! Pretty sure offices will be closed if the restaurants are closed.

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That’s why most people go to office - eat breakfasts, lunch and come back πŸ˜‚

strange vapor
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The only parts of our office that will be staffed are the two IT desks and security. The IT desks are only open for people WFH who need to come in to collect something needed, and that's only for a few days.

scenic radish
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i'm still required to go in to the office

strange vapor
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After that, there will only be security.

scenic radish
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even though i could work remotely...

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well... except for maybe one ODBC data source that i might only be able to access locally

strange vapor
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@scenic radish A cousin over the road does pure devops style work, and the office is insisting that everyone should be in as the owner is old school and doesn't believe people are working unless he can see them.

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I get the feeling that things are going to come to a head tomorrow.

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Especially with schools closed etc.

last plaza
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@scenic radish tell your boss this is 2020, and there is something called remote access that lets you work remotely.

strange vapor
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He actualy has better internet at home than in the office!

last plaza
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This is old people killer disease. Anyone over 50 should be careful walking out and getting exposed.

scenic radish
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@strange vapor that's ridiculous...

strange vapor
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@scenic radish Preaching to the choir!

scenic radish
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@last plaza yeah... i have a feeling things will change especially after our governor's press conference

last plaza
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Maybe all for good

scenic radish
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they announced that we're required to come in unless you have special circumstances, but this was before this weekend

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i'm 27 though, so i'm not concerned about the effects on me if i get it, but i also don't want to spread it if i got it

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i told my fiancee i'm under direct orders from the governor to go home immediately after work and play xbox

strange vapor
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15k people at work, all working from home, and the VPNs held up brilliantly! I will quite happily complain a lot about our IT department over some of the shite forced on our work laptops, but the VPN infrastructure has been held up perfectly.

last plaza
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If you have elders at home, isolating them would be a great idea.

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Just slide food trays under the door and keep them locked if you care about them 😊

strange vapor
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I have family with Cystic Fibrosis who's been self isolating for a while now. My father who's in his 60s had a REALLY bad dose of Pneumonia a few years ago, which, because of having neices with CF, meant they've done silly amount of tests on him since to see if there was something that made him susceptable to Pneumonia. Makes Covid-19 really really damn scary.

last plaza
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Yes. That’s a scary combination. CF and pneumonia now.

strange vapor
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For bonus points... Cork University Hospital is a "Center Of Excellence" for CF, and with good reason. Ireland has the high incidence of CF per unit population by far of any country, a lot of them in the south fo the Country. One of the first cases of Covid-19 was in CUH 😦

tidal bronze
last plaza
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This is the best time for Hollywood guys to shoot zombie movies with empty roads, restaurants, parking lots and office buildings

tidal bronze
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lol

orchid rose
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The scene from 28 days later

shy comet
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lol

last plaza
tidal bronze
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@last plaza that sucks

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@orchid rose lol although that's how it usually looks near my place.

green inlet
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I went to the grocery store tonight to get things I couldn’t get delivered. No meat, bread, water, of course tp. Amazing.

last dirge
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give it 'til Tues or Wed

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eventually the supply chain will out-supply the panic buying

green inlet
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That’s what I figure

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Prob by early Tuesday

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I tried to do Walmart delivery, they told me πŸ–•πŸ»

last dirge
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Costco delivery was booked solid until Tuesday night when I looked earlier

green inlet
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Hmmm...Costco delivers? I need to look into that one

last dirge
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via Instacart

tidal bronze
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I got my meats and stuff at costco 2 days ago. Don't know how it is now

last dirge
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and only to a certain distance from the warehouse

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I need tortillas

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debating on hitting up the ol' supermercado

green inlet
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Yea, I am like 20 minutes from Costco

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Oh well, we have Walmart brand fish sticks and fish filets 🀣

last dirge
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have you tried any of those Sukhi's Indian meals from Costco?

green inlet
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My kids will eat their own πŸ’© before they eat fish sticks. Prob still be in the freezer this time next year

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I have not

last dirge
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they're delicious and I'd recommend them

green inlet
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Where are they?

last dirge
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I have no clue where they are in your store

green inlet
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We were eating Costco street tacos like once a week for a while

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In the meat section?

last dirge
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but in mine, they're on one of the two big freestanding coolers that are between where the giant packs o' chicken and the seasonal stuff is

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where the cheese stuff is

forest edge
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they will crank out so much to try and keep up with demand now and when demand drops like a rock we'll have so much wasted it won't even be funny

green inlet
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Oh, meals....sorry, I read meat

last dirge
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I've tried the chicken tikka masala, and the meatballs

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both fantastic

green inlet
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I will look for the. How many do they feed?

last dirge
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there's 2 pouches in the box

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each is supposed to be "3.5 servings"

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but it's more like 2

tidal bronze
green inlet
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Going to look at Costco delivery in am

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Went to Walmart tonight late. Like 10 people in the store. Going to start doing that for stuff I can’t get delivered

last dirge
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@tidal bronze any push notifications with that app?

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I've not downloaded it πŸ™‚

tidal bronze
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No.

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Same day is done by instacart slightly higher price but I like the convenience and they deliver everything. Costco regular delivery is 2 day.

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Costco usually don't deliver perishables

last dirge
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I tried same day but the earliest delivery slot was Tuesday from 7-8PM

green inlet
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Do you do it through the app or online?

last dirge
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either

tidal bronze
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I will check tomorrow morning. I think you have to get in the order same business day early as possible. Probably not enough drivers.

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Lol usually I get delivered within the hour.

green inlet
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Yea, I just googled it. Will be on it first thing in the am

tidal bronze
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I am going to drive around to few supermarkets and see how are things. Don't mind some more meat

last dirge
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"next delivery Wed Mar 18 1-2PM"

green inlet
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Gonna get hammered for a code wall but this is funny

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It’s hard to believe that we even have to post this. Do not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper. You will survive without our assistance.

In fact, history offers many other options for you in your time of need if you cannot find a roll of your favorite soft, ultra plush two-ply citrus scented tissue.

Seamen used old rope and anchor lines soaked in salt water. Ancient Romans used a sea sponge on a stick, also soaked in salt water. We are a coastal town. We have an abundance of salt water available. Sea shells were also used.

Mayans used corn cobs. Colonial Americans also used the core of the cob. Farmers not only used corn cobs, but used pages from the Farmers Almanac. Many Americans took advantage of the numerous pages torn from free catalogs such as Sears and Roebuck. The Sears Christmas catalog, four times thicker than the normal catalog, could get a family of three wiped clean from December through Valentine’s Day; or Saint Patrick’s Day if they were frugal.

Then, of course, there are always alternatives to toilet paper. Grocery receipts, newspaper, cloth rags, lace, cotton balls, and that empty toilet paper roll sitting on the holder right now. Plus, there are a variety of leaves you can safely use. Mother Earth News magazine will even tell you how to make your own wipes using fifteen different leaves. When all else fails, you have magazine pages. Start saving those catalogs you get in the mail that you usually toss into the recycle bin. Be resourceful. Be patient. There is a TP shortage. This too shall pass. Just don’t call 9-1-1. We cannot bring you toilet paper.

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Ok. Maybe not

last plaza
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They are missing telephone book πŸ˜›

tidal bronze
forest edge
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a buck 69 for an orange? lol

last plaza
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It says lb

forest edge
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oh print too small for me to see that

tidal bronze
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No more dine in or bars in LA 😜

last plaza
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Same here.

forest edge
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dentist here are starting to make people wait in thier cars and using text to notify when they should come in lol

last plaza
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Smart!

tidal bronze
last plaza
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Dude!!!

scenic radish
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Send some over pls

last plaza
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I’m gonna make a trip to restaurant depot tomorrow

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They have huge packs. I see them, and I’m like that’s too big for me to buy for home.

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We’re out of milk here. I ordered it thru Costco. They are delivering tomorrow

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🀞

tidal bronze
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Got bags bags of tatoes

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No chicken though.

shy comet
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wow vegas hotels closing

last plaza
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It’s going to be crazy for sure! Huge impact to many businesses.

tidal bronze
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Temp hold on all evictions

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@last plaza is ohio closing schools till end of year?

last plaza
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Lol I hope not @tidal bronze

tidal bronze
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That's what the gov said. Read 100k rate and testing is behind

last plaza
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Can’t tell if we’re badly reacting or overly cautious

last dirge
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oh shit, that reminds me

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I have a dentist appointment

tidal bronze
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I guess next few weeks date nights will be at the bank or ER

hushed basalt
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Went shopping this morning

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Was busy but not chaotic

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Not as busy as christmas week etc

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A few things were out of stock but most things were pretty normal

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I did a months worth of shopping instead of a weeks worth

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Got some funny looks but I normally get shopping delivered so I wanted to do it as little as possible

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Like the USA

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Oofph

tough igloo
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Did some more shopping today as well.

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Was in involved in works disaster planning/business continuity discussions. Was interesting to say the least

forest edge
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yea please return home norwegians. we wouldn't want to miss any with the nuke lol

clear ferry
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@tough igloo I work with implementing disaster recovery solutions, it is always fun, triple site DCs with atleast one undisclosed location and redundancy of networks between them yes

hushed basalt
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You mean they have pidgeon and station wagon networks!

clear ferry
forest edge
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well it looks like china is starting to pull itself together while the rest of us still remain in panic lol

clear ferry
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They have for almost a week already

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Been sending supplies and equipment to Italy

forest edge
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been getting email warnings about increase scams coming out of china lol

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@tidal bronze I was reading about singapore doing a phenomenal job handling this outbreak stuff in an article the other day. the odds of all the places you got sent to lol

clear ferry
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Now we gotta force our old farts to stay home, that includes you @forest edge cash your pension and enjoy your 90s at the farm

hushed basalt
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Old boomer made fun of me for stocking up at groceries today

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All I did was do 4 weeks of shopping instead of one week haha.

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I think boomers here literally think it's a hoax

clear ferry
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We do weekly shopping too, but we have a stock of a few months of non perishable and frozen goods at all times anyway

hushed basalt
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Yeah I stocked up my pantry and deep freezer

forest edge
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@clear ferry you said born 1984 the other day right?

hushed basalt
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Was running a bit lean before

light trout
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Cool, then I know where to raid when the shops close πŸ˜„

clear ferry
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We have 1 meat freezer, one ice and ice cream freezer, one pastry and baking freezer and one mixed @light trout lmao

hushed basalt
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Lol

light trout
clear ferry
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@forest edge yaaaaaas queen

hushed basalt
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It's obvious that electricity is basically free for you norwatians

forest edge
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@clear ferry then your only 4 years from being included in the list. laugh it up lol

clear ferry
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Freezers don't use much power, all those freezer and fridges I have probably use 10% of the house electrical

hushed basalt
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Or 1% of your homelabs power

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They don't but it adds up here.

clear ferry
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Pff, I've powered off the blade enclosure, only run one 2u rack and a mini itx, plus network switches right now lmao

hushed basalt
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Chest freezers are very good. Uprights are attrocious

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Plus it's hotter here

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My garage probably gets over 30 degrees c

clear ferry
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Mine is 20ish now, but in summer it is 35

hushed basalt
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25c/kwH here

forest edge
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au heat 🀒

hushed basalt
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Probably double that east coast

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I bought a power meter for my rack today. A tuya socket

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Hopefully it's tuyaconvertable

clear ferry
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Right now each kWh is AUD 0.085 here

hushed basalt
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I spent extra to get a deep freezer with good insulation too

forest edge
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if it was made within the last 15-20 years it won't matter

hushed basalt
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I dunno

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There's a shitload difference in kwh/year consumption between current models

forest edge
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every appliance made since the big 3 took over are specially made to fail on a 12 year bell curve

hushed basalt
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Was like 30% irrc

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TOC though.

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Every watt of 24/7 consumption costs me $2.5/year

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You mean bathtub curve?

clear ferry
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The big three? Shitty American corp #1 #2 and #3 ? handgesture

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πŸ’©

forest edge
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the big 3 is global

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thats every appliance made for every country

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just all under sub company names etc

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whirlpool, electrolux and I can't remember the third

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norway didn't escape lol

hushed basalt
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Do they make mitsubishi

forest edge
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those companies generally don't make thier own, they sub out

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no i don't believe any fo them own mitsubhisi cause it's own entity but the actual appliance itself was likely made by one of the big 3

clear ferry
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This sounds like tinfoil stuff

forest edge
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you mean like apple factories making apple phones and not some chinese factor like foxcoonn?

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lol

clear ferry
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Everybody knows apple is made in china

forest edge
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point is

hushed basalt
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I suspect that Mitsubishi would make their own

forest edge
#

everything is generally made by someone else

hushed basalt
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Would need to verify

clear ferry
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Most, in some markets, sure

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Everything, no

hushed basalt
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Japanese like making stuff

clear ferry
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Indeed

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So do the Germans

forest edge
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finding what companies owns what is kind of pain. I dove down that rabbit hole when I had to buy a new refrigerator last year

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whirlpool is chinese

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I think

clear ferry
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Of course it is, it advertised as American

orchid rose
#

One of the larger local brands here manufactures their stuff in Czech Republic and Slovenia (and Turkey) according to a quick google search.

clear ferry
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That means it probably produces in China

forest edge
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electrolux is based out fo someplace by you atx i think

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I really don't remember all the details

clear ferry
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@orchid rose grundig?

orchid rose
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Upo

clear ferry
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Yeah, they are owned or owns grundig i think

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Most stuff they sell here is made in Turkey

orchid rose
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apparently owned by Gorenje, whatever that is

clear ferry
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I remember there was a Finnish TV producer in days of yore

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Finlux

orchid rose
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Gorenje is owned by the Chinese it seems (Hisense)

forest edge
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keep chasing the parent company

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you'll hit one of the big 3

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I promise you

clear ferry
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Makes sense, Gorenje is the cheapest over here, even the stores tell you not to buy it

forest edge
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everyu appliance is owned in the end by one of 3 companies

orchid rose
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That seems to be the case quite often for these types of things.

forest edge
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course that dosen't include the smaller speciallize ones like Zero? AbnsoluteZero? I think there was a company that makes refridgerators/freezers for the wealthy that isn't owned by one of the 3

clear ferry
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I'll outfit my next house with Miele for sure, my parents have had Miele appliances for over 20 years without even repairing them

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Most of the stuff I have now is Bosch or Siemens

forest edge
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those are sub companies

clear ferry
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Conglomerate of Bosch Siemens Husquarna I believe

forest edge
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if they could stopped the monopoly on a global scale the appliances wouldn't suck like they do

orchid rose
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Miele is family-owned at least. Must be a pretty rich family....

clear ferry
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Most of mine are 12 years this year and only had repair done one one washer, don't know what sucks constitutes in your dictionaryraised_eye

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Actually my freezers are bought used and are probably 20 years old

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@orchid rose fun fact, my father's neighbor is 90 years old, he bought all his appliances in Japan in the 60s while at sea, they all still work perfectly, he hasn't replaced a single one

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Even a microwave

orchid rose
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I haven't had many problems with any appliances tbh but I don't use them as much as I know some people do

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the bigger issue is that stuff gets nasty when I'm too lazy to clean them properly πŸ˜›

clear ferry
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We wash clothes every 2 days, and cook every day, plus run the dishwasher once a day, and all the fridges are full, so not sure how much more I could use them lmao

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Maybe that is why American appliances are so shite, because they are never used because of eating out every day @forest edge raised_eye

hushed basalt
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I can't support Miele

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With their price fixing

forest edge
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@clear ferry my moms refridgerator was made back in 60's and still runs

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alittle longer than 12 years lol

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the problem is monopoly and greed

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and it effects your garbage just as much as it does ours

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regardless if you can see it or not lol

hushed basalt
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It's a bit of a confirmation bias

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The only appliances still running from decades ago are high quality overbuilt ones, so one would assume appliances were high quality back then

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But there's plenty of garbage in every decade

forest edge
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back then before everything became global rather than local shit was a lot nicer. wasn't till the Chinese took over everything with thier cheap prices did everything go to shit

hushed basalt
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Plus everything being hand manufactured had a lot of QC problems

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Even Toyota put their engines in backwards at the beginning

forest edge
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thats pretty minor though when you account scale

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if you can find something that is local owned, local made and NOTHING is outsourced and isn't ovver priced then by all means it's likely a good product because it has to be to stay afloat BUT there are plenty of things that appear that way on the surface cause companies can go to great lengths to hide crap from the consumer

orchid rose
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While that is generally true, I don't agree that the quality has significantly gone down. It's just that you get what you pay for

clear ferry
orchid rose
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Same goes for the chinese "crap" that we can order from AliX as well

forest edge
#

granted inflation hasn't exactly maintained itself with US wages lol but still

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3-4k for a refrigerator that is likely to go out within 7-10 years but you may get lucky that will die in upwards of 14 years is a joke imo and NOT "what you pay for"

hushed basalt
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I spent extra to get a high quality fridge from a company known for good quality manufacturing

forest edge
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keep your reciept

hushed basalt
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It came with a 5 year manufacturer warranty

forest edge
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if a major component dies within 7-14 years since puracse, you'll know what i'm talking about

clear ferry
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I paid $300 for my Bosch

hushed basalt
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And ACCC would let me get away with 10 years

forest edge
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*purchase

hushed basalt
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My microwave was a cheapie and it's nearly 10 years old :shrugs:

forest edge
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we're literally comparing today's life span to not all that long ago which was avverage 30-50 years

hushed basalt
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It's called good enough manufacturing. But it's not always purposeful designed to fail

clear ferry
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Yeah, my microwave was $60 and replaced it last year because I wanted grill function, but it lasted 11 years

hushed basalt
#

I haven't had any appliances I own fail

orchid rose
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I'd love to see some statistics to back that up Sonoma. I really haven't noticed much difference when it comes to the cheap stuff like my microwave etc. I should replace it but not because it's broken but the plastic has turned yellow in the 15 years I have owned it.

hushed basalt
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You can peroxide that @orchid rose if you can be bothered

clear ferry
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It brings character

forest edge
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it's 15 years old right now?

orchid rose
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Yeah I saw some vids that sunlight and stuff can fix it

forest edge
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I said above 15-20 years

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that would put your microwave within that time frame

forest edge
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just before things ticked over to shit

hushed basalt
#

Remember when everything was beige

clear ferry
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I wish it still was

orchid rose
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atx, I don't dig the 90s PC case vibe it gives right now

clear ferry
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Beige is nice

hushed basalt
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Quiet you

clear ferry
forest edge
#

norway is 20 years behind, don't forget that

hushed basalt
#

You don't receive enough light in Norway to see colour

clear ferry
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Dis sum seksi shitz

hushed basalt
#

Although on that note, everyone should make sure they're getting enough UV

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Vitamin D is corona viruses natural enemy

forest edge
#

does the coronavirus not like UV or sumthin?

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ah

hushed basalt
#

Like scotland and scotland

orchid rose
#

well Corona doesn't like UV either

forest edge
#

lol

light trout
#

Who does

orchid rose
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unfortunately it hides from it inside us 😦

hushed basalt
#

Most organic things don't haha

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That ionising radiation is good at that

forest edge
#

there will be a huge spike in sales of stuff that advertise that antimicrobial or whatever that coating is they put on plastics after all this lol

hushed basalt
#

Anything that's not glass or stainless steel is pretty good

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Microbes love smooth surfaces.

forest edge
#

just about to tick over to 170k confirmed with over 6k deaths. I can't tell if it's leveling off or if the reporting just suck that much that we can't evven get an idea of the actual numbers lol

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I see someone infected finally managed to make their way to Alaska. they probab froze to death before getting the chance to infect others lol

hushed basalt
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Yeah governments can't or don't want to test

clear ferry
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@forest edge just waiting for proper numbers from the us peepoShrug

hushed basalt
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I can't comment on that without getting /pol

clear ferry
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Apparently CDC does not update numbers over the weekend, so waiting for them to open Monday as far as I heard

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@hushed basalt /polkamusic I agree

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Finland has a lot of good polka

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But russian turbo polka is far superior

forest edge
#

yea we had every opportunity to actually get infront of this outbreak but our government wanted brush it off like it was no big thing

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and dropped the ball

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BUT it could be worse, we coule be italy

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that would have really sucked

#

if it was up to me I would have redirected all incoming travel to norway for a 30 day layover the second news broke out of china

clear ferry
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Maybe you are awkward

strange vapor
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Remember folks, it’s crucial to keep your daily routine when you’re working from home! (via Reddit)

orchid rose
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Hey, that will solve my problem of when should I listen to my podcast feed!

clear ferry
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Public transportation🀒

strange vapor
#

@orchid rose I have the same problem!

clear ferry
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Nice, I'm starting to feel influenza ish, better self isolate upstairs PepeLightsabers

strange vapor
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MS Teams has collapsed under the load of too many people working from home.

clear ferry
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I'm still online in teams PepeLightsabers

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Get some better servers @strange vapor

strange vapor
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Using Zoom which is working away happily.

forest edge
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atx is infected!

strange vapor
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@clear ferry Still seems down for some third level institutions.

light trout
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I hadd some issues with teams earlier today, but it seems ok now

strange vapor
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XBox went down last night, so I'm guessing there's lots of "fun" happening with MS at the moment.

clear ferry
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All the shitkids are home playing Xbox instead of studying lmao

forest edge
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then they end up taking your job lol

light trout
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yeah...

clear ferry
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I'll like to see them try, I've had apprentices, they didn't understand why booting from a dvd didn't update the installed OS drivers

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I feel secure for now

forest edge
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the younger always seem to be lazy and worthless lol

strange vapor
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There seems to be two extremes from what I've seen with nothing in-between.

low harness
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The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.

strange vapor
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Some people straight out of 3rd Level I work with who're really damn good and have a bit of "get up and go".

low harness
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  • Socrates
strange vapor
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Others who I wouldn't trust to tie their own shoe laces unsupervised 😦

clear ferry
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@strange vapor yeah, some people are just prodigies, but they are also the people who love what they are doing, and not just "lol let's play counter strike on this 48 socket server*

forest edge
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yet you were like that once as well

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hell i was like that lol

clear ferry
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I was not, I started hosting servers for friends from the get go and just did gaming as a past time jesus

strange vapor
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Funnily enough, a lot of the good ones are also good at listening, and if you listen back they're damn good at asking questions which break your assumptions, which I do like.

forest edge
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certain things tend to force a grow up period and some manage to do it while others just become a drain on the economy lol

scenic radish
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πŸ†— πŸ’₯ πŸ‡ͺ πŸ‡·

clear ferry
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Cherry sours togaDROOL

strange vapor
hushed basalt
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That is better than the irishman

forest edge
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sadly that pup passed from DriLeaf Disease

clear ferry
glossy mortar
wanton rivet
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any of you dudes have recommended motion-sensor nightlights for the house?

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just got a new place, and am looking to light a few key points that are pretty far from light switches

tidal bronze
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@tidal bronze I was reading about singapore doing a phenomenal job handling this outbreak stuff in an article the other day. the odds of all the places you got sent to lol
@forest edge lol, I think it was the right time to go and get out. BTW not sent, had to be there to check something out πŸ™‚

low harness
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Woah! That mixup may be the single worst insult you could ever give a Swede. And to do it to the whole country...

strange vapor
last dirge
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what value do I use for the Charmin mega rolls?

tidal bronze
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Mega ponder

forest edge
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the irony of atx actually being the first possible case of covid-19 amongst us. almost like giving him enough shit made it come true lol

strange vapor
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There was a confirmed case at my workplace, however she self isolated after coming back from Italy and was never near the office.

forest edge
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well thats good they did that on thier own

strange vapor
low harness
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"People develop software on Macs." That's kind of big. Not even mac software used to be made on macs. Ever.

forest edge
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well

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kind of

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I mean mac is a form of linux and it was developed on linux

clear ferry
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"form" of linux

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LOL

forest edge
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what would you call it? lol

clear ferry
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It comes from BSD

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that has been mangled

forest edge
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like i said lol

clear ferry
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It's like saying Ford is a kind of Honda

forest edge
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isn't it tho

clear ferry
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Is it ?

clear ferry
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I would have thought you would have waved some πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ and said not my Ford πŸš”

clear ferry
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That is a lexus though isn't it @hushed basalt

hushed basalt
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I thought that game was older than lexus

forest edge
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it's all regurgitated crap made from the same base, sooo..

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I just noticed the soccor ball under the car lol

clear ferry
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that must be shooped

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can't remember that being there

low harness
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Much of that list reminds me of how google once bragged that a google search uses as much processing power as the entire Apollo program - as if that was a Good thing...

hushed basalt
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An idiot "friend" of mine is going to work sick

clear ferry
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my smart watch has more processing power than the entire apollo program

hushed basalt
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Let me copy paste

forest edge
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@low harness but it ran off batteries.. how much juice could that possibly be lol

low harness
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Not just the rockets. Every thing. Every calculation made to make it happen.

hushed basalt
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It started as infected glands and fever, took antibiotics and now it has turned into sneezing, coughing, runny nose, fever

In addition to sore throat and phlem

So, every symptom people are scared of atmπŸ˜‚

Working from home tomorrow and I cried as I went through a roll of toilet paper on my nose

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That was yesterday

clear ferry
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I install systems every week that are exponentioally faster than the ones I installed last year, tech is moving fast

low harness
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And still not as fast as it used to.

forest edge
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a whole roll wasted on a nose?

hushed basalt
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Today

Better. Able to go to work tomorrow, just tired now
Not sneezing or coughing anymore
The few coughs are because of dehydration

low harness
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You mean they were right?

static plinth
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anyone here interested in boosting my solar education server? My thing is free solar design classes and I'm trying to make it look nicer for those shut in due to corona virus. Here's an invite for anyone who wants to look around: https://discord.gg/GV7jWg

low harness
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Or maybe you should tell him to unroll it before wiping his nose.

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... and that he's an idiot.

hushed basalt
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Her

clear ferry
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idjit

hushed basalt
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But yes

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Fekin idjit

static plinth
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RIP @hushed basalt TP

hushed basalt
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I'm stocked up!

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28 rolls

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I want to get some hand bidets though

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But I'm not sure how much I trust random ebay plumbing hardware

shy comet
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bidets will be useful if they cut water lol

hushed basalt
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Water won't be cut

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Why would it

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Toilets won't be very useful without water anyways ;)

forest edge
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if you got running water then you don't need TP lol

last plaza
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@static plinth what’s that? Like solar panels and knowledge around solar in general?

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bidets will be useful if they cut water lol
@shy comet then you connect the bidet to air compressor and use it as anal massager 🀣

shy comet
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ahhaah

last plaza
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Let the $hit fly all over!!! lmao

orchid rose
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Finland just declared a lockdown basically and gatherings of over 10 people were banned too

hushed basalt
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Meanwhile in Australia

strange vapor
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@hushed basalt Friends of my parents were over in Sydney for a wedding before heading to somewhere in the middle of no where to meet up with their son's family. To be on the safe side, they're self isolating for two weeks in a small chalet behind their son's place.

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They were not impressed by the attitude of people in Sydney!

toxic ivy
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hey all, what would be a good channel to ask people what kind of hardware they are using with their home assistant? Like what kind of lights/cameras/sensors or whatever.

trail crag
toxic ivy
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wow, i'm fucking blind.

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Thanks Cogneato.

trail crag
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click on the various categories on the left, see what's there

hushed basalt
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Boomers are very chill here

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Chilling out at the super market grabbing their usual Monday 8 items and waiting in line

toxic ivy
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COgneato, yeah, i'm browsing that while also checking against the names of companies on amazon and so far i'm not finding anything matching.

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I figured i'd jus get yeelights but they seem to be out of stock everywhere.

clear ferry
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My neighboring district just banned meetings of more than 3 people

trail crag
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@toxic ivy a lot of amazon wifi stuff is rebranded tuya

clear ferry
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If it says works with Alexa it probably is tuya

trail crag
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those can be used with the tuya integration or flashed with tuya-convert, disconnecting them from any apps they might require, and making them local

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(if you are ok with wifi devices. some people aren't)

hushed basalt
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Does tuyaconvert still work

clear ferry
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Yes

toxic ivy
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I use Lifx bulbs. I have pretty hefty network devices in my apt. I'm not worried about wifi devices

hushed basalt
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OTA?

trail crag
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I've got everything covered and haven't tried it in a while but yes, as of a month ago

clear ferry
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They updated it to work with the new encryption lately @hushed basalt

hushed basalt
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Awesome

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Hackers gonna hack

trail crag
toxic ivy
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Lol black adder

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That's fantastic.

trail crag
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@toxic ivy πŸ‘†

toxic ivy
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"Percy you imbecile"

hushed basalt
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And that's a wrap. Bed time

toxic ivy
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I love how Lifx's LED strip is fucking 9 bucks for 6 feet.

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jeezus guys

clear ferry
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Was same i paid for yeelight from AliExpress

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Great light strip, we have used it as a nightlight in the bedroom after the baby arrived

toxic ivy
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I'm def interested, but wasnt planning on going that deep.

last plaza
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@tidal bronze I made a quick trip to a local store, everything is fully stocked. Guess it was the weekend frenzy

tidal bronze
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That's great. Total opposite here today. Went to get some fish and it's empty. I am thinking by Tuesday will restock.

last plaza
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Especially the schools closing for 3 weeks, all parents rushed to stores to grab milk, bread and necessities.

tidal bronze
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Yep

last plaza
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Yup. Just give it a day or two.

tidal bronze
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Although, I don't think we will see TP and PT for a while πŸ™‚

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Also anything with ISO

last plaza
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I think Walmart has a tendency to attract funny people all the time. I’ve seen folks with home made masks - basically a piece of cloth around their faces and they are acting as if the world has come to an end.

tidal bronze
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lol

last plaza
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#peopleofwalmart

tidal bronze
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yep

last plaza
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When you are feeling down, google images people of Walmart. It will cheer you up. 🀣

tidal bronze
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I am hoping the ISP infrastructure will hold. This is turning all load balance calculations on it's head. πŸ™‚

last plaza
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lol

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Luckily most of the office work we do today doesn’t require vpn. I can do all my meetings my mobile.

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I will be in calls from 1 to 5pm now. Gonna watch all those videos in mute πŸ€“

tidal bronze
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No VPN setup was made to handle this much traffic surge

last plaza
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Yup. It is a good test for ISPs.

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Up until last week, we’re told 50% wfh. Now starting next week, 100% work from home.

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I see that most People work from home this week anyway. At least those who can do.

forest edge
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don't get too settled. they said they are waiting for china to settle in completely and watching for a second round of the virus to recirculate. they hope it doesn't but they are kind of expecting it to try

strange vapor
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@tidal bronze The VPN setup at work is quite happily handling all of us. Over 12k staff.

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Then again, the IT department saw what was coming and did bulk up the setup over the last month.

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Zoom has also handled the extra load like a champ.

shy comet
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such a great villain!

clear ferry
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One of the better in all the TV teen dramas

scenic radish
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Not familiar

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Handsome Jack is the world's greatest villain

clear ferry
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Teddi

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The cherry thief

scenic radish
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What have you done for me lately

shy comet
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i really dig teh Revere Flash too....they do a good job with him on the show

forest edge
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I dunno they kind over use the role

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I mean infinit wells lol

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all various attitudes etc

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the actual reverse flash dosen't even look like wells, yet in every usage of him they use wells character to play him regardless

shy comet
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well they use him a lot because he always has to exist since he is from the future...nothing you can do will keep him at bay because of that

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i thnk they explained that in season 2 as to why he keeps coming back....i just really like teh Wells that they do lol

forest edge
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harrison wells isn't from the future. the reverse flash is

shy comet
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yea i was referring to reverse flash

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and why we see him as wells so much

forest edge
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the reverse flash isn't harrison wells. in the first episode they show the reverse flash killing harrison wells and taking his face

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I guess it's less money to use wells chacater as the reverse flash, but in some instances it would have been nice to havve used the actual face of the reverse flash

shy comet
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last we saw his actual face was in legends though

forest edge
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I stopped watching that one. that be cool if they were doing that

shy comet
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i watch them alll lol

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i really want them to do a origin story of him

forest edge
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well they kind of did in parts i thought throughout the series

shy comet
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so seaon 1 was when barry first him....season 2 was when RF first met flash but the hatred was already there

forest edge
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in the first episode the RF was much more evil, sinister. but as the show went on they kind of softened him up a little too much imo. Barry was more evil in his various transformations lol

strange vapor
tidal bronze
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So what's binge-worthy these days?

hushed basalt
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I've been watching Narcos Mexico

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It's good

hushed basalt
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@tidal bronze is film and tv production becoming a ghost town where you are

tidal bronze
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Yep all productions are shut.

toxic ivy
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I work from home anyway most of the time. the joys of working in Telecom networking.

scenic radish
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Still haven't been told to work from home full time

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We're going to be alternating work from home days apparently πŸ˜’

silent canyon
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What irrigation systems is everyone else using?

scenic radish
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None

silent canyon
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really?

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apartment living?

scenic radish
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Yeah, condo

silent canyon
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got it , just trying to see what others are using I thought rainbird would be a good option , but it look like If that is the path I choose I will be stuck with a lot of input boolean s to get the type of control that I would like.

rain swift
last plaza
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I am gonna need that one too

wild grove
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Tediore alternating? I wouldn't expect that to help much

scenic radish
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I know, I don't know what they're thinking